July 20, 2023 • 29 mins
The Newlyweds are hanging out with soon to be newlyweds Joe Amabile and Serena Pitt! They’re in the depths of wedding planning and they need some help…
Joe spills everything about how he snuck into an A-list party at a movie premiere.
And, find out if Dean and Caelynn will tie the knot early, with Elvis in attendance!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Aungler, Kaylen
Miller Keys and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast. Hey, welcome
to an older episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds.
Dean is still in parts unknown. Yeah, hopefully he's still alive.
Caylin is here, of course always, of course he is.
(00:22):
He's fine, he's golfing. We have a couple of very
special guests that are on the podcast this week. You
of course know them from Bachelor franchise. There's really no introduction,
but I do want to say they are the I
don't want to say new hosts, because you guys have
been podcast host for quite some time, but the host
(00:43):
of Bachelor Happy Hour, which of course you guys know
is the Bachelor recap podcast. It is Serena and Joe. Serena.
Did you change your last name yet?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I have not.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm still Serena. Pet not a moveley yet. I think
after the wedding we'll do it so like this fall.
But it's just truly, it's not that I don't want
to be in a model lead. The process of changing
your name just sounds like such a mission, like you
have to get new passport, new driver's license, knew everything
with your last name on it, and it's just a
(01:15):
daunting task.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm sure you feel the same, Kalin.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I well, we we want to get married on the
strip first and then we can change your last names.
So once we get married, well what yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well we need to get married.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You guys are getting married on the Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Strip at some amazing always Chopel.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, that's what he wants. He wants to dress up
as all this. But before we have to get married
to change your last names. Otherwise you have to do
like an even more crazy process. So but then you
have to make sure you're not traveling internationally and you
have your passport in time.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So it is it's a long process.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Ye, that's even more than I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
As has to change her last name, it was more
of like a business decision than anything, because if she
changes her last name, she's no longer Ashley. Ay, she's
actually aged.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like, I think I'll still just leave all
my social media as pets. But it's more like the
urgency will more be like if slash when we have children,
because I would like us to all have the same
last name.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
That's like majorly the motivation.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, definitely, it's.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Not pushing it because I know it's such a it's
such a pain in the ass, like I hate, I
hate having to do things. So yeah, like I'm not
pushing her to do it, and I think it's also
we could probably stay on this topic for two hours.
But it's also kind of a pain in the ass
too for Serena because she's going through the green card process,
(02:36):
so she can't like in the in the midst of that,
like she can't really change anything.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Also, how is that going? Are you? How's how's that
process going?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So we got married in the fall, and once you're married,
you can apply for a green card. So I applied,
I think it was December or January of.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This past year.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And it's basically just a waiting game. So I won't
get too into detail of this because obviously I know
way more about immigration than I ever thought I would.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
But there's two routes you can go.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
One of them you can't leave the US while you're
waiting on your application to be approved, and one of
them you can, but the one where you can takes
a lot longer. I did that one because I didn't
want to not be able to come home and see
family and friends and be able to get somewhere if
I needed to be there.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So the application is in. It's just it's just waiting.
It could take probably another year before I hear anything.
Hopefully sooner. But like realistically they said about sixteen months.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Does that impact you at all? Like is there anything
that's is it prohibiting you from doing anything until you
actually get all right? So, yeah, there's no.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
If I did the faster one, I wouldn't be able
to leave the US, like I could not be in Canada.
I would have to stay in the US. And because
I didn't want that barrier. Yeah, we're just we're just waiting. No,
nothing's changed in our world. Hopefully it comes in soon though,
and that'll be pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Jared, who's your favorite superhero?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Are you my god?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Im?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Assuming Jared, you're not in your bedroom, I'm assuming this
is your child's bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, first of all, I would be a happy man
if this is my bedroom. Okay, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
So I thought I honestly, I thought it was like
your office. I was like that that makes sense to
be shared's off.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I mean I wish I still where's like, because I've
obviously surrounded you know, what's something cool? So this is
a Steve Erkele doll that Ashley found at like a
rift store that it is so cool big too. So
obviously a lot of Superman, a lot of Spider Man.
We have some teenage mutant in the Turtles. I got
him a Batman doll. You know, Robert Pattinson. I'm not
(04:44):
super happy about that. I mean, I like Pattinson, but
this is Dawson's room. So I was at Audrey's and
then I was with the customer and then had to
book it home, and then I booked a home. Ashley's
on the podcast with YouTube Jackasses, and then so I
was like, you guys have them. Actually you have the mic.
I can't do the mic. And then she's like, well
I need the mic. I'm finishing up. So then they
(05:05):
were like, just use computer audio. I was like, all right.
So then the bedroom downstairs because we still have Dawson's
cribbon there, and Dawson just got put down for a nap,
so he's got the bedroom downstairs, Ashley has the room upstairs,
and then the rest is just family room, which like loud,
obvious noises, and I was like, all right, I guess
I'm going to Dawson's room right now surrounded by Superman,
which is not a bad thing to be. Yeah, it's
(05:26):
kind of pathetic.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I think I think Pattinson's the best Batman so far
we've ever had. Do you really, Joe, No, I just
want to no.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I like Pattinson.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I really like Pattinson.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I think I think he.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Was a great Batman. Though he was a great Batman,
I have no I'm excited about the future of Pattinson.
I like Pattinson, but of course, like the inner child
of me wants him to get a Michael Keaton Batman
doll because that's what I had as a kid. But
the fact is, Joe, You're not gonna like me for this,
but I don't care. I stand by my my conviction.
The best on screen Batman that I've ever seen, that
I've enjoyed the most would be none other than and
(06:00):
Affleck as Batman. Because I love I just love how
I don't we don't talk about this, but like how
big and brooding he is, Like I love a big
Batman that walks into the room and you're like, that
guy would snap my neck like a twig.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Mine's actually my favorite. You're gonna just you see George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm going to reach through this zoom.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Joe's obsessed with George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Mind.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, I probably say Joe because I like a more
a more suave batman, some of with a little you know,
you know, Christian Bale and Robert Pattinson are just so
like emo, like they're just like, you know where you
got George Clooney, It's like, ah, you know, he's Batman,
but he's also drinking a martini.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Joe likes the leading man that like he wants to
embody in his day to day life. So he wants
someone with like a little charisma and a little swag.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, So do you let me ask you this joke
very highly of myself. Do you think that Tom Cruise
has a swag? Because you have to tell the story.
I told my Tom Cruise story on the last podcast.
