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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Friday. We got a full new hour for you.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, and I gotta say
I get props to Jeffrey for turning Wendy peppercorn into
a verb.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
That he did it.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
He did it in his song of the week. And
I think you're gonna love it. It's coming up plus
brand new.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
What do we got? Second date to Yes, which is
such a funny one. For some reason, people love Laser Stories.
I saw a couple. I mean, for some reason, why
do they like it today?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
For the record, I also like Laser Stories everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, okay, sorry, I didn't need it to come off
that way, but I think it hit extra hard.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, that's all before we start. What are our comments?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I saw it from FM Spectree who said your show
is what keeps me from fighting everyone.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
At my chop. It also helps me stay focused on
my job.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Ll So if we ever take one day off, we're
gonna hear the news like local Bezza and then go.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
And Laser Stories. I love it. I love it. I
love it all right, sit back, don't fight anyone, and
enjoy the show.

Speaker 7 (01:02):
This just in more people are getting their news from
listening to laser stories on the Brook and Jeffery YouTube
page than they are from watching CNN. Wow, it's Brooken
Jeffrey in the morning. And I say that because a
report just came out that found more than half of
people about fifty four percent, now get their news and

(01:25):
world information from social networks like Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube,
rather than from actual TV news stations and websites at
just forty six.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You say, newspapers, you're not to throw it in there.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Like I didn't even know it still exists, do they?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
I hope they mean the news outlets on social media.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
No, no, no no, but.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Even still unable. Yeah, even if it's articles.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're only getting fed what you already believe in. Like
that's the problem with it.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Other key findings, TikTok is the fastest growing social network
for news of seventeen percent from last year.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I've not seen one newsworthy clip ever on TikTok. I
see everything on that because your kitchen hack and how
to make your spray tan look better is not newsworthy.
When there's like a natural disaster happening, people pull out
their phones to record it and post it right away.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
Yeah, you're never going to get more factual information than
on TikTok some girl doing the doggy earthquake exactly what
you want to see. Also, yeah, use of AI chatbots
reading the news is on the rise, and gen zers
think AI will help make news more transparent, more accurate,
and more trustworthy.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't know. I don't believe it's.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Called progress, Brooke, is it though?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Yeah, this survey was done across one hundred thousand people
in over thirty eight countries. So this is the way
that the world is going. It's not crazy, but there
you go. If you want to be informed on what's
really happening, follow the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram Trusted and
reliable skibbity news.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
Now let's move on to get to hear Jock Golic
Question of the day For more late breaking trivia information,
We're gonna send it to our reporter in the field,
Digital Jake.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I believe anything Jake says over to you.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Back in the day, the water used to be a
fun place to hang out. People would swim in the ocean,
never looking behind their shoulders, wondering what's that big toothy
thing swimming behind me?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, No one gave a crud.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Until fifty years ago on this day in nineteen seventy five,
when a movie came out that would change how we
thought of water floaties forever.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
That film was Jaws.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
It was a drama packed thriller about a massive great
white shark that terrorizes a small beach town, eats someone's
bikini off and her entire lower half as well. That's
why today, in honor of that epic film, we'll be
doing a special Name that One Word Movie edition of.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Let's See It Wed You.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Say Number one through twenty, I'll describe a popular film
with a one word title. You just have to name
it to stay in the game. We'll start with the
woman who I call by just a one word title, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, why do I think that was gonna be?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Like just your name?

Speaker 10 (04:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Verse seven?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Alexis.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
This twenty fifteen sports drama follows the son of a
boxing legend as he trains under an aging Rocky Balboa.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Name that one word film.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah, your boyfriend's in this one million dollar Baby Michael Jordan,
Michael B.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Jordan.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Then it's gotta be Creed.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, you Nail.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I just watch Centers with him. He's so hot. You
think of you get doubled it.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes, She's like, I don't know, I have it on pop.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Brook It's your turn. Seven has been chosen.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Let's go twelve.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
Interesting Broke.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
This twenty nineteen movie is a biographical drama about the
famous scientist and show favorite Marie Currey. It's a picture
of groundbreaking work on radioactivity and the impact of her discoveries.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
If you're a.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Fan, I know you are.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Name this one word film.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I never saw this movie. What is it going to
be called? Is it gonna be called fission? Is it
going to be called nuclear? Is it gonna be called
adam or curate?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's think it's your name though, I feel I guess
I'm gonna go nuclear.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Brooks says nuclear, it's called radioactive. A way off? Uh
say seven and twelve. I've been chosen. I need a
new number from you.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Let's go number one.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Hose.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
This twenty fourteen sci fi film starred Matthew McConaughey as
a pilot traveling through a wormhole to save humanity.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Named that one word film.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I never saw it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
This sounds good.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
It's the movie where my little nephew knows how to
play the piano.

Speaker 11 (05:59):
Part spellers Stellar, Interstellar, I have nowhere, Jose got that right,
time bending space Odyssey from Christopher Nolan.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, to watch it.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Jeffrey one, seven, and.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Twelve have been chosen three.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
This twenty nineteen Korean film made history by winning Best
Picture at the Oscars. Darkly funny and twisted tale of
Two Families made that one word film.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do you have any ideas?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
I'm sorry, I'm not up to date on my Korean film.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah huge, it was yeah, every I mean, I know
you don't follow the news, but it was also on
social media.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Yeah huge, I'm gonna go with families.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Families.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
This genre bending masterpiece that explores class conflict and deception
was called Parasite.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Never had the hot dog fingers.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
I thought Parasite was the one where they're all attached
to each other's button.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
No human centipede.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Oh okay, yeah, I don't think that one was. Sorry,
it's not.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Oh that one hit my news feed. That's the Korean
movie and we're talking.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Famous one word titles and we're back to Alexis It
is right to stay in the game.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Eleven.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
This nineteen ninety six slasher classic follows a masked killer
who loves horror trivia and prank calls before murder.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Named that one word film.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh no, I'm not in like horror movie mindset though
right now?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Are you in a nineteen eighty six mindsets?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Not, it was it's any they killed off an a
lister in the first three minutes.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I know it's a movie with the call.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
And it's us trying to think of the title.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Drew Barrymore or whatever. But what's the name of the title?
Oh scream?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Oh no, okay, I.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Almost didn't give you that because it's a question that
you asked. It's just screaming, Jose. We're down you. If
you get this wrong, the game is over. No, how
about a number fifteen, Jose. This twenty fourteen thriller stars
Jake Gillenhall as a creepy freelance cameraman who'll do anything
to get the shot.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Name that one word film?

