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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a brand new full hour for you. Welcome
to the show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and we're so you know, honestly, our full hour listeners
are my favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh wow, some guy listening for seventeen hours.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Who's really mad that you heard them?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Run the people that tune in for this part of
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes, you're dedicated, You're amazing, and you have it. I
think we got some great stuff for you today. We
got a brand new say Yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
We got some fun TikTok stories. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh wow, I don't know how I feel about Jeffrey's
take on the judge one.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I know I'm a little off on that line.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're why sum it up in a second? We love
always to read your comments. What do you see, Alexai?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah I saw one from shaw Me who said Alexis,
please read my comment pretty please.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'll die.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
And Brook, my favorite number is also seventeen. It was
my college soccer number and it's tattooed on me.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Should I get a.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Tattoo of you guys next?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Oh that's so cool?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That should settle the debate. You and jeff always fight
over seventeen. Whoever gets it tatted first, it's no.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You want me to go into my connection with seventeen,
we'll be here for the least two. But it didn't
start with my soccer number in high school. So you
could just tell people that you have my soccer number
tattooed on you.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Look at that, it's your num.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
What that claim too?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And one doesn't love to celebrate my illustrious high school
soccer career. Hey, thanks for the tattoo idea, and listen,
we're gonna get your full show started right now.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
We've all seen TV shows and movies where the family
gets contentious after a death and somebody challenges what's written
in grandma's will. It's broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
In the movies. I've seen it in real life.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, well it did just happen in real life where
a family in Vancouver, BC had their eighty four year
old grandmother pass and in her will, she left her
entire million dollar estate not to her children or her
grandchildren or even hers, but to her much younger professional
companion and male escorts. The side piece of the man's
(02:12):
name is Simon Garston, and he couldn't be more thrilled
with the situation.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm sure he didn't suggest it once or twice or
eighty times.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm sure there was no. Yeah, it turns out
your hand over the signature.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
When the woman was seventy nine, her husband passed, so
she immediately turned to the services of various male escorts,
including Simon, for overnight visits and more.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
How does it seventy nine year old woman know how
to even content?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Why are you asking Brook while you're.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What side is it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Okay, I guess texted in seventy five nine too. If
you have some recommendations for her.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
But they can't navigate emojis, but suddenly she can find
it companion online if you're motivating.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
But the family's argument is grandma was frail, vulnerable, obviously
was taken advantage of it. Probably Simon's argument it was
the opposite. Grandma was the dominant one, and he's got
pictures to prove it.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Please don't submit the photos.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, a trial is scheduled for next month, so we'll
keep you updated, maybe even send Digital Jake down to
the courtroom to be our legal correspondent right after he
finishes with the shock collar question of the day. So, Jake,
I'm hoping you can be fair and unbiased with your
coverage and make sure to get those alleged photos of
(03:43):
Granny being dominant because we all need to see that.
So trivia first, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Today is World Refrigeration Day.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes, it's so hot outside.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The one holiday keeping you're left over safe, your oat
milk smug and your dad's eight folt the rea lasting
just a little bit longer. Yeah, but do you guys
know which grocery store items are actually recommended by USDA
a store inside your ice box, and which ones aren't.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I can sometimes recommended it required, is not required?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You'll have to tell me. During a special frigid or
fudget plenty of twenty you guys, say number one through twenty,
I'll give you a popular grocery store item. You just
have to tell me is it recommended you frigid or
fudget recommend it?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Okay, not required.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We'll start with the woman whose eyelash wax must be
kept cold at all times.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Alexis waxy waxing their eye.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Obviously hasn't waxes eyelashes in a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Three alexis Yes, alexis your food item is a package
of flour tortillas. After opening, you a fridge it or
do you fudget?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, we used to always have a bag of tortillas.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Always put and everything in the fridge.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
But weird, doesn't it doesn't it get soggy when you
put it in the fridge, though it can, Yeah, like
your bread. My parents would do that. Drive me nuts,
get these soggy pieces of toes. They would pay it for.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I mean, I guess if you got it really hot
and sweaty and the bag had condensation in it when
you put it in the fridge.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah, we eat straight out of the bag with our mouths.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
But does it say refrigerate after opening on the packages?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't think so. I want to say fudgets.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Alexis says fudget. You got a fridge and it helps.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
From it molds?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Broke it your turn?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Like Alexis voted against what she does.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeh, keep yourself guessing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I don't even trust myself. YEA, all right, I'm gonna
go five brook.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Your food item is maple syrup. After opening, do you
frig it or fudget?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Dude, maple syrup right now is so expensive you should
actually just put it in a safe.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was like twenty bucks. We always put it in
the fridge afterwards. So I'm going to say we frigid.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Never, Brook, trusting herself, says frigid. Yeah, really again, on's open.
It can grow mold if left out too long. A
lot of sugar going off.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Mold prides extra flavor on the pancakes.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It's like dirt. Jeff, I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
How do you know, Brooke, because I've eaten mold before
accident many times.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Jose, it's your turn. Three and five have been chosen already.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's go seven.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Jose.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Your food item is a bag of walnuts? Do you
free walnut?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Fudget?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Why would you need to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Refrigerate your nuts?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I think at this point the question is can't it
grow mold?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
My mom likes to freeze her nuts.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh why, what's the benefit just.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
To preserve them? They stay fresh longer, they can't get
like soggy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm gonna say that I don't see any need for this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think you're trying to trick me. So they it
is not need to be refrigerated.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
What's my answer, fudget?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Fudget?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Ose, I would never try to trick you, Jose says fudget,
got a fridge. It nuts can go rantid quickly. Not
of natural oils on walnuts.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
The grocery store, they don't keep walnuts.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
In the free opening. It's always after How.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Do you open a walnut and not eat it?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
A bag of walnuts are gonna eat a whole bag?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
But they already have like holes in the bags and
they're already nuts, Like they're already nutted in the bag.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think, check your bags home, check my nuts climate.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's a good rule of thumb for everybody. Check your nuts. Jeffrey,
it's your Turing three, five, and seven have been chosen
to get this right, to keep the game alive.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm not sure Jeffrey even owns a refrigerator.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
You always send someone else to fetch the food. But
let me get nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, Jeffery, your food item is natural peanut butter. Wow,
Fridget dodge.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Natural peanut butter is disgusted, like yeah, like comes it
all separates into a bunch of different.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Ingredients what I eat literally every morning too. Yes, from
remember when they.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There's a peanut butter question, They're like, no, there's all
these ingredients in it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I'm like, no, it's literally just peanut oil. And it's
just peanut oil.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I know. That's why it's gross. Get all the extra
cool pemnicles and stuff in there, and it's tasty. Yeah,
natural peanut butter. Well, if Brook eats it, she must
keep it by her desk, and so there's no way
she fridges. And I'm gonna say, fudge.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It, Jeffrey says, fudge it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
We all fudged it.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
You have it in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Separate.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
If it's in the fridge after you stun, then you
put it in the fridge and the oils don't separate.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Too many stuffs exactly right, Brook knows. Brook has one
today's edition.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You can't eat my food, nobody will die.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Brook gets to choose who get shocked while singing cherry
Pie by Warrent. Who's that going to be?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm gonna go with you, jeff just for your anger
over natural peanut butter refrigerated food.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I don't want to chores with peanut butter.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, sheese my cherry pie, cool drink of water, such
a sweets cherry pie.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Ja do refrigerate it. You have to turn it tomorrow
to find out that's your chock colic question of the day.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
We got your phone tap coming up and few minutes Brooke.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
You ever think about how you would react if you
met an ultra famous, bona fide aless celebrity.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow, not cool.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I've never been cool.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like if Alexis ever got to speak to Michael B. Jordans,
I can't even imagine what supersonic pitch her voice would hit.
But one of our listeners got to brush elbows with
celebs because she was invited to attend the Grammys, and
when she found herself sitting next to an actual A lister,
(10:35):
she didn't fangirl, I'll say that. But what she did
do might be the biggest regret of her entire life.
The moment has haunted her for years, and now she's
gonna share her cringey story in a brand new mass speaker.
It's coming up right now. Confession I can't take back
(10:57):
el arm mouse speak text to seventy eighty five nine
two says I sleep with four night lights in my room.
I'm thirty four, and I tell everyone there for ambiance,
But the truth is I'm terrified of the dark. I mean,
(11:18):
growing up, I had two lava lamps and a light
bright in my room for that exact same reason.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All night.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
It's supposed to be a safe place.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I just feel like a well, whether you want to
confess your biggest fears or your embarrassing childhood room decor
you can do it here anonymously and judgment free.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Hopefully. On the mass speaker, we have a woman who
wants to come clean today using the fake name Tammy.
So Tammy, welcome to the show. Oh Tammy?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah? You doing okay? Tammy?
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, be careful, Tammy. I thought this was a safe
place to tell your truths today, but I'm not sure now,
So good luck changer is on.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Don't close your eyes, Jeff, I'm afraid you're the mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
So a couple of years ago, I used to live
in LA and my best friend at time was able
actually to get us into the Grammys and seat.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Sillers oats are Oh yeah, when celebrities have to go
to the bathroom, someone will come take their seats, so
there's no empty.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Seats, not just the bathroom. If they want to hook
up outside too. There's a lot of that at the show.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I'm sure celebrities don't do anything naughty.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, they're not doing drugs in the limo.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
They're perfect. Okay, that's awesome. You got to be a
seat filler.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah, we were so excited.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
I mean, that's a great job.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's so cool.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
So we got all dressed up, We're ready to blend
in and at one point we actually got seated right
near the front. It was amazing. And I'm sitting right
next to Bruno Mars.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
No good thing. You're not sitting in front of him
else he couldn't see the stage.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yeah, on the head totally.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
And I'm trying to r not to fangirl, and I'm
just I'm trying to seem cool.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
You know.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
My friend is sitting next to me on the other side.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
It was going great, and this is the part that
I'm just horrified at. So I see another I'm just
gonna say famous singer nearby. I'm not gonna say who
it was, Okay, And I am just I just turned
into it.
Speaker 10 (13:29):
Okay, you start.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Being rude or is a fangirl?
Speaker 10 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Maybe are you like trying to overcompensate for being a fangirl,
Like you're trying to be too cool, so you come
off kind of rude. Yeah, yeah, totally, Okay, Okay, why
what happened?
