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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I can't believe it, but you actually found me missus
Clover from Brooker Jeffrey and a moan. But that's right,
I'm right here. I'm online on a podcast twenty four seven.
Feel free to tune in. Well you're listening, I'll be watching.
The show starts right now. It's been a little bit
of a weird start to the day here already, because

(00:20):
early this morning, someone tried to drive their car through
the lobby of our building on the first floor. Yeah laughing,
it's I mean, it's funny, but it's not. I mean,
first off, let me say nobody was hurt. I would
like to say that the glass wall was shattering. To

(00:41):
give everyone a visual, the front entrance is all glass,
big glass wall, giant glass doors, and so the car
smashed through it and was sticking half in and half out.
Tops were called. Clean up crews have been kind of
sorting through the damage, trying to clean stuff up. It's
the top of the office, that's for sure, dude, for real.
And while there is an investigation as to what really happened,

(01:03):
I do have a few theories. So I've already spoken
to the authorities about this, but alad theory number one.
Alexis tried to get ahead of it, but I think
we all know she's had issues ramming parts of this
building before. I keep it to the cement poles. Okay,
maybe you're upgrading. There's no shame in admitting you're taking

(01:25):
out your aggression on the door. It is a floor
above the parking garage where I can see her being like,
I'll get to work faster. Yeah, if to the this
is what I should do when I forget my key card.
I never see. This brings me to theory number two,
because all months long, Brooke has been encouraging people to
use the exit ramped to the parking garage to enter

(01:48):
the building, basically saying any opening to this building is good,
down right. I wouldn't tell people to use it if
the arm was down and dismos. There is no arm
into the entrance of our building, are there? You're just
like drive your car through it? What's the worst that
can happens? And driving laws are for square, don't electric. Yeah, okay,

(02:12):
is anyone going to talk about the theory that maybe
Jeffrey did it? It's not registered, he has no insurance.
I have yet to see. I have to see a
driver's life. It's actually very true, Brooke, is a point
you're jab, Well, luckily I've already handled this and I've
given building management Brooks credit card information so they could

(02:33):
charge any building damages to the responsible party. Exactly. I'm
just glad the building is going to be fixed. Yeah,
that's what really matters. And now that justice has officially
been served. As on to the shot College question of
the day, we give it on to digital Jake. Jake,
what question you got for us? Well, since we've been
playing Caper No Cap, listeners have been texting in feedback

(02:54):
and suggestions to seventy five nine two on how to
make the game even more fun and enjoyable than it
our do you? How could that even be? And the
number one requests by far is possibly brooks worst nightmare.
Listeners say they'd love to hear Jose answer all his
questions using a sexy foreign accent. Yeah, we'll see if

(03:16):
that happens. Do you hear the word sexy though, Jose, No,
I just heard foreign. That means you cannot do Australia.
Oh yeah, I want to do any request we have it.
I'll try any of them. Let's play a sensual edition
of cap or no cap. Go right to Jose to start.
Oh boy, okay, do I have an actual like a
country you'd like me to attempt? How you go with

(03:37):
whatever you think is the sex? Okay, all right, let's
let's get the question. First. Dealer's choice. Pigs all over
the world squeal in regional accents cap or no cap. Okay,
so I am going to well, gasp my accsy I'm deep.

(04:02):
I would like to think that zipeg and frownce goes aw.
I ain't going to say no. What is the name
of the gap as a frown? What listeners? I was no?
Jose said no Brey meaning no cap, no French cap,
and it's cape. Watch the name. There's more scientific study

(04:32):
on that. Although it is believe the cows move in
different accents. Oh, my accents are done here at risk
of being shot. Accents are done. Anyone wants me to
answer their questions, let me know. I want you to
do cow accents now, Jeffrey, how about you go next? Yeah,
water makes a different pouring sound depending on its temperature,

(04:53):
cap or no cap. What's interesting? I never thought of
it its temperature. I mean I could see making a
different sound based on like the container that it was in, sure,
but the temperature of the water that well, well, colder water,
the molecules are closer together, and over water they're farther apart,
and things are moving slower faster. I guess when I

(05:14):
cannon ball into a hot tub full of the people,
that does make a different sound, but it's more of
like a who yeah, and like stop doing that sound.
I think you're going to hurt yourself. I don't think
water can sound different. I'm gonna say that's cap. Come on,
Jeffrey said cap, and that's no cap, no way. Yeah.

(05:37):
The heat changes the thickness of the water, which changes
the pitch when it's poured. You go, wow, it's not
the heat that's making the water thick. I'll tell you.
The boys are over too. Let's see if the better
alexis okay. A doctor was the first person to invent
the cigarette cap. Oh weird the irony. I don't know.
I used to babysit for doctors and they are so

(05:58):
wild though, like the time, so many people in the
medical field. This smoke and you think about smoking has
been around forever. Back in the day, they used to
think all sorts of things that were terrible for you
were great. Eat this bowl of asbestos, it'll help you.
That was a good thing. I feel like they thought
it was an appetite pressent, which it is. Yeah, you know,

(06:19):
so you would eat less. I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Take Alexis says no cap and it's cap not true.
Although a dentist was the first person to invent cotton candy.
Oh interesting. Oh man, you guys are awful. I'm full
of wrong people. Get it to me. You're gonna win.
YouTube just celebrated its twenty fifth anniversary cap or no cap?

(06:44):
Oh man? What was twenty five years ago? Like late
nineties and just after twenty four years ago? Yeah, just before.
I'm not I think it's younger because I thought, okay,
this is what I thought. I thought that YouTube was started.
They got the idea for it after Janet Jackson's nip
slip at the Super Bowl. I don't know. That's why

(07:05):
I always heard and that that everyone wanted to see
what happened for themselves again, right, yeah, And I know
that was in the two thousands, so I don't think
it was twenty five years ago. So I'm gonna say
that's cap Brook said, Cap, and that's cap YouTube started
in two thousand and five? Is that the same year

(07:27):
five years ago? I wonder if I'm right on that. Yeah,
the only one that got it right, shocked so many options,
but I'm definitely gonna go with our car crash accuser Jeffrey.
Oh yeah, that's right, sure, because he blamed everyone himself,
charged as much on that credit card as you want.
Guys going, I'm gonna take the shock. And somebody wanted
to hear Hot and Cold by Katy Perry. Because you're hot,

(07:51):
then you're cold. Yes, then you'll know you're in and
you're out. You're up, then you're down, You're wrong when
it's right, A swift shock to the next. I like
that something better when you sing it. That's your shot.
Color question of the day broken Jeffrey in the morning.

