FULL SHOW: Jeff's Father's Day Song, 2-Word Whisper Date + Poor People Habits (6/13/25)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a brand new full show for

(00:01):
you today, and I gotta say I got a little weepy,
a little weepy at the brand new song of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're going into Father's Day, and.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Of course Jeff loves to celebrate some dads and.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
The big pumpkin for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I agree. This is a kind of a sweet one.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
It is.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is my gift. Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's funny too.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Well.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Apparently you bought your dad at Trager a couple of
years ago and it didn't work. It doesn't use any
gift I buy him. Okay, I started, you'll enjoy the
song more. Yeah, it is all right. Before we start
the new show. What are our comments that we like.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah, there's one from Sammy Salaby who said, guys, I
don't think you're good for me. I listened to you
while working out in the gym and I'm just laughing
the entire time and everyone looks at me like I'm.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Crazy, and you're just always doing as I thought. That
was a breakup text at first.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, no, all right, there we go.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I love it, all right, your new full hour starts
right now.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
Father's Day is this weekend. It's look and Jeffrey in
the morning. And I know, out of the four people here,
most of us are adults, righting that right?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Do you pay your cell phone bill yet?

Speaker 8 (01:13):
Okay, in the eyes of the law, we are adults
still trying to get that.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Juvenile has grown ups. Are we still supposed to get
our dad something on Father's Days?

Speaker 9 (01:27):
Yes, jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Throw out of being your father's kids like yours your
father's kids.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
It's just weird as like a grown man to give
another grown man a gift. It just feels odd.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That is strange.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Are you guys getting your dad something? Because I'm not.
We just have a tradition in our family. We're on
Father's Day, my dad calls me so I can wish
him happy Father's Day, and you still ignore if he
go three times. That's how I know he's serious.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
And I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Because you're that is so nice?

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, sure, yeah, he's nice to people who aren't his son.
What about you, guys, Brooke, did you have a tradition
in your family for Father's Day?

Speaker 10 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:12):
I have.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I have gifts for him for this weekend. I'm not
gonna say what I'm gonna be with my dad.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Oh yeah, no, I totally believe you. Sure, Jose, do
you do something for your dad?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I was get him something this year. I got him
a soccer jersey, and you know, I was something sporting.
Or we'll go to lunch or dinners.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Yeah, oh nice. What about Alexis I know in the
past you charged your dad money on cameo for a
Father's Day. Are you gonna give him a break this year?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, he's wanting to do a game together, but the
tickets are too much money, so I'm going to ask
him to buy him and I'll be free that weekend.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Yeah that is really nice.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah that's what I was gonna say. Oh yeah, I
could probably do that.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Probably. Least we all have a plan now for Father's
Day so we can move on and get into the
shack collar question of the day. And oh, actually, maybe
Jake can call my dad for me this year and
wish him a happy Father's Day to sound more heartfelt
that way, If you were.

Speaker 12 (03:04):
Ever born, then the chances are pretty high that you
have a dad.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I was born.

Speaker 12 (03:09):
This weekend is Father's Day, the one day out of
the year where Brooke is legally obligated to laugh at
her husband's jokes. Oh yeah, it was in their binding
marriage contract and a half chuckles. Yeah, fine, I.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Knew I should have read that more thoroughly.

Speaker 12 (03:24):
But that's not the only way we're celebrating Father's Day today,
because we're also doing a special Top twenty Dad Hobbies
edition of plenty of twenty. In front of me, I
have a list of the top twenty favorite hobbies that
dads like to do. According to the American Recreational Association,
you just have to name them to stay in the game.

(03:45):
So let's start with the woman whose dad's favorite hobby
is paying her cell phone bill. That's Alexis.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Okay, my mom is my phone, My dad is my car.

Speaker 12 (03:54):
Your apologies to Barb.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Another thing I'm gonna ask my dad to do this
weekend is grill for me because he likes it. I
think I love to grill. That's my answer.

Speaker 12 (04:05):
Cooking or grilling number.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Two on my list, she says, I get chicken out
sports chicken.

Speaker 12 (04:13):
Let's go for the brook.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, I'm gonna go pretty stereotypical on this one, and
I'm gonna say golf.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh that's such a good answer.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
Golf number fourteen on my Wow, that's the way down there,
go over to Jose.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
My dad's a little sweet and different, I think, like
the most dads. Like he doesn't golf or do anything.

Speaker 12 (04:33):
But read the obituaries.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
He really does.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Anyway, another person he's dead in the community. I'm going
to say, because he makes sugar water for them. Bird
watching in the neighborhood.

Speaker 12 (04:48):
Bird watching, it's not on my list. I gave it
one sober it's not in the top twenty. Speaking of
bird watching, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Well, when I was younger, my dad would always drag
me out to watch his Rex softball games, and I'd
have to sit in the stands and cheer for him
and all the other like overweight past their prime dad.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
My dad softball too.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Really?

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, So give me like recreational softball, Rex sports.

Speaker 12 (05:15):
Rex Sports number six on my list. We'll take them
all off the board, basketball, softball, everything's off there, We're
back to Alexis.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay. I thought of a gift while thinking of this answer.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Okay, I'm going to offer to d D for my
dad because he likes to go to the casino at
sports bet very cool.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
The hobby is gambling away family money. It's a problem.

Speaker 12 (05:41):
Yeah, it's something sports gambling. It did not make the top.
You know, not legal in all states, so probably tough
to make the American Recreational Association stops.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
I kind of forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, I'm going to say something that my dad actually
doesn't like doing, but I think most dad's interesting.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gonna say fishing my dad. They said super boring.

Speaker 12 (06:06):
Fishing is the number one hobby on my list, Jeffrey,
it's your turn.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Something that my dad's always been into for years and
years is photography, and even now he puts together like
giant photography books, random photos. They're not is he good?
I'll bring them. I'll bring them to I was going
to say this, but no, he's very passionate about it,
and I admire his passion for photography.

Speaker 12 (06:34):
Photography number four on my list. One, two and four
off the board, Three and five are still there, Brooke.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, my dad was always buying old cars thinking he
was going to fix him up and then never getting
around to it.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So I'm gonna go with restoring old cars.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Cars.