And so Joe was at the Mission Impossible premiere. He
was in the talent, you know, the social media talent upstairs,
and Ashley and I were doing the press downstairs. And
(07:13):
I still haven't talked to you about it. So what happened.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I was up there and I was gonna say hi
to Tom Cruise, and I just I hesitated. Serena wasn't
with me, so I was with my friend Jeff, and
he didn't really push the issue. So because I hesitated,
I got in my head and then like the moment
to go say hi to him was there, and then
like I was a little nervous, my hands got a
little clammy. I didn't want to shake his hand with
a clammy hand, so I backed out. I I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh dude, I felt so bad because obviously I knew
we were going to talk to him again, and we
got to meet there the day before. And then when
you texted me and we were like, dude, I didn't
say I didn't I didn't pull the trigger. I didn't
say Hi. I was like, oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And for the listeners, what I recently learned about this
story is that Tom did Hi to everyone there, Like
this wasn't like Joe was like going to go up
and like cut him off and inshrupt him and like
steal a moment. Like he was saying hi to everyone.
So he was everyone with Joe apparently, But I.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Did I did sneak into the better party out of
the two, like there was like yeah, yeah, that was
actually really cool. It was like the cocktail party for
like the the real celebrities and the actors and actresses
in the movie.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
How you sneak in?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So we weren't supposed to leave, but I'm like, I'm
leaving because I'm hungry and I'm here for four hours,
So I left to go get footed. When I came back,
someone thank god, in the line noticed me and said
my name. So then the girl working securities, like Joe
come with me, and she just brought me up to
that room and then we're looking. I'm like, I got
a green wristband. Everyone's got gold wristbands. And Ralph Macchio
(08:50):
just walked past me and uh Dan yeah, Tony dan
at Yeah. I was like I shouldn't be at this party,
but no, but he said anything. So I just hung
out there for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Just like keep your hand in your pocket and no
one ever sees a risp.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah you're like, oh, I lost my wristband.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I was due what they say that happened to us?
Ashley and I went to the Batman v. Superman with
the best on screen Batman, Ben Affleck and Jesus seven
years ago. Now, god, we're so old. But we were
in the theater and we didn't get invited to an
after party, like we got lucky to get invited to
the premiere, and so Ashley was like, we got to
(09:27):
get to the after party. How do we get into
the after party? And I was like I don't know.
So we walk outside and then Ashley, some people noticed us.
And when this was when we were on Paradise, so
everybody wanted Like, all of a sudden, we had a
line of like six or seven people coming up and
taking pictures right outside the theater when the movie ended.
And so then all of a sudden, like people started
coming up and only taking pictures with Ashley. I was like, oh,
(09:50):
that's weird. Usually it's both of us, but whatever, And
then like this six year old girl came up like
wide eyed and was like, can I please take a
picture with you? I was like, what the hell's going on? Okay,
like what, no kid knows who this person is. And
then I found out some guy came up to me,
He's like, you know what's happening. I was like, these
people think that that is wonder woman. I was like, holy,
(10:11):
I think you're right. I think that they think That'skalakanda
because somebody took pictures of them and they were like, oh,
it must be her. She just looks a little different
in person. And so the guy was like, who are
you guys? Like why were people taking picture with you
in the beginning? And I was like, oh, we're from
Bachelor blah blah blah, and he's like oh cool, like
and then we ended up talking with him for a
while and he's like, you guys going to the after
party and we were like oh, we're like, uh, I
don't think we got an official invite. And he's like,
(10:32):
if you're gonna come with me, like you can get in.
We're like one hundred percent, we'll go with you wherever
you is. We found out that he was Ben Affleck's lawyer,
and we're like okay, cool. So we get in the
car and he also represented James Cameron. I was like,
this guy's a bad ass.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, this guy, this guy's a big shot, big shot.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So we're in the taxi with him and he only
has one pass. He's like, so what we'll do is
we'll just walk up together and you know, hopefully they
just let you in. I was like, okay, great because
it was like a twenty minute uber ride. So we
uber to the place and it's this big gothic castle
looks like Gotham City obviously, and there is just a
line to either end of the block, all fans waiting
for Ben Affleck or Henry Cavill, stars.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Of the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then so it's a little chaotic when we're walking
up and then the guy who's the lawyer just like
shows the security guard the past and he's like, yep,
you guys are good, and we all walked in. We
were like, oh, that's pretty cool. So we got into
the official afterparty for Batman v. Superman. I met Jesse
Eisenberg and we didn't get to meet Ben. He was
like there was just a ton of people around him,
(11:31):
and like.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Secure, Jesse, Jesse Eisenberg, I see at my gym. He
works out at my gym. You ever say hi, No, No.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
He's definitely giving off the like I'm not making anyone here,
please don't talk to me.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I also just feel like you shouldn't approach people the.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Gym, but definitely anywhere you should just not approach someone
it's while they're working out. But I'm shocked that there's
still like fan lines outside of events like that, with
like social media culture and like how accessible like the
lives of celebrities have become. Like I'm just sure you're like,
I'm gonna go line up outside of this event to
like get a glimpse of Tom Cruise or bent Off
(12:08):
like or whoever it is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think it's just to see them in person or just.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
To make a TikTok or something.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm sure Joe can attest to this, just seeing Tom
Cruise in person as well. Like when when someone like
Tom Cruise walks in the room, You're like, oh my god,
that's that's Tom Cruise, Like that is insane that he
is in the second true, well he is, like yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
He is like the the movie star, Like he's the
movie star.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Like yeah, it's he is no movies, dude, It's like
president walking into the room. That's how I was explaining
it to people. I'm like, it just like gets quiet
and he walks in.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah, and I and I think a lot of people
also like want that picture and they want that picture
for their social media thousand percent.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So I do want to talk to you guys about
your wedding.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's coming up.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You guys are probably like at the sixty ish daymark,
seventies something like that, how's it going? How are the nerves?
Because you guys already married, so I guess there's no nerves.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I feel like being already married helps.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Like it's not like, oh my god, we're gonna get
married in X amount of days. It's more just like
are the flowers finalized?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Like are the your drors finalized?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like all the more logistical stuff to make sure, like
the party is fun and set, and we just want
to do as much as we can to be sure that,
like we're just relaxed and having as much fun as
we can when the actual weekend comes, but it's creeping up.
I actually I can't believe that it's it's only a
few weeks away.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I know you got to do.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
We cannot, for the life us pick a first dance
song that's like one of the big things hang over
our heads.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But I can send you my list if you want.