(08:12):
You guys have heard of instant coffee? Of course? Oh yeah,
I don't know if you necessarily like it. I do.
Millions of people. They do use it every single day
because it's so easy. You just mix with water and stir. Yeah. Absolutely,
that's Folder's whole thing, best part of waking up. Okay, folders,

(08:33):
I bring it up because a German brewery that's been
around since the fifteen hundreds, thought, hmm, perhaps if we
could doul that's yeahf with mine beer And they've actually
created something called powdered beers. Is good. I'm liking you
just mix it with water and they say it'll look

(08:53):
and taste just like a regular beer. The packets everywhere
with you. So, my god, you could bring it into stadium, Yeah,
bring it on play. Oh my god, it's not gonna
taste the head in the frothiness. How do you have
alcohol in it? That's what they say. The current version
is actually non alcohol, but the boozy version will be

(09:16):
available in the next few months and they'll start selling
it globally. Are you saying that there's gonna be powdered alcohol.
This is not a good thing for people. It could
be something that you buy for yourself at home, or
local pubs could use it and mix it right there
on the bartop to save some money. You could just
put it in your smoothie in the morning. Yeah, just
snort a line of it. Right, Why aren't we just

(09:38):
snorting it? I'm way. So the question is why even
do this? Well, the answer is the environment. It's cheaper
to make it easier to transport, so it has a
much smaller carbon footprint. Those giant like kegs of yeas
one of those things that's really going to backfire. Probably

(09:59):
are going to find way in places to put this
that they well, they're not done either, because this is
part of a string of weird beers that they're apparently
working on, because they're also doing a bath beer that's
in the work, specifically made for you to bathe in.
A bath beer ball. I always heard that like washing
your hair, and beer is supposed to be fantastic for hair.

(10:19):
Can we do this with Seltzer's You know that's what
I want? Yeah, like a white claw. You can just
fill a white cloath ball and water and stir for
a brand new edition of Laser Stories. Coming up next,

(10:41):
it's the radio segment that's opening up a room temperature
ice cream shop all of your favorite frozen treats pre
melted in liquid form. You just get a straw. It's
actually byof bring your own funnel. Oh good time with
Laser Stories segment, where we read weird news stories around

(11:01):
the globe just like everyone else does, except we have
a laser and those other awful waffles. Just don't this
first Laser stories out of Carrie, North Carolina. Recently, an
Amazon delivery driver showed up at a residence to deliver
a package. Unfortunately for him, there was a police standoff
with an armed suspect. Yikes, like at the house he

(11:23):
was supposed to deliver to exactly. The driver's name was
Dwayne Grubbs, but instead of leaving, Dwayne casually walked past
dozens of police cars and groups of cops headed straight
for the door. Oh he's that determined. He's like, I
gotta get that picture, man of it. He got to
within fifteen feet before he's eventually stopped by a SWAT member.

(11:45):
Good And you can see in the security video the
guy gestures to the house as if to say, I've
got to deliver this. Yeah, this guy ordered spongees yesterday.
How is he doing his dishes right now without these?
I'm on my last strike, but I cannot miss one work.
He wasn't allowed through, so he just hands the package
to the person in charge. Okay, that's when he takes

(12:09):
a photo to prove that the box made it. That's
the picture and the video was filmed by a neighbor
who got a kick out of the whole thing. Unclear
what was inside the package or if it was ordered
by the arms suspect inside, and since his chaos lasted
twenty four hours, it could have been ordered during the standoff. Possible.

(12:30):
Can you imagine the slots your package? Afterwards, a local
reporter gave Amazon the best plug it could have received, saying,
if you have Prime, you can get deliveries within two days,
even if your house is an active crime scene. I
feel like my delivery people don't even want to lock

(12:51):
up the steps. This next Laser stories out of Essex, England,
a man named stand Blade was visiting his mother when
he got an idea. He thought it would be fun
to take his dad to the beach. Yeah, it sounds
like a great time. Just one problem though, his dad
died back in twenty eleven a little late. Buddy, so

(13:13):
Stan explained to his mom he felt like this was
the right time to take dad's ashes and give him
a final farewell goodness ashes and it's like a skeleton. Yeah,
that's sweet. His mother reluctantly agreed. Okay, so Stan put
his dad's box of ashes in a grocery bag and
set off Rosbery bag. Before he could get to the beach,

(13:34):
he ran into a group of old mates and ended
up on an epic pub crawl. Stan admits he may
have overdid it. He drank six pints of Stella, five
pints of Loggers, and stumbled his way back home, never
making it to the beach. Oh my god. Man. When

(13:58):
he got back, his mom asked, where's your dad? Who? No.
That's when he realized he'd lost the plastic grocery bags. Gosh,
gonna go down as the dumbest drunk thing anyone's ever done.
You lost your father. Afterwards, he scoured every pub and

(14:18):
then eventually turned to TikTok asking for help and made
a video titled missing person and let everyone know where
he last saw his father's ashes, but so far nothing.
While his mom is pretty upset, Stan isn't too worried
about how his father would feel about the situation, saying,
my dad was a really funny bloke. It's one way

(14:42):
to spread his ashes. I guess this. Next ways a
story is out of the Happiest places on Earth. A
Disney superfan named Nathan fire Sheets just went to all
twelve Disney theme parks in the world and he did
it in twelve days. Wow, that's an accomplishment. Where do

(15:02):
you have to start. Do you start on the do
you start there on the east and then come west.
Maybe he had a whole plan for it, hitting one
park per day, but did just pop in and leave.
He also went on every single operating ride. What all
two hundred and sixteen of that's impossible. You can't do
that with the lines, there's no way. Well, here's a

(15:24):
quick rundown of his trip. He started at Disneyland Paris
on March eighth, Okay, then went to Walt Disney Studios
Park on the ninth, which is also in Paris. After that,
immediately flew to China, went to Shanghai Disneyland on the tenth.
That's a big gap in between. No Disneylands, you know,
Paris to all the way to China there Disney I

