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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Burke and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
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love reading the reviews. But Jeffrey, your mom left us
three stars. What the well, she has a point, it's
not that good. Oh listen, could you make up for that?
Please leave us five? Is that too needy? Maybe? But
the full show starts right now. Yeah. This is weird
and a little unnerving. But a lady named Laura Lamb
walked into a Costco a few days ago, went over
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into the dessert area and saw something that she's never
seen before. I don't know if you know much about Costco,
but they don't do a big pre promote on anything. No,
you just have to know. And the Costco insiders right now,
I'm sorry, I am on all the feats. I have
all the algorithms. Oh yeah, it's like they're underground world.
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They get thousands of views. They go in They're like,
you have to see they have this now, and I'm like,
oh my god, they have that. I have to go
yea because it'll just show up all of a sudden
in a store one day and then the next day
it's gone. So what Laura saw, she did a TikTok
on and it's been viewed over five million times. Is
the newest dessert obsession, A five pound peanut butter chocolate
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cream pie. Oh and it's just as big as they're
pumpkin pies. Same, ye are so good. The pumpkin pies
are six ninety nine and apparently the pumpkin pies are
actually bigger. Oh they are. But the peanut butter chocolate
pi is heavier and costs nineteen dollars. And the whole
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internet is losing their minds over this because here's the
description of it. If you want to get a taste
in your mouth. It's got a buttery Graham cracker crust cracker,
one layer of peanut butter mouse, one layer of chocolate mouse,
with a final dusting of Graham cracker crumbs around the edge.
So it's fluffy, crumbly and soft and five pounds of it.
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Give me all, yes me. You know it's scary. I
think I could actually eat this in one city. Oh,
I know. It's not a challenge. It's not a challenge.
That's a Cameraady Brook needs an afternoon snack to five
pound pie. Oh my god. The other issue Costco is
running into is hundreds of people are now calling and
emailing them every day trying to find out where these
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pies are if they have any in stock, and all
Costco says is it could take a couple of weeks
for it to be distributed around the country, right because
some costcos have some things, other costcos have other days.
One day it could randomly be in a store that
you're at. The next day it will be totally gone
thanks to your entire car is filled with five pound pies.
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Just pandemic. We're hoarding charlet paper. We're now we're hod
chocolate peanut butter moose pies. I'm reselling three hundred pounds
of it on your Get that now, let's get into
your shot collar. Question of the day, send it out
over to digital. Jake is going to give us a
five pound Graham crusted trivia question put in. We got
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a text into seven eight five nine two saying, hey,
when you play that game cap or no cap when
it's Brooks turn, are you sure everything's on the up
and up? What do you mean? Yeah? The texture goes
on to say they notice brook takes the longest to
answer every single question. Really, she pauses when she's not
sure and usually goes on some nonsensical rant about her childhood.
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All the while she's holding her phone under the desk
so her husband Michael has time to google The answers
that what you're doing, Michael? I love him very much,
but he would never be my lifeline in a well. Ever,
while company management has been alerted to this potential cheating scale,
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in the meantime, we asked that brook plays with both
her hands in the air and her eyes closed. They
just don't care. Please see us from doing that. It's
a new edition of Cap or No Cap, starting with broke.
Her hands were in the air and her eyes are
closed off. Wasn't even can't see that well is full
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of secrets, Brook, Yes, there were exactly eight people stranded
on Gilligan's Island, cap or No Cap? God, Oh, there's
Marianne and the skipper, one couple, two single ladies, skipper
too millionaire. I can't give us six. I'm gonna go cap,
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Brooks says, cap and that's cap. We're seven people, seven Billigan,
the Skipper, Ginger, Marianne, the two Howls, and the professor.
Shout out to Brooks husband for texting her the micheland.
It doesn't even know what it is I not even
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for Jose. Okay, starfish do not have blood, cap or
no capting. Well, when you see a live like helpy starfish,
they're like plump and they have color, and then when
you see them, you know, I'll dried up on the ocean.
They're not. I've always assumed that there was blood in
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life to make them plum. This is a dumb thing.
But isn't there blood of some sort in every living thing?
Or am I wrong? I mean animals in SpongeBob. I've
never seen Patrick lead before. I think that one's pretty accurate.