Speaker 11 (13:46):
So I'm looking at this other singer and I lean
over and I say to my friend, oh my god,
I'm sorry, but that dress is absolutely hideous. Oh out
who I didn't realize that the host of the show
is actually standing in the aisle right next to us.
Oh so the microphone picked up what I said.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh, oh my gosh, I know.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Right, so it went out over the loudspeakers. I mean,
thank god it's during a commercial, not broadcast, but oh,
my job, Like the entire room went silent.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Was the most horrible feeling ever, Like, who.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Do you think you are? Joan Rivers? That's her job only.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
And so the host turns around. She looks at us
like we're the worst people.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
In the world.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Even Bruno Mars looked at me. I mean, okay, technically
he's wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
I can't see that. I could feel it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, how fast did they tackle you?
Speaker 11 (14:42):
H Like you said, two security guys show up immediately
politely tell us to get up.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I bet your friend was so mad because you ruined
the job for her that you.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Got invited to.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Yeah, terrible, and it's my first time. She'd been doing
it for years and now she can't go back. Oh no,
I still totally feel like crap. I mean every time
I think of it, it's just still crunch worthy. And
I'm going to owe her dinner like for the rest
of my life.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
She was actually hideous, though. I was just curious.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
It was Grammys.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
They really try to go overboard with Sasha.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, you got to be a seed feller, the toy
that doesn't hit quite as hard the same. I can't
imagine how that would feel to be escorted out of
the Grammys opportunity.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
It's one sentence that you yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, I mean, out of all the things, why couldn't
have been you fangirling? You're saying something amazing about They.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Got her kicked out too, though, Why couldn't the microphone
pick up? Oh my god, Bruno MOR's is actually taller
than I thought. Oh no, this is a lot.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I mean, we weren't spposed to talk at all. It
was just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You kind of dabbled over it. But did they actually
tell you, like, you're never allowed back here?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Yeah, Oh absolutely.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Oh, I mean that's kind of a cool flex to
be blacklisted from one of the biggest award shows of
all times. Yeah, none of us are blacklisting. No, yeah,
that's a goal of ours. So you actually have it
better than us. Sure, does it make you feel a
little bit better, Tammy to at least tell the story? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
No, I want to go back to the Grammy.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh man, I learned my lesson never to say anything
rude about anybody else ever again just everyeh.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh okay, she says it in her head all the time. Yeah,
I don't want to know what she's saying about us.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
Yeah, so you're just lucky.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I can't see your dresses.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I know you think you're.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Tammys and T shirt.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
There you go. Well, thanks for coming on and sharing that,
Tammy and text in seventy five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding onto, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next
mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
We've been doing these print calls for a little while now,
and sometimes the hardest part is coming up with a
good premise. Oh yeah, you know a realistic way to
fool them. Yeah, sometimes it's figuring out when is the
exact moment to spring it on them and let them
know it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Oh yea.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
But for some people, especially Brook, the hardest part is
not laughing in the middle of the call.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Sometimes it's just so funny because.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Once you come up with the idea, there's definitely gonna
be some funny lines and you have to keep a
straight face otherwise you're gonna blow it and you only
have one chance to do it right. So see how
Brooke does in your phone town right now?
Speaker 12 (17:54):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Is this Jessica?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Yeah, he's this.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
My name's Helen high Water and I'm calling from Netflix
customer service.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Well, we wanted to call and ask you. Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:11):
I haven't had any issues at all. Yeah, everything is fine.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
It's not really what I'm talking about. I mean, okay,
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Because recently we noticed something concerning regarding your account.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Is this about my my credit card? I had a
few issues a while back, like a couple months ago.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
But I.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, no, no, no, your payment is up to date.
For some reason, our system picked up something. How do
I say alarming. I mean it said you watched nine
consecutive episodes of the show Is It Cake?
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Wait, I don't.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I don't think that's something to be alarmed by. I'm confused.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I was hoping it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's that's eight and a half more episodes than the
average viewer.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
What.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
I don't even know what this means. Means. It's just
a good show that I like it.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
See that type of viewing pattern got flagged in our
depression algorithm.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
What yeah, depression algorithm?
Speaker 12 (19:14):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, per our contract with you, when you binge a
show like that too much, it falls, like I said,
in the depression category, and we are obligated to offer
you a service called Theraflex.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's a therapist for Netflix.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Because I'm sorry, this feels like.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
A lot, I know, I know, like a lot, and
it feels like you're dealing with some sort of inner
trauma or difficult emotional baggage.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
Really, just because I watched Is It Cake?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yes, there's that, and the system also picked up that
you watch the entire first season of the Floor Is
Lava is a good show.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Let's be honest with each other.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I mean, we both know that the title of the
Flora's Lava does allude to a show that is entertaining.
We all know that the actual content is not.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
There's not anything bad about it.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Like what you're saying, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
You see denial from some of our viewers sometimes.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So you know what, I'm gonna have Dale call you
later today. He's a licensed there afflicts and.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
He's gonna I don't need to talk to Dale.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He's just going to try to talk you down from
where you're at. We are very concerned.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Yeah, okay, I'm not depressed. These are positive, happy program Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
According to our research, that's not actually true. See if
you enjoy something like you know, Squid Game, which is
you know, we know, very violent and bloody, or maybe
what hut for the Zodiac Killer, Now those are the
type of programs that provide more of a healthy normal
escape violent.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
Now what your okay, I think I think it's a
personal decision what you watch, and I don't think you
are You don't control that. No, Well, the fact that
you're calling and what.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I mean, I'm just saying that I see that you
watched all twenty four episodes of Emily in Paris, and
that shouts to me, help me, I'm sad.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Help me, I've got Okay, So you're just going through
my entire viewing history.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Who else watches Emily in Paris?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Do you the real life Hannibal Lecter or real life
Hannibal We're.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Making a documentary on him, so that's how I know that.
If you don't know, he's a person that eats humans?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
What like eats them like as a snack?
Speaker 8 (21:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I just don't want to see you there, okay. I
don't want to see you get there?
Speaker 12 (21:40):
So you want to see me? You don't want to
see me where you?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Could you say that again?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Eat mam? Are you okay?
Speaker 11 (21:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
No, okay, I don't want to see you eating humans?
Speaker 12 (21:57):
Eating humans?
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Great.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I'm going to need you to transfer me to a
customer service or your supervisor.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just need to know.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I mean, what else do you need to know?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
What if I'm eating humans?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Well, it's just laying in again.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I can't.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
I should have written it out.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You don't have Disney Plus or anything?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Do you?
Speaker 12 (22:14):
I have everything else? Yeah, I'll be canceling Netflix, but
after it's.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Much worse than I imagined.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I mean, what The only cure that I can see
for this is through a prank phone call, which luckily
your brother has set up for you.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
What what what are you?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Your brother Patrick emailed us this morning. This is actually
broke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Oh my goddess, he.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Was at your place and that your Netflix. Apparently your
Netflix queue is very embarrassing.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Are you kidding me? I will defend it, Cake till
the end of days. Have you watched it? It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
This is going to call for a team of experts.
I think, Oh my god, wake up.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Grand romantic gestures while you're dating someone, Yes, good, Yeah
for sure, Grand romantic gestures after you've broken up. Still good.
But maybe a little too little, too late.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It depends on the breakup.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I guess that's true.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Today, I'd like to give our listeners grand romantic gesture
the Goldilocks treatment. We'll hear it and decide was it
too hot, too cold or just right? When we go
through it in a brand News Say Yes to the
X that's coming up right after this. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. And you don't meet a lot
(23:43):
of guys anymore who are true romantics except for maybe Bezos.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, dude, he.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Bought an entire island in Italy, forced all of the
locals to move just so he could have the perfect
wedding sery.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Is that a romantic or is that just a narcissistic
only rich guy?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That Roman Bezos would go to the ends of the
earth for that lady, and he would buy the ends
of the earth and displace all of those people too.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He's just surprised that she came back on that spaceship.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
You know, even though our listener today may not have
the means of a billionaire, he does have the heart
of a trillionaire. And I feel like his romantic story
is going to tug at the heartstrings of all our
female listeners and our female co hosts as we do
another edition of Say Yes to the X. So let's
(24:40):
talk to him. I hope this is right. It's is
it Barrick with a brick Barrick?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Yes, Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, did you displace people out of their home in
the name of love?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I mean maybe if I had the money.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Everyone he doesn't have the means of a billionaire, but
has the same heart.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
So tell us about your ex that you're hoping to
reunite with. What's her name?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Yeah? Absolutely, her name is Jenna.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Jenna. Just even how you say it, you can tell
you miss her.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah. We broke up a couple of months ago, actually.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay, and it's been hard on you.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Yeah, that's putting it lightly.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
How long were you guys together?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
We did it for gosh, probably five and forty nine days.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Probably and a half am I doing it?
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Yeah, a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Nobody's counting though.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Okay, I mean sounds like it doesn't remember. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Can we ask why you broke up?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
She felt like I wasn't putting enough effort into the relationship,
which I don't know. I feel like all I did
was put an effort, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Sometimes the effort you're putting in is a different type
of effort than she's wanting.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's like those love language things, they don't match up,
you know.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
But it sounds like you were pretty blindsided by the breakup.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Oh my God, implored me. Guys.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh okay, I'm guessing you haven't dated anyone else.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Okay, So what's happened in the last two months since
you guys broke up? How have you been doing?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Yeah? When we broke up, I really wanted to prove
it to her and proved what my effort like, how
far I would go for her.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Oh you were hoping?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Okay, you were post breakup? Okay, I get it.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
How did you try to prove that you were willing
to put in the effort after the breakup?
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Well, I knew she was going on a girl's trip
to Mexico, and I knew the hotel she was staying
at because she claimed the Well, we were still together. Okay,
I booked a ticket.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You didn't buy a plane ticket to a surpriser, did you?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh God, yeah, you show You showed up to her
girl's trip in Mexico.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
You got to understand, like, I've seen this in every
single movie.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Oh God, Okay. Can we get more support from the
room for his effort of romance?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
He says, I've seen it in movies. It's never gonna
end well.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Brother, this is what she meant. You're putting in a
lot of work, but in the wrong avenue.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Know that I can't judge it until we know how
it actually went.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Were how fun? What was her reaction when you showed up?
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Well after I waited in the lobby for about five hours,
she and her friends they came through and they were
all dressed up, all ready to go out for dinner.