(15:46):
think she's right. He went to Hong Kong Disneyland on
the eleventh, Tokyo Disneyland on the twelfth, and Tokyo Disney
c on the thirteen. They have their own c one
didn't even know that existed. After that, he flew across
the Pacific from Tokyo to California, went to Disneyland on
the fourteenth, at Disneyland California Adventure on the fifteenth, then

(16:06):
headed to Walt disney World in Florida with Epcot on
the sixteenth, Disney's Animal Kingdom on the seventeenth, Hollywood Studios
on the eighteen, and finally Disney's Magic Kingdom on the
nineteen hired. I mean most of these were in Florida,

(16:27):
so you can assume there must still so much walking.
He documented the whole thing for his YouTube page, which
we will link to our instant stories at Brooke and Jeffrey.
He called it the Disney Global Ride Challenge. I thought
it was called how to Bankrupt Yourself. That's what everyone's
been asking about how much the trip costs. But so

(16:48):
far he hasn't revealed just to go to the Hong
Kong one. Yeah, maybe there's like a twelve for one
group on this next laser story is out of Restroom World.
I feel like jeff knows a lot about this place.
I think we can all admit public bathrooms are the

(17:10):
place to be. This is exactly what I was saying. Well,
I will say, when you find a good, clean one,
it is like heaven. Yeah, it does. They're usually one
of the grossest places you can encounter on a day
to day basis. So a popular online publication ask people
about different tactics for avoiding germs when you're in there.
Oh yeah, here's the top ones. Number five using a

(17:32):
paper towel to open doors or turn faucets. Yeah, I
use my tongue. Six percent of us do it sometimes
with the paper towel. Number four flushing the toilet with
your foot, which is great because Jose is in their barefoot.
Twenty seven percent of people to do that. Number three

(17:53):
hovering over the toilet seat, Daniel, this is one I
can't stand. That's not necessarily I mean, I feel like
what's on your hands is dirtier than like what's on
your butt cheeks. Number two opening and closing doors with
your butt. Can you turn a door handle? I mean even,

(18:13):
I mean officially, don't touch the door handles on the
public restrooms anymore. I think Jeff's good at this. He's
unlocking it and everything with his chief. Forty three percent
say they do it every time they go in. Finally,
the number one tactic people use for avoiding germs in
public restrooms using your elbow to start the hand dryer
or paper towel dispenser, but the hand drives just blowing

(18:35):
off the germs around, so it's kind of counterinto this.
Sixty two percent of people do that, okay. But speaking
of using your elbow, oh boy, I mean he might
not have one technically, but if he did, he knows
exactly what you would do and that sound. I mean.
The laser stories has come to an end for the day.

(18:57):
We'll do it again the same time on Monday, can
Jeffrey in the morning. If your significant other is really
really upset at you for something and you're just trying
to calm things down and diffuse the argument, what do
you do? How do you do that? You shine a
laser pointer against the wall to distract them for a second.

(19:18):
Who are there? Do you do? You soil yourself as
a sign of submission. That is something that never crossed
my mind. Death after that? Or you open your iTunes
and throw on some Kenny G. Who can fight while
Kenny G's doing his thing? Nobody not even night. Thank

(19:45):
you Kenny G for saving my marriage a saxophone. Well,
one couple has a very strange technique that they use
to instantly cool things down when they start to bicker. Really, no,
Kenny g it's even weirder than that. It's from a
survey of unique rules couples follow to make their relationship

(20:08):
work that others might find a little weird. You're gonna
hear them coming up. No one be good to each other.
I agree. Make sure that you have food in your
frigiday because you do not want to be hungry or starved. Correct,

(20:30):
every relationship has certain ground rules that you both agree
to follow to make it work. Like for that pair
of ninety year olds, don't starve was very important for
the health of their marriage. But every couple though a
little bit different, Like in Brooks relationship, she has a
strict no eye contact Monday through Saturday policy. Is really

(20:55):
sweet special. But do you have any unique rule rules
in your relationship that maybe other people would find a
little bit odd? Because a recent survey asked that to
couples and they all shared their's. Maybe you'll like one
of these so much that you steal it for yourself.
Because we have the top ten unique rules that help

(21:16):
people in their relationships. I like, can't even think of
what these would be. Let's get into it. Number ten,
you can only fight while naked. As soon as an
argument starts to get really heated, you have to strip
down out of your clothes if you want to keep arts.
If you're in the middle of Walmart, I'm telling you
we don't need as much BREA. Feel like that's gonna

(21:38):
end up a lot of therapy for your kids later,
your kid gott into a fight with another person at
school and he got naked. For that couple, it helps
keep their relationship from it probably just helps spring down
the argument so they don't fight it as much. I
just end up I'm not taking my shirt off for you.
Number nine. Never seeing or deal with each other's families. Oh,

(22:02):
it never includes going to family functions or even holidays
like Christmas. You only go to your own families, not there.
You separate during the holidays. How is that healthy? It
probably started after the naked fight rules. We're not going
to each other's families anymore. Number eight. Having all your

(22:23):
big fights over text messages. Oh yeah, they say that
forces you to actually slow down and respond without just
blurting out the stuff and anger the worst. It's hard
to see of someone when they're texting, but you don't
you tend to not say as many mean things in
anger because you don't wait to type it out. What

(22:44):
I am waiting? That's not going to make him cry.
Hold on Well, they say it also creates a paper trail,
so you can go back and prove what someone did
or didn't say. That's always healthy for seven years a
survey of unconventional rules people using their relationships, but others

(23:08):
like the people in this room, might find weird. Number
seven living in separate homes. I knew a couple who
did this. Really. Yes, they were also in radio, and
she said they tried to live together and she hated
all of his crap, Like she said, he had so
much stuff, and so she just got her own place. Yeah,
oh yeah, they both were in separate apartments. This couple

(23:30):
says they bought a duplex instead of a normal house
so that when they got home they could just have
their own personal space but then still be close. It'd
be like you're constantly dating for your entire life, or meant,
it'd be like you were constantly neighbors, your entire neighbors
with benefits. Number six a chicken nugget tax. That's where

