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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's brig and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a
brand new full show for you today, a full hour
for your enjoyment or punishment, however you look at it,
however you use the podcast. We're just glad you're here. Yeah,
and it's our always our favorite day because it's our
what's on your mind day? And jeff has entered a new,
frightening stage of life. Sure this is difficult for him. Yeah,
(00:24):
and alexis, my goodness, aren't you popular? I had a
weird day. Yes, you're gonna hear what happened here coming up,
But first we love to highlight some of our favorite
comments of the day. Alexis, what do you see?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Cindy wrote a really sweet message. This is hello from
your number one South African fan. I'm besuring all your
past episodes. It's been amazing. But now for a confession.
I finished every episode. It was forced into the cruel
world of real time. Oh so last week I cheated.
I tried other podcasts, total flop.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nothing hits the same.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So now I'm back loyally re listening like the Desperate
and I am.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, you know what, Cindy, The more desperate the better.
That's how I like our family.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We knew you'd come crawling.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Back always all right, just for you, Cindy. A full
new hour starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Brooke, your daughter just graduated from elementary school.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh no, Brook's been said about it all week.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Why couldn't they have held her back a year?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But congratulations to Nora.
That's a big step for her. She's growing up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Stop talking about it's making me cry, Jess.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is reality, and I'm sure in the next few
years she's going to be getting her own cell phone.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, that's enough, and it'll be.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Fun to text her and chat with her while she's
at school and secretly track her every move because a
lot of parents these days use phones to track their
teenagers to make sure they're staying out of trouble, and.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm sure teenagers haven't figured out a way to block that.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now teens are actually using them to keep tabs on
their parents.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What oh, I have.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
My brother do that My mom's not answering her phone.
I'm like, he's your mom is please?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And parents are complaining about it, calling this new trend fambushing.
Fam play on ambushing, but with family where their teens
are bombarding them with texts and then showing up at
their locations unannounced.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
How have to.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
There's a woman named Christa who shared a fambushing incident
on TikTok where her daughter saw that she was out
eating Mexican food and the daughter just showed up, burst in,
ruined mom's private lunch and just ordered tacos and left.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
They're just showing up when they want free stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, or just to ruin your day.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So that could be your future soon, Brooke, you could
be fambushed. Just be careful about sharing your location with
Nora because she might randomly show up to the spot
you like to frequent after work, the CEO Motel on.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
The edge of town. We all know where you go.
When this is done, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Invite her because I was excited to see her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, I don't think she wants to see what mommy's
doing in that motel, but we're gonna move on.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Get to the shot Collins lesion of the day with
the man who.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Got clambushed on Tinder back in the day. His name
is Digital Jake. You know it's true, I was never
the same.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Let's do some questions.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Twenty seven years ago, on this day, a new invention
was unleashed on the world. They called it Windows.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Iconic Sound.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
It's the operating system that crashed computers more often than
Alexis crashes cars.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's a lot good job Windows.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
It was a time when the Internet made weird dial
up sounds, and a little cartoon paper Clip judged your
every type with his beady little eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I know, chat GPT's got nothing on Clippy.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
What other memorable events happened in the year nineteen ninety eight.
Let's pop in a floppy disc and reboot your brains
for a special straight out of ninety eight edition of
twenty of twenty day. You say number one through twenty,
I'll give you a piece of trivia from the year
Brook caught mono from her cousin nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Never I know, you go hard on me, but this is.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Out of no Guess what your cousin did.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Yeah, just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. And we'll start with the woman who was
nominated for Baby Rookie of the Year in nineteen ninety eight, Alextion.
She lost I don't oh yeah. Last Alexis. How about
a number nine nine the worst baby of nineteen ninety eight,
considering she wasn't born that year.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I think my family voted that year.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I was born before.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
That, right, that's why she finished last Brook Keep Alexis
in nineteen ninety eight, which sitcom ended its nine season
run with a finale watched by over seventy six million people.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, oh, it was waiting for my options. Yeah, I
gotta know it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wait, Okay, well, I know like everyone loves Seinfeld, but like,
did they have more than nine seasons?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That doesn't seem like I actually don't know Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, it sounds that's.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The only big one I know besides Friends, and I
think went into the two thousands?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Did it? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, so you remember Seinfeld.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm gonna say Seinfeld.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Jake, Alexis says Seinfeld. Yeah, that was sinfel. Seventy six
million people watching would be your clue. Big finale, no
mash but still a big finale. Brook, it's your turn.
Nine has been chosen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, since we're doing ninety eight, I'll choose eight then.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Okay, Brook, which novelty song debut to Night's ninety eight
and went all the way to number one. You have
options for this one. Is it the Cha chaw Slide,
Barbie Girl or Chocolate Salty Balls from South.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh and also blame Canada. Oh man, God, you know, honestly,
when you first said it, the first thing I thought
of was Barbie Girl. So I'm gonna go by aqua
Barbie Girl, Brook.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Says, Barbie Girl. No party for Barbie Girl there. Barbie
Girl was nineteen ninety seven, chaw Slide was two thousand,
Chocolate Salty Balls ninety eight, number one hit in the UK.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Isaac Ca is amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Is a UK because I was like, I don't remember
hearing them in the radio here.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I mean I remember us playing it like singing it
on the radio.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Jose were over to you. Nine and eight have been chosen.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
All right, Well let's just go seven.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Jose, which infamous parent trap star made her film debut
in ninety eight and tricked America into thinking she had
a twin.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, so are you pretending to her name? Was this?
What's her name? The mom?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Do you really not know this? You were the answer.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
I know of the mom movie Blonde Mom. Yeah, she's famous.
She's an actress since she was in parent Trap.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You guys are ruining my joke. I literally asked, Okay,
let's just go. Let's just go with lowhand.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
That's absolutely so easy. See her back in Freaky Your
Friday in theater soon, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I hardly know him.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No way, got your tickets yet, jeff Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Seven eight, nine are off the Board ten in nineteen
ninety eight, which movie featured a world ending asteroid Bruce
Willis with a drill and an Aerosmith power ballad that
made you cry even if you were just watching it
on the plane.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Stay you wake right just to hear on.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yes right, kind of weird. Live Tyler was in that,
and Stephen Tyler's the guy you're saying that song right?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that's why they did that, though a little straight.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's it is weird to sing the romantic song about
your daughter getting plowed on the moon.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, but a you break your heart and game that's.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Alexis. We're back to you need a number per Before
we had Twitter drama, what real life? White House drama
dominated eight headlines involving two people and one terrible decision
to keep on a blue dress.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh no, and then keep the dress. Yea Twitter, you're
just saying no, he's just saying that. Yeah, it was
a lot of political drama before, before we had social
media to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The president.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
One thing I can sleeping with someone Afair, Well, you.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Need to be more specificals on her name.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Betty.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Betty can show me Betty absolutely, Monica Lewis, President Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
She just started a podcast. It's pretty interesting. Really, she's
like interview after that.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Wrong answer, I'm gonna give it to the boys.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Plenty of all right, well should we do a girl
group shock while they're saying Iris by the Goo Goo
Dolls one of the top songs of nineteen ninety eight,
good Luck Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I saw the Googoo Dolls with no doubt in bush.
They were terrible.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Oh what.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
She caught Mono at that concert day, But not for
my cousin.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
All right, uh, and I don't don't want the world
is good.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ain't understand.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I wish I didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's about how it sounded at the concert.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, we got to see some desist from the Googoo
Dolls immediately, So that's your shock collar question.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Of the day. We got your phone to have coming
up right.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
After that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
A lot of workplaces try to build team camaraderie by
doing casual Fridays where everybody dresses down. But at our jobs, yeah,
I mean, Alexis already wears ugs pretty much every day.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Everybody wears uggs jet.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Jobs.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Brook literally dresses in a bathrobe sometimes, so.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Today's outfit feels like the gemas I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So that's why we have to take a different route
and come up with ultra themed days to bond, like
two tie Tuesdays where we double up on our neckties.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah, because you guys aren't fun.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
We also do maternity pant Mondays actually and no pants Novembers.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wait, wait all November.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But today today is my favorite theme dress day.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Wet T Shirt Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
The only one participating and why do you still have
because I believe in team camaraderie.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Okay, we're all going to be stopping with water and
wisdom to share during a brand new wet T shirt.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What's on your mind? Wednesday? We're doing it right now.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you never
know what your individual.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Body parts are thinking.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
That's because they like your stomach, for example, it probably
thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
We'll never know.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
The only body part whose thoughts we can't understand is
our brains. During this segment, What's on your mind, Well,
maybe tune into that one as we go around the
room and share what our body parts are thinking, starting
with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, I'm gonna stick with my brain.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
So I found something in my marriage that I absolutely love,
so obnoxious, and that is my mother.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
No wrong, he loves my mother. He loves my mother.
It's how helpful she is. She was recently at our
house and she lifts everything off of me. It is amazing.
I feel so taken care of. She does it all.
And then my husband is like, she folded my laundry,
she touched my underwear. She's making me breakfast. I don't
(12:10):
want breakfast right down, Like, how do you not see
this as a good thing?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Because it's the twenty first century and men can do
stuff on their own now instead of having to have
women come and do everything for them.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I like, this is the opposite of annoying. Like she
literally folded and put all of our laundry away. We
had mountains of it that hadn't been Puttingly.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Want your mom going through like your husband's underwear and stuff?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I mean, I'm at a point where when she leaves,
I immediately want her back. I like, I am ready
for my parents to move in. So amazingly helpful. I
can't even tell you.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So if your mother in law came over and started
going and doing all your laundry, you would you want
her there for another week?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
If she wanted to come over and do some chores,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Okay, challenge extended, Jose what's been on your mind?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, recently, this beautiful real estate agent lady slides into
my DMS for a little bit and she's like, hey,
so when are you gonna ask me out? You know,
very forward, which is great, and I tell her you
I'd love to, but I'm just completely honest. I am
so busy. I do a radio show in the morning,
then I streaming at night. Here and there we have
(13:22):
a comedy show, then I'm doing food reviews. And so
she's like, that is fine.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I totally understand when it comes up, though, you and me,
and I'm like, yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Sometimes sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She does, she was understanding.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Fast forward a month, I post about my comedy show
coming up.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I get a message from her and she's like, I'll
see you there. Cute, and I was like, yeah, cute.
I was like, she's actually kind of like putting an effort.
She knows I'm so busy. Maybe she's gonna make a
night out with her friends and see me.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah. She wants to support you in your career.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah. So I'm all excited.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm doing all the material. I'm excited for you. I
can't wait to see you. And then she replies, I'm
just I'm not coming to your show.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I was like, ouch, why would you kid about That's
not funny, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So I tell her I'm like, that was a little rude.
That kind of hurt. And she replies, the only thing
that's rude here is the fact that you haven't taken
me on a date yet.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I was like, whoa woman knows what she wants?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Tell me how quickly not to get a date?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah? No?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Literally, So how do I somehow have more dating drama?
Now when I'm.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Not dating, never heard than I did when I was
out trying to date.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I don't understand how it works. It doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Technique, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know if like mercury is in retrogradeer what.
But I had a weird thing happened to me the
other day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's go with that.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So I was at work and just out of nowhere,
I get a text from an ex. It's not a
bad thing, but it's just like you never expect it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're like, oh, especially middle of the date, middle of
the work day, it's just weird whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I go home and then I hear my phone ringing
and no one calls me. And I checked my phone
and it's a hookup from five years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Called me yes, and it's an accident. So I don't answer.
