June 19, 2024 • 6 mins
This is an exclusive bonus clip of my conversation with Jay Jurden. Eric and Jay talk about their drink and drug choices. Also, Eric's confidence is boosted when he's told he has a fat booty.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
With the recondre. What's the most wasted ever been in stage? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hm hm?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Do you do you do psychedelics? No? Have you done
any psychedelics?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Never? Mushrooms? No? No?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh we got molly does Moley count?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Wait? What? Who's you know?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I thought it was a party drug. It's technically, I mean,
they're psychoactive elopments, but it's that's a psychedelic.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
MD a psilocybin. Look at me cooler than I thought.
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I did. I did a lot of ones, only once
and it was in a dance setting. It was appropriate.
I felt like it was I was, you know, winning rome. Yeah,
I don't. I primarily am an edibles guy right now,
and I drink a little bit. I love edibles. They
I'm truly a child at heart. Flintstone gummy is like
(01:02):
all the time. They're the best.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What's your drinking choice?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
My drink of choice? I love mescal. I like smoky,
so like drink it. I'll have like a mescal and soda.
I have a mescal mule. A mescal mule.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's such a cultural abomination because people who like mescal
will hate you, and people who like Moscow mules will
hate you now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't listen to you. Like what you like. It's so
good mind their business.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mushrooms love a dark and stormy I will do mushrooms
today in New York. I'm not gonna lie if I
didn't have shows tonight. Today is a gooday to do
mushrooms in New York.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Why don't you and your husband go take rent a car,
go upstate, go into the fucking mountains?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can I can't I tell you something? Eat some mushrooms?
Have you been talking to my husband? He's been talking
about going upstate. Yeah, for a while now. He texted
me right before you walk, he texted you, that's so hot?
Are you looking up?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Well, that's what I wanted to remember. I was talking
about what's your free paths? His hall pass?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I can't tell you something, And he's want everyone
listening to know that. Eric is going to be like no, no, no.
A lot of people be like this is what this is?
What I hate about is somebody gonna munch me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
People are always like Eric Andre. Whenever you put your ass
on any social media. There's always a lot of gay
men who I see on gay twitters that are like,
the ass.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is fatally Okay, that's a big boost for my self esteem.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They're very happy when you're really yeah, they're like you
putting the ass up every now and then.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I got being out. My dad was from Haiti.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I gotta what it is that West Indian boots.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah. Yeah, people very fat. I'm very flattered by that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
People love it when a male celebrity everyone listening. He
got excited. He was like, wait a minute, that was
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Was like pros. Never been more flattered.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, good, Okay, what was the most wasted you've been
on stitch? Most wastes you've been and the worst bomb
you've ever witnessed?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Any show where there's a dream can challenge or drinking element,
you know, when there's a theme and it's like every
time we do this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Years, Oh well, the new thing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Is people have phones, so they want to stay at home.
So to make comedy shows more interesting, people will be like, okay,
every time a comic brings up one of these topics,
they're going to have to take a shot or they're
going to have to chug their beer. Yeah, I did
one in San Francisco. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sound like you're about to throw up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, I was just thinking of the beer I did
want in San Francisco. I was this was it was fun,
but it was the most drunk I've been on stage
in a very long time, because I promise some home.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Towards the end, I was crushing it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But it was almost like one of those things where
I was definitely like, have you ever seen the It's
a it's like a Kung Foo troat where it's like
the drunken monkey style where it's like this person is
so in their body that they're able to like execute perfectly,
but they're drunk. Like it's like that ship.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That was cool, so you you yeah, yeah, I still
like Jim still drunk and Guy Brannham was on the
show with me and he was hammered.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was like at Cobs in San Francisco. But I
think that drinking on shows at the end is as
a celebratory part great. What's scary is if you're drunk
too early on the show, you know what I mean,
if it shows if it's like a ten o'clock show
and it's like close to eleven thirty and like things
are wrapping up and you're like fourth on a five
person lineup, you're a little buzz. Crowds gonna be like, hell, yeah, okay,
(04:32):
he's in it with us. We're buzz too. It's when
you're drunk early on an eight PM and you're like no.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But early in my career, I would like be like, oh,
I need a whiskey, and then I actually flipped everything.
So now a drink is a reward for me doing
a good set.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Wait wait, what do you mean you flipped everything? Like
you don't drink before.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't drink before. A drink is a reward for me,
and a drink is a reward for me being a
good change.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You treat yourself like a copy that you're trying to change.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, which positive reinforcement exactly. I have not been ping
pooping in the house though, not anymore, not anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I love booze, but it's it's wearing me down like that.
I want to find a new drug I wish I had,
Like I wish I had something that reduced my anxiety
like booze, but wasn't so bad for you?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, it is. It is weird that ethanol is
like actually a poison. It's just enough poison.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's so fun.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Though it is fun, it makes me feel like shit,
makes me feel bloated. I hate being hungover, it makes
me fat. I can't fit in any of my jeans.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, well, now we're getting into body negative talks.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They don't want to do that. Okay, I'm thinking sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, if it weren't for some of those carbs, those
gay men would love your ass on Twitter. So maybe
get the bread side of this. Set that ass out
a little bit
Speaker 1 (06:00):
With a recad dre
With the recondre. What's the most wasted ever been in stage? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hm hm?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Do you do you do psychedelics? No? Have you done
any psychedelics?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Never? Mushrooms? No? No?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh we got molly does Moley count?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Wait? What? Who's you know?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I thought it was a party drug. It's technically, I mean,
they're psychoactive elopments, but it's that's a psychedelic.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
MD a psilocybin. Look at me cooler than I thought.