Speaker 12 (06:52):
Working on cars is number eighteen on my list barely
snuck on there. We're back to Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
A lot of dads like to like get into stuff
with their hands and crafts.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
I don't know where you why does your voice get.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
One of the masculine dad things that you can do
is do some woodworking. Oh, carve some wood.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
Again, my mind went somewhere else. Number nine on my list,
We're back to Brook. Do you love your dad more?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do love my dad. I would say, like lawn caring, gardening.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh that's so good. Just say that, don't just stop.

Speaker 12 (07:34):
That's it positive statement gardening. Number ten on my list.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Jeffrey, what about a shout out to all the dads
who like to go take all their clothes off he
and take a dip in the pool swimming?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
That's why did you be naked?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
You got your dad's going to do that?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Actually, my dad loves to be naked, is that man?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (07:56):
That makes me better swimming swimming?

Speaker 13 (08:00):
It did not make my list.

Speaker 12 (08:02):
That means Brook, you love your dad the most. Some
of the some of the hobbies you guys missed. Number
three was reading Number five meditation or yoga.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh my god, my dad would My dad would never either.

Speaker 12 (08:18):
Miss cycling or working out, hunting, playing an instrument, puzzles, camping, dancing,
stock trading, rock climbing, and number twenty martial arts.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
O you guys, imagine my dad, my sweet dad. I'm
going to hug you, very aggressively.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Since Brooke got the most right, she gets to choose
who get shocked, they're going to be singing my Boo
by Alicia Keys and Usher.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm going to give it to the person with the
most daddy issues. Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
A crapshoot there, Okay. Started when we were younger. You
were mine another mother saying you can about us and
then you'll rise. We knew it was going to your
shot collar. Question of the day, Happy Father's to everybody.

(09:08):
Phone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Jose you're a gamer, right, Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. What's your take on the newly released
Nintendo Switch to I? But okay, we're gonna remove that
comment from this entire secause. Just a few days ago,
hardcore gamers camped out for hours. Yea, just like the

(09:36):
black Fridays of old, with long lines all around. Best
by waiting to buy this new console.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, it feels like the world's healing when people are
camped out for overpriced electronics. Doesn't.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
And if you haven't heard of this thing, then Nintendo
switched to It's got a bigger screen, updated versions of
their Joycon controllers, new social features to game chat with
your buddies. But the biggest change is the price.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
How much? Because I haven't even looked yet.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Now keep in mind this is a handheld gaming device. Yeah,
and if you purchase the bundle, which is the console
in one game Mario Kart World, that'll cost you five
hundred dollars. That's before tax. So you're probably wondering, how
did it do well? In the first four days alone,

(10:25):
it set a new gaming record. Whoa moving fifteen million units.
That's crazy in four days.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, honestly, okay, five hundred dollars is super expensive,
but phones are a thousand dollars over now, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
So it's like people are just used to spending that
much money for something like that.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
And last we checked, it was made available on best
Buy's website for three whole minutes until it's sold.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Out entirely a game you can't even get one.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
No, at least not at the moment. Okay, keep hitting
that refresh bruton until one comes in stock and text
into seven eight, five, nine to two. If you got one,
tell us is it worth it? Laser Stories it's coming
up right after this. It's the radio segment that's finally

(11:14):
bringing comfy living to the great outdoors with the new
Snugie tent, a wearable shelter that sleeps for inside. Why
pitch a tent when you can be the.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Tent in here?

Speaker 7 (11:29):
That's right, It's all available with Laser Stories, the segment
where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those
other tramp camps just don't. This first laser story is
out of my favorite swamp Land, Florida. A seventy year
old man named Patrick Mitchell pled not guilty in court

(11:50):
this week. And what was he accused of? Cops say
he was at a Sam's club when he stopped to
urinate on two palettes of canned goods.

Speaker 13 (12:00):
Come on, man, hold on, hold on now.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Don't judge until you hear the whole story. It's not
fair of you to jump to conclusions.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It could possibly be a good.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
Reason for that.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The cans were on fire.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
One palette was a big stack of Vienna sausages, the
other a very tall display of spam. Okay, do you
feel better now? They are random meat? No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I love spam.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Wow, yeah, me too, judge. But after he zipped up,
he wandered around the snack section for a while, sat
down on some of the patio furniture for about ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I'm sure there was no drugs involved in this, and then.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
He paid for everything in his cart and left.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Nobody got it, Just an upstanding customer.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
For all the good guy.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
The can shape like toilets.

Speaker 12 (12:50):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
And the thing is is it's free to use the
bathroom there.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, you know thing customers, if you can find the
bathroom inside that giant faouse, it's pretty big. So they
id'd him using info from his Sam's Club card and
arrested him at his home. He's now facing charges for
a disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. The second one's a
felony because he damaged over one thousand dollars worth of

(13:16):
merchandise and even though the manager was on the fence
about it. In the end, the store decided to throw
out everything on the paletts.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Wait, don't be on the fences.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Some of it's good, it's kind of plastic wrapped.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Most of it had to come to a vote.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I mean, honestly, if one of my kids pete on
something at home like that, a can of something, I'd
wash it off.

Speaker 13 (13:37):
And it's in the can.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's just that it's a stranger. That's where it's hard.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Over three thousand, three hundred cans of Vienna sausages and
twenty seven hundred cans of spam had to be tossed out.
They say the combined value was over ten grand.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Much.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, but whoever went dumpster diving gold mine?

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Literally, and as you heard earlier, entered in and not
guilty plea and vows to dedicate his life to catching
the look alike who's trying to frame him That look
like me downstairs too. I swear, Yeah, I've never repeated in.

Speaker 13 (14:13):
My life this.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
The next laser story is out of Let's just stay
in Florida for a while.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Thirty five year old man figured out how to fly
anywhere that he wanted completely free. I heard about Please
tell me how his name?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Want to this brook?

Speaker 7 (14:31):
His name is Tyron Alexander, and he accomplished this feat
not with high balance credit cards accruing miles. All Tyrone
had to do was pretend to be a flight attender.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
Sounds like, I mean, how.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Could you pretend? Though they have uniforms, they've got badges,
they've got on this.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Old Tyrone was able to fabricate thirty different badge numbers
and falsify hiring dates for every single one of them.
Then he'd log onto the airline employee flight system.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Dude, those systems are so amazing. My best friend's mom
works for an airline. You could get on anything if
you're yeah, if you are part of her family.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
So he got on that system and started booking away.
Oh my god, ended up being able to take more
than one hundred and twenty free flights before he finally
got caught. And this went on for years, beginning all
the way back in twenty eighteen up till present day.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Why did you do it like once and then be
like I got away with it, Thank god, I'm done.