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Oh man, you know, I just want to take this
time to give a shout out to the craziest scariest
move I ever seen, which is a one word movie.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Shout out to the horror movie Sinister with Ethan Hawk.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Sinister with Ethan Hawk. This movie was called Nightcrawler.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Oh, I kind of do okay, all right and right
not being in a horror movie or nineteen thirty six mode,
Alexis is today.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Twenty So Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked
while singing a one word song Circles by Post Malone.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
Who's it gonna be you?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Jeff got to keep up with the news on the movies.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
Come on, yeah, man, seasons change Anna love when Cold
feed the flame because we can't let go run away.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
But we're running a circle. That's your shot. Colic uestion
of the Day, Got your boats out coming up in
just a few minutes.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
The time has finally come. It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I don't know what the time is. I'm just excited
for Jones.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah, for our annual you Wouldn't Dare series of summertime challenges. Yeah,
my mom's favorite segment that we do, even more than
hearing any of my songs, because I think last day
to call her every hour. Yeah, she's really excited for this.
But we're going on three years now doing this, possibly

(09:36):
four I think, who knows, But today, we pick names
from a bucket to find out who we will be
issuing our summer challenge too. Right before we get there,
is there anybody in here? Like, is there one person
that you're hoping to get?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
I do have a person I low.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Key want Jeff.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is it just because you actually want to give him
a dare that's hard?

Speaker 9 (09:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
He always gets like the excuse me.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
I had to call my mom last year, So let's
walk that back.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That not even a thing, Jess.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I just feel like if I got you to be cool,
because I'd be in control and I would know you're
going to get a legit, legit challenge this year.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
You guys underestimate me.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
But we're going to start and if for some reason
you pick your own name from the bucket, please put
it back and pick again. You get first selection, buddy,
go ahead, draw out, find out who you're going to
be challenging this summer.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I also want to say, Jeff, if you get me,
please be kind to me.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
Jose you've got to come up with the challenge for Alexis. Yes, Mom, Yeah,
all right, we're going to find those out a little
bit later. So Alexis, you're up next, going in order
of emotional maturity today.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
So go ahead.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
I'm believing no most to Lee most mature nails look
great for this.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Draw name out, all right, Alexis, you're going to be
doing Brook now, Brook, it's your turn.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You only want to haven't had before in the room.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
And that means I'm left with myself that you will
challenge and draw it will challenge yourself to adure this summer.
And I just hope I have a lot of chapstick
candy for the challenge that I haven't for myself.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I just double checked his name was in the bucket again.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
So make sure you follow us on TikTok, on YouTube
and Instagram at Brook and Jeffrey as we knock out
our summertime challenges over the next month or so, we
get drunk.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And have alone time is going to be dare me
to be a brunette so she can be the only bloge.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I think it's.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Actually really gone.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
You have to find out. Make sure you follow us.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Laser stories coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's merging the fitness industry with the Sniff game
just came out with a line of Nacho scented yoga
mats for those who want their downward dog to smell

(12:25):
like Game Day. Sniff your chakras into shape. With Laser Stories,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Those other than Yasa queens just don't this first Lazer
Stories out of Leicestershire, England, police are begging people to
take off their smart watches before attending the upcoming weekend's

(12:49):
rock fest.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
All righty.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
The reason is last time the festival was in town,
emergency services got one hundred of calls because rockers were
going so hard in the mosh pits that they're smart
watches were calling nine one one.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
The movement and the quit oh man exactly.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
The force of the pit made the wearable tech think
the person had been involved in a car accident.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Everyone's like flinging and punching and kicking.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh my mom got so upset at or smart watch
because she tripped ones and it started to.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Call nine one one just.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Because she's over a certain age and she's like, yo,
that's insulting.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
It's all got up, okay, It's all thanks to the
crash detection technology in him and last year alone, emergency
teams received an extra seven hundred calls because.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
You probably, like.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Ten of them were read well, you would panic though
at emergency services like that many calls.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Totally, every single one of them had to be assessed
to ensure there was no threat, risk or harm. So
if you do, forget, to take your smart watch off
before entering a mosh pit, police ask that you stay
on the phone or answer the callback to let emergency
teams know that you are safe.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, safe ish. It's pretty intense.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yeah, you're gonna be catching.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Watching slip officer.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
This next stories out of Texas, Just when you thought
you'd heard everything, a forty two year old man called
police after he found a bath and Bodyworks gift bag
from his ex fiance.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Why would he call police?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
There were some products inside along with a copy of
their marriage certificate.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh my god, that's kind of random.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
Yeah, just one problem.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
He didn't know that they were married.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
What wait?

Speaker 7 (14:37):
What he wasn't drunk or high or anything. There was
never a ceremony. What Apparently they did go to the
county clerk together three weeks ago to get a marriage license,
but they broke up shortly afterward, before it ever became official. Okay,
so the fiance, thirty six year old Kristen Spearman, somehow

(14:57):
convinced the pastor to certify their marriage without the guy
being present or signing off on him.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
That's like, that's a.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Legal yeah, but he really wanted it. I need to
talk to him or anything. Just trust me. On this side.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
I'm a little jealous, like, yeah, some guys look for love,
some guys don't, and they're married.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I want to wake up with a wife.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
But I'll say, you're right. It is illegal. So Kristen
has been arrested.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
It's hard to imagine this marriage ever standing up in court.
But according to the local authorities, the man is dealing
with a huge mess and is trying to make sure
that she didn't file any other paperwork to claim his
property or his other finances.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, why in jail? I just keep marrying dudes.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
The names of the groom and the pastor have not
been released, and I really hope Alexis doesn't get any
ideas from this story, because I am not bailing you
out of Lexis.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Hey, it sounds easier than I thought.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
It's not like a divorce you're not gonna get hound.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, I mean that's the only part that she wants.
You don't want the actual marriage.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I'm telling you this.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Next to their stories out of Shop Till You Drop HQ,
Amazon announced they're extending Amazon Prime Day again, and now
it's gonna be like four.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Doing it like twice a year or something.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
They're the second it's not even fun. It's like, just
make your prices.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Lower than the fact that it got up to four
days now prompted a lot of people online to comment back, saying,
do they not know the word weak exists? Yes, it
was originally just one day when they started doing this
a decade ago, and it was only twenty four hours long.
Then they opped it to two days, but they kept
the same name. Now it's four days and they're still