(23:54):
if either of you makes chicken nuggets, you have to
bring one nugget as a tax to the other persons
before you can eat any of yourself. Already, couple did
this so specific with chicken nuggets. H I think it's
very bonding for couples, or it's Alexis's relationship doesn't know
how to cook. Anything else goes for the pop tart

(24:16):
tax and the hot pocket tax. Anything that's true. You
need to make anything fresh at the air. Fract Number
five on demand makeout sessions. Yeah, now we're talking. This
is a rule where at anytime you could say I
need thirty seconds and your partner has to stop what
they're doing and give you thirty seconds of uninterrupted kissing.
I think it was great. I'm gonna go yeah, oh really, no,

(24:40):
we we kiss, we make out. But I don't need
this on demand stuff. Like you, if you need it,
then you need to make it happen for yourself. You
I need a little bit of like courage enticement, right,
not just like just like on demand sits. Hey it
over here now? Yeah wow. Number four no checking in.
This is zero pressure to call or text when you're

(25:03):
like going out with your friends, you're out of town
or you're away for the day. Your significant other isn't
allowed to get offended or upset about you not checking in.
You just have to trust each other fully. Yeah, I
feel like my husband was gone all weekend and it
was the best weekend. About we don't really call each
other a text when we're apart. Yeah, she's like, dang it.

(25:30):
Number three separate groceries what WHOA? I've never heard about.
This couple uses separate groceries where you still can share
big things like milk and butter, but otherwise you go
to the store by yourselves and get whatever you want
just for you. Is this a dux couple? This sounds
like a roommate sitch. That just seems like it'd be
way more expensive. You're twice as many groceries your significant other. Hey,

(25:54):
do you have any eggs? Yeah? Can I borrow some sugar?
Number two mid argument, I love yous. This is if
things are getting too heated, when you two are fighting
and you want of you needs to storm out of
the room, you have to say I love you, you leave.
You know that's fed. But but and the number one

(26:17):
unconventional rules some people use in their relationships in order
to make it work. Okay, whisper fights' If you're ever
really upset at your partner, you're only allowed to whisper
your frustration at them, which helps break the tension because
it's already it's hard to take anybody seriously when they're

(26:37):
whispering angry. Would it be really hard for you, Jeff
you can't hear anything? Yeah, what can you do? That's
what couples use and their relationships and working five nine two?

(26:58):
Should we do naked fights on our show? When everything's
getting needed in the studio? Phone taps coming up? Make
me peas next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. The
other day, a father of a first grader got some
troubling news because his wife assigned him to work with

(27:18):
another parent on the school fundraiser. Well, in his mind,
it's the worst thing possible. He'd rather do pretty much
anything else that have to work with a complete stranger
on a school project. But he's about to meet that
person today and it's none other than our own Brook
Foxy already dreamed up some exciting money making ideas involving

(27:42):
their kids, and you're gonna hear them in your phone
tap right now, taps on the twenties. We Hi, is
this Kurt Kendall's father? Yeah it is. Who's just Oh great, Kurt,
this is Diane Hater. Our kids were in the same class.
I think the PTA paired us up for the upcoming auction.

(28:04):
Oh right, right, yeah, yeah, So we're supposed to come
up with some ideas. I'm sure you know my son.
I mean, who doesn't player? Um, what's his name? Player?
I'm sorry, are you saying Claire or are you saying
player like a player on a field. No, it's player like,

(28:28):
he's a player, play a hater. That's our last name's
Hater h d R. Of course. Oh is it it's
a nickname? Oh no, no, no, no, you're starting to
get insulting. Kurt. No, it's not a nickname. I apologize.
We just wanted to go with something unique, unlike Kendall.
But anyway, I was just wondering if we could go

(28:48):
over some ideas that I have for the school fundraiser. Sure,
because I have been brainstorming. I didn't know we were
supposed to come up with ideas already. But welcome to
the Hayter family because we are on top of it.
So my first thought is to do a calendar. Have
you seen those fund raising calendars? I had those. I

(29:12):
think they're adorable. They always sell a fun idea. Agreed,
And I just want you to picture this. Your daughter
Kendall is with my son Playa in different hot tubs
all over the city. You're you're saying, our children will
be in hot tubs, You'll have gold chains, and then

(29:32):
she can wear a two piece with a theme of
the month like October, Jack Lannards all over that little
tiny bikini. Isn't that adorable? I don't think that's appropriate.
What part the chains the children in first trade in
hot tubs? Oh, don't worry, the chains will be twenty

(29:53):
four carrot. We wouldn't want to misrepresent the Hatter family. Yeah,
I guess you wouldn't. How um, just thinking here, noodling
do you think? Do you have other ideas? Maybe we
of course noodle away because my next one total smash
hit a kissing booth with Playa. Oh my god, he

(30:14):
is very experienced for his age. And listen, I know
a lot of people are freaking out about germs these days,
so I was just thinking that the kissing booth would
be just your daughter over and over again. I just
I have to ask you, are you joking about this? No?
And the cutest part is we could take polaroid pictures
and then sell those for extra that like one of

(30:38):
those old timey things that people put up. No, actually,
I don't. I this is very You know what if
Kendall is a late bloomer, I get it. Okay, she's seven,
so she shouldn't be blooming at that age. No one,
no child, This is starting to feel surreal. Me. You're

(30:59):
probably one of the families that limit screen time too.
That's so cute. No. Actually, as a matter of fact,
I don't want disturbing to me. Listen, no judgment from me.
I get it. Maybe you're more into the arts, and
that's why I think you're gonna love my next idea.
The road we're going down, I highly doubt it. So
I heard Kendall does ballet. Yes, wouldn't it be great

(31:21):
if Playa and Kendall they just go to a local
gentleman's club and convince some of the ladies to donate
some of their tips to the school. Are you are
you drunk? Right now? Laya already knows these ladies. What
are there? His babysitters is babysitters. Who else would be
available during the day when I have to go to work.

(31:42):
I think a call needs to be made to the
principle because there's no way I and Kendall and my
family are going to work with the Hayter family who
has a kid named Playa Hater. I don't even know
where to begin with that. I'm not even processing all
of the insanities. I'm sorry, but when you say player
Hater at the same time when you're mad, it's so funny.