What would it be like seawater circulating I don't know.
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I don't have time to figure it out. I'm gonna
say cap. Jose said cap, And it's no caps exactly right,
that you seawater to circulate nutrients. Ok Her husband is texting,
all tell him to stop. Let's do Jeffrey next. Okay, Jeff,
No birds can fly backwards, cap or no cam? Uh Yeah,
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I already know this one. Hummingbirds can fly backwards. There
is yes, I wouldn't be too quick to say that. Yeah,
he's right, he's right. So that's that's cap. Jeff says
cap that's cap. Humming bird can fly backwards over For Alexis,
there's at least one McDonald's on every continent on Earth,
cap or no cap. Oh, I don't know continents are there. Yes,
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I was hoping no one would ask that. I feel
like there's McDonald's. I think there's even one in like
Antarctica or something there. I'm pretty sure, like I think
they're you may be right everywhere. So I'm gonna say blizzards.
That would be Jerry Queen. Yeah, mc flurry. Okay, I'm
gonna say that's no cat. Alex says no cap, and
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that that's cap. No McDonald's in an articles there is
a station there, but I figured nuggets, but there's fourteen penguins.
Moving on to the next round, back to Brook. Okay, Brook.
Hot water freeze is faster than cold water cap or
no cap. That is cap. Brook says cap and it's
no cap. Molecules are in motion, are likely to stay
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in motion, so warm water freeze is quicker. That means, Jeffrey,
you didn't get any wrong today, all right, Well for
not knowing the McDonald's trivia, I think Alexis deserves to
take a shock today. I mean understanding the molecules I
need to look at. And while Alexis gets shocks, she's
going to be singing closer by the chain smokers. So baby,
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pull me closer in the backseat of your romer. I
know you can afford by that tattoo on your shoulder.
That's your shot. Color question of the day, Brook Jeffrey
in the morning. Now, I've learned from watching spy and
cop movies that there's ways to get information out of
people when they don't want to talk. Put in the
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room with a bright light. Yep, blow cigar smoke right
into their face. Play good cop, bad cop to try
and earn their trust ye or my experience, play bad cop,
even batter cop. Oh, officer, I don't know if these
handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe you should press me up
against the two way mirror and rough me up a
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little bit. Tell me again what happens to a pretty
boy like me? Naughty cop and co best parking ticket
I ever got? And you know, I may need to
use some of those tactics on my co host here.
When I asked them what's on their mind? Will they talk?
Or am I have to go into super naughty cop
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we're gonna find out coming up in our life. We
do a lot of lip kisses, some nose kisses, but
never any eyeball kisses. Salty, I mean, have all the
things to touch together on our faces, eyeballs seems the
most intimate. The only thing more affectionate than that is
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touching our thoughts together with a brain kiss during What's
on your Mind, where we go around the room and
get extra sloppy sharing thoughts with each other, starting with
book Brook, What's on your mind? Oh my god. So
we have been talking to my family about like song meetings,
like the messaging of the song. Yeah, like the kids right.
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And so we're in the car and we're listening to
the radio and you know that song players by us, Yeah,
Coil and Roy, And she says in it, she says
because girls as players too, and then the B word
and then getting money all the round the world. You're
listening to this with your children radio? Yeah, Pa, I
know I talk you're talking about It's on the radio
all the time. So Nora in the back seat goes, Mom,
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what do you think this song means? I'm well, um,
and my head spinning, and I'm like, what's about like dating,
you know, and she goes, I don't think so, and
I'm like, oh my god, righto, and she goes, I
think it's about girls can play soccer too. Yeah, she's right, Yeah,
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that's it. And she goes and I think that the
maha part is about how girls should be paid equally
to boys. Yes. Yeah, it was just so sweet and
so endearing. Yeah that's right, that's right. So co Leroy,
thank you, pay too, Norah breakdown, baby got back? What
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does that one mean? I got your back? Well? I
worked on the doctor recently to check on my blood
sugars time. And I walk into the main lobby and
there's a male nurse wearing scrubs and he stops in
his tracks and he's like, oh my god, are you
will say that? And I'm like, yeah, you know, and
then he says, bro, I love your show dog and
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you guys in the lobby of a medical of of
a hospital, or you embarrassed? No. He starts swearing like oh,
He's like, bro you blee oh man blah blah blah.