That would be great.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, if you want to send me a playlist, that
would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Joe keeps changing his mind.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He sent me a first dance song and I I
fell in love with it, and then he was like no,
and now he's picked like six since that one.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wait, that's so funny.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
So I created a list of twenty and then I
was like, I'm gonna we're gonna have dinner. I'm gonna
play them all. It's gonna be like cute and romantic.
And I played the first one in Dean's like, don't
don't send me another one. We're just we're doing this one. Yeah,
And I was like, oh, I really spent time on
this list so I can send it to you.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Do you think it would have been no matter what
the first one that played was was gonna be when
he picked Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I made that mistake with our wedding invites.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I showed him my least favorite first and he's like perfect.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And I was like, shots, no, that's not the one
I wanted.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But now you know, you just always show him your
favorite option first and you guys will agree, right.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's yeah, he's a simple man.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Joe still has to figure out what he's wearing. I
don't think he has one outfit.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, same with Dean.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, I don't have any.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like tux fittings or anything nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I can't imagine you wearing anything else that a
black tux.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I am going to do a Black Talks. But am
I gonna the Black Talks or am I going to
buy a Black Talks. If I buy a black tux,
will I ever wear the thing again?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Listen to me right now? Reach out to a company
and they will give you a black tux.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. I reached out the
Black Talks that it was on, and I've worked with
them in the past.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh well, that's that's weird. I mean, yeah, you should
reach Well, they definitely don't listen to this podcast, but
if you should reach out again.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
If anyone ever Black Texas listening, please respond to Joe.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
He needs an outfit for our wedding that is coming
very soon.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
We're also doing We're also doing a welcome party, so
I need an outfit for the welcome party.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What you should do? And Joe, you know this, So
I'm telling you something you already know. Just post on
instant story. Hey, I need a tux for the wedding
and I need an outfit for the welcome party, any suggestions,
and then I'd be shocked if there wasn't some companies
reaching in the Dan's and you get nice little free
tucks for a little tag.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
You know, I've never really, I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I believe that Joe doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Like reaching out to brands, like I'll type up his
message for him to like send whenever he.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Dies, I Warren. They also did.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Somewhere a little more on our level.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm the same way. I never did it before I
started dating Ashley and she has you know, it's she's
I and Joe. You can attest this because I'm sorry, sure,
and it's the same way. And Calen, I'm sure you're
the same way with Dean. It's just like you. It's you.
Just you guys are smart and you know what you're doing.
And then you're not afraid to ask for things. And
why am I afraid to ask for things?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I don't get it, I know, because.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm just like worst case. They say like no, we're
not looking to collaborate, or like we're not interested.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm like, okay, do we do? Like no, no skin
off my back.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Where are you guys going on on your honeymoon? You
guys going to the equator here.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, I was just gonna ask you guys that. But
we are trying to make South Africa work. It's just
so long to get there. So hopefully we can make
that work and do like two weeks out there and
a lot of safaris. But I don't know, it's like
it's romantic, but you're also waking up at like five
am for sunrise safaris.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So we'll see.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But what are you guys thinking relaxing?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Yeah, not like the Maldives or you know, where are
you guys going.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You know what's so funny is, last time I was
on this podcast, Jared, you weren't here. Dean was here,
and I think I told you guys we were going
to like Mexico or something I said. I said way
too much on this podcast. Last time I was here,
I probably gave you guys my freaking wedding day location.
But we are not anymore. We are going to Italy,
but we popped around to a bunch of different places
(17:47):
before we land on Italy. And I'm still not convinced
that Joe's going to cancel the whole thing and like
rebook us somewhere else. He's our relationship travel agent. He's
totally taken charge of the honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
So I initially had a flight to Rome, but a
whole time in Bali, and I was like, Okay, this isn't.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeh. If two plus two equals three, then you're doing
something right. But I don't think those two equate.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, like this isn't gonna work. We got to pick
one or the other.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, the things that it's.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
The same thing, like Bali is the same kind of
the same thing Kaelin as like South Africa. It takes
a long time to get there, so I didn't want
to and I don't want to go somewhere and then
like like all of a sudden, I get food poisoning
for four days and my nine day trip is now
five days, and I'm pissed off. So we we did
(18:36):
Italy and I'm angry.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
We got a little overwhelmed with like the distance of
Bali was a little intimidating.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
We also have been traveling a ridiculous amount these last
two months, these upcoming two three months are going to
be the same, so like jumping on a super long
flight just sounded very intimidating. And then yeah, Bali, Bali
kind of freaks me out. I have like bad stress
about food poisoning of any kind. Like I'm the person
that's like triple checking the expiration date in my fridge.
(19:05):
So like we felt like post in Italy and was
it was also standing very romantic, and we love Italian food.
Joe's Italian. We've never been there together, so Joe's Italian.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I would have never guessed.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
What part of Italy we are gonna do, so like
this is, it's all booked, but I have to make
an adjustment somewhere we're gonna do it. We're doing Lake Como,
Florence and then Rome. But when I thought of when
I booked Florence, I was thinking like Tuscanye countryside, But
realistically we're doing a lake, a city, and then another city,
(19:43):
and I need to mix in a beach. So now
I need to probably rearrange it and get us to
go to the Mafi Coast at the end. But then
we're gonna have to then I gotta hopefully get a
flight out of Naples and find a hotel room. And
because our honeymoon's in September, every whole time room seems
to be five thousand dollars a night. They also don't
respond to d ms, so I'm in I'm in the
(20:07):
process of trying to add on. But right now it's
como Florence and Rome.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well he really is the travel agent.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Where did you guys go?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
We went to Positano and then we went to the
Malfy Coast and then we went to Greece. Yeah, yeah,
it was yeah. I mean, I can't recommend it enough.
I'm not gonna lie guys like, yeah, so beautiful. It
was pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Because I think we've both been I think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, of course, how dare I?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Well, they say when we were there, they say my
last name with such elegance like that, like mimabili, your
table's ready, and just the way they say it over
in the United States it's Amabile amabele, like no one
says it right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, hey got but goo uh uh well that's exciting.
Uh yeah. We went to we went to Italy, went
to Greece and Positano was awesome. Malfi Coast is beautiful,
very romantic. It is so romantic.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Aren't they the same thing, Jared? Isn't the a Mafi Coast? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I think Positano's on the Amalfi coast, right.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, I think it's like a Malfi one is less
touristy than the other. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Sorrentals Sorrento's Taurus OneD. I think if Jared is.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I know you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, whoop? Stay where am I? Yeah? Uh?
