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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a lot of sweaty people in this country right now.
Oh yeah, it's we don't even have to work out
for it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you have
found the Full Show podcast. And one of the best
parts of today's Full Show on a Friday is.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Always Jeff's parody song, Oh It's all.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all for the sweaty people, the people who hate
that hotness, and I think.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're gonna enjoy it. It's pretty clever. The way he
worked Eddie Veteran was impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, yes, for real, we're gonna get to that, but
we always love to start with your wonderful comments.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What do you see in Alexis?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Speaking of Jeff's song of the week, fish Boy Games said,
I've gone from listening to music when I drive, cook work,
and shower to listening to your show. And even my
first born was conceived while I listened to Jeff's song
of the week.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's making babies. Yeah, wow, ye, get ready for twins?
Okay song?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Your Full Show podcast starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning and got some bad
news for the one and only Brook Fox.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No bad news today jez.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I don't know what you're gonna do with this information.
You're probably gonna be frustrated. Oh no, but a ten
year study just wrapped up and it's revealed something somewhat
shocking that drinks stored in glass bottles contain more microplastics
than ones in plastic bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, I'm guessing that this study was done by the
Plastic Bottle Association.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It was done by the Global Health Organization.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
How would that be?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
They analyzed hundreds of different soft drinks and waters and colas, alcohols, wines,
even beer, and they expected the opposite result. When they
did the study did not think they were going to
get back these readings. But for example, iced tea and
lemonade averaged eighty six point three microplastic particles in glass containers,
but in a plastic container only had two point two particles.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't really get it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I mean, are you going to give us an explanation
because buying more plastic isn't going to help, even in
glass bottle.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
They do have a theory. Experts believe the bottle caps
on glass bottles aren't being cleaned properly, so the plastic
residue from the cap is falling into the drink. Jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I only drink things out of bottles that have cork,
so good.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
They're encouraging companies to change their bottling process, but you
know that could take years for goals or regulations to
be put in place for them.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's interesting though. So you want to look for a
glass bottle with a metal cap.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
No, that don't know. That's what I'm saying. The bottle
caps are dissolving and falling into.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
The fact the plastic bottle caps.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No in the glass, but there's plastic caps on glass bottles.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Okay. If you want to fight the Global Health Organization
on their please do that on your own time visual process.
There you go. What you told us, Brook, don't feel
bad today when you bust out your plastic straws and
your plastic spoons. They are coming back because they are
healthier for the plant. They are not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Plastic is so terrible. Stay away from plastic. Where do
you think we get microplastics from to begin with? Joe?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You can believe Brook or the Global Health Organization's talk
to you. That's not what you're saying. Plastics are back
in now. Let's move on to the question of the
day and head over to our digital producer and see
if hopefully we're celebrating ingestable Microplastic Day.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
I wish, but today's actually National Food Truck Day, Oh,
where we recognize the little mobile restaurants who boldly serve
you lobster rolls for only nineteen dollars in a parking
lot next to a guy using a fire hydrogen as
a Urinalay. Right, but if we're being real, food trucks
have come a long way in the last decade, from
(03:57):
absolutely sketchy to potentially But I didn't get food poisoning, dude.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
I do remember the first time being like, oh my god,
tacos from a food truck got is sketchy.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Now I'm like, tacos from a food truck. Give me
the best tacos.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Act more authentic than this.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Yeah, that's why today we're gonna celebrate those gourmet meals
on four wheels with a special fork it or floor
it edition of twenty. All right, you say number one
through twenty, I'll give you an international name. You have
to decide if it's a food or a truck. I
just have to correctly guess it or floor it to
(04:33):
stay in the game, we will start with the woman
whose car gets mistaken for a food truck because of
how many Starbucks napkins she carries around.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's alex Delivery Coffees seven.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Alexis. Your mystery term is dong feng rich. It's Chinese,
and you decide are you flooring it or forking it?
Dong feng rich dong fang rich.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You have to visualize like poppy it into your mouth,
like getting a nice big spoonful of dong thing rich.
Does that sound something like you and it?
Speaker 8 (05:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It just sounds like a food I haven't heard Jose
talk about. And here.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
Yeah, well, don is a Vietnamese word. Don Tak is
a very popular Vietnamese restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, I'm gonna go floor it, Jake, it's a food truck.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
It's either a truck like a type of car, or
it's a.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Food like like the Mazda Don thing.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
It's like the.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Actual I thought it was just a title of the
food trucks.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Either a type of car food.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm gonna go fork it. Say it's a food.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Alexis says fork it floor in that one. It's a
Chinese pickup truck, but also sounds like a guy who
sells herbal tea in a pyramid skime classic Don fag Rich,
Alexis is out Brook, seven is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, give me one.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Your mystery term is mofo gassy. It's from Africa. I
just need to know, are you flooring it or are
you forking it? Mofo gassy gassy?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I mean I could see it being a truck because
you put gassy in your truck, I know, But.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I could also see being drunk at two in the
end being like, oh my god, I could go for
a bowl of mofo gassy right now.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm sure gassy is spelled like ga s.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
I is it like like we say hybrid, we say electric.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Like they're just announcing it's a gascar.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I feel like it's got to be a food. Give
me food.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Fork its forking it for that's a sweet breakfast fritter
from ot a gascar. Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. One
and seven have been chosen.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Let's go three.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Your term is the Great Wall Wingle. It's from China.
Are you forking the Great Wall wingle? Possibly served at
Hong Kong Disneyland, or are you flooring it on top
of the Great Wall? Perhaps we don't know great Wall Wingle.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Great Wall Wigle.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It sounds like a dance that it sounds like one
of those food challenges, Like there was a restaurant in
my hometown. If you ate like an omelet on a
large pizza pan, you got a free t shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Like can you take on the Great Wall wangle?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I can see that.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
I can also see he said Disney, like Disney's so
they have the cutest like popcorn buckets, and like I
can see them in the Hong Kong vision having a.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
Little great Wall great Wall. Maybe Mulan isn't it somehow?
But I also think he's just saying Disney to throw
me off. So I'm gonna say floor.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's a it's a car.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Yes, yes, the Great Wall Wingle is a Chinese pickup
truck that sounds more like a faery with a shoulder injury.
Group and Jose have gotten it right. Jeffreed needs you
to keep this going.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Almost got me though, Jakes eleven.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Your term is fu fu? Is it a small African
car or a delectable African delicacy? You need to tell
me are you florin fufu or fork in foo food?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I got sick from some foo foo last night.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I don't think you'd get it sounds so yummy sounds.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It sounds like a cute, little tiny like smart car,
like the ones that don't even have a backseat, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Or it sounds like a delicious like flaky treat, you
know with im the layers of butter.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
I'm gonna say, it's a little tiny car. Give me
floor it, Jeffries flooring it? Or no, is a West
African dough Wow? And if you're wondering it's delicious?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Isn't delicious?
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Though?
Speaker 8 (08:39):
As Alexis and Jeffrey lost and jose and Brook lighty of.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
We're getting shocked while singing All Star by smash Mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, I'm thinking jeff all the way for his really
messed up world health organization.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's my fault. Yeah, somebody once told me the world
is gonna roll me. Ain't the shops tool in this?
That is your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phones out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 14 (09:14):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, it's.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Almost time for laser stories. But first programming note, We
just hit triple digits one hundred thousand subscribers on our
YouTube page. Thank you so much to all of the
bots that we purchased overseas. We appreciate you subscribing to us.
Jeff super cool. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
(09:39):
and we're big in this show on new terms and phrases.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What do you got?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Gotta let everybody know the hot lingo that's been trending
IRL and a new one that's been making the rounds.
You may have heard of. This is called sleep divorce.
Speaker 15 (09:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is where you get separate bedrooms.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, it's not like a totally new thing, but it
is trending where a couple will opt to sleep in
different beds or in totally separate rooms because maybe one
of them snores or is a sleep screamer.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, they had to sneak their side piece in and
it just makes it more convenient any reason.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So the solution is sleep in different places. But now
a similar one is going viral called screen divorce.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Scream screen oh, screen like I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Like TV, it's when you do the same thing but
with streaming shows where a couple will watch different shows
in different rooms, or they'll watch different shows in the
same room, but one of you is wearing headphones.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh my gosh, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Well, the idea is you avoid the situation where one
person has to sit and suffer through a show or
a sporting event that they don't actually like or care
about event.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
But like, sometimes when you're watching a show that actually
has dramas fun to talk about, you guys are like
bobaan and then you're like, oh, you can't get ahead
of me.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I mean, but I will say if I miss any
of the NBA finals, I was fine with.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Most A lot of married couples are like, yes, yeah,
I can see this, and it's easier now that most
people have five TVs, two iPads, three laptops, and two
phones all in their house, so don't need to share
anything anymore. But yeah, screen divorce is a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I mean, why not just get separate apartments at this point,
you know, living in separate rooms, sleeping in different beds.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I mean, why are we even together?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
You're doing out there?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Are If you need to screen divorce to listen to
a brand new edition of Laser Stories, do it now
because it's coming up right after this It's the radio
segment that's launching a new drink at Starbucks to help
you avoid the after effects of coffee, introducing the new
(11:48):
Frapto Bismol, the bright pink caffeinated beverage that gives you
the stimulation of a chilled iced coffee with the bowel
soothing sensation of a peptose.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
I loved.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Can we get it with?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Of course, you can clear out the tubes and get
ready for Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser. Those other caffeine queens just don't.
His first laser story is out of Duncanville, Alabama. After
hours at the local quick stop, security cameras picked up
(12:23):
some unexpected movements, even though the store was already locked
up for the night.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh man that broke it?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Apparently man had broken in while wearing a full body
Scooby do cost?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I mean you can't be mad at Scooby hygiene alone?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
And what did he take while he was in there?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Scooby made off with some cash and coins, but no brook.
He did not take any Scooby snacks. Jefft Is described
as a white male approximately five foot nine inches tall,
and authorities currently don't have any leads.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, they're just gonna have to wait to Halloween because
you know, he's not going to order another costume.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
They did post a photo of the guy in his
costume on Facebook, asking for help, possibly from some meddling kids,
but people online got in on the fund with their comments.
One said, have you interviewed Fred, Daphney Vellman and Shaggy
to see if they were waiting for Scooby out in
the Mystery Machine?
Speaker 14 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Okay, Another said row Raggy, and one person suggested they
change the headline to Scooby doob be doo where are you?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That was a missed opportunity.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Most people online believe it's not really Scooby who did it?
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Some people do believe it was Sam.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
They think someone with a second mask underneath. Oh, possibly
the old caretaker or even old man Wiggles who owns
the Haunted amusement park.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Your next laser story Out of Virginia, McDonald's and Alexandria
has imposed new restrictions following a series of altercations involving students.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What well I mean, honestly, it is bizarre. There is
always a McDonald's by a high school.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Apparently high school kids were coming in there and being
disruptive and overly rowdy. Disruptive high schoolers, So what are
they doing different now from now on? That location refuses
to allow dining service to anyone under twenty one years
(14:42):
of age unless they are supervised.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's a twenty one and over McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Kid comes in for a habit, you'll get.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Out of here.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
You're not welcome.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
If their parent is with them, they're allowed to eat there,
but otherwise not allowed.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Why It's okay.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
That's a good portion of their business, so we'll see
what happens with that. The other big change is they've
added a doorbell on the outside.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
You have to dang sketchy like.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They have to open the door for you.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Can they get drunk people at night?
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Annoying.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
It's not even a joke to enter. Customers have to
ring it in order to be allowed to entry by
an employee. Then you'll be escorted to the counter where
you can order from the digital screen and then after
that go grab a seat.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Dude, really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Whoever owns this McDonald's is going under way if it.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Sounds like it's going overboard. One person doesn't think so that.
Seventy year olds Robert Hans there, he's been eating there
for over fifty years, and he says it's not fair
to the hard working employees. Instead of sitting down in
a peaceful environment to eat their nuggets, they got to
put up with a bunch of these idiots.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You these idiots are probably the employees' friends.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, good point. This next lazer stories out of the
ice pack and wine bar. Would you say you're more
injury prone than most? Well, a new pole found the
average adult suffers thirty five scrapes and bruises each year.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
I buy my lip a lot, like, I talk too
much and I cheat.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
That's an injury, right that counts thirty at least thirty
four times a year. And then I have one other
injury like a sprained ankle.