And I had a bouquet of flowers in my hand,
and I shouted across the hotel lobby, is this enough
effort for you?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
I like it? I like it? Did she.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Did?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
She swoon right there?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Everyone was shocked. It was awesome, I guess right. So
I took her aside and I told her, like Jenna,
I'm here to win your heart back. And I just
don't understand this because she didn't see it that way
at all.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What are you kidding me? What is wrong with this woman?
I mean, she said she wants effort. Here, you are
putting in all the effort in the world and she
doesn't appreciate it. God women, right, Brook?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, I just really think you misread her boundaries like this.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well, she never told me not to come to Mexico,
which that's on her.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Brook when she wrote when she broke up with you,
that is her telling you that she doesn't want you
to come anywhere.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Guy's supposed to read between the lines and figure that out.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Kill me.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Also, like the girl's trip, it's called a girls trip,
it is girls only. That alone should have stop you
from going.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
She should have put that in the rule book somewhere.
That was the case. Now we don't know that. What
happened when you talk to her in the.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Lobby, Yeah, she told me I shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Is it like, oh my god, you shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Have Yeah, it wasn't one of those.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Okay, so you heard her message in the lobby.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Yeah, so she left with her friends and you left.
I waited in the lobby for like another four hours, and.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Whoa for her to come back from dinner obviously, so
she can yell at Hi because he's still there. Don't
listen to everybody else in the room. You're fine, I know.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Did you see her again?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Yeah? I mean she came back from dinner this time.
I don't say anything to her. I want to give
her some space. And he does see me, but she
just went up to her room, and I just stayed
at the resort for like three more days because I'm
not going to fly home. I'm not going to leave.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Different.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
She never said we were over for good. She said
the problem was effort. So this is my last sho.
So after this, I just I give up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay, Well that's good.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Well this is going to be the get her on
the phone, just move on we again.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Remember we don't have to get her on the phone.
She is already on the other She's just waiting to
talk to somebody. She doesn't know who that person is.
She's going to be so mad, she's going to be
so excited. She wanted effort, and here is the maximum effort.
We're gonna come back and we're gonna let you talk
to your ex Jenna, and everybody in the room is
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going to support you one hundred percent. When we connect
you to for say yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
I want the world to know how much I love her.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Oh, ok, We're gonna do it coming up right after this.
Hold on, man, I'm a little bit surprised. But during
the break, right after part one, Brooke came to me
and she said she actually endorsed. Is this second whole heart?
I did not say that, not in those exact words,
(31:06):
but she said that she's a fighter for love and
she believes Barrek is doing the right thing and following
his heart.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I don't, and I wish you would drop the sarcasm
right now, because I think it's really talk.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
It would be really nice if you would say yes
to the Jeff at some point during this segment, because
Jeff is over here fighting for a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Now they're talking about yourself a third person. What is happening?
Did your brain short circuit?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Okay? Cook? My question to you is if the roles
were reversed and a woman did this, would you tell
her to follow her heart and go fight for her man?
Or would you say, you know what, let him go
and go hook up with the toothless bouncer outside copy.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
That is exactly what you need right now, my man.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You do not need your ex You need to go
find somebody else just to help you get over this.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Okay, This is a big, like a three sixty turn
from what you were saying to me out in the hall.
If it's just joining us. We're in the middle of
a segment called say Yes to the ex where one
person Barrick in this case, has told us he was
broken up with because he was not putting in enough effort.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, and then Barrick made a decision.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
To put in the effort and flew down to Mexico
to surprise his ex girlfriend Jenna to try and win
her back.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
You forgot surprise her during her girl's trip to Mexico.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Those are just words.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, we stay at the hotel after she said she
didn't want to see him for three more days. Yeah, wild, what's.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Your what's your point that you do crazy things for love?
I agree? Yeah, So now that his now this is
his last chance to show Jenna that he is willing
to put in the effort for her and possibly win
her back. Or he said after this he's going.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
To give up for us, Okay, And is that true? Barrick,
You're going to give up if this doesn't work. We
get your word on that.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Yeah, I think I've made that decision.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, I think you will.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, bro, I mean honestly though, Barrick, like, give it
a shot, give her one last effort.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Sure, but see, that's the commitment to love that if.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
It doesn't work out, you really do have to leave
her alone and move on.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Okay, okay, all right, got it. And just like all
of these segments, Jenna is waiting on the other line
on hold right now. She can't hear what we've been
talking about.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
She has no idea why she's on the phone.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I don't know if she thinks this is a contest
or it's like a prank call.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Who knows.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
But our producer has convinced her to come on the show.
You got this. We're all gonna be quiet, and I'm
gonna punch her up. I'll just talk to her a
little bit before I bring you on. Okay, okay, deep breath.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Crying like she hears his voice and she's.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Like, yes, this could be the sweet moment that we've
all been hoping for it. But let me punch her up. Hey, Jenna,
you there, Hey, thanks for being on with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Do we have to say her name?
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I just don't know how she's gonna feel about.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
This, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah, I know you're probably a little confused, wondering why
you're here, So I'm just going to get right to it.
We're doing a segment called Say Yes to the X
and I know in this situation, it really hasn't been
that long since you broke up with this person. It's
only been a few months.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
Oh my god, are you serious right now?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Do you know who we're talking about already?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I'm talking about your ex, Barrick. Yeah, he's actually on
the phone with us right now with something important to
say to you. Barrick, go ahead, talk to Jenna.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Hi, sugar Bear, comes.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Come on, you're doing great. Talk to her.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
I'm sorry to surprised you like this.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
You know again, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Look? I just need to say this because I think
you're right. I could have been a better boyfriend. And yes,
I should have put in more effort when we were together.
I just look, I never once remembered your birthday without
Facebook's help. That is true. I will own it. I'm sorry, Derek.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
Do you even understand why we broke up?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
You said it was efward.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Okay, Okay, that was just in general. Look, the emotional
support was never there from you. Like anytime I would
text you I was having a rough day, you just
texted me that's like a thumbs up emoji.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
What is that? Wait? I don't understand you said, stop
trying to fix all your problems and just support you.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Oh my god, there a thumbs up emoji is not
supporting me.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Okay, well I don't know. I mean, should I have
sent like a hug emoji? I don't know?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
You you are not You're not getting it.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
But but you never even got to see half of
what I planned for you in Mexico. I mean I
bought a whole buffel bag of surprises for you. Seriously.
I had T shirts made for us that said Signor
and Senorita Reunited Tour.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh god, you wanted to wear matching T shirts in
Mexico during her girls trips.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Surprise were a couple agains, no idea, though they're really cute.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
I still have the T shirts. Oh okay, no listen.
Speaker 12 (36:36):
Eric, Look, I was planning on talking to you after
the term anyway, okay. And then the front desk gave
me that weird scrap book that you made.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Do you like it?
Speaker 12 (36:48):
You took the picture of my face and you pasted
it on Sophia Rigar's body.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
I'm just trying to do what you said and put
an effort.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Why would you, son, Sophia.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Not the effort that I had in mind, Barreck.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Okay, before we let you go, Jenna, the entire point
of this segment is we need to ask you a
very important question, and that question is will you say
yes to your ex give Breck another chance?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I think you need to be as clear as possible
with your answer here.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
Look, I'm sorry. You're a good guy and you have
a good heart, and I know that when you meet
the right person, it won't feel like you have to
put in all this effort. You'll just kind of do it,
you know, naturally, because it's the thing that makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, Barrett's is that a yes or a no?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Jenna?
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Just to translated no, Okay, Hard Barrick go your answer.
That's your answer, and you know you did a great
job putting in all this effort for her. But do
you have anything you want to say to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (37:51):
I mean, I appreciate you hearing me out.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, Okay, you put your heart out there and that
you gave it a good shot.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
It won't be like she said, it won't be this
hard when you meet the right person. Okay, It'll be easy.
You just need to go eat some ice cream, do
whatever you need. To do to get over this resort
in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, take yourself on a vacation.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
There was somebody with Sophia Vergara's body that is just
perfect for you right now.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yes, for every man, there's always yes.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
At this point, I would appreciate it if I could
just get my scrap book back.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh you want it back? Probably?
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Yeah, I don't have it. I left it at the front.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Desk, and okay, well it looks like another trip down
to Mexico to recover your note book.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
All right, you know, can I just say something here,
just one thing I need you to understand. The whole
time I was down there, your girlfriends they called me.
They were trying to talk to me, and I didn't
make a move on any one of them.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I highly doubt that they.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
All want him.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
But he said, no, I am saving myself for Jenny.
The phone calls. That's the perfect way to end this
edition of SA Yay, keep in touch with us.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
But don't keep in touch with Jenna.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Remember that's the plant, you know, just her friends.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Yeah, no, Jeffy brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
So real quick. Just wanted to thank Barrek for bravely
coming onto our show, putting himself out there and being
emotionally vulnerable with us, because it's not easy to do
that when it feels like the whole world is against
you and your heart's telling you to chase after love,
but everybody's telling you no. He decided to give it
a show.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, when everybody telling you no, it is literally the
person you want to be with, you need to listen
to that. I don't understand how you keep glossing over
this like that it was a good thing.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
This is like just the big difference between what you
see in a movie and what.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Happens in real life.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Totally, don't get on that plane and chase after her, gentlemen,
if you have not spoken to her, if it's.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
A girl's trip or it's a boy's trip, do not
show up to it.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Yes and easy. Hollywood should be ashamed for putting that
sort of filth anywhere and encouraging the youth of the
country to believe in I always thought I was going
to chase a girl through an airport and kisser one.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yet yeahs always gets in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
So hopefully Brek got some closure out of this and
he can finally move on it might take a bit,
it sounds like, but this was a crucial step. It
did give me a great idea, though, to do a
scrapbook of this morning show called Our Journey so Far
with Jose's head on Sophia Vergara's body, Brooks head on
Jason Momoa's body, and my head on my own body
(40:39):
from ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
We're also leaving that one at the lobby, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Need my Vikings costume photo back from your desk so
I can't use it scratching set. If you ever need
some help in your love life, we can help you out.
Just email the show. We'll call your exes for you.
We'll do whatever you need to get your closure, whether
or not. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
What's the best present to bring for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
One, Mom's going viral for her controversial non gift idea.
Plus maybe the most embarrassing thing to ever happen in
a courtroom, and we have the audio to prove it.
