August 21, 2023 • 42 mins
Dean’s Bachelor party is coming up, but he wants to cancel the entire thing! Find out what gave Dean cold feet about the whole affair.
Caelynn gives us a day by day breakdown of her dream Bachelorette party! If you’re planning a Bachelorette or a bridal shower soon… you MUST take notes!
Plus, we get an update on a (potential) tuxedo disaster.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven, an
iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all nude
episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. You might
be asking yourself why why why are they nude? And
I'll tell you why. It's because Jared's not here today,
so we can do whatever the heck we want.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We are not nude, we are. That would be a
wild episode.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah for the audio for the people listening to this
podcast on their commute to work.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, knowing that we're nude, be crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, we do video for like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, and imagine how many more likes we get if
you are nude.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh my goodness, like that, I've been nude on this
podcast before. It's your turn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Only I was gonna say, like, only only fans, But
what's the playoff.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Only fans we could make only suck?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What are we doing today, Kaitlin?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Today we're talking about my bachelorette party. We're talking about
your hole in one, your bachelor party, which is coming
up very quickly. Jard's not here today, so we're just
kind of going to chat amongst ourselves, chat weddings and
and everything that's coming up in the next thirty eight days.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Nice. So basically everything we've talked about every day every
week for the.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Way things have changed. I had my bachelorette I don't
be critical of it. I'm just saying, and you know,
we hit an RSVP date, so everyone has had to
have RSVP'd. If they haven't, they're not coming.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Who has an RVP?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You brother, shoot and your sister? Thank all right, Tanya, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Rad Oh, Tanya, get on it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I know you're listening.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, we know you're listening.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Uh, maybe we'll call in to Ryan Seacrest one oh
five point five kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I actually have no idea what it is. Let me
just check it's okay, we don't need to check. It's
irrelevant for my own No, it's okay. We're podcasting right now.
You can just do this later. Fine, So tell us
about your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, So my bachelorette party was this past weekend. We
started on Thursday, and I don't know why. I just
wanted to soak up every second of the weekend. Friday
to Sunday felt too short. I think Friday to Sunday
would have been totally fine. It was a long time,
but Thursday everyone showed up. I picked up one of
my girlfriends from the airport and we got checked into
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the hotel. And I had a company help with the
logistics and the planning and all of that. They're called
Batch to Basics. So these girls from Pennsylvania flew in
for my bachelorette and they came and set everything up.
And so I told them when we were planning this,
I was like, I don't really want the stereotypical like
bride with balloons and you know, the penis straws and everything.
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I just I wasn't that wasn't appealing to me. I
wanted it to be like Bridgardton themed and like very
cute and fun and girly. And that's exactly what they did.
We didn't have any balloons, we didn't have any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You tell me you didn't have a single penis straw
your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Not one penis straw. Come on, It's just not what
I wanted. And I'm not, like, I don't know, I
feel like that's fine if you're going out and you're partying,
and it's whole, the whole, like one penis forever. It's
just not what I wanted penis straws.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You passed on penis straws.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I will get them for your preps.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I say, now I have to get penis straws. Fine,
twist my arm. I'll get some penis straws for my
bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'll get them for you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, Yeah, I guess I don't really think you should
be required to get me anything for my bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, you got me two bottles of champagne delivered to
the hotel, which was so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, but I'm like really nice, And.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, I'm also nicer, But I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just saying you don't have to feel obligated to be
nice just because I'm the nicest guy in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, and Dan for his bachelor party is going on.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, we're still so
far from being done with your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was just trying to explain why I can't deliver
anything to you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, but that can come later. I want to hear
more about this bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, So we're still on Thursday, the girls show up.
They decorated. It's so cute. We had this cool, like
I don't even know what you call it, nineties cake.
It kind of reminded me of the cake from Harry
Potter that Adobe drops on the.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Stepmom, like covered in frost.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah. Yeah, just really fun. And so we had one
of those cakes and we all stuck our wine glasses
in it ate the cake. It was great, and just
had pizza that night, got dressed up in juicy couture sweatsuits.
What kind of pizza we had everything? We had cheese
from me Pepper Roa was the company though, Oh not
a glue. I didn't even look at the box. Not Domino's,
(04:37):
that's for sure, like a local ranch, sweatpants, juicy guitur yep.
It was so fun and we played fish Bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Is Juicy making a comeback?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah? I think it already has. Yeah, it's it's back
better than ever it's back. And it was just really
fun and which just like played games chilled. I really
tried not to drink a ton because the night prior
I was so exhausted. My one of my best friends
(05:08):
and I went to Taylor Swift. How is that insane.
She is so good. It is unbelievable, her talent and
her stamina, Like how, I don't know how she can
do what she does.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
She's been lip syncing every show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That is ridiculous. That's just made that up. I heard
the Swifties are going to come after you and they're
going to find her address and they're going to hunt
you down.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now, for the record, I think lip syncing is a
fine thing to do. You're still performing on stage.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Where do you have this TikTok conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No? I read an article in Forbes about it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh my gosh, you did not. I think you're just
making up.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I am making this up.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, So Taylor Swift was incredible. She is so good.
We just had a really good time. And in my mind,
I have a really bad concept of time. I think
I was like, all be home by eleven PM. I'm
gonna leave a little bit early. Beat traffic. You're not No,
that was insane. But I knew her set list and
I knew the last two songs. The last song in particular,
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I didn't need to hear. So I was thinking I
could just leave a little bit early, get to bed,
feel well rested, go pick up my friends from the
airport in the morning and it'll be great. We didn't
get home until two. I wasn't in bed until two thirty,
so I texted my friend and I drink a little,
a little too much. I was a little tipsy, which
is not like me, and I texted my friend. I
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was like, there's no chance I can pick you up
in the airport. I have to leave in like two
a few hours, and I need more sleep than that
if we're about to go into the bachelorette weekend. But
then my body just woke me up at seven am,
so I was like, scratch that. So sorry about that
text that I texted you at two am. I'm on
my way picked her up. No big deal. But I
was exhausted, fully exhausted. So we had a very till
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night the first night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'd tell me what was more fun the bachelorette party or.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Taylor Swift bachelorette I didn't honestly, after Taylor Swift, I
was on such a high. I wasn't even excited for
my bachelorette anymore. I was like, honestly, like, I'm good.
I don't need a bachelorette after that, but then we
got into the weekend and it was really fun.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Are you still riding that same high?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I'm a little tired, but I am. You know,
anytime I look at the photos from either Taylor Swift
or the Bachelorette, I'm reinvigorated.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh, because it's been almost exactly a week since Taylor
Swift almost Yeah, and this is the first time I've
seen her in concert.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No second, because we sawry I hurt radio fests.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, I was not with you. That must have been
another girl.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Must have been girls always went together.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I went with my little sister for her sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Reputation nice and has she improved her performances?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh my gosh. Yeah. I didn't think she could, but absolutely.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What was so great about it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
The nostalgia factor. I touched on this a little bit
last week, just to go through every era and just
be reminded, like, oh my gosh, like I was this.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Is that why they're calling it the ariostore because she
sings a song from every album?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Is that really true?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Congrats, thank you, I got there, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Did she play twenty two?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
She did, yes, because she probably plays a different song
from every album every different time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, she has a set set list, so let
me just feel your set set list, set setlist. She
plays the same songs every time, but she has two
surprise songs each each concert, And so I made a
playlist of all the surprise songs she hasn't sung yet.
Oh and that's like the whole anticipation thing. Everyone's freaking
out there, like, what are our surprise songs going to be?
(08:46):
Everyone's predicting.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Didn't she make some big announcement while you were there?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, she did. Dean well done so much. She announced
that her next album she's re recording is nineteen eighty nine.
And do you know why she's rerecording her albums?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, I understand the Scooter Brons stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh good, great, Yeah, so that was a huge announcement.
Everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I thought she was like coming out of the TV
show or something.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That's what it made. You made it seem like, I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Think you're thinking of what is it called? Oh yeah, yeah,
so it's like nineteen eighty nine TV speak now TV.
I think that's what you keep seeing all over the internet.
And I was confused hers too, but it's speak now
Taylor's version. There's no television show.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I gotcha, I gotcha, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So it was great. I mean, and people were, you know, commenting,
and they're like, I think you were at one of
the best shows. We got the announcement, we got amazing songs,
and it was a blast.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's great. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And then I went into the Bachelorrette weekend and I'm
so glad we got to go to bed super early
because then I was able to recover for the next day.
But I was just like so excited that I couldn't sleep.
I was waking up at five point thirty every morning,
So that wasn't great. But the next day we're into Friday. Now, okay,
this is when I surprised the girls with the puppy party. Okay,
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and so everyone got these beautiful sulky dresses. All I
wanted was to dress up in these cute selky dresses,
have a tea party, picnic, and just spin around enjoy
being in these crazy dresses that will never, you know,
typically wear.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
My friends thought you guys were doing like a Disney
princess theme.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Bridgerton was the theme.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, because like Phoebe had that purple one, Ali had
the blue one that looked like snow white and she
already has the blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, it was more like Bridgerton, you know, we had.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That Bridgerton though.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, well, like I don't even.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Know what era that was, Disney princesses.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, it's just like England kings and queens, like the
Victorian era. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Maybe maybe it is, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Don't know, I don't know. Actually it's just Bridgerton. It's sweet,
it's wholesome. Maybe not wholesome. It is a show about sex, but.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The show is wholesome.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh minus the sex.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah. I just wanted to dress up in dresses that
we would never typically be able to do and have
a picnic and a deep party. That was my goal.