(16:43):
sticking with it.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Dallam makes me how the bo loo.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
So basically, they're just gonna raise all the prices four
days prior and then drop them back to the regular
prices after.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm gonna beat them to it. Just to Amazon August.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's just a whole month.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
But it's, like Brooks said, to confuse people even more.
They've also added a second Prime Day, which happens in
the fall. It's technically called Prime Big Deal Days, but
a lot of sites just call it Fall Prime Day.
Plus there's a big Spring Prime sale in March, and
all of them have early deals too before those lines.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's like every company is like one little thing. With
successful ones, they're like, we got to do it all
the time.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, that's like when one movie is good the Way
eight sequel.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Yeah, you're like, no, it's basically just one long Prime
year at this point. But literally so their original summer
version of Prime Day will last four days, like I said,
next month, from July eighth through July eleventh.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Eventually it'll just be okay, guys, it's full price Day.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
Yeah, it's so exciting.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
This next Leazer stories out of the Snuggle Summit. A
lot of people find it frustrating to be single, but
on the plus side, singles can enjoy a nice break
from bedroom activities.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
I want to say that because there's a new poll
out on romance and it makes this claim twenty four
percent of Americans want a break from doing it.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
I am tired.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Whoa interesting lady had a long night?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yeah. The top reasons include to learn other forms of intimacy,
maybe massage or sharing your Netflix passwords. Another reason is
to give the body and mind a chance to catch
up because they want emotional closeness more.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sounds like all women that answered this survey.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Fifty people in the poll say they have previously taken
an extended break from adult relations with the average sabbatical
lasting six months.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Forty percent of people say taking a break is healthy
for a couple to do, but forty four percent admit
that their relationship wouldn't last a full year without a
little naughty.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, couples actually talk and go let's not do it
for a moment.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
No, I think they just get angry with each other
and then stop choking and.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
That it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Get online and take this sir, Yeah, rely typing. It's
not a problem.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, speaking of just a teeny tiny bit of naughtiness.
This guy has his own take on intimacy, and he'd
tell you about it, but he's too busy being into
the breast.

Speaker 13 (19:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
He is giving hand signals though, and he's signing that
that means Laser Stories has come to an end for
the day.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
We're gonna do it again, same time.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
On Monday frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
On this show, we embarrass ourselves pretty much every day.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yeah, not always on purpose.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
Like earlier this week, the girls pointed out to me
that I've been wearing the same hat for forty straight days.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
We're gonna say years because that would probably also be
accurate getting up.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
There when I didn't even realize I had clothes on.
So that was pretty humiliating me. Sorry about that, but
it's way worse when you embarrass yourself in front of
total strangers.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
Worse for you, funny for everybody. Yes, and luckily.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
A new study had people share the cringiest moments where
they completely misread a situation and made a total fool
out of themselves. Number one might be the most awkward
thing to ever happen in an elevator, and you're gonna
hear it coming up.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Right after this.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Have you ever
thought someone was flirting with you, only to realize they're
just handing you your receipt at hot topic?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
That would be so awkward.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Or maybe you waived at someone you thought you knew,
only to realize that's just a mannekin it old navy.
Oh boy, clearly I get very confused whenever I visit
the mall.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
Yeah, but let's be honest.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Sometimes you can wildly misread a simple situation and totally
embarrass yourself.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
And that's why a new.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Study asked people to share about a time they grossly
misread social cues and made it super weird. Yes, so
let's get into it. This first person said, the barista
Starbucks took my order, and I guess my brain was
thinking he was going to ask want anything else, So
when he said have a nice day, I said no.

(21:23):
He responded, okay, no pressure. I wanted to die. Oh
my gosh.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
The thing is, then you don't want to go back
in and explain all of the thought process.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, yeah, it is best to walk away.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, you never gonna want to return to that Starbucks
ever again. Another person confessed, I was in a chocolate
store and it looked like the woman working there was
putting out free samples on the counter, so I took one.
She was actually preparing a customer's order. They both stared
at me horrified while I stood there chewing on her chocolate.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
This is a good one. This is a good one too.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I don't think that's on them. I don't think they
should ever place chocolate out.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah, it's not behind the glass. It's fair game.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Someone else admitted I was walking down the road and
saw a yard sale happening, so I walked up and
started looking around, checking out all the items. Turns out
this woman was just cleaning her garage. There was no sale.
I walked into a stranger's garage to shop.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
There is no yard sale. Ever, that doesn't look like
it's just someone throwing crap out of.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I mean, we could have all shopped at somebody's garage
and not realized it.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
These are stories from people who badly misread a situation
and fully.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
Embarrassed themselves, like this.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
One says I was buying a bottle of wine and
a can of ravioli when the cashier asked birthday, and
I said, no, it's not my birthday, just a really
rough day. And then I realized she needed my birthday
date to verify for the wine purchase.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Kind of a joke.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Up, wine and a can of ra must be a
big day.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
It almost feels like if they were really asky, it
would be sarcastic though.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Yeah, someone else wrote, A new guy at my work
introduced himself as.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Peta like the bread. Oh, so I started calling him Peta.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
This lasted for about a week, after which I realized
he just had a Boston accent. His name was Peter.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
It's like family guy lois like Peta.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Someone wrote. I thought my neighbor was my uber each driver,
so I walked up to her on the sidewalk and
snatched a bag out of her hands.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
I've almost done that once or twice because I'll order
delivery from my apartments.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
And I go to the elevator because I have to
go down to get it.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
But sometimes someone will let the delivery driver up, so
the doors will open and I'll see someone with a
bag and I'll be like, oh, I think that's mine,
and they're like no, I'm like I am so sorry,
Oh my god, I thought that was my food.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I'm glad you said something before just grabbing the back
and I did read like.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I was like, oh, things are mine.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
And they're like, this guy's trying to steal elevator again.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
These are stories from people who badly misread a social
cue and ended up fully embarrassing themselves in front of
a stranger. This one says, I'm an actress and was
on set. I approached another guy and pointed at his
outfit and I said, isn't it crazy what wardrobe puts
us in? Sometimes this outfits ridiculous? And I started laughing.