Speaker 14 (15:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think after three times you're like, wait a minute, yeah,
you're convinced yourself you're an actual employee.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, airlines.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
With the way the aviation thing is going, they need
more people working for them right now. But Tsa eventually
figured it out. No word on how, but maybe he
went through the same security line in a different airline
attendant outfit two different days in a row. Oh yeah,
we don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
But what we do know is that he was arrested
and now faces up to thirty years behind bars.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I mean, think about how much money.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
If you're taking international flights, you've stolen probably hundreds of
thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
At least I'd see a lot of the world before
he went to jail there.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Yeah, he has seen it, and he gets to hang
out with the guy that pete on all the spam
and all the sausages.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
They're buzz.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
He's also been blacklisted from seven different major airline carriers.
The only one who's open to having him is Spirit. Yeah.
Their official quote was, eh, why not, especially if he
checks his bags, we can charge him more.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Partickets are like ten bucks anyway, so what's the big seat.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
They probably don't even give free flights to their flight
to ten.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
I like that Spirit came out looking good in this story.
That's awesome. This next Lazer story is out of the
Cargo Shorts Council. This Sunday's Father's Day, and some people
are still obsessing over a great last minute gift idea.
According to Google Trends, the top searches over the past
week are gifts for dads who have everything, who want nothing,

(17:03):
and who don't like anything.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Seriously.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Well. According to a survey, seventy five percent of dads
say their ideal Father's Day is spent outdoors doing stuff
like hiking, camping, barbecuing, and fishing. That's awesome, and they
prefer making food on a grill over going out to
a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh, Father's Day, my dad wants to have steak, but
he wants to cook it perfect.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
I know where he could find some free Vienna sausages
like us. Or if you do insist on getting a gift,
there's no need to think outside the box. Thirty three
percent of dads say they prefer practical gifts that they'll
actually use, especially gift cards.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Sorry, I don't think my dad would ever use a gift.
Doesn't use any gift I've ever bought him. I'm a
trigger and he won't use it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
He likes his old grill better.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
I got a Home Depot gift card every year, and
every year he uses this is your retractable holes from
Home Depot.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
That's all you want.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
Another option, you can get your father set up to
try something that he's never done before. Fifty six percent
of dads say they're interested in taking up a new
outdoor hobby, something like pickleball or kayaking, or even better,
you can take your dad out into nature and watch
the animals that Oh, look at that. It's a turtle

(18:24):
inside of a red new balanced sneaker. It looks like
he's burrowing into it trying to make a new home
or maybe make a new baby sneaker. At least you're
watching with your dad. And that sound means Laser Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Monday.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today a
brand new study was released and as thousands of Americans,
what's the number one poor person habit you learned growing up?
That I guarantee Brook one hundred percent doesn't do anymore.
She's too busy riding down a giant pile of cash
with your kids, like it's a water slide. So Brooke

(19:09):
doesn't have time for it anymore.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
I doubt that.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
And you want to know what it is, We're gonna
tell you coming up right after this. Oh, how the
mighty have fallen?

Speaker 15 (19:18):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (19:19):
And by mighty, I mean myself broken Jeffrey in the morning.
So I think some would say that I was born
with a silver spoon in my mouth and a silver
diaper on my bottom that was placed on my rear
by two silver haired nannies. I was well off, and
I didn't think it was strange when we took a

(19:40):
year off of school to sail our catamaran to Mikonos.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh, yeah, did you sail it? Or did you have
your crew sail it?

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Of course, saying I did think it was odd that
our limousine driver, Beauregard, wasn't allowed to come with us. Oh,
had to rely on local transport.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
But you know that's a thing. We all face hardships
in our lives.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't know how you got through it job me either, and.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Now my life isn't nearly as fancy. Meanwhile, Brooke is
on the opposite trajectory, born into squalor stealing silver spoons
from others, and now through a little bit of greed
and grit, she's found herself at the top of the
food chain, owning many properties and the people who co
inhabit them.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
But I wonder if Brooke remembers what it was like
to live back in her struggle bus days. Yes, we're
about to find out, because a new survey asked five
thousand Americans what are the quote poor people habits they
learned growing up that they'll never stop doing no matter
how rich they get. You do sound.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Elitist when you say poor people For some reason, it's.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
The wording from the survey, but it's.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Poor.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Apologize, but that was my upbringing. So and number ten
poor person habit, I just can't like.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
It makes you unlikable, And I like you a lot.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
Is using every single last drop of all your products.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh, absolutely cut them open to get the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You add water to make sure that you shake it
real hard to get all the other stuff out.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Wow, you got so excited about that. That was just
number ten on the list.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
You don't do that now?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
What?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yeh?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Products are as expensive as woman's Maybe that's it.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
You know you get a lot number nine, always checking
the clearance bins and clearance section at clothing stores. Actually,
you know what, I can't relate to this one. When
we visit the Lamborghini dealership, what we would at least
look at the previous year's model of Hurricane Stirato.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, do they keep it in the back room, just
like all the other clearance.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Of course we wouldn't buy it, but we would at
least pretend to look.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Number eight keeping leftover screws, nuts and bolts from furniture kits,
and old broken appliances that all get stored in the
garage just in case they need to be used fifteen
years later.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Okay, I have more shocked that people don't do these things,
like you just rooted the extra stuff?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Like do you have any Alan wrenches? I have from
Ikea so many?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
How many times have you reused any of those Allen wrenches?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well I could someday you're okay, you're a hoarder now broke.

Speaker 9 (22:28):
Oh yes, you don't know when you need it.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
These are all from a survey of poor people habits.
Number seven hand washing zip lock bags so they can
be cleaned and reused again.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
I do it all.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sometimes if there's a really sticky food or something in there,
it will get downgraded to be used for the screws.

Speaker 13 (22:56):
Wasn't, Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Your entire family horribly sick recently, And do you ever
wonder am I.

Speaker 12 (23:03):
Doing anything that could be causing this?