But then I text.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm like, hey, did you need something? And they're like, yeah,
I did, so I called back. They just wanted to
catch up that day.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
In the afternoon to force you to be on a
phone phone.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I mean, it's not like these people are drunk and
texting you. This is the afternoon, like two pm. This
is happening.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
You get drunk in the afternoon to text your.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Exercise can confirm not slurring. Okay, then I'm staying on
my couch.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Later the day, I'm thinking, how weird it's been.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What do I get texts from another person that I've
been with?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Did they also want something back?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Because all these guys seen of their new cat cred and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
They were talking to somebody I don't know, all know
each other. I have no idea what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And they say like good things are in threes.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know. It's a weird, strange thing. Now it's
strange thing.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Isn't for me?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's strange. It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's just four days, good for you?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right, to everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
The other day I decided to take a page out
of Brooks book. When I was at home, I thought,
why not pour myself a couple of tall glasses of
cheap boxed wine and unwrap an old toaster stradle.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Just sit on my couch.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah you deserve, I you know, unwinded the Idaho Way
and what happens. Barely made it through half a glass
of wine, passed out on my couch, frosting all over
my face.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Strong enough, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I'm not up to that level.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I wake up the next morning in the worst pain
of my life with horrible neck.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
And back pain from sleeping on a couch.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Oh yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Next mess up right now. From sleeping on a couch.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I had to basically crawl to get to breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You could basically taste the headache the first sip you
have of.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
A b Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
And have you ever tried to pee whle lying on
the floor. No, because that was me. Could not physically
stand to do it. Everything hurt for the whole day,
And I came to the realization I've officially aged out
of couch sleeping. Oh I used to used to be
my thing.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I can sleep anywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
This is a milestone I never wanted to reach in
my life. But now if I'm gonna do any hot
red wine strudal action going forward, I've got to do
it in my bed.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You know, you have to upgrade now that you're getting older,
to the big chair.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, the next level, that's work the age sixty seventy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Kick your feet off the next thing, you know, two PM,
your snooze.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, I just like how you're blaming the furniture and
not the box wine.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I've decided I'm too old for couch play in that
chapter of my life.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Has ended so different.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
And that's what's on our minds and text in the
seven eighty five nine two you could tell us what's
been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm so
angry with our engineers here at the studio.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
For us like keep us on air.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
They just fixed the text board.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So now we're getting all these texts from listeners telling
us what's on their mind.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
I love the text This one says, my crush is
finally texting me back.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So cute.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Even if the text says you've been blocked, please stop
contacting me, at least they texted you back that.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They blocked you spend your time wondering.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Another text says, listening from Colorado, you guys are awesome, awesome,
thank you. This is what happens when you legalize drugs
in a state. The shroom's texting in clearly. Another one says,
what's on my mind currently, I'm heading to the Holland
Tulip festival. Enjoying listening to you guys on the radio.
I love the show from the Netherlands. Jose is still
(18:57):
my favorite.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Sorry, Brook, please don't play the show in the a field.
My laugh disrupting.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
All And I'm assuming they're not actually listening on Netherlands radio.
Are we on in the Netherlands?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jeff? How many times do we have to explain to
you how podcasts work?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Explain it one more time?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, So the Internet is accessible to everyone.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, and if listeners wanted to go follow it, where
do we go?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You could go to YouTube and you can look up
Brooke and Jeffrey. You could go to Spotify all podcast wow. Yeah,
there's a lot of different options.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Or you can just go to a field in the Netherlands.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
There you go, Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Everyone has such a bleak take on dating right now,
but not me. I have a dream of a perfect
world where men and women don't hide their red flags
from each other.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They wear them proudly, like a badge of.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Courage, showing up to their first date in a T
shirt that says there's no chance I won't ghost you after.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
This, because you know what you're getting into.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, I mean, if someone wore that for real on
a date, you couldn't be mad or disappointed in them.
In fact, you'd respect them so much for their honesty
you'd probably hook up with them right there in the
bathroom of that red lobster.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
But until that utopia comes to Fruition will continue to
let listeners share their most disappointing, nightmare romantic encounters during
a brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming out
right after this.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Two Hopeless one dating app then bears you swipe right.
The question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Show that's helping you spice things up in the bedroom
by putting giant googly eyes on your partner.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Battle of the Tender Dates where.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Two of our listeners go head to head to find
out whose dating life is the most tragic. And today
it's a special Battle of the Sexes edition, Man versus
woman who's.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Got it worse in the dating world. We're going to
decide once and for all.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
We'll explain the rules in just a second, but let's
meet today's contestants first. In this corner, he can assemble
an Ikia bookshelf in under seven minutes using nothing but
his teeth and one extra durable appendage.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
That's why they call him power Drill. Will you know.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
There's just requiring as for the most part, right, I
use both.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's how it's done.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And in the other corner, her favorite type of foreplay
is when you threaten her with legal action and send
her a court summons in the mail. Say hello to
Subpoena Serena.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Nice to have you on. Here's how the game works.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
One contestant will start by telling one of their worst
date stories, than the other will try and counter with
a nightmare story of their own. We're going back and
forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. And
in the spirit of chivalry, today we're doing ladies first.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
So Subpoena Serena, you're up.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
I actually met my tender date at a coffee shop
and we were just talking about our hobbies, and that's
when he told me he could just show me his hobby.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Oh, oh, myle whatever it is, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Say.
Speaker 14 (22:33):
It is so much worse than juggling, trust me. Okay,
He pulled out bubble wrap out of his backpack. Okay,
and he told me that he is a competitive bubble
wrap popper and he started to see it so loud.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
That's a thing impressive?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
How turned on?
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Were you not turned on at all? It was honestly
really embarrassing.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
And a little.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How could you turn the bubble popping champ down?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Cowards? Real will can you counter?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
I went on this date with this girl and she
texted me a link afterwards and I opened it and
it said, here are some live results on like a
TikTok and it was ranking me along with ten other
guys that she had recently gone out with.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
On t wait out of land bro.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, it's just a little offensive.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
He may have felt good if he was number one.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yeah, okay, were ranked?
Speaker 14 (23:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Well?
Speaker 15 (23:34):
At first I was ranked top three, and then I
checked it all week and Saturday night I dropped number seven.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Daring checked it out all right.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
We're on to round two in our special Battle of
the Tinder Dates Guys Versus Gals edition. Who has it
worse in the dating world? Serena, We're back to you.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
I went to a restaurant to meet up with my guy,
except he looked way younger than I thought he would,
and I sat down and I actually started to think
I was being captain.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Okay, this is the right guy.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
It was so uncomfortable because he then told me that
he's actually twenty years old and it was his dad
that was texting me the entire time.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
He told me he was just having a hard time
with the ladies, so his dad helped him to get
a date.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh dad, with the assist he showed up.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Or something that will time to hit back.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
I had this girl invite me to a pop up
art show, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh cool, nice, I love art. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
Well, this is how it went down. We're driving through
this residential neighborhood and we went into a house and
it turned out she had taped up childhood drawing in
her own base men and placed a single flashlight on
the floor for what she called ambiance.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh I'm gonna tell you, even though you're a man,
you shouldn't go into a stranger's.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Busy, even if there is just finger paints led lights
in there.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Flashlight.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
We are ono the third and final round of Battle
of the Tinder Dades Guys versus Gals. We need your
best stories here, so subpoena, serena, what have you got?
Speaker 14 (25:28):
This one still gives me nightmares because we had a
nice time. But at the end we ordered dessert and
this guy started having an allergic reaction while you're eating dessert.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh no, what'd you do?
Speaker 14 (25:43):
Well? He actually reached into his jacket pocket. He grabbed
like one of those FTI pens, and he actually shoved
it into his neck.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah. Oh, it's kind of a badass move.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
It was awful. I freaked out. We left, but then
when we got to his car, he started laughing hysterically.
He turns to me and says, it worked. We got
a free meal.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
It was a set.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
No.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
No, he bought a fake ETI pan on the dark web.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I was like, I think, get you really sick?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
After? I thought you were just heartless. I thought she
liked gross.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Life hack. Okay, good luck top and that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Listen.
Speaker 15 (26:29):
I'm a pretty adventurous, outdoorsy guy, and I was really
psyched because we went paddle boarding together. Everything was going
well on the date, but out of nowhere, she jumps
in the water and then tells me she can't swim
and starts drowning. God Thankfully I was able to get
her out of the water and I pulled her back
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up on board. That is when she told me that
she can actually swim, and she has this lifeguard fantasy
of being saved that she wanted to play out.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
O God, I'll give me a heads up please.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I used to pretend like I drowned for my little
sister and make her save me.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Was too much.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
She kept doing it. She did it two more time.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Oh I gest there was really working for.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Her, So it's good for you. All right, there it is.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
That's the final bell and we need to score this.
So let's go to the judges. Alexis who you giving
it to?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Serena the EpiPen and setup with the sun.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's one vote for Serena Brooke.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
God, they're both so bad, but that fake EpiPen I
can't get over here.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Congratulations Subpina Surena, you are our super hero of single them.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
How does it feel, I'll tell.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
You what it feels good to know I have a
horrible dating history.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, yeah, it's not yell, it's them.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah right now. The women have it worse. And text
in seven eighty five nine too.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
If you want to appear on the next edition of
Battle of the Tender Dates.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Up right after this, Jeffrey in the morning time.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
For your phone tap.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
And today we call a guy who's pet sitting for
a family while they're off on vacation. Okay, and it's
not just any vacation. They're out in the Caribbean. And
you know what's the cool thing about working in radio
is I can snap my fingers and boom fake waves.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I'm out in the ocean right now.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I feel like I'm straight off.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I'm trying to make it a little bit more exotic
sounding than this. Okay, you can too many waves?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
How did I get?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Why did I book hurricane season? That was terrible?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
But no, this guy is pet sitting for the family,
dog named Milo, and he's never met me. But I'm
gonna say that I'm the husband and I need him
to do something for us while we're away. Something is
gonna make him feel very, very uncomfortable. But we'll see
if I can make him do it. In your phone
tap right now? Hell yeah, I'm gonna have one more
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Penia Kalada and.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Then I'll come on the jet skis.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Okay, Mom, oh yeah, Hello, Hey, Hey is this John?
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Hey, it's Chris, Sophie's husband.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Oh yeah, Hi.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Hey, Sorry, I know we haven't met before, but she
said that you're the one that's dog sitting for us
while we're on vacation.
Speaker 12 (29:41):
Yeah. How's the vacation.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
It's great. I'm just an island by living the island life,
you know.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Yeah, man, that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So the reason I'm Colin. I just had a quick
question about Milo. How's he doing?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
By the way, he's good. Have you been given him
his medication?
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Yep, every day, twice a day.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Great, Thank you for doing that. By the way.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
Oh yeah, no problem.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I actually just got an email from our vet that
said Milo may not need it anymore, and if that's
the case, he shouldn't take it if he's fully recovered.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
Oh okay, well should I not give give it to him?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Well I'm not really sure. They said that there is
a way to check though. So is he in the
room with you right now?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Yeah, he's right here, lying down by the cash.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
So I need you to just go over to him
and lift up his tail and sniff underneath. Uh what, Yeah,
I need you to pick his tail up and smell
his backside.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Oh, you want me to smell your dogs?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
But correct?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Sorry, is our connection not good? I am on an
island out in the Caribbean.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
No, No, I just you said you want me to
lift your You want me to smell your dogs.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But yeah, because the vet says that if it smells
like spearmint, then we're all good spear man m Yeah,
they just need to know if we keep going with
the medication or not. So I just need you to
take a big whiff and let me know what it
smells like.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
I'm sorry, I don't. I don't. I don't feel comfortable
with Uh can you just can we just wait until
you kind of get back.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Well, no, we can't wait because we're not coming back
for another five days. And the vet said if he
has too much medication, it could be harmful. So I
need you to start sniffing rear. Is there a problem?
Speaker 12 (31:50):
And no, I I just can I can I talk
with Sophie please for a second, honey.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Hold on.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Sorry, the dog sitters being he's being difficult.
Speaker 12 (31:59):
This is just kind of like way over my pay grade.
My job description.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Look, it's not that weird. Didn't you have a roommate
in college? We all did it?
Speaker 12 (32:09):
What what?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
You want to make me the weird one. Just smell
my dog's butt. It's for his health. I thought you
cared about animals. Isn't that why you do this?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No?
Speaker 12 (32:22):
I definitely I do, But I just I just can't
bring Can't we just bring him? Can I bring him
over to the vet?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
They'll charge me like four hundred dollars extra for that,
and then I have to take that out of your pay.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Just get sniffing.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
You know that's kind of kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
But you're delaying this call costs me a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
So just please and make sure you don't fake it either,
because I have cameras in the house.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Okay, Okay, he's stalling, sweetie, I'm sorry. Tell there all right,
go ahead, come here by Oh God, did you do it?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (33:09):
And it doesn't smell like anything like definitely not fearmid
You actually did it?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (33:17):
I did it and it was horrible.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You know who's gonna be so happy to hear that
is your coworker, J.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Man?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I mean I'm not Sophie's husband. Dude, my name's jeff
from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
What it's a prank call?
Speaker 15 (33:36):
You made me?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
What Jay wanted to play a prank on you?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
You made me Smith is Dogs.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But oh my god, dude.