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He goes, these are my normal clothes.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
What are you playing in it?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
And you gotta get careful with theater kids. You just
sat the kid real weirdos.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Another person said, a waiter at a fancy seafood restaurant
cut my steak for me, which I guess they do
it the nice person, and he handed me a piece
on the fork. He was handing me the fork, but
I leaned over and took the bite.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Like he was feeding. The silence afterwards.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Was definite, like what service at these fancy places?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
My goodness also white.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Actually the fancy restaurant should feed you. Yeah, because you're
paring that much more.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
To bring it up. But salt may he does feed you?

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Oh does he?

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
That's part of the whole thing. Salty videos.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Why this person was confused.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeahs not too many.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
It's better than the baby Bird restaurant. That's another person
rode for you. I was taking an uber to the
airport and the driver asked American. I proceeded to say, no,
I'm actually Chinese, and I told the whole backstory about
how my parents had emigrated here twenty six years ago,
only for him to say nice, but American airlines or.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
That's brutal.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
And finally, the number one cringe moment from someone who
badly misread the situation were good Man says. I got
into an elevator with a woman who told me which
button to press. I hesitated so badly. I panicked and said, sorry,
I'm blind. What she looked mortified pressed the button, and
the rest of the elevator ride, I had to stare

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off into the distance as if I couldn't see anything.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
They were trying to say, oh, I can't find it,
and they said the wrong you know, Oh God, where
is it?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm blind? I total Yeah, I got too serious too quick.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
So there you go. Don't feel bad about misreading simple
social cues out.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
In the world.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
We all do it in horribly embarrassing fashion. We got
your phone tap coming.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Up frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Listeners don't know this, but lately Brook's been going into
producer Boyd's office slamming her hand down on the desk,
say I want to try more phone tap characters, cause
Hozan and Jeff get all the glory, they get all
the love, and I'm always just some snarky customer service
lady or hr rep me do a voice.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's not really how it went down. It was more
the opposite of like, hey, Brooke, do this, no go.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
And then Producer Boyd is always like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
She's like, jose teach me how to duke no Brook.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
But today today is gonna be weird.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah, because against our better judgment, we're actually going to
give it a shot. Producer Boyd has approved this unwillingly.
But get ready to hear Brooks phone tap persona Marla,
the chain smoking auto mechanic that you can barely understand.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Hey do you like Marla?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Well we'll find out. Listen right now, it's your phone tap.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
Another Hello, Susan.

Speaker 14 (27:53):
Hello, Yeah, this is nampon. If that's what you said, No,
I'm not everywhere?

Speaker 13 (28:04):
Are you saying autobody?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's going?

Speaker 13 (28:08):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (28:11):
Hey, I I literally can't hear a word you're saying.
It might be your phone I don't know, but you
need to speak up or.

Speaker 14 (28:19):
Okay, goods just the autobody place because I'm waiting in
my car.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
Mm hmm okay, so is it ready?

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Well say here car, shall sleep in your car?

Speaker 13 (28:39):
What was my car?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Sleep in your car?

Speaker 13 (28:44):
Sleep in my car? Is that what you said? You're
sleeping in my car and you're you're from the auto
body shop. I don't understand you need you need to
be more clear. Okay, I'm trying over here.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
You need to try to does tires are going?

Speaker 13 (29:03):
My tires are gone? Well put them back. I don't know.
Do you have a manager or something? Someone else can
take the call?

Speaker 14 (29:11):
Oh what, oh.

Speaker 13 (29:16):
You're I don't believe you. Actually, I don't believe that
you're actually the manager. That's not what's that? What's those
aren't words?

Speaker 15 (29:27):
What?

Speaker 13 (29:29):
I cannot understand you. It's anybody else? There is there
a child. I can talk to anybody, but you.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Please please hold what?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Oh god, Hi, can I help you?

Speaker 13 (29:52):
Yeah? I can understand you, which is already massive. Right now,
some belligerent, sleepy person was like I called and said
that she was sleeping in my car, and now there's
no tires or something.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, Well that was my manager Marla.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
I get rid of that person.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
You know, she's got a lot of authority over me,
so I can't. You know, I'm not in the power
to do something like that.

Speaker 13 (30:14):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, Well, how can I help you?

Speaker 13 (30:17):
How can you help me? What the are you even
talking about? Somebody called from your autobody shop that I
left my car, said she took a nap in my
car and now my tires are gone. I think I
don't know if that's a real story. She was just mobiling.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Sure, sir, sorry, Yeah, that's absolutely all true.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Holy Why what the why are you not?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Like?

Speaker 13 (30:37):
Yeah, by down about this too.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I can explain why. I can explain why if you
just take a deep breath. Yeah, it's actually because this
is a phone tap. What Yeah, it's just a joke.
Your buddy Travis set you up. He said you were
really frustrated with a car repair shop. This is actually
Broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
Are you.

Speaker 15 (30:57):
Me?

Speaker 13 (30:57):
I thought I was talking to him, Messa. I put
that person back the same personal.

Speaker 14 (31:08):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm just so sorry that Marla fell asleep in your car.

Speaker 13 (31:12):
I think I actually hate both of you. You and mark.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
The week up every morning was Foom taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
It's important to remember that just because your buddies think
your old stories are funny, yeah, doesn't mean your dates
will agree.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
And one of our listeners says he definitely regrets what
he told the woman he was out with recently. He
thought it was just gonna be a fun, lighthearted tale
from his past, but he may have come off looking
like a free loading criminal. Although let's remember, bad boys
are sexy, okay, freeloading bad boys. So you're gonna hear

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it in your brand new second Day update that's coming.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
Up next Second Date Update.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
D You ask anybody and you'll get a lot of
different responses for what's the best time of day for
a date? Oh yeah, because I mean you have the
traditional seven o'clock dinner plans people, I'm.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Literally going to see seven pm.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
But then you also have the hikers and bikers who
are like, ooh, five in the morning, let's wake up
early and go for a ride together while the sun
rises on my tandem two person speed bike.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Wait, but I gotta get up at two am first
to work out before or five.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, our listener Res he might fall somewhere in the
middle of those based on what he chose to do
for his first date the other day.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
So let's talk to him about it.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Rez.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 16 (32:48):
Hey guys, thanks for having me.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Hey you doing.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh we're pretty good. Yeah, good time of day to
do the show.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Yeah, what time of day do you like to go
on your dates?