You're gonna hear all of that and more coming up
in a brand new TikTok click shot. We'll do it
right now. More hot gossip from the Bezos sweating in Italy.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Why are you.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Following this no one else because it's the biggest news
that's happening in non news on this show. I don't
understand why you're rooting against him, but mur is after
the vows. Jeff isn't gonna say I do. He's gonna
arch his back and scream TikTok shots. So cute. It's
(42:02):
TikTok click Shock, where we discuss the biggest TikTok videos
in the past week and all the hot Jeff Bezos
wedding gossip you can.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
He's just gonna say, I do own this entire country.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock. And
it's a controversial life hack from a mom in the
UK who was on her way to attend a kid's
birthday party.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Oh I love a good life hack, yeah, she says.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
When it comes to buying a present, yes, yeah, she
doesn't want to get the kids something that they don't
really want. It's just going to end up as clutter
in the house or in the garbage the next week.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
I mean, kids have so many choice, So she.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Has a different type of present that she likes to bring,
and I'll let her explain it.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
I like to bring a bag of rags, so you know,
when you're at a kid's birthday party and everyone wants
to help, but nobody knows how to help because they
don't know any where any of the cleaning stuff is.
So I bring my bag of rags. I bring cleaning
rags to wipe up sticky messes in the party. I
(43:03):
bring glad rap because you know, everyone wants to help,
but nobody knows where to find the glad rap or
the family has run out of glad raps, so you
can wrap up extra food at the kid's party and
put it in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
It's not the problem she thinks it is.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, doesn't she know we purposely act like we want
to clean.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Exactly right.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
What she's saying is she brings no present for the child.
Her gift is cleaning surprise that everyone can use to
help clean up after the party like they say they want.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
This is the only party she's ever getting invited to
her kid.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Now, why do I feel like she's the woman who
then grabs all the rags and brings them back home
with her too.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
It's not even like it's a gift that they get
to keep.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
The guys I counted, I'm missing two raps.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
So is her idea helpful or does it kind of
blend into rudeness?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's like on the board borings.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
The one comment is this is so thoughtful. As a mom,
I would appreciate this so much. But others said this
is pretty weird, not gonna lie, and one person commented,
who the hell are you to bring cleaning products to
a host house that's not a present. That's an insult
to the owner.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Seriously, I actually can see that.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
I could clean.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, I mean sure, help would the dishes put them
in the dishwasher?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
That'd be awesome. But other than that, yeah, why you
dusting my mantles?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
That's her controversial hack for kid's birthday party gives. That's
a TikTok click shock here next TikTok click shot happened
in Colorado when a lawyer had to plead his case
for his client and he only had a certain amount
of time to do it. So that can be pretty
nerve wracking. And if you haven't heard this already, you're
about to listen to maybe the biggest mistake you could
(44:53):
possibly make when addressing a district judge in the courtroom. Okay,
here it is. This could have been three he's separate, but.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
It wasn't three separate.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Let's go with what happened in the keys.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Honey, Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I
don't know what to say to that. I apologize the
question here. I'm sorry. I've just been totally thrown.
Speaker 13 (45:17):
Yeah, I can imagine I'm a little thrown by that.
Speaker 8 (45:20):
Also, if I'm being honest, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 13 (45:23):
Well, go ahead, you've only gone a minute in seven.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
To make matters even worse. The guy was arguing whether
or not violent sexual assault should be considered a single
act or can they be broken down into multiple offenses?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
That was the most meaning.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
Like the question is, does it sound like an honest
mistake to you?
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Well, it sounds like he uses it all the time, Honey, Yeah,
I will.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Say in the video, sweet cheeks, I will say in
the video. The judge reacts when he says it with
a big smile at first.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
So because she knows how bad he just messed up, exactly,
happy smile.
Speaker 6 (46:06):
It didn't seem like she felt demeaned by it. It
seems like she felt like he didn't mean to say
that to her. Also something to consider. This is an
appellet lawyer for the state, so it's not the only
case he's going to have to do there. Every day
he has to get up in front of that same
judge again and again and again.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Which she probably knows him.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
And it is like, wow, Yeah, that was awkward and
a big TikTok click shot and your final TikTok click
shot is a news story about a woman in New
York named Jerry Leo, and the clip got over eight
hundred and fifty thousand views, focused on her crushing it
at the local gym.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
What a right?
Speaker 6 (46:48):
So why is that so special? Yeah, well, probably because
Jerry's over one hundred years old. What and she's been
going to her local ymca ever since it opened thirty
four years ago. Yeah, yes, she started at seventy. Here
she is talking about being a centurion and how important
it is to stay in great shape.
Speaker 13 (47:07):
The only thing I do is I exercise faithfully.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
I don't eat red meat.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I like the plank.
Speaker 10 (47:14):
It's fun.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Everybody tell the fighting plan.
Speaker 10 (47:18):
I'm a lot younger than her.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I chant that be kind be happy, be fearless.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Wait, you just passed the picture around, and she looks amazing.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
Over one hundred years old.
Speaker 15 (47:33):
She's gonna look me.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
She looks great, and you heard her secret. She doesn't
eat red meat. She's nice to people, and she's on
the Mediterranean diet, which is supposed to be one of
the healthiest diets that prolongs your life.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Might get these old people just say it's genetics.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's real.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
I mean, the exercise definitely helps.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
But yeah, there's always one oldie that's like smoked a package.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Yeah, just like the clip you heard. She regularly gets
applause and cheers from all her fellow Jim goes.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
They wouldn't it if you saw her in the corner?
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Yeah, But at the same time, it's kind of demeaning.
What's oh good for you?
Speaker 7 (48:08):
The fountain?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, oh wow, you made it out of bed, but
you did it.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
She's one and she can't hear it anymore.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
They say she's like a rock star. Whenever she shows
up to the gym, Nail just robs her do thing.
On top of that, Jerry just renewed her driver's license.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Okay, I'm Jerry.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
Looks I mean honestly, she looks seventy.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, you call the police right now.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Those were your.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Return player. Daphne is back with us today and her
track record against Brook is not great. Oh she's been
on five times, five ties all times. But she's come
back with a vengeance today. Daphne, what's gonna be different
this time around?
Speaker 8 (49:07):
I am guested guest.
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Does Ashton need to give you a little confidence boost
before we start the game? Daphne with one of his
infamous rousing speeches?
Speaker 8 (49:17):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Oh I don't want.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Wow, all right, never mind?
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Okay, all to helpe you lose.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Man? Okay, all right, Well I.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Don't think he wants to be your high man. He
wants to be Daphne.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Yeah, that really backfired on us, So Brooks leaving the studio.
Let's get to the game. Here thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win? Are you ready ready
as I can be? All right? You got this, Daphne?
Your time Ashton? Stop that, here we go. Your time
starts now. On this day, Elvis had his final performance.
(49:54):
What decade was it in sixties seventies or eighties seventies?
How many time zones does China to have? One? Five
or ten?
Speaker 8 (50:04):
Five?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Bixby is the virtual assistant for what tech company?
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Oh my gosh ah.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
Androids Aries is the Greek god of what.
Speaker 8 (50:16):
Oh gosh ah.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Oh, oh my god. Daphney, your reactions are awesome. Every
question is just like.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Oh god, oh no, Like each question was a surprise.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah, because my brain is freezing.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Brook is back in the studio. Now, I'm in pain
from laughing. Daphne's great, and she's gonna be taking a
train down the West coast to San Jose and Disney laugh.
So we always got to ask what's the food you're
most looking forward to?
Speaker 8 (50:56):
A Disney signets and the oh my goodness morning question.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
I know, I'm sorry that was my faults.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Maybe yeah, there's so much good food right now.
Speaker 6 (51:15):
And definitely I'm sorry for asking that question. Why don't
you take a break, let your brain rest for a
little bit. You can recover. Now, Brooke, it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Think I'm more ready than she is.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Yeah, let's find out your time starts now. On this day,
Elvis had his final performance. What decade was it in
sixties seventies or eighties seventies? How many time zones does
China have? One? Five or ten?
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Five?
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Bixby is the virtual assistant for what tech company?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Microsoft?
Speaker 6 (51:43):
Aries is the Greek god of what water? In Which
decade was Netflix founded?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Ooh, nineties?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
What do you call the skateboard trick in which you
slide on a rail or a ledge grind? All right, yes, answers,
You're still you're still going, you're still trying to okay.
Ten seconds later, we're accepting your first guest from a
long time ago. Let's go to the scoreboard to see
(52:12):
how you did with Jse Jephne.
Speaker 9 (52:17):
You got one correct a out and it was a.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
Tomb one Daphne.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
I get a lot of guessing Brook three give.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
There you go. Now you're zero wins, five ties and
one loss.
Speaker 12 (52:34):
Actually the next one will be a win.
Speaker 6 (52:37):
There you go, positive attitude. Let's go over the answers
for everybody. Elvis had his final performance on this day.
The decade was the nineteen seventies. It was nineteen seventy seven,
his last show for China. There's only one time zone
for the entire country. Isn't that crazy? What house It's
biggest country. It's to promote national unity.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
Oh, it's just a communist thing.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
Yes, Its all of them together and they are the
number one happiest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Time doesn't exist.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Mixby is a virtual assistant for the tech company Samsung
the Galaxy license.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
I was going to go the way of being.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Yeah, oh yeah. Aries is the Greek god of war.
Netflix was founded in the nineteen nineties and on the
skateboard trick where you slide down a rail or allege
is grind grindings.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Hey, shout out to a c and trooper. Those are
the kids I hung out with in junior high when
I tried to be a skater.
Speaker 8 (53:31):
Love.
Speaker 6 (53:32):
That's good now, Daphne. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke today. But the good news is just
for playing for to give you some tickets to see
the Mariners take on the Kansas City Royals on July
third at Tmobile Park. Awesome, Ashton. Anything kind you want
to say to Daphne before she leaves or you want
to double down?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
You know I lost because you didn't vote for me.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
Yes, Ashton. You ruined it for her, Yes in Ashton's day,
So thanks for being on Daphne. Come back again soon.