Speaker 14 (16:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, I have a bump in my mouth right now.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That's a healing womb.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Right now, we need to get like a medical.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Doctors think they get more like active injury.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
It hurts so bad right now.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Chewing don't count is active.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
That is the most active I get throughout the day.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, may the hot dog eating contest, you can easily
suffer an injury there, I'm going dog.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Getting worse brush judgment not okay, Jose, I'm thanks text
born for having.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Coming.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hurting ourselves right now around three times a month.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Kids are even more injury prone when you count up
all those old aois. The study found the average American
racks up four thousand cut scrapes and bruises over the
course of their lifetime.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
God.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
The most common reasons we injure ourselves are we get
distracted or aren't paying attention, general clumsiness, and Jose, kitchen
related incidents.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
The surveys all about me.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I think they'd be like cutting your finger while you're outde.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yes, I think it's great chewing accidents. I think that's
what it is. Last stat the poll found one in
four people worry about the other people judging them as
being weak or sickly if they have a band aid
on signs.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I tell my kids all the time, are you weak?
Speaker 13 (17:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
At the other end of the spectrum, though, one in
eight people want you to ask about their injury and
they'll show you the band by next letter stories out
of social media central. Steve Burns, or as you might
know him, the original host of the children's show Blues Clues.
(18:21):
He's launching a podcast this fall for all the adults
who grew up watching them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Every time he posts a video checking in on us
like viral.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The podcast is called Alive, and we'll focus on what
it means to stay human in a complicated world. Right,
just what we need another rival podcast.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Do not pick a fine with.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
This our podcast. Our podcast is so inspirational.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I'm about to be with Steve Burns in a second.
But Steve says, quote, sure, there are thousands of other
podcasts you can listen to. This is the one that
listens back. Oh you know, you know, it's not really
it doesn't actually listen to you. But he says, Alive
is just a continuation of the spirit of Blues Clues,
(19:11):
only now we're grown ups. But we're still searching, still learning,
still trying to follow the clues to connect with each other.
He did say there will be less talking furniture, but
promises there will still be some fun along the way. Wow,
so no talking salt and pepper shakers, but what about
moaning shoes? I'm not asking for myself and somebody else
(19:35):
wants to know because his favorite Blues Blues character was
Sally The Sneakers that make so don't have to listen
to the podcast to find out that now means Laser
Stories has come to an end of the day. We'll
do it again, same time on.
Speaker 14 (19:48):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You know, one of my favorite types of segments that
we do on the show is the ones where like
former fast food workers will share juicy secrets their restaurants
don't want you to know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yes, they're so fun. It feels like you know something
you shouldn't do.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Well right now. There's a TikTok video that's going viral
because it asks people in the comments to share the
most unhinged Disneyland fact that most park goers are clueless about.
Oh and we're not talking like wild conspiracy theories that
you hear about sometimes. But hundreds of thousands of responses
came in, ranging from genuinely fascinating to totally cray cray,
(20:31):
and we had to research them and find out are
they actually true or just made up. We're gonna get
to the bottom of it with secret Disneyland Facts Reveal
it's coming up right after this. There's a TikTok that's
going viral right now and it's not Ours. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How can it not be ours views last week?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
It's a picture of disney World and it says, give
me your most unhit hinged Disney fact.
Speaker 14 (21:03):
I love.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, I'm not talking like Walt Disney's bodies cryogenically frozen
underneath Disneyland. I mean it says, give me the real
tea And hundreds of thousands of comments later, tea was spilt.
But again, these are just comments. It's not like a
magazine or a news article with verified sources. It's just
what some random people claim they know. So my producer
(21:28):
and I curated our own list from the comments and
sent them over to Brook to do some digging and
find out are they true? Magic or tragic?
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Not real?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Just made up things?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Brook, And you said, I never used my journalism degree.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Research. I'll read the fact and then Brooke will tell
us true or false, magic or tragic. Yes, So let's
go right. It's a fact Number one. Someone said on
the grounds of Disney World, there's a super elite neighborhood
of multimillion dollar homes called Golden Oak.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And Jeff, that is magic.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They range from five to twenty million dollars. I'm showing
you a picture of one of them.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And they come with like.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Crazy perks like firework views and access to private lounges
and bulls.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
And the coolest thing is they have little hidden mickeys
in your house.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So say, have you looked at renting these?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Number two At Animal Kingdom, you can't bring in a
balloon because it disturbs the animals. So you have to
check your balloon into a balloon daycare at Guest Services
and they'll give you a report for the balloon about
its day, like it was a real kid. Is that
true or is that false?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Brook that my friend is magic.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That's there's a balloon daycare and I have a picture
of what you get at the end of the day.
It lets you know if your balloon played well with
other balloon, maybe they ate some snow.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
And if your balloon bit and popped another balloon, do
you have to reimburse the other family for their balloons?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Didn't research on what happens a balloon.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
With misbehaved balloons that gets start. I want to do
a follow up after this is done, but we'll go
to the next fun fact about Disney We're finding out
if these are real magic or just made up. Tragic
Number three someone said back in the eighties, Disneyland had
a rule where if a pregnant woman delivered a baby
inside the park, her baby would get a lifetime pass.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Then they stopped the rule after too many people were
trying purposely to have their baby.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What is that's tragic?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
There's no evidence that the policy ever existed, though I
do like to imagine a woman delivering on the matterhorn personally,
just some threat to it.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
You are over extending your research here.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wouldn't it be a fun roller coaster picture of you
mid birth?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, Cord, you're actually gonna buy that one different type
of splash mountain. Number four. One single churro cart inside
Disneyland can bring in around two million dollars in sales
a year, just one churro car.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The information I got from this was a TikToker walking
up to a churo cart lady in disney World and
asked her, like, how much did you make today? And
she pulled out the stats and they said five five
hundred dollars for the day, which I did the multiplication
and it's over two million.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Yeah, I trust you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'm not going to Number five fun fact about Disneyland.
We're trying to figure out if these are true or
false books done the research. It's there's a secret apartment
inside the castle that you can rent, but at night
they lock you inside it with a guard outside your door,
so you can't wander around the park.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
And this one is tragic ish. Okay, yeah you can
because there is.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
A private invitation only suite called Cinderella Castle Suite right
at Walt Disney World, but it's not open to the public.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yeah, it's literally.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Been in line for riding the person in front of
me one night in there, wait the person ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, that's amazingly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
It was originally built for Walt Disney's family for key parties.
Speaker 14 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Cool. Number six fun facts This was a saint. Walt
Disney bought his mother a home. There was a fire
and she passed away in the house. And that's why
one parent seems to be missing in all of the
classic Disney movies like Ariel and Jasmine have only their dad.
So is that true?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, it's kind of magic, very tragic.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The reason that the movies are missing a parent is
because of the stories they're based on, Like for like
The Little Mermaid, that story was originally published in like
eighteen thirty seven or something like long before. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, you're saying her mom deserved it. Yeah, got it.
Let's keep going again, we're reviewing these These are crazy
people shared fun facts that they know about Disney on TikTok.
We took our favorite ones and had Brooke research if
they're really true or if somebody just made it up.
Number seven, there's a wild bobcat that lives backstage behind Epcot.
Disney refuses to do anything about it because it keeps
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the population of bunnies down from eating all of their flowers.
Is that real, Brook or is that made up?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
The heck?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
This one is kind of tragic ish as well, because
there probably is a bobcat living on the Disney World
resort properties Florida.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah yes, but their like whole approach to wildlife is
maintaining the healthy and balanced ecosystem. It's not because of
the flowers.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right. I looked it up and you you could see
poisonous snakes on the property.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, know that they're real, Okay, and report them.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
There's been otters, armadillos, coyotes, wild hogs native to Florida.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You go up to it thinking it's a part of
the past, especially the wild hog. I mean, I think
and lion king.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
We're running out of time, but I really want to
know the answer to this one real quick. Number eight.
Disney has multiple lawyers at every park, just sitting around
in case someone gets injured so they can cut you
a check on the spot. Tell me it's true, it's true.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I can't find one case where someone got paid on
the spot, so I'm gonna say unconfirmed.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
When you look it up.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
There is like a trillion law firms waiting to sue Disney,
so they want you to call them.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
If anybody could cover up the fact that they're giving
out checks, it's Disney, So I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
And there's a lot of people on Reddit trying to
figure out if they have a case or not.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
That's the wall a.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Secret lawyer, and those are your magic or tragic facts
about Disney. Actually learned a lot today. Your phone's apps
coming up right.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry heist thieves in
the news, they always use the same tactic, you know,
burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the place off guard.
What a dumb strategy. They were smart, they'd call ahead
and become buddy buddy with the employee behind the counter arrested. Now,
(28:11):
maybe even share a funny little code name. Because that's
what happens today. When Jose calls a jewelry store and
ask the guy working there if you could do him
a couple of favors, it would make things a lot
easier for him. They will it work. Find out in
your phone tap right now?
Speaker 16 (28:34):
Hello, thank you calling jewelers.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
This is Alex.
Speaker 16 (28:36):
How can I help you?
Speaker 17 (28:37):
Hy, Alex? Is this phone call being recorded?
Speaker 16 (28:43):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 17 (28:43):
What this phone call? Right now? Do you guys record
your phone calls the audio?
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
No, we do not record our call.
Speaker 18 (28:52):
Oh okay, good, Well I'm hoping you could help me
with something then, yeah, absolutely, all right. I'm looking to
buy some fine jewelry as a gift, and I'm trying
to keep this as discreet as possible.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Ah, something for a proposal, I presume no, like I need.
Speaker 17 (29:12):
To make sure that my wife doesn't find out about this.
Speaker 16 (29:15):
I see an anniversary gift then, or a birthday gift.
Speaker 17 (29:19):
Yes, no, it's not for my wife. It's actually for
another very special lady. If you catch my drift.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
I don't suppose this is for your mother in law.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
No, it's not for my mother in law.
Speaker 18 (29:36):
Look, look, look all right, I just need to pick
something out, and to be safe, I know we're not
being recorded, but from here on out we're going to
be using code names. Okay, my name is Briar Patch
and your name is Kim.
Speaker 16 (29:50):
Butcha code names. It's not really something we do here, sir.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
Hey, if you knew my wife, you know this is necessary. Okay, Kim,
Butcha copy all right, I guess so okay, okay, so
use my code name.
Speaker 16 (30:06):
That was what was it again, prior Patch Patch?
Speaker 17 (30:10):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
And Roger And what can I do for you then,
Briar Patch.
Speaker 18 (30:17):
First thing, I assume you guys have like like security
cameras and stuff in your.
Speaker 17 (30:21):
Store, right of course?
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Absolutely?
Speaker 17 (30:24):
Okay, So when I come in just to keep it,
you know, hush hush, could you like turn them off?
Speaker 16 (30:31):
Absolutely?
Speaker 14 (30:31):
Not.
Speaker 17 (30:32):
That's just for like ten minutes while I'm there. You
can turn them right back on. Bro, I'll just buy something.
I'll be out. There's no footage, there's no evidence.
Speaker 16 (30:39):
You know, there is absolutely no pat It's Briar Patch,
remember Briar Patch, right, Briar Patch. Thanks for you or anyone.
That's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty
four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for
us to turn them off if we wanted to, which
we wouldn't. It's not a thing we do, all right.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
I read your a loud and clear kombucha. Y'all got
like premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool, huh.
Speaker 16 (31:05):
Anyway, excuse, it's just I just want I have to ask,
is this a real phone call?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
This is way out of the bix.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
I promise this is a real call. And I am
very interested, okay, in all the rare gems or the
diamond jewels, anything you have available.
Speaker 16 (31:22):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (31:23):
I mean, you guys probably get like really wealthy people
in here, right, like Nick Cage or or like Ian
from Love Islands.
Speaker 16 (31:29):
He's frankly, we're located in the Strip mall. We're not
exactly drawing NBA players here. For the most part, we
have a very, very wonderful service.
Speaker 17 (31:37):
But I like how you're downplaying it.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, I mean, here's my playing kombucha.
Speaker 18 (31:43):
I'm gonna pull up in front of your jewelry store
sometime tomorrow morning. It's a windowless van. I'm going to
keep it idling because I don't have a lot of time. Okay,
I'll run into your store. Probably have some sort of
like stocking or head covering that way, you know it's me.
Speaker 16 (31:59):
At this point, this conversation got to end.
Speaker 17 (32:01):
Okay, one last thing.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
Make sure when I come in you put all the
diamonds on top of the case so that I can
just pick whatever I want.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
Honestly, sure. At this point, I'm just gonna have to
let you go because no, wait, my.