(32:03):
It's nothing that's funny about this all is it's funny
yourself actually good it's funny because it's a prank phone call.
I don't find anything funny that you know. It's a
phone tap. My name is Brooke from the radio show
Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and your wife Jane
set you up. What are you saying? Say that again,
I've seen this is all a joke. Jane said. You

(32:26):
were complaining about having to do something for the school
fundraiser with a family you didn't know. Oh my god,
my son play A Haita. Okay, don't be jealous, Kurt,
I'm sorry. Just make sure you bring your one dollar
bills and You'll be fine. Wake up every morning with

(32:51):
phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning. Women are such a beautiful, delicate breed.
Very true job delicate, but I like it. I'd say
delicate because did you know it takes less than eight
spoken words to instantly make one super angry with you.

(33:12):
All you have to do is say something like, you know,
you really should smile more. Yoh? Man, even I'm triggered
on that one. That's bad. Are you sure you want
to eat that whole thing? Yo? Is? Oh, someone's like
a little delicate over there. The listener on the phone

(33:33):
with us today swears he never said anything mildly offensive
to his date. In fact, he was being as sweet
as possible to her. But it became painfully obvious that
he messed up when he got one text that just
had one word. And you're gonna hear what that text
said in your brand new second date Update, Next second

(33:54):
date Update. We've heard of fails happening on first dates
a lot, like forgetting your wallet by accident or hitting
a parked car trying to parallel park in front of
the restaurant. We don't hear a lot of stories though
with altercations where punches are thrown. What is that what

(34:15):
we're doing? Apparently that's what happened with one of our listeners. Aiden.
Oh no, so, Aiden, please tell me that you were
at a UFC fight watching the melee in the octagon.
Is that what you meant? Or are we talking about
your fists? No? Man, it was it was my fist,
but it was all from my head. Wait, what what

(34:36):
I'll get there? Oh my god? Well, no, wonder anyone
is not calling you back? Nobody likes fighting on the
first date. Yeah. I don't think we should rush to
judgment here before we hear the story, even if it
does sound kind of weird at first glance. Yeah, but Aiden,
I mean take us back to the beginning. What's your
date's name? Her name is Kim Okay. She was cool. Yeah,

(34:58):
I met her online and profile said. My father used
to say, whatever you do, do it one hundred percent.
When you work, you work hard. When you laugh, you
laugh hard, you laugh loudly. When you eat, eat a
ton of food, right, Dad's like, no one's watching. Yeah.
I was like, hey, your dad said that, right, So
I was like me and your dad we have a
lot in common. I'd like to feed you a lot

(35:19):
of food and laugh loudly with you. And she she
loved it. Okay, okay, yeah, it's usually not a great
thing to say, like, hey, I'm a lot like your
dad to a woman that your no, I'm not not no,
not if you follow it, I'm going to feed you
a lot of food. Everyone says yes to that. Yeah,
that's what you want to do. So would you guys do?

(35:41):
How'd you guys bond? It was good? I mean we
chatted and then we uh, you know, excited to led
do a date and everything like that. So we both
met up for a few drinks and a barment not food.
I thought, the who you're going to feed her a
bunch of food? I mean, I mean, I'm assuming this
bar has food. Yeah, but still that's not like a
choice of food. He drinks are edible, But if you were,

(36:01):
if you went to a restaurant, you'd be like, what,
no drinks? He promised food. I thought there'd be more
thought into what they were going to eat. I don't
think that that is a bad expectation. Okay, was was
there food at this bar? Can we put this to
rest maybe this is how the fight started. Yes, there
was food, okay. She was the one that suggested. She

(36:22):
suggested this bar anyway, okay, all right, So how was
it like the first meeting. How are you feeling when
you see her for the first time? Beautiful, fantastic, She
was hilarious. We joked a lot, and you know, and
so like, we had a few drinks and I said,
pick a guy in a bar and I'll fight them
for you right now. And she laughed and she was like,
I don't want you to fight anybody anymore. So this

(36:42):
is where it happened. She's like, maybe yourself there, now,
I get it. And so I punched myself in the
head and she laughed and he moved on like that,
and then I thought it got extreme. He's like, oh
my god, I have a knife off himself, a concussion

(37:03):
punch yourself. Was it like a serious punch or joke? No,
it was a joke. Okay. It was very light in
the flight above my temple, it was perfectly fine. Right,
this is I think we can all rest easy now.
And she liked the self punch. Yeah, she thought it
was hilarious. Good, okay, you sound like you have the

(37:25):
same sense of humor. Yea, absolutely absolutely, But then she
got like, well, we had a hum more drinks and
ended up going back to my place to see a movie. Okay,
and we made out for a little bit. She like,
you didn't go any farther than that, but it was nice.
It was really nice. That goes against her policy of
when you make out, make out as hard as the
time it's like I can't breathe. Maybe that's why she's

(37:51):
acting all weird. I don't know what did she say
when she left? She said she had a good time. Um,
but she's been acting strange over text. What do you
mean she's acting range? Yeah? I just I asked her
if she wanted to hang on Friday. I asked to
choose free and she said, huh you would like that,
wouldn't you? I roll emoji. Oh kid. Maybe she's trying

(38:12):
to be sarcastic on text and it's not DUTs a
weird response. No, yeah, I mean so, I said, loo, yeah,
I would Are you up for it? And she said
whatever did you ask her? Like? Did I do something
to make you angry? Women don't like when you get out.
She just at it. She just ended with whatever Okay,
I mean he and she said whatever in cap Maybe

(38:38):
she's just mad that you got beat up on your
date and she doesn't want to date to woos. Yeah,
but he also kind of won that fight at the
same time. True, is there anything she could have found
out about you, like on a Google search or something,
or maybe inside your apartment because she was over there
for at least a little bit. Yeah. No, I'm a
normal guy. I have got a normal job. I'm all good.