We're gonna do wind Brooks Blocks the same time tomorrow
Speaker 7 (54:06):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We got a brand new full hour for you. Welcome
to the show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and we're so you know, honestly, our full hour listeners
are my favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh wow, some guy listening for seventeen hours.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Who's really mad that you heard them?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Run the people that tune in for this part of
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes, you're dedicated, You're amazing, and you have it. I
think we got some great stuff for you today. We
got a brand new say Yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
We got some fun TikTok stories. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh wow, I don't know how I feel about Jeffrey's
take on the judge one.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I know I'm a little off on that line.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're why sum it up in a second? We love
always to read your comments. What do you see, Alexai?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah I saw one from shaw Me who said Alexis,
please read my comment pretty please.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'll die.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
And Brook, my favorite number is also seventeen. It was
my college soccer number and it's tattooed on me.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Should I get a.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Tattoo of you guys next?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Oh that's so cool?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That should settle the debate. You and jeff always fight
over seventeen. Whoever gets it tatted first, it's no.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You want me to go into my connection with seventeen,
we'll be here for the least two. But it didn't
start with my soccer number in high school. So you
could just tell people that you have my soccer number
tattooed on you.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Look at that, it's your num.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
What that claim too?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And one doesn't love to celebrate my illustrious high school
soccer career. Hey, thanks for the tattoo idea, and listen,
we're gonna get your full show started right now.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
We've all seen TV shows and movies where the family
gets contentious after a death and somebody challenges what's written
in grandma's will. It's broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
In the movies. I've seen it in real life.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, well it did just happen in real life where
a family in Vancouver, BC had their eighty four year
old grandmother pass and in her will, she left her
entire million dollar estate not to her children or her
grandchildren or even hers, but to her much younger professional
companion and male escorts. The side piece of the man's
(02:12):
name is Simon Garston, and he couldn't be more thrilled
with the situation.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm sure he didn't suggest it once or twice or
eighty times.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm sure there was no. Yeah, it turns out
your hand over the signature.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
When the woman was seventy nine, her husband passed, so
she immediately turned to the services of various male escorts,
including Simon, for overnight visits and more.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
How does it seventy nine year old woman know how
to even content?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Why are you asking Brook while you're.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What side is it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Okay, I guess texted in seventy five nine too. If
you have some recommendations for her.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
But they can't navigate emojis, but suddenly she can find
it companion online if you're motivating.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
But the family's argument is grandma was frail, vulnerable, obviously
was taken advantage of it. Probably Simon's argument it was
the opposite. Grandma was the dominant one, and he's got
pictures to prove it.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Please don't submit the photos.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, a trial is scheduled for next month, so we'll
keep you updated, maybe even send Digital Jake down to
the courtroom to be our legal correspondent right after he
finishes with the shock collar question of the day. So, Jake,
I'm hoping you can be fair and unbiased with your
coverage and make sure to get those alleged photos of
(03:43):
Granny being dominant because we all need to see that.
So trivia first, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Today is World Refrigeration Day.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes, it's so hot outside.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The one holiday keeping you're left over safe, your oat
milk smug and your dad's eight folt the rea lasting
just a little bit longer. Yeah, but do you guys
know which grocery store items are actually recommended by USDA
a store inside your ice box, and which ones aren't.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I can sometimes recommended it required, is not required?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You'll have to tell me. During a special frigid or
fudget plenty of twenty you guys, say number one through twenty,
I'll give you a popular grocery store item. You just
have to tell me is it recommended you frigid or
fudget recommend it?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Okay, not required.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We'll start with the woman whose eyelash wax must be
kept cold at all times.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Alexis waxy waxing their eye.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Obviously hasn't waxes eyelashes in a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Three alexis Yes, alexis your food item is a package
of flour tortillas. After opening, you a fridge it or
do you fudget?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, we used to always have a bag of tortillas.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Always put and everything in the fridge.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
But weird, doesn't it doesn't it get soggy when you
put it in the fridge, though it can, Yeah, like
your bread. My parents would do that. Drive me nuts,
get these soggy pieces of toes. They would pay it for.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I mean, I guess if you got it really hot
and sweaty and the bag had condensation in it when
you put it in the fridge.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah, we eat straight out of the bag with our mouths.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
But does it say refrigerate after opening on the packages?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't think so. I want to say fudgets.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Alexis says fudget. You got a fridge and it helps.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
From it molds?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Broke it your turn?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Like Alexis voted against what she does.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeh, keep yourself guessing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I don't even trust myself. YEA, all right, I'm gonna
go five brook.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Your food item is maple syrup. After opening, do you
frig it or fudget?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Dude, maple syrup right now is so expensive you should
actually just put it in a safe.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It was like twenty bucks. We always put it in
the fridge afterwards. So I'm going to say we frigid.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Never, Brook, trusting herself, says frigid. Yeah, really again, on's open.
It can grow mold if left out too long. A
lot of sugar going off.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Mold prides extra flavor on the pancakes.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It's like dirt. Jeff, I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
How do you know, Brooke, because I've eaten mold before
accident many times.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Jose, it's your turn. Three and five have been chosen already.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's go seven.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Jose.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Your food item is a bag of walnuts? Do you
free walnut?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Fudget?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Why would you need to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Refrigerate your nuts?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I think at this point the question is can't it
grow mold?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
My mom likes to freeze her nuts.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh why, what's the benefit just.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
To preserve them? They stay fresh longer, they can't get
like soggy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm gonna say that I don't see any need for this.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think you're trying to trick me. So they it
is not need to be refrigerated.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
What's my answer, fudget?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Fudget?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Ose, I would never try to trick you, Jose says fudget,
got a fridge. It nuts can go rantid quickly. Not
of natural oils on walnuts.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
The grocery store, they don't keep walnuts.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
In the free opening. It's always after How.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Do you open a walnut and not eat it?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
A bag of walnuts are gonna eat a whole bag?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
But they already have like holes in the bags and
they're already nuts, Like they're already nutted in the bag.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I think, check your bags home, check my nuts climate.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's a good rule of thumb for everybody. Check your nuts. Jeffrey,
it's your Turing three, five, and seven have been chosen
to get this right, to keep the game alive.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm not sure Jeffrey even owns a refrigerator.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
You always send someone else to fetch the food. But
let me get nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, Jeffery, your food item is natural peanut butter. Wow,
Fridget dodge.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Natural peanut butter is disgusted, like yeah, like comes it
all separates into a bunch of different.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Ingredients what I eat literally every morning too. Yes, from
remember when they.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There's a peanut butter question, They're like, no, there's all
these ingredients in it.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I'm like, no, it's literally just peanut oil. And it's
just peanut oil.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I know. That's why it's gross. Get all the extra
cool pemnicles and stuff in there, and it's tasty. Yeah,
natural peanut butter. Well, if Brook eats it, she must
keep it by her desk, and so there's no way
she fridges. And I'm gonna say, fudge.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It, Jeffrey says, fudge it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
We all fudged it.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
You have it in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Separate.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
If it's in the fridge after you stun, then you
put it in the fridge and the oils don't separate.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Too many stuffs exactly right, Brook knows. Brook has one
today's edition.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You can't eat my food, nobody will die.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Brook gets to choose who get shocked while singing cherry
Pie by Warrent. Who's that going to be?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm gonna go with you, jeff just for your anger
over natural peanut butter refrigerated food.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I don't want to chores with peanut butter.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, sheese my cherry pie, cool drink of water, such
a sweets cherry pie.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Ja do refrigerate it. You have to turn it tomorrow
to find out that's your chock colic question of the day.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
We got your phone tap coming up and few minutes Brooke.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
You ever think about how you would react if you
met an ultra famous, bona fide aless celebrity.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow, not cool.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I've never been cool.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like if Alexis ever got to speak to Michael B. Jordans,
I can't even imagine what supersonic pitch her voice would hit.
But one of our listeners got to brush elbows with
celebs because she was invited to attend the Grammys, and
when she found herself sitting next to an actual A lister,
(10:35):
she didn't fangirl, I'll say that. But what she did
do might be the biggest regret of her entire life.
The moment has haunted her for years, and now she's
gonna share her cringey story in a brand new mass speaker.
It's coming up right now. Confession I can't take back
(10:57):
el arm mouse speak text to seventy eighty five nine
two says I sleep with four night lights in my room.
I'm thirty four, and I tell everyone there for ambiance,
But the truth is I'm terrified of the dark. I mean,
(11:18):
growing up, I had two lava lamps and a light
bright in my room for that exact same reason.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All night.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
It's supposed to be a safe place.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I just feel like a well, whether you want to
confess your biggest fears or your embarrassing childhood room decor
you can do it here anonymously and judgment free.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Hopefully. On the mass speaker, we have a woman who
wants to come clean today using the fake name Tammy.
So Tammy, welcome to the show. Oh Tammy?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah? You doing okay? Tammy?
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, be careful, Tammy. I thought this was a safe
place to tell your truths today, but I'm not sure now,
So good luck changer is on.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Don't close your eyes, Jeff, I'm afraid you're the mass speaker.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
So a couple of years ago, I used to live
in LA and my best friend at time was able
actually to get us into the Grammys and seat.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Sillers oats are Oh yeah, when celebrities have to go
to the bathroom, someone will come take their seats, so
there's no empty.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Seats, not just the bathroom. If they want to hook
up outside too. There's a lot of that at the show.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I'm sure celebrities don't do anything naughty.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, they're not doing drugs in the limo.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
They're perfect. Okay, that's awesome. You got to be a
seat filler.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah, we were so excited.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
I mean, that's a great job.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's so cool.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
So we got all dressed up, We're ready to blend
in and at one point we actually got seated right
near the front. It was amazing. And I'm sitting right
next to Bruno Mars.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
No good thing. You're not sitting in front of him
else he couldn't see the stage.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yeah, on the head totally.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
And I'm trying to r not to fangirl, and I'm
just I'm trying to seem cool.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
You know.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
My friend is sitting next to me on the other side.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
It was going great, and this is the part that
I'm just horrified at. So I see another I'm just
gonna say famous singer nearby. I'm not gonna say who
it was, Okay, And I am just I just turned
into it.
Speaker 10 (13:29):
Okay, you start.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Being rude or is a fangirl?
Speaker 10 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Maybe are you like trying to overcompensate for being a fangirl,
Like you're trying to be too cool, so you come
off kind of rude. Yeah, yeah, totally, Okay, Okay, why
what happened?
Speaker 11 (13:46):
So I'm looking at this other singer and I lean
over and I say to my friend, oh my god,
I'm sorry, but that dress is absolutely hideous. Oh out
who I didn't realize that the host of the show
is actually standing in the aisle right next to us.