Speaker 18 (32:11):
Girlfriend kayleb Man, she's gonna be so pissed if I
don't get her something.
Speaker 16 (32:16):
How did you know that's my girlfriend's name, That's my girlfriend?
What the hell is going on here?
Speaker 9 (32:24):
I'm totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This
is actually a joise from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Oh Kayla your girlfriend, not mine, set you up. She said,
You've had some shady people coming in there lately, just
like checking stuff out and leaving.
Speaker 16 (32:44):
I mean, I'm taking a lot of weird calls over
the years, this one was by far the most instant.
Speaker 17 (32:50):
Okay, but for real, now that you know it's me,
bro if I come down there, you can you.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Hook me up.
Speaker 16 (32:54):
Not over the phone, but yeah, I know there is
a back room.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
I knew it.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Weake up every morning was foot Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
There's so many life hacks being shared online it could
be hard to identify, like which ones are actually good. Yeah,
it's true, but trust me when I say recently used
running socks do not make good toilet seed warmers. Don't
even try it. But one of our listeners says she
heard about a dating life hack on the internet and
(33:29):
decided to test it out, and surprisingly it worked even
better than she expected. On her first try, she was
able to lock down a date. Now, could this hack
change your love life too? Maybe you got to hear
it in a second date update right after this second
date update date meeting a good single guy is like
(33:51):
finding an open parking space at Costco on a second,
they exist.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't want to believe that you want to be aggressive.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yes, got to be aggressive and get kind of lucky
with it, or you could be like Brook and parking
the rear blocking the fire lane next to the road
of dumpsters and just call it a day.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I didn't block the handicapped parking spot.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
So that's how thoughtful point is. Finding good men not easy,
and that's why our listener Laura says she had to
find a strategy to help her find a decent dude,
and apparently she came up with one. So Laura, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Hi. Is it bad that I'm hoping that your strategy
also helps me in the Costco parking lot?
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Tell us about this guy that you met and the
strategy that you used to find him.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
So first, let me.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Start by saying, and I'm sure everyone can relate to this,
that I have met so many people that were.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Duds on both on the APT and in person.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Problem is is we think we're catches it and all
of us are awful.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah true, just a dodge, yes, yes.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
Okay, okay, So a while back, I was listening to
this podcast and this girl was giving some really fabulous
dating advice.
Speaker 14 (35:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Was it a Lexus on our Brook and Jeffery.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Why what did she say?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Well, she said that women are in general having a
hard time finding a guy that's well put together. Like
you can meet a guy and he'll be great at first,
and then everything just goes south really really quickly.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Which is different than women who are perfect right away.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
No, no, no, no, it's a two way street. I'll
admit it's a two way streety.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Okay, So what was the solution?
Speaker 15 (35:39):
Okay, so you're gonna love this girl to go to
the gym at nine am on a Saturday, kay, and
the reason being because most guys who are let's just
be polite and say not put together would never be
at the gym at nine am on a Saturday because
they were probably out partying the night before.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah, not just on a Saturday early like ever, I'm
not going to the gym. Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
But that's actually a decent strategy.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
But you don't agree.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, I mean I get it, Yeah, sure, I get it,
but I think even earlier than that. Yeah, it's so
busy at nine you have a buddy who.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Literally works out to get rid of his hangover.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
He sweat.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Okay, I.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Get the idea, though, You want to go at a
time when like all the party guys are supposedly it's
too early for them.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, or there are people who party. They can manage it,
you know, they still work out.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
That's perseverance right there. What's the talent? Like at the
gym at nine am on a Saturday.
Speaker 15 (36:37):
Shockingly, a lot of really cute, well put together magh okay.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Jack putt okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, So did you have your pick or what I
had my pick?
Speaker 15 (36:48):
I got like all deck down and I put on
my favorite Lulu Lemons and I got.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Like all up in there.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
So who did you meet?
Speaker 15 (36:56):
I met a guy named Franklin.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Franklin, Yeah, and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 10 (37:03):
I'm not gonna lie. I legit set myself as bait.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 15 (37:08):
Well, Like I said, I got all decked out, and
you know, I kind of like alluded to the fact
that I didn't know what I was doing, and so yeah,
I'm ashamed to say it, but I did. And he
came over and kind of helped me figure out how
to use the machine that I was working on.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
Yeah, it worked out.
Speaker 15 (37:27):
We had a nice little conversation and eventually he asked me.
Speaker 10 (37:30):
Out, oh.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
It works.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Yeah, I'm still picturing you guys at the machine, Like
did he come up behind you and like help you
push the levers?
Speaker 10 (37:40):
This is not porn, hoob, take it easy over there.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
That picture more like ghosts like with the pottery.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (37:47):
Yeah No, I just kind of was like, I can't
lift these giant plates. Can you help me?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Strung man to help me rescue me?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
So was the gym your date or did you guys
like go out for real?
Speaker 14 (37:59):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:59):
We went out and he took me to dinner at Nobu.
Whoa I know, I know, and I had never been there, so.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
I was really excited he suggested it and I was like, wow,
you know that's a little expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
But did you say that?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Like yeah, I was like, whoa Nobu? Okay, first date.
That's like setting your.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Bar really high.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
So how was it?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
It was amazing.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
We had a really good time.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
We really connected. We tried some new.
Speaker 15 (38:26):
Sushi together, which is always an interesting conversation piece, at least.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Before Yeah, did you play the damsel in distress again
and be like, oh, I don't know how to use
these chopsticks. I wish I could come over here and
show me that.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
I actually had a friend that was Japanese who told
me that they don't use chopsticks, that they actually use
their fingers.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
So when I eat sushi, I eat my hands.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
That's a look.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I don't know if that's true or not. And I
think it's really funny if your friend was truly new.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Yeah, just double fisted and sushi on the table.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
You had some hand sushi.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
That's nice, hanc Yeah, and then I mean they call
him hand rolls, right, yeah?
Speaker 17 (39:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
What about the connection with Franklin?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
No, we really did connect and we were talking like future,
which was was kind of like I was kind of like, yeah,
like we were talking about like traveling together and like
going skydiving.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And you're on the phone with us. There has to
be something bad that happened in the night.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Already, someone that's this put together.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It's getting weird now.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
It's like nobody's this charming and I know, I know, Wow,
all right, so how did.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
You end it?
Speaker 15 (39:41):
We ended the night with a hug, and I assumed
that we'd go out again, of course, because we had
such a great time and I haven't heard from him
in like two weeks.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
He just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Have you reached out to him gym?
Speaker 10 (39:53):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (39:54):
So I reached out to him just one time. I
didn't want to see meaty, And no, I never went
back to the gym on the Saturday morning. So I'm
actually thinking it could be that because maybe he thinks
that I just went to the gym, like I set
my own trap.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
You know what, I don't think that guys put that
much thought into where they make. They care. I don't
know if they care.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, No, I'm not even gonna put very much thought
into leaving this break. So let's come back and call
this guy and do your second date update right after
this second date update. Who knew nine am on Saturday
was prime time for available hobbies at the gym?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Everybody knows. Now it's gonna be slammed.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Our listener Laura knew because she heard about it on
a podcast, So she went to check it out, and
that's where she met hunky and responsible Franklin. He showed
her how to lift a five pound dumbbell. She showed
him how to eat sushi with your hands at Nobu.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is the traditional way.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Jem apparently seemed like a match made in heaven. But
Franklin has now gone too weeks without setting up another date.
So either that finger sushi hit real wrong or something
else is going on.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I do not call it finger sushi.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Sushi hit good.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I just see the chip of a thumb or something.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
It's sitting on a brook. What do you think is
going on?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I mean, dating is just so hard, and people have
so many options, and life is so busy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's just it could not be.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
You at all, could be literally anything.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yes, I mean everything you describe sounded perfect. But the
hand sushi. Did you explain why you were eating with
your hands?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
You know, just do it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Of course all Alexis thinks that the issue is the
hand sushi thing.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
That is kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
If someone Alexis doesn't know how to eat sushi.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
You weren't feeding each other sushi with your hands, right,
it was your own hands.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I think that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
That's how you get banned from Nobu forever. But let's
call Franklin here. Let's call Franklin and see if he
has some answers for us. Hopefully he picks up and I'm.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Downing it right now.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
All right, hold on, hello, Hey is this Franklin?
Speaker 14 (42:24):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, who's speaking? Man?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I knew he didn't answer and be put together right now?
Speaker 5 (42:29):
He does not put together. My name is jeff and
you're actually on a radio show right now called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Why am I on a radio show right now?
Speaker 6 (42:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
One of our listeners asked us to reach out to
you because she had a great time getting sushi the
other day. Her name is Laura.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Oh god, Laura.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Is such a fun show.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
So you liked her? It's sound I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I like let's let's take that guys. Yeah, Laura, is
that how you meant it? Franklin?
Speaker 5 (43:09):
No, no, no, I normally don't misread people.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, that is so crazy, Like what a disconnect between
how she described you and your reaction.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
She loved the date?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
All right? Yeah? Is that is that all you need
to ask me about?
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Well?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
No, we uh so there's more to this. We're doing
a segment called the second Date Update because Laura really
wants to hang out again with you, and she's a
little bit confused about why that hasn't happened in the
two weeks since you went to NOBU together.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, h yeah, I don't I don't know, man, I'm
I'm not sure if I'm really capable of dating her.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Why man?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Okay, what does that mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I can
keep up with her lifestyle because she seems, uh high maintenance,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (44:02):
So I thought you were kind of a high maintenance
one taking we're trying to get on your roster.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Even so.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Hold slow, slow down, guys, we're that was her idea,
not mine. What she told us.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
It was your idea, and she was like, no, let's
not do that. It's too expensive.
Speaker 15 (44:23):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
We were kind of tossing ideas back and forth about
where to go, and I think she was the one
that actually suggested no, but not me.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
But all right, but you agreed to it, I mean
a different place.
Speaker 14 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah. I didn't want to seem too difficult, so I
just kind of went with it, and I honestly didn't
realize what I was getting it to.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
God, you didn't know, you didn't know, You didn't know
Nobo's like this high end, super expensive restaurant.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
No, no, no, I'm a Chick fil a kind of guy,
Like I, well, I mean what one tier below? Pretty close.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
The only time I've been is with my agent.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Okay, yeah, so did you pay the bit like how much?
Can we ask how much?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Was yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Instead of a nice little Chick fil a forty dollars day,
being like four hundred dollars.
Speaker 19 (45:17):
Oh no, I feel bad for you, dude, ikw Okay,
But honestly, like she thought that you were up for it,
like she thought she played it as your choice.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
She was appressed because you were in it together.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah, not quite.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
It was definitely her suggestion, and that gives me that
whole idea that she's expecting this pretty frequently. And then
she started talking about expensive things like skydiving and hang
gliding and had my head spinning. There's no way I
can afford this girl.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Okay, people talk about fun things that are expensively.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
I feel like this has been a little bit of
a miscommunication, a misunderstand because we didn't get that impression
from her. And you can actually ask her yourself, Franklin,
because Laura has been waiting on the other line wanting
to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh gosh, you got set up.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
It's international phone call charging.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
The good news is usually really wealthy people don't call
our show. Yeahs.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Anyway, Laura talked to Franklin.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Hey, Franklin, Laura, what are you?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
What are you doing put me on this radio show? Like,
what's going on? You're putting on blast?
Speaker 15 (46:31):
What are you doing being a typical jerk and disappearing
and not texting me back and letting me know what's
going on?
Speaker 7 (46:37):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Where did that come from? She's mad?
Speaker 15 (46:41):
Well two weeks, dude, two weeks. I thought we had
a really good time.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
And by the way, guys, Nobu was not my suggestion.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
It was his.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
He said he didn't even know what it was. How
could he suggest it?
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Like, yeah, maybe maybe I brought it up, but he
agreed to it.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Suggestion.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
It was, Well, Franklin, you did mess up there, so
gotta admit that.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Or I didn't want to be difficult or anything, all right.
I just kind of went with the idea and I
thought sure, And I had never been to Nobu, so
I had I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
He didn't know he was signing up.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
I mean, do you feel like some empathy towards him?
Speaker 15 (47:19):
Now, he probably he probably googled a coupon for Nobu
before we went out, now that I'm hearing all this.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Listen, I looked for a coupon, But doesn't mean you didn't.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
That's okay.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Yeah, well, there's nothing wrong with going to Nobu on
a first day.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Sorry, no, but you hear what he's saying, right, Like
he thinks that you are like probably wanting too much
money out of.