Speaker 16 (32:56):
Res, I'm a gentleman, so I like to go whatever
time is convenient for my date.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I was like, okay, so you asked them when would
be best?

Speaker 16 (33:12):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Like, so tell us about this woman that you met recently.
What's her name and what time did she want to
go out?

Speaker 16 (33:20):
So this woman's name is Katrina, and she said she
was free on a Sunday. Kind of left me with that,
and I was like, well, like Sunday is brunch day.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, I think is a great date.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 16 (33:35):
So we did like a Sunday brunch buffet that I
really love that been to before, and so we met
at the place and we hit it off like immediately,
and I was like on my best behavior, you know,
I wanted to be a total gentleman, like opened the door,
pulled her chair out, Like I really really was like

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into this girl.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
You know a lot of people like to get rowdy
and go wild at brunch, so it's good that you
reeled it in and held yourself in check. Don't push
her into the door, open it for her, put into it,
let her go first for the omelet section.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
She gets to do her choice.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
That's really nice.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Of that's cute. I mean, were you able to connect?

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
I know Brooke wants to know about your connection and
if there was like a vibe going on we're doing.
I'm more curious about what the selection was like at
that buffet.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You want to know if there's clap legs or not.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Do I'm glad you're asking you if it was like
a oyster like a seafood buffet.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I do love when they have when they.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Have a Because you said it's a breakfast buffet, So
does that mean it's all serve yourself or is there
a menu that you can order off of? Like I
need a new spot to hit up.

Speaker 16 (34:48):
I mean, this is my secret spot. I'm not telling anyone. Yeah,
I'm gatekeeping. Okay, Okay, there was a carving station, which
was sick. I was putting down the bacon, but shoses
into like a ton of different fruit.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Usually it's usually just like one fruit salad.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah, that's like the worst part of the buffet.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, there's a kiwi there. Usually kiwis unless.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
It's the real fancy ones have the smoothie stations.

Speaker 16 (35:22):
Like I said before, like I won't tell you where
this place is, but the place is legit. It has
absolutely everything, all the fruits.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
And fruit palace, so you don't ask questions.

Speaker 16 (35:34):
So, being the gentleman that I am, like every time
I was either going or coming back, I would ask her, like,
is there anything that I can get you? Running up
getting to her bagel, getting there some pineapples?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Did they describe your trips to the buffet? It sounds
like you two did some damage at this place, which
is good, right I imagine him just being.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
The server to her honestly, well, get your money's worth.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
But did anything like awkward or weird happen?

Speaker 16 (36:02):
Well, like I decided to reveal to her this uh
like age old brunch hack that me and my friends
have or had.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
What is it?

Speaker 15 (36:13):
You know?

Speaker 16 (36:13):
How hotels do continental breakfast for the guests. Yeah, so
like if you just walk into this hotel and you
just walk up to the buffet, sit down, get your food,
sit down, like you know what you're doing, like you
belong there, do you can just eat it and lean.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
That's very risky though, because.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You make your show the little cupons usually like the
little people things. You shouldn't take her to a hotel,
did you?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
No?

Speaker 13 (36:42):
No, I just told her that hack.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
That hack that's actually just an illegal activity.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Okay, I mean the eggs aren't real.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Anyway, And how old has that waffled been sitting there?

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Something?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Just throw?

Speaker 7 (37:00):
How did Katrina reacts to hearing your hack?

Speaker 16 (37:03):
I mean like immediately she just had this look on
her face like I don't know, like my face was
melting off. It was not good.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
He's a better person than I would think.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
She'd laugh and talk about like how she got free
stuff in college, you know.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Unless you did it last week, and she probably assumed
that you weren't going to pay for brunch this She's.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Like, wait, have you paid for this meal tonight yet?

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:27):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 16 (37:27):
I had the backpedal and be like I only did
this when I was seventeen, Like I'm gonna tip like
thirty percent.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Now, yeah, so did the whole energy shift after that conbo.

Speaker 16 (37:40):
Yeah, we wrapped up hugs so really weird. And then
we haven't spoken in.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Like a whole week.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yike.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Have you tried?

Speaker 13 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (37:49):
I reached out. I texted her the next day because
I was kind of like hoping she would text me
later that day, being like I had such a good
time or something, and she didn't.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
So ROW think you did this to yourself.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
You taught her how to get free food and she
doesn't need you anymore.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh she's busy. Yeah, do you have a person to
fish or teach him to fish?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I see you go.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Well, we'll find out when we call her and see
if she actually stole your brunchhack and is using it
for evil when we do your second date update right
after this second date update. If you're just joining us
for the second date update, We've been talking to Res
about his brunch date at a super secret brunch location

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that he refuses to disclose on the radio.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
It's very strange how protective he is at this place.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
He's he is, But that's where he took a woman
named Katrina recently, and it was going extremely well until
he made the mistake of speaking specifically, speaking about his
brunch haack, where you can get free continental breakfast from
hotels if you just walk in and act like you're
staying there.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, I mean that's that's stealing it.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
But yeah, but stealing.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Things doesn't cost anything, so that could.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Be considered a hack. Yeah, if you look at it
in a different way.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It was an idea.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
It did change the vibe for the rest of their date, though,
because Katrina did not have the best reaction. He's hoping
we can get things back on track. And in an
unrelated note, the CEO of Best Western called in and
wants to speak to you after the segment is over. Okay, Rez,
I gave them your phone number so you can chat later.

Speaker 16 (39:27):
I mean, I had been to nothing, though.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You already admitted to it.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
Head.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
We have recorded.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Evidence, so I'm gonna tell you you should ask for
a lawyer if you ever get called in.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Don't do your own talking.