Oh so the microphone picked up what I said.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh, oh my gosh, I know.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Right, so it went out over the loudspeakers. I mean,
thank god it's during a commercial, not broadcast, but oh,
my job, Like the entire room went silent.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Was the most horrible feeling ever, Like, who.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Do you think you are? Joan Rivers? That's her job only.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
And so the host turns around. She looks at us
like we're the worst people.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
In the world.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Even Bruno Mars looked at me. I mean, okay, technically
he's wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
I can't see that. I could feel it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, how fast did they tackle you?
Speaker 11 (14:42):
H Like you said, two security guys show up immediately
politely tell us to get up.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I bet your friend was so mad because you ruined
the job for her that you.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Got invited to.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Yeah, terrible, and it's my first time. She'd been doing
it for years and now she can't go back. Oh no,
I still totally feel like crap. I mean every time
I think of it, it's just still crunch worthy. And
I'm going to owe her dinner like for the rest
of my life.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
She was actually hideous, though. I was just curious.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
It was Grammys.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
They really try to go overboard with Sasha.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, you got to be a seed feller, the toy
that doesn't hit quite as hard the same. I can't
imagine how that would feel to be escorted out of
the Grammys opportunity.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
It's one sentence that you yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, I mean, out of all the things, why couldn't
have been you fangirling? You're saying something amazing about They.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Got her kicked out too, though, Why couldn't the microphone
pick up? Oh my god, Bruno MOR's is actually taller
than I thought. Oh no, this is a lot.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I mean, we weren't spposed to talk at all. It
was just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You kind of dabbled over it. But did they actually
tell you, like, you're never allowed back here?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Yeah, Oh absolutely.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Oh, I mean that's kind of a cool flex to
be blacklisted from one of the biggest award shows of
all times. Yeah, none of us are blacklisting. No, yeah,
that's a goal of ours. So you actually have it
better than us. Sure, does it make you feel a
little bit better, Tammy to at least tell the story? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
No, I want to go back to the Grammy.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh man, I learned my lesson never to say anything
rude about anybody else ever again just everyeh.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh okay, she says it in her head all the time. Yeah,
I don't want to know what she's saying about us.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
Yeah, so you're just lucky.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I can't see your dresses.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I know you think you're.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Tammys and T shirt.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
There you go. Well, thanks for coming on and sharing that,
Tammy and text in seventy five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding onto, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next
mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
We've been doing these print calls for a little while now,
and sometimes the hardest part is coming up with a
good premise. Oh yeah, you know a realistic way to
fool them. Yeah, sometimes it's figuring out when is the
exact moment to spring it on them and let them
know it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Oh yea.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
But for some people, especially Brook, the hardest part is
not laughing in the middle of the call.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Sometimes it's just so funny because.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Once you come up with the idea, there's definitely gonna
be some funny lines and you have to keep a
straight face otherwise you're gonna blow it and you only
have one chance to do it right. So see how
Brooke does in your phone town right now?
Speaker 12 (17:54):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Is this Jessica?
Speaker 8 (17:57):
Yeah, he's this.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
My name's Helen high Water and I'm calling from Netflix
customer service.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Well, we wanted to call and ask you. Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:11):
I haven't had any issues at all. Yeah, everything is fine.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
It's not really what I'm talking about. I mean, okay,
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Because recently we noticed something concerning regarding your account.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Is this about my my credit card? I had a
few issues a while back, like a couple months ago.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
But I.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, no, no, no, your payment is up to date.
For some reason, our system picked up something. How do
I say alarming. I mean it said you watched nine
consecutive episodes of the show Is It Cake?
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Wait, I don't.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I don't think that's something to be alarmed by. I'm confused.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I was hoping it was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's that's eight and a half more episodes than the
average viewer.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
What.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
I don't even know what this means. Means. It's just
a good show that I like it.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
See that type of viewing pattern got flagged in our
depression algorithm.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
What yeah, depression algorithm?
Speaker 12 (19:14):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, per our contract with you, when you binge a
show like that too much, it falls, like I said,
in the depression category, and we are obligated to offer
you a service called Theraflex.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's a therapist for Netflix.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Because I'm sorry, this feels like.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
A lot, I know, I know, like a lot, and
it feels like you're dealing with some sort of inner
trauma or difficult emotional baggage.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
Really, just because I watched Is It Cake?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yes, there's that, and the system also picked up that
you watch the entire first season of the Floor Is
Lava is a good show.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Let's be honest with each other.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I mean, we both know that the title of the
Flora's Lava does allude to a show that is entertaining.
We all know that the actual content is not.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
There's not anything bad about it.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Like what you're saying, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
You see denial from some of our viewers sometimes.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So you know what, I'm gonna have Dale call you
later today. He's a licensed there afflicts and.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
He's gonna I don't need to talk to Dale.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He's just going to try to talk you down from
where you're at. We are very concerned.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Yeah, okay, I'm not depressed. These are positive, happy program Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
According to our research, that's not actually true. See if
you enjoy something like you know, Squid Game, which is
you know, we know, very violent and bloody, or maybe
what hut for the Zodiac Killer, Now those are the
type of programs that provide more of a healthy normal
escape violent.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
Now what your okay, I think I think it's a
personal decision what you watch, and I don't think you
are You don't control that. No, Well, the fact that
you're calling and what.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I mean, I'm just saying that I see that you
watched all twenty four episodes of Emily in Paris, and
that shouts to me, help me, I'm sad.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Help me, I've got Okay, So you're just going through
my entire viewing history.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Who else watches Emily in Paris?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Do you the real life Hannibal Lecter or real life
Hannibal We're.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Making a documentary on him, so that's how I know that.
If you don't know, he's a person that eats humans?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
What like eats them like as a snack?
Speaker 8 (21:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I just don't want to see you there, okay. I
don't want to see you get there?
Speaker 12 (21:40):
So you want to see me? You don't want to
see me where you?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (21:46):
Could you say that again?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Eat mam? Are you okay?
Speaker 11 (21:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
No, okay, I don't want to see you eating humans?
Speaker 12 (21:57):
Eating humans?
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Great.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I'm going to need you to transfer me to a
customer service or your supervisor.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just need to know.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I mean, what else do you need to know?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
What if I'm eating humans?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Well, it's just laying in again.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I can't.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
I should have written it out.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You don't have Disney Plus or anything?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Do you?
Speaker 12 (22:14):
I have everything else? Yeah, I'll be canceling Netflix, but
after it's.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Much worse than I imagined.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I mean, what The only cure that I can see
for this is through a prank phone call, which luckily
your brother has set up for you.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
What what what are you?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Your brother Patrick emailed us this morning. This is actually
broke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Oh my goddess, he.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Was at your place and that your Netflix. Apparently your
Netflix queue is very embarrassing.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Are you kidding me? I will defend it, Cake till
the end of days. Have you watched it? It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
This is going to call for a team of experts.
I think, Oh my god, wake up.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Grand romantic gestures while you're dating someone, Yes, good, Yeah
for sure, Grand romantic gestures after you've broken up. Still good.
But maybe a little too little, too late.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It depends on the breakup.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I guess that's true.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Today, I'd like to give our listeners grand romantic gesture
the Goldilocks treatment. We'll hear it and decide was it
too hot, too cold or just right? When we go
through it in a brand News Say Yes to the
X that's coming up right after this. It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. And you don't meet a lot
(23:43):
of guys anymore who are true romantics except for maybe Bezos.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, dude, he.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Bought an entire island in Italy, forced all of the
locals to move just so he could have the perfect
wedding sery.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Is that a romantic or is that just a narcissistic
only rich guy?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That Roman Bezos would go to the ends of the
earth for that lady, and he would buy the ends
of the earth and displace all of those people too.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He's just surprised that she came back on that spaceship.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
You know, even though our listener today may not have
the means of a billionaire, he does have the heart
of a trillionaire. And I feel like his romantic story
is going to tug at the heartstrings of all our
female listeners and our female co hosts as we do
another edition of Say Yes to the X. So let's
(24:40):
talk to him. I hope this is right. It's is
it Barrick with a brick Barrick?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Yes, Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, did you displace people out of their home in
the name of love?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I mean maybe if I had the money.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Everyone he doesn't have the means of a billionaire, but
has the same heart.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
So tell us about your ex that you're hoping to
reunite with. What's her name?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Yeah? Absolutely, her name is Jenna.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Jenna. Just even how you say it, you can tell
you miss her.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah. We broke up a couple of months ago, actually.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Okay, and it's been hard on you.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Yeah, that's putting it lightly.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
How long were you guys together?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
We did it for gosh, probably five and forty nine days.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Probably and a half am I doing it?
Speaker 8 (25:35):
Yeah, a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Nobody's counting though.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Okay, I mean sounds like it doesn't remember. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Can we ask why you broke up?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
She felt like I wasn't putting enough effort into the relationship,
which I don't know. I feel like all I did
was put an effort, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Sometimes the effort you're putting in is a different type
of effort than she's wanting.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's like those love language things, they don't match up,
you know.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
But it sounds like you were pretty blindsided by the breakup.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Oh my God, implored me. Guys.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh okay, I'm guessing you haven't dated anyone else.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Okay, So what's happened in the last two months since
you guys broke up? How have you been doing?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Yeah? When we broke up, I really wanted to prove
it to her and proved what my effort like, how
far I would go for her.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Oh you were hoping?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Okay, you were post breakup? Okay, I get it.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
How did you try to prove that you were willing
to put in the effort after the breakup?
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Well, I knew she was going on a girl's trip
to Mexico, and I knew the hotel she was staying
at because she claimed the Well, we were still together. Okay,
I booked a ticket.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You didn't buy a plane ticket to a surpriser, did you?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh God, yeah, you show You showed up to her
girl's trip in Mexico.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
You got to understand, like, I've seen this in every
single movie.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Oh God, Okay. Can we get more support from the
room for his effort of romance?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
He says, I've seen it in movies. It's never gonna
end well.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Brother, this is what she meant. You're putting in a
lot of work, but in the wrong avenue.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Know that I can't judge it until we know how
it actually went.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Were how fun? What was her reaction when you showed up?
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Well after I waited in the lobby for about five hours,
she and her friends they came through and they were
all dressed up, all ready to go out for dinner.