Speaker 10 (47:46):
Him, and like I'm not looking to take his money.
I make money too. It's not about that.
Speaker 15 (47:49):
There's nothing wrong with living extravagantly.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Totally. I think Jeffrey explained it wrong. He just thinks
that maybe.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Your lifestyle and his lifestyle don't meet up in the
budget world.
Speaker 10 (47:59):
Yeah, you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't realize
he was just cheap. I mean, what into the theater?
Speaker 5 (48:07):
What did you say?
Speaker 10 (48:08):
I said, I realized he was this cheap. He probably
brings his own popcorn to the dollar theater.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Oh okay, all right, well.
Speaker 6 (48:18):
Now we're getting I didn't know you were this rude.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
The series turn off every time you start talking.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
I get it.
Speaker 15 (48:28):
It's not about rude if we were just talking about
the future and I thought you were on board. It
seems like you were agreeing with everything with me, so
obviously you're not being your authentic stuff on dates. Wow,
you probably asked Charity did they have a happy hour
special or something?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Down?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
God, no, wonder you were Stringle.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Franklin, he's gone, he's gone.
Speaker 15 (48:55):
He growsed you too.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
All right, all right, well Franklin decided he didn't want
to be a part of this anymore. Bill, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Literally, Oh man, Just for the record, it's not bad
to bring your own popcorn into a movie theaters.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I've been there.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
I think we all agree with that. But the fact
that it's a dollar theater, I mean, how expensive could
the popcorn be?
Speaker 10 (49:20):
Honestly, it's not that it's expensive. It's usually just stale.
But that's the size the point.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Okay, all right, popcorn?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well I guess no more gym at nine am.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Huh yeah, no, all right, Well we don't even get
a chance to ask for another day. But yeah, you
scared him off pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
You should find a more exclusive Jim Richard.
Speaker 15 (49:41):
Maybe I can write a day with one of you.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Hey, I'm always in I thought you wanted somebody who
was rich.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning. There's a lot of text
coming in at seven, eight, five, nine two from our
listeners asking what is nobo?
Speaker 14 (49:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah, misspelled multiple ways?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Does that hurt your little privileged heart?
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Those are listeners, but that's why we love them. By
the way, if you don't know, google Nobu n O
b U sushi restaurant, very very high ends.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
It's actually a chain though, which is I am funny
to me, but it is like so expensive.
Speaker 7 (50:16):
And sushi for people that want to pay triple.
Speaker 14 (50:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I've never been there, but I know. Brooks sends pictures
of herself dining there to her sponsored children in third
world's countries, saying, Hi and Dari, I met Nobu again
third time this week. Sorry to hear your dad lost
his fishing job and has to go back to the cannery.
I'll text you next week, all right, Brooke, starting.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
To believe that this stuff is actually real job.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Yeah, hey, maybe you should have some class a little bit, Brooke,
So an unsuccessful second date. We are going to try
again tomorrow though with a new couple. Make sure you
email the show if you want some help with your
love life. We'll call that person who's not calling you
back and go check out all of our second dates
wherever you get your podcasts at Brook.
Speaker 14 (51:00):
Jeffrey Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Studies have shown talking or singing to plants can actually
help them grow and make them healthier.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I talked to my plants all the time.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
I mean, I was skeptical. So I went on into
my garden and just did a little experiment started singing,
and wow, I don't know if it's my voice or what.
As soon as I hit that first high note, my
entire garden started getting down. The tulips were twking, the
(51:35):
buttercups started dropping it low. I felt like I was
in a Cardi B music video, just in my garden.
So if you want to see something really weird, point
your speakers directly at your plants.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Maybe I don't know, did roses.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Just sit back and watch the show. When I sing
my brand new song of the week to your fad
coming up right after this, It's time for my song
of the week. Okay, yeah, breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
And I don't know what you are all doing in
your spare time, but me, I'm glued to cable TV.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (52:16):
Oh yeah, I haven't watched it in a decade, specifically
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 7 (52:23):
Now we're getting weird.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Oh yeah, and right now, if you guys, clearly you
don't know most of the country is living under sweltering conditions.
Yeah maybe. In fact, just last week, at least six
different states broke the all time temperature records there dating
back to the eighteen hundreds. Oh wow, that's.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Really got to show up the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
A great sign. It's so hot right now. I actually
saw a squirrel fanning itself with a Chipotle napkin the
other day. No, I didn't. It was cute, but also
kind of sad. And look, I don't want to be
that guy complaining about, oh, summer is too hot, but
I'm sorry, it's too freaking hot. It's so hot. And
(53:08):
you know what I say, when life gives you heat stroke,
you make heat stroke in aid.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I thought you should seek medical attention, couldn't even.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yeah, well, you're a medical attention first, then, And that's
what I'm gonna make today in honor of anybody stepping
outside and entering the seventh layer of a nuked microwave burrito.
I'm gonna be singing a song for everyone who is
currently melting into the pavement during this massive heat wave.
(53:37):
I feel for you, And instead of doing Billie Eilish's
hit song Birds of a Feather, it's Young Jeffrey's Sunburned Forever.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
He's gonna be like a really emotional heatwave song.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Really, when you're that hot, the emotions, dude, just.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
All right.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Points. Stuck in a heat wave burns like after shame.
Speaker 13 (54:11):
Smoking's what I say, Like, Jim Carrey, come.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
And rescue me. Ben and Jerry been.
Speaker 13 (54:20):
Searching on YouTube mm for diy it glues. Yeah, stewing
my own juice, says unbrais me slow cooked?
Speaker 5 (54:34):
My kuboos made my own gravy like melting like chatter.
Put the sweating sweater.
Speaker 13 (54:43):
You know, never been wetter floods Fema could never control.
I'm sweaty, better drop glitz out my head even flow.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
With this weather hell might be better.
Speaker 14 (54:58):
I feel like.
Speaker 13 (54:59):
God marshmallow wins more sticky than a frown house floarg chedder.
Baby biscits by my side because I'm red lobster boiling alive,
just a human French fry.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
Like the anchorman.
Speaker 13 (55:25):
Got drinking hot milk as I cried, tinger, help me.
Speaker 14 (55:34):
Please.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
To cuddle mister Freeze.
Speaker 13 (55:41):
Yeah, got stuff to my sheets when I woke up,
had to peel me free like a fruit, roll up
the seatbelt in my whim. Got branded on my hips,
Hotter than a pick of Sydney Sweeny, drier than a
(56:06):
stiff James Bond Martini.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I drove to the convenient storm, climbed in there, I
spread closed the dark.
Speaker 13 (56:21):
Feel bad about the cool aaid guy because I pushed
him down and drank his inside that you're seen nectar
like hand of b letter. I'm now need a refresher,
some rain, or even better, some snow. My skin is
rather than a chili pepper like crossin the weeb, sun
(56:45):
burned forever.
Speaker 20 (56:48):
I'm not the dumb mistic time, but my jockstrapped cups
half full with eyes food zoom call should be nor live.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Just during summertime. Summer heats, my lord.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
And what a good idea to use Tinder to just
date somebody who has air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, I mean we'll just call him mister Freeze.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
All right, I'm trying to go for Elsa with that
frozen action. It's not that she's not swiping back. So
but you can text into seven eighty five nine two
and tell us what you thought about our song of
the week. I'm gonna post the video up on our
socials with all the lyrics there, on our TikTok, on Instagram,
on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
All wait, that broken, Jeffrey, and maybe you can add
your own hack outside of just a drop strap full.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
Of ice now and we need him right now. That's
your it's your song of the week.
Speaker 14 (57:46):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (57:56):
Wait, I recognize this guy. Nate's back. Oh yeah, Nate's
one and one. He lost to you last time, Brooks
six to four. He's the guy who makes hard cider,
and he promised us that we would get some sent
to the studio. I haven't seen any hard cider come
through here, Nate.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
You guys haven't sent me your address to send it
to you.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
Oh no, you're putting on All the work is on us.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
I just assumed Alexis stolen is drunk in the other room.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
That's highly possible.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
The second part's true, but I don't think the first part.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yeah, a lot of empty promises from you, Nate, and
I've got two sheets of questions in front of me.
One are the really super duper hard ones and one
or the really easy first grader ones. So I would
get to send in that cider over as quick as
you can.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
But hey, just make sure to give Brick the hard question.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Okay, okay, the hard cider questions.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Got it to me?
Speaker 5 (58:52):
Okay, give.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Now.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
Brooks leaving the studio, so let's get to the game.
And he got thirty seconds, sands as many questions as
possible if you don't know, and you could say pass,
but you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (59:05):
Let's do it? You got it?
Speaker 5 (59:06):
Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of what
company Microsoft? The FIFA World Cup for Soccer has played
every how many years.
Speaker 6 (59:19):
One?
Speaker 5 (59:19):
What was created first? BMW or Mercedes Benz merce? What's
the national bird of the United States? Turkey and bald eagle?
How many years in a millennium?
Speaker 6 (59:30):
A thousand?
Speaker 5 (59:31):
What is the official language of Egypt.
Speaker 6 (59:34):
Egyptians?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Disneyland first opened in the fifties. What decade did Disney
World open.
Speaker 6 (59:41):
Eighties.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
There heay, like a true veteran of this game, blew
through those questions. Well done. Brooke is coming back into
the studio now, and since we already know what you
do for a living night, I'm not going to ask
you that. Instead, I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question.
Would you rather whisper to Brook's ear or give her
(01:00:02):
a wet willy? What would do Nate if you were
with her?
Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
I'm gonna go with wet Willie because if my nose
is that closer ears, I have to smell her.
Speaker 14 (01:00:13):
Burn.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
What do you think I smell like cider?
Speaker 14 (01:00:17):
Boy? Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Expired cider?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Jummy? I drink that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Oh that was great. This is all part of our
new summer series on what would you do if you
were with Brooke? Something really nice or something really mean?
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
God, these things are mean. I hate whispering like it
creaks me out so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
It's going to be a long summer for your get
right now, it's your turn. Are you prepared? You're shaking
your head in disappointment. Okay, here we go. Your time
starts now. On this day. In two thousand and eight,
Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of What company Microsoft.
The FIFA World Cup for soccer has played every how
many years for what was created first? BMW or Mercedes
(01:01:01):
Benz BMW. What's the national bird of the United States?
Turkey or bald eagle? How many years in a millennium?
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
One thousand?
Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
What is the official language of egypt Us? Disneyland first
opened in the fifties? What decade did Disney World open?
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Seventies?
Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
That's it, That's all the time we got. We got
the answers in time to head on over the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose bad. We
don't need no meal, we don't need no cats.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
We need.
Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
And someone will live their whole life based off that
king about bro date you got four correctly?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
All right?
Speaker 13 (01:01:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Five?
Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Oh man, sorry about that, Nate Willie wasn't enough to
stop her. But let's go over the answers for everybody
on this day. In two thousand and eight, Bill Gates
stepped down as chairman of Microsoft. FIFA World Cup soccers
played every four years between BMW and Mercedes Benz. Mercedes
came first in eighteen eighty five. BMW didn't come along
until nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Eighteen eighty five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, really cars, they're making cars in eighteen eighty five that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Can't be Yeah, like Clintstone type cars.
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
They were good, Brook, You were there, weren't you knew that?
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Just delivery?
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Now you shut it, loser on fire. The national bird
United States is the bald eagle. There are one thousand
years in a millennium. The official language of Egypt is Arabic.
Speaker 17 (01:02:37):
That was a tricky one.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
And Disneyland first open the fifties. Disney World came along
in nineteen seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Nineteen seventy one, son either Nate okay, Nate man.
Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
It wasn't enough to beat her today. But you're not
going to leave empty handed just for playing. You're getting
tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas City
Royals on July third at t Mobile Park.
Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Oh awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Anything you want to say to Brook before you get
out of here?
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, maybe apologize for hurting my feelings about that smell comment.
Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
I don't want an apology. I want this to haunt you,
so next time when I come back here, I'm in
your head.
Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
Alright, Oh, you're.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Our hero of the week. Well done, buddy, Come back
and play against soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Block the
same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
There's a lot of sweaty people in this country right now.
