BUSTED! Cheaters Get Exposed (03/22/23)

This segment is all about you telling us your worst cheating story EVER. Ready to call your significant other out? We definitely are.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sneaky husbands, bad boyfriends and girlfriends. They done. They could
get away with that, but now they're about to get busted.
It's time for the segment that taught Adam Levine how
to send weird flirty text Miss Joe. Oh sorry, damn,

(00:22):
your banging body makes my brain say hunka hunka. I
believe that that's an actual one. Wait for that one
to get leaked. It's Busted, where listeners share the cringey
ways they've caught their exes cheating on them. We've got
a few listeners ready to tell us how they caught
their dumb exes doing their best Adam Levine impression, starting

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with Jennifer, tell us how you busted your significant other.
I so my new boyfriend of one month. Oh, he
got me into a bike riding, which I was not
really a bike rider, okay, cool, And we were out
one day when all of a sudden, this car start
honking behind us, and like we're both in the bike lane,
but this car just keeps following us, like laying on

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the horn, not like beep beepep, but like beep you
know what I mean? Good? Yeah, And they wouldn't stop
and like it was aggressive, and I was like, Okay,
maybe it's somebody's road rage. Maybe I'm just taking it
personally and it's not even for us. But it definitely was.
After like ten minutes of this, who was it? Did

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you find out? Yeah, all of a sudden, this woman
unrolled her window and throws a banana pillow at my boyfriend.
Then she yells, I thought bike riding was arting. Oh
I know. It got really messy after that because she

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got out of the car and she tried to fight me.
You're not the problem. Why yet it did you hit
her with a bike pump? No, I took the banana peel.
I just threw it back at her. It was like stupid,
I've never been a pike before. But yeah, clearly I
wouldn't recommend another one to move. Yeah, I know. But

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it turns out he had not but two, but three
girlfriends all at once, and wow, busy guy and bike
riding was his like quirky, cute thing to do with
all of us. Day, let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell
us how you busted your signific another. Yeah, so for

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a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend, she keeps asking
me like, fix things around the apartment. You're like, that's
why we have a landlord. Yeah, well right, right. So
I kept putting it off, you know, saying like, you know,
I'm gonna get back to it. I'll get back with
and she didn't know, like I actually kept a list
of like all the things that needed repair, so, you know,
and you guys were living together, right, it was your

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apartment too, No no, no, no, we lived separately. Okay, okay.
So one Saturday, I was like, all right, didn't have
much going on, so I figured I'd finally go and
do it. So I let myself into her place because
actually she was out of town where she told me
she was going to be out of town. And you know,
I went to like one of the windows that she'd
been complaining about, but it was like already fixed. And

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then I went to her bedroom, you know, because it
fixed the closet door, and I opened it and there's
a guy in there, completely naked with a tool belt on.
Old hired someone. Where are you there? Bro? She called
it too, I'm just curious. So my girlfriend was behind
it and was like telling me that it was my
fault that she had to hire someone. And that person

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ended up being hot. Did you apologize to her for that? No,
we got time for Tanya. Tell us how you busted
Jerseon to begin another. Okay, so my girlfriend and I
were going to Paris for a vacation and she wanted

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to learn French. Yeah. So she had these cards with
words taped around the house to help her learn. Yeah. Yeah.
So one day I'm on my laptop and I'm wondering
what do these words and phrases mean? So I put
it in Google Translate and and they were like all
really flirty and some were kind of inappropriate. Yeah, but

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it's French, that's basically my name. So I confront her
and said, why are you practicing talking about your panties
and French? Who? Yeah? Yeah, well she say, so she
breaks down and she finally tells me after we are
talking about it for a while, and she tells me

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that she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre. Yeah. God,
So how was the trip? It was great. I went
by myself, okay, yeah, and you knew how to say
panties in the French so exactly I don't know. Yeah,

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I had a great trip anyway, I did. I did
make sure to hit a par Tex spoort at seven
eighty five to nine two. If you have a funny
story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could
be on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps, coming
up right after this