And I had a bouquet of flowers in my hand,
and I shouted across the hotel lobby, is this enough
effort for you?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
I like it? I like it? Did she.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Did?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
She swoon right there?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Everyone was shocked. It was awesome, I guess right. So
I took her aside and I told her, like Jenna,
I'm here to win your heart back. And I just
don't understand this because she didn't see it that way
at all.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What are you kidding me? What is wrong with this woman?
I mean, she said she wants effort. Here, you are
putting in all the effort in the world and she
doesn't appreciate it. God women, right, Brook?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, I just really think you misread her boundaries like this.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Well, she never told me not to come to Mexico,
which that's on her.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Brook when she wrote when she broke up with you,
that is her telling you that she doesn't want you
to come anywhere.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Guy's supposed to read between the lines and figure that out.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Kill me.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Also, like the girl's trip, it's called a girls trip,
it is girls only. That alone should have stop you
from going.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
She should have put that in the rule book somewhere.
That was the case. Now we don't know that. What
happened when you talk to her in the.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Lobby, Yeah, she told me I shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Is it like, oh my god, you shouldn't.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Have Yeah, it wasn't one of those.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Okay, so you heard her message in the lobby.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Yeah, so she left with her friends and you left.
I waited in the lobby for like another four hours, and.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Whoa for her to come back from dinner obviously, so
she can yell at Hi because he's still there. Don't
listen to everybody else in the room. You're fine, I know.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Did you see her again?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Yeah? I mean she came back from dinner this time.
I don't say anything to her. I want to give
her some space. And he does see me, but she
just went up to her room, and I just stayed
at the resort for like three more days because I'm
not going to fly home. I'm not going to leave.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Different.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
She never said we were over for good. She said
the problem was effort. So this is my last sho.
So after this, I just I give up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay, Well that's good.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Well this is going to be the get her on
the phone, just move on we again.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Remember we don't have to get her on the phone.
She is already on the other She's just waiting to
talk to somebody. She doesn't know who that person is.
She's going to be so mad, she's going to be
so excited. She wanted effort, and here is the maximum effort.
We're gonna come back and we're gonna let you talk
to your ex Jenna, and everybody in the room is
(30:36):
going to support you one hundred percent. When we connect
you to for say yes to the X.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
I want the world to know how much I love her.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Oh, ok, We're gonna do it coming up right after this.
Hold on, man, I'm a little bit surprised. But during
the break, right after part one, Brooke came to me
and she said she actually endorsed. Is this second whole heart?
I did not say that, not in those exact words,
(31:06):
but she said that she's a fighter for love and
she believes Barrek is doing the right thing and following
his heart.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I don't, and I wish you would drop the sarcasm
right now, because I think it's really talk.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
It would be really nice if you would say yes
to the Jeff at some point during this segment, because
Jeff is over here fighting for a lot.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Now they're talking about yourself a third person. What is happening?
Did your brain short circuit?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Okay? Cook? My question to you is if the roles
were reversed and a woman did this, would you tell
her to follow her heart and go fight for her man?
Or would you say, you know what, let him go
and go hook up with the toothless bouncer outside copy.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
That is exactly what you need right now, my man.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You do not need your ex You need to go
find somebody else just to help you get over this.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Okay, This is a big, like a three sixty turn
from what you were saying to me out in the hall.
If it's just joining us. We're in the middle of
a segment called say Yes to the ex where one
person Barrick in this case, has told us he was
broken up with because he was not putting in enough effort.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, and then Barrick made a decision.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
To put in the effort and flew down to Mexico
to surprise his ex girlfriend Jenna to try and win
her back.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
You forgot surprise her during her girl's trip to Mexico.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Those are just words.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, we stay at the hotel after she said she
didn't want to see him for three more days. Yeah, wild, what's.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Your what's your point that you do crazy things for love?
I agree? Yeah, So now that his now this is
his last chance to show Jenna that he is willing
to put in the effort for her and possibly win
her back. Or he said after this he's going.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
To give up for us, Okay, And is that true? Barrick,
You're going to give up if this doesn't work. We
get your word on that.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Yeah, I think I've made that decision.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, I think you will.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, bro, I mean honestly though, Barrick, like, give it
a shot, give her one last effort.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Sure, but see, that's the commitment to love that if.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
It doesn't work out, you really do have to leave
her alone and move on.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Okay, okay, all right, got it. And just like all
of these segments, Jenna is waiting on the other line
on hold right now. She can't hear what we've been
talking about.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
She has no idea why she's on the phone.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I don't know if she thinks this is a contest
or it's like a prank call.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Who knows.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
But our producer has convinced her to come on the show.
You got this. We're all gonna be quiet, and I'm
gonna punch her up. I'll just talk to her a
little bit before I bring you on. Okay, okay, deep breath.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Crying like she hears his voice and she's.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Like, yes, this could be the sweet moment that we've
all been hoping for it. But let me punch her up. Hey, Jenna,
you there, Hey, thanks for being on with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Do we have to say her name?
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I just don't know how she's gonna feel about.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
This, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah, I know you're probably a little confused, wondering why
you're here, So I'm just going to get right to it.
We're doing a segment called Say Yes to the X
and I know in this situation, it really hasn't been
that long since you broke up with this person. It's
only been a few months.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
Oh my god, are you serious right now?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Do you know who we're talking about already?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I'm talking about your ex, Barrick. Yeah, he's actually on
the phone with us right now with something important to
say to you. Barrick, go ahead, talk to Jenna.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Hi, sugar Bear, comes.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Come on, you're doing great. Talk to her.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
I'm sorry to surprised you like this.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
You know again, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Look? I just need to say this because I think
you're right. I could have been a better boyfriend. And yes,
I should have put in more effort when we were together.
I just look, I never once remembered your birthday without
Facebook's help. That is true. I will own it. I'm sorry, Derek.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
Do you even understand why we broke up?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
You said it was efward.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Okay, Okay, that was just in general. Look, the emotional
support was never there from you. Like anytime I would
text you I was having a rough day, you just
texted me that's like a thumbs up emoji.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
What is that? Wait? I don't understand you said, stop
trying to fix all your problems and just support you.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Oh my god, there a thumbs up emoji is not
supporting me.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Okay, well I don't know. I mean, should I have
sent like a hug emoji? I don't know?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
You you are not You're not getting it.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
But but you never even got to see half of
what I planned for you in Mexico. I mean I
bought a whole buffel bag of surprises for you. Seriously.
I had T shirts made for us that said Signor
and Senorita Reunited Tour.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh god, you wanted to wear matching T shirts in
Mexico during her girls trips.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Surprise were a couple agains, no idea, though they're really cute.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
I still have the T shirts. Oh okay, no listen.
Speaker 12 (36:36):
Eric, Look, I was planning on talking to you after
the term anyway, okay. And then the front desk gave
me that weird scrap book that you made.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Do you like it?
Speaker 12 (36:48):
You took the picture of my face and you pasted
it on Sophia Rigar's body.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
I'm just trying to do what you said and put
an effort.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Why would you, son, Sophia.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Not the effort that I had in mind, Barreck.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Okay, before we let you go, Jenna, the entire point
of this segment is we need to ask you a
very important question, and that question is will you say
yes to your ex give Breck another chance?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
I think you need to be as clear as possible
with your answer here.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
Look, I'm sorry. You're a good guy and you have
a good heart, and I know that when you meet
the right person, it won't feel like you have to
put in all this effort. You'll just kind of do it,
you know, naturally, because it's the thing that makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, Barrett's is that a yes or a no?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Jenna?
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Just to translated no, Okay, Hard Barrick go your answer.
That's your answer, and you know you did a great
job putting in all this effort for her. But do
you have anything you want to say to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (37:51):
I mean, I appreciate you hearing me out.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, Okay, you put your heart out there and that
you gave it a good shot.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
It won't be like she said, it won't be this
hard when you meet the right person. Okay, It'll be easy.
You just need to go eat some ice cream, do
whatever you need. To do to get over this resort
in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, take yourself on a vacation.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
There was somebody with Sophia Vergara's body that is just
perfect for you right now.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yes, for every man, there's always yes.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
At this point, I would appreciate it if I could
just get my scrap book back.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh you want it back? Probably?
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Yeah, I don't have it. I left it at the front.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Desk, and okay, well it looks like another trip down
to Mexico to recover your note book.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
All right, you know, can I just say something here,
just one thing I need you to understand. The whole
time I was down there, your girlfriends they called me.
They were trying to talk to me, and I didn't
make a move on any one of them.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I highly doubt that they.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
All want him.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
But he said, no, I am saving myself for Jenny.
The phone calls. That's the perfect way to end this
edition of SA Yay, keep in touch with us.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
But don't keep in touch with Jenna.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Remember that's the plant, you know, just her friends.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Yeah, no, Jeffy brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
So real quick. Just wanted to thank Barrek for bravely
coming onto our show, putting himself out there and being
emotionally vulnerable with us, because it's not easy to do
that when it feels like the whole world is against
you and your heart's telling you to chase after love,
but everybody's telling you no. He decided to give it
a show.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, when everybody telling you no, it is literally the
person you want to be with, you need to listen
to that. I don't understand how you keep glossing over
this like that it was a good thing.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
This is like just the big difference between what you
see in a movie and what.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Happens in real life.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Totally, don't get on that plane and chase after her, gentlemen,
if you have not spoken to her, if it's.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
A girl's trip or it's a boy's trip, do not
show up to it.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Yes and easy. Hollywood should be ashamed for putting that
sort of filth anywhere and encouraging the youth of the
country to believe in I always thought I was going
to chase a girl through an airport and kisser one.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yet yeahs always gets in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
So hopefully Brek got some closure out of this and
he can finally move on it might take a bit,
it sounds like, but this was a crucial step. It
did give me a great idea, though, to do a
scrapbook of this morning show called Our Journey so Far
with Jose's head on Sophia Vergara's body, Brooks head on
Jason Momoa's body, and my head on my own body
(40:39):
from ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
We're also leaving that one at the lobby, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Need my Vikings costume photo back from your desk so
I can't use it scratching set. If you ever need
some help in your love life, we can help you out.
Just email the show. We'll call your exes for you.
We'll do whatever you need to get your closure, whether
or not. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
What's the best present to bring for a children's birthday party?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
One, Mom's going viral for her controversial non gift idea.
Plus maybe the most embarrassing thing to ever happen in
a courtroom, and we have the audio to prove it.