Speaker 12 (33:48):
Staring at me like right now, it's scaring like I did,
like I violated this. I'm sorry, my Milo, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Also, the vet said that his breath should smell like watermelon,
so could you French kiss him real quick?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
And I just make sure, yeah, weak up.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Every morning was Boom Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
In dating, you gotta be upfront, and one of our
listeners warned her date that there was one thing he
had to do before their evening could officially start. It
sounded so off the walls extreme he thought she must
have been joking until he showed up at her door
and realized, oh my god, she's one hundred percent serious,
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and none of us could believe he actually agreed to
go through with it before.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
They even went out.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You're gonna hear what happened in your brand new second
date update.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Right after this second date updated.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Some people have caveats in order to date them where
it's like, I'm attracted, our vibe is really good. But
if you want to go out with me, yeah, this
one little thing needs to happen first before I can
say yes. Oh what like for me personally, I can
only go out with you if you let my mom
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dress you for the date, because even though I don't
want her to be a part of my love life,
she does insist I don't date people who dress too trampy. Oh,
I don't want to upset my mother with the people
that I date.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
That's just my one thing and then we're good.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yes, that made you so sent? Was really?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
One of our listeners has an important caveat that she
says as an instant deal breaker if the guy says no.
And I'm interested to hear what this is. So Samantha,
welcome to the show. We want to know what your
caveat is.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Who we're starting to right at the top? I love it.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
My caveat is I drug test the guys before I
go out.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
With the.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Drug sounds funer. What are you looking for?
Speaker 14 (36:08):
So I have a serious job.
Speaker 9 (36:10):
I like you know, I'm kind of a serious person
and I don't want to mester waste my time on
somebody who's doing stupid.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Oh you want the test to come back negative.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
If it's not positive, we're not hanging up our drug
test work here at the radiots you okay?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Interesting men actually agree to do this for you.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Generally it's fine.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
Yeah, they don't tend to have an issue with it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
You don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You'd be like, Okay, is it like some else's I mean,
I mean, yeah, that's what I tell you, hard drugs.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Or fun drugs? What are you looking for?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
That's definitely looking for just like no drugs, I guess. Also, yeah,
obviously they could like get.
Speaker 15 (36:53):
Some dude's tea or whatever.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
So no, we do it at a my apartment when
they come pick me up.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Okay, So clearly this must have happened with your date
that you're going to be telling us about here.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Should we just have.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
One more question? Are they giving a heads up before
they get to the apartment or is it a surprise
drug test?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking
about right now, we were chatting on bumble for a
couple of days.
Speaker 14 (37:16):
Or whatever, and I didn't mention like, hey, I'd like.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
To go out with you, yeah, but this is my
one caveat right, And he just kind of like loled.
He thought it was a joke maybe, but he was like, okay,
I could see that.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Being a joke. Like, by the way, I'm gonna drug
test you when you get here.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Okay, So what's this guy's name, by the way, Dave?
Speaker 13 (37:36):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Okay, so Dave laughed when you suggested it.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Then at the door, what happened?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
What happened when you actually met him?
Speaker 9 (37:43):
Yeah, well, I mean gave him a hug, invited him
in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember
I have mentioned drug test, can you give me a sample?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
So what was his reaction?
Speaker 12 (37:53):
He was like shocked, like didn't think I was serious.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I was like, yes, yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
You mean most of your dates don't start this way day.
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So what did he do? Did he do it?
Speaker 12 (38:04):
I mean he lakes a little weird, but he did.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
He he went and did it.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
It's like one of those like from CBS or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You know, yeah, do you know immediately whether he's on drugs?
Speaker 14 (38:14):
Pretty much?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Yeah, I mean it comes back like ten fifteen minutes.
You just have to wait for the stick to like
tell you the colors of what in his key?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I guess, so it's only within Like if you've done
drugs recently, you don't know about Yeah, get clear?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, what happens if it comes up positive? Do you
immediately not do the days? I didn't even think that's.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
The whole point If it comes to positive, he's out
the door.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh my god, wow, So are you just sitting in
your living room waiting side? Like what is that? What
is that time period?
Speaker 9 (38:43):
Like, you know, getting to know each other. I try
and make a joke about it, like try and have
a normal time and then I go back in the
bathroom and seats and.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The second that would be awkward combo. Let's not get
to know each other too well in case you leave
after this. But what are your interests?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
So just the fact that you want us to today
must mean that it came back negative.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
Yeah, so then I mean we went to dinner. He
seemed a little I don't know, rigid or something.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
Maybe he's a little weirded out.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
But how did he seem rigid?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
He was just making weird kind of jokes or like
off handed comments.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
You know.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
At one point I was like.
Speaker 14 (39:20):
What do you do for the weekend?
Speaker 9 (39:21):
What's your hobbies or whatever, and he's like, not drug stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's kind of.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Funny but also of suspicious.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Or you could have been like, I do tons of
drugs and that would also be fun.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over
that initial drug test, the shock.
Speaker 9 (39:36):
Okay, yeah, And I mean he did also call me
the FBI of bumble.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I mean, okay, well, but it's cute to establish nicknames
early on in the relationship, so.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Maybe we could look at that as a good active
dame whatever.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, Okay, was there any flirting?
Speaker 14 (39:53):
There was flirting.
Speaker 9 (39:53):
I feel like we had a good connection otherwise, like
when we were talking about other things. But he did
seem to kind of go back to that a little bit.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
But here's the big question. Was there a kiss.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
There was not a kiss. There was a hub and
he said he would call me and we'd go out again,
and then nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's a different type of test before the kiss happens.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 9 (40:15):
A different type of test before the bed happened.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Well, at least you're thinking of that, so it.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Sounds like he couldn't recover from the test, but like
why like he passed it.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I think the more you sit with it, probably the
stranger it starts to feel like maybe you take it
and then you're just like why did I what did
I just do? Or if you're into that stuff, like
you don't want to date someone who's not.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Not to mention, it was a huge surprise to him.
He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample
in front of her on the first time that they met.
So at what's happened since that date ended?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
How long has it been?
Speaker 9 (40:48):
It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a
couple of days for him to contact me, and then
I did reach out like two days ago, just texted
him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love
to see you again or whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
And I haven't heard of any It's important that she
gets ahold of them. There's not many men that can
pass that test.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Yeah, yeah, so let's call this guy in a couple
of minutes.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Here, we'll find out what he has to say. I
can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
I mean, you've already tested his pe like it's I
don't know what base that would be in romance terms,
six base.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
In the alleyway behind the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Maybe Okay, yeah, but we're.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Gonna get whatever his answer is when we call him
come back at your second date update.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Right after this hold.
Speaker 17 (41:30):
On second date update, I can already picture the wedding
vows when Dave is up on that altar and says, Samantha,
from the moment you pulled.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Out that six ounds plastic cup and asked me to
provide you a sample, I knew you were the one.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Tears everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Nothing says love like urine test.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, you know we're not exaggerating either.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone
who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed
and to be damaging to her image in her career
to associate with people like Brook and Jose for example.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Yeah, so that's why I.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Want to get a test to see it is.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
But that's the thing her date, Dave did provide a
sample past the test and was clean, So it should
have been smooth sailing from there.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
That's what I keep saying. I keep going, Man, he
was nervous and tough, but he passed.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, I mean it's weird that he was acting so
strange on the date, right, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that's the thing I forgot to ask. Did you
explain to him the job aspect of this?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I mean I told him as much as I could
about my job. I can't really go into a lot
of details, but you seemed to get it.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
He said, you like an important job.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I have a very important job. Well, we have an
important job right now. To get Dave on the other
line and get some answers out of him.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, drug test him again?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
No drug test on the show.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, all right, So here we go. I'm in a
dilla Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. It's not too traumatized.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
But here we go. Hello. Hey is this Dave? Yeah,
this is hey Dave. How's it going?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
Man?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Hey, welcome to the show, Dave the radio show. Yeah,
okay's Tory random. What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
This is kind of random, but we're calling on behalf
of one of our listeners that you went on a
date with recently, a girl named Samantha.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Okay, Yeah, I remember, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I bet yeah, I would think that's a date that's
hard to forget.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
And so we're doing this segment called a second date
update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup.
She's a little confused about why it's not happening yet.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
Wait, did she make you guys call me?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Didn't make it? Yes, it was a pretty interesting story
about your date.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
So yeah, it was different.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, different is a good way to describe it. According
to her, she asked you to come pick her up
at her place.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
She pulled out a drug test. You seemed surprised about that.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Anybody would be surprised, even though she did mention it
to you before you went out, and you still were
shot right.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yeah, I mean definitely it was a first for me.
I didn't having a drug test before going on a
day for sure.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Were you worried about passing it?
Speaker 14 (44:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (44:39):
I mean, you know, I'm pretty good about all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
But that's what we heard. It came back all clean,
and you guys went out to dinner. But she said
that you seemed a little bit uncomfortable when you were
out because you were making some jokes and comments, being
very adamant about not using drugs.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do?
I mean, yeah, just a little shocked.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I actually applauded your humor. Like what you call her
the FBI of bumble? She said, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah, FBI da something.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
I don't know what she does, but yeah, any of
those initials right.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
So I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test,
But did she tell you about her dog?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Her dog? No? We didn't you hear about a dog
at the apartment? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
No. So she sets up the date and then we
go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs.
She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty
sure her dog is like a drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What what?
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Why would you think that?
Speaker 6 (45:40):
It is like stiff in my pants the whole time?
It's a German Shepherd, Like she's kind of like looking
at him like wait for him to signal or something like.
It's just awkward, like even after the drug test.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, honestly, that would make sense. Why she would need
a drug test every one? So her dog doesn't attack them?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Do the dogs instantly attack drug They sit and they're
like ready to attack.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
I think they just point at whatever.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Still, it would make whatever they do.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Drug dog before. Yeah, but they scare me, even the beagles.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
So you're saying, are you one hundred percent sure that
her dog is a drug sniffing one?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I mean, come on, say, but I mean the way
he was active. Also the German shepherd and the whole
drug testing that put it in my head. I was
like one plus one equals too.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
You know, I feel like all German shepherds are drug dogs,
you know, the ones that aren't trained their snitches, the
only ones.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Did it go to other people at the bar, like
was it sniffing out?
Speaker 6 (46:36):
I mean she was on a pretty tightly show, so
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You know, even though you were totally clean and innocent,
I would start to feel like I was on drugs
in that moment.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah, a drug lord.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Well, I felt like I was like Walter White.
Speaker 14 (46:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
The only way to find out for sure the status
of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha,
who's on the other line right now waiting to talk
to you.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
Oh dude, you didn't tell me she was listening.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, that's how this works. But Samantha there, oh god, yeah,
I'm here, would you would like to address the allegations
against your dog.
Speaker 9 (47:17):
Uh, yeah, my dog is not a drug sniffing dog.
And that sounds really paranoid.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Oh, drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't
be so upset about it if he didn't have something
to hide.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
The girls just said.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
At the airport, I'm always scared the same.
Speaker 9 (47:37):
I don't know. I think it's just suspicions that, like,
you passed the drug test, but then like, what are
you hiding? Like you seriously think I also brought a
drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 14 (47:46):
Well what else am I supposed to think?
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Like this is the first time we've had a drug test,
and then you have the way to dog jactor.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
I mean, I've been honest about everything. I told you
ahead of time that that's what was going to happen.
You showed up, you passed it, Like what are you What.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Are you hiding if you're thinking like you're automatically The
whole thing was just such a bizarre experience. It was
supposed to be a date like romantic and fun. That
wasn't any of that, Like have you ever had one
of those words like fun?
Speaker 12 (48:12):
Or do you?
Speaker 9 (48:13):
I mean, I feel like, if you have nothing to hide,
then it should have just been a like a you know,
you pass this test and now let's go have fun.
Speaker 14 (48:19):
And like be normal and not worry about it ever again.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Sketch or yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
Could just leave your German shepherd at home and then
we could go through something like fun.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I mean, I feel like you should just say, oh
my god, I'm so sorry for the missing communication. It's
not a drug dog like.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
It honestly did not occur to me. That's why I'm
just like, I don't know how to have responded it.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Could that not occur to you? I mean, at the
end of the day, the.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
Way you're talking to me right now makes it seem
like maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a
little defensive, like.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
What is that about?
Speaker 14 (48:51):
It sounds like you're hiding.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Something, and so yeah, I mean I'm curious, like what
that's all about.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
This is exactly why I called you the FBI.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
If there's smoke, there's fire, and so I wouldn't be
doing this if it wasn't actually an issue.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if they're smoked, you'll find Jose, So it's yeah,
it's true.