Speaker 7 (23:05):
Maybe reusing the same ziploc bag from twelve years ago.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
It's fine if you turn it inside out and let
it dry first. Okay, you just can't let moisture in
it for that long god, Okay.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Number six. Collecting all the complimentary soaps and products at hotels.
Now here's the thing. They don't really have those as
much anymore because they bolt everything up against the wall.
You can't steal them. But I'm sure Brook you have
a ten year supply built up from lat Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Go I do so obviously.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
I put the lotion in my bag and then I
read the sign of the way out, and it's like,
we'll charge you fifty dollars if you take the loa.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah a bolt a hotel.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Number five, absolutely one hundred percent. Do not leave the
room with the lights on. Make sure you turn them. Yeah,
that's seriously, But in our defense, if you leave the
lights on on your beach house, then vagrants might think
no one's hold and they'll try and break in. So,
you know, that's just a different way that we did it.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
You may like reroute a ship, that's true.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
Confuse it of a lighthouse. Yeah, so if you're just
joining us, these are the quote poor people habits that
Americans say they'll never stop doing, no matter how wealthy
they get, according to a new survey. Number four, reusing
wrapping paper from gifts you've received to wrap presence for
other people selectively.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I've done.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Some of it is so cute, like the really nice
you don't want to tear it. And if you don't
have it hot tip other things you can use the
comics from a newspaper. Great use for tinfoil, makes it shiny.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
You can find all these on Brooks Low income Ted
talk this year. Number three. To maximize the value of
your snack, always lick the yogurt lid.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's like, oh yeah, that's just joy.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
It.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Literally somehow the yogurt on the lid tastes better than
the yogurt in the containers.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Okay, well, my parfites came in glass cups and they
didn't have them. You had to put the oats in
and the berries.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
You didn't have oats berries.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
You had to actually right, right, maybe Beauregard to the top.
Number two is drinking tap water.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
But what else would you drink bottled water?

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Or or get an infused IV drip and a handwistmatcha
from Peru like a normal person.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Tap water is just fine.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Some of us aspire for more than just fine, Thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Are awful.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
And the number one poor people have it that Americans
say they'll never stop doing, no matter how rich they get.
Cleaning your own house by yourself, Brook, You want to
admit anything to our listeners about that, I'm gonna tell
you right.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Now that is the one goal I have in working
is just to have enough money to hire someone.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Two weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, I hire someone. Ever, that's what I'm saying. You're right,
That's what I'm saying. I hire someone every two weeks.
It is a glorious, decadent thing to have someone to
help clean.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
And when Brook doesn't hire the maids, she forces her
husband Michael to clean and his sexy maids that she
bought for him for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
His buns are so cute.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Those are the poor people habits that Americans say they
will never give up. We got a phone tap coming up.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
If there's one thing that gets under Brook's skin more
than anything else, it's when other people try and tell
her how to raise her kids.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I mean, you know, I don't listen to anybody.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
She's okay with telling you how to raise yours. Dare
you come and tell her it's not okay for her five.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Year old to eat raw roadkill near the.

Speaker 16 (27:00):
Much squirrel as you want, We're going to go home
and spoon and watch Titanic.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Later.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
She's gonna do what she wants to do.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Squirrel pops, all right.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
What wants to do right now is tell a lady
whose daughter is currently in daycare that they're going to
need to go to extreme measures in order to teach
her how to behave trigger well.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I hate doing this to moms, and I also kind
of love it. It's just so easy. It's so easy.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Listen to Brook in her element in your phone right now.

Speaker 13 (27:32):
Another Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Hello, Hi, this is Catherine.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm the new administrator over at stake care.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is this Leah's mom, Maria?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It is?

Speaker 15 (27:47):
How is she doing?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, she's actually doing perfect, which is kind of why
I wanted to talk to you.

Speaker 15 (27:56):
Okay, what do you mean perfect?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Kind little pun there, because we both know she really
loves our classroom cat, pork Chop.

Speaker 15 (28:05):
Oh my goodness, she does. She talks about him all
the time. She loves that cat.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, she loves so much that we're starting to
worry that little Leah is identifying as a cat.

Speaker 15 (28:21):
Wait a minute, she's a kid. That's what they do.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I'm just trying to tell you what I've been experiencing.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
And I've seen little Lea rolling around on the floor,
putting toy mice in her mouth, batting at a ball
of yarn with their little hands.

Speaker 15 (28:38):
Okay, I mean if I was four years old, I
would love that as well.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well, I know you're laughing about it. I love that,
but I do think it's a little bit more serious.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I hate to see your daughter get into our pork
Chok's litter box. You know, I just feel like she's
one step away, and that is what concerns me.

Speaker 15 (28:58):
So that's when you tell the for your world it's
like little box or a cat. I mean, come on,
that's I'm not understanding.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, a normal four year old I would say that too,
but a four year old who thinks they are a
cat that actually may be more detrimental.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
So I'm just telling you this that when we're home,
she talks about pork chop, but she does not run
around thinking she's some cat.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm glad to see her. Feline tendencies haven't kind of
made their way into your home yet, but to make
sure they do, I think we do have a couple
of ideas in place to kind of keep.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
This at bay.

Speaker 15 (29:30):
What are you even talking about right now? Just let
her be what she wants to be. It's an imagination.
Let the kids do what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I hear you, I hear you one.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
And that's why we are going to jump on the
cat bandwagon. And we're just gonna maybe.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Put a collar on her.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Excuse me, I mean, we wouldn't want her to slip
out at somebody's feet when the door gets open and
run into traffic.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Wait, it's just to keep her safe.

Speaker 15 (29:55):
This is out of hand. I think you're out of hand.
Oh whatever you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh maybe it came off wrong. Maybe I am so sorry.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Listen, I understand as a parent that may have sounded
a little aggressive.

Speaker 15 (30:07):
Uh yeah, I would never ever consider putting a leash
on my child. What kind of sense does that make?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, Lea's just a caller, And don't worry, we will
get her microchipped and make sure that we can keep
track of You're a little kitt.

Speaker 15 (30:19):
And Lee, you are not going to micro trip my child. Okay,
I mean all of this. I can just come over
there and take her out of the school right now.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wow, well, excuse me, I was just going off what
you said.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
We were trying to balance imagination with safety.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
They're kids, not animals.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Last resort, mister Jeremys has suggested that maybe she started
pretending like she's a dog, Like, no much easier to train.

Speaker 14 (30:41):
Am I hearing you correctly?

Speaker 15 (30:42):
This is my child we're talking about.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, your husband, Marcus, he kind of liked the dog idea.