You're gonna hear all of that and more coming up
in a brand new TikTok click shot. We'll do it
right now. More hot gossip from the Bezos sweating in Italy.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Why are you.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Following this no one else because it's the biggest news
that's happening in non news on this show. I don't
understand why you're rooting against him, but mur is after
the vows. Jeff isn't gonna say I do. He's gonna
arch his back and scream TikTok shots. So cute. It's
(42:02):
TikTok click Shock, where we discuss the biggest TikTok videos
in the past week and all the hot Jeff Bezos
wedding gossip you can.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
He's just gonna say, I do own this entire country.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock. And
it's a controversial life hack from a mom in the
UK who was on her way to attend a kid's
birthday party.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Oh I love a good life hack, yeah, she says.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
When it comes to buying a present, yes, yeah, she
doesn't want to get the kids something that they don't
really want. It's just going to end up as clutter
in the house or in the garbage the next week.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
I mean, kids have so many choice, So she.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Has a different type of present that she likes to bring,
and I'll let her explain it.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
I like to bring a bag of rags, so you know,
when you're at a kid's birthday party and everyone wants
to help, but nobody knows how to help because they
don't know any where any of the cleaning stuff is.
So I bring my bag of rags. I bring cleaning
rags to wipe up sticky messes in the party. I
(43:03):
bring glad rap because you know, everyone wants to help,
but nobody knows where to find the glad rap or
the family has run out of glad raps, so you
can wrap up extra food at the kid's party and
put it in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
It's not the problem she thinks it is.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, doesn't she know we purposely act like we want
to clean.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Exactly right.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
What she's saying is she brings no present for the child.
Her gift is cleaning surprise that everyone can use to
help clean up after the party like they say they want.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
This is the only party she's ever getting invited to
her kid.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Now, why do I feel like she's the woman who
then grabs all the rags and brings them back home
with her too.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
It's not even like it's a gift that they get
to keep.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
The guys I counted, I'm missing two raps.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
So is her idea helpful or does it kind of
blend into rudeness?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's like on the board borings.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
The one comment is this is so thoughtful. As a mom,
I would appreciate this so much. But others said this
is pretty weird, not gonna lie, and one person commented,
who the hell are you to bring cleaning products to
a host house that's not a present. That's an insult
to the owner.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Seriously, I actually can see that.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
I could clean.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, I mean sure, help would the dishes put them
in the dishwasher?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
That'd be awesome. But other than that, yeah, why you
dusting my mantles?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
That's her controversial hack for kid's birthday party gives. That's
a TikTok click shock here next TikTok click shot happened
in Colorado when a lawyer had to plead his case
for his client and he only had a certain amount
of time to do it. So that can be pretty
nerve wracking. And if you haven't heard this already, you're
about to listen to maybe the biggest mistake you could
(44:53):
possibly make when addressing a district judge in the courtroom. Okay,
here it is. This could have been three he's separate, but.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
It wasn't three separate.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Let's go with what happened in the keys.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Honey, Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I
don't know what to say to that. I apologize the
question here. I'm sorry. I've just been totally thrown.
Speaker 13 (45:17):
Yeah, I can imagine I'm a little thrown by that.
Speaker 8 (45:20):
Also, if I'm being honest, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 13 (45:23):
Well, go ahead, you've only gone a minute in seven.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
To make matters even worse. The guy was arguing whether
or not violent sexual assault should be considered a single
act or can they be broken down into multiple offenses?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
That was the most meaning.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
Like the question is, does it sound like an honest
mistake to you?
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Well, it sounds like he uses it all the time, Honey, Yeah,
I will.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Say in the video, sweet cheeks, I will say in
the video. The judge reacts when he says it with
a big smile at first.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
So because she knows how bad he just messed up, exactly,
happy smile.
Speaker 6 (46:06):
It didn't seem like she felt demeaned by it. It
seems like she felt like he didn't mean to say
that to her. Also something to consider. This is an
appellet lawyer for the state, so it's not the only
case he's going to have to do there. Every day
he has to get up in front of that same
judge again and again and again.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Which she probably knows him.
Speaker 6 (46:26):
And it is like, wow, Yeah, that was awkward and
a big TikTok click shot and your final TikTok click
shot is a news story about a woman in New
York named Jerry Leo, and the clip got over eight
hundred and fifty thousand views, focused on her crushing it
at the local gym.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
What a right?
Speaker 6 (46:48):
So why is that so special? Yeah, well, probably because
Jerry's over one hundred years old. What and she's been
going to her local ymca ever since it opened thirty
four years ago. Yeah, yes, she started at seventy. Here
she is talking about being a centurion and how important
it is to stay in great shape.
Speaker 13 (47:07):
The only thing I do is I exercise faithfully.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
I don't eat red meat.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I like the plank.
Speaker 10 (47:14):
It's fun.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Everybody tell the fighting plan.
Speaker 10 (47:18):
I'm a lot younger than her.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I chant that be kind be happy, be fearless.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Wait, you just passed the picture around, and she looks amazing.
Speaker 6 (47:31):
Over one hundred years old.
Speaker 15 (47:33):
She's gonna look me.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
She looks great, and you heard her secret. She doesn't
eat red meat. She's nice to people, and she's on
the Mediterranean diet, which is supposed to be one of
the healthiest diets that prolongs your life.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Might get these old people just say it's genetics.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's real.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
I mean, the exercise definitely helps.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
But yeah, there's always one oldie that's like smoked a package.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Yeah, just like the clip you heard. She regularly gets
applause and cheers from all her fellow Jim goes.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
They wouldn't it if you saw her in the corner?
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Yeah, But at the same time, it's kind of demeaning.
What's oh good for you?
Speaker 7 (48:08):
The fountain?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, oh wow, you made it out of bed, but
you did it.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
She's one and she can't hear it anymore.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
They say she's like a rock star. Whenever she shows
up to the gym, Nail just robs her do thing.
On top of that, Jerry just renewed her driver's license.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Okay, I'm Jerry.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
Looks I mean honestly, she looks seventy.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yeah, you call the police right now.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Those were your.
Speaker 7 (48:34):
Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Return player. Daphne is back with us today and her
track record against Brook is not great. Oh she's been
on five times, five ties all times. But she's come
back with a vengeance today. Daphne, what's gonna be different
this time around?
Speaker 8 (49:07):
I am guested guest.
Speaker 6 (49:10):
Does Ashton need to give you a little confidence boost
before we start the game? Daphne with one of his
infamous rousing speeches?
Speaker 8 (49:17):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Oh I don't want.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Wow, all right, never mind?
Speaker 6 (49:21):
Okay, all to helpe you lose.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Man? Okay, all right, Well I.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Don't think he wants to be your high man. He
wants to be Daphne.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Yeah, that really backfired on us, So Brooks leaving the studio.
Let's get to the game. Here thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win? Are you ready ready
as I can be? All right? You got this, Daphne?
Your time Ashton? Stop that, here we go. Your time
starts now. On this day, Elvis had his final performance.
(49:54):
What decade was it in sixties seventies or eighties seventies?
How many time zones does China to have? One? Five
or ten?
Speaker 8 (50:04):
Five?
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Bixby is the virtual assistant for what tech company?
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Oh my gosh ah.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
Androids Aries is the Greek god of what.
Speaker 8 (50:16):
Oh gosh ah.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Oh, oh my god. Daphney, your reactions are awesome. Every
question is just like.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Oh god, oh no, Like each question was a surprise.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah, because my brain is freezing.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
Brook is back in the studio. Now, I'm in pain
from laughing. Daphne's great, and she's gonna be taking a
train down the West coast to San Jose and Disney laugh.
So we always got to ask what's the food you're
most looking forward to?
Speaker 8 (50:56):
A Disney signets and the oh my goodness morning question.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
I know, I'm sorry that was my faults.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Maybe yeah, there's so much good food right now.
Speaker 6 (51:15):
And definitely I'm sorry for asking that question. Why don't
you take a break, let your brain rest for a
little bit. You can recover. Now, Brooke, it's your turn.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Think I'm more ready than she is.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Yeah, let's find out your time starts now. On this day,
Elvis had his final performance. What decade was it in
sixties seventies or eighties seventies? How many time zones does
China have? One? Five or ten?
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Five?
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Bixby is the virtual assistant for what tech company?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Microsoft?
Speaker 6 (51:43):
Aries is the Greek god of what water? In Which
decade was Netflix founded?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Ooh, nineties?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
What do you call the skateboard trick in which you
slide on a rail or a ledge grind? All right, yes, answers,
You're still you're still going, you're still trying to okay.
Ten seconds later, we're accepting your first guest from a
long time ago. Let's go to the scoreboard to see
(52:12):
how you did with Jse Jephne.
Speaker 9 (52:17):
You got one correct a out and it was a.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
Tomb one Daphne.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
I get a lot of guessing Brook three give.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
There you go. Now you're zero wins, five ties and
one loss.
Speaker 12 (52:34):
Actually the next one will be a win.
Speaker 6 (52:37):
There you go, positive attitude. Let's go over the answers
for everybody. Elvis had his final performance on this day.
The decade was the nineteen seventies. It was nineteen seventy seven,
his last show for China. There's only one time zone
for the entire country. Isn't that crazy? What house It's
biggest country. It's to promote national unity.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
Oh, it's just a communist thing.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
Yes, Its all of them together and they are the
number one happiest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Time doesn't exist.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Mixby is a virtual assistant for the tech company Samsung
the Galaxy license.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
I was going to go the way of being.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Yeah, oh yeah. Aries is the Greek god of war.
Netflix was founded in the nineteen nineties and on the
skateboard trick where you slide down a rail or allege
is grind grindings.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Hey, shout out to a c and trooper. Those are
the kids I hung out with in junior high when
I tried to be a skater.
Speaker 8 (53:31):
Love.
Speaker 6 (53:32):
That's good now, Daphne. I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke today. But the good news is just
for playing for to give you some tickets to see
the Mariners take on the Kansas City Royals on July
third at Tmobile Park. Awesome, Ashton. Anything kind you want
to say to Daphne before she leaves or you want
to double down?
Speaker 8 (53:51):
You know I lost because you didn't vote for me.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
Yes, Ashton. You ruined it for her, Yes in Ashton's day,
So thanks for being on Daphne. Come back again soon.
We're gonna do wind Brooks Blocks the same time tomorrow
Speaker 7 (54:06):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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