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I did. I did a lot of ones, only once
and it was in a dance setting. It was appropriate.
I felt like it was I was, you know, winning rome. Yeah,
I don't. I primarily am an edibles guy right now,
and I drink a little bit. I love edibles. They
I'm truly a child at heart. Flintstone gummy is like
(01:02):
all the time. They're the best.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What's your drinking choice?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
My drink of choice? I love mescal. I like smoky,
so like drink it. I'll have like a mescal and soda.
I have a mescal mule. A mescal mule.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's such a cultural abomination because people who like mescal
will hate you, and people who like Moscow mules will
hate you now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Don't listen to you. Like what you like. It's so
good mind their business.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mushrooms love a dark and stormy I will do mushrooms
today in New York. I'm not gonna lie if I
didn't have shows tonight. Today is a gooday to do
mushrooms in New York.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Why don't you and your husband go take rent a car,
go upstate, go into the fucking mountains?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can I can't I tell you something? Eat some mushrooms?
Have you been talking to my husband? He's been talking
about going upstate. Yeah, for a while now. He texted
me right before you walk, he texted you, that's so hot?
Are you looking up?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Well, that's what I wanted to remember. I was talking
about what's your free paths? His hall pass?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, I can't tell you something, And he's want everyone
listening to know that. Eric is going to be like no, no, no.
A lot of people be like this is what this is?
What I hate about is somebody gonna munch me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
People are always like Eric Andre. Whenever you put your ass
on any social media. There's always a lot of gay
men who I see on gay twitters that are like,
the ass.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is fatally Okay, that's a big boost for my self esteem.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They're very happy when you're really yeah, they're like you
putting the ass up every now and then.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I got being out. My dad was from Haiti.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I gotta what it is that West Indian boots.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah. Yeah, people very fat. I'm very flattered by that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
People love it when a male celebrity everyone listening. He
got excited. He was like, wait a minute, that was
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Was like pros. Never been more flattered.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, good, Okay, what was the most wasted you've been
on stitch? Most wastes you've been and the worst bomb
you've ever witnessed?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Any show where there's a dream can challenge or drinking element,
you know, when there's a theme and it's like every
time we do this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Years, Oh well, the new thing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Is people have phones, so they want to stay at home.
So to make comedy shows more interesting, people will be like, okay,
every time a comic brings up one of these topics,
they're going to have to take a shot or they're
going to have to chug their beer. Yeah, I did
one in San Francisco. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sound like you're about to throw up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, I was just thinking of the beer I did
want in San Francisco. I was this was it was fun,
but it was the most drunk I've been on stage
in a very long time, because I promise some home.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Towards the end, I was crushing it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But it was almost like one of those things where
I was definitely like, have you ever seen the It's
a it's like a Kung Foo troat where it's like
the drunken monkey style where it's like this person is
so in their body that they're able to like execute perfectly,
but they're drunk. Like it's like that ship.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That was cool, so you you yeah, yeah, I still
like Jim still drunk and Guy Brannham was on the
show with me and he was hammered.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It was like at Cobs in San Francisco. But I
think that drinking on shows at the end is as
a celebratory part great. What's scary is if you're drunk
too early on the show, you know what I mean,
if it shows if it's like a ten o'clock show
and it's like close to eleven thirty and like things
are wrapping up and you're like fourth on a five
person lineup, you're a little buzz. Crowds gonna be like, hell, yeah, okay,
(04:32):
he's in it with us. We're buzz too. It's when
you're drunk early on an eight PM and you're like no.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But early in my career, I would like be like, oh,
I need a whiskey, and then I actually flipped everything.
So now a drink is a reward for me doing
a good set.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Wait wait, what do you mean you flipped everything? Like
you don't drink before.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't drink before. A drink is a reward for me,
and a drink is a reward for me being a
good change.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You treat yourself like a copy that you're trying to change.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, which positive reinforcement exactly. I have not been ping
pooping in the house though, not anymore, not anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I love booze, but it's it's wearing me down like that.
I want to find a new drug I wish I had,
Like I wish I had something that reduced my anxiety
like booze, but wasn't so bad for you?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, it is. It is weird that ethanol is
like actually a poison. It's just enough poison.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's so fun.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Though it is fun, it makes me feel like shit,
makes me feel bloated. I hate being hungover, it makes
me fat. I can't fit in any of my jeans.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, well, now we're getting into body negative talks.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They don't want to do that. Okay, I'm thinking sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, if it weren't for some of those carbs, those
gay men would love your ass on Twitter. So maybe
get the bread side of this. Set that ass out
a little bit
Speaker 1 (06:00):
With a recad dre
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