Speaker 16 (39:39):
You know, I honestly I regret talking about it to
you guys, and I regret talking about it on my date.
This is ruining my life.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yes, wow, well that seems dramatic.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
The good news is we don't know if that was
the cause. Sure, she could have some other reason to
not be calling you back, but let's dial her number
right now.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
We'll figure out what she has to say. All right, great,
hopefully she up. And this is a good time for
you to not say anything. Okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
I'm right now. Hello. Hey is this Katrina? Yes, hey, Katrina.
You're on a radio show right now. It's called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Katrina. Ye, Hi, welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
I like Jeff branched out there for a Yeah, it
really opened up.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Sorry, I'm on a radio show. Yeah, it's called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. And this is a segment
that we do. You might be familiar with it. It's
called a second Date Update.

Speaker 13 (40:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (40:52):
Is this like a prank?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
No, no, we do those two, yeah, but this one
is one where we're trying to help one of our
listeners get back in touch with you after you went
on a date with him, a guy named Rez.

Speaker 16 (41:06):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Okay, yeah, look, I'm sorry, there's just no way that
I can go out with him again. But thank you
guys for calling.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
No, no, wait, wait, well that's.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Okay for you to say that, but could you maybe
give us a little bit more information on why, because
res is really confused. He told us about your brunch date,
but he's clueless for the reason.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
You might be blowing him off.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
And you sound real strong in that conviction there that
you don't want to see him again.

Speaker 13 (41:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
I mean, I should say he was a really nice guy.
He was very polite. He was like offering to get
any food. We went to this brunch buffet.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Why wouldn't Why wouldn't you want to do that?

Speaker 8 (41:41):
You don't like nice guys?

Speaker 16 (41:43):
No, I like nice guys.

Speaker 13 (41:45):
He's just missing something missing.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Did something happen at the buffet that turns you off?

Speaker 15 (41:53):
I mean, yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Honestly, it was so weird, like I've never I've never
experienced anything like this before.

Speaker 13 (42:01):
It was it was so strange.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
What Like I said, he was really nice. He's like
offering to go get me food right from the buffet,
which was like very gentlemanly of him. I was like, sure, okay,
I'll have like some candlope And then I'd see him
walking around and he finally comes back a few minutes
later and he's like, oh, they don't have it. But
I could see it from where we were sitting, Like

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I could see there was candlelope sitting on like one
of the buffet things.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Maybe he's one of those guys that gets candle open
honeydew mixed up.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Why would lie?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
He's like some men don't know their melons.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
I mean I was like, maybe he missed it right,
Maybe he just didn't see it, Like there's a lot
of food there. So I pinted to where it was
and I was like, oh, I think I.

Speaker 16 (42:46):
See it right over there.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
So he gets up, he walks over there, and I
see him like circling the table and he's not grabbing
the candlelope. And then he brings me back a bowl
of like fairies, and he was like they didn't have it.

Speaker 13 (43:00):
So I just got you this.

Speaker 16 (43:01):
I hope that's okay.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So did you just get up and go get it? Finally?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Well, no, because I realized I don't think this guy
knows what canalope is, Like I don't know, how do
you not know what a candelope is?

Speaker 9 (43:15):
I agree?

Speaker 13 (43:16):
I was so shocked in that moment. Wow.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
So just to be clear, the big red flag in
your mind was that this is a man who does
not understand what type of fruit cantelope is.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Like, that's a big turn.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Off to you him.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
If you're a thirty year old man and you've never
heard of candle up? What else has he not heard of?
You're going to go on a date and he's gonna
be like, oh, I can't read, I.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Can't read candle up to suddenly the poor man can't read?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Like that is a wild jump to make.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Those are basic things, though, Like, if it's one basic
thing he doesn't comprehend, then what any other basic thing
is going.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
To show up? Well, let's ask him what other basic
things he doesn't know and comprehend them. Because res is
on the other line of this phone call right now, listening,
waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
What are you talking about? He is not?

Speaker 8 (44:04):
He actually is. That That's how this segment works.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
He could wait and right enough to email us. So
that's a good sign.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Well, did you get chat Gypt to do a lot
of that stuff for you?

Speaker 8 (44:14):
Credits?

Speaker 7 (44:15):
Are you there?

Speaker 17 (44:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
I'm here?

Speaker 13 (44:18):
Oh wow?

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Are you are you hearing what Katrina is saying about.

Speaker 16 (44:21):
You being fruit shamed?

Speaker 9 (44:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Yeah, with good reason, some would argue, But yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were on the phone.
They didn't tell me. They just they asked me the questions.
I just said the truth, like you can't deny it.
I obviously would have not said it like that had
I known you were listening. I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (44:39):
Well I know, I know now I googled it.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Oh yeah, we love.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
A man who learns. Yeah, there you go. He took
your criticism. He's not offended. That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Yeah, Katrina, this must feel like growth, right, you've encouraged this.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
I mean, I'm glad he learned. I'm glad that I
was able to help him span his knowledge, like helps
the less fortunate in terms of what they know about fruit. Yeah,
it doesn't change how I feel.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
The less fortunate is so rude, the fruit illiterate out there.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
It's a real problem.

Speaker 16 (45:13):
I feel like I'm Oliver Twist over here, like I'm
low class or something.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
I don't know what a candle?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Do you hear that literary reference? Again? Prove the man reads?

Speaker 8 (45:22):
He did say twist weird.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Though, this is so weird, Like this is not a
class thing. He just didn't know what a cantelope is.
He knows. Now, you guys can go out.

Speaker 16 (45:31):
Again, Katrina, I mean, hear me out in the moment,
I did not know what a cantelope was, and you know,
like apparently I should know this, and now I do.
Everyone on the show knows. I know, you know, we're
all on the same page. I'm adaptable. I can learn.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Look at that that's hard nowadays.

Speaker 16 (45:51):
I was just never round cantelope. But like that doesn't
seem like enough of a reason not to like me.

Speaker 15 (45:58):
I mean, I appreciate you saying that, and I don't
mean to fruit shame you. It's just a thing that
I immediately felt like a yak about you not knowing
that basic thing, and I I appreciate you taking the
time to like do the research.