Speaker 17 (49:10):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, oh god, we're such degenerates.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
So listen, Dave.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
At the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease
up on it. But at the same time, Dave made
an assumption that wasn't true.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Okay, So now that you know that it's a non
drug sniffing.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Dog like, so that's that's both of them making a mistake.
We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us
do drugs. Not on the No one on this call does, so.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
None of our listeners either, right, listeners, Yeah, you can't
do it.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
So let's just drive and come together for one more
date that we would pay for.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
What do you think, Dave?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
No more drug test though, right?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
And no doubt romantic Dave? How could you say?
Speaker 7 (49:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah, I don't know, like I kind of feel like
I've been interrogated or so, like I'm a war criminal
or something.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Yeah, well, she.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Hasn't actually looked in to that part of your life. Yeah, check,
I'm sure she has.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
That might be her version of for play. Samantha at
this point, do you still even want to go out
with Dave?
Speaker 9 (50:10):
I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I
haven't seen any other red flags.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Other than it's like paren oyance, I mean, honestly, compared
to most people dating online, that is a plus.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Dave. It's up to you.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't bring the dodger,
I'll do one more time.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Expect that date because she's not going to test you.
Speaker 14 (50:36):
I heard that.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Second test is common. Get the gloves ready, rookie, Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
This is a great example of how not every first
date goes perfectly with non stop romance and constant fiarty conversations.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
None of them for any romance.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
That was like a interview about each other.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I mean, it's the only time a man has pulled
down his pants on a date and it has not
been for why you.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Sometimes even good relationships start with hiccups and mistakes where
maybe you spill some ketchup on your shirt, maybe you
get cavity searched by her bomb sniffing.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Dog by the dog. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Wow, things don't always play out like the fairy tales.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Say. I don't know what's with you and the dogs.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Jeff but my mind goes places.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Okay, So let's just remember that even if your first
date didn't go perfectly, there's always a chance it could
work out again.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, and as sterile as you can get. Yeah, Terry
is a good.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Her job was She's so serious everything.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I feel like it's not as serious as she takes
it seriously.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
She checks tickets at Disneyland. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
But anyway, if you want some help in your dating life,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back and go check out all of our second
date updates wherever you get yours at Brook.
Speaker 13 (51:58):
And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Fomo is so in the past. Now, it's all about
faux po. What's that fear of people's opinions? It's broken
Jeffrey in the Morning, because it's human nature to care
about what other people think.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
But if you have faux po, it's much worse. You're
worry about it.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
You're always concerned about not being accepted by people, not
getting enough likes and comments on your instant story. And
I'm just going to go down the list of symptoms
to see if you have it.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Brooke, Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Number one symptoms lying and saying you saw a movie
or TV show that others are discussing, just so you
could be part of that conversation.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, I haven't done that. It's just it's a show
for kids under the age of thirteen. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Probably, or any novel you will say that you have
read it.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
No, okay, I like a good recommendation.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Number two laughing at jokes you don't find funny in
this room. Come on, everything is funny, you say yesterday?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
You know how I laugh every day? Jeff Yeah, by
Tommy Hurt, I hear it. Laughing.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Number three responding to everybody's work emails because you want
to come off as a team player.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, well, I'm the only one that will ever RESPONDO.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
People over there.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Another classic example of faupo is overthinking a group text
response where you type sounds good and then you delete it,
and then you're like perfect, No, no, delete, that's too eager.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
So you try cool cool, it's too.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Chill, and we're just in your head right now.
Speaker 7 (53:50):
This is what.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
People do, okay, So eventually just ghosts the entire thread
completely and we're not invited to brunch anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Is that why you never respond to us?
Speaker 5 (53:58):
No common text?
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
The good news is nobody gets faux po when they're
listening to laser stories, and that's coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's bringing together two popular children's
toys to make a new exciting game.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Bop it Ouiji Board flick It No summon It.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
Her job would be possessed with joy thanks to Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
as other screaming demons just don't. This first laser story
is out of Gatortown, US A, Florida. A forty four
year old man named Dale Chumpson had a long day.
(54:50):
Things weren't going great in his personal life, so he
made some dinner, then filled up the tub for a nice, warm,
relaxing bath.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
It's good to treat yourself.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, you know. Sure. Just one problem though. It wasn't
at Dale's house.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
We know that because the neighbor who was watching the
house while the real homeowners were away. They called the
cops after they saw Dale turn the lights on and off.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Inside neighbors Yeah, he broke into bubble bath.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Police showed up to check it out, found Dale making
himself right at home.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Oh boy. He admitted he did not have permission.
Speaker 9 (55:29):
To be there.
Speaker 5 (55:30):
Dang it, Dale and didn't know the owners either.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
They have a nice bathtub. He didn't actually judge by
the house.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
He said he just didn't want to go back to
his home because he and his wife had had a
big fight and he'd been at the stranger's house for
the past four days.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Wow, he's sweating.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
So police told them the fight didn't matter. And now
Dale's facing multiple charges, including a felony for unarmed burglary.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, but he doesn't have to go home.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah, nowhord on whether his wife bailed him out or
how angry she is.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
Now we can assume it's probably not great.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, he's like, just give me a life sentence.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Next Lazer Show is out of Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
Fifty four year old Norman Albert took his dog on
an after dinner walk in a nearby park. It's kind
of late and he realized he needed to use the toilet,
but he was too far from homewhere. Well, that's an option,
but he found one of the park restrooms even better. Yea,
with his dog, he did his business and as soon
(56:37):
as he stepped outside, the doors shut.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Usually what doors do Jeff Well?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Turns out the city installed new automatic door locks that
were timed to close at ten pm, So now Norman's
dog was all alone inside the Norman panicked and did
what any sane person would do in that situation.
Speaker 8 (57:02):
Door.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
He climbed the roof and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
Speaker 9 (57:05):
To rescue your first impossible.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
He was able to get about a quarter of the
way down before he got stuck, then had to call
emergency services for help.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh no, the dogs locked in the bathroom. He's stuck
in a chimney.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Authorities had to remove parts of the building and the
entire chimney in order to get him out, but they
did it. Norman was unharmed and his dog was totally fine. However,
thanks to his chimney break in, he was arrested and
charged with burglary, trespassing, and criminal mischief.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
You can't love your pet too hard.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
Authorities had to remind the public that if you or
your pet ever get locked inside a public building, it's
best to just call for help, because someone with the
city can, in fact, just unlock the door for you.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, who knew next?
Speaker 5 (57:56):
Lads of stories out of the name game.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
Fie BabyCenter dot coms just released a list of the
most popular baby names for the first part of this year,
and they say they've seen the biggest jump in bringing
back the nineties. Okay, uptick in names like Brittany as
in Britney Spears, Shaniah as in Twain, Sabrina like the
(58:22):
teenage witch, and Diana as in the Princess of Wales.
The two most popular names, though, are still Noah for
the boys and Olivia for the girls. Oh yeah, my
parents have also loved using luxury brands this year to
name their babies. Names like Tiffany and Bentley for girls
has skyrocketed.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh I Shall come my daughter, BMW.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
And Manola and Laurent for boys is rising as well.
You've got names like lux, Treasure and Cash.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
All of those are trending up where right now?
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Honey Cash, Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Your kids come here, Rose Royce and Bitcoin come here.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
Time and the Academy Awards must have hit in the
third trimester because Anora, the title of the film that
one Best Picture, jumped over a thousand spots for girls wore.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
We do know eight Nora, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
This next Lazer story is out of the study of sleeps. Ironically,
this might give you bad dreams, but a new study
in England found people who have a lot of nightmares
are more likely to drop dead sooner than you think.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Day, I have so many nightmares. It was good to
know you.
Speaker 5 (59:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Researchers tracked people for almost two decades, and the ones
who had nightmares at least once a week are three
times more likely to die before the age seventy.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Is it because they have like hiding anxiety or maybe
they're overthinking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
It's something to do with that. I'll get to in
a second.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
But they found having lots of nightmares also makes you
age faster, So before they kill you, they'll make you
look like a wrinkly old person for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
No wonder. People keep asking me if you're my twin Alexi.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah, it's my nightmares for aging me and researchers believe
it's because our bodies respond to the stress in dreams
the same way they would in real life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Oh, nightmares about tripping in dreams? I do that a lot?
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Well, oh tripping falling?
Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Yeah, nightmares lead to prolonged elevations of cortisol, stress hormone,
which is closely linked to faster cellular aging.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It makes sense you're not even resting in your sleep, No,
now you stress me out more nightmares.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Don't have a nightmare esmares, And you're probably asking yourself
why don't turtles ever have nightmares? So well, you can't
if you never sleepy. This guy is still up at
three am doing his thing, avoiding asleep and going a
strong and that Sow means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again the
(01:01:07):
same time on.
Speaker 13 (01:01:08):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
We've got a new player on the phone today. Her
name is Alyssa, and she says she called in because.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
She likes a challenge.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
But if I'm being honest, the way Brook's been playing lately, okay,
I'm not sure a challenge is really what she's getting.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It from you. I'm already hearing it from my mom,
from my husband. There's a lot of disappointment heading my direction,
and I do not think it's fair.
Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Maybe the challenge is to get on our show will
not laugh one time?
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Is that a challenge?
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Though it is, We'll see and let's talk to Alyssa here.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Alyssa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Hey, all right, what's the challenge? Melissa? You?
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Good answer?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Arm a slinger.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Or just emotional like I do, carry a little bit
of baggage a lot to be around.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
She is a little bit of a shot.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Maybe we should leave the room for a second to
sort through all of her emotional baggage and we can
get to the game.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Here.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
You want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
You got this?
Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Your time starts now. The first Harry Potter book hits
store shelves on this day in what year of the
nineteen nineties, ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Five or ninety seven, ninety seven?
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
What does the f in FBI stand for? In which
decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties forties or
fifties forties. What's the name of the professional who provides
guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor. What
oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
True or false?
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
True?
Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Shouted that last one out just to get it in time.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Well done, Alissa. Now let me look at my phone screener. Here,
I have some information that was sent to me about you.
You tell me if all of this is right. You
have two dogs, you do project management for government, you're
currently learning how to golf, you play fortnite, and you
are a lingerie model.
Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
What half true?
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Oh? Half true?
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
What's the half of it? Is it the model part
or is it that you like to wear lingerie?
Speaker 14 (01:03:32):
It's the fortnite part, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Ah, the lingerie stuff was not true.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Oh that's Jeff's biles.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Oh yeah, I'm looking at my profile.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oops.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Sorry, Alissa, that was my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Although if you want some picks just ask me.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Now, Broke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Except the image of you make a fuzzy baby doll
out bit.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Yeah, okay, good luck, brook Your time starts now. The
first Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day
in what year of the nineteen nineties, ninety five or ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Seven ninety five? What does the F in FBI stand
for Federal?
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
In Which decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties,
forties or fifties. What's the name of the professional who
provides guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor doula?
Oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
True or false? What sea separates Africa and Europe Mediterranean? Yeah,
let's go to the storeboard to see how you all
did with Jose.
Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Holy crap, I don't need this.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Blaniosliza, you got three correct today, Good score yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
B Yes, five, I know I can go home without shame.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Now let's go over the answers for everybody. The first
Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day in
nineteen ninety seven. Specifically, the FNFBI stands for Federal Federal
Bureau of Investigation. Hawaii join the United States in the
nineteen fifties. In nineteen fifty nine, the name of the
professional who guides and supports a pregnant woman during labor
(01:05:20):
is a doula.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
We also would have accepted midwife.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Oxygen is the most abundant gas in the nearest atmosphere.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
That is false.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
It's nitrogen with seventy eight percent of the air we
breathe is nitrogen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
The sea that separates Africa and Europe is Mediterranean. See
so Alyssa. It was not enough to beat Brooke today,
But the good news is just for playing you do
win tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas
City Royals on July third at te Mobile Park.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Yeah, thank you, Raw, Absolutely no Mariners.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Elissa. Will you come back on the show sometime and
try it again? Or was that too embarrassing for you?
Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
Actually that was kind of fun, so yeah, it was
hard for her to admit that you had a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah, Alyssa, we want you back on the show anytime
you want.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I think it is okay.
Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
We're gonna do wind Brooks Bock the same time tomorrow
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's brig and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a
brand new full show for you today, a full hour
for your enjoyment or punishment, however you look at it,
however you use the podcast. We're just glad you're here. Yeah,
and it's our always our favorite day because it's our
what's on your mind day? And jeff has entered a new,
frightening stage of life. Sure this is difficult for him. Yeah,
(00:24):
and alexis, my goodness, aren't you popular? I had a
weird day. Yes, you're gonna hear what happened here coming up,
But first we love to highlight some of our favorite
comments of the day. Alexis, what do you see?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Cindy wrote a really sweet message. This is hello from
your number one South African fan. I'm besuring all your
past episodes. It's been amazing. But now for a confession.