Oh yeah, it's we don't even have to work out
for it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you have
found the Full Show podcast. And one of the best
parts of today's Full Show on a Friday is.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Always Jeff's parody song, Oh It's all.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all for the sweaty people, the people who hate
that hotness, and I think.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're gonna enjoy it. It's pretty clever. The way he
worked Eddie Veteran was impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, yes, for real, we're gonna get to that, but
we always love to start with your wonderful comments.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What do you see in Alexis?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Speaking of Jeff's song of the week, fish Boy Games said,
I've gone from listening to music when I drive, cook work,
and shower to listening to your show. And even my
first born was conceived while I listened to Jeff's song
of the week.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's making babies. Yeah, wow, ye, get ready for twins?
Okay song?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Your Full Show podcast starts right now.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning and got some bad
news for the one and only Brook Fox.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No bad news today jez.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I don't know what you're gonna do with this information.
You're probably gonna be frustrated. Oh no, but a ten
year study just wrapped up and it's revealed something somewhat
shocking that drinks stored in glass bottles contain more microplastics
than ones in plastic bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, I'm guessing that this study was done by the
Plastic Bottle Association.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It was done by the Global Health Organization.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
How would that be?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
They analyzed hundreds of different soft drinks and waters and colas, alcohols, wines,
even beer, and they expected the opposite result. When they
did the study did not think they were going to
get back these readings. But for example, iced tea and
lemonade averaged eighty six point three microplastic particles in glass containers,
but in a plastic container only had two point two particles.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't really get it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I mean, are you going to give us an explanation
because buying more plastic isn't going to help, even in
glass bottle.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
They do have a theory. Experts believe the bottle caps
on glass bottles aren't being cleaned properly, so the plastic
residue from the cap is falling into the drink. Jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I only drink things out of bottles that have cork,
so good.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
They're encouraging companies to change their bottling process, but you
know that could take years for goals or regulations to
be put in place for them.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's interesting though. So you want to look for a
glass bottle with a metal cap.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
No, that don't know. That's what I'm saying. The bottle
caps are dissolving and falling into.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
The fact the plastic bottle caps.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No in the glass, but there's plastic caps on glass bottles.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Okay. If you want to fight the Global Health Organization
on their please do that on your own time visual process.
There you go. What you told us, Brook, don't feel
bad today when you bust out your plastic straws and
your plastic spoons. They are coming back because they are
healthier for the plant. They are not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Plastic is so terrible. Stay away from plastic. Where do
you think we get microplastics from to begin with? Joe?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You can believe Brook or the Global Health Organization's talk
to you. That's not what you're saying. Plastics are back
in now. Let's move on to the question of the
day and head over to our digital producer and see
if hopefully we're celebrating ingestable Microplastic Day.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
I wish, but today's actually National Food Truck Day, Oh,
where we recognize the little mobile restaurants who boldly serve
you lobster rolls for only nineteen dollars in a parking
lot next to a guy using a fire hydrogen as
a Urinalay. Right, but if we're being real, food trucks
have come a long way in the last decade, from
(03:57):
absolutely sketchy to potentially But I didn't get food poisoning, dude.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
I do remember the first time being like, oh my god,
tacos from a food truck got is sketchy.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Now I'm like, tacos from a food truck. Give me
the best tacos.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Act more authentic than this.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Yeah, that's why today we're gonna celebrate those gourmet meals
on four wheels with a special fork it or floor
it edition of twenty. All right, you say number one
through twenty, I'll give you an international name. You have
to decide if it's a food or a truck. I
just have to correctly guess it or floor it to
(04:33):
stay in the game, we will start with the woman
whose car gets mistaken for a food truck because of
how many Starbucks napkins she carries around.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's alex Delivery Coffees seven.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Alexis. Your mystery term is dong feng rich. It's Chinese,
and you decide are you flooring it or forking it?
Dong feng rich dong fang rich.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You have to visualize like poppy it into your mouth,
like getting a nice big spoonful of dong thing rich.
Does that sound something like you and it?
Speaker 8 (05:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It just sounds like a food I haven't heard Jose
talk about. And here.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
Yeah, well, don is a Vietnamese word. Don Tak is
a very popular Vietnamese restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, I'm gonna go floor it, Jake, it's a food truck.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
It's either a truck like a type of car, or
it's a.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Food like like the Mazda Don thing.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
It's like the.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Actual I thought it was just a title of the
food trucks.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Either a type of car food.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm gonna go fork it. Say it's a food.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Alexis says fork it floor in that one. It's a
Chinese pickup truck, but also sounds like a guy who
sells herbal tea in a pyramid skime classic Don fag Rich,
Alexis is out Brook, seven is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, give me one.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Your mystery term is mofo gassy. It's from Africa. I
just need to know, are you flooring it or are
you forking it? Mofo gassy gassy?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I mean I could see it being a truck because
you put gassy in your truck, I know, But.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I could also see being drunk at two in the
end being like, oh my god, I could go for
a bowl of mofo gassy right now.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm sure gassy is spelled like ga s.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
I is it like like we say hybrid, we say electric.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Like they're just announcing it's a gascar.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I feel like it's got to be a food. Give
me food.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Fork its forking it for that's a sweet breakfast fritter
from ot a gascar. Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. One
and seven have been chosen.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Let's go three.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Your term is the Great Wall Wingle. It's from China.
Are you forking the Great Wall wingle? Possibly served at
Hong Kong Disneyland, or are you flooring it on top
of the Great Wall? Perhaps we don't know great Wall Wingle.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Great Wall Wigle.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It sounds like a dance that it sounds like one
of those food challenges, Like there was a restaurant in
my hometown. If you ate like an omelet on a
large pizza pan, you got a free t shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Like can you take on the Great Wall wangle?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I can see that.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
I can also see he said Disney, like Disney's so
they have the cutest like popcorn buckets, and like I
can see them in the Hong Kong vision having a.
Speaker 11 (07:20):
Little great Wall great Wall. Maybe Mulan isn't it somehow?
But I also think he's just saying Disney to throw
me off. So I'm gonna say floor.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's a it's a car.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Yes, yes, the Great Wall Wingle is a Chinese pickup
truck that sounds more like a faery with a shoulder injury.
Group and Jose have gotten it right. Jeffreed needs you
to keep this going.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Almost got me though, Jakes eleven.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Your term is fu fu? Is it a small African
car or a delectable African delicacy? You need to tell
me are you florin fufu or fork in foo food?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I got sick from some foo foo last night.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I don't think you'd get it sounds so yummy sounds.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It sounds like a cute, little tiny like smart car,
like the ones that don't even have a backseat, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Or it sounds like a delicious like flaky treat, you
know with im the layers of butter.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
I'm gonna say, it's a little tiny car. Give me
floor it, Jeffries flooring it? Or no, is a West
African dough Wow? And if you're wondering it's delicious?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Isn't delicious?
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Though?
Speaker 8 (08:39):
As Alexis and Jeffrey lost and jose and Brook lighty of.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
We're getting shocked while singing All Star by smash Mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, I'm thinking jeff all the way for his really
messed up world health organization.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's my fault. Yeah, somebody once told me the world
is gonna roll me. Ain't the shops tool in this?
That is your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phones out coming up in just a few.
Speaker 14 (09:14):
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, it's.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Almost time for laser stories. But first programming note, We
just hit triple digits one hundred thousand subscribers on our
YouTube page. Thank you so much to all of the
bots that we purchased overseas. We appreciate you subscribing to us.
Jeff super cool. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
(09:39):
and we're big in this show on new terms and phrases.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What do you got?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Gotta let everybody know the hot lingo that's been trending
IRL and a new one that's been making the rounds.
You may have heard of. This is called sleep divorce.
Speaker 15 (09:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is where you get separate bedrooms.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, it's not like a totally new thing, but it
is trending where a couple will opt to sleep in
different beds or in totally separate rooms because maybe one
of them snores or is a sleep screamer.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, they had to sneak their side piece in and
it just makes it more convenient any reason.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So the solution is sleep in different places. But now
a similar one is going viral called screen divorce.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Scream screen oh, screen like I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Like TV, it's when you do the same thing but
with streaming shows where a couple will watch different shows
in different rooms, or they'll watch different shows in the
same room, but one of you is wearing headphones.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh my gosh, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Well, the idea is you avoid the situation where one
person has to sit and suffer through a show or
a sporting event that they don't actually like or care
about event.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
But like, sometimes when you're watching a show that actually
has dramas fun to talk about, you guys are like
bobaan and then you're like, oh, you can't get ahead
of me.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I mean, but I will say if I miss any
of the NBA finals, I was fine with.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Most A lot of married couples are like, yes, yeah,
I can see this, and it's easier now that most
people have five TVs, two iPads, three laptops, and two
phones all in their house, so don't need to share
anything anymore. But yeah, screen divorce is a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I mean, why not just get separate apartments at this point,
you know, living in separate rooms, sleeping in different beds.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I mean, why are we even together?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
You're doing out there?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Are If you need to screen divorce to listen to
a brand new edition of Laser Stories, do it now
because it's coming up right after this It's the radio
segment that's launching a new drink at Starbucks to help
you avoid the after effects of coffee, introducing the new
(11:48):
Frapto Bismol, the bright pink caffeinated beverage that gives you
the stimulation of a chilled iced coffee with the bowel
soothing sensation of a peptose.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
I loved.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Can we get it with?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Of course, you can clear out the tubes and get
ready for Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird
news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser. Those other caffeine queens just don't.
His first laser story is out of Duncanville, Alabama. After
hours at the local quick stop, security cameras picked up
(12:23):
some unexpected movements, even though the store was already locked
up for the night.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh man that broke it?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Apparently man had broken in while wearing a full body
Scooby do cost?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I mean you can't be mad at Scooby hygiene alone?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
And what did he take while he was in there?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Scooby made off with some cash and coins, but no brook.
He did not take any Scooby snacks. Jefft Is described
as a white male approximately five foot nine inches tall,
and authorities currently don't have any leads.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, they're just gonna have to wait to Halloween because
you know, he's not going to order another costume.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
They did post a photo of the guy in his
costume on Facebook, asking for help, possibly from some meddling kids,
but people online got in on the fund with their comments.
One said, have you interviewed Fred, Daphney Vellman and Shaggy
to see if they were waiting for Scooby out in
the Mystery Machine?
Speaker 14 (13:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Okay, Another said row Raggy, and one person suggested they
change the headline to Scooby doob be doo where are you?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That was a missed opportunity.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Most people online believe it's not really Scooby who did it?
Speaker 8 (13:49):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Some people do believe it was Sam.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
They think someone with a second mask underneath. Oh, possibly
the old caretaker or even old man Wiggles who owns
the Haunted amusement park.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Your next laser story Out of Virginia, McDonald's and Alexandria
has imposed new restrictions following a series of altercations involving students.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
What well I mean, honestly, it is bizarre. There is
always a McDonald's by a high school.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Apparently high school kids were coming in there and being
disruptive and overly rowdy. Disruptive high schoolers, So what are
they doing different now from now on? That location refuses
to allow dining service to anyone under twenty one years
(14:42):
of age unless they are supervised.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's a twenty one and over McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Kid comes in for a habit, you'll get.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Out of here.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
You're not welcome.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
If their parent is with them, they're allowed to eat there,
but otherwise not allowed.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Why It's okay.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
That's a good portion of their business, so we'll see
what happens with that. The other big change is they've
added a doorbell on the outside.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
You have to dang sketchy like.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They have to open the door for you.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Can they get drunk people at night?
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Annoying.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
It's not even a joke to enter. Customers have to
ring it in order to be allowed to entry by
an employee. Then you'll be escorted to the counter where
you can order from the digital screen and then after
that go grab a seat.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Dude, really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Whoever owns this McDonald's is going under way if it.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Sounds like it's going overboard. One person doesn't think so that.
Seventy year olds Robert Hans there, he's been eating there
for over fifty years, and he says it's not fair
to the hard working employees. Instead of sitting down in
a peaceful environment to eat their nuggets, they got to
put up with a bunch of these idiots.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You these idiots are probably the employees' friends.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, good point. This next lazer stories out of the
ice pack and wine bar. Would you say you're more
injury prone than most? Well, a new pole found the
average adult suffers thirty five scrapes and bruises each year.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
I buy my lip a lot, like, I talk too
much and I cheat.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
That's an injury, right that counts thirty at least thirty
four times a year. And then I have one other
injury like a sprained ankle.