And then I had this idea that we've been talking
about for the wedding, and I really want to incorporate
rescue dogs into the wedding in some way. I just
didn't know if it would be feasible. So then I
reached out to this San Diego rescue place and I
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was like Hey, I have the weirdest idea if this,
If you can't do it, totally understand. But I'd love
to bring puppies to a picnic and rescue and senior dogs.
And they were like, absolutely, we do puppy parties. So
I was like, you know, my fiance and I love
to adopt seniors, would love to like focus on seniors.
And they're like, we'll do a combination of both. Than
they did. They brought the cutest puppies and then they
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brought the sweetest seniors. One senior only had two legs
and he was the happiest dog in the world just
running around on his two legs. He had a wheelchair,
but he was like happier off of his wheelchair, just
running around. We had a blind dog who's eight named Geppetto.
We had another dog who I think his legs were mobile.
He was in a wagon the whole time, but had
a wheelchair that he didn't want to put on. And
(12:03):
we had a sweet little cross eyed puppy reminded me
a little bit of al It was great. They were
all so wonderful.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I know this.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You didn't bring any of them home with you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I talked to you about Geppetto, and I was talking
myself through Geppetto. He was so great, the most loving dog.
So all the puppies were in a pin. We had
to you know, use hand sanitizer before we entered the pin.
And Geppetto was like the dad of the He wasn't,
but he like took over as dad of the puppies
and just loved them all so much. But Geppetto is
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too big to fly, and we fly a lot, and
Al can just go under our seat, so it would
be really hard. And then it's two hundred dollars to
fly with Al. Now it would be four hundred dollars
to fly with Geppetto and Al. It would just be
too much.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, not worth it. Go back to the pound Geepetto.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, no, no, I'm not going to adopt it. I'm
still I still want it. Wance Al dies, No, not
going to die. On to Saturday, Let's get on anyways,
it was great. We had a great time at the picnic. Saturday.
What did we do Saturday? Oh Saturday, we played pickaball
nice and most of my friends had never played. I
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think three of us, four of us had ever played,
and the rest hadn't and they were all really really good.
Phoebe was great, Everyone had a blast. Nobody really wanted
to go, and I could tell, so the whole weekend,
I just really wanted everyone to have fun because I've
been to bachelorettes before where people they're dreading going, they're complaining,
they're just miserable. They're like, this is so stupid. I
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don't want to drink, I don't want to party, I
don't want to spend all this money. And I just
really wanted it to be fun and enjoyable. And nobody complained,
and if they did, they didn't do it to my face,
which was nice. But I think everyone had a good
time and people kept saying that it was fun and
all the activities were great. So I just wanted my
friends to have a blast, and they all got along
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so well. Also with bachelorettes, and this was something I
was worried about, you know, like the personalities not meshing
super well. Everyone got along. There was no drama at all,
and it was shocking. I feel like that's kind of
unheard of.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm shocked, shocked.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Color me shocked.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So are you happy that it's over now?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, like that it's behind you, then you don't have
to worry about, like stress about planning it or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I was never once stressed about planning it. I had
so much fun. This is getting me excited for my
thirtieth birthday because you know you'll be able to come
and I'll be able to do this all over again.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I know I've got two years to plan.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What that might be the weirdest thing you've ever said.
I swear that might be the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You said.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm planning my thirtieth birthday. I know exactly what we're
going to do. We're either going to go to the
Emptons or we're going to go to this place in
New York and it's similar to our wedding venue.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I hope I'm available that week.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh my gosh, how is that a weird thing to say?
You know I love to plan.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, but you're planning your thirtieth birthday before you even
want to think about planning your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't care about twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's why it's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I don't do birthday parties. I will for thirtieth.
M it's not weird.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We're gonna get dirty for the thirty yeah in the Hampton's.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, Okay, well you go. No, So do you
think I'm so weird?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I'm not saying I don't think you're weird at all.
Please don't twist my words. I'm saying that is the
weirdest thing I've.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Ever heard, yesday. Not No, I'm not. I'm thirty two.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm not gonna be like, oh, I cannot wait for
my thirty fifth birthday party.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Five it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Right, thirty five is half of seventy. That's okay, a
big deal.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I just really enjoyed planning this so much. I'm not
really planning our wedding.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm not saying that it wasn't you enjoyed planning, or
it wasn't for me. You're talking you're not fantastic planning.
But you could just do this for your next birthday,
which is your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No one's gonna pay money for my twenty ninth birthday.
People will pay for the thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I just really love planning, and I want to do
this more and Phoebe and I've been talking. Phoebe was
at my bachelorette about doing something like this, like it's
just so fun for me. So yeah, that's the only
thing I can really plan at the moment. But hopefully
Phoebe and I can get our business up and running
off the ground and I can plan all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
What's your business at an event planning company?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yes, it is cool. Phoebe's great at Floral's. We just
like kind of can bounce off each other. But we'll see. Anyways,
I had a great time.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's asking. Well, I didn't ask, but I'm glad you
had a great time.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, it was great. My favorite thing we did. And
we also did this at our engagement party kind of
in a way. Dean and I both hate being the
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center of attention, and so at our engagement party, it
was just our families left and a couple close friends
and they were like, let's all go around and talk
about why we love Dean and Kaylin, and we're like, no, instead,
let's go around and talk about why we love each
of you guys, and I alternated. He talked about one
person and I talked about the next person, and just
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kind of talked about why we love all of those people,
and it was the highlight of our engagement party for me.
It was just very intimate and special and sweet. And
so we did a version of that at my bachelorette,
which I learned from Ben Higgins. We were at an
iHeart radio fest in Vegas and he was like, let's
go and compliment the person next to each other.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Remember that, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And do you remember the weird thing. Let's not bring
that up.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's why igled.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, it was a weird thing that happened with the
weird guy. So I had the girls do that and
it was so sweet. That was like easily the highlight
of the bachelorette, just seeing everyone like.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Girls who So you went around and said nice things
about everyone there.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, I did the compliment thing. I said, version of that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, I see right, So you did. It's like you
compliment to your right day, compliment to the right and
so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So we started off with Tory, and one of my
friends is just not the most emotional. She's great, a wonderful,
amazing friend, but it is not like emotional. And so
she went first, and then Ali, who's a therapist went
second and made everyone cry, and it was just so
it was funny and it was just so sweet. So
girls had only known each other for forty eight hours
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and they're just can already pick up on the great
things about them and their personalities, and it was very special.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Should we do it right now? Compliment the person to
your left.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Are you gonna compliment? Alistair?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Alistair? You're so cute?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right, Well that's good. I'm really glad you had fun.
I'm glad all your friends had fun.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, unless they're lying.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Which you never know with girls and guys, are had
a great time.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm sure they did, because you can't fake those smiles
and those puppies one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And they had a great time, there's no question in
my mind. But I bet you there is like some silly,
like little tiny thing they're.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like, yeah, no, I know. People weren't excited to go
to pick a ball and then they played and they
didn't want to leave.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, you're never gonna when you have a group of
that many people, you're never gonna do everything that everyone
wants to do all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Right, But that's also why I tried to not plan
a lot, because I feel like when you go on
trips whatever it is, and it's overly planned, you're dreading it.
So this like first night pizza party, second day puppy party,
and then dinner on the property and then it's like
we just lounged by the pool. We didn't really have
a set schedule or agenda. So I think that made
people happy.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It was nice. We hate set schedules.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh yeah, don't put us on a boat with a
set schedule. Oh please don't or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about, too. Nice.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Well, i'm really happy for you.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Thank you. Yeah, I'm also happy. That's great and I'm
happy for you. You get to do it next week.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah yeah, wine's gonna be a little different than yours.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, what's your plan?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No set schedule. Well, we're on a boat and I've
got a very strict schedule. I guess we should say that. Yeah, yeah,
nothing for me. We're getting a house boat. Then for me,
we're getting a house boat and we're just gonna wing it.
We're gonna bring some beer. No golf, I'm shocked there's
a golf course down there.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, great, Yeah, are you gonna get off the boat
one day in golf.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I think, so, yeah, at least once.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Can you are you driving this boat yourself?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Have I ever driven a house boat? No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
It is it? Probably that hard?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
One time Dean and I were in like Como and
the people at the hotel were like, we don't have
a driver for you. Can you just drive your own boat?
And she's like, yeah, I've driven a boat plenty of times,
never driven.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Gave us a speedboat.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
They like, do you want a speedboat for the day.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I was like yeah, And then we get out to
the boat and they're like, all right, have fun, and
they didn't even like give me a briefing or a rundown.
I was like, okay, so I think I do this,
and I think I do you know, Like it worked,
and I'm but I can only imagine if someone was
like maybe scared or hesitant to do it and then
they start driving, you could easily crash that thing, oh
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for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And these boats are like so lavish and expensive, and
there's boats everywhere because that's all people want to do
on like Como.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, right, and like a lot of there's like a
lot of courtesies that go into boating that if you
don't boat, which I don't, but I at least like
to think that I understand some of those courtesies a
little bit more than most people would. If you don't
understand those courtesies, like you could be pissing the wrong
people off.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Like right, like the tours, there were groups of like
you know, probably twenty people on a boat on a
tour and we're kind of taking up that spot to
take photos and like to get drune job.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh yeah, we were sitting in that little lagoon for
a while, Like that could.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Have been a courtesy that maybe we weren't at hearing.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was talking more about like wake like making awake
and stuff, and like if someone's out of the boat,
you need to like raise a flag, which, like you know,
most people probably don't know unless you're like our a boater.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh well, it's a good thing you got practicing, and
like como, I've driven a boat before, Oh okay a
couple of times. I had never and you just and
then at one point Deane just jumps off the side
of the boat and he's like, you know how to
drive this, right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well, every time I've driven a boat, it's like I'm
with the guy that has a boat and he's like, hey,
do you want to drive real quick? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.