Speaker 15 (30:48):
No, he did not, and he would never he would
have told me about something like this.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Well, I think he wanted me to tell you, tell
you that this is a prank phone call.

Speaker 15 (30:55):
Anyway, now you're talking bullsh Wait a minute. What the hell?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, I mean, yes, yeah, you're right, But no, your husband,
Marcus actually set you up from a prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is Brett from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
In the Morning.

Speaker 15 (31:09):
Oh my god, don't blame me.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You need to blame Marcus.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
He emailed us and said, your daughter won't stop talking
about how much she loves.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
The cat pork chopp a daycare.

Speaker 15 (31:21):
Oh my, guess he knows.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I hope I wasn't out.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Of balance when I said your daughter had to be
microchipp to collar.

Speaker 15 (31:28):
Collar my child.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
I was getting ready to go off on everybody.

Speaker 15 (31:33):
So bad, You're bad, you are so bad. Wake up.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Every morning was still tab weekday mornings on the twenties,
brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
On a dinner date, it's not totally unheard of to
ask the waiter if you could switch tables.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, no, it's pretty normal because.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Maybe the leg is wobbly, or maybe it's right below
the air conditioning vent.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Did I hate that?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Or maybe you just want to be less visible to
the security cameras so they can't see what's happening under
the tablecloth.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
They're playing.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
But in today's call, none of those explanations seem to
fit for why a guy asked to switch booths halfway
through a date, and we were all stunned when we
finally learned the actual reason he demanded to switch locations.
Did not have it on my Bengo card. I'll tell
you that you'll hear it in a brand new second

(32:33):
date update next the second Date Update. If you go
out on a really good first date, it might end
in a little kiss. It could end in a tender hug, or,
if you're lucky, a three way chicken fight with your
parents sitting on top of each other's shoulders inside of

(32:58):
a pool.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Well.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
One of our listeners says she got something else at
the end of her night, a two word whisper in
her ear, and she's not sure really what it meant,
if anything, so.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
Let's talk to her.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I just cringe, thinking.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
It could be something really nice and romantic. Baby Angie,
Welcome to the show. I'm very curious about this whisper.
But before we get to that, first, tell us the
guy's name and how you met him. Whisper it to us, Nicholas,
No more whispering, No more whispering until the actual whisper happened.

(33:40):
How about that.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
There on their car to their radios down or out there.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
I don't know you met Nicholas how.

Speaker 14 (33:48):
I mean, it's kind of embarrassing. But we met on
plenty of Fish, which I know people don't even use anymore.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
But yeah, I think there's actual only fish on their
question what drove you to plenty of Fish?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (34:00):
It's just one of those that like, I set up
a profile I don't even know how long ago, and
then I'll get in a relationship and I'll get off it.
But like I can just go reactivate it.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, question does it even have an app?

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Or you have to use a browser?

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Evenest it only operates over facts?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Now, okay, got me. I thought it still was printed
out on the back of the weeklies.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
That could be. I want to But the important thing
is that you matched with this Nicholas guy. So tell
us what did you do for your date?

Speaker 14 (34:30):
We went to dinner. We went to a tie place,
which is one of my faves, so that was good.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Did he remember that it was one of your favorites
because that's always like really nice too?

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Well, I picked it, so that made that Okay, it
deserves credit a little bit for.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Going along, so let's get it.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
And I'm a lady who knows what she likes and
it's padi.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Awesome. So what did you think when you first saw
each other.

Speaker 14 (34:56):
I mean, I feel like we hit it off. I mean,
I will say it kind of sucks, and I feel
like a lot of times they get like flirty to
the point that you're like, all right, dude, calm down,
like they'll ask you for sexy pictures before you've even met.
And he didn't. He was more like soft spoken, more
like a like a nerdy type. But it was cute.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
And he was respectful of your boundries.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
So a nice guy. That's sweet and considerate. I'm surprised
you didn't unmatch him immediate, right, Yeah, that's really funny.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Was there any like, I don't know, moments of real
flirtation that happened.

Speaker 14 (35:38):
Yeah, I mean it felt like a good first day
for the most part, but like, I don't know, they'd
be like I'd ask him a question and there'd be
like a five seconds delay and then he would go
and see answer and it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Weird at all, but like just staring at you for
the five seconds.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
You know, though, some people are just bad at timing
in a conversation. Have you ever talked to somebody who
like takes really long pauses and you're like, wait, do
I go?

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Do not?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Maybe his timing is just a little off.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Maybe what are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (36:05):
Me?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Sorry sort of.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Answer.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
So I like to think of it as I'm just
a good listener.

Speaker 14 (36:14):
Yeah, but I was done talking, and I mean he
was checking his phone a lot, so I wonder if maybe,
like maybe he thought I was boring.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I don't know, you know what, I think this is
mind blowing to me. He does something that I could
never do, and that is think before he speaks.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm thinking Google before he speaks, Google fast. I know
that he's having a I listen in.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Thing.

Speaker 14 (36:40):
Was one point, like early on, after we sat down,
like before we had ordered anything, he was like, oh man,
it's really loud over here, and he was like, do
you mind if we moved to like the back where
it's choire And I was like, no, that's fine, and
I moved us up.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Maybe I don't know. I think I honestly think we're
over thinking it.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
I was just thinking what Jose was thinking, like if
this is a really sweet, nice guy who's trying to
come off like he really cares. He might take a
second to try and come up with a really good
answer to your questions.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Blurting stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Wow, the whole point is the awkward pauses. Didn't bother you, right, No.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
I wouldn't say they bothered me. I just it was weird.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
It was noticeable because they probably didn't bother him. That's
how he communicated to him.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
He was like, that was a normal back and forth totally,
so overall, pretty solid date. I'm really really interested though
in the end here when he whispers something into.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I want to know if he waited five seconds before he.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Did the run us through what happened there?

Speaker 14 (37:35):
Okay, so end of the day, we were like outside
of the restaurant about to go our separate ways. I
give him a hug, and when I hug him, he
whispers in my ear, good job, good job, good job,
like sums up good job.

Speaker 13 (37:51):
Well, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Maybe he just doesn't know how to end a date, like.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Maybe it was any dialogue that came out. Maybe he
was talking to him.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Is it like the thing where you're you're wanting to
be like, hey, good date, or like in two words,
that you mixed two things together and accidentally say something awkward.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
It could be the whole reason he's not calling you
back because he's like, God, why did I say that?