Speaker 13 (46:12):
I wish you would have.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Gone to the bathroom and googled it instead of like
running around and like gone to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
In the middle of getting new Candalope.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures sometimes. But but Katrina,
I mean, in a lot of relationships, a big part
of it is doing new things and exploring new things together.
That could be your journey with res and educating him
through all of the different types of fruits that.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
Exist in the worlds.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Know a lot of stuff that you don't know yet too,
you know, on the flip side, oh, vegetables.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
Nobody means to.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
That saying you learn new interests and new stuff through people.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That you date.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Are you willing to keep an open mind and give
res one more chance? And we would pay for it
if you'd go out with him another time.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I just think it's weird, like it's his brunch play.

Speaker 15 (47:00):
If he brought me there.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
They have a lot of candalope there, Like, I feel
like he should have known it.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
We can't.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
We can't get over this one word in the future.
I know, it's like such a small hill to climb,
you know, to jump over this moment.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Everybody is different, Brooke. It's not your life that we're
living here. Katrina has standards in One of the standards
is canalope, or at least knowing what a canialope is boundaries. So, Katrina,
I'm assuming that it's a no from you. That's kind
of what I'm hearing.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, I just I don't think I can get past it.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
What if you can name ten fruits right now?

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Hey, apple per P.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I was kidding.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
There's no way he's picking guava out of a table.
There's no way.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
He just googled fruits right now and he's just looking
it up.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
It's alphabetical, apple, banana, Harry.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Nice driver.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
All right, rookie Jeffrey in the morning, Brooke, this might
surprise you, but I kind of agree with you on
this whole canalope situation.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Oh you've come to my side.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Well, I agree. It's a small problem that she should
probably get over, right, Sure, but it's more than just
he doesn't know the name of one fruit. What is
it that Like, this is just a small slice of
a larger picture that Katrina is recognizing. Where she's thinking, God,
if he doesn't know something as basic as this, how
is he going to fit into the rest of my life?

(48:27):
Like with my upscale friends and my melon loving parents
will accept him? Like what else am I getting myself into?
That's where her mind was at.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
What's gonna happen? And someone hands are a kumquat? She
has no idea what to do. I don't even know
what a kum quat looks like.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, so it's like she's looking down the road of
like other problems that are going to be arising if
he doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
This, making problems the real problem is how much fruit
she's eating at breakfast and said pancakes and bacon, that
she must spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Yeah, I'm with you on there. Should have eaten more meats.
But still, you gotta respect people for where their line
is drawn. That's where she draws the line, Canelope.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I guess it's a very very short line.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Well, plus you have to wait in the embarrassment too
of telling her friends she decided to go out with
melon Boy again. That's hard to come back from, but
hopefully we can help you come back. If you're struggling
to get a second date, email the show. We'll call
that person who's not calling you back and go check
out all of our second day podcasts wherever you get
yours at Brooke.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
Every generation has their own music icons who define the
era that they grew up in. Yeah, for sure, Like
for Boomers it was probably Elvis and Arretha Franklin. Oh yeah,
for gen X, we've got Madonna and Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
For Millennials Britney Spears and the Baha Men. But so far,
no generation and for some Reason has officially claimed me
as their icon yet. I tried with gen Z, but
Alexis stopped sharing my videos on her Insta feeds, so

(50:10):
she kind of blew that for me.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
You're looking for Alpha?

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Is that who?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I might have to shoot my shot with Jen Alpha?
And maybe if I put enough skibbeties and giachts into
my song without sounding too de Lulu, I'll be the artist.

Speaker 8 (50:24):
That defined a generation.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
And it all starts with my brand new song of
the week coming up right after this. It is time
for my song of the week. I've been thinking, man, firefighters,
is there a sexier job than that? Right now?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I think it's always been the.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Second Yeah, I'm pretty.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
There might be one, but it's only happening right about
now and it's gonna.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
End in a few months.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (50:55):
The alluring, the seductive, the smolder public pool lifeguard?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
They're really old men in our pool or teenagers, you
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
It's true, they're always tan. They've got those mirrored shades
on those bright red bathing suits, sunscreen all over the
bridge of their nose.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
I mean the power that they wheeld.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Because if you like a sexy guy or a gallex
to point and blow a whistle at you. You've come
to the right place, sir. I couldn't pick a better
time of year to celebrate this storied profession than at
the very beginning of summer.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Jeff, some of them are really on a power trip.
Maybe splash a little bit in the pool.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Those waves are three inches too hot to tall.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I think they deserve it, and that's why instead of
doing Miley Cyrus's classic emotional song ball, it's young Jefferies
cannon ball. Because it's a harder job than you think.
They put up with a lot around that pool, so
I'm gonna give them the kudos they deserve.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And save lives.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Well, yeah they do. Yeah, sure, that's not the main
job though. Anyway, I'll point when I'm ready points.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
No ro pouder.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
This job, I'll say, sounded so great. A someer guarding
the pool side first shift. Oh hell, some kid just
fell I said, no running like ten times children's water
play looks like mma choke. Their friends in the pool

(52:55):
told them not to dive in the shallow side. That
kid would be cool, But then he did a can
and bald.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
And his splash was diabolic.

Speaker 17 (53:10):
Calm like Edward Snowden had the whistleblown and gave that
little punkiss second warning. Five more and he'll be leaving.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
I'm sirt a fine, that's saving lives. My prack is
dummy's mouth is worn. But just one time, I.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
Would not mine if I got Wendy Pepper corn all day,
every day, kids screaming water games.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Marco polo f you, snacks dropped in the tide, snick
girls floating by, Oh god, wait.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
That's not food.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
My manager's forty and bald.

Speaker 17 (54:00):
He's tanner than an old top dog, and.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
His polo shirt is way too small.

Speaker 17 (54:08):
And yeah, he kind of looks like Steve BUSHAMMI.

Speaker 7 (54:12):
The smellas every hand a ball, a mix.

Speaker 17 (54:16):
Up coconut and calm cos it's like a trailer parkman chopping.
We keep the bathroom boards ass whack ass can game.
The toilets are out at tea, But the worst.

Speaker 12 (54:36):
Side of the mall's people eating in their floaty chairs,
wet cheeseburgers in their ponds.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
They brought lasagna in a tupper way. Keep the water
out of your mouth. Don't you know there could be.

Speaker 16 (54:56):
Pee in there?

Speaker 7 (54:59):
It's probably sleep two be fan small alarms, thrash away,
really emergency, What would hassleholf do?