But this one that was like, you have to take
it out of the dock and docket.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How do you know how to dock?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I'm good at.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Stuff, I guess. I like to think you can put
me in any scenario with no like pre I don't
know ideas are of it, and I figure it out, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I like to think, yeah, I'm interested to see how
this hospital is, how many people does it sleep?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's kind of an iffy situation. So there was one
really nice, like eighty five foot luxury boat that slept
twelve sixteen actually, but it was like eight thousand dollars
for the weekend. And I'm trying to keep the cost
as low as possible because, like, I don't want my
friends to have to pay a lot of money. A
lot of my friends are broke, even though the broke
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friends aren't actually going to be coming now, so that's
kind of annoying. But because they're not coming, it's going
to be less people to split, so it's going to
be more for everyone. Anyway, So I'm so glad I
kept the cost down, so I got the smallest one.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It sleeps ten. Telling everyone that sleeps fourteen.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And how many people are there, there's.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Probably going to be like around ten. Well, that's a
weird twitch you.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I just think it's not I think that's not right.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Why I thought it's more No, I am merely uh,
I heard sixteen. This is why I didn't want to
have a bachelor party in the first place, because I've
invited twenty people, I've gotten ten notes, and now I
feel like like people don't like me.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I felt that too with mine. You know. I had
girls say they couldn't come to.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Be tenty four too exactly. Then we'll splay that by five.
And that's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
No, it does suck and it hurts. And I've been
dealing with this a little bit with the wedding too.
When people say no, whether it's a valid reason or not,
it still hurts and it feels personal and I don't
think it is and I think we should change our perspective.
And I do want to say I talked to my
therapists last week and she said, and this pertains to
yours and our wedding is well, all the people who
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are supposed to be there will be there, and the
girls that showed up. It was the perfect group. Everyone
got along. It was. It could not have gone any better. Like,
I wouldn't have changed a single thing. Same goes for
your bachelor party, same goes for the wedding.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, but for my bachelor party, I wanted, like my
La friends to hang out with my Colorado friends.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
They'll hang at the wedding, and then I.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Wanted Wells, Brett and Ben to be there too, to
hang out with all of them because they like. It's
like three, three or four different friend groups that I
want that never get to hang out with each other
because they're not friends. But I could be like the
common denominator and then they all get to hang out
and then get to spend time with each other and
see how much they like each other, which they would,
but now it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, Wells, Brett and Ben are a little bougie, so
I'm kind of glad that they're not going.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well, if they were coming, we would have gotten the
nice people. Okay, Okay, that's what I'm saying, And they
have a valid reason.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I guess they do, they do, they do. But everyone's
going to hang at the wedding, like there's so much
time to hang at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Look, I get it. You don't have to like comfort me.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh okay, what do you want me to say? Your
friends hate you?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, But I'm just saying I feel like I'm being
caddled right now, Like it's okay, some of your friends aren't.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Coming when it's gonna be fine?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Be fine?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You don't need to necessarily say anything.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I get. I understand the situation. I don't need to
be comforted about it. I'm just gonna cry.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So yeah, that's where I'm at. There's gonna be maybe
ten and we'll see how it goes. And that's all
I got.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You're gonna have a blast. So you just dog at night,
or you just float at night.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You pull up to like a shoreline along the lake,
and then you anchor down, okay, and then you sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Okay. I think you guys are going to sleep a
lot or just be drunk the whole time.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Excuse me. I actually don't really drink very much anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But that's why I'm I'm curious how this is going
to go.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't know. I haven't had I haven't done it yet.
I'll let you know after the back.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What's your prediction so we can come back to this.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
We're gonna drink. Yeah, we're probably gonna play some golf.
I would imagine, play some games, and we might get
a speedboat one day, so we'll stay active, maybe jets
because are like too small and they're expensive, so okay,
but we'll see that sounds fun. But yeah, that's all
I got for you. Sorry, it's not gonna be as
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great as yours, obviously.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But well yeah, obviously, obviously.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I didn't. I wanted to cancel the bachelor party, but
my brother called me. He's like, you have to do this.
Like yeah, He's like, everyone does this, you have to
do it. I was like, dude, fine. I was so
annoyed and like my other friends, so I put like
five or six friends in a group chat, the ones
that I could rely on that I know would be
able and willing to spend money and want to take
a trip. So I put everyone in a group chat
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that could do that, and they were like getting mad
at me for dragging my feet. They were telling me
that I have to do this, and they were saying, like,
we're working so hard, and I was like, you're not
working hard at all. I'm doing everything now, and it
was just getting so freaking annoying, and I was so
happy to just call it off and say like, I
don't want to do this. I don't want to stress
about people not showing up. I don't want to stress
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about over spending and having people spend more money than
they are willing to. And then eventually I was just like, fine,
I'll do this for you guys, like I'm doing it
for them.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, but you're gonna have so much fun. It's gonna
be worth it. You're gonna look back and be like,
that was one of the best weekends of my life.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't think it'll be the best weekend of my
life at all. I think it will be fun.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, there's something about getting your friends together and friends
from different even if it's not like all these different
groups you wanted, it still is different groups. It's gonna
be great. Can you just have some positivity.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
You're still just trying to be too comforting right now?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Okay, Oh my gosh, is Ross going.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Uh No, he's definitely not going.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Rat's going though.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yes, okay, just me and Brad, just us two.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Did Mark and Josh tell you that they texted me
and asked me to plan or not plan, but help them.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, there was like a secret group side group test.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah. Yeah, and it was just like, come on, it
got a little exhausting for you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
And it's also like, okay, if you guys wanted to
do this, and if you wanted to plan it, why
didn't you try doing this two months ago?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't know why nobody took this over sooner or immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I agree, it hurts my feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It shouldn't hurt your feelings. You were adamant that you
wanted to do it, but they should have known you
better that you hate planning.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well, I just didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So yeah, that goes back to Dean hating being the
center of attention.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I just don't like inviting people places because then I
feel like I'm responsible for the one that they're going
to have or not have, And then, like I said,
if people don't show up, then I feel bad about it.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'm on the bridgetiers right now.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh no, I'm not allowed to caddle. Suck it up.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, thank you, suck it up.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Okay, I don't really know what to say because I
am a coddler.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So we'll see how it goes. Let's just leave at that.
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
We'll see it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Can we also talk about your hole in one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I got a hole in one?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You guys, you do not sound very excited.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I got a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Still not good enough.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know how did you feel?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So I don't know if any of any of you
listeners out there ever played golf before. But the most
illustrious thing a bad golfer can do, like me, is
get a hole in one.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It never happened. A lot of people go their whole.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Lives without ever getting a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, do you think that'd be you?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was kind of like and I was thinking, like,
I'll just never get a hole in one, and I
was fine with it. I came to terms with that.
It's like, yeah, I like I don't need to get
a hole on one. Sure i'd love one, but like,
I'm not good enough to expect to get a hole
in one.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know, it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
And even like if you think about I know, golf
isn't your thing, so I can't really get into too
many like specifics. But like you, you don't just like
hit it two hundred yards into the hole ever on
a four on or par five, like it happens once
in a lifetime essentially, and so.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I just like my hole.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like, but it's funny because like three weeks ago, I
did have an eagle for the first time in a
long time. I chipped in from like one hundred and
fifty yards out, which was cool, but it wasn't like
you don't frame a scorecard with an eagle on it.
You'll really only frame a scorecard with a whole one
on it.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Did you keep it?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah? I still have it. So we drive up to
the green. We see the ball on the bunker, the
first guy. We see the ball long, and then we
see the ball on the green. Another ball on the green,
and so I got out of the car, I grabbed
my butter, I grabbed my wedge, thinking I like went
long into the back bunker, and my buddy Josh is
playing this very specific it's like a speckled vice golf ball.
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So we get up and the ball that's long, which
I thought was mine, was speckled, and so I was like, okay,
that's not mine. I must be in the bunker.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So I like start walking towards the bunker.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But Josh is ahead of me, and he like goes
up to the hole and looks into it, and he
he like I could tell he was mad because he's
like jealous. I guess, like he wanted to be the
guy that got the whole one, you know. So he
looks at the hole, looks back.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
At me, and he goes, DDE, your ball's in the hole.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And then everyone else like reacted big, like jumping up
and down. My buddy tackled me on the green. I'm
on the green and I'm looking up at Josh and
I was like, this, mother's lying to me right now,
because I hadn't looked in the hole yet, so I
hadn't confirmed that my ball was in the hole. So
I look up at Josh and I was like, is
my ball seriously in the hole right now, Josh? And
He's like, it's in the hole. And then I was like, okay,
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maybe I actually did make a hole one. So then
I and everyone's on top of me. At this point,
I'm doggy piled on the green at the bottom of
the doggy pile. So I get up and I walk
over to the hole, and sure enough, my little titleist
ten Provy one X with a smiley face on it,
was sitting in the hole, and the smiley face was
looking right I was looking right up at me. Yeah,
And it was weird because of that series of events,
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from hitting it knowing it was good but not seeing it,
to getting up onto the green and not being the
first one to see it in the cup, and then
being tackled and celebrating it without having it be confirmed.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
There was never like a rush that hit me.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You know. It never felt like I finally hit a
hole in one because there were so many weird events
leading up to it that didn't feel like. I didn't
I wasn't the first to confirm it, I wasn't the
first to see it, and so I just never felt
I never felt like I thought I would feel when
I got a hole in one, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Versus like you hit it and you just watch it
roll in exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, and it's stinks because it was a perfect shot.