Speaker 14 (38:17):
I mean maybe, but like even after he said it,
I was like, wait, what are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (38:22):
What did he say?

Speaker 14 (38:23):
He just he put his finger to his mouth, like
like it's our secret, But I have no idea what
he was talking about.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
That is pretty romantic, But anytime a man puts his
finger to his I don't like that. It's creepy. Anybody
nobody should.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
So have you texted him since the date ended?

Speaker 15 (38:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:42):
So we were, you know we were.

Speaker 14 (38:44):
We had like a cute little back and forth before
the day, you know, we'd like send each other memes
or whatever. So like I did that, but no, I
have not gotten any response.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Oh okay, something's up. We're going to come back the
exchange rate that's not okay. We're gonna call the plenty
of Fisher and we're gonna see what he has to
say when we come back and get you your second
date update right after this.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Date.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
It's the two words that every little boy is dying
to hear from his unapproving father, good job, Yeah, proud
of your son.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
We're proud of you, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
That's not exactly what a woman wants to have whispered
into her ear at the end of a first game.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I thought we were going to go into jeff therapy session.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
We know nearly enough time, okay, But it's what happened
to our listener Angie after she hung out with a
guy named Nicholas the other night. He gave her a
hug and then softly said, good job.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Girls are not happy about this.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
She wasn't either, right, I don't think any woman would
be happy about that. But we've got a lot of
questions about the good job, about some of the other
weird stuff that was happening during the day. Angie said
she's willing to look asked it if she can get
another chance with him, because he seemed like a great guy.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
He said that he was like a little reserved, a
little nerdy, like those are some of the quirks that
come with nerdy, you know.

Speaker 15 (40:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (40:12):
I mean that's the thing though, Like it's so hard
to meet an actual, nice, respectful guy, and I just
feel like he was and I'm assuming I messed up.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
You think you messed up, and that's why you likely.

Speaker 14 (40:25):
It's the person who calls in that messed up. And
like I said, maybe thought I was boring.

Speaker 12 (40:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Is becoming self aware?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
No? You don't like that? Are you cool?

Speaker 7 (40:38):
If Nicholas has an unapproving father, is that okay?

Speaker 15 (40:41):
I think I can deal with that.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It'll be something Jeffrey and he can bond.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yes about it.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Let's call him. I'm a Dala's number right now. Let's
see if he picks up. Don't Hey, is this Nicholas listen?

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Nick?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Hey man, thanks for answering. You are on a radio
show right now? He called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Welcome to the show, Nicholas, how are you man?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Why am I on a radio show?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Great question?

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Yeah? So, I don't know. Have you ever heard of
something called a second date update before?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Yeah? I think so. I think so?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Oh you have Okay, congrats, Yeah, you almost know who
we are.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Now you get to be a part of one. So
the way that it works is one of our listeners
has reached out to us hoping that we could get
a hold of you. A girl named Angie.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Angie's trying to get a hold of me.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yeah, do you remember her?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
You guys went to Tai food the other night.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
She's hoping that she could maybe get another chance to
hang out with you again.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't think that's going to
work out.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Really, Okay, it sounds like such a date.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Well, yeah, before you even go there, Nicholas, I'm just
gonna let you know. She said that she really liked
you and that you two shared a good vibe.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Yeah, no, I thought Andy was nice.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Yeah, she didn't mention that, actually, Nicholas, she mentioned a
few odd things that happened on the date, and she
wasn't sure if maybe those were early signs that you
weren't interested in.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Her, which actually turns out could be true. At this point,
at first we thought she was nuts.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
But well, well, what what did she What did she name?

Speaker 7 (42:35):
Well, like, like we just mentioned, there's like a delay
in your responses a little bit during the normal conversation.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Almost like you're intentally thinking of what you're gonna say.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
A delay.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Okay, almost happened again.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I think he doesn't noticed. That is a part of
your conversation. That's fine, that's okay.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
And also she said that you had to move to
a quieter area. And I'm just going to let you
know what the room thought when we heard everything. The
room was wondering if maybe you had AI listening in
on your conversation to help you respond to your date,
because you were checking your phone a lot too.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yeah, so I don't know who the room is, who's
the who's the room?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
It was mostly Alexis.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Oh, you people, okay, because when we talked.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Her, you know, we all give our ideas like, oh,
maybe it could be this, maybe it could be that.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
These are just theories. So could you just be honest
with us and tell us did you do that? Were
you using AI to assist you?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
I was having some help on the date, but I
wasn't using the AI.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Some help on the date, help from your phone.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I was on the line with my ex, and she was.
She was on the line with us the whole time.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Your ex.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Yeah, well, I mean sometimes I just need help. So
she's kind of like a security boanket for me.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
She wait, your date, did you have like earbuds in
and you were listening to your ex at the same
time you were listening to her.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
No, No, she was just not mute, like she couldn't
say anything. She wasn't coaching me. I just wanted her
to hear everything.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
So she's kind of taking notes and then later you
will call her and she will go over the notes.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Here.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Volunteers to listen to hours of your dates?

Speaker 7 (44:25):
What what a kind woman.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Well, it's part of our post breakup growth.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Agreement post break up growth agreement.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Wore in that.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Yeah, we mutually agreed upon, and I listened to her
dates too on occasion. It's just we help each other
get through our past breakup and move into a new one.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
So it's healthy and very healthy. Yeah, I mean it's
a very conscious uncoupling.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Doesn't like your new dates?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Oh that is a good point, because he said sabotage.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
You know she was not a fan of Angie.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Okay, well she wasn't, But how did you feel about her?

Speaker 6 (45:11):
I was enjoying myself, but she mentioned that she seemed
like a try hard and then when I was thinking
about it, I think that she might be kind of
a try hard.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Whoa wait, wait, don't you want people to try hard
on the first day.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Excuse me, how was I a try hard.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Hard Yeah?

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Oh my god, Nicholas, you might find this funny, but
your ex girlfriend and Angie have a lot in common
because she's actually been on the phone listening in on
this conversation.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Okay, that's not that's not fair. I didn't I didn't
know that. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah, and Angie didn't know her X was listening to her.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Either plays to be judging, but say hi to Angie,
but she was Hi, Angie, there you go.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (46:00):
I mean you're saying this is a healthy thing, But
you also said your ex is your security blankets. So
it feel like you're ready to be dating other people.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
Well, in most relationships, people don't have the right closure
and then they hold on to the past, and so
this is a way to move on to my future.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Yeah, so you're not moving on.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
You're literally still relying on your ex to make your
decisions down.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
We're dating, well, we spend a lot of time together,
so she knows me really well and she sees things
from the opposite X that I might not see.