(39:00):
That's what all the crazies say. I don't know, man,
I it's like the day was really playful, very fun,
and then back to my place it was very romantic
and like, I don't know, and then those attitude all
the way at the end here and I like, I
don't know what's going on. Oh that is weird. Sounds
like you're in a relationship already. Well, let's call Kim
here and we'll ask her the question that all women

(39:22):
love to be asked, why are you so mad at me? Yeah?
What did I do? Yeah? Maybe we could toned down
that tone. Why are you so upset with the way
that I said it? Anyway, we'll do your second date
update never second texting in a new relationship can be
so dangerous because they can ask you, Hey, what do

(39:46):
you want to eat tonight? And you respond whatever, okay,
and that sounds sweet to your ears, but the person
on the other phone might read it as whatever. So
normally reserve judgment in these situations, except for the fact
that in this case the girl used all caps. Oh yeah,
and I do not forget that. That's why when our

(40:11):
listener Aiden said, Hey, I'd really like to see you.
Is that okay with you? Whatever? I roll emoji. I
think we're reading that correctly. Yeah, And the only question
that we have is why why would she respond that way?
Because they had a really normal date. They went back
to his place, made out, and he said he just
wants to hang out again, and she's giving an attitude.
I don't get it. Personally, I'm scared Aiden, Yeah, me too,

(40:34):
I don't. I don't like to call angry women. It's
just you just like to be one. Yeah, it's an
issue waiting to happen. Yeah, it really is. And you
can't think of any reason why should be so mad
at you. I literally can't think of one thing. We
had a great date, laughed a lot and a little
romantic at the end, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and

(40:56):
with good boundaries like the whole thing. Yeah yeah, Well,
well we're all confused. Hopefully something we learn and get
a little clarity. Maybe she's just randomly mad he texted
her on the wrong day. Whatever, Jose, Let's just call
this girl and see what she has to say. Here
we go. Hello, Hey is this Kim? Yeah, Hey Kim.

(41:29):
My name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
in the Morning. Kim, Hey, hope we caught you in
a good mood today. Okay, I don't expect it, though.
We don't care if you are. I mean, it's fine
if you're not, that's okay too. How did you guys
get my number? Good question? We had a listener give
it to us after telling us a story about a
date that you two went on. Okay, who is it

(41:52):
talking about? Aiden? Aiden gave you my number? Yeah, because
it's part of a segment we're doing right now called
a second Day ad Update. We're trying to help Aiden
figure out why date number two hasn't happened yet. It
doesn't seem like you're that interested, is that true? Well, well, yeah,
I'm not that interested anymore. I mean, I knew it.

(42:12):
Did you like google search him or something and find
out something weird? No? Should I No, I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean like that. I meant like he told
us about the data. It sounded great, And then now
it sounds like you hate him just based on the
text messages that he was reading to us. Oh, he
was reading text messages to you because we felt the

(42:34):
same way that he did. That. It seems like from
what happened that night, you two had a great time.
So there's obviously a disconnect happening. We're trying to figure
out where it is. Well, if you want to know,
I just I mean, I thought Aiden was great. He
was super sweet, good, he's funny, the date was great.
But I just started noticing some patterns that I don't

(42:55):
really want in a potential partner. Okay, okay, what is it? Yeah?
What type of patterns we are you seeing? Well, so
when we first started talking, we were really flirting over text,
and I would send him like selfies of me like
getting ready to go out with the girls and you know,
just be cute and flirting, and he would comments and

(43:17):
reply with these long paragraphs about how Kuto or just whatever,
just like making me feel super beautiful and super seen.
And then after the date, I sent him another picture
and he just replied with a heart emoji reaction. Okay, okay,
yeah right, I mean not after like what he'd been

(43:40):
doing the previous week when I've been sending him pictures.
I don't know. It just feels weird. It feels like
I don't know, I feel like maybe a little taken
advantage of taking advantage of what does that mean? I
don't know, like he get his fix, he made out.
I don't know, like he asked you out again though
he said he wanted to hang out with you again,

(44:01):
like his fix is just kissing. It just seems like
he wasn't that attentive. That's what it was. And I
don't even know why I'm telling you people on the radio,
it's like there's a you think there was like a
vibe shift because he didn't write a paragraph. But he
just like loved your girl. Yeah, he liked you so
much he contacted a radio station to get a hold
of you to get another date with you. Yeah, she

(44:22):
doesn't know that. She's just finding that out now. But
you were reading it wrong obviously, is what I'm saying, yeah,
I don't think I am reading it wrong. He was
treating me a lot different before I get you on
like a hyped response and you just get the heart
still means a lot like Yeah, maybe he'd reached his
text limit and that was all that he could get.
I don't think. It's probably just you don't have time

(44:49):
always to do that. Yeah, and it feels like you're
too desperate. You don't want to do it with everyone.
That's too needy. I mean, and even if he left
you on red, it'd be worse than a horror. Don't
let us tell you. Let aid and tell you directly,
because he's been on the other line listening this whole
time and he wants to say it. Oh hey, how
you doing? Should a poem ready? Bro? I don't know.

(45:14):
I look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to
do here, you know, Sorry, Kim. I I literally don't
know what you need for me. So you want me
to write a paragraph every time you send a picture?
Is that what you want? Because no, I it feels
like a little bit of a red flag for me.
Oh um, well that's a red coast for you there.
I don't know why you call the radio station. Oh yeah,

(45:38):
it's just like send a message back saying something. You know.
It just makes me, I like feel embarrassed, and I like,
I put this effort into taking a picture and sending
it to you, and yet you like just hearted it.
I don't know, So a heart isn't isn't enough of
a show of appreciation selfie or was it a little
bit more provocative? You know, because that is a difference.

(46:00):
Oh well, that is selfie just deserves a heart offense.
But I'm just saying I'm not sending these pictures to
every man. I mean I'm sending to him. I mean
they're they're like subjective, but they're not extreme. I don't know,
I don't you want to know. I don't even talking
about these pictures. So you just need more validation in
your life? Is Yeah, it comes down to aid. Would
you like to apologize for not validating her? I was

(46:22):
validating her with a heart. I didn't know she needed
like words of affirmation. Okay, but think about it, like
when you write something funny in like a group text
and people just do a haha to it instead of
like writing back, oh my god, that was so funny, Like, yeah,
I don't know. That's a half hearted heart that happens
all the time in my group, tex So maybe you're not.