It landed six yards in front of the hole, right
on the target with the pin obviously, and it just
probably just dribbled right into the cup, hit the flag
and dropped in. And yeah it was obviously. I'm really
happy and excited about it. What stinks is Braemar used
to give people that got a hole in one in
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a tournament. This is like a Skins tournament that we
were playing in. If you get a hole in one,
they send you to Caaba for a weekend. And I
like just missed out on that jackpot by like five months, crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Which stinks.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And then if you get a hole in one, I
don't know if you know this, but you like you're
expected to buy everyone drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
For literally not just your group, for literally the.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Rest of the day. Everyone's you're supposed to be buying
everyone drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Your group are like everyone in the bark your group
and everyone at the bar.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And so there was a group of our friends behind,
like kind of our loose friends behind us, like people
we know but don't hang out with, and they were like, deed,
we're getting drinks on you or Dan, thanks for the beer, Dan,
thanks for the shot, And I'm like, so I just
started lying to people. I was like, oh no, actually
I hit one out of bounds, and then my second
ball that I hit the hole, because like, I'm not
gonna buy all of your guys's drinks.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
It's gonna be a thousand dollars bar tab.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And the reason I found out, the reason that you're
supposed to buy everyone drinks when you get a hole
in one is because most country clubs have a pool.
So like every time you pay your Greens fee or
your cart fee or whatever, or your monthly do's or
whatever it is, they put like two to five dollars
into this pool, and then if you hit a hole
in one, you get that pool of money. So typically
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it would be like three to five thousand dollars you
would get and.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
They don't do that anymore either.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Well, we just don't do that at the club at
this club, okay. And so like if Wells were to
get a hole in one at his club, which I
know he has, actually I never I'm not sure if
they do this sit there either, but like that's what
my friend was telling me, Like, typically there's like a
pool of money that goes to the person that gets
the hole in one, and that's why, Like you're buying
everyone drinks because you're getting money from everyone essentially, and
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obviously I'm not getting any money. So I want to skin.
I won sixty dollars on a skin.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh nice, like covered a couple of people's.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Drinks, covered one shot. Probably.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah. So now I've got my first hole in one,
which is which is great. Now I can go out
and get a bunch more. Uh, and I need to.
I'm gonna frame the scorecard. I kept the ball. I'm
gonna put that in the frame. I'm going to print
out a picture of the hole, and I'm gonna post
a picture a selfie that I took a group that
I was with.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh cute, I love that up in the office.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
In the office.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Gonna build it all myself.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Love it. Has Ben Higgins gotten a hole in one?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh does that make you feel good?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Maybe he has. I'm better at golf than Bennis. What
last time I played with him? At least I was.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I think he had one bad day. You always talk
about Hutbins, Who's better Ben or Wells?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Wells?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And how many does Wells have one hole in one?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Wells only as the one too.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh my gosh, so you're equal.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We're equal.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah. The barometer for skill in golf is how many
hole on ones you have. No, But it's interesting because
one of my buddies at the club where I play, Kyle,
great golfer, like he's better than Wells. He's been he's
played thirty five he's been playing golf since he was,
you know, teenagers. In twenty years, he plays a lot.
He would play three or four times a week probably
in his heyday. He just got his first ever hole
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in one like two weeks ago. And so like this
great golfer that's played so much golf, it took him
twenty years to get his first ever hole in one.
You know, that's just kind of a testament to how
random it is. Yeah, and that's all it is at
the end of the day, too, is randomness. Like you
hit a million good shots on a part three, one
of them goes in no matter, It just is it's
a lot of luck. It's a lot of randomness.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, well, I'm very happy for you. Yeah, thanks, I
got Dina bottle of woove. It's sitting right in front
of us, unopened.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, we got to put that in the fridge. But yeah,
my life has it's only up from here.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So my life is what were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
My life is at an acme right now, I'm peaking.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
You're preaking.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, So you got your bachelor party, you get to
marry the love of your life.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's all good things, all good things, all great things.
Have you bought your tucks yet?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No? I have not.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, we're about thirty eight days from the west.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Oh, how are we?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
When are you going to do that?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'm going to do it when it's going to get done.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
But it's on the rundown, so it doesn't it doesn't
matter when I do it because it's going to be
done before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, but you could have an ill fitting suit.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I sure could.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Oh no, it's thirty eight days away.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
You think you can't tailor a suit in thirty eight days.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, but you got to buy it and then you
got to you could have two rounds of tailoring.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, so that's a week.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
People are pretty brapped up these days. My tailor two weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, because it's for having pants a wedding dress.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
We've gone over this weddings.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm talking about just our tailor here in Vegas. I
don't never gone.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I don't know who Taylor is, but I'm sure the
guy that I'm going to find in Denver.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, it's gonna be what which Just why haven't you yet?
That's my question?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Because I'm still losing weight.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
No, you're not. You hit your target weight, you said yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
No, I have a new target now.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh my gosh, what is it?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
One hundred and seventy five pounds?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I want to be skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh my gosh, you are skinny.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, but I'm gonna do it. Don't worry, and I don't.
I appreciate your concern, but I don't need you to
keep letting me know that I need to do it,
because I know I see that.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
But I'm just saying I know that I need to
do it.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
There's a reason I haven't asked you since I last
asked you. But you know, I can't just ignore it,
because oh, but you.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Can ignore all the other things on the run.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, we've We've hit every single thing on the rundown.
This is the last one.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm getting the talks.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Don't worry, Okay, ok wait, oh my god, I'm going
to get the talks that I'm not going to tell
you about it obviously now too.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
No, that's really stressful, and that's.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
How I feel like I need to respond to it
now that you keep pressuring me to.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Do it because I don't want has been ordered.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I don't want you to feel like the only reason
I'm getting the tux is because you keep reminding me
I want I'm doing it for myself.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I don't want you to.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Get the satisfaction of being like he did it because
I reminded it.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
It's not about satisfaction. It's about my own stresses.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
But there is the last thing that you should stress about.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's like, oh, I am you can't just tell me
not to stress about something.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's easy if you're going to stress about it and
you don't want to just don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm going to Before we wrap up this podcast, I
would love to talk about the home renovations that you
have going on.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh yeah, well our home renovations.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah yeah, but you're doing that.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, but you handed me a screwdriver to I.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Did a lot of work today, Dean, So Dean built
this amazing table that I'm staring at right now. It's
so beautiful, carved it. I don't know how he did it.
And then hung up new lights. We got all new appliances,
and this morning, just very quickly, in a matter of
twenty minutes, he built an outlet. He just we are
trying to move all of these little appliances into our pantry,
(39:22):
and he just builds an outlet like it was the
easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
You don't build an outlet.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I don't know what you did. I created a new one.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I created well, I guess that kind of is the
same thing as building an outlet. I put a new
outlet in the pantry, which I'd never done before.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Electrical stuff is scary.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Is scary, and it's even scarier from my side of things,
not knowing your knowledge. So when he was putting up
the pendant lights, he was like, I've never seen this before.
Just clipped these. Hopefully that's okay, and it always is
knock on wood. And then today he's like, I don't
know if this is going to work. Hopefully our house
doesn't catch on fire.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah. The thing with electricity is like, you know, you
could make one small mistake and it might not show
right away, but like in five years, there could be
like a short circuit.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Or something serily. Well, yes, my anxiety was gone.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Great, But that's the.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Thing with electricity is like you could do everything and
everything works like it should, but there could still be
like a fault or something in the line.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I didn't do this with this. This is great work.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So you're saying, even with like you know, the builders.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, exactly. Oh same with my van, you know, like
we sleep in the van so often, and I did
all that electrical myself, and there could just be a
shorten a line. Maybe I used like tooth thin of
gage of wire or something.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You're just so impressive. You are only here for a
short amount of time and the amount of things you
get done is crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, I work really hard.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You do work very hard, And I just want to
say I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, so we got to get the appliance in because
I leave tomorrow for a week.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
So well, yess a week and a half.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, so I gotta I gotta get this self done
before I leave.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, I hopefully it looks good.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I was trying to think last night while we were
sleeping hot, because like, our water dispenser is pretty like
there's not a lot of depth to it. It's maybe
like twelve inches deep, but our wine cooler is two
feet deep. And so it's like, how is the water
cooler going to sit back against the wall now it
can't because you have to press the button. Is it
gonna sit up with the wine cooler space? Then there's
(41:29):
like a cavity behind it. What are we gonna do
with the cavity?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I don't know. That's that's something that you you're a
problem solver.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, but you're like the design girl.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So I got nothing for you right now until I see.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It, okay. Yeah, So yeah, that's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. I
think that's a good place to wrap up the podcast.
I always, uh never really know how to wrap us up.
You're just so good at it, you know. You do
the intro, you do the outro. You're just a pro.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's funny because every time I'm happing U up, you
always tell me how bad I am at it.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No, no, no, that's because you put your central voice
on and you try to make everyone uncomfortable. No, okay,
but you've been podcasting for what six years? Seven years?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Longest job I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, that's great, and I've been podcasting for less than
a year six months.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Okay. What did you study in college? And what did
I study in college?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Broadcast journalism. That's going to do it for this week's episode.
Thank you so much for listening. Follow next week. We're
hopefully we suck just a little bit less.