Speaker 14 (16:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, I have a bump in my mouth right now.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
That's a healing womb.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Right now, we need to get like a medical.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Doctors think they get more like active injury.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
It hurts so bad right now.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Chewing don't count is active.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
That is the most active I get throughout the day.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, may the hot dog eating contest, you can easily
suffer an injury there, I'm going dog.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Getting worse brush judgment not okay, Jose, I'm thanks text
born for having.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Coming.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hurting ourselves right now around three times a month.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Kids are even more injury prone when you count up
all those old aois. The study found the average American
racks up four thousand cut scrapes and bruises over the
course of their lifetime.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
God.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
The most common reasons we injure ourselves are we get
distracted or aren't paying attention, general clumsiness, and Jose, kitchen
related incidents.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
The surveys all about me.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I think they'd be like cutting your finger while you're outde.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yes, I think it's great chewing accidents. I think that's
what it is. Last stat the poll found one in
four people worry about the other people judging them as
being weak or sickly if they have a band aid
on signs.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I tell my kids all the time, are you weak?
Speaker 13 (17:59):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
At the other end of the spectrum, though, one in
eight people want you to ask about their injury and
they'll show you the band by next letter stories out
of social media central. Steve Burns, or as you might
know him, the original host of the children's show Blues Clues.
(18:21):
He's launching a podcast this fall for all the adults
who grew up watching them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Every time he posts a video checking in on us
like viral.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The podcast is called Alive, and we'll focus on what
it means to stay human in a complicated world. Right,
just what we need another rival podcast.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Do not pick a fine with.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
This our podcast. Our podcast is so inspirational.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I'm about to be with Steve Burns in a second.
But Steve says, quote, sure, there are thousands of other
podcasts you can listen to. This is the one that
listens back. Oh you know, you know, it's not really
it doesn't actually listen to you. But he says, Alive
is just a continuation of the spirit of Blues Clues,
(19:11):
only now we're grown ups. But we're still searching, still learning,
still trying to follow the clues to connect with each other.
He did say there will be less talking furniture, but
promises there will still be some fun along the way. Wow,
so no talking salt and pepper shakers, but what about
moaning shoes? I'm not asking for myself and somebody else
(19:35):
wants to know because his favorite Blues Blues character was
Sally The Sneakers that make so don't have to listen
to the podcast to find out that now means Laser
Stories has come to an end of the day. We'll
do it again, same time on.
Speaker 14 (19:48):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You know, one of my favorite types of segments that
we do on the show is the ones where like
former fast food workers will share juicy secrets their restaurants
don't want you to know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yes, they're so fun. It feels like you know something
you shouldn't do.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Well right now. There's a TikTok video that's going viral
because it asks people in the comments to share the
most unhinged Disneyland fact that most park goers are clueless about.
Oh and we're not talking like wild conspiracy theories that
you hear about sometimes. But hundreds of thousands of responses
came in, ranging from genuinely fascinating to totally cray cray,
(20:31):
and we had to research them and find out are
they actually true or just made up. We're gonna get
to the bottom of it with secret Disneyland Facts Reveal
it's coming up right after this. There's a TikTok that's
going viral right now and it's not Ours. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
How can it not be ours views last week?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
It's a picture of disney World and it says, give
me your most unhit hinged Disney fact.
Speaker 14 (21:03):
I love.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, I'm not talking like Walt Disney's bodies cryogenically frozen
underneath Disneyland. I mean it says, give me the real
tea And hundreds of thousands of comments later, tea was spilt.
But again, these are just comments. It's not like a
magazine or a news article with verified sources. It's just
what some random people claim they know. So my producer
(21:28):
and I curated our own list from the comments and
sent them over to Brook to do some digging and
find out are they true? Magic or tragic?
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Not real?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Just made up things?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Brook, And you said, I never used my journalism degree.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Research. I'll read the fact and then Brooke will tell
us true or false, magic or tragic. Yes, So let's
go right. It's a fact Number one. Someone said on
the grounds of Disney World, there's a super elite neighborhood
of multimillion dollar homes called Golden Oak.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And Jeff, that is magic.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They range from five to twenty million dollars. I'm showing
you a picture of one of them.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And they come with like.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Crazy perks like firework views and access to private lounges
and bulls.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
And the coolest thing is they have little hidden mickeys
in your house.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So say, have you looked at renting these?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Number two At Animal Kingdom, you can't bring in a
balloon because it disturbs the animals. So you have to
check your balloon into a balloon daycare at Guest Services
and they'll give you a report for the balloon about
its day, like it was a real kid. Is that
true or is that false?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Brook that my friend is magic.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That's there's a balloon daycare and I have a picture
of what you get at the end of the day.
It lets you know if your balloon played well with
other balloon, maybe they ate some snow.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
And if your balloon bit and popped another balloon, do
you have to reimburse the other family for their balloons?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Didn't research on what happens a balloon.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
With misbehaved balloons that gets start. I want to do
a follow up after this is done, but we'll go
to the next fun fact about Disney We're finding out
if these are real magic or just made up. Tragic
Number three someone said back in the eighties, Disneyland had
a rule where if a pregnant woman delivered a baby
inside the park, her baby would get a lifetime pass.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Then they stopped the rule after too many people were
trying purposely to have their baby.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What is that's tragic?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
There's no evidence that the policy ever existed, though I
do like to imagine a woman delivering on the matterhorn personally,
just some threat to it.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
You are over extending your research here.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wouldn't it be a fun roller coaster picture of you
mid birth?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, Cord, you're actually gonna buy that one different type
of splash mountain. Number four. One single churro cart inside
Disneyland can bring in around two million dollars in sales
a year, just one churro car.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The information I got from this was a TikToker walking
up to a churo cart lady in disney World and
asked her, like, how much did you make today? And
she pulled out the stats and they said five five
hundred dollars for the day, which I did the multiplication
and it's over two million.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Yeah, I trust you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'm not going to Number five fun fact about Disneyland.
We're trying to figure out if these are true or
false books done the research. It's there's a secret apartment
inside the castle that you can rent, but at night
they lock you inside it with a guard outside your door,
so you can't wander around the park.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
And this one is tragic ish. Okay, yeah you can
because there is.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
A private invitation only suite called Cinderella Castle Suite right
at Walt Disney World, but it's not open to the public.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yeah, it's literally.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Been in line for riding the person in front of
me one night in there, wait the person ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, that's amazingly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
It was originally built for Walt Disney's family for key parties.
Speaker 14 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Cool. Number six fun facts This was a saint. Walt
Disney bought his mother a home. There was a fire
and she passed away in the house. And that's why
one parent seems to be missing in all of the
classic Disney movies like Ariel and Jasmine have only their dad.
So is that true?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well, it's kind of magic, very tragic.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The reason that the movies are missing a parent is
because of the stories they're based on, Like for like
The Little Mermaid, that story was originally published in like
eighteen thirty seven or something like long before. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, you're saying her mom deserved it. Yeah, got it.
Let's keep going again, we're reviewing these These are crazy
people shared fun facts that they know about Disney on TikTok.
We took our favorite ones and had Brooke research if
they're really true or if somebody just made it up.
Number seven, there's a wild bobcat that lives backstage behind Epcot.
Disney refuses to do anything about it because it keeps
(26:16):
the population of bunnies down from eating all of their flowers.
Is that real, Brook or is that made up?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
The heck?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
This one is kind of tragic ish as well, because
there probably is a bobcat living on the Disney World
resort properties Florida.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah yes, but their like whole approach to wildlife is
maintaining the healthy and balanced ecosystem. It's not because of
the flowers.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right. I looked it up and you you could see
poisonous snakes on the property.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, know that they're real, Okay, and report them.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
There's been otters, armadillos, coyotes, wild hogs native to Florida.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You go up to it thinking it's a part of
the past, especially the wild hog. I mean, I think
and lion king.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
We're running out of time, but I really want to
know the answer to this one real quick. Number eight.
Disney has multiple lawyers at every park, just sitting around
in case someone gets injured so they can cut you
a check on the spot. Tell me it's true, it's true.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I can't find one case where someone got paid on
the spot, so I'm gonna say unconfirmed.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
When you look it up.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
There is like a trillion law firms waiting to sue Disney,
so they want you to call them.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
If anybody could cover up the fact that they're giving
out checks, it's Disney, So I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
And there's a lot of people on Reddit trying to
figure out if they have a case or not.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
That's the wall a.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Secret lawyer, and those are your magic or tragic facts
about Disney. Actually learned a lot today. Your phone's apps
coming up right.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry heist thieves in
the news, they always use the same tactic, you know,
burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the place off guard.
What a dumb strategy. They were smart, they'd call ahead
and become buddy buddy with the employee behind the counter arrested. Now,
(28:11):
maybe even share a funny little code name. Because that's
what happens today. When Jose calls a jewelry store and
ask the guy working there if you could do him
a couple of favors, it would make things a lot
easier for him. They will it work. Find out in
your phone tap right now?
Speaker 16 (28:34):
Hello, thank you calling jewelers.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
This is Alex.
Speaker 16 (28:36):
How can I help you?
Speaker 17 (28:37):
Hy, Alex? Is this phone call being recorded?
Speaker 16 (28:43):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 17 (28:43):
What this phone call? Right now? Do you guys record
your phone calls the audio?
Speaker 14 (28:48):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
No, we do not record our call.
Speaker 18 (28:52):
Oh okay, good, Well I'm hoping you could help me
with something then, yeah, absolutely, all right. I'm looking to
buy some fine jewelry as a gift, and I'm trying
to keep this as discreet as possible.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Ah, something for a proposal, I presume no, like I need.
Speaker 17 (29:12):
To make sure that my wife doesn't find out about this.
Speaker 16 (29:15):
I see an anniversary gift then, or a birthday gift.
Speaker 17 (29:19):
Yes, no, it's not for my wife. It's actually for
another very special lady. If you catch my drift.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
I don't suppose this is for your mother in law.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
No, it's not for my mother in law.
Speaker 18 (29:36):
Look, look, look all right, I just need to pick
something out, and to be safe, I know we're not
being recorded, but from here on out we're going to
be using code names. Okay, my name is Briar Patch
and your name is Kim.
Speaker 16 (29:50):
Butcha code names. It's not really something we do here, sir.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
Hey, if you knew my wife, you know this is necessary. Okay, Kim,
Butcha copy all right, I guess so okay, okay, so
use my code name.
Speaker 16 (30:06):
That was what was it again, prior Patch Patch?
Speaker 17 (30:10):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
And Roger And what can I do for you then,
Briar Patch.
Speaker 18 (30:17):
First thing, I assume you guys have like like security
cameras and stuff in your.
Speaker 17 (30:21):
Store, right of course?
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Absolutely?
Speaker 17 (30:24):
Okay, So when I come in just to keep it,
you know, hush hush, could you like turn them off?
Speaker 16 (30:31):
Absolutely?
Speaker 14 (30:31):
Not.
Speaker 17 (30:32):
That's just for like ten minutes while I'm there. You
can turn them right back on. Bro, I'll just buy something.
I'll be out. There's no footage, there's no evidence.
Speaker 16 (30:39):
You know, there is absolutely no pat It's Briar Patch,
remember Briar Patch, right, Briar Patch. Thanks for you or anyone.
That's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty
four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for
us to turn them off if we wanted to, which
we wouldn't. It's not a thing we do, all right.
Speaker 18 (31:00):
I read your a loud and clear kombucha. Y'all got
like premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool, huh.
Speaker 16 (31:05):
Anyway, excuse, it's just I just want I have to ask,
is this a real phone call?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
This is way out of the bix.
Speaker 17 (31:12):
I promise this is a real call. And I am
very interested, okay, in all the rare gems or the
diamond jewels, anything you have available.
Speaker 16 (31:22):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (31:23):
I mean, you guys probably get like really wealthy people
in here, right, like Nick Cage or or like Ian
from Love Islands.
Speaker 16 (31:29):
He's frankly, we're located in the Strip mall. We're not
exactly drawing NBA players here. For the most part, we
have a very, very wonderful service.
Speaker 17 (31:37):
But I like how you're downplaying it.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, I mean, here's my playing kombucha.
Speaker 18 (31:43):
I'm gonna pull up in front of your jewelry store
sometime tomorrow morning. It's a windowless van. I'm going to
keep it idling because I don't have a lot of time. Okay,
I'll run into your store. Probably have some sort of
like stocking or head covering that way, you know it's me.
Speaker 16 (31:59):
At this point, this conversation got to end.
Speaker 17 (32:01):
Okay, one last thing.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
Make sure when I come in you put all the
diamonds on top of the case so that I can
just pick whatever I want.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
Honestly, sure. At this point, I'm just gonna have to
let you go because no, wait, my.