(46:42):
I don't know. I thought we had a great time. Look,
I'm willing to learn. I'm willing to get coaching here.
If you need more, I'm happy to give you more, alright,
And it's good that you guys are having some open
communication right now. I agree. He sounds pretty remorseful for
not being more appreciative because he didn't he didn't realize
that she needed that. But now that he knows, he

(47:04):
can change exactly. Yeah. If he knows that, now that's different. Okay. Yeah.
The thing is that I don't know if he's going
to do it on a consistent basis, Like every time
you make God, is he just going to give me
like a thumbs up? I don't know. High five after
a good makeout session is always good for he texts him,
so like, were good, Yeah, God, high five your husband? Yeah? Sure,

(47:28):
oh God. I'm willing to understand that if it was
like a pattern. But this only happened once, So I'm
willing to take the note and I'm happy to change.
But just start right now by saying one really nice
thing about the way that she looks in her last picture.
So ahead, there you go. You have amazing legs. Like absolutely,
guard that's little bit too long. I need just one word,

(47:54):
leg is change. He's a changed man. He's got to
work his way up and he'll do that on the
next date you guys go out with that will pay
for if you're up for giving him another shot at that. Kim,
what do you say one more date? O'm fine, fine,

(48:16):
as long as you're willing to learn it like I
did have a good time. Oh yeah, great, that was
angry sweet, same time. Great, the most romantic ending to
a second date we've ever We did it right, Well,
thank you, just say whatever. And Jeffrey in the morning,

(48:39):
I know our number one goal on these is trying
to get our listeners a second date. I get that
thousand percent, and we did that. Brooke has tends to
be the opposite, but somebody has stuff to carry the
torch and champion love and that's going to be to me.
So I'm glad we got that second date. But does
anybody else think it's a little bit weird that she
completely stopped talking talking to him and was willing to

(49:01):
never see him again. Because he hearted a photo of
sounds like he's destined to have one of our like
Jose type relationships. How did those go a little tumultuous? Yeah,
burn hot in the beginning and go ice cold within
a Yeah, but sometimes that's all people are looking for,
jeff Yeah, you know we're not. It's not called eighteen

(49:22):
date update. We just gotta get one more. That's a
victory for us. Yeah, we want to get you some
victories in the dating world. You can email the show.
We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. And
check out all of our second date podcasts. They're up
online wherever you get your or you can go to
our website Brooke and Jeffrey dot com Brooke and Jeffrey

(49:43):
in the Morning. I've been singing on the radio for
years now, so yeah, it was crazy, and I've seen
a lot of feedback from our listeners on what they
really think about the songs and performances and their experience,
and from that, I've learned the actual best way to
listen to my songs according to the fans. Okay, they say,

(50:06):
if you really want the most fulfilling, enjoyable experience, then
you need to listen while you're in a warm bubble
bath with a toaster plugged in, perched right on the
lip of that terrible ideas, you're gonna enjoy some fresh
avocado toast while you listen. I don't don't. Yeah, that

(50:26):
will first. Well, that's the full sensory experience. Warm feels
on your skin, yummy eats in your mouth, sensual vocals
in your ear, with a little touch of danger toaster
of it. It's really going to lead to some soggy bread.
That's how you should be listening to my new song

(50:47):
of the week. So go get your toasters ready. It's
coming up. At example, it is time for my song. Okay, Cisco,
If you believe it long enough, then maybe you remember
a time where that song existed, but also where not
only you didn't have apps on your phone, but you

(51:10):
didn't have a phone at all, the dark time. But
almost two decades ago, one company changed the world and
changed the way we interact with each other in society. No, Brook,
I'm not talking about your favorite Ashley Madison dot Com

(51:33):
does have its benefits. I'm talking about the previously one
hundred forty character limited now two hundred eighty character limited,
Tiny bluebird logo platform where you could say almost whatever
you wanted twittered, very exciting. It used to be my
favorite platform. Yeah, it was great. It can be good. Yeah.

(51:56):
It hit us up by the way at Brooke and
Jeffy Jeff fee j E characters. It's a shameless plug.
But this week is Twitter's birthday seventeen years old. No
thunder is in such a tumultuous time. Seventeen is a
hard time here. I mean it's rebel phase. He's really

(52:17):
bringing the issues. Yeah. Ever since it launched, it's been
a huge force in the world, sometimes for good and
positive change, sometimes for not so good stuff. Yeah. But
regardless of whether or not you use it or you
like it, you do know about it absolutely, and you
know people who rely on it for all of their
information in this ever changing world. So I thought I

(52:38):
could do a song that highlights both the light and
the dark stile of using Twitter. It's like hide of
the social platform. Why not because it is a roller
coaster every time you hop on. So instead of doing
the big hit by imagine Dragons made me a believer. Wow,
it's maybe I'm a tweeter. Happy birthday, Twitter, This one's

(53:00):
for you. Ye from my point when I'm ready points
twin Ter first sits the online version of to Rats,
where you boast everything, Dad bumps into your head, one

(53:22):
mind in your bed, read about breaksit, and then watch
you get and climb a tree. Just ignore all the
nonsense and more importantly fall the broken. Jeffrey, I'll be strolling.

(53:43):
I'm a bone till three in the moaning like a Grendel.
I'm a bentrolling every post getting repeated, retweeted, reported, deleted
with the date on your great therapy caters on I'm
playing how can you not be entertained watching a bear
high on cold? I hunted it up, so maybe I'm
a tweet a tweeter Jay highlights up the basketballs and

(54:09):
beat a dreefa, drain a politician flying, then complain flight
into the Antyancy Colum, Yeah, I'm all Kinie and her
sisters and beaver. It's no joke. Twitter's broke, el umpired

(54:32):
everyone all who's left on the staff barely bits inside
a hot tub lau, but they all conjoined a yacht club.
Ronald McDonald tweeted out when the McGriff came back around
and sending the thumbsung to a cloud and canc clown back,
double down and down, loving and living and sharing. Its

(54:53):
probing like battery bunny, keep going and going us roll
down till my thumbs and flame. I'm talking up the gossip.
I'm a tweet A tweet day learning who in Hollywood's
a cheetah a cheetah shame? Sandovo is talking all the

(55:19):
brains and then Kenny and his braining once, Oh you're
gonna find it out a TWEETA I'm tweet don't take
much stay in touch with my loved one far away.
Tweet my grandma a very happy belated birthday. Two weeks

(55:41):
ago on Thursday, got celebrity entities coming and go in
the buxle of scamming before TOTR Corny and I gave
out the code for my bag. Took a gamble of
it on a tweeter A bit QUI quick TWITN I