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Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven, an
iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all nude
episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. You might
be asking yourself why why why are they nude? And
I'll tell you why. It's because Jared's not here today,
so we can do whatever the heck we want.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We are not nude, we are. That would be a
wild episode.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah for the audio for the people listening to this
podcast on their commute to work.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, knowing that we're nude, be crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, we do video for like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
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you are nude.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh my goodness, like that, I've been nude on this
podcast before. It's your turn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
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Speaker 1 (00:50):
Only I was gonna say, like, only only fans, But
what's the playoff.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Only fans we could make only suck?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What are we doing today, Kaitlin?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Today we're talking about my bachelorette party. We're talking about
your hole in one, your bachelor party, which is coming
up very quickly. Jard's not here today, so we're just
kind of going to chat amongst ourselves, chat weddings and
and everything that's coming up in the next thirty eight days.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Nice. So basically everything we've talked about every day every
week for the.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Way things have changed. I had my bachelorette I don't
be critical of it. I'm just saying, and you know,
we hit an RSVP date, so everyone has had to
have RSVP'd. If they haven't, they're not coming.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Who has an RVP?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You brother, shoot and your sister? Thank all right, Tanya, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Rad Oh, Tanya, get on it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I know you're listening.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, we know you're listening.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Uh, maybe we'll call in to Ryan Seacrest one oh
five point five kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I actually have no idea what it is. Let me
just check it's okay, we don't need to check. It's
irrelevant for my own No, it's okay. We're podcasting right now.
You can just do this later. Fine, So tell us
about your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, So my bachelorette party was this past weekend. We
started on Thursday, and I don't know why. I just
wanted to soak up every second of the weekend. Friday
to Sunday felt too short. I think Friday to Sunday
would have been totally fine. It was a long time,
but Thursday everyone showed up. I picked up one of
my girlfriends from the airport and we got checked into
(02:25):
the hotel. And I had a company help with the
logistics and the planning and all of that. They're called
Batch to Basics. So these girls from Pennsylvania flew in
for my bachelorette and they came and set everything up.
And so I told them when we were planning this,
I was like, I don't really want the stereotypical like
bride with balloons and you know, the penis straws and everything.
(02:45):
I just I wasn't that wasn't appealing to me. I
wanted it to be like Bridgardton themed and like very
cute and fun and girly. And that's exactly what they did.
We didn't have any balloons, we didn't have any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You tell me you didn't have a single penis straw
your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Not one penis straw. Come on, It's just not what
I wanted. And I'm not, like, I don't know, I
feel like that's fine if you're going out and you're partying,
and it's whole, the whole, like one penis forever. It's
just not what I wanted penis straws.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You passed on penis straws.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I will get them for your preps.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I say, now I have to get penis straws. Fine,
twist my arm. I'll get some penis straws for my
bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'll get them for you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, Yeah, I guess I don't really think you should
be required to get me anything for my bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, you got me two bottles of champagne delivered to
the hotel, which was so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, but I'm like really nice, And.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, I'm also nicer, But I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just saying you don't have to feel obligated to be
nice just because I'm the nicest guy in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, and Dan for his bachelor party is going on.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, we're still so
far from being done with your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was just trying to explain why I can't deliver
anything to you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, but that can come later. I want to hear
more about this bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, So we're still on Thursday, the girls show up.
They decorated. It's so cute. We had this cool, like
I don't even know what you call it, nineties cake.
It kind of reminded me of the cake from Harry
Potter that Adobe drops on the.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Stepmom, like covered in frost.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah. Yeah, just really fun. And so we had one
of those cakes and we all stuck our wine glasses
in it ate the cake. It was great, and just
had pizza that night, got dressed up in juicy couture sweatsuits.
What kind of pizza we had everything? We had cheese
from me Pepper Roa was the company though, Oh not
a glue. I didn't even look at the box. Not Domino's,
(04:37):
that's for sure, like a local ranch, sweatpants, juicy guitur yep.
It was so fun and we played fish Bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Is Juicy making a comeback?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah? I think it already has. Yeah, it's it's back
better than ever it's back. And it was just really
fun and which just like played games chilled. I really
tried not to drink a ton because the night prior
I was so exhausted. My one of my best friends
(05:08):
and I went to Taylor Swift. How is that insane.
She is so good. It is unbelievable, her talent and
her stamina, Like how, I don't know how she can
do what she does.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
She's been lip syncing every show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That is ridiculous. That's just made that up. I heard
the Swifties are going to come after you and they're
going to find her address and they're going to hunt
you down.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now, for the record, I think lip syncing is a
fine thing to do. You're still performing on stage.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Where do you have this TikTok conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No? I read an article in Forbes about it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh my gosh, you did not. I think you're just
making up.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I am making this up.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, So Taylor Swift was incredible. She is so good.
We just had a really good time. And in my mind,
I have a really bad concept of time. I think
I was like, all be home by eleven PM. I'm
gonna leave a little bit early. Beat traffic. You're not No,
that was insane. But I knew her set list and
I knew the last two songs. The last song in particular,
(06:11):
I didn't need to hear. So I was thinking I
could just leave a little bit early, get to bed,
feel well rested, go pick up my friends from the
airport in the morning and it'll be great. We didn't
get home until two. I wasn't in bed until two thirty,
so I texted my friend and I drink a little,
a little too much. I was a little tipsy, which
is not like me, and I texted my friend. I
(06:34):
was like, there's no chance I can pick you up
in the airport. I have to leave in like two
a few hours, and I need more sleep than that
if we're about to go into the bachelorette weekend. But
then my body just woke me up at seven am,
so I was like, scratch that. So sorry about that
text that I texted you at two am. I'm on
my way picked her up. No big deal. But I
was exhausted, fully exhausted. So we had a very till
(06:58):
night the first night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'd tell me what was more fun the bachelorette party or.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Taylor Swift bachelorette I didn't honestly, after Taylor Swift, I
was on such a high. I wasn't even excited for
my bachelorette anymore. I was like, honestly, like, I'm good.
I don't need a bachelorette after that, but then we
got into the weekend and it was really fun.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Are you still riding that same high?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I'm a little tired, but I am. You know,
anytime I look at the photos from either Taylor Swift
or the Bachelorette, I'm reinvigorated.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh, because it's been almost exactly a week since Taylor
Swift almost Yeah, and this is the first time I've
seen her in concert.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No second, because we sawry I hurt radio fests.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, I was not with you. That must have been
another girl.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Must have been girls always went together.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I went with my little sister for her sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Reputation nice and has she improved her performances?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh my gosh. Yeah. I didn't think she could, but absolutely.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What was so great about it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
The nostalgia factor. I touched on this a little bit
last week, just to go through every era and just
be reminded, like, oh my gosh, like I was this.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Is that why they're calling it the ariostore because she
sings a song from every album?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Is that really true?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Congrats, thank you, I got there, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Did she play twenty two?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
She did, yes, because she probably plays a different song
from every album every different time.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, she has a set set list, so let
me just feel your set set list, set setlist. She
plays the same songs every time, but she has two
surprise songs each each concert, And so I made a
playlist of all the surprise songs she hasn't sung yet.
Oh and that's like the whole anticipation thing. Everyone's freaking
out there, like, what are our surprise songs going to be?
(08:46):
Everyone's predicting.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Didn't she make some big announcement while you were there?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, she did. Dean well done so much. She announced
that her next album she's re recording is nineteen eighty nine.
And do you know why she's rerecording her albums?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, I understand the Scooter Brons stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh good, great, Yeah, so that was a huge announcement.
Everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I thought she was like coming out of the TV
show or something.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That's what it made. You made it seem like, I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Think you're thinking of what is it called? Oh yeah, yeah,
so it's like nineteen eighty nine TV speak now TV.
I think that's what you keep seeing all over the internet.
And I was confused hers too, but it's speak now
Taylor's version. There's no television show.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I gotcha, I gotcha, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So it was great. I mean, and people were, you know, commenting,
and they're like, I think you were at one of
the best shows. We got the announcement, we got amazing songs,
and it was a blast.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's great. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And then I went into the Bachelorrette weekend and I'm
so glad we got to go to bed super early
because then I was able to recover for the next day.
But I was just like so excited that I couldn't sleep.
I was waking up at five point thirty every morning,
So that wasn't great. But the next day we're into Friday. Now, okay,
this is when I surprised the girls with the puppy party. Okay,
(10:03):
and so everyone got these beautiful sulky dresses. All I
wanted was to dress up in these cute selky dresses,
have a tea party, picnic, and just spin around enjoy
being in these crazy dresses that will never, you know,
typically wear.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
My friends thought you guys were doing like a Disney
princess theme.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Bridgerton was the theme.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, because like Phoebe had that purple one, Ali had
the blue one that looked like snow white and she
already has the blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, it was more like Bridgerton, you know, we had.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That Bridgerton though.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, well, like I don't even.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Know what era that was, Disney princesses.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, it's just like England kings and queens, like the
Victorian era. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Maybe maybe it is, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Don't know, I don't know. Actually it's just Bridgerton. It's sweet,
it's wholesome. Maybe not wholesome. It is a show about sex, but.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The show is wholesome.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh minus the sex.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah. I just wanted to dress up in dresses that
we would never typically be able to do and have
a picnic and a deep party. That was my goal.
And then I had this idea that we've been talking
about for the wedding, and I really want to incorporate
rescue dogs into the wedding in some way. I just
didn't know if it would be feasible. So then I
reached out to this San Diego rescue place and I
(11:20):
was like Hey, I have the weirdest idea if this,
If you can't do it, totally understand. But I'd love
to bring puppies to a picnic and rescue and senior dogs.