I finished every episode. It was forced into the cruel
world of real time. Oh so last week I cheated.
I tried other podcasts, total flop.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nothing hits the same.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So now I'm back loyally re listening like the Desperate
and I am.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, you know what, Cindy, The more desperate the better.
That's how I like our family.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We knew you'd come crawling.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Back always all right, just for you, Cindy. A full
new hour starts right now.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Brooke, your daughter just graduated from elementary school.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh no, Brook's been said about it all week.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Why couldn't they have held her back a year?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But congratulations to Nora.
That's a big step for her. She's growing up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Stop talking about it's making me cry, Jess.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is reality, and I'm sure in the next few
years she's going to be getting her own cell phone.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, that's enough, and it'll be.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Fun to text her and chat with her while she's
at school and secretly track her every move because a
lot of parents these days use phones to track their
teenagers to make sure they're staying out of trouble, and.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm sure teenagers haven't figured out a way to block that.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now teens are actually using them to keep tabs on
their parents.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What oh, I have.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
My brother do that My mom's not answering her phone.
I'm like, he's your mom is please?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And parents are complaining about it, calling this new trend fambushing.
Fam play on ambushing, but with family where their teens
are bombarding them with texts and then showing up at
their locations unannounced.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
How have to.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
There's a woman named Christa who shared a fambushing incident
on TikTok where her daughter saw that she was out
eating Mexican food and the daughter just showed up, burst in,
ruined mom's private lunch and just ordered tacos and left.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
They're just showing up when they want free stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, or just to ruin your day.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So that could be your future soon, Brooke, you could
be fambushed. Just be careful about sharing your location with
Nora because she might randomly show up to the spot
you like to frequent after work, the CEO Motel on.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
The edge of town. We all know where you go.
When this is done, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Invite her because I was excited to see her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, I don't think she wants to see what mommy's
doing in that motel, but we're gonna move on.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Get to the shot Collins lesion of the day with
the man who.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Got clambushed on Tinder back in the day. His name
is Digital Jake. You know it's true, I was never
the same.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Let's do some questions.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Twenty seven years ago, on this day, a new invention
was unleashed on the world. They called it Windows.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Iconic Sound.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
It's the operating system that crashed computers more often than
Alexis crashes cars.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's a lot good job Windows.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
It was a time when the Internet made weird dial
up sounds, and a little cartoon paper Clip judged your
every type with his beady little eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I know, chat GPT's got nothing on Clippy.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
What other memorable events happened in the year nineteen ninety eight.
Let's pop in a floppy disc and reboot your brains
for a special straight out of ninety eight edition of
twenty of twenty day. You say number one through twenty,
I'll give you a piece of trivia from the year
Brook caught mono from her cousin nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Never I know, you go hard on me, but this is.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Out of no Guess what your cousin did.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Yeah, just have to answer it correctly to stay in
the game. And we'll start with the woman who was
nominated for Baby Rookie of the Year in nineteen ninety eight, Alextion.
She lost I don't oh yeah. Last Alexis. How about
a number nine nine the worst baby of nineteen ninety eight,
considering she wasn't born that year.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I think my family voted that year.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I was born before.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
That, right, that's why she finished last Brook Keep Alexis
in nineteen ninety eight, which sitcom ended its nine season
run with a finale watched by over seventy six million people.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, oh, it was waiting for my options. Yeah, I
gotta know it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wait, Okay, well, I know like everyone loves Seinfeld, but like,
did they have more than nine seasons?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That doesn't seem like I actually don't know Alexis.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, it sounds that's.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The only big one I know besides Friends, and I
think went into the two thousands?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Did it? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, so you remember Seinfeld.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm gonna say Seinfeld.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Jake, Alexis says Seinfeld. Yeah, that was sinfel. Seventy six
million people watching would be your clue. Big finale, no
mash but still a big finale. Brook, it's your turn.
Nine has been chosen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, since we're doing ninety eight, I'll choose eight then.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Okay, Brook, which novelty song debut to Night's ninety eight
and went all the way to number one. You have
options for this one. Is it the Cha chaw Slide,
Barbie Girl or Chocolate Salty Balls from South.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh and also blame Canada. Oh man, God, you know, honestly,
when you first said it, the first thing I thought
of was Barbie Girl. So I'm gonna go by aqua
Barbie Girl, Brook.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Says, Barbie Girl. No party for Barbie Girl there. Barbie
Girl was nineteen ninety seven, chaw Slide was two thousand,
Chocolate Salty Balls ninety eight, number one hit in the UK.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Isaac Ca is amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Is a UK because I was like, I don't remember
hearing them in the radio here.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I mean I remember us playing it like singing it
on the radio.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Jose were over to you. Nine and eight have been chosen.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
All right, Well let's just go seven.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Jose, which infamous parent trap star made her film debut
in ninety eight and tricked America into thinking she had
a twin.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, so are you pretending to her name? Was this?
What's her name? The mom?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Do you really not know this? You were the answer.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
I know of the mom movie Blonde Mom. Yeah, she's famous.
She's an actress since she was in parent Trap.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You guys are ruining my joke. I literally asked, Okay,
let's just go. Let's just go with lowhand.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
That's absolutely so easy. See her back in Freaky Your
Friday in theater soon, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I hardly know him.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No way, got your tickets yet, jeff Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Seven eight, nine are off the Board ten in nineteen
ninety eight, which movie featured a world ending asteroid Bruce
Willis with a drill and an Aerosmith power ballad that
made you cry even if you were just watching it
on the plane.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Stay you wake right just to hear on.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yes right, kind of weird. Live Tyler was in that,
and Stephen Tyler's the guy you're saying that song right?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I think that's why they did that, though a little straight.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's it is weird to sing the romantic song about
your daughter getting plowed on the moon.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, but a you break your heart and game that's.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Alexis. We're back to you need a number per Before
we had Twitter drama, what real life? White House drama
dominated eight headlines involving two people and one terrible decision
to keep on a blue dress.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh no, and then keep the dress. Yea Twitter, you're
just saying no, he's just saying that. Yeah, it was
a lot of political drama before, before we had social
media to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The president.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
One thing I can sleeping with someone Afair, Well, you.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Need to be more specificals on her name.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Betty.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Betty can show me Betty absolutely, Monica Lewis, President Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
She just started a podcast. It's pretty interesting. Really, she's
like interview after that.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Wrong answer, I'm gonna give it to the boys.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Plenty of all right, well should we do a girl
group shock while they're saying Iris by the Goo Goo
Dolls one of the top songs of nineteen ninety eight,
good Luck Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I saw the Googoo Dolls with no doubt in bush.
They were terrible.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Oh what.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
She caught Mono at that concert day, But not for
my cousin.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
All right, uh, and I don't don't want the world
is good.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ain't understand.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I wish I didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's about how it sounded at the concert.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, we got to see some desist from the Googoo
Dolls immediately, So that's your shock collar question.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Of the day. We got your phone to have coming
up right.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
After that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
A lot of workplaces try to build team camaraderie by
doing casual Fridays where everybody dresses down. But at our jobs, yeah,
I mean, Alexis already wears ugs pretty much every day.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Everybody wears uggs jet.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Jobs.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Brook literally dresses in a bathrobe sometimes, so.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Today's outfit feels like the gemas I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So that's why we have to take a different route
and come up with ultra themed days to bond, like
two tie Tuesdays where we double up on our neckties.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah, because you guys aren't fun.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
We also do maternity pant Mondays actually and no pants Novembers.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Wait, wait all November.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But today today is my favorite theme dress day.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Wet T Shirt Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
The only one participating and why do you still have
because I believe in team camaraderie.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Okay, we're all going to be stopping with water and
wisdom to share during a brand new wet T shirt.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What's on your mind? Wednesday? We're doing it right now.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you never
know what your individual.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Body parts are thinking.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
That's because they like your stomach, for example, it probably
thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
We'll never know.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
The only body part whose thoughts we can't understand is
our brains. During this segment, What's on your mind, Well,
maybe tune into that one as we go around the
room and share what our body parts are thinking, starting
with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, I'm gonna stick with my brain.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
So I found something in my marriage that I absolutely love,
so obnoxious, and that is my mother.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
No wrong, he loves my mother. He loves my mother.
It's how helpful she is. She was recently at our
house and she lifts everything off of me. It is amazing.
I feel so taken care of. She does it all.
And then my husband is like, she folded my laundry,
she touched my underwear. She's making me breakfast. I don't
(12:10):
want breakfast right down, Like, how do you not see
this as a good thing?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Because it's the twenty first century and men can do
stuff on their own now instead of having to have
women come and do everything for them.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I like, this is the opposite of annoying. Like she
literally folded and put all of our laundry away. We
had mountains of it that hadn't been Puttingly.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Want your mom going through like your husband's underwear and stuff?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I mean, I'm at a point where when she leaves,
I immediately want her back. I like, I am ready
for my parents to move in. So amazingly helpful. I
can't even tell you.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So if your mother in law came over and started
going and doing all your laundry, you would you want
her there for another week?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
If she wanted to come over and do some chores,
I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Okay, challenge extended, Jose what's been on your mind?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well, recently, this beautiful real estate agent lady slides into
my DMS for a little bit and she's like, hey,
so when are you gonna ask me out? You know,
very forward, which is great, and I tell her you
I'd love to, but I'm just completely honest. I am
so busy. I do a radio show in the morning,
then I streaming at night. Here and there we have
(13:22):
a comedy show, then I'm doing food reviews. And so
she's like, that is fine.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I totally understand when it comes up, though, you and me,
and I'm like, yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Sometimes sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She does, she was understanding.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Fast forward a month, I post about my comedy show
coming up.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I get a message from her and she's like, I'll
see you there. Cute, and I was like, yeah, cute.
I was like, she's actually kind of like putting an effort.
She knows I'm so busy. Maybe she's gonna make a
night out with her friends and see me.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yeah. She wants to support you in your career.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah. So I'm all excited.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I'm like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm doing all the material. I'm excited for you. I
can't wait to see you. And then she replies, I'm
just I'm not coming to your show.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I was like, ouch, why would you kid about That's
not funny, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So I tell her I'm like, that was a little rude.
That kind of hurt. And she replies, the only thing
that's rude here is the fact that you haven't taken
me on a date yet.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I was like, whoa woman knows what she wants?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Tell me how quickly not to get a date?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah? No?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Literally, So how do I somehow have more dating drama?
Now when I'm.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Not dating, never heard than I did when I was
out trying to date.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, I don't understand how it works. It doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Technique, alexis what's been on your mind?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know if like mercury is in retrogradeer what.
But I had a weird thing happened to me the
other day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's go with that.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So I was at work and just out of nowhere,
I get a text from an ex. It's not a
bad thing, but it's just like you never expect it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're like, oh, especially middle of the date, middle of
the work day, it's just weird whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I go home and then I hear my phone ringing
and no one calls me. And I checked my phone
and it's a hookup from five years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Called me yes, and it's an accident. So I don't answer.
