BONUS: Tender Touch + Doggie Duties w/ Dulce Sloan

This is a bonus clip of my conversation with Dulce Sloan. Eric and Dulce talk about men being dangerous and annoying, plus why German Shepherds are very dumb. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
With every contry.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's very interesting is like just in my life, the
number of times of like hooked up with dudes or
something and they'll just completely skip my midsection, like just
won't touch my whole.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Mom what won't do? It fucked up? Yeah, it's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
But so the first time I hooked up with this
dude who used to just grab.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Me anywhere, I was like, how do you feel about that? Listen,
you're doing too much.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh so you need a sweet spot.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And it need a sweet spot because he was like
he would just grab a whole handful of I'm like, so.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
You don't like that either.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
What you want?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
You're giving us mixed messages. Here, you're giving the fellas
mixed messages.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Don't grab a handful of my back, don't do that.
But I know it's given a little b hot situation.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I get.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Do you want like a tender touch, a tender not
a grab and a pull like your silly putty right,
so you'd be like what.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It was so interesting about him is that he would
like pinch and squeeze me so like my cheeks, my face,
like any and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Like, what is this? He's like, You're just so cute. Yeah,
men are annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Men are annoying, and it's very much.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
The we have to make sure that you're good so
you don't murder us.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, men are dangerous. Men are dangerous and annoying. Yes,
just the it's like the same that you.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's a dog. With us, you have to.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Go through so much bullet you have to climb a mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's like having like a big dog, like it's a
German shepherd, can kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Sometimes they're cute.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
All of these dogs can kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Which I don't say why people want cat people because
it's like there's no canine cats.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But I'll tell you that there's a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
This is why I'm not a cat person. Cats don't
show you the same belove as a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I can tell you that was that cat. Because my cats,
because they have this thing on Instagram. It's like, I
don't know what you're doing and to make these cats
hate you, but these is mad there.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't think a cat has ever liked me, and
I can tell they know I don't like them, and
I walk in the room and I just I know
I haven't known.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And that's how I feel about my mama's dog. Why
her brother.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Passed away, my uncle and thank you, And he had
a German Shepherd, but since he's country and black, the
dog lived outside because of your country and black. You
hear dog and you think outside regardless of the weather.
And so he passed away. His girlfriend couldn't take care
of it. And so now my mother has this dog

(02:30):
who she is trying to get into the movies but
also wants to breed.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
And I was like, you have to make a choice.
If you're gonna put this dog in the movies, you
have to get the dog fixed. And she refuses to
believe me.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Wait, she wanted to be like an acting dog, like yeah,
that's a cool goal like that.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
People say it's a pretty dog. I don't know. I
think it's a civil rights dog. I have no opinion.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm gonna bite a.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
German Shepherd is a fucking go canine units they got
golden retrievers.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
My mother's dog is uh. He likes like shoes.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So much that if you're wearing them, he'll like move
your feet. But like he got to my like, I'm
afraid of dogs because white people have sick dogs on me. No, yes,
so like but people get so they're like, you don't
like dogs, Like we don't like dogs. But if you
say if you're afraid of dogs, everyone goes, oh, okay.

(03:34):
If you just don't like dogs, people can't accept it.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
But so when I got to this, when I started
working at Daily Show, there were dogs in the office.
Why it's white folks, And it was this is white dude,
one of the directors, This white dude from North Carolina,
and he is the only white man who I've ever
met who was Black people not on board like the

(03:58):
way he was describing He's like, these dogs need to
be outside. Like he very much went into Uncle Mo.
That's why he was out, okay with these dogs being
at work, Like why bring it dog to work? If
you bring a dog to work, you don't need the dog.
I was like, what the heck, thank you, you're very
I understand what you're saying. But so I get to
work and there's and they're not little giant they're like

(04:20):
it's the fucking just big, the ones that weigh as
much as children, just walking around loose like velociraptors.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm like, with a condre