Italy cool? This pasta you know, but.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Dean and I did that, Denon and I drove.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We started in like Como and then drove all the
way down south to the Amalfi. And I think that's
the best way to do it. And maybe had Tuscany
into your list.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, yeah, I think if we do do Florence, it's
like a day trip into test Like you can just
get a little car like a train.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
It's so close.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
So I think if we do the three days in Florence,
we'll do like one day trip at least in Tuscany
because I've never been there and it looks so pretty.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
We only have five more minutes because you guys have
a pretty long press day. So just a couple of questions.
Obviously I want to talk about Bachelor Happy Hour, but
before we do that, I do want to ask, do
you guys ever forget that you're married? Because I was
talking about you. I can't remember why, probably about the
three thousand jars from Sundays with Show that I have
at Audrey's but almost sold out. We're selling a baby.
(22:36):
But I was like, oh, his you know, yeah, his
fiance Serena. And then I'm like, oh my god, that's right,
they're married. Do you because you guys haven't had a wedding,
edge you ever forget that? You're like, holy yeah, you're
my wife.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
You're not the first person that has said this to us,
Like we have had people before like I always.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Forget that you guys are married, and I'm always like, yeah,
I forget too.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
But now it's been like seven eight months, and I
feel like we're starting Yeah, it's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's like creeping up on a year.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Like so we're forgetting less, which is good, and we're
getting a little more comfortable with like the husband wife titles.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I make a lot of divorce jokes and yeah, so
that makes it hard to forget.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, that's good. Seven months in the divorce jokes really
hitting hard.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh the divorce jokes were made hours within our marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I try to make divorced jokes actually doesn't like them.
She doesn't find them funny at all. So I'm like, nevermind, fine,
sarcasms out the window, obviously, but I do want to
talk about uh, happy excuse me, happy hour. Yeah, Bachelor
happy arms. So I used to saying clickbait because Joe,
You're on it for so long. So you guys are
now the host of happy hour, Bachelor Happy Hour. Hows
(23:40):
it feels to work with each other? Now now you
guys got to live with each other, work with each other.
You're worried about that, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
But I've said that, like, it's not We're not working
eight hours a day, five days a week with each other.
We're working two hours a week with each other. And like,
if we can't figure that out, then I think we
have I think we may have bigger issues.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, And I think it would be hard if like
we had never podcasted together before and then we jumped
into it and we were like, oh, shoot, we have
really different styles and like maybe we don't like mesh
as co hosts as well as we mesh as like
husband and wife. But we had posted a few podcasts
together before. Whether I was just like filling in or whatnot,
and it had gone well and we liked doing it together.
(24:24):
So I feel like going into this, we were like
pretty confident that there was not going to be any
like issues or tensions and like, yeah, we like doing
it together, so that helps that it's fun.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
And Serena's like she asks pointed questions and she's very
articulate and intelligent, which is so helpful for me because
I'm just kind of like throw out random and half
the stuff I'm saying no and even doesn't even make.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Sense, so no, that's not true.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
It really it really drives home the professionality of us
as a team.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's how I feel that Serena would being the professionality.
She would if I'm saying that properly, which obviously I
have no professionality if I'm saying it incorrectly, she would
ask the questions like do the job, and then Joe
would just be the comic relief. So, Saren, I want
to ask you, what's Joe like when he watches Bachelor?
Do you guys watch together? Because I would imagine Joe
just been like this jackass, like this guy like get
(25:16):
out of here, Like do you know how good you have?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
It.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
This guy's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Actually, I'm actually curious. I'm curious about your answer because
I don't watch myself watching The Bachelor, So how do
I come off?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Well, I would say, yeah, we usually watch it together.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Now that we're podcasting, we'll like have our notepads out
and like make a couple of notes. I feel like
we don't talk as much during it as we used
to because we're kind of trying to save what we
want to say to talk about on the podcast, which
is kind of fun, but I don't know, there's a
lot of like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
God, what is he doing? Why is he saying that?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
But like I don't know, you're not like overly expressive
while you're watching it, Like you're usually like pretty in
the zone, and then like all the big comments come
out later on when we like debrief it it. Yeah,
what am I like watching the Bachelorette?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
That's how I am when I watch anything, though, Like
I don't really I'm just kind of like I sit there,
I watch, and then I decompress.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
After Yeah, and then you have a lot to say afterwards.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm such an old man. I do the same thing.
But in terms of like watching shows and always uh commenting,
But I'll like watching Bachelor. I guess I'm just Jaden
and we've seen so much now, Like I'll watch and
somebody be like, you know, I'm falling alve with her,
Like no, you're not, No, you're not. Yeah, you have
no idea what you're talking about. You're just saying things,
that's all you're doing.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Nothing drives me crazier than when I watch contestants just
say say things they think they should say. It's like, dude,
you've been here for five days and granted, like I
know that we got engaged after nineteen days.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, like I get it.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, but it's like like I know when someone's just
saying it, and like there's so many people that just
say it, and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
That is the pet peeve for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well that's good. Well that's awesome. I'm so excited for
you both. Congratulations on both being Bachelor Happy. Our new
podcast host, Uh, you're obviously a wonderful couple, wonderful human beings.
Thank you so much for taking the time to come
on our podcast. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, thank you guys. Thanks for waiting for your wedding.
It's coming. Up so soon.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah, you too.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
And honestly, Kaylin, you never know, you may you may
see us in South Africa with you because we honeymoon,
you know, are constantly changing.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
It was good to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Thank you today, guys, Bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Joe and Serena just a beautiful couple. They really are
such a good looking couple.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, very good looking.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's maddening. I look at myself in the zoom because
obviously I compare to other people because I'm insecure, and
I look at Joe and I'm like, we're both on Bachelor,
like we should, you know, Chicago guy, and I'm like,
he's just so much better looking. It's so infuriating. And
his lighting was so good.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm like, I look, his lighting was great.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
He looked tan, white teeth. Serena always has great lighting
to her skin, looked amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Rina has natural good lightning, you know what I mean.
Like wherever she goes, it feels like good lighting.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Is just glowing.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, always glowing. Well that was a great podcast. Yeah,
I mean so that make sure you guys tune in.
Last week. Uh we had it was just me and you, Kaitlin.