(56:11):
was deleting. But in a week at yeah everywhere, you
can't get rid of quit likely I hear a jaw.
You hear the Twitter employees clapping from their hot top
right now. Yeah that real hor That was got the

(56:35):
drama in that song, you know, it was like it's dramatic.
When you're scrolling through the Twitter feed, you never know
what you're gonna get. I'm really sorry about your bank account. Yeah,
that shouldn't maybe talk to us in person. Shouldn't have
felt for that. That's all you could text in right
now the seven eighty five and nine too. Tell us
what you thought about the song of the week. We're
gonna post it up online on our TikTok, on our Instagram, Yes,

(56:59):
on our Twitter, all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey,
except for Twitter, which is Brooke and Jeffe. Yeah. Hashtag
song of the week. Yeah, that'll make it super easy
to find hashtag song of the week or maybe hashtag Twitter.
Oh yeah, hashtag you'll find it's your song of the week.
Happy birthday, Twitter bontats coming up right after this. Got

(57:21):
a text to seventy five nine two that says, what
are you gonna do a song about Silver Singles dot com?
That's what I hear. Good job grab, but you didn't
even put the www ahead of that. Yeah, get off
the text board, gramps. I'm not going to cover every
single app in site on the Internet, but today I

(57:42):
did sing one about Twitter to celebrate their seventeenth birthday
on the web, and instead of doing the hit song
by Imagine Dragons Made Me a Believer, I did my
own version called maybe I'm a tweeter Man. We're getting
a lot of responses on our text board. I'm guessing
most of them are just bots ryan to get our
social security. But is anything standing out to you? Like?

(58:04):
I like this? One's little a gry Jeff say so?
Wait Jeff sing a song about the most vile and
repulsive social media platform on earth? Did he run out
of ideas? Oh yikes, Jeff, Yeah, actually I did run
out of ideas. That's exactly a right good Jeff just

(58:25):
actually responded with just a poopa moji. Yeah. Well, at
least it didn't ban me yet. But you know what,
if you want to hear the song or leave me
an angry message about how horrible I am and what
you want to hear next n I said silver singles
in fourth Square, Grandpa, want to sing about the silver single?
Maybe next time you can head over to our Instagram
YouTube TikTok all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke

(58:48):
and Jeffrey in the morning, we got a first time
player on the line His name is Matthew from Enton.
He works in retail, and he says his favorite part
of the jobs he gets to stop bad guys. You
like to take down the shoplifters. Well not, we don't

(59:09):
do that so much anymore, but yeah, no, it was fun.
I'm picturing he's a Verizon employee with brass knuckles. You
don't want the most expensive five git coverage? All right,
keep a movie. You're looking at the phones too long? There, buddy,
are we somewhere in the ballpark there, Matthew, Yeah, somewhere
around that a pretty good idea of what you do.
Let's send Brook out of the studio. All that happens,

(59:31):
you know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, you can say pass. But you have to
beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Yes, sir,
Your time starts now. Harry Houdini was born on this day,
two or falls. He died at just twenty seven years old. True.
What type of kitchen object is chip? In the movie

(59:52):
Beauty and the Beast? Say again? Teacup? Where where's the
famous monument stonehenge located? Scotland. What is the official name
of a lie detector machine? What letters starts the fewest
words in the English language? Hey, how many states start

(01:00:14):
with a letter I? Or Okay? Got those answers in.
Brook's gonna come back in the studio. And oh, interesting
fact I'm seeing on my screener here maybe something that
you have in common with Brooke. It says you have
a eight year old girl. Oh yes, sir, just turned nine. Yeah, yeah,

(01:00:36):
can share some parenting tips back and forth real quick, Brook,
What do you have for him? You know, when she
arns thirty, I'll let you know if any of my
tips worked. I don't feel like I'm at liberty to
give parenting tips. Okay, when you're in the midst of it,
you know, well, call back in twenty two years and
she'll be able to give you a tip. Do you
have any tips you want to give to Brook? Matthew,
I got pretty lucky. My kid's pretty good, So I'm

(01:00:57):
waiting for those teenage years. Yeah, it's like you both
just letting your kids raise themselves. Yeah, do what they want,
you know, really, they're born the way they are. Just
try to guide them. Yeah, hands off parenting. Love it Brooks,
your turn, You're ready? Yeah, your time starts now. Harry
Houdini was born on this day. True or false? He

(01:01:20):
died at just twenty seven years old. True. What type
of kitchen object is Chip in the movie Beauty and
the Beasts, He's a teacup. Where is the famous monument
Stonehenge located in England? What is the official name of
a lie detector machine? Pass? What letter shot? I know?
What letter starts the fewest words in the English language Q? Nope,

(01:01:45):
nope X? How many states start with the letter I? Two? Three, three?
Brook has changed your answer on pretty much every question. Idaho, Iowa.
We're not doing this anymore. We're going over to the
scoreboard to sea with Jose. I've traveled all across the
fabric of space time anyway. Matthew, you got two correct today?

(01:02:11):
All right, I'll think it. Yeah, it's not a bad score.
Ann Brook, Yeah, you you got three. Nice try there, Matthew.
Let's go over the answers here real quick. Harry Houdini
was born on this day. Did he die at twenty
seven years old? No, that's false. He lived into his
fifties before he passed the type of kitchen object that's

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chip in the movie Beauty and the Beast. He's a
little tea cup a little chip around his rim. The
famous monument Stoneheng's located in England. The official name of
a lie detector machine is a polygraph polygraph. Fewest words
in the English language start with the letter X, and
the eventually four states that start with the letter I. Iowa, Illinois, Indiana,

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and Idaho. I'll tell you being from Idaho. Everyone's like, oh,
I've never written to Iowa. I'm like, no, wrong time time,
my man. They're all basically the same, though, Matthew. Fortunately,
we can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
you do win a four pack of Adam tickets to
John Wick Chapter four, Win or Lose. It's his way Out.

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John Wick Chapter four only in theaters and Imax starting
March twenty fourth. You can take your eight year old
girl to watch John Wick. Hey, I know that I
would probably do that parenting style. She does what she
wants and she turns out great, Okay, and then you
just deal with the nightmares later. Yeah, you enjoy that, Matthew.

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All right, we'll do We'll do all right. Everybody, Thanks
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