Speaker 18 (32:11):
Girlfriend kayleb Man, she's gonna be so pissed if I
don't get her something.
Speaker 16 (32:16):
How did you know that's my girlfriend's name, That's my girlfriend?
What the hell is going on here?
Speaker 9 (32:24):
I'm totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This
is actually a joise from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Oh Kayla your girlfriend, not mine, set you up. She said,
You've had some shady people coming in there lately, just
like checking stuff out and leaving.
Speaker 16 (32:44):
I mean, I'm taking a lot of weird calls over
the years, this one was by far the most instant.
Speaker 17 (32:50):
Okay, but for real, now that you know it's me,
bro if I come down there, you can you.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Hook me up.
Speaker 16 (32:54):
Not over the phone, but yeah, I know there is
a back room.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
I knew it.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Weake up every morning was foot Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
There's so many life hacks being shared online it could
be hard to identify, like which ones are actually good. Yeah,
it's true, but trust me when I say recently used
running socks do not make good toilet seed warmers. Don't
even try it. But one of our listeners says she
heard about a dating life hack on the internet and
(33:29):
decided to test it out, and surprisingly it worked even
better than she expected. On her first try, she was
able to lock down a date. Now, could this hack
change your love life too? Maybe you got to hear
it in a second date update right after this second
date update date meeting a good single guy is like
(33:51):
finding an open parking space at Costco on a second,
they exist.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't want to believe that you want to be aggressive.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yes, got to be aggressive and get kind of lucky
with it, or you could be like Brook and parking
the rear blocking the fire lane next to the road
of dumpsters and just call it a day.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I didn't block the handicapped parking spot.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
So that's how thoughtful point is. Finding good men not easy,
and that's why our listener Laura says she had to
find a strategy to help her find a decent dude,
and apparently she came up with one. So Laura, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Hi. Is it bad that I'm hoping that your strategy
also helps me in the Costco parking lot?
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Tell us about this guy that you met and the
strategy that you used to find him.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
So first, let me.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Start by saying, and I'm sure everyone can relate to this,
that I have met so many people that were.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Duds on both on the APT and in person.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Problem is is we think we're catches it and all
of us are awful.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah true, just a dodge, yes, yes.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
Okay, okay, So a while back, I was listening to
this podcast and this girl was giving some really fabulous
dating advice.
Speaker 14 (35:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Was it a Lexus on our Brook and Jeffery.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Why what did she say?
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Well, she said that women are in general having a
hard time finding a guy that's well put together. Like
you can meet a guy and he'll be great at first,
and then everything just goes south really really quickly.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Which is different than women who are perfect right away.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
No, no, no, no, it's a two way street. I'll
admit it's a two way streety.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Okay, So what was the solution?
Speaker 15 (35:39):
Okay, so you're gonna love this girl to go to
the gym at nine am on a Saturday, kay, and
the reason being because most guys who are let's just
be polite and say not put together would never be
at the gym at nine am on a Saturday because
they were probably out partying the night before.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah, not just on a Saturday early like ever, I'm
not going to the gym. Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
But that's actually a decent strategy.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
But you don't agree.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, I mean I get it, Yeah, sure, I get it,
but I think even earlier than that. Yeah, it's so
busy at nine you have a buddy who.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Literally works out to get rid of his hangover.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
He sweat.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Okay, I.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Get the idea, though, You want to go at a
time when like all the party guys are supposedly it's
too early for them.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, or there are people who party. They can manage it,
you know, they still work out.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
That's perseverance right there. What's the talent? Like at the
gym at nine am on a Saturday.
Speaker 15 (36:37):
Shockingly, a lot of really cute, well put together magh okay.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Jack putt okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, So did you have your pick or what I
had my pick?
Speaker 15 (36:48):
I got like all deck down and I put on
my favorite Lulu Lemons and I got.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Like all up in there.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
So who did you meet?
Speaker 15 (36:56):
I met a guy named Franklin.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Franklin, Yeah, and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 10 (37:03):
I'm not gonna lie. I legit set myself as bait.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 15 (37:08):
Well, Like I said, I got all decked out, and
you know, I kind of like alluded to the fact
that I didn't know what I was doing, and so yeah,
I'm ashamed to say it, but I did. And he
came over and kind of helped me figure out how
to use the machine that I was working on.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
Yeah, it worked out.
Speaker 15 (37:27):
We had a nice little conversation and eventually he asked me.
Speaker 10 (37:30):
Out, oh.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
It works.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Yeah, I'm still picturing you guys at the machine, Like
did he come up behind you and like help you
push the levers?
Speaker 10 (37:40):
This is not porn, hoob, take it easy over there.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
That picture more like ghosts like with the pottery.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 10 (37:47):
Yeah No, I just kind of was like, I can't
lift these giant plates. Can you help me?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Strung man to help me rescue me?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
So was the gym your date or did you guys
like go out for real?
Speaker 14 (37:59):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:59):
We went out and he took me to dinner at Nobu.
Whoa I know, I know, and I had never been there, so.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
I was really excited he suggested it and I was like, wow,
you know that's a little expensive.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
But did you say that?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Like yeah, I was like, whoa Nobu? Okay, first date.
That's like setting your.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Bar really high.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
So how was it?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
It was amazing.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
We had a really good time.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
We really connected. We tried some new.
Speaker 15 (38:26):
Sushi together, which is always an interesting conversation piece, at least.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Before Yeah, did you play the damsel in distress again
and be like, oh, I don't know how to use
these chopsticks. I wish I could come over here and
show me that.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
I actually had a friend that was Japanese who told
me that they don't use chopsticks, that they actually use
their fingers.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
So when I eat sushi, I eat my hands.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
That's a look.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I don't know if that's true or not. And I
think it's really funny if your friend was truly new.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Yeah, just double fisted and sushi on the table.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
You had some hand sushi.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
That's nice, hanc Yeah, and then I mean they call
him hand rolls, right, yeah?
Speaker 17 (39:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
What about the connection with Franklin?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
No, we really did connect and we were talking like future,
which was was kind of like I was kind of like, yeah,
like we were talking about like traveling together and like
going skydiving.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And you're on the phone with us. There has to
be something bad that happened in the night.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Already, someone that's this put together.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It's getting weird now.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
It's like nobody's this charming and I know, I know, Wow,
all right, so how did.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
You end it?
Speaker 15 (39:41):
We ended the night with a hug, and I assumed
that we'd go out again, of course, because we had
such a great time and I haven't heard from him
in like two weeks.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
He just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Have you reached out to him gym?
Speaker 10 (39:53):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (39:54):
So I reached out to him just one time. I
didn't want to see meaty, And no, I never went
back to the gym on the Saturday morning. So I'm
actually thinking it could be that because maybe he thinks
that I just went to the gym, like I set
my own trap.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
You know what, I don't think that guys put that
much thought into where they make. They care. I don't
know if they care.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, No, I'm not even gonna put very much thought
into leaving this break. So let's come back and call
this guy and do your second date update right after
this second date update. Who knew nine am on Saturday
was prime time for available hobbies at the gym?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Everybody knows. Now it's gonna be slammed.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Our listener Laura knew because she heard about it on
a podcast, So she went to check it out, and
that's where she met hunky and responsible Franklin. He showed
her how to lift a five pound dumbbell. She showed
him how to eat sushi with your hands at Nobu.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is the traditional way.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Jem apparently seemed like a match made in heaven. But
Franklin has now gone too weeks without setting up another date.
So either that finger sushi hit real wrong or something
else is going on.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I do not call it finger sushi.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Sushi hit good.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I just see the chip of a thumb or something.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
It's sitting on a brook. What do you think is
going on?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I mean, dating is just so hard, and people have
so many options, and life is so busy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's just it could not be.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
You at all, could be literally anything.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yes, I mean everything you describe sounded perfect. But the
hand sushi. Did you explain why you were eating with
your hands?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
You know, just do it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Of course all Alexis thinks that the issue is the
hand sushi thing.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
That is kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
If someone Alexis doesn't know how to eat sushi.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
You weren't feeding each other sushi with your hands, right,
it was your own hands.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I think that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
That's how you get banned from Nobu forever. But let's
call Franklin here. Let's call Franklin and see if he
has some answers for us. Hopefully he picks up and I'm.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Downing it right now.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
All right, hold on, hello, Hey is this Franklin?
Speaker 14 (42:24):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, who's speaking? Man?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I knew he didn't answer and be put together right now?
Speaker 5 (42:29):
He does not put together. My name is jeff and
you're actually on a radio show right now called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Why am I on a radio show right now?
Speaker 6 (42:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
One of our listeners asked us to reach out to
you because she had a great time getting sushi the
other day. Her name is Laura.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Oh god, Laura.
Speaker 15 (42:57):
Is such a fun show.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
So you liked her? It's sound I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I like let's let's take that guys. Yeah, Laura, is
that how you meant it? Franklin?
Speaker 5 (43:09):
No, no, no, I normally don't misread people.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Okay, that is so crazy, Like what a disconnect between
how she described you and your reaction.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
She loved the date?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
All right? Yeah? Is that is that all you need
to ask me about?
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Well?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
No, we uh so there's more to this. We're doing
a segment called the second Date Update because Laura really
wants to hang out again with you, and she's a
little bit confused about why that hasn't happened in the
two weeks since you went to NOBU together.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, h yeah, I don't I don't know, man, I'm
I'm not sure if I'm really capable of dating her.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Why man?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Okay, what does that mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I can
keep up with her lifestyle because she seems, uh high maintenance,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (44:02):
So I thought you were kind of a high maintenance
one taking we're trying to get on your roster.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Even so.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Hold slow, slow down, guys, we're that was her idea,
not mine. What she told us.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
It was your idea, and she was like, no, let's
not do that. It's too expensive.
Speaker 15 (44:23):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
We were kind of tossing ideas back and forth about
where to go, and I think she was the one
that actually suggested no, but not me.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
But all right, but you agreed to it, I mean
a different place.
Speaker 14 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah. I didn't want to seem too difficult, so I
just kind of went with it, and I honestly didn't
realize what I was getting it to.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
God, you didn't know, you didn't know, You didn't know
Nobo's like this high end, super expensive restaurant.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
No, no, no, I'm a Chick fil a kind of guy,
Like I, well, I mean what one tier below? Pretty close.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
The only time I've been is with my agent.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Okay, yeah, so did you pay the bit like how much?
Can we ask how much?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Was yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Instead of a nice little Chick fil a forty dollars day,
being like four hundred dollars.
Speaker 19 (45:17):
Oh no, I feel bad for you, dude, ikw Okay,
But honestly, like she thought that you were up for it,
like she thought she played it as your choice.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
She was appressed because you were in it together.
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah, not quite.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
It was definitely her suggestion, and that gives me that
whole idea that she's expecting this pretty frequently. And then
she started talking about expensive things like skydiving and hang
gliding and had my head spinning. There's no way I
can afford this girl.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Okay, people talk about fun things that are expensively.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
I feel like this has been a little bit of
a miscommunication, a misunderstand because we didn't get that impression
from her. And you can actually ask her yourself, Franklin,
because Laura has been waiting on the other line wanting
to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh gosh, you got set up.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
It's international phone call charging.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
The good news is usually really wealthy people don't call
our show. Yeahs.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Anyway, Laura talked to Franklin.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Hey, Franklin, Laura, what are you?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
What are you doing put me on this radio show? Like,
what's going on? You're putting on blast?
Speaker 15 (46:31):
What are you doing being a typical jerk and disappearing
and not texting me back and letting me know what's
going on?
Speaker 7 (46:37):
What the heck?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Where did that come from? She's mad?
Speaker 15 (46:41):
Well two weeks, dude, two weeks. I thought we had
a really good time.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
And by the way, guys, Nobu was not my suggestion.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
It was his.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
He said he didn't even know what it was. How
could he suggest it?
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Like, yeah, maybe maybe I brought it up, but he
agreed to it.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Suggestion.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
It was, Well, Franklin, you did mess up there, so
gotta admit that.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Or I didn't want to be difficult or anything, all right.
I just kind of went with the idea and I
thought sure, And I had never been to Nobu, so
I had I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
He didn't know he was signing up.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
I mean, do you feel like some empathy towards him?
Speaker 15 (47:19):
Now, he probably he probably googled a coupon for Nobu
before we went out, now that I'm hearing all this.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Listen, I looked for a coupon, But doesn't mean you didn't.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
That's okay.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
Yeah, well, there's nothing wrong with going to Nobu on
a first day.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Sorry, no, but you hear what he's saying, right, Like
he thinks that you are like probably wanting too much
money out of.