No deed is deemed to be back next week.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yes, good, hopefully.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Who knows what that man? Well, I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
And the listeners will find out next week where maybe
we suck just a little bit less.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we
Suck at.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Being Newlyweds, and email us at Newlyweds at iHeartRadio dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Make sure to write us a review and leave us
five stars. We'll see you next time.
Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Aungler, Kaylen
Miller Keys and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast. Hey, welcome
to an older episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds.
Dean is still in parts unknown. Yeah, hopefully he's still alive.
Caylin is here, of course always, of course he is.
(00:22):
He's fine, he's golfing. We have a couple of very
special guests that are on the podcast this week. You
of course know them from Bachelor franchise. There's really no introduction,
but I do want to say they are the I
don't want to say new hosts, because you guys have
been podcast host for quite some time, but the host
(00:43):
of Bachelor Happy Hour, which of course you guys know
is the Bachelor recap podcast. It is Serena and Joe. Serena.
Did you change your last name yet?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I have not.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm still Serena. Pet not a moveley yet. I think
after the wedding we'll do it so like this fall.
But it's just truly, it's not that I don't want
to be in a model lead. The process of changing
your name just sounds like such a mission, like you
have to get new passport, new driver's license, knew everything
with your last name on it, and it's just a
(01:15):
daunting task.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm sure you feel the same, Kalin.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I well, we we want to get married on the
strip first and then we can change your last names.
So once we get married, well what yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well we need to get married.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You guys are getting married on the Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Strip at some amazing always Chopel.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, that's what he wants. He wants to dress up
as all this. But before we have to get married
to change your last names. Otherwise you have to do
like an even more crazy process. So but then you
have to make sure you're not traveling internationally and you
have your passport in time.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So it is it's a long process.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Ye, that's even more than I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
As has to change her last name, it was more
of like a business decision than anything, because if she
changes her last name, she's no longer Ashley. Ay, she's
actually aged.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like, I think I'll still just leave all
my social media as pets. But it's more like the
urgency will more be like if slash when we have children,
because I would like us to all have the same
last name.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
That's like majorly the motivation.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, definitely, it's.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Not pushing it because I know it's such a it's
such a pain in the ass, like I hate, I
hate having to do things. So yeah, like I'm not
pushing her to do it, and I think it's also
we could probably stay on this topic for two hours.
But it's also kind of a pain in the ass
too for Serena because she's going through the green card process,
(02:36):
so she can't like in the in the midst of that,
like she can't really change anything.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Also, how is that going? Are you? How's how's that
process going?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So we got married in the fall, and once you're married,
you can apply for a green card. So I applied,
I think it was December or January of.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This past year.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And it's basically just a waiting game. So I won't
get too into detail of this because obviously I know
way more about immigration than I ever thought I would.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
But there's two routes you can go.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
One of them you can't leave the US while you're
waiting on your application to be approved, and one of
them you can, but the one where you can takes
a lot longer. I did that one because I didn't
want to not be able to come home and see
family and friends and be able to get somewhere if
I needed to be there.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So the application is in. It's just it's just waiting.
It could take probably another year before I hear anything.
Hopefully sooner. But like realistically they said about sixteen months.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Does that impact you at all? Like is there anything
that's is it prohibiting you from doing anything until you
actually get all right? So, yeah, there's no.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
If I did the faster one, I wouldn't be able
to leave the US, like I could not be in Canada.
I would have to stay in the US. And because
I didn't want that barrier. Yeah, we're just we're just waiting. No,
nothing's changed in our world. Hopefully it comes in soon though,
and that'll be pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Jared, who's your favorite superhero?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Are you my god?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Im?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Assuming Jared, you're not in your bedroom, I'm assuming this
is your child's bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, first of all, I would be a happy man
if this is my bedroom. Okay, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
So I thought I honestly, I thought it was like
your office. I was like that that makes sense to
be shared's off.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I mean I wish I still where's like, because I've
obviously surrounded you know, what's something cool? So this is
a Steve Erkele doll that Ashley found at like a
rift store that it is so cool big too. So
obviously a lot of Superman, a lot of Spider Man.
We have some teenage mutant in the Turtles. I got
him a Batman doll. You know, Robert Pattinson. I'm not
(04:44):
super happy about that. I mean, I like Pattinson, but
this is Dawson's room. So I was at Audrey's and
then I was with the customer and then had to
book it home, and then I booked a home. Ashley's
on the podcast with YouTube Jackasses, and then so I
was like, you guys have them. Actually you have the mic.
I can't do the mic. And then she's like, well
I need the mic. I'm finishing up. So then they
(05:05):
were like, just use computer audio. I was like, all right.
So then the bedroom downstairs because we still have Dawson's
cribbon there, and Dawson just got put down for a nap,
so he's got the bedroom downstairs, Ashley has the room upstairs,
and then the rest is just family room, which like loud,
obvious noises, and I was like, all right, I guess
I'm going to Dawson's room right now surrounded by Superman,
which is not a bad thing to be. Yeah, it's
(05:26):
kind of pathetic.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I think I think Pattinson's the best Batman so far
we've ever had. Do you really, Joe, No, I just
want to no.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I like Pattinson.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I really like Pattinson.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I think I think he.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Was a great Batman. Though he was a great Batman,
I have no I'm excited about the future of Pattinson.
I like Pattinson, but of course, like the inner child
of me wants him to get a Michael Keaton Batman
doll because that's what I had as a kid. But
the fact is, Joe, You're not gonna like me for this,
but I don't care. I stand by my my conviction.
The best on screen Batman that I've ever seen, that
I've enjoyed the most would be none other than and
(06:00):
Affleck as Batman. Because I love I just love how
I don't we don't talk about this, but like how
big and brooding he is, Like I love a big
Batman that walks into the room and you're like, that
guy would snap my neck like a twig.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Mine's actually my favorite. You're gonna just you see George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm going to reach through this zoom.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Joe's obsessed with George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Mind.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, I probably say Joe because I like a more
a more suave batman, some of with a little you know,
you know, Christian Bale and Robert Pattinson are just so
like emo, like they're just like, you know where you
got George Clooney, It's like, ah, you know, he's Batman,
but he's also drinking a martini.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Joe likes the leading man that like he wants to
embody in his day to day life. So he wants
someone with like a little charisma and a little swag.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, So do you let me ask you this joke
very highly of myself. Do you think that Tom Cruise
has a swag? Because you have to tell the story.
I told my Tom Cruise story on the last podcast.