But then I text.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm like, hey, did you need something? And they're like, yeah,
I did, so I called back. They just wanted to
catch up that day.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
In the afternoon to force you to be on a
phone phone.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I mean, it's not like these people are drunk and
texting you. This is the afternoon, like two pm. This
is happening.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
You get drunk in the afternoon to text your.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Exercise can confirm not slurring. Okay, then I'm staying on
my couch.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Later the day, I'm thinking, how weird it's been.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What do I get texts from another person that I've
been with?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Did they also want something back?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Because all these guys seen of their new cat cred and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
They were talking to somebody I don't know, all know
each other. I have no idea what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And they say like good things are in threes.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't know. It's a weird, strange thing. Now it's
strange thing.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Isn't for me?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's strange. It's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It's just four days, good for you?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right, to everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
The other day I decided to take a page out
of Brooks book. When I was at home, I thought,
why not pour myself a couple of tall glasses of
cheap boxed wine and unwrap an old toaster stradle.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Just sit on my couch.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah you deserve, I you know, unwinded the Idaho Way
and what happens. Barely made it through half a glass
of wine, passed out on my couch, frosting all over
my face.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Strong enough, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I'm not up to that level.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I wake up the next morning in the worst pain
of my life with horrible neck.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
And back pain from sleeping on a couch.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Oh yeah, my.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Next mess up right now. From sleeping on a couch.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I had to basically crawl to get to breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You could basically taste the headache the first sip you
have of.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
A b Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
And have you ever tried to pee whle lying on
the floor. No, because that was me. Could not physically
stand to do it. Everything hurt for the whole day,
And I came to the realization I've officially aged out
of couch sleeping. Oh I used to used to be
my thing.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
I can sleep anywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
This is a milestone I never wanted to reach in
my life. But now if I'm gonna do any hot
red wine strudal action going forward, I've got to do
it in my bed.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You know, you have to upgrade now that you're getting older,
to the big chair.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, the next level, that's work the age sixty seventy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Kick your feet off the next thing, you know, two PM,
your snooze.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, I just like how you're blaming the furniture and
not the box wine.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I've decided I'm too old for couch play in that
chapter of my life.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Has ended so different.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
And that's what's on our minds and text in the
seven eighty five nine two you could tell us what's
been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm so
angry with our engineers here at the studio.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
For us like keep us on air.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
They just fixed the text board.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So now we're getting all these texts from listeners telling
us what's on their mind.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
I love the text This one says, my crush is
finally texting me back.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So cute.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Even if the text says you've been blocked, please stop
contacting me, at least they texted you back that.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They blocked you spend your time wondering.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Another text says, listening from Colorado, you guys are awesome, awesome,
thank you. This is what happens when you legalize drugs
in a state. The shroom's texting in clearly. Another one says,
what's on my mind currently, I'm heading to the Holland
Tulip festival. Enjoying listening to you guys on the radio.
I love the show from the Netherlands. Jose is still
(18:57):
my favorite.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Sorry, Brook, please don't play the show in the a field.
My laugh disrupting.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
All And I'm assuming they're not actually listening on Netherlands radio.
Are we on in the Netherlands?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Jeff? How many times do we have to explain to
you how podcasts work?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Explain it one more time?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, So the Internet is accessible to everyone.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, and if listeners wanted to go follow it, where
do we go?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You could go to YouTube and you can look up
Brooke and Jeffrey. You could go to Spotify all podcast wow. Yeah,
there's a lot of different options.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Or you can just go to a field in the Netherlands.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
There you go, Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Everyone has such a bleak take on dating right now,
but not me. I have a dream of a perfect
world where men and women don't hide their red flags
from each other.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They wear them proudly, like a badge of.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Courage, showing up to their first date in a T
shirt that says there's no chance I won't ghost you after.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
This, because you know what you're getting into.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, I mean, if someone wore that for real on
a date, you couldn't be mad or disappointed in them.
In fact, you'd respect them so much for their honesty
you'd probably hook up with them right there in the
bathroom of that red lobster.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
But until that utopia comes to Fruition will continue to
let listeners share their most disappointing, nightmare romantic encounters during
a brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming out
right after this.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Two Hopeless one dating app then bears you swipe right.
The question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Show that's helping you spice things up in the bedroom
by putting giant googly eyes on your partner.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Battle of the Tender Dates where.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Two of our listeners go head to head to find
out whose dating life is the most tragic. And today
it's a special Battle of the Sexes edition, Man versus
woman who's.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Got it worse in the dating world. We're going to
decide once and for all.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
We'll explain the rules in just a second, but let's
meet today's contestants first. In this corner, he can assemble
an Ikia bookshelf in under seven minutes using nothing but
his teeth and one extra durable appendage.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
That's why they call him power Drill. Will you know.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
There's just requiring as for the most part, right, I
use both.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's how it's done.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And in the other corner, her favorite type of foreplay
is when you threaten her with legal action and send
her a court summons in the mail. Say hello to
Subpoena Serena.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Nice to have you on. Here's how the game works.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
One contestant will start by telling one of their worst
date stories, than the other will try and counter with
a nightmare story of their own. We're going back and
forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. And
in the spirit of chivalry, today we're doing ladies first.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
So Subpoena Serena, you're up.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
I actually met my tender date at a coffee shop
and we were just talking about our hobbies, and that's
when he told me he could just show me his hobby.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Oh, oh, myle whatever it is, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Say.
Speaker 14 (22:33):
It is so much worse than juggling, trust me. Okay,
He pulled out bubble wrap out of his backpack. Okay,
and he told me that he is a competitive bubble
wrap popper and he started to see it so loud.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
That's a thing impressive?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
How turned on?
Speaker 14 (22:52):
Were you not turned on at all? It was honestly
really embarrassing.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
And a little.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How could you turn the bubble popping champ down?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Cowards? Real will can you counter?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
I went on this date with this girl and she
texted me a link afterwards and I opened it and
it said, here are some live results on like a
TikTok and it was ranking me along with ten other
guys that she had recently gone out with.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
On t wait out of land bro.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, it's just a little offensive.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
He may have felt good if he was number one.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yeah, okay, were ranked?
Speaker 14 (23:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Well?
Speaker 15 (23:34):
At first I was ranked top three, and then I
checked it all week and Saturday night I dropped number seven.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Daring checked it out all right.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
We're on to round two in our special Battle of
the Tinder Dates Guys Versus Gals edition. Who has it
worse in the dating world? Serena, We're back to you.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
I went to a restaurant to meet up with my guy,
except he looked way younger than I thought he would,
and I sat down and I actually started to think
I was being captain.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Okay, this is the right guy.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
It was so uncomfortable because he then told me that
he's actually twenty years old and it was his dad
that was texting me the entire time.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (24:23):
He told me he was just having a hard time
with the ladies, so his dad helped him to get
a date.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh dad, with the assist he showed up.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Or something that will time to hit back.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
I had this girl invite me to a pop up
art show, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh cool, nice, I love art. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
Well, this is how it went down. We're driving through
this residential neighborhood and we went into a house and
it turned out she had taped up childhood drawing in
her own base men and placed a single flashlight on
the floor for what she called ambiance.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh I'm gonna tell you, even though you're a man,
you shouldn't go into a stranger's.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Busy, even if there is just finger paints led lights
in there.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Flashlight.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
We are ono the third and final round of Battle
of the Tinder Dades Guys versus Gals. We need your
best stories here, so subpoena, serena, what have you got?
Speaker 14 (25:28):
This one still gives me nightmares because we had a
nice time. But at the end we ordered dessert and
this guy started having an allergic reaction while you're eating dessert.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh no, what'd you do?
Speaker 14 (25:43):
Well? He actually reached into his jacket pocket. He grabbed
like one of those FTI pens, and he actually shoved
it into his neck.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah. Oh, it's kind of a badass move.
Speaker 14 (25:52):
It was awful. I freaked out. We left, but then
when we got to his car, he started laughing hysterically.
He turns to me and says, it worked. We got
a free meal.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
It was a set.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
No.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
No, he bought a fake ETI pan on the dark web.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I was like, I think, get you really sick?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
After? I thought you were just heartless. I thought she
liked gross.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Life hack. Okay, good luck top and that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Listen.
Speaker 15 (26:29):
I'm a pretty adventurous, outdoorsy guy, and I was really
psyched because we went paddle boarding together. Everything was going
well on the date, but out of nowhere, she jumps
in the water and then tells me she can't swim
and starts drowning. God Thankfully I was able to get
her out of the water and I pulled her back
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up on board. That is when she told me that
she can actually swim, and she has this lifeguard fantasy
of being saved that she wanted to play out.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
O God, I'll give me a heads up please.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I used to pretend like I drowned for my little
sister and make her save me.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Was too much.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
She kept doing it. She did it two more time.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Oh I gest there was really working for.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Her, So it's good for you. All right, there it is.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
That's the final bell and we need to score this.
So let's go to the judges. Alexis who you giving
it to?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Serena the EpiPen and setup with the sun.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's one vote for Serena Brooke.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
God, they're both so bad, but that fake EpiPen I
can't get over here.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Congratulations Subpina Surena, you are our super hero of single them.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
How does it feel, I'll tell.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
You what it feels good to know I have a
horrible dating history.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, yeah, it's not yell, it's them.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah right now. The women have it worse. And text
in seven eighty five nine too.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
If you want to appear on the next edition of
Battle of the Tender Dates.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
We got your phone tap coming.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Up right after this, Jeffrey in the morning time.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
For your phone tap.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
And today we call a guy who's pet sitting for
a family while they're off on vacation. Okay, and it's
not just any vacation. They're out in the Caribbean. And
you know what's the cool thing about working in radio
is I can snap my fingers and boom fake waves.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I'm out in the ocean right now.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
I feel like I'm straight off.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I'm trying to make it a little bit more exotic
sounding than this. Okay, you can too many waves?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
How did I get?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Why did I book hurricane season? That was terrible?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
But no, this guy is pet sitting for the family,
dog named Milo, and he's never met me. But I'm
gonna say that I'm the husband and I need him
to do something for us while we're away. Something is
gonna make him feel very, very uncomfortable. But we'll see
if I can make him do it. In your phone
tap right now? Hell yeah, I'm gonna have one more
(29:15):
Penia Kalada and.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Then I'll come on the jet skis.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Okay, Mom, oh yeah, Hello, Hey, Hey is this John?
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Hey, it's Chris, Sophie's husband.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Oh yeah, Hi.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Hey, Sorry, I know we haven't met before, but she
said that you're the one that's dog sitting for us
while we're on vacation.
Speaker 12 (29:41):
Yeah. How's the vacation.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
It's great. I'm just an island by living the island life,
you know.
Speaker 12 (29:51):
Yeah, man, that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So the reason I'm Colin. I just had a quick
question about Milo. How's he doing?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
By the way, he's good. Have you been given him
his medication?
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Yep, every day, twice a day.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Great, Thank you for doing that. By the way.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
Oh yeah, no problem.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I actually just got an email from our vet that
said Milo may not need it anymore, and if that's
the case, he shouldn't take it if he's fully recovered.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
Oh okay, well should I not give give it to him?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Well I'm not really sure. They said that there is
a way to check though. So is he in the
room with you right now?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Yeah, he's right here, lying down by the cash.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
So I need you to just go over to him
and lift up his tail and sniff underneath. Uh what, Yeah,
I need you to pick his tail up and smell
his backside.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Oh, you want me to smell your dogs?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
But correct?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Sorry, is our connection not good? I am on an
island out in the Caribbean.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
No, No, I just you said you want me to
lift your You want me to smell your dogs.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But yeah, because the vet says that if it smells
like spearmint, then we're all good spear man m Yeah,
they just need to know if we keep going with
the medication or not. So I just need you to
take a big whiff and let me know what it
smells like.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
I'm sorry, I don't. I don't. I don't feel comfortable
with Uh can you just can we just wait until
you kind of get back.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Well, no, we can't wait because we're not coming back
for another five days. And the vet said if he
has too much medication, it could be harmful. So I
need you to start sniffing rear. Is there a problem?
Speaker 12 (31:50):
And no, I I just can I can I talk
with Sophie please for a second, honey.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Hold on.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Sorry, the dog sitters being he's being difficult.
Speaker 12 (31:59):
This is just kind of like way over my pay grade.
My job description.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Look, it's not that weird. Didn't you have a roommate
in college? We all did it?
Speaker 12 (32:09):
What what?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
You want to make me the weird one. Just smell
my dog's butt. It's for his health. I thought you
cared about animals. Isn't that why you do this?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No?
Speaker 12 (32:22):
I definitely I do, But I just I just can't
bring Can't we just bring him? Can I bring him
over to the vet?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
They'll charge me like four hundred dollars extra for that,
and then I have to take that out of your pay.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Just get sniffing.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
You know that's kind of kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
But you're delaying this call costs me a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
So just please and make sure you don't fake it either,
because I have cameras in the house.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Okay, Okay, he's stalling, sweetie, I'm sorry. Tell there all right,
go ahead, come here by Oh God, did you do it?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (33:09):
And it doesn't smell like anything like definitely not fearmid
You actually did it?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (33:17):
I did it and it was horrible.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You know who's gonna be so happy to hear that
is your coworker, J.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Man?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I mean I'm not Sophie's husband. Dude, my name's jeff
from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
What it's a prank call?
Speaker 15 (33:36):
You made me?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
What Jay wanted to play a prank on you?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
You made me Smith is Dogs.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But oh my god, dude.