Speaker 14 (46:37):
Then maybe you guys should be together.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
Yeah, but no, it's not.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
It's not like that. We're not romantically involved whatsoever. It's
just we have a year left in our post breakup
growth agreement.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, it's a long time.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
You're kind of each other's life. Coaches, Really, can you.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Just recap the date with your ex instead of time?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Well, see, there's trigger words and things that she'll say, like, well,
that's a red flag that I don't typically see.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
This does make sense now why he whispered good job
at the very end of the date. He wasn't saying
it to Angie. He was saying it to his ex
girlfriend who was listening.

Speaker 13 (47:12):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
No, I was talking to Angie. I did whisper good
job because I thought that we were going to get
to go on another date because I enjoyed myself and
I didn't want my ex to hear her.

Speaker 14 (47:30):
Nicholas, so you're not to go out with me again
and you hearing me.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I mean, here's the thing. I actually think Nicholas is
over his ex. I think your ex Nicholas is not.
And I don't think you're seeing that correctly.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
I mean that's a possibility and I and I kind
of agree with that. But we still have our agreement
and I have.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Okay, what are we talking about and if all she
could come up with is she's a tryhard as the
biggest red flag.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh man, that's a weak red flag.

Speaker 14 (48:04):
Yeah, and I didn't try that hard. I didn't even
shave my legs.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
For that day.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
There must be some claws in your contract with her.
They'll let you get out of it when you find
an amazing new girl like Angie here.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Because I have a question.

Speaker 14 (48:20):
What if I had put out on the first date,
which you have been listening.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Oh, oh, our date it's supposed to go over an
hour and a half. I know we were already pushing
it at an hour forty a.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
Time if you wanted to.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
He was already breaking the rules a little bit. Yeah,
so the band aids starting to come off.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Or he's like, hold on, let me ask my ex. Hey,
can I sleep with this?

Speaker 9 (48:45):
Angie?

Speaker 7 (48:46):
Just real quick? First, are you still interested in meeting
up with Nicholas again? After what you know?

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Are you insane?

Speaker 7 (48:54):
There's no way, Oh I thought you were okay?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
No, Jeff, that would have been wild if she said, yeah,
super makes the thing.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Angie doesn't want to extend the offer anymore. So Nicholas,
we're not obviously gonna give you another date with Angie here.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
But funny if his girlfriend has been on the line
this whole time too, Oh yeah, wait she is?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
She on the third line?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
What's her name?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Let's say hi, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
So his ex was on the phone on mute, listening
to the entire date for an hour and forty minutes,
taking notes, and she said no.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I mean that's shocking. I really thought that that was
gonna work out too.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
I tried to call my ex over and over yeah, yeah,
and she's gonna answer, what's wrong.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I don't get it, Jack.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
I guess the fascinating thing to me is if she
would have said yes. Could you imagine that conversation where
Nicholas is really excited and he calls you, like, hey,
great news, we.

Speaker 13 (49:51):
Get to go out again. My ex gave you the
thumbs up, first one in six months.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
Congrabs, she improves.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
It really did sound like Nicholas was a his X
and his extos isn't.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Overhead yeah like him or something. Yeah, whatever it is,
it is a messy situation.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Give him away at the wedding.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
She's still hoping that she is the one. Yeahless we
find out.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
But speaking of messy situations, our social media YouTube TikTok
Instagram mess You could see all of our second dates
on there, and those are messy for sure. Make sure
to comment, like subscribe at Brook and Jeffrey. We appreciate
all of our listeners and if you ever need help
in your dating life, email the show. We'll call that
person who's not calling.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
You don't get successful at anything without a little bit
of discipline and motivation. Sure, like in sports, when you
screw up, your coach makes you stay late and run
lines after.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Practice and then you curse him in your head the
entire time.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
But it's what makes you better. Sure in the law,
it builds greatness. And that's how I've modeled my entire
musical career. I never take it easy on myself. Anytime
I mess up a lyric, I get punished. Jeffs don't
mess up ever, you It's just me when my.

Speaker 13 (51:15):
Voice cracks on a high note.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Ever again, if.

Speaker 17 (51:19):
My jazz hands aren't jazzy enough, or if they're too jazzy,
over jazz or under jazz, Jeff perfect amount of jazz
every time the thing is I actually don't even mind
the punishment anymore.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Actually, I hope I mess up at least seven times
during my brand new song of the week. It's coming
up right after this, aparently it is time for my
song of the week broken Jeffrey in the Morning. And
if you've ever been born, then chances are there was

(51:54):
a genetic father involved somewhere along the line in that process.
Has to be well, like, real quick, raise your hand
if you had a human male that fathered you. One, two, three, okay,
pretty much everybody?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Wow, yeah, we're questioning, well, we have no I have
the best dad.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Hear that we have more in common than I thought. Well, Dodge, Yeah,
and this weekend just happens to be father's This is crazy,
and I don't know why this happens, but some say
when a man becomes a father, he starts doing things
that he swore to himself he would never do when

(52:36):
he was younger, like applying way too much sunscreen to
just his nose, and using a roll of duct tape
to fix the microwave and his back bumper ye, and
calling every dog buddy and every neighbor chief. It just
happens naturally, so I don't know why it happens, but

(53:00):
it just does. And it's what makes dads so freaking.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Dad big circle, You're gonna turn into him someday.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
That's why today I had to sing about all the weird,
funny little things that only dads do that just make
them so Dad. And instead of Dion Warwick's classic hit
That's what friends are for, it's young Jeffries. That's what
dads are for. Here we go, I'll point when I'm ready.

(53:31):
This is for all the dads out there. Point this
guy wearing pants. That's it.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Way.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
He'll convert the man shorts values, functionality, cell phone holster
on his bell loop and he's learned every lesson.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
The hard way.

Speaker 11 (54:14):
At the airport, he arrives four hours early.

Speaker 18 (54:19):
To the gate, and yet that's still too close for comfirst.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
Weave at three in the morning to beat traffic while
dry even he's finding shortcuts that the GPS don't see.