And so Joe was at the Mission Impossible premiere. He
was in the talent, you know, the social media talent upstairs,
and Ashley and I were doing the press downstairs. And
(07:13):
I still haven't talked to you about it. So what happened.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I was up there and I was gonna say hi
to Tom Cruise, and I just I hesitated. Serena wasn't
with me, so I was with my friend Jeff, and
he didn't really push the issue. So because I hesitated,
I got in my head and then like the moment
to go say hi to him was there, and then
like I was a little nervous, my hands got a
little clammy. I didn't want to shake his hand with
a clammy hand, so I backed out. I I got it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh dude, I felt so bad because obviously I knew
we were going to talk to him again, and we
got to meet there the day before. And then when
you texted me and we were like, dude, I didn't
say I didn't I didn't pull the trigger. I didn't
say Hi. I was like, oh no.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And for the listeners, what I recently learned about this
story is that Tom did Hi to everyone there, Like
this wasn't like Joe was like going to go up
and like cut him off and inshrupt him and like
steal a moment. Like he was saying hi to everyone.
So he was everyone with Joe apparently, But I.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Did I did sneak into the better party out of
the two, like there was like yeah, yeah, that was
actually really cool. It was like the cocktail party for
like the the real celebrities and the actors and actresses
in the movie.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
How you sneak in?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So we weren't supposed to leave, but I'm like, I'm
leaving because I'm hungry and I'm here for four hours,
So I left to go get footed. When I came back,
someone thank god, in the line noticed me and said
my name. So then the girl working securities, like Joe
come with me, and she just brought me up to
that room and then we're looking. I'm like, I got
a green wristband. Everyone's got gold wristbands. And Ralph Macchio
(08:50):
just walked past me and uh Dan yeah, Tony dan
at Yeah. I was like I shouldn't be at this party,
but no, but he said anything. So I just hung
out there for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Just like keep your hand in your pocket and no
one ever sees a risp.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah you're like, oh, I lost my wristband.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I was due what they say that happened to us?
Ashley and I went to the Batman v. Superman with
the best on screen Batman, Ben Affleck and Jesus seven
years ago. Now, god, we're so old. But we were
in the theater and we didn't get invited to an
after party, like we got lucky to get invited to
the premiere, and so Ashley was like, we got to
(09:27):
get to the after party. How do we get into
the after party? And I was like I don't know.
So we walk outside and then Ashley, some people noticed us.
And when this was when we were on Paradise, so
everybody wanted Like, all of a sudden, we had a
line of like six or seven people coming up and
taking pictures right outside the theater when the movie ended.
And so then all of a sudden, like people started
coming up and only taking pictures with Ashley. I was like, oh,
(09:50):
that's weird. Usually it's both of us, but whatever, And
then like this six year old girl came up like
wide eyed and was like, can I please take a
picture with you? I was like, what the hell's going on? Okay,
like what, no kid knows who this person is. And
then I found out some guy came up to me,
He's like, you know what's happening. I was like, these
people think that that is wonder woman. I was like, holy,
(10:11):
I think you're right. I think that they think That'skalakanda
because somebody took pictures of them and they were like, oh,
it must be her. She just looks a little different
in person. And so the guy was like, who are
you guys? Like why were people taking picture with you
in the beginning? And I was like, oh, we're from
Bachelor blah blah blah, and he's like oh cool, like
and then we ended up talking with him for a
while and he's like, you guys going to the after
party and we were like oh, we're like, uh, I
don't think we got an official invite. And he's like,
(10:32):
if you're gonna come with me, like you can get in.
We're like one hundred percent, we'll go with you wherever
you is. We found out that he was Ben Affleck's lawyer,
and we're like okay, cool. So we get in the
car and he also represented James Cameron. I was like,
this guy's a bad ass.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, this guy, this guy's a big shot, big shot.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So we're in the taxi with him and he only
has one pass. He's like, so what we'll do is
we'll just walk up together and you know, hopefully they
just let you in. I was like, okay, great because
it was like a twenty minute uber ride. So we
uber to the place and it's this big gothic castle
looks like Gotham City obviously, and there is just a
line to either end of the block, all fans waiting
for Ben Affleck or Henry Cavill, stars.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Of the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then so it's a little chaotic when we're walking
up and then the guy who's the lawyer just like
shows the security guard the past and he's like, yep,
you guys are good, and we all walked in. We
were like, oh, that's pretty cool. So we got into
the official afterparty for Batman v. Superman. I met Jesse
Eisenberg and we didn't get to meet Ben. He was
like there was just a ton of people around him,
(11:31):
and like.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Secure, Jesse, Jesse Eisenberg, I see at my gym. He
works out at my gym. You ever say hi, No, No.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
He's definitely giving off the like I'm not making anyone here,
please don't talk to me.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I also just feel like you shouldn't approach people the.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Gym, but definitely anywhere you should just not approach someone
it's while they're working out. But I'm shocked that there's
still like fan lines outside of events like that, with
like social media culture and like how accessible like the
lives of celebrities have become. Like I'm just sure you're like,
I'm gonna go line up outside of this event to
like get a glimpse of Tom Cruise or bent Off
(12:08):
like or whoever it is.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think it's just to see them in person or just.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
To make a TikTok or something.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm sure Joe can attest to this, just seeing Tom
Cruise in person as well. Like when when someone like
Tom Cruise walks in the room, You're like, oh my god,
that's that's Tom Cruise, Like that is insane that he
is in the second true, well he is, like yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
He is like the the movie star, Like he's the
movie star.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Like yeah, it's he is no movies, dude, It's like
president walking into the room. That's how I was explaining
it to people. I'm like, it just like gets quiet
and he walks in.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah, and I and I think a lot of people
also like want that picture and they want that picture
for their social media thousand percent.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So I do want to talk to you guys about
your wedding.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's coming up.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
You guys are probably like at the sixty ish daymark,
seventies something like that, how's it going? How are the nerves?
Because you guys already married, so I guess there's no nerves.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I feel like being already married helps.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Like it's not like, oh my god, we're gonna get
married in X amount of days. It's more just like
are the flowers finalized?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Like are the your drors finalized?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Like all the more logistical stuff to make sure, like
the party is fun and set, and we just want
to do as much as we can to be sure that,
like we're just relaxed and having as much fun as
we can when the actual weekend comes, but it's creeping up.
I actually I can't believe that it's it's only a
few weeks away.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I know you got to do.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
We cannot, for the life us pick a first dance
song that's like one of the big things hang over
our heads.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But I can send you my list if you want.