And they were like, absolutely, we do puppy parties. So
I was like, you know, my fiance and I love
to adopt seniors, would love to like focus on seniors.
And they're like, we'll do a combination of both. Than
they did. They brought the cutest puppies and then they
(11:42):
brought the sweetest seniors. One senior only had two legs
and he was the happiest dog in the world just
running around on his two legs. He had a wheelchair,
but he was like happier off of his wheelchair, just
running around. We had a blind dog who's eight named Geppetto.
We had another dog who I think his legs were mobile.
He was in a wagon the whole time, but had
a wheelchair that he didn't want to put on. And
(12:03):
we had a sweet little cross eyed puppy reminded me
a little bit of al It was great. They were
all so wonderful.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I know this.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You didn't bring any of them home with you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I talked to you about Geppetto, and I was talking
myself through Geppetto. He was so great, the most loving dog.
So all the puppies were in a pin. We had
to you know, use hand sanitizer before we entered the pin.
And Geppetto was like the dad of the He wasn't,
but he like took over as dad of the puppies
and just loved them all so much. But Geppetto is
(12:34):
too big to fly, and we fly a lot, and
Al can just go under our seat, so it would
be really hard. And then it's two hundred dollars to
fly with Al. Now it would be four hundred dollars
to fly with Geppetto and Al. It would just be
too much.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, not worth it. Go back to the pound Geepetto.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, no, no, I'm not going to adopt it. I'm
still I still want it. Wance Al dies, No, not
going to die. On to Saturday, Let's get on anyways,
it was great. We had a great time at the picnic. Saturday.
What did we do Saturday? Oh Saturday, we played pickaball
nice and most of my friends had never played. I
(13:11):
think three of us, four of us had ever played,
and the rest hadn't and they were all really really good.
Phoebe was great, Everyone had a blast. Nobody really wanted
to go, and I could tell, so the whole weekend,
I just really wanted everyone to have fun because I've
been to bachelorettes before where people they're dreading going, they're complaining,
they're just miserable. They're like, this is so stupid. I
(13:31):
don't want to drink, I don't want to party, I
don't want to spend all this money. And I just
really wanted it to be fun and enjoyable. And nobody complained,
and if they did, they didn't do it to my face,
which was nice. But I think everyone had a good
time and people kept saying that it was fun and
all the activities were great. So I just wanted my
friends to have a blast, and they all got along
(13:52):
so well. Also with bachelorettes, and this was something I
was worried about, you know, like the personalities not meshing
super well. Everyone got along. There was no drama at all,
and it was shocking. I feel like that's kind of
unheard of.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm shocked, shocked.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Color me shocked.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
So are you happy that it's over now?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, like that it's behind you, then you don't have
to worry about, like stress about planning it or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I was never once stressed about planning it. I had
so much fun. This is getting me excited for my
thirtieth birthday because you know you'll be able to come
and I'll be able to do this all over again.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I know I've got two years to plan.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What that might be the weirdest thing you've ever said.
I swear that might be the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You said.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm planning my thirtieth birthday. I know exactly what we're
going to do. We're either going to go to the
Emptons or we're going to go to this place in
New York and it's similar to our wedding venue.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I hope I'm available that week.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh my gosh, how is that a weird thing to say?
You know I love to plan.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, but you're planning your thirtieth birthday before you even
want to think about planning your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't care about twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's why it's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I don't do birthday parties. I will for thirtieth.
M it's not weird.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We're gonna get dirty for the thirty yeah in the Hampton's.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, Okay, well you go. No, So do you
think I'm so weird?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, I'm not saying I don't think you're weird at all.
Please don't twist my words. I'm saying that is the
weirdest thing I've.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Ever heard, yesday. Not No, I'm not. I'm thirty two.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm not gonna be like, oh, I cannot wait for
my thirty fifth birthday party.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Five it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Right, thirty five is half of seventy. That's okay, a
big deal.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I just really enjoyed planning this so much. I'm not
really planning our wedding.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm not saying that it wasn't you enjoyed planning, or
it wasn't for me. You're talking you're not fantastic planning.
But you could just do this for your next birthday,
which is your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
No one's gonna pay money for my twenty ninth birthday.
People will pay for the thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I just really love planning, and I want to do
this more and Phoebe and I've been talking. Phoebe was
at my bachelorette about doing something like this, like it's
just so fun for me. So yeah, that's the only
thing I can really plan at the moment. But hopefully
Phoebe and I can get our business up and running
off the ground and I can plan all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
What's your business at an event planning company?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yes, it is cool. Phoebe's great at Floral's. We just
like kind of can bounce off each other. But we'll see. Anyways,
I had a great time.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's asking. Well, I didn't ask, but I'm glad you
had a great time.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, it was great. My favorite thing we did. And
we also did this at our engagement party kind of
in a way. Dean and I both hate being the
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center of attention, and so at our engagement party, it
was just our families left and a couple close friends
and they were like, let's all go around and talk
about why we love Dean and Kaylin, and we're like, no, instead,
let's go around and talk about why we love each
of you guys, and I alternated. He talked about one
person and I talked about the next person, and just
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kind of talked about why we love all of those people,
and it was the highlight of our engagement party for me.
It was just very intimate and special and sweet. And
so we did a version of that at my bachelorette,
which I learned from Ben Higgins. We were at an
iHeart radio fest in Vegas and he was like, let's
go and compliment the person next to each other.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Remember that, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And do you remember the weird thing. Let's not bring
that up.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's why igled.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, it was a weird thing that happened with the
weird guy. So I had the girls do that and
it was so sweet. That was like easily the highlight
of the bachelorette, just seeing everyone like.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Girls who So you went around and said nice things
about everyone there.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, I did the compliment thing. I said, version of that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, I see right, So you did. It's like you
compliment to your right day, compliment to the right and
so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So we started off with Tory, and one of my
friends is just not the most emotional. She's great, a wonderful,
amazing friend, but it is not like emotional. And so
she went first, and then Ali, who's a therapist went
second and made everyone cry, and it was just so
it was funny and it was just so sweet. So
girls had only known each other for forty eight hours
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and they're just can already pick up on the great
things about them and their personalities, and it was very special.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Should we do it right now? Compliment the person to
your left.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Are you gonna compliment? Alistair?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Alistair? You're so cute?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right, Well that's good. I'm really glad you had fun.
I'm glad all your friends had fun.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, unless they're lying.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Which you never know with girls and guys, are had
a great time.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm sure they did.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm sure they did, because you can't fake those smiles
and those puppies one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And they had a great time, there's no question in
my mind. But I bet you there is like some silly,
like little tiny thing they're.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Like, yeah, no, I know. People weren't excited to go
to pick a ball and then they played and they
didn't want to leave.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, you're never gonna when you have a group of
that many people, you're never gonna do everything that everyone
wants to do all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Right, But that's also why I tried to not plan
a lot, because I feel like when you go on
trips whatever it is, and it's overly planned, you're dreading it.
So this like first night pizza party, second day puppy party,
and then dinner on the property and then it's like
we just lounged by the pool. We didn't really have
a set schedule or agenda. So I think that made
people happy.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It was nice. We hate set schedules.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh yeah, don't put us on a boat with a
set schedule. Oh please don't or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about, too. Nice.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Well, i'm really happy for you.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Thank you. Yeah, I'm also happy. That's great and I'm
happy for you. You get to do it next week.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah yeah, wine's gonna be a little different than yours.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, what's your plan?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No set schedule. Well, we're on a boat and I've
got a very strict schedule. I guess we should say that. Yeah, yeah,
nothing for me. We're getting a house boat. Then for me,
we're getting a house boat and we're just gonna wing it.
We're gonna bring some beer. No golf, I'm shocked there's
a golf course down there.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, great, Yeah, are you gonna get off the boat
one day in golf.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I think, so, yeah, at least once.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Can you are you driving this boat yourself?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Have I ever driven a house boat? No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
It is it? Probably that hard?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
One time Dean and I were in like Como and
the people at the hotel were like, we don't have
a driver for you. Can you just drive your own boat?
And she's like, yeah, I've driven a boat plenty of times,
never driven.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Gave us a speedboat.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
They like, do you want a speedboat for the day.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I was like yeah, And then we get out to
the boat and they're like, all right, have fun, and
they didn't even like give me a briefing or a rundown.
I was like, okay, so I think I do this,
and I think I do you know, Like it worked,
and I'm but I can only imagine if someone was
like maybe scared or hesitant to do it and then
they start driving, you could easily crash that thing, oh
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for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And these boats are like so lavish and expensive, and
there's boats everywhere because that's all people want to do
on like Como.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, right, and like a lot of there's like a
lot of courtesies that go into boating that if you
don't boat, which I don't, but I at least like
to think that I understand some of those courtesies a
little bit more than most people would. If you don't
understand those courtesies, like you could be pissing the wrong
people off.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Like right, like the tours, there were groups of like
you know, probably twenty people on a boat on a
tour and we're kind of taking up that spot to
take photos and like to get drune job.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh yeah, we were sitting in that little lagoon for
a while, Like that could.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Have been a courtesy that maybe we weren't at hearing.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was talking more about like wake like making awake
and stuff, and like if someone's out of the boat,
you need to like raise a flag, which, like you know,
most people probably don't know unless you're like our a boater.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh well, it's a good thing you got practicing, and
like como, I've driven a boat before, Oh okay a
couple of times. I had never and you just and
then at one point Deane just jumps off the side
of the boat and he's like, you know how to
drive this, right?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well, every time I've driven a boat, it's like I'm
with the guy that has a boat and he's like, hey,
do you want to drive real quick? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.
