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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get away with.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
That, but now they're about to get busted. For some reason,
nobody ever talks about the benefits of getting cheated.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
On what I mean, I guess you're ending a relationship
with a bad person.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
That's an optimistic way.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That also how you developed CIA level skills and social
media recon and password breaking.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That sounds like trust issues to me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But sure, how hot you look after your post cheating
glow up?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And of course, best of all, you get to talk
to us during this segment Busted, where listeners share how
they caught their dumb exes being recklessly unfaithful. And we're
going to start it off today with Nikki tell us
how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, so this was way back in high school. So
it's been a while and my wounds are healed. But
I used to work at the County Fair and so
so my friends came in once and they're like, you
should go check out the funhouse near Okay, Okay, why random,
but sure, And they're like, your boyfriend's in there with
(01:17):
another girl.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh that is such high school drama.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Right there, right, And I was like, you have to
be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You mean you catch him, you don't know what she
really looks like.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And there's so many of her.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Did you go try to confront him?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I went in there and I saw him kissing another girl,
and then I spent like five minutes trying to find
them all.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Dear your head.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's so funny now, but like it was a little
nightmare in the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And once movie, that's really wherever you are. No matter what,
I'm sorry that you got cheated on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I that we feel bad, But no matter what happens,
for the rest of this call, this is going to
make my day. Just that mental image of Nikki smacking
into blank walls.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're on the fire so you can eat your feelings
with fuddle cakes.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Thank you, Nikki.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Let's keep going to Evan, tell us how you busted
your significant other.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
So my girlfriend and I got to the point where
I waited too long to.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Post Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, she's telling me all.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The time it feels like you're blaming yourself for this,
and I just want to start off by saying, someone
cheating on you is not your fault.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I told myself year nine I would definitely talk the question,
but I just wasn't ready yet.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I feel like I waited too long.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Okay, it happened. So what happened?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Finally? I have pine a trip to Mexico for us.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm taking a leap. And
we had been there for a few days and on
the last night, I have everything ready to go. The
beach is set up with a table filled with roses
and handles and the whole proposal scene. Yeah, and I
go back to the room to get her, but she's gone.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh what do you mean gone?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I can't find her anywhere. So when I go back
to the beach, I see her walking hand in hand
with a Spanish bartender.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What they're like, actually boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, maybe she
had too much tequila and she thought it was you
and he's like, I'll take you to your man is helping.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Her back to her room.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah no, I mean, guys, they even see the table.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
And last, did you ever get to propose?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Later she tests me and she breaks up with me,
and she says that she's going to stay in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, well, but I think you're better off.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, you would have done this in a house.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're better off though. Man, we got time
for one more. Let's go to Tiffany here. Tell us
how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I had plans with my boyfriend to go to Chipotle
for dinner, and licious.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I got off work early, so I figured I'd head
there and just wait for him.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Okay, yeah, get a table.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
They're hard to get at Chipotland.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, so you need to get there early.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The lines out the door most of the time, so
definitely get a spot.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And I'm sitting in a booge on my phone and
then I hear his boys.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Okay, he's coming.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So I stand up and I see him like laughing,
and his arm is around his ex.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
How dare he wrote Chipotle?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Unless it was during Chipotle's bring your ex and we'll
give you a free.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Scoop of walk anything for those Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Did you confront him?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I didn't make a scene.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I just kind of waited it out.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And then I see him leave. I guess about like
fifteen minutes later. If he comes back in, he's flustered
and He's like, oh, babe, I'm so sorry I worked late,
and oh, oh wow, may this place before? Right?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You know I've never been there.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You've never been to this Chipotle before? And he was like,
I got last Oh wow, I got lost of what
exes us?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh what did you do?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I jumped my burrito ball in his lap?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh that is an expensive yeah, but worth it, I'm
sure Tiffany like Green Guawk to the cross.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Oh you paid extra? Oh yeah, okay, it actually sounded
kind of nice. Yeah what you described. But hit up
our Textport seventy eight five nine too.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
If you have a funny story about how you called
your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition Busted.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We Got your Phone Tap Coming up Brooke
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And Jeffrey in the Morning.