Speaker 10 (47:46):
Him, and like I'm not looking to take his money.
I make money too. It's not about that.
Speaker 15 (47:49):
There's nothing wrong with living extravagantly.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Totally. I think Jeffrey explained it wrong. He just thinks
that maybe.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Your lifestyle and his lifestyle don't meet up in the
budget world.
Speaker 10 (47:59):
Yeah, you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't realize
he was just cheap. I mean, what into the theater?
Speaker 5 (48:07):
What did you say?
Speaker 10 (48:08):
I said, I realized he was this cheap. He probably
brings his own popcorn to the dollar theater.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Oh okay, all right, well.
Speaker 6 (48:18):
Now we're getting I didn't know you were this rude.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
The series turn off every time you start talking.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
I get it.
Speaker 15 (48:28):
It's not about rude if we were just talking about
the future and I thought you were on board. It
seems like you were agreeing with everything with me, so
obviously you're not being your authentic stuff on dates. Wow,
you probably asked Charity did they have a happy hour
special or something?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Down?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
God, no, wonder you were Stringle.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Franklin, he's gone, he's gone.
Speaker 15 (48:55):
He growsed you too.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
All right, all right, well Franklin decided he didn't want
to be a part of this anymore. Bill, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Literally, Oh man, Just for the record, it's not bad
to bring your own popcorn into a movie theaters.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I've been there.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
I think we all agree with that. But the fact
that it's a dollar theater, I mean, how expensive could
the popcorn be?
Speaker 10 (49:20):
Honestly, it's not that it's expensive. It's usually just stale.
But that's the size the point.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Okay, all right, popcorn?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well I guess no more gym at nine am.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Huh yeah, no, all right, Well we don't even get
a chance to ask for another day. But yeah, you
scared him off pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
You should find a more exclusive Jim Richard.
Speaker 15 (49:41):
Maybe I can write a day with one of you.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Hey, I'm always in I thought you wanted somebody who
was rich.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning. There's a lot of text
coming in at seven, eight, five, nine two from our
listeners asking what is nobo?
Speaker 14 (49:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah, misspelled multiple ways?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Does that hurt your little privileged heart?
Speaker 8 (50:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Those are listeners, but that's why we love them. By
the way, if you don't know, google Nobu n O
b U sushi restaurant, very very high ends.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
It's actually a chain though, which is I am funny
to me, but it is like so expensive.
Speaker 7 (50:16):
And sushi for people that want to pay triple.
Speaker 14 (50:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I've never been there, but I know. Brooks sends pictures
of herself dining there to her sponsored children in third
world's countries, saying, Hi and Dari, I met Nobu again
third time this week. Sorry to hear your dad lost
his fishing job and has to go back to the cannery.
I'll text you next week, all right, Brooke, starting.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
To believe that this stuff is actually real job.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Yeah, hey, maybe you should have some class a little bit, Brooke,
So an unsuccessful second date. We are going to try
again tomorrow though with a new couple. Make sure you
email the show if you want some help with your
love life. We'll call that person who's not calling you
back and go check out all of our second dates
wherever you get your podcasts at Brook.
Speaker 14 (51:00):
Jeffrey Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Studies have shown talking or singing to plants can actually
help them grow and make them healthier.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
I talked to my plants all the time.
Speaker 5 (51:14):
I mean, I was skeptical. So I went on into
my garden and just did a little experiment started singing,
and wow, I don't know if it's my voice or what.
As soon as I hit that first high note, my
entire garden started getting down. The tulips were twking, the
(51:35):
buttercups started dropping it low. I felt like I was
in a Cardi B music video, just in my garden.
So if you want to see something really weird, point
your speakers directly at your plants.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Maybe I don't know, did roses.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Just sit back and watch the show. When I sing
my brand new song of the week to your fad
coming up right after this, It's time for my song
of the week. Okay, yeah, breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
And I don't know what you are all doing in
your spare time, but me, I'm glued to cable TV.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (52:16):
Oh yeah, I haven't watched it in a decade, specifically
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 7 (52:23):
Now we're getting weird.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Oh yeah, and right now, if you guys, clearly you
don't know most of the country is living under sweltering conditions.
Yeah maybe. In fact, just last week, at least six
different states broke the all time temperature records there dating
back to the eighteen hundreds. Oh wow, that's.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Really got to show up the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
A great sign. It's so hot right now. I actually
saw a squirrel fanning itself with a Chipotle napkin the
other day. No, I didn't. It was cute, but also
kind of sad. And look, I don't want to be
that guy complaining about, oh, summer is too hot, but
I'm sorry, it's too freaking hot. It's so hot. And
(53:08):
you know what I say, when life gives you heat stroke,
you make heat stroke in aid.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I thought you should seek medical attention, couldn't even.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yeah, well, you're a medical attention first, then, And that's
what I'm gonna make today in honor of anybody stepping
outside and entering the seventh layer of a nuked microwave burrito.
I'm gonna be singing a song for everyone who is
currently melting into the pavement during this massive heat wave.
(53:37):
I feel for you, And instead of doing Billie Eilish's
hit song Birds of a Feather, it's Young Jeffrey's Sunburned Forever.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
He's gonna be like a really emotional heatwave song.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Really, when you're that hot, the emotions, dude, just.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
All right.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Points. Stuck in a heat wave burns like after shame.
Speaker 13 (54:11):
Smoking's what I say, Like, Jim Carrey, come.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
And rescue me. Ben and Jerry been.
Speaker 13 (54:20):
Searching on YouTube mm for diy it glues. Yeah, stewing
my own juice, says unbrais me slow cooked?
Speaker 5 (54:34):
My kuboos made my own gravy like melting like chatter.
Put the sweating sweater.
Speaker 13 (54:43):
You know, never been wetter floods Fema could never control.
I'm sweaty, better drop glitz out my head even flow.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
With this weather hell might be better.
Speaker 14 (54:58):
I feel like.
Speaker 13 (54:59):
God marshmallow wins more sticky than a frown house floarg chedder.
Baby biscits by my side because I'm red lobster boiling alive,
just a human French fry.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
Like the anchorman.
Speaker 13 (55:25):
Got drinking hot milk as I cried, tinger, help me.
Speaker 14 (55:34):
Please.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
To cuddle mister Freeze.
Speaker 13 (55:41):
Yeah, got stuff to my sheets when I woke up,
had to peel me free like a fruit, roll up
the seatbelt in my whim. Got branded on my hips,
Hotter than a pick of Sydney Sweeny, drier than a
(56:06):
stiff James Bond Martini.
Speaker 5 (56:11):
I drove to the convenient storm, climbed in there, I
spread closed the dark.
Speaker 13 (56:21):
Feel bad about the cool aaid guy because I pushed
him down and drank his inside that you're seen nectar
like hand of b letter. I'm now need a refresher,
some rain, or even better, some snow. My skin is
rather than a chili pepper like crossin the weeb, sun
(56:45):
burned forever.
Speaker 20 (56:48):
I'm not the dumb mistic time, but my jockstrapped cups
half full with eyes food zoom call should be nor live.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
Just during summertime. Summer heats, my lord.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
And what a good idea to use Tinder to just
date somebody who has air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, I mean we'll just call him mister Freeze.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
All right, I'm trying to go for Elsa with that
frozen action. It's not that she's not swiping back. So
but you can text into seven eighty five nine two
and tell us what you thought about our song of
the week. I'm gonna post the video up on our
socials with all the lyrics there, on our TikTok, on Instagram,
on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
All wait, that broken, Jeffrey, and maybe you can add
your own hack outside of just a drop strap full.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
Of ice now and we need him right now. That's
your it's your song of the week.
Speaker 14 (57:46):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5 (57:56):
Wait, I recognize this guy. Nate's back. Oh yeah, Nate's
one and one. He lost to you last time, Brooks
six to four. He's the guy who makes hard cider,
and he promised us that we would get some sent
to the studio. I haven't seen any hard cider come
through here, Nate.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
You guys haven't sent me your address to send it
to you.
Speaker 5 (58:19):
Oh no, you're putting on All the work is on us.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
I just assumed Alexis stolen is drunk in the other room.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
That's highly possible.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
The second part's true, but I don't think the first part.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yeah, a lot of empty promises from you, Nate, and
I've got two sheets of questions in front of me.
One are the really super duper hard ones and one
or the really easy first grader ones. So I would
get to send in that cider over as quick as
you can.
Speaker 6 (58:44):
But hey, just make sure to give Brick the hard question.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Okay, okay, the hard cider questions.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Got it to me?
Speaker 5 (58:52):
Okay, give.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Now.
Speaker 5 (58:56):
Brooks leaving the studio, so let's get to the game.
And he got thirty seconds, sands as many questions as
possible if you don't know, and you could say pass,
but you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (59:05):
Let's do it? You got it?
Speaker 5 (59:06):
Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand
and eight, Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of what
company Microsoft? The FIFA World Cup for Soccer has played
every how many years.
Speaker 6 (59:19):
One?
Speaker 5 (59:19):
What was created first? BMW or Mercedes Benz merce? What's
the national bird of the United States? Turkey and bald eagle?
How many years in a millennium?
Speaker 6 (59:30):
A thousand?
Speaker 5 (59:31):
What is the official language of Egypt.
Speaker 6 (59:34):
Egyptians?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Disneyland first opened in the fifties. What decade did Disney
World open.
Speaker 6 (59:41):
Eighties.
Speaker 5 (59:42):
There heay, like a true veteran of this game, blew
through those questions. Well done. Brooke is coming back into
the studio now, and since we already know what you
do for a living night, I'm not going to ask
you that. Instead, I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question.
Would you rather whisper to Brook's ear or give her
(01:00:02):
a wet willy? What would do Nate if you were
with her?
Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
I'm gonna go with wet Willie because if my nose
is that closer ears, I have to smell her.
Speaker 14 (01:00:13):
Burn.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
What do you think I smell like cider?
Speaker 14 (01:00:17):
Boy? Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Expired cider?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Jummy? I drink that.
Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Oh that was great. This is all part of our
new summer series on what would you do if you
were with Brooke? Something really nice or something really mean?
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
God, these things are mean. I hate whispering like it
creaks me out so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
It's going to be a long summer for your get
right now, it's your turn. Are you prepared? You're shaking
your head in disappointment. Okay, here we go. Your time
starts now. On this day. In two thousand and eight,
Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of What company Microsoft.
The FIFA World Cup for soccer has played every how
many years for what was created first? BMW or Mercedes
(01:01:01):
Benz BMW. What's the national bird of the United States?
Turkey or bald eagle? How many years in a millennium?
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
One thousand?
Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
What is the official language of egypt Us? Disneyland first
opened in the fifties? What decade did Disney World open?
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Seventies?
Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
That's it, That's all the time we got. We got
the answers in time to head on over the scoreboard
to see how you both did with Jose bad. We
don't need no meal, we don't need no cats.
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
We need.
Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
And someone will live their whole life based off that
king about bro date you got four correctly?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
All right?
Speaker 13 (01:01:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Five?
Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Oh man, sorry about that, Nate Willie wasn't enough to
stop her. But let's go over the answers for everybody
on this day. In two thousand and eight, Bill Gates
stepped down as chairman of Microsoft. FIFA World Cup soccers
played every four years between BMW and Mercedes Benz. Mercedes
came first in eighteen eighty five. BMW didn't come along
until nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Eighteen eighty five.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, really cars, they're making cars in eighteen eighty five that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Can't be Yeah, like Clintstone type cars.
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
They were good, Brook, You were there, weren't you knew that?
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Just delivery?
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Now you shut it, loser on fire. The national bird
United States is the bald eagle. There are one thousand
years in a millennium. The official language of Egypt is Arabic.
Speaker 17 (01:02:37):
That was a tricky one.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
And Disneyland first open the fifties. Disney World came along
in nineteen seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Nineteen seventy one, son either Nate okay, Nate man.
Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
It wasn't enough to beat her today. But you're not
going to leave empty handed just for playing. You're getting
tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas City
Royals on July third at t Mobile Park.
Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Oh awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Anything you want to say to Brook before you get
out of here?
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, maybe apologize for hurting my feelings about that smell comment.
Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
I don't want an apology. I want this to haunt you,
so next time when I come back here, I'm in
your head.
Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
Alright, Oh, you're.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Our hero of the week. Well done, buddy, Come back
and play against soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Block the
same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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