Speaker 12 (33:48):
Staring at me like right now, it's scaring like I did,
like I violated this. I'm sorry, my Milo, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Also, the vet said that his breath should smell like watermelon,
so could you French kiss him real quick?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
And I just make sure, yeah, weak up.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Every morning was Boom Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
In dating, you gotta be upfront, and one of our
listeners warned her date that there was one thing he
had to do before their evening could officially start. It
sounded so off the walls extreme he thought she must
have been joking until he showed up at her door
and realized, oh my god, she's one hundred percent serious,
(34:39):
and none of us could believe he actually agreed to
go through with it before.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
They even went out.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You're gonna hear what happened in your brand new second
date update.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Right after this second date updated.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Some people have caveats in order to date them where
it's like, I'm attracted, our vibe is really good. But
if you want to go out with me, yeah, this
one little thing needs to happen first before I can
say yes. Oh what like for me personally, I can
only go out with you if you let my mom
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dress you for the date, because even though I don't
want her to be a part of my love life,
she does insist I don't date people who dress too trampy. Oh,
I don't want to upset my mother with the people
that I date.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
That's just my one thing and then we're good.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yes, that made you so sent? Was really?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
One of our listeners has an important caveat that she
says as an instant deal breaker if the guy says no.
And I'm interested to hear what this is. So Samantha,
welcome to the show. We want to know what your
caveat is.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Who we're starting to right at the top? I love it.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
My caveat is I drug test the guys before I
go out.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
With the.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Drug sounds funer. What are you looking for?
Speaker 14 (36:08):
So I have a serious job.
Speaker 9 (36:10):
I like you know, I'm kind of a serious person
and I don't want to mester waste my time on
somebody who's doing stupid.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Oh you want the test to come back negative.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
If it's not positive, we're not hanging up our drug
test work here at the radiots you okay?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Interesting men actually agree to do this for you.
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Generally it's fine.
Speaker 12 (36:31):
Yeah, they don't tend to have an issue with it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
You don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You'd be like, Okay, is it like some else's I mean,
I mean, yeah, that's what I tell you, hard drugs.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Or fun drugs? What are you looking for?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
That's definitely looking for just like no drugs, I guess. Also, yeah,
obviously they could like get.
Speaker 15 (36:53):
Some dude's tea or whatever.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
So no, we do it at a my apartment when
they come pick me up.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Okay, So clearly this must have happened with your date
that you're going to be telling us about here.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Should we just have.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
One more question? Are they giving a heads up before
they get to the apartment or is it a surprise
drug test?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking
about right now, we were chatting on bumble for a
couple of days.
Speaker 14 (37:16):
Or whatever, and I didn't mention like, hey, I'd like.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
To go out with you, yeah, but this is my
one caveat right, And he just kind of like loled.
He thought it was a joke maybe, but he was like, okay,
I could see that.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Being a joke. Like, by the way, I'm gonna drug
test you when you get here.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Okay, So what's this guy's name, by the way, Dave?
Speaker 13 (37:36):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Okay, so Dave laughed when you suggested it.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Then at the door, what happened?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
What happened when you actually met him?
Speaker 9 (37:43):
Yeah, well, I mean gave him a hug, invited him
in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember
I have mentioned drug test, can you give me a sample?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
So what was his reaction?
Speaker 12 (37:53):
He was like shocked, like didn't think I was serious.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
I was like, yes, yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
You mean most of your dates don't start this way day.
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So what did he do? Did he do it?
Speaker 12 (38:04):
I mean he lakes a little weird, but he did.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
He he went and did it.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
It's like one of those like from CBS or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You know, yeah, do you know immediately whether he's on drugs?
Speaker 14 (38:14):
Pretty much?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Yeah, I mean it comes back like ten fifteen minutes.
You just have to wait for the stick to like
tell you the colors of what in his key?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I guess, so it's only within Like if you've done
drugs recently, you don't know about Yeah, get clear?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, what happens if it comes up positive? Do you
immediately not do the days? I didn't even think that's.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
The whole point If it comes to positive, he's out
the door.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh my god, wow, So are you just sitting in
your living room waiting side? Like what is that? What
is that time period?
Speaker 9 (38:43):
Like, you know, getting to know each other. I try
and make a joke about it, like try and have
a normal time and then I go back in the
bathroom and seats and.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
The second that would be awkward combo. Let's not get
to know each other too well in case you leave
after this. But what are your interests?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
So just the fact that you want us to today
must mean that it came back negative.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
Yeah, so then I mean we went to dinner. He
seemed a little I don't know, rigid or something.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
Maybe he's a little weirded out.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
But how did he seem rigid?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
He was just making weird kind of jokes or like
off handed comments.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
You know.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
At one point I was like.
Speaker 14 (39:20):
What do you do for the weekend?
Speaker 9 (39:21):
What's your hobbies or whatever, and he's like, not drug stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's kind of.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Funny but also of suspicious.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Or you could have been like, I do tons of
drugs and that would also be fun.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over
that initial drug test, the shock.
Speaker 9 (39:36):
Okay, yeah, And I mean he did also call me
the FBI of bumble.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I mean, okay, well, but it's cute to establish nicknames
early on in the relationship, so.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Maybe we could look at that as a good active
dame whatever.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, Okay, was there any flirting?
Speaker 14 (39:53):
There was flirting.
Speaker 9 (39:53):
I feel like we had a good connection otherwise, like
when we were talking about other things. But he did
seem to kind of go back to that a little bit.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
But here's the big question. Was there a kiss.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
There was not a kiss. There was a hub and
he said he would call me and we'd go out again,
and then nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's a different type of test before the kiss happens.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 9 (40:15):
A different type of test before the bed happened.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Well, at least you're thinking of that, so it.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Sounds like he couldn't recover from the test, but like
why like he passed it.
Speaker 14 (40:23):
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I think the more you sit with it, probably the
stranger it starts to feel like maybe you take it
and then you're just like why did I what did
I just do? Or if you're into that stuff, like
you don't want to date someone who's not.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Not to mention, it was a huge surprise to him.
He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample
in front of her on the first time that they met.
So at what's happened since that date ended?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
How long has it been?
Speaker 9 (40:48):
It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a
couple of days for him to contact me, and then
I did reach out like two days ago, just texted
him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love
to see you again or whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
And I haven't heard of any It's important that she
gets ahold of them. There's not many men that can
pass that test.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Yeah, yeah, so let's call this guy in a couple
of minutes.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Here, we'll find out what he has to say. I
can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
I mean, you've already tested his pe like it's I
don't know what base that would be in romance terms,
six base.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
In the alleyway behind the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Maybe Okay, yeah, but we're.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Gonna get whatever his answer is when we call him
come back at your second date update.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Right after this hold.
Speaker 17 (41:30):
On second date update, I can already picture the wedding
vows when Dave is up on that altar and says, Samantha,
from the moment you pulled.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Out that six ounds plastic cup and asked me to
provide you a sample, I knew you were the one.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Tears everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Nothing says love like urine test.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, you know we're not exaggerating either.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone
who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed
and to be damaging to her image in her career
to associate with people like Brook and Jose for example.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Yeah, so that's why I.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Want to get a test to see it is.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
But that's the thing her date, Dave did provide a
sample past the test and was clean, So it should
have been smooth sailing from there.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
That's what I keep saying. I keep going, Man, he
was nervous and tough, but he passed.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, I mean it's weird that he was acting so
strange on the date, right, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, that's the thing I forgot to ask. Did you
explain to him the job aspect of this?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I mean I told him as much as I could
about my job. I can't really go into a lot
of details, but you seemed to get it.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
He said, you like an important job.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
I have a very important job. Well, we have an
important job right now. To get Dave on the other
line and get some answers out of him.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, drug test him again?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
No drug test on the show.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, all right, So here we go. I'm in a
dilla Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. It's not too traumatized.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
But here we go. Hello. Hey is this Dave? Yeah,
this is hey Dave. How's it going?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
Man?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Hey, welcome to the show, Dave the radio show. Yeah,
okay's Tory random. What's what's up?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
This is kind of random, but we're calling on behalf
of one of our listeners that you went on a
date with recently, a girl named Samantha.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Okay, Yeah, I remember, Samantha.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I bet yeah, I would think that's a date that's
hard to forget.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
And so we're doing this segment called a second date
update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup.
She's a little confused about why it's not happening yet.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
Wait, did she make you guys call me?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Didn't make it? Yes, it was a pretty interesting story
about your date.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
So yeah, it was different.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, different is a good way to describe it. According
to her, she asked you to come pick her up
at her place.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
She pulled out a drug test. You seemed surprised about that.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Anybody would be surprised, even though she did mention it
to you before you went out, and you still were
shot right.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yeah, I mean definitely it was a first for me.
I didn't having a drug test before going on a
day for sure.
Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Were you worried about passing it?
Speaker 14 (44:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (44:39):
I mean, you know, I'm pretty good about all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
But that's what we heard. It came back all clean,
and you guys went out to dinner. But she said
that you seemed a little bit uncomfortable when you were
out because you were making some jokes and comments, being
very adamant about not using drugs.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do?
I mean, yeah, just a little shocked.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I actually applauded your humor. Like what you call her
the FBI of bumble? She said, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah, FBI da something.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
I don't know what she does, but yeah, any of
those initials right.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
So I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test,
But did she tell you about her dog?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Her dog? No? We didn't you hear about a dog
at the apartment? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
No. So she sets up the date and then we
go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs.
She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty
sure her dog is like a drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What what?
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Why would you think that?
Speaker 6 (45:40):
It is like stiff in my pants the whole time?
It's a German Shepherd, Like she's kind of like looking
at him like wait for him to signal or something like.
It's just awkward, like even after the drug test.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, honestly, that would make sense. Why she would need
a drug test every one? So her dog doesn't attack them?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Do the dogs instantly attack drug They sit and they're
like ready to attack.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
I think they just point at whatever.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Still, it would make whatever they do.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Drug dog before. Yeah, but they scare me, even the beagles.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
So you're saying, are you one hundred percent sure that
her dog is a drug sniffing one?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I mean, come on, say, but I mean the way
he was active. Also the German shepherd and the whole
drug testing that put it in my head. I was
like one plus one equals too.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
You know, I feel like all German shepherds are drug dogs,
you know, the ones that aren't trained their snitches, the
only ones.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Did it go to other people at the bar, like
was it sniffing out?
Speaker 6 (46:36):
I mean she was on a pretty tightly show, so
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
You know, even though you were totally clean and innocent,
I would start to feel like I was on drugs
in that moment.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah, a drug lord.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Well, I felt like I was like Walter White.
Speaker 14 (46:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
The only way to find out for sure the status
of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha,
who's on the other line right now waiting to talk
to you.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
Oh dude, you didn't tell me she was listening.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, that's how this works. But Samantha there, oh god, yeah,
I'm here, would you would like to address the allegations
against your dog.
Speaker 9 (47:17):
Uh, yeah, my dog is not a drug sniffing dog.
And that sounds really paranoid.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Oh, drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't
be so upset about it if he didn't have something
to hide.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
The girls just said.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
At the airport, I'm always scared the same.
Speaker 9 (47:37):
I don't know. I think it's just suspicions that, like,
you passed the drug test, but then like, what are
you hiding? Like you seriously think I also brought a
drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 14 (47:46):
Well what else am I supposed to think?
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Like this is the first time we've had a drug test,
and then you have the way to dog jactor.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
I mean, I've been honest about everything. I told you
ahead of time that that's what was going to happen.
You showed up, you passed it, Like what are you What.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Are you hiding if you're thinking like you're automatically The
whole thing was just such a bizarre experience. It was
supposed to be a date like romantic and fun. That
wasn't any of that, Like have you ever had one
of those words like fun?
Speaker 12 (48:12):
Or do you?
Speaker 9 (48:13):
I mean, I feel like, if you have nothing to hide,
then it should have just been a like a you know,
you pass this test and now let's go have fun.
Speaker 14 (48:19):
And like be normal and not worry about it ever again.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Sketch or yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (48:24):
Could just leave your German shepherd at home and then
we could go through something like fun.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I mean, I feel like you should just say, oh
my god, I'm so sorry for the missing communication. It's
not a drug dog like.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
It honestly did not occur to me. That's why I'm
just like, I don't know how to have responded it.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Could that not occur to you? I mean, at the
end of the day, the.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
Way you're talking to me right now makes it seem
like maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a
little defensive, like.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
What is that about?
Speaker 14 (48:51):
It sounds like you're hiding.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Something, and so yeah, I mean I'm curious, like what
that's all about.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
This is exactly why I called you the FBI.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
If there's smoke, there's fire, and so I wouldn't be
doing this if it wasn't actually an issue.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
And if they're smoked, you'll find Jose, So it's yeah,
it's true.