But this one that was like, you have to take
it out of the dock and docket.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How do you know how to dock?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I'm good at.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Stuff, I guess. I like to think you can put
me in any scenario with no like pre I don't
know ideas are of it, and I figure it out, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I like to think, yeah, I'm interested to see how
this hospital is, how many people does it sleep?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's kind of an iffy situation. So there was one
really nice, like eighty five foot luxury boat that slept
twelve sixteen actually, but it was like eight thousand dollars
for the weekend. And I'm trying to keep the cost
as low as possible because, like, I don't want my
friends to have to pay a lot of money. A
lot of my friends are broke, even though the broke
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friends aren't actually going to be coming now, so that's
kind of annoying. But because they're not coming, it's going
to be less people to split, so it's going to
be more for everyone. Anyway, So I'm so glad I
kept the cost down, so I got the smallest one.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It sleeps ten. Telling everyone that sleeps fourteen.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And how many people are there, there's.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Probably going to be like around ten. Well, that's a
weird twitch you.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I just think it's not I think that's not right.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Why I thought it's more No, I am merely uh,
I heard sixteen. This is why I didn't want to
have a bachelor party in the first place, because I've
invited twenty people, I've gotten ten notes, and now I
feel like like people don't like me.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I felt that too with mine. You know. I had
girls say they couldn't come to.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Be tenty four too exactly. Then we'll splay that by five.
And that's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
No, it does suck and it hurts. And I've been
dealing with this a little bit with the wedding too.
When people say no, whether it's a valid reason or not,
it still hurts and it feels personal and I don't
think it is and I think we should change our perspective.
And I do want to say I talked to my
therapists last week and she said, and this pertains to
yours and our wedding is well, all the people who
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are supposed to be there will be there, and the
girls that showed up. It was the perfect group. Everyone
got along. It was. It could not have gone any better. Like,
I wouldn't have changed a single thing. Same goes for
your bachelor party, same goes for the wedding.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, but for my bachelor party, I wanted, like my
La friends to hang out with my Colorado friends.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
They'll hang at the wedding, and then I.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Wanted Wells, Brett and Ben to be there too, to
hang out with all of them because they like. It's
like three, three or four different friend groups that I
want that never get to hang out with each other
because they're not friends. But I could be like the
common denominator and then they all get to hang out
and then get to spend time with each other and
see how much they like each other, which they would,
but now it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, Wells, Brett and Ben are a little bougie, so
I'm kind of glad that they're not going.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well, if they were coming, we would have gotten the
nice people. Okay, Okay, that's what I'm saying, And they
have a valid reason.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I guess they do, they do, they do. But everyone's
going to hang at the wedding, like there's so much
time to hang at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Look, I get it. You don't have to like comfort me.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh okay, what do you want me to say? Your
friends hate you?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
No, But I'm just saying I feel like I'm being
caddled right now, Like it's okay, some of your friends aren't.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Coming when it's gonna be fine?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Be fine?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You don't need to necessarily say anything.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I get. I understand the situation. I don't need to
be comforted about it. I'm just gonna cry.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So yeah, that's where I'm at. There's gonna be maybe
ten and we'll see how it goes. And that's all
I got.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You're gonna have a blast. So you just dog at night,
or you just float at night.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You pull up to like a shoreline along the lake,
and then you anchor down, okay, and then you sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Okay. I think you guys are going to sleep a
lot or just be drunk the whole time.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Excuse me. I actually don't really drink very much anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But that's why I'm I'm curious how this is going
to go.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't know. I haven't had I haven't done it yet.
I'll let you know after the back.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
What's your prediction so we can come back to this.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
We're gonna drink. Yeah, we're probably gonna play some golf.
I would imagine, play some games, and we might get
a speedboat one day, so we'll stay active, maybe jets
because are like too small and they're expensive, so okay,
but we'll see that sounds fun. But yeah, that's all
I got for you. Sorry, it's not gonna be as
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great as yours, obviously.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But well yeah, obviously, obviously.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I didn't. I wanted to cancel the bachelor party, but
my brother called me. He's like, you have to do this.
Like yeah, He's like, everyone does this, you have to
do it. I was like, dude, fine. I was so
annoyed and like my other friends, so I put like
five or six friends in a group chat, the ones
that I could rely on that I know would be
able and willing to spend money and want to take
a trip. So I put everyone in a group chat
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that could do that, and they were like getting mad
at me for dragging my feet. They were telling me
that I have to do this, and they were saying, like,
we're working so hard, and I was like, you're not
working hard at all. I'm doing everything now, and it
was just getting so freaking annoying, and I was so
happy to just call it off and say like, I
don't want to do this. I don't want to stress
about people not showing up. I don't want to stress
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about over spending and having people spend more money than
they are willing to. And then eventually I was just like, fine,
I'll do this for you guys, like I'm doing it
for them.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, but you're gonna have so much fun. It's gonna
be worth it. You're gonna look back and be like,
that was one of the best weekends of my life.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't think it'll be the best weekend of my
life at all. I think it will be fun.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, there's something about getting your friends together and friends
from different even if it's not like all these different
groups you wanted, it still is different groups. It's gonna
be great. Can you just have some positivity.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
You're still just trying to be too comforting right now?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Okay, Oh my gosh, is Ross going.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Uh No, he's definitely not going.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Rat's going though.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yes, okay, just me and Brad, just us two.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Did Mark and Josh tell you that they texted me
and asked me to plan or not plan, but help them.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, there was like a secret group side group test.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah. Yeah, and it was just like, come on, it
got a little exhausting for you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
And it's also like, okay, if you guys wanted to
do this, and if you wanted to plan it, why
didn't you try doing this two months ago?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't know why nobody took this over sooner or immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I agree, it hurts my feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It shouldn't hurt your feelings. You were adamant that you
wanted to do it, but they should have known you
better that you hate planning.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well, I just didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So yeah, that goes back to Dean hating being the
center of attention.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I just don't like inviting people places because then I
feel like I'm responsible for the one that they're going
to have or not have, And then, like I said,
if people don't show up, then I feel bad about it.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'm on the bridgetiers right now.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh no, I'm not allowed to caddle. Suck it up.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, thank you, suck it up.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Okay, I don't really know what to say because I
am a coddler.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So we'll see how it goes. Let's just leave at that.
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
We'll see it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Can we also talk about your hole in one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I got a hole in one?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You guys, you do not sound very excited.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I got a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Still not good enough.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know how did you feel?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
So I don't know if any of any of you
listeners out there ever played golf before. But the most
illustrious thing a bad golfer can do, like me, is
get a hole in one.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
It never happened. A lot of people go their whole.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Lives without ever getting a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, do you think that'd be you?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was kind of like and I was thinking, like,
I'll just never get a hole in one, and I
was fine with it. I came to terms with that.
It's like, yeah, I like I don't need to get
a hole on one. Sure i'd love one, but like,
I'm not good enough to expect to get a hole
in one.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know, it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
And even like if you think about I know, golf
isn't your thing, so I can't really get into too
many like specifics. But like you, you don't just like
hit it two hundred yards into the hole ever on
a four on or par five, like it happens once
in a lifetime essentially, and so.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I just like my hole.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Like, but it's funny because like three weeks ago, I
did have an eagle for the first time in a
long time. I chipped in from like one hundred and
fifty yards out, which was cool, but it wasn't like
you don't frame a scorecard with an eagle on it.
You'll really only frame a scorecard with a whole one
on it.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Did you keep it?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah? I still have it. So we drive up to
the green. We see the ball on the bunker, the
first guy. We see the ball long, and then we
see the ball on the green. Another ball on the green,
and so I got out of the car, I grabbed
my butter, I grabbed my wedge, thinking I like went
long into the back bunker, and my buddy Josh is
playing this very specific it's like a speckled vice golf ball.
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So we get up and the ball that's long, which
I thought was mine, was speckled, and so I was like, okay,
that's not mine. I must be in the bunker.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So I like start walking towards the bunker.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But Josh is ahead of me, and he like goes
up to the hole and looks into it, and he
he like I could tell he was mad because he's
like jealous. I guess, like he wanted to be the
guy that got the whole one, you know. So he
looks at the hole, looks back.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
At me, and he goes, DDE, your ball's in the hole.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And then everyone else like reacted big, like jumping up
and down. My buddy tackled me on the green. I'm
on the green and I'm looking up at Josh and
I was like, this, mother's lying to me right now,
because I hadn't looked in the hole yet, so I
hadn't confirmed that my ball was in the hole. So
I look up at Josh and I was like, is
my ball seriously in the hole right now, Josh? And
He's like, it's in the hole. And then I was like, okay,
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maybe I actually did make a hole one. So then
I and everyone's on top of me. At this point,
I'm doggy piled on the green at the bottom of
the doggy pile. So I get up and I walk
over to the hole, and sure enough, my little titleist
ten Provy one X with a smiley face on it,
was sitting in the hole, and the smiley face was
looking right I was looking right up at me. Yeah,
And it was weird because of that series of events,
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from hitting it knowing it was good but not seeing it,
to getting up onto the green and not being the
first one to see it in the cup, and then
being tackled and celebrating it without having it be confirmed.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
There was never like a rush that hit me.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You know. It never felt like I finally hit a
hole in one because there were so many weird events
leading up to it that didn't feel like. I didn't
I wasn't the first to confirm it, I wasn't the
first to see it, and so I just never felt
I never felt like I thought I would feel when
I got a hole in one, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Versus like you hit it and you just watch it
roll in exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, and it's stinks because it was a perfect shot.