That would be great.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, if you want to send me a playlist, that
would be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Joe keeps changing his mind.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He sent me a first dance song and I I
fell in love with it, and then he was like no,
and now he's picked like six since that one.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wait, that's so funny.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
So I created a list of twenty and then I
was like, I'm gonna we're gonna have dinner. I'm gonna
play them all. It's gonna be like cute and romantic.
And I played the first one in Dean's like, don't
don't send me another one. We're just we're doing this one. Yeah,
And I was like, oh, I really spent time on
this list so I can send it to you.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Do you think it would have been no matter what
the first one that played was was gonna be when
he picked Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I made that mistake with our wedding invites.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I showed him my least favorite first and he's like perfect.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And I was like, shots, no, that's not the one
I wanted.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But now you know, you just always show him your
favorite option first and you guys will agree, right.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's yeah, he's a simple man.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Joe still has to figure out what he's wearing. I
don't think he has one outfit.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, same with Dean.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, I don't have any.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Like tux fittings or anything nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I can't imagine you wearing anything else that a
black tux.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I am going to do a Black Talks. But am
I gonna the Black Talks or am I going to
buy a Black Talks. If I buy a black tux,
will I ever wear the thing again?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Listen to me right now? Reach out to a company
and they will give you a black tux.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. I reached out the
Black Talks that it was on, and I've worked with
them in the past.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh well, that's that's weird. I mean, yeah, you should
reach Well, they definitely don't listen to this podcast, but
if you should reach out again.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
If anyone ever Black Texas listening, please respond to Joe.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
He needs an outfit for our wedding that is coming
very soon.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
We're also doing We're also doing a welcome party, so
I need an outfit for the welcome party.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What you should do? And Joe, you know this, So
I'm telling you something you already know. Just post on
instant story. Hey, I need a tux for the wedding
and I need an outfit for the welcome party, any suggestions,
and then I'd be shocked if there wasn't some companies
reaching in the Dan's and you get nice little free
tucks for a little tag.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
You know, I've never really, I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I believe that Joe doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Like reaching out to brands, like I'll type up his
message for him to like send whenever he.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Dies, I Warren. They also did.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Somewhere a little more on our level.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm the same way. I never did it before I
started dating Ashley and she has you know, it's she's
I and Joe. You can attest this because I'm sorry, sure,
and it's the same way. And Calen, I'm sure you're
the same way with Dean. It's just like you. It's you.
Just you guys are smart and you know what you're doing.
And then you're not afraid to ask for things. And
why am I afraid to ask for things?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I don't get it, I know, because.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm just like worst case. They say like no, we're
not looking to collaborate, or like we're not interested.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm like, okay, do we do? Like no, no skin
off my back.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Where are you guys going on on your honeymoon? You
guys going to the equator here.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, I was just gonna ask you guys that. But
we are trying to make South Africa work. It's just
so long to get there. So hopefully we can make
that work and do like two weeks out there and
a lot of safaris. But I don't know, it's like
it's romantic, but you're also waking up at like five
am for sunrise safaris.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So we'll see.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But what are you guys thinking relaxing?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Yeah, not like the Maldives or you know, where are
you guys going.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You know what's so funny is, last time I was
on this podcast, Jared, you weren't here. Dean was here,
and I think I told you guys we were going
to like Mexico or something I said. I said way
too much on this podcast. Last time I was here,
I probably gave you guys my freaking wedding day location.
But we are not anymore. We are going to Italy,
but we popped around to a bunch of different places
(17:47):
before we land on Italy. And I'm still not convinced
that Joe's going to cancel the whole thing and like
rebook us somewhere else. He's our relationship travel agent. He's
totally taken charge of the honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
So I initially had a flight to Rome, but a
whole time in Bali, and I was like, Okay, this isn't.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeh. If two plus two equals three, then you're doing
something right. But I don't think those two equate.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, like this isn't gonna work. We got to pick
one or the other.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, the things that it's.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
The same thing, like Bali is the same kind of
the same thing Kaelin as like South Africa. It takes
a long time to get there, so I didn't want
to and I don't want to go somewhere and then
like like all of a sudden, I get food poisoning
for four days and my nine day trip is now
five days, and I'm pissed off. So we we did
(18:36):
Italy and I'm angry.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
We got a little overwhelmed with like the distance of
Bali was a little intimidating.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
We also have been traveling a ridiculous amount these last
two months, these upcoming two three months are going to
be the same, so like jumping on a super long
flight just sounded very intimidating. And then yeah, Bali, Bali
kind of freaks me out. I have like bad stress
about food poisoning of any kind. Like I'm the person
that's like triple checking the expiration date in my fridge.
(19:05):
So like we felt like post in Italy and was
it was also standing very romantic, and we love Italian food.
Joe's Italian. We've never been there together, so Joe's Italian.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I would have never guessed.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
What part of Italy we are gonna do, so like
this is, it's all booked, but I have to make
an adjustment somewhere we're gonna do it. We're doing Lake Como,
Florence and then Rome. But when I thought of when
I booked Florence, I was thinking like Tuscanye countryside, But
realistically we're doing a lake, a city, and then another city,
(19:43):
and I need to mix in a beach. So now
I need to probably rearrange it and get us to
go to the Mafi Coast at the end. But then
we're gonna have to then I gotta hopefully get a
flight out of Naples and find a hotel room. And
because our honeymoon's in September, every whole time room seems
to be five thousand dollars a night. They also don't
respond to d ms, so I'm in I'm in the
(20:07):
process of trying to add on. But right now it's
como Florence and Rome.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well he really is the travel agent.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Where did you guys go?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
We went to Positano and then we went to the
Malfy Coast and then we went to Greece. Yeah, yeah,
it was yeah. I mean, I can't recommend it enough.
I'm not gonna lie guys like, yeah, so beautiful. It
was pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Because I think we've both been I think, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, of course, how dare I?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Well, they say when we were there, they say my
last name with such elegance like that, like mimabili, your
table's ready, and just the way they say it over
in the United States it's Amabile amabele, like no one
says it right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, hey got but goo uh uh well that's exciting.
Uh yeah. We went to we went to Italy, went
to Greece and Positano was awesome. Malfi Coast is beautiful,
very romantic. It is so romantic.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Aren't they the same thing, Jared? Isn't the a Mafi Coast? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I think Positano's on the Amalfi coast, right.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, I think it's like a Malfi one is less
touristy than the other. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Sorrentals Sorrento's Taurus OneD. I think if Jared is.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I know you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, whoop? Stay where am I? Yeah? Uh?