Speaker 17 (55:14):
So I swung intoke Roman. But if I tove into
that water hole, my.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Tenlines would be on some matric.

Speaker 17 (55:26):
So I just tossed that kid up flotation RG.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
I missed my twenty feet.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I saw a.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Gust of wind.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Must have a take in half. My second rintoss wasn't
eve and curls, And.

Speaker 17 (55:42):
After three I knew I must intervene, and I swam
to the scene and.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Found the kid was baking.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Son of them.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Wow, oh you respect? I mean, I think you're a
terrible lifeguard, but it does sound like a very difficult job.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
You wouldn't want to do a good job if you're
around those people twenty four hours a day, every single day,
all summer long.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
And who's it in soggy lasagna pool size everybody?

Speaker 7 (56:16):
It's weird?

Speaker 8 (56:17):
Why are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Anyways, straight, I can't figure out if you were a
lifeguard or if you were the one trying to kiss
the Wendy peppercorn the other lifeguard meet me.

Speaker 8 (56:27):
Outside the studio. Show you okay, So that's your song
of the week.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
You can text into seven eighty five nine two. Tell
us what you thought about it. You go check out
the video online up on our socials app, Brooke and
Jeffrey on TikTok on.

Speaker 8 (56:39):
YouTube, all of it and share it with a.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
Friend who wants to go to the pool or a
fellow lifeguard.

Speaker 12 (56:44):
Maybe there you go.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
That's your song of the week. We got your phone
tap coming up.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
Two days ago declared the Summer of Brook had officially begun,
chased history for fifty four winds in a.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Row, months and months of winning.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
And one day later.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
It was over.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
It always happened that way.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah, Literally, anytime you hype me up, the opposite happens.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
It's like you have that effect on I don't know
if it's just me, if it's other people.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
True, don't compliment me, Joe, thank you, Jose.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
She lost yesterday, humiliating me Jose Digital Jake and all
the young female listeners who aspire to grow up to
be like you one day.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Let all of us down.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
They should have changed their aspirations a long time ago.
Let's be honest.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
I guess now would be a good time to give
your heartfelt apology to all of the listeners what would
you like to say to the people who believed in you.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I'm sorry that I didn't know Garfield's dog was Odie,
not Otis.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I thought Otis would be his formal name. It makes
more sense.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
I'm sure the listeners felt very comforted by that apology.
It was very heartfelt. But now we're moving on to
a new streak, new day, new player. Her name is Margaret.
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 16 (58:16):
Thanks Jeffrey Bolo.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
She was one of the people who believed in you, Brooks.
I know, and they let her down.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I can hear the disappointment in her voice, Margaret.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
So Margaret, we'll get to know more about you in
just a second. We got to get to the game here,
So Brooks leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat Brook
out right, if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (58:38):
I am okay.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Maybe we could start a losing streak for brook. We
set a new record on that.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
It could be a different type of summer of Brook.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
So here we go. Good luck. Your time starts now.
The movie Jaws came out on this day, in nineteen
seventy five. How many sequels did they do from it?

Speaker 13 (58:53):
Three?

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Four or five.

Speaker 16 (58:57):
Four?

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Forrester in Presa and Crosscheck are all car models from
what Company?

Speaker 16 (59:02):
Nan.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
When you first begin construction on a new building, the
first stone laid is referred to as what cornerstone? The
terminator says the famous line I'll be back. What movie
was it? In Terminator's So I think that's her conscious talking.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
Oh yeah, it's a very vocal, loud conscience.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
So I'm glad you can't hear my conscious.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Yeah, we'd get kicked off the air. Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Now let's get to know about you a little bit, Margaret.
It says on my screener here that you work in
online estate sales. What's a what's a cool item that
you came across recently?

Speaker 16 (59:43):
There was a.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Painting that I just photographed that was from eighteen seventy nine.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
I'm sure Brook will want to talk to you after
this segment is done. About cutting a deal to steal
from the deceased on the down.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Lock for.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
You don't have to answer that question right now, Margaret,
It's okay. We can just not say anything on the air.
But the deals happen behind the scenes, Brooks thinking about
what price she wants to ask for that extremely low balls?
Its value twenty dollars more than that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, okay, just because it's old.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
I mean, guy, Now we'll negotiate off the air. But now, Brook,
it's your turn.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Your time starts now. The movie Jaws came out on
this day in nineteen seventy five. How many sequels did
they do from it? Three?

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
Four or five?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Feel like five?

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Forester in Presa and cross Track are all car models.
When you first begin construction on a new building, the
first stone laid is referred.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
To as what the cornerstone.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
The Terminator says the famous line, I'll be back.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
What movie was it in?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Terminator?

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
In Which decade did World War II end?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
The forties? That's it, nineteen forties.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Time is up, answers are and we're gonna go to
the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose
Was it getting my sphincter bleached?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Is that what I earned my income for? Swers? Yes, Margaret,
you got too correct today.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
H Oh, it's a solid score.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
It's hard to get answers right in this game.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Brooke, yeap, she got two and you.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
Got fall.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Double g up there, Margaret, So not enough to win.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. The movie Jaws
came out this day in nineteen seventy five. It had
three sequels, so four total, so we couldn't give you
that mart movies four total movies Jaws, Jaws two, Jaws
three D, and Jaws The Revenge, Josh three D Forrester
and PRESSA crosscheck are all car models of Subaru. When

(01:01:47):
you first begin construction on a new building, the first
stone laid is called the cornerstone. Usually see it right
on the corner of the street, usually with the date
in marketing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
There's like a little emblem or something in it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
The terminator says, I'll be back in the movie Terminator.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
They felt like a trick question even as I was
answering it got you both got it?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
And World War two ended in the nineteen forties, nineteen
forty five specifically, so Margaret, it wasn't quite enough to
win today.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
But just for playing, we.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Are going to give you two tickets to le May's
Car Museum and a prize pack from rev Up Energy.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Don't Wake Up rev Up?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Oh excellent, Yeah, Margaret, I'm back on Okay, no apologies
from here on out.

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Brooks, I'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I liked it. Oh that was good. That was good, Margaret.

Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
We're knocking you up to three points. Yeah, well done, Margaret.
We're gonna be back to wind Brooks Bock the same
time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.