Speaker 16 (54:38):
Detaur because that's what dad's are fall And he'll cry
every time Tom.

Speaker 18 (54:49):
Hasties in private Ryan's tall.

Speaker 13 (54:56):
Because Dad sure loves World Wars.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
I just watched a twelve part docu series on Secret
submarine war inches of World War Two, even Hitdler world.

Speaker 16 (55:10):
Agree, your dad's a thermostat Natzie.

Speaker 13 (55:16):
You don't pay the bills, how do?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
And Dad turns his lawn to work of art.

Speaker 11 (55:26):
Call him Michael Lane Jamo the Sistine Chapels his backyard.

Speaker 13 (55:34):
He could say a grass for hours? Whoa no wabi
he can?

Speaker 7 (55:43):
Or hih he can. If you fall and scrape your knee, Dad,
show the cure is just rub dirt on that son.
His punchlines are rah, c, I'm Jose's.

Speaker 18 (56:01):
You since ninety ninety four, but he still laughs at them.
Hardcre wall reclining, and he's tiring.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
As soon as you turn on that movie, will snow
just like a Dinsle.

Speaker 16 (56:31):
Gives advice and turns off lights and lounges around.

Speaker 13 (56:36):
The house into the sis drawer and screams while watching sports.

Speaker 10 (56:48):
Rebin In supply In keeps a drawer of random badtteries
and course it's a radio shot man wal.

Speaker 18 (57:05):
Hive vibes and good cries. None in this world will
love you more. That's what Dad's up for.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Happy Father's Day, Dad, Jeffy, you should be let your
dad see you cry. That's not cool.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
My dad cries more than any one of my family.

Speaker 7 (57:33):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
That guy is just a puddle of tears constantly?

Speaker 7 (57:36):
Where would we be in our lives without our dad?
So you could text into seven eight, five nine too
and tell us what you thought about the song of
the week. Shout out your dad if you want to,
and go check out all of our videos that we're
going to be posting up on our socials. We'll have
the lyrics there, all of it. At Brook and Jeffrey,
So hug your dad this father.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yes, you might even call yours.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Let's not got that far Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
In the morning, we got a return player today.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
His name is Kevin. He's been on nine times before
and he says his favorite segment on our show, other
than this one, obviously, is the phone taps and he
loves the character Alan Winter.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
Oh, brother, it might be.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
Well, we gotta get Allan in here to talk to you,
so we need some music for Allan. What is this place?

Speaker 13 (58:41):
He used to be a post office in the year
Why is it so loud?

Speaker 8 (58:46):
Ellen?

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Your brothers Terry?

Speaker 13 (58:51):
Oh, I thought you passed two winters ago. You're still around?

Speaker 6 (58:56):
No, that was our sister duties.

Speaker 13 (59:00):
Yes, let's go take a nap now here a little gay?

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Who was that?

Speaker 10 (59:08):
Where?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I wish there was more old men in the room.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Kevin, you're good at that. I like that. Dude's said practic.
That's well done, Brooklyn, and leave the studio so we
can get to the game.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Here.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
You got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (59:29):
I am ready? Let's do it.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is
Friday the thirteenth. Who was the villain in the Friday
the thirteenth movie franchise?

Speaker 6 (59:38):
Jason?

Speaker 7 (59:39):
What is the plural form of the word fungus? In
the movie Back to the Future? What kind of car
is a time machine?

Speaker 6 (59:47):
Dolorean?

Speaker 7 (59:48):
How do you say cheese in Spanish?

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Jao?

Speaker 7 (59:52):
In two thousand and six, which planet was reclassified as
a dwarf planet? Taken out of our official solar syst
In the movie Incredibles, what's the name of the baby? Peanuts?
Are not a nut? What are they classified as vegetable?
Kevin showed up to play today. No nonsense, well done.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Now it's because I'm one hundred and fifty years.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Old, Harry, Harry, get on the shuttle bus to the casino.
We've got other things to do.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
No, apparently he's not going to the casino this summer.
Kevin is headed to Canada. I'm assuming you're staying forever.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
It's definitely been thought about.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
It's so pleasant. Yeah, yeah, very nice. Can I tell
you my favorite Canada joke? Kevin?

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Okay, in Canada the seasons are almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction season.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
That wasn't Alan Winterbottom's joke.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
Yeah, it was I borrowed from the guy. It was
a grandpa joke and it slaps hard.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Crying in the corner right now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
It does not like us.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Yeah, we're going to dedicate a whole show to roasting
Canada one time, a roast like it was sod for Canadians.
It is, trust me. They're crying, right, so, Brook, are
you ready them?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Brooke?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Yes, if it makes you talk about something else, You're
so lucky.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
To work with us. Your time starts now. Today is
Friday the thirteenth. Who was the villain in the Friday
the thirteenth movie franchise, Oh, Jason, what is the plural
form of the word fungus?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Fun guy?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
In the movie Back to the Future, what kind of
car is a time machine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Dolore?

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
How do you say cheese in Spanish?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
So in two thousand and six? Which planet was reclassified
as a dwarf planet taken out of our solar system?
In the movie Incredibles, what's the name of the baby?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Jack?

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Jack peanuts are? What are they classified as? Say that again.
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how everybody did
with Jose.

Speaker 13 (01:02:13):
Problems.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Serious, Cavin, you got six?

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
Brook? You know he's predicting the future?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Well broke, yes, seven.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
On such an amazing performance. Broadcasters come in and ruin
the day. Here's the answers for everybody, Friday the thirteenth.
In the movie franchise, the villain is Jason Voorhees. We
gave you both that poor. A form of fungus is
fun guy? In Back to the Future, the time machine
is a DeLorean? You say cheese in Spanish with the
word caso.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I'm so proud you both knew it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Yeah, the planet reclassified into a dwarf planet taken out
of the solar system was Pluto back in two thousand
and six. In the movie Incredibles, Jack Jack is the
baby and peanuts are not a nut. They are considered legumes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yeah, not vegetables.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
So Kevin, I'm sorry, man, just barely not enough to
win today. But here's the good news. Just for playing,
We're gonna give you a family four pack of tickets
to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at Angel and the
Winds Arena on June twenty first.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Awesome, wait, June twenty first, Okay, yeah, that's awesome, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Oh yeah, we're gonna do wind Brooks back the same
time on

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.