Italy cool? This pasta you know, but.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Dean and I did that, Denon and I drove.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We started in like Como and then drove all the
way down south to the Amalfi. And I think that's
the best way to do it. And maybe had Tuscany
into your list.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, yeah, I think if we do do Florence, it's
like a day trip into test Like you can just
get a little car like a train.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
It's so close.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
So I think if we do the three days in Florence,
we'll do like one day trip at least in Tuscany
because I've never been there and it looks so pretty.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
We only have five more minutes because you guys have
a pretty long press day. So just a couple of questions.
Obviously I want to talk about Bachelor Happy Hour, but
before we do that, I do want to ask, do
you guys ever forget that you're married? Because I was
talking about you. I can't remember why, probably about the
three thousand jars from Sundays with Show that I have
at Audrey's but almost sold out. We're selling a baby.
(22:36):
But I was like, oh, his you know, yeah, his
fiance Serena. And then I'm like, oh my god, that's right,
they're married. Do you because you guys haven't had a wedding,
edge you ever forget that? You're like, holy yeah, you're
my wife.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
You're not the first person that has said this to us,
Like we have had people before like I always.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Forget that you guys are married, and I'm always like, yeah,
I forget too.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
But now it's been like seven eight months, and I
feel like we're starting Yeah, it's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's like creeping up on a year.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Like so we're forgetting less, which is good, and we're
getting a little more comfortable with like the husband wife titles.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I make a lot of divorce jokes and yeah, so
that makes it hard to forget.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, that's good. Seven months in the divorce jokes really
hitting hard.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh the divorce jokes were made hours within our marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I try to make divorced jokes actually doesn't like them.
She doesn't find them funny at all. So I'm like, nevermind, fine,
sarcasms out the window, obviously, but I do want to
talk about uh, happy excuse me, happy hour. Yeah, Bachelor
happy arms. So I used to saying clickbait because Joe,
You're on it for so long. So you guys are
now the host of happy hour, Bachelor Happy Hour. Hows
(23:40):
it feels to work with each other? Now now you
guys got to live with each other, work with each other.
You're worried about that, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
But I've said that, like, it's not We're not working
eight hours a day, five days a week with each other.
We're working two hours a week with each other. And like,
if we can't figure that out, then I think we
have I think we may have bigger issues.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, And I think it would be hard if like
we had never podcasted together before and then we jumped
into it and we were like, oh, shoot, we have
really different styles and like maybe we don't like mesh
as co hosts as well as we mesh as like
husband and wife. But we had posted a few podcasts
together before. Whether I was just like filling in or whatnot,
and it had gone well and we liked doing it together.
(24:24):
So I feel like going into this, we were like
pretty confident that there was not going to be any
like issues or tensions and like, yeah, we like doing
it together, so that helps that it's fun.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
And Serena's like she asks pointed questions and she's very
articulate and intelligent, which is so helpful for me because
I'm just kind of like throw out random and half
the stuff I'm saying no and even doesn't even make.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Sense, so no, that's not true.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
It really it really drives home the professionality of us
as a team.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's how I feel that Serena would being the professionality.
She would if I'm saying that properly, which obviously I
have no professionality if I'm saying it incorrectly, she would
ask the questions like do the job, and then Joe
would just be the comic relief. So, Saren, I want
to ask you, what's Joe like when he watches Bachelor?
Do you guys watch together? Because I would imagine Joe
just been like this jackass, like this guy like get
(25:16):
out of here, Like do you know how good you have?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
It.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
This guy's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Actually, I'm actually curious. I'm curious about your answer because
I don't watch myself watching The Bachelor, So how do
I come off?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Well, I would say, yeah, we usually watch it together.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Now that we're podcasting, we'll like have our notepads out
and like make a couple of notes. I feel like
we don't talk as much during it as we used
to because we're kind of trying to save what we
want to say to talk about on the podcast, which
is kind of fun, but I don't know, there's a
lot of like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
God, what is he doing? Why is he saying that?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
But like I don't know, you're not like overly expressive
while you're watching it, Like you're usually like pretty in
the zone, and then like all the big comments come
out later on when we like debrief it it. Yeah,
what am I like watching the Bachelorette?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
That's how I am when I watch anything, though, Like
I don't really I'm just kind of like I sit there,
I watch, and then I decompress.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
After Yeah, and then you have a lot to say afterwards.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm such an old man. I do the same thing.
But in terms of like watching shows and always uh commenting,
But I'll like watching Bachelor. I guess I'm just Jaden
and we've seen so much now, Like I'll watch and
somebody be like, you know, I'm falling alve with her,
Like no, you're not, No, you're not. Yeah, you have
no idea what you're talking about. You're just saying things,
that's all you're doing.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Nothing drives me crazier than when I watch contestants just
say say things they think they should say. It's like, dude,
you've been here for five days and granted, like I
know that we got engaged after nineteen days.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, like I get it.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, but it's like like I know when someone's just
saying it, and like there's so many people that just
say it, and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
That is the pet peeve for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well that's good. Well that's awesome. I'm so excited for
you both. Congratulations on both being Bachelor Happy. Our new
podcast host, Uh, you're obviously a wonderful couple, wonderful human beings.
Thank you so much for taking the time to come
on our podcast. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, thank you guys. Thanks for waiting for your wedding.
It's coming. Up so soon.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah, you too.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
And honestly, Kaylin, you never know, you may you may
see us in South Africa with you because we honeymoon,
you know, are constantly changing.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
It was good to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Thank you today, guys, Bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Joe and Serena just a beautiful couple. They really are
such a good looking couple.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, very good looking.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's maddening. I look at myself in the zoom because
obviously I compare to other people because I'm insecure, and
I look at Joe and I'm like, we're both on Bachelor,
like we should, you know, Chicago guy, and I'm like,
he's just so much better looking. It's so infuriating. And
his lighting was so good.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm like, I look, his lighting was great.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
He looked tan, white teeth. Serena always has great lighting
to her skin, looked amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Rina has natural good lightning, you know what I mean.
Like wherever she goes, it feels like good lighting.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Is just glowing.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, always glowing. Well that was a great podcast. Yeah,
I mean so that make sure you guys tune in.
Last week. Uh we had it was just me and you, Kaitlin.
No deed is deemed to be back next week.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yes, good, hopefully.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Who knows what that man? Well, I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
And the listeners will find out next week where maybe
we suck just a little bit less.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we
Suck at.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Being Newlyweds, and email us at Newlyweds at iHeartRadio dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Make sure to write us a review and leave us
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