Speaker 17 (49:10):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, oh god, we're such degenerates.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
So listen, Dave.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
At the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease
up on it. But at the same time, Dave made
an assumption that wasn't true.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Okay, So now that you know that it's a non
drug sniffing.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Dog like, so that's that's both of them making a mistake.
We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us
do drugs. Not on the No one on this call does, so.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
None of our listeners either, right, listeners, Yeah, you can't
do it.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
So let's just drive and come together for one more
date that we would pay for.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
What do you think, Dave?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
No more drug test though, right?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
And no doubt romantic Dave? How could you say?
Speaker 7 (49:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah, I don't know, like I kind of feel like
I've been interrogated or so, like I'm a war criminal
or something.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Yeah, well, she.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Hasn't actually looked in to that part of your life. Yeah, check,
I'm sure she has.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
That might be her version of for play. Samantha at
this point, do you still even want to go out
with Dave?
Speaker 9 (50:10):
I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I
haven't seen any other red flags.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Other than it's like paren oyance, I mean, honestly, compared
to most people dating online, that is a plus.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Dave. It's up to you.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't bring the dodger,
I'll do one more time.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Expect that date because she's not going to test you.
Speaker 14 (50:36):
I heard that.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Second test is common. Get the gloves ready, rookie, Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
This is a great example of how not every first
date goes perfectly with non stop romance and constant fiarty conversations.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
None of them for any romance.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
That was like a interview about each other.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
I mean, it's the only time a man has pulled
down his pants on a date and it has not
been for why you.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Sometimes even good relationships start with hiccups and mistakes where
maybe you spill some ketchup on your shirt, maybe you
get cavity searched by her bomb sniffing.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Dog by the dog. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Wow, things don't always play out like the fairy tales.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Say. I don't know what's with you and the dogs.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
Jeff but my mind goes places.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Okay, So let's just remember that even if your first
date didn't go perfectly, there's always a chance it could
work out again.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, and as sterile as you can get. Yeah, Terry
is a good.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Her job was She's so serious everything.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I feel like it's not as serious as she takes
it seriously.
Speaker 5 (51:48):
She checks tickets at Disneyland. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
But anyway, if you want some help in your dating life,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back and go check out all of our second
date updates wherever you get yours at Brook.
Speaker 13 (51:58):
And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Fomo is so in the past. Now, it's all about
faux po. What's that fear of people's opinions? It's broken
Jeffrey in the Morning, because it's human nature to care
about what other people think.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
But if you have faux po, it's much worse. You're
worry about it.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
You're always concerned about not being accepted by people, not
getting enough likes and comments on your instant story. And
I'm just going to go down the list of symptoms
to see if you have it.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Brooke, Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Number one symptoms lying and saying you saw a movie
or TV show that others are discussing, just so you
could be part of that conversation.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, I haven't done that. It's just it's a show
for kids under the age of thirteen. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Probably, or any novel you will say that you have
read it.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
No, okay, I like a good recommendation.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Number two laughing at jokes you don't find funny in
this room. Come on, everything is funny, you say yesterday?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
You know how I laugh every day? Jeff Yeah, by
Tommy Hurt, I hear it. Laughing.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Number three responding to everybody's work emails because you want
to come off as a team player.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, well, I'm the only one that will ever RESPONDO.
Speaker 5 (53:31):
People over there.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
Another classic example of faupo is overthinking a group text
response where you type sounds good and then you delete it,
and then you're like perfect, No, no, delete, that's too eager.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
So you try cool cool, it's too.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Chill, and we're just in your head right now.
Speaker 7 (53:50):
This is what.
Speaker 4 (53:51):
People do, okay, So eventually just ghosts the entire thread
completely and we're not invited to brunch anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Is that why you never respond to us?
Speaker 5 (53:58):
No common text?
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
The good news is nobody gets faux po when they're
listening to laser stories, and that's coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's bringing together two popular children's
toys to make a new exciting game.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Bop it Ouiji Board flick It No summon It.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
Her job would be possessed with joy thanks to Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
as other screaming demons just don't. This first laser story
is out of Gatortown, US A, Florida. A forty four
year old man named Dale Chumpson had a long day.
(54:50):
Things weren't going great in his personal life, so he
made some dinner, then filled up the tub for a nice, warm,
relaxing bath.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
It's good to treat yourself.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, you know. Sure. Just one problem though. It wasn't
at Dale's house.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
We know that because the neighbor who was watching the
house while the real homeowners were away. They called the
cops after they saw Dale turn the lights on and off.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Inside neighbors Yeah, he broke into bubble bath.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Police showed up to check it out, found Dale making
himself right at home.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Oh boy. He admitted he did not have permission.
Speaker 9 (55:29):
To be there.
Speaker 5 (55:30):
Dang it, Dale and didn't know the owners either.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
They have a nice bathtub. He didn't actually judge by
the house.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
He said he just didn't want to go back to
his home because he and his wife had had a
big fight and he'd been at the stranger's house for
the past four days.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Wow, he's sweating.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
So police told them the fight didn't matter. And now
Dale's facing multiple charges, including a felony for unarmed burglary.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, but he doesn't have to go home.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah, nowhord on whether his wife bailed him out or
how angry she is.
Speaker 5 (56:05):
Now we can assume it's probably not great.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, he's like, just give me a life sentence.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Next Lazer Show is out of Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
Fifty four year old Norman Albert took his dog on
an after dinner walk in a nearby park. It's kind
of late and he realized he needed to use the toilet,
but he was too far from homewhere. Well, that's an option,
but he found one of the park restrooms even better. Yea,
with his dog, he did his business and as soon
(56:37):
as he stepped outside, the doors shut.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Usually what doors do Jeff Well?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Turns out the city installed new automatic door locks that
were timed to close at ten pm, So now Norman's
dog was all alone inside the Norman panicked and did
what any sane person would do in that situation.
Speaker 8 (57:02):
Door.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
He climbed the roof and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
Speaker 9 (57:05):
To rescue your first impossible.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
He was able to get about a quarter of the
way down before he got stuck, then had to call
emergency services for help.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh no, the dogs locked in the bathroom. He's stuck
in a chimney.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Authorities had to remove parts of the building and the
entire chimney in order to get him out, but they
did it. Norman was unharmed and his dog was totally fine. However,
thanks to his chimney break in, he was arrested and
charged with burglary, trespassing, and criminal mischief.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
You can't love your pet too hard.
Speaker 4 (57:44):
Authorities had to remind the public that if you or
your pet ever get locked inside a public building, it's
best to just call for help, because someone with the
city can, in fact, just unlock the door for you.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, who knew next?
Speaker 5 (57:56):
Lads of stories out of the name game.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
Fie BabyCenter dot coms just released a list of the
most popular baby names for the first part of this year,
and they say they've seen the biggest jump in bringing
back the nineties. Okay, uptick in names like Brittany as
in Britney Spears, Shaniah as in Twain, Sabrina like the
(58:22):
teenage witch, and Diana as in the Princess of Wales.
The two most popular names, though, are still Noah for
the boys and Olivia for the girls. Oh yeah, my
parents have also loved using luxury brands this year to
name their babies. Names like Tiffany and Bentley for girls
has skyrocketed.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh I Shall come my daughter, BMW.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
And Manola and Laurent for boys is rising as well.
You've got names like lux, Treasure and Cash.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
All of those are trending up where right now?
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Honey Cash, Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Your kids come here, Rose Royce and Bitcoin come here.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
Time and the Academy Awards must have hit in the
third trimester because Anora, the title of the film that
one Best Picture, jumped over a thousand spots for girls wore.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
We do know eight Nora, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:25):
This next Lazer story is out of the study of sleeps. Ironically,
this might give you bad dreams, but a new study
in England found people who have a lot of nightmares
are more likely to drop dead sooner than you think.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Day, I have so many nightmares. It was good to
know you.
Speaker 5 (59:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Researchers tracked people for almost two decades, and the ones
who had nightmares at least once a week are three
times more likely to die before the age seventy.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Is it because they have like hiding anxiety or maybe
they're overthinking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
It's something to do with that. I'll get to in
a second.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
But they found having lots of nightmares also makes you
age faster, So before they kill you, they'll make you
look like a wrinkly old person for.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
No wonder. People keep asking me if you're my twin Alexi.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah, it's my nightmares for aging me and researchers believe
it's because our bodies respond to the stress in dreams
the same way they would in real life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Oh, nightmares about tripping in dreams? I do that a lot?
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Well, oh tripping falling?
Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Yeah, nightmares lead to prolonged elevations of cortisol, stress hormone,
which is closely linked to faster cellular aging.
Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It makes sense you're not even resting in your sleep, No,
now you stress me out more nightmares.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Don't have a nightmare esmares, And you're probably asking yourself
why don't turtles ever have nightmares? So well, you can't
if you never sleepy. This guy is still up at
three am doing his thing, avoiding asleep and going a
strong and that Sow means Laser Stories has come to
an end for the day. We'll do it again the
(01:01:07):
same time on.
Speaker 13 (01:01:08):
Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
We've got a new player on the phone today. Her
name is Alyssa, and she says she called in because.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
She likes a challenge.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
But if I'm being honest, the way Brook's been playing lately, okay,
I'm not sure a challenge is really what she's getting.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It from you. I'm already hearing it from my mom,
from my husband. There's a lot of disappointment heading my direction,
and I do not think it's fair.
Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Maybe the challenge is to get on our show will
not laugh one time?
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Is that a challenge?
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Though it is, We'll see and let's talk to Alyssa here.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Alyssa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Hey, all right, what's the challenge? Melissa? You?
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Good answer?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Arm a slinger.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Or just emotional like I do, carry a little bit
of baggage a lot to be around.
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
She is a little bit of a shot.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Maybe we should leave the room for a second to
sort through all of her emotional baggage and we can
get to the game.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Here.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
You want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
You got this?
Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Your time starts now. The first Harry Potter book hits
store shelves on this day in what year of the
nineteen nineties, ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Five or ninety seven, ninety seven?
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
What does the f in FBI stand for? In which
decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties forties or
fifties forties. What's the name of the professional who provides
guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor. What
oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
True or false?
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
True?
Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Shouted that last one out just to get it in time.
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Well done, Alissa. Now let me look at my phone screener. Here,
I have some information that was sent to me about you.
You tell me if all of this is right. You
have two dogs, you do project management for government, you're
currently learning how to golf, you play fortnite, and you
are a lingerie model.
Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
What half true?
Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Oh? Half true?
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
What's the half of it? Is it the model part
or is it that you like to wear lingerie?
Speaker 14 (01:03:32):
It's the fortnite part, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Ah, the lingerie stuff was not true.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Oh that's Jeff's biles.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Oh yeah, I'm looking at my profile.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oops.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Sorry, Alissa, that was my bad.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Although if you want some picks just ask me.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Now, Broke, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Except the image of you make a fuzzy baby doll
out bit.
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Yeah, okay, good luck, brook Your time starts now. The
first Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day
in what year of the nineteen nineties, ninety five or ninety.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Seven ninety five? What does the F in FBI stand
for Federal?
Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
In Which decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties,
forties or fifties. What's the name of the professional who
provides guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor doula?
Oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
True or false? What sea separates Africa and Europe Mediterranean? Yeah,
let's go to the storeboard to see how you all
did with Jose.
Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Holy crap, I don't need this.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Blaniosliza, you got three correct today, Good score yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
B Yes, five, I know I can go home without shame.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Now let's go over the answers for everybody. The first
Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day in
nineteen ninety seven. Specifically, the FNFBI stands for Federal Federal
Bureau of Investigation. Hawaii join the United States in the
nineteen fifties. In nineteen fifty nine, the name of the
professional who guides and supports a pregnant woman during labor
(01:05:20):
is a doula.
Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
We also would have accepted midwife.
Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Oxygen is the most abundant gas in the nearest atmosphere.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
That is false.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
It's nitrogen with seventy eight percent of the air we
breathe is nitrogen.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
The sea that separates Africa and Europe is Mediterranean. See
so Alyssa. It was not enough to beat Brooke today,
But the good news is just for playing you do
win tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas
City Royals on July third at te Mobile Park.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Yeah, thank you, Raw, Absolutely no Mariners.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Elissa. Will you come back on the show sometime and
try it again? Or was that too embarrassing for you?
Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
Actually that was kind of fun, so yeah, it was
hard for her to admit that you had a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah, Alyssa, we want you back on the show anytime
you want.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I think it is okay.
Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
We're gonna do wind Brooks Bock the same time tomorrow
Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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