It landed six yards in front of the hole, right
on the target with the pin obviously, and it just
probably just dribbled right into the cup, hit the flag
and dropped in. And yeah it was obviously. I'm really
happy and excited about it. What stinks is Braemar used
to give people that got a hole in one in
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a tournament. This is like a Skins tournament that we
were playing in. If you get a hole in one,
they send you to Caaba for a weekend. And I
like just missed out on that jackpot by like five months, crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Which stinks.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And then if you get a hole in one, I
don't know if you know this, but you like you're
expected to buy everyone drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
For literally not just your group, for literally the.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Rest of the day. Everyone's you're supposed to be buying
everyone drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Your group are like everyone in the bark your group
and everyone at the bar.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And so there was a group of our friends behind,
like kind of our loose friends behind us, like people
we know but don't hang out with, and they were like, deed,
we're getting drinks on you or Dan, thanks for the beer, Dan,
thanks for the shot, And I'm like, so I just
started lying to people. I was like, oh no, actually
I hit one out of bounds, and then my second
ball that I hit the hole, because like, I'm not
gonna buy all of your guys's drinks.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
It's gonna be a thousand dollars bar tab.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And the reason I found out, the reason that you're
supposed to buy everyone drinks when you get a hole
in one is because most country clubs have a pool.
So like every time you pay your Greens fee or
your cart fee or whatever, or your monthly do's or
whatever it is, they put like two to five dollars
into this pool, and then if you hit a hole
in one, you get that pool of money. So typically
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it would be like three to five thousand dollars you
would get and.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
They don't do that anymore either.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Well, we just don't do that at the club at
this club, okay. And so like if Wells were to
get a hole in one at his club, which I
know he has, actually I never I'm not sure if
they do this sit there either, but like that's what
my friend was telling me, Like, typically there's like a
pool of money that goes to the person that gets
the hole in one, and that's why, Like you're buying
everyone drinks because you're getting money from everyone essentially, and
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obviously I'm not getting any money. So I want to skin.
I won sixty dollars on a skin.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh nice, like covered a couple of people's.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Drinks, covered one shot. Probably.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah. So now I've got my first hole in one,
which is which is great. Now I can go out
and get a bunch more. Uh, and I need to.
I'm gonna frame the scorecard. I kept the ball. I'm
gonna put that in the frame. I'm going to print
out a picture of the hole, and I'm gonna post
a picture a selfie that I took a group that
I was with.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh cute, I love that up in the office.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
In the office.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Gonna build it all myself.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Love it. Has Ben Higgins gotten a hole in one?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh does that make you feel good?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Maybe he has. I'm better at golf than Bennis. What
last time I played with him? At least I was.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I think he had one bad day. You always talk
about Hutbins, Who's better Ben or Wells?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Wells?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And how many does Wells have one hole in one?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Wells only as the one too.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh my gosh, so you're equal.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
We're equal.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah. The barometer for skill in golf is how many
hole on ones you have. No, But it's interesting because
one of my buddies at the club where I play, Kyle,
great golfer, like he's better than Wells. He's been he's
played thirty five he's been playing golf since he was,
you know, teenagers. In twenty years, he plays a lot.
He would play three or four times a week probably
in his heyday. He just got his first ever hole
(35:49):
in one like two weeks ago. And so like this
great golfer that's played so much golf, it took him
twenty years to get his first ever hole in one.
You know, that's just kind of a testament to how
random it is. Yeah, and that's all it is at
the end of the day, too, is randomness. Like you
hit a million good shots on a part three, one
of them goes in no matter, It just is it's
a lot of luck. It's a lot of randomness.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, well, I'm very happy for you. Yeah, thanks, I
got Dina bottle of woove. It's sitting right in front
of us, unopened.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, we got to put that in the fridge. But yeah,
my life has it's only up from here.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So my life is what were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
My life is at an acme right now, I'm peaking.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
You're preaking.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, So you got your bachelor party, you get to
marry the love of your life.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's all good things, all good things, all great things.
Have you bought your tucks yet?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
No? I have not.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, we're about thirty eight days from the west.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Oh, how are we?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
When are you going to do that?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I'm going to do it when it's going to get done.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
But it's on the rundown, so it doesn't it doesn't
matter when I do it because it's going to be
done before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, but you could have an ill fitting suit.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I sure could.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Oh no, it's thirty eight days away.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
You think you can't tailor a suit in thirty eight days.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, but you got to buy it and then you
got to you could have two rounds of tailoring.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, so that's a week.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
People are pretty brapped up these days. My tailor two weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, because it's for having pants a wedding dress.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
We've gone over this weddings.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm talking about just our tailor here in Vegas. I
don't never gone.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I don't know who Taylor is, but I'm sure the
guy that I'm going to find in Denver.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, it's gonna be what which Just why haven't you yet?
That's my question?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Because I'm still losing weight.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
No, you're not. You hit your target weight, you said yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
No, I have a new target now.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh my gosh, what is it?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
One hundred and seventy five pounds?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I want to be skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh my gosh, you are skinny.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, but I'm gonna do it. Don't worry, and I don't.
I appreciate your concern, but I don't need you to
keep letting me know that I need to do it,
because I know I see that.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
But I'm just saying I know that I need to
do it.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
There's a reason I haven't asked you since I last
asked you. But you know, I can't just ignore it,
because oh, but you.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Can ignore all the other things on the run.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, we've We've hit every single thing on the rundown.
This is the last one.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm getting the talks.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Don't worry, Okay, ok wait, oh my god, I'm going
to get the talks that I'm not going to tell
you about it obviously now too.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
No, that's really stressful, and that's.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
How I feel like I need to respond to it
now that you keep pressuring me to.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Do it because I don't want has been ordered.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I don't want you to feel like the only reason
I'm getting the tux is because you keep reminding me
I want I'm doing it for myself.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I don't want you to.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Get the satisfaction of being like he did it because
I reminded it.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
It's not about satisfaction. It's about my own stresses.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
But there is the last thing that you should stress about.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's like, oh, I am you can't just tell me
not to stress about something.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's easy if you're going to stress about it and
you don't want to just don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
I'm going to Before we wrap up this podcast, I
would love to talk about the home renovations that you
have going on.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh yeah, well our home renovations.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah yeah, but you're doing that.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, but you handed me a screwdriver to I.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Did a lot of work today, Dean, So Dean built
this amazing table that I'm staring at right now. It's
so beautiful, carved it. I don't know how he did it.
And then hung up new lights. We got all new appliances,
and this morning, just very quickly, in a matter of
twenty minutes, he built an outlet. He just we are
trying to move all of these little appliances into our pantry,
(39:22):
and he just builds an outlet like it was the
easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
You don't build an outlet.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I don't know what you did. I created a new one.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I created well, I guess that kind of is the
same thing as building an outlet. I put a new
outlet in the pantry, which I'd never done before.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Electrical stuff is scary.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Is scary, and it's even scarier from my side of things,
not knowing your knowledge. So when he was putting up
the pendant lights, he was like, I've never seen this before.
Just clipped these. Hopefully that's okay, and it always is
knock on wood. And then today he's like, I don't
know if this is going to work. Hopefully our house
doesn't catch on fire.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah. The thing with electricity is like, you know, you
could make one small mistake and it might not show
right away, but like in five years, there could be
like a short circuit.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Or something serily. Well, yes, my anxiety was gone.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Great, But that's the.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Thing with electricity is like you could do everything and
everything works like it should, but there could still be
like a fault or something in the line.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I didn't do this with this. This is great work.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So you're saying, even with like you know, the builders.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, exactly. Oh same with my van, you know, like
we sleep in the van so often, and I did
all that electrical myself, and there could just be a
shorten a line. Maybe I used like tooth thin of
gage of wire or something.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You're just so impressive. You are only here for a
short amount of time and the amount of things you
get done is crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, I work really hard.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You do work very hard, And I just want to
say I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, so we got to get the appliance in because
I leave tomorrow for a week.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
So well, yess a week and a half.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, so I gotta I gotta get this self done
before I leave.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, I hopefully it looks good.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I was trying to think last night while we were
sleeping hot, because like, our water dispenser is pretty like
there's not a lot of depth to it. It's maybe
like twelve inches deep, but our wine cooler is two
feet deep. And so it's like, how is the water
cooler going to sit back against the wall now it
can't because you have to press the button. Is it
gonna sit up with the wine cooler space? Then there's
(41:29):
like a cavity behind it. What are we gonna do
with the cavity?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I don't know. That's that's something that you you're a
problem solver.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, but you're like the design girl.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So I got nothing for you right now until I see.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It, okay. Yeah, So yeah, that's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. I
think that's a good place to wrap up the podcast.
I always, uh never really know how to wrap us up.
You're just so good at it, you know. You do
the intro, you do the outro. You're just a pro.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's funny because every time I'm happing U up, you
always tell me how bad I am at it.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No, no, no, that's because you put your central voice
on and you try to make everyone uncomfortable. No, okay,
but you've been podcasting for what six years? Seven years?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Longest job I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, that's great, and I've been podcasting for less than
a year six months.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Okay. What did you study in college? And what did
I study in college?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Broadcast journalism. That's going to do it for this week's episode.
Thank you so much for listening. Follow next week. We're
hopefully we suck just a little bit less.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we
Suck at.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
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Make sure to write us a review and leave us
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