He was so excited. So I go to the like
the room they want me to wait in, and guess
who comes in to take my le my new buddy
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might yeah, And I can't tell if he's just like
super nervous or if he's just new, because he's going
down this list of questions that I've never really been
asked before, and then he got the questions are getting
weirder and weirder to eventually he's asking if I'm on
birth control, if you're on control, and I'm like, is
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he gonna ask if I'm pregnant? Like coming next? Eventually
he gives me a bro hug, okay, swears some more,
tell me how bleeping funny our show is. I love
it a lot of support, and then he leaves me
to wait for the doctor, and I am just like
so thrown off by this? Was that or was that not?
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I don't understand. I've never meant anybody that actually likes
our show. This weird? It was weird. Glad you're not pregnant, Alexis,
tell us what's on your mind. So I was at
a bar and my friends over the weekend and I
was trying to get like, throughout the night, I was
getting everyone to do this little like TikTok. I wanted
to make you said to do like a dumb dance
and he had a table reserved, and this like random
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guy had been sitting at our table for a while alone.
We didn't really notice, and then I saw him and
I asked him to do the TikTok okay, and he refused.
He was like, no, I don't want to do it,
blah blah blah. Okay, if you're gonna sit at our table,
you have to be funny. Thank you, Brooklyn. I look
at him and I said, if you're going to be
lame leaf, like do what I say, don't sit here.
I mean, that's one way to say Alexis when she drinks.
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I didn't say. I had a kind of bad And
then you know, I get up and I go to
do my dance portion for the video, okay, like kicking
my legs, and then I noticed apparently my car. He
flew out of my pocket into the bar behind me
and was lost in the crowd. But you know who
gets it is the guy I called lane through the
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bar and brings it back to me, and I realized
I'm the loser, not him. The TikTok dance. He actually
did do it, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
People on this show? They give me a bad time
about everything, literally, because you never give anyone a bad time,
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especially things that they think I should be doing, like
checking my emails, reading my text messages, knowing when our
show vacations happen. How do we look forward to those?
I really end out for the entire year. So what
I'm about to say is for all those Jeffrey, I
told you so, Or because I was leaving the station
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the other day, I was driving home and I may
or may not have been speeding, and I get pulled
over a couple problems. You know in the movies where
the officer walks up and says license and registration please,
you know they actually do that in real life. Yeah, yeah,
that's and I was not prepared. Didn't have my license
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or my registration. Is a registration, just not in your car.
It turns out I had not re upped my registration
for about a year expire. And the officer shakes his
head and he's like, well, what about proof of insurance?
And Joe, have you never been pulled over this? Because
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they've driven around it a little. Because I'm a perfect driver,
that's why. And yeah, I didn't have car insurance at all?
What I literally haven't purchased insurance for three years. The
registration is mostly Brook's fault, because Brooke knows that co
hosts are supposed to remind each other that one's on you.
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As for my missing license, you get arrest. I left
that at the radio station out on a desk, just
free for the taking. So yeah, probably should have gone
to jail. Yeah, but instead this sweet officer who was
also named Jeff. Okay, you guys bonded well, and then
when I told him my name too, he didn't believe
me because I didn't have an OCA. He took pity
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on me. He did not He'd better of giving you
a ticket, he wrote me, Thanks, Brooker. You don't have
any tickets I've had in my life that I've never
gotten out of. But I have all of those things.
He did write me a ticket for one hundred and
eighty five dollars, and he said, dude, get your life together. Yeah,
and that's the message I want a forward to everybody
in this room and to all of our listeners. Take
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that to heart. I want you all to get your
lives together. You are a message boy. I got my
car insurance now, so it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Lots and lots of texts at seventy five nine two
with people sharing what's been on their minds, Like this
person said, what's on my mind? What do you guys
do when songs are playing in the studio or when
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you have commercials? Jose is just always in the bathroom. Yeah, literally,
And I'm always telling book to stop posting on those
right wing extremists. So much time typing in all caps
on I have another sketchy linkaship. It's like someone's gonna
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believe ron in seventy five nine two. On my mind,
I'm forty seven, good looking, smart and single female for
almost nine hundred days, and I think I will be
single forever unless someone's that's me up because clearly I
fail at the hunt. Oh wow, I bet there's punctuation
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in that text message there was here. If you're a
lonely single female, I'm sure Brooke would be willing to
set you up with one of her ex's. I mean,
despite the marriage thing that I have going successfully, I
don't know if my past choices are probably what I
would wish on someone else. That's fair and another tex
seventy five nine two. Says what happens or the call
with the mom and the daughter where the mom was
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trying to pass on her daughter's date to the little sister.
That was a second day update if you didn't know that,
it turned into an awkward Tuesday when we called the mom.
If you haven't heard that yet, go check it out
online at Brooke and Jeffrey can hear it there. We
got laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment
(17:50):
that's launching an energy drink for restaurant workers called waiter Raid.
If you see a server at Applebee's who's acting super
pat be running around wide eyed, rubbing his teeth, they're
not on meth. It's waiter Rate with laser stories. The
segment read weird news stories around the glove, just like
(18:11):
everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
other grease trapped guzzlers just don't. This first laser hits
the waiter rate. Sorry, got it. First laser stories out
of you guessed it. Florida eight plus start. Fifty two
year old guy named Clifford Edwards is a real estate
exec at a firm in Springfield, Missouri, and he was
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apparently in town on a vacation. Okay, it sounds fun.
The other night, a couple noticed him standing near their
twenty twenty three Nissan Ultima outside of a restaurant, acting
extremely strange, so they confronted him, and when they did,
he giggled and ran away vacation. After he left, they
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noticed he'd done more than a thousand dollars in damage
to the side of their car by scratching it up
with a used butter knife. Yes, I can't imagine. The
problem is, how would they catch him, How could they
tell the cops who did it? He was gone. Well,
Clifford left a pretty big clue behind. The couple's car
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was parked outside of a restaurant called The Toasted Monkey,
so police assumed that's where the butter knife must have
came from. Okay, and sure enough, Clifford's name was on
the wait list. That's actually really good detective work. They
had his phone number and that's how cops tracked him down,
and when they did, he admitted to everything and described
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it as a Springbreak mistakes. All the middle aged people
at spring Break in Florida. Have you seen the pictures
everybody's going through? Like I haven't noticed that? And then
my second thought was, God, that sounds fun. Yeah, they
arrested him for felony criminal mischief. His wife had to
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come bail him out. I'm sure that was a super
fun conversation. This next laser story is out of Saskatchewan.
If you didn't know, the capital city of Saskatchewan is Regina,
and the Tourism board is The Tourism boards catching heat
after deciding to lean in on the obvious joke that
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people make about it, they launched a new ad campaign
last week with a few slogans that aren't subtle at all.
If you're going to be named that you have to
One is show us your Regina better watch out. I
may follow up on that. Another one the city released
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was titled Regina the City that rhymes with Fun. They
also changed the name of their group, which used to
be Tourism Regina and now it's Experienced Regina. Finally, I
love a Regina positive message. Yeah, a lot of Proud
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residents didn't find the rebrand funny, or at least they
don't want their proud city represented that way, so it's
already been canceled. The restaurant chain Pink Taco has to
open too far CEO is a guy named Tim Reid
who was very proud of the campaign at first, but
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after receiving so much backlash in just a few days,
he publicly apologized and told the reporter he was trying
to own the joke, but obviously went way too far
with it. It sounds like his job might be in jeopardy.
Sallackville down the street. This next laser story is out
of what in the wheat grass is going on. Usually
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when there's an Uber Eats mystery, it's a missing item
or an entire missing order, but one neighborhood in California
is dealing with the opposite problem. It's an area called
Highland Park and for some reason, they've been receiving mysterious
Uber Eats deliveries for the past month the whole city neighborhood.
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We're talking dozens of bags of fast food, chicken, sandwiches, tacos, milkshakes, pastries, coffee,
and more. Someone tried to fatten them up. After some investigation,
they found no one there is placing any of these orders.
In fact, some of the recipients don't even have an account.
They just keep coming. O. God, if you're selling your house,
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that would be a real perk to put on the list. Yeah,
at first it was just a random surprise, but the
street's been getting more than a dozen deliveries a day,
and so they've been looking for places to donate the
food now. And if you're wondering, some brave residents say
they have eaten some of the mystery meals. Yeah, donate
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it to my mouth. According to a news report, there
are a lot of vegetarians in the area and they're
asking the Mystery center to please order more salads. Yeah,
there's like a whole happy community here, but there's like
one sad guy who can't figure this app out, who's like,
why do I never get my orders? Uber Eats has
also opened an investigation and they flagged a few accounts,
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but still unclear. One person's like, Hey, I live at
fifteen ten and I'm gluten free. His next laser story
is out of Social Media Central, what's the top thing
people overshare on Facebook or Instagram? Sicknesses? Political view? New
Paul looked into it, and the number one answer probably
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isn't going to surprise you, but the rest are kind
of interesting. Here's the top things that we overshare online? Okay,
Number seven relationship stuff. I would if I have one,
you would? I mean, you still share it. It's just
about how you don't have. If you have a relationship
things going on, get a room people, and don't over
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care about it. Don't listen to these haters. You're in
love poster significant. Number six wealth. Oh anything about money
or expensive possessions that seems braggy is just to know.
I rather see that than relationships on my feed. Honestly,
I feel like people who are bragging probably don't have
any money. Oh, you're bragging about it. Number five is
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accomplishments that was probably fueled by jealousy. But still do
we have to see you holding up a trophy for
best long care in your neighborhood Like that'd be pretty
exciting love. Honestly, it would be a huge honor for
my Facebook post to a t Number four kids. We
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love kids, but there's so many photos of them. Some
people say limited to just three pictures a year, and
I saw on their birthday. Yeah, no, their birthday and
then when they graduate. Number three bodily functions. If you're
posting about your bathroom habits, please stop. Yes. Number two food, Yes,
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you say that's all yours. If you can't get enough
food posts, go check out video of Jose eating at
restaurants and moaning the entire time. Yeah, no I do.
I loving the food video. The number one thing we
are overseeing being posted online are Jose called it political views. Yea,
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all of it. I hate all of it. I don't
go to what side you're on. I hate all of you.
Go to both sides. You post the opposite view and
watch the crazy. So no government whatsoever, that's your government.
Fifty three percent of us think people overshare about politics online.
This guy doesn't post enough, though, probably because he's too
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busy messing around with politician shoes. Actually, this sound was
taken directly from Lindsay Graham's low First he was lobbying
with it. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Friday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Guilty pleasures. Look,
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we all have them, okay, whether that's drinking pickle juice
straight from the jar, or watching reruns of Blues Clues
as an adult, or huffing magic markers in the break
room while blasting ts. So don't do that. Terrible. Do
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you think if it makes you happy, you shouldn't feel
ashamed about it? Well, unless your guilty pleasure happens to
be cheating on your significant other. Can't really endorse that
one I learned from episode thirteen of Blues Clues when
mister Salt cheats on Missus Pepper, would senor Rita Paprika
infidelity is bad, not say that that actually happens. So
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if if cheating is your guilty pleasure, prepared to be
exposed for it. In a brand new edition of Busted
that's coming up at seven, texts bad boyfriends and girlfriends.
They thought they could get away with them, but now
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they're about to get busted. It's time for the segment
that taught Adam Levine how to send weird flirty text
mess Oh sorry, damn, you're banging body makes my brain
say hunka hunka. I believe that that's an actual one.
Wait for that one to get leaked. It's Busted, where
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listeners share the cringey ways they've caught their exes cheating
on them. We've got a few listeners ready to tell
us how they caught their dumb exes doing their best
Adam Levine Impressions, starting with Jennifer, tell us how you
busted your significant other? I? Uh so, my new boyfriend
of one month he got me into a bike riding,
which I was not really a bike rider. Okay, cool,
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And we were out one day when all of a sudden,
this car started honking behind us, and like, we're both
in the bike lane, but this car just keeps following us,
like laying on the horn, not like beep beepep, but
like beep you know what I mean? Good? Yeah, And
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they wouldn't stop, and like it was aggressive, and I
was like, Okay, maybe it's somebody's road rage. Maybe I'm
just taking it personally and it's not even for us,
but it definitely was. After like ten minutes of this,
who was it? Did you find out? Yeah, all of
a sudden, this woman unrolled her window and throws a
banana pillo at my boyfriend. I thought bike riding was
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ar thing. Oh I know. It got really messy after
that because she got out of the car and she
tried to fight me. You're not the problem. Why I
understand that? Get it? Did you hit her with a
bike pump? No? I took the banana peal I just
threw it back at her. It was like, stupid. I've
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never been in a fight before, but clearly I wouldn't
recommend another one to move. Yeah I know. But it
turns out he had not but two, but three girlfriends
all at once, and wow, busy guy and bike riding
was his like quirky, cute thing to do with all
of us. Yea, let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell us
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how you busted your sign of another. Yeah. So for
a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend, she keeps asking
me like fix things around the apartment. Okay, You're like,
that's why we have a landlord. Yeah, well right, right,
So I kept putting it off, you know, saying like,
you know, I'm going to get back to it. I'll
get back with and she didn't know, like I actually
kept a list of like all the things that needed
(30:10):
to repair. So, you know, and you guys were living together,
right it was your apartment too, No no, no no, no
no no, we lived separately. Oh okay, okay, So one
Saturday I was like, all right, didn't how much going on?
So I figured I'd finally go and do it. So
I let myself into her place because actually she was
out of town. Well, she told me she was going
to be out of town, and you know, I went
to like one of the windows that she'd been complaining about,
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but it was like already fixed. And then I went
to her bedroom, you know, because I fix the closet door,
and I opened it and there's a guy in there,
completely naked with a tool belt on someone. Where are
you there by? She called it too, I'm just curious.
So my girlfriend was behind it and was like telling
(30:54):
me that it was my fault that she had to
hire someone and that person ended up being hot. Did
you apologize to her for that? No? We got time
for Tanya. Tell us how you busted yourseon to begin other. Okay,
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So my girlfriend and I were going to Paris for
a vacation and she wanted to learn French. Yeah, so
she had these cards with words taped around the house
to help her learn. Yeah. Yeah. So one day I'm
on my laptop and I'm wondering what do these words
and phrases mean. So I put it in Google Translate
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and and they were like all really flirty and some
were kind of inappropriate. Yeah, but it's French. That's basically
you just ask me my name. So I confront her
and said, why are you practicing talking about your panties
and French? Who? Yeah? Yeah, what'll she say? She breaks
(32:00):
down and she finally tells me after we are talking
about it for a while, and she tells me that
she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre. Oh yeah, god,
So how was the trip? Yeah, it was great. I
went by myself, okay, yeah, and you knew how to
(32:21):
say panties in the French, so exactly. Yeah, I'll be
out a great trip anyway, I did. I did make
sure to hit up our text board at seven eighty
five to nine too. If you have a funny story
about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be
on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up
(32:41):
right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Nobody
is more excited for today's phone tap than Alexis. Oh,
we call a guy who not only applied to be
on the show Love Island, but he's actually gotten an
email from the producer saying they've seen his video in
her seriously considering him for the next season, and we're
(33:05):
gonna mess with his hopes centuries Well, so I mean,
he's already excited about it, but today we're gonna reach
out with even better news because a newer, hotter reality
show just got greenlit, and we're gonna tell him that
we're moving him from Love Island to a different island.
You're gonna find out which one it is in your
(33:25):
phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello. Hey, this
is Flint Douche. I'm the casting director. This is Chase. Yeah, yeah,
this is Chase. Hey, what's up, Chase? None of what's
going on? Man? Not good? Not much, man. I think
you got our email that we sent about you being
(33:47):
considered for the next season of Love Island. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally Yeah. You ready to be a star. My guy,
shut up. No way, way, dude. The people at Paramount
are pumped, the producers, the other casting director. We all
think you might be the perfect fit. Yeah no, I
know I'm the perfect fit. Okay, man, dude, I love
(34:10):
that confidence. But it's not for sure yet. But it
is looking good. This is so insane. Look, even though
you applied for Love Island, I'm gonna let you know
you were actually selected for a hotter, even sexier spinoff.
Oh damn. Okay, okay, all right, Yeah, what is it?
What is it? Yeah, it's called dad Bod Island. What what? Yeah,
(34:36):
Dad boughd Island like Love Island, but thicker. Uh Is
this a joke, dude, No, no joke. It's a real show.
Studios are real excited for. It's gonna launch I think
in the fall. Okay, I'm not good for that show.
I don't have a dad bought. I work out a lot. Look,
don don't want you to take that the wrong way
(34:58):
with dad bods are in right now. Okay, Seth Rogan,
he's the new Brad Pitt. He's gonna be people's sexiest person. Listen,
I don't I don't want to offend you. I appreciate
you reach it out and stuff, but I don't have
a dad bod. Dude. That's just how it is. Okay. Oh,
that's the ultimate sound bite right there. We're gonna need
you to say that right when you step off the
(35:19):
plane in Paradise. I don't have a dad Bud man. No,
that's TV gold right there. No, no, no, I'm stepping
off the plane on on Love Island. I know. Dad
Bought Island's got you written all over it. No, listen,
listen to me. If I if I go ahead with this,
people are gonna be trolling me on social media non stop,
my friends, my family. Okay, Jim Bros. Listen what happens? Listen, Chase,
(35:44):
you don't know anything about this show yet. Like, if
you want a million people on your Insta watching you
eat a dozen e clares? No, Like, what's the difference.
You're still famous? What are you talking about. I'm not
gonna be eating a clares on TV. I'm gonna be
showing off my body that I work really hard on. Okay,
I'm sure your calves are probably sculpted. Like, that's great.
My everything is sculpted. My guy, I've seen the photos.
(36:07):
Whatever you're doing, you could do whatever you want. Just
don't change the middle. That's the perfect tone. I mean
it as a compliment. Forget it, bro forget it. Well,
you're not interested anymore? Yeah? I was interested when it
was for Love Island, because that's what I applied for,
not for some stupid fatty show Dad Bodland of Paradise. Okay,
(36:28):
I'm not doing it. It's called dad Bod Island. You
gotta say it right. It's trademarked and like I said before,
studios love the idea. They've already greenlit season two. Dad
Bob Diner, Dad Bod Diner, A dozen dudes with dad bods,
all living in a diner eating whatever the hell they want.
They live in the diner. Yeah, there's not even hot
ladies there. It's just about the dads. That downs horrible.
(36:51):
Why would I want to live in a diner with
dudes and no chicks were all fat? Exactly? It is horrible.
It's a total train wreck that no one's gonna want
to turn away from the ratings bonanza. No, No, you're wrong, dude,
You're wrong. Dude, you're wrong. Which one of us is
in the entertainment industry? You were me? I'm trying to
get in there is throwing my hot bod into love
(37:13):
Island because I know it would work. No correction, your
dad bought onto the island of dad buds. Listen, And
I know you worked for like the TV and whatever,
but like, I will fight you. I will straight up
fight you if you keep saying that about are you
really bummed because of the show changer because of what
your roommate Tarik did? What are you talking about? What
did Tara was Tarik had to do with this. Tarik
(37:33):
told me you got a letter from Love Island, so
he wanted me to call and prank you. What my
real name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, man, dude,
I'm sorry. Unfortunately, Dad Bought Island isn't a real thing,
not yet. Oh my god, no, I hope it's never
(37:57):
a thing. Are you kidding me? I don't want to
see you. Oh my god, you don't God, what's wrong
with Dad boughd Island? Is it worser better than Dad
Bob Diner? Dad Bud Diner? I couldn't believe exactly. See,
you're interested? You want to watch, don't you? No? Go up?
(38:18):
Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning. If the people in this room
were on a date and going to show off their
sexiest talent, we know Jose would probably bust out ten
of his best celebrity impersonations all in under a minute.
I immediately, I mean immediately, I would Yeah, sexy, don't try.
(38:45):
I was gonna give you a chance. Oh well, alexis
would probably take a cocktail napkin off the bar and
fashion it into an instant crop top that's too big,
And Brooke would demonstrate how her elkmating call can attract
any man from up to seven miles away. Wow, I
(39:10):
did that with my mouth. If that doesn't get you
in the mood, nothing will. Yeah, you're about to get
trampled if you didn't get all this Luckily for one
of our listeners, he says his sexy talent is way
more attractive than all of ours combined. Well, he got
the chance to show it off to his date. Was
(39:31):
it maybe too much for her to handle? I feel
that we're about to find out when we do your
brand new second date books you made on your own time.
Oh no, now there's men swarming to the studio and
a couple of we haven't work cut out for your
(39:57):
second date. Update next second Brooke. If a guy offers
to cook for you on a first date, yeah, is
that a sexy move? Or are you thinking, Ah, he's
trying too hard. I don't like it. No, I love it?
You do? Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook?
Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he
(40:17):
comes out to the table with the best hot pocket
that you have ever tasted it, and he's made it
look pretty too by put in a colorful toothpick flag.
All right, don't you marry that? If he cut in half?
How do I still put my mouth on it? Yeah?
We've heard some home cook meals go very well on
(40:38):
this segment, so I'm not so well. We're going to
find out how it went for one of our listeners
named Todd, who said he cooked for his date the
other night and now he needs our help. Todd, what's
up man? Welcome to the show. Hey, how are you doing?
Did you go with the og ham and cheese? Because
that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and
cheese all day. Yeah, that's more of a lunch just
(40:59):
for me. Okay, Hey, Todd, can I ask are you
a good cook? Because I think the effort of cooking,
whether you're good or bad, is is sexy to ladies.
But are you like a chef or something? Now I
wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked in a
kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like really really
good at italing dishes. That's pretty much it. But like
(41:20):
it works well? I mean I cook a mean shrimp alfredo. Okay,
are we just going to talk about his food? Are
we talking about his dad? Can we? I do want
to just talk about the culinary side of it, but
we should focus on the girl that you went out with.
What's her name? It was Laurie. Laurie and I'm guessing
you went with the shrimp alfredo. Did you talk that up?
(41:42):
It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her
bio she had put like her favorite foods, it's seafood, right,
Oh nice? And so you know, you got to have
a good opening line. So actually my opening line was is, hey,
so you like seafood? Just say you know, my shrimp
alfredo is a real catch. Do you like that, Alexis?
I don't like trim Alfredo's on the wrong person? Ask Okay,
(42:04):
so you know Alexis just wants a bank statement. That's
the first text, and then she'll make a decision from there.
You should have followed up with I'm just being krill
with you. It's possible to overdo it though. Did she
like it? Yeah? I mean she gave a little LLL
and and then we were texting for like a week. Oh,
it was really it was really flirty and really good
(42:27):
and invited her over to prove it, you know, and
she was down. Yeah, it means a lot like I
feel like when people go to someone's house on a
first date when they meet on an app. That's why
it's so clutch that you guys chatted for a week
before she agreed to do that. I trust each other
a little bit. How did it go well? I thought
it went really well. I was really nervous because I
(42:48):
really liked I thought she was really cute. You know.
I did maybe go a little above him. I lit
a lot of candles in the house, and you know,
when she showed up, she knowed just like, oh are
we doing a seance? And I was like that what
she said? That hysterical? Yeah, it's like you didn't bring
the weiji board. No, no, no wegie board. I was
(43:10):
just like I just told I was like, oh, I
was just trying to set the atmosphere, you know, raising
the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was she cool? No? Yeah?
She was cool, you know. And Uh, I had a
fresh garlic bread that I had made garlic bread. Bro
was the food ready when she got there? Did you
guys cook it? Together. No, No, the way I set
(43:31):
it up, it was basically like halfway done because I
kind of did want to finish cooking the meal, you know,
while she was there. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I yeah.
I served her the food and it was good, and
she said she liked the food. I was like, I said,
that was really nervous. I felt like, at thinking back,
I may have been asking about the food too much.
(43:52):
You know, when you're like, oh, how it is good,
and then like five minutes later, oh, can you taste
the fresh basil? You know, it's kind of like a
needy waiter at the last minutes, like are you sure? Okay,
what do you guys do after dinner? After dinner, we
sat down on the couch for a movie and it
was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as I wanted
(44:13):
to be on the couch, but I thought it was
a first date, you know, when she just screwed over
a little bit. It's your couch. That's kind of awkward though.
Once you're sitting and then you move over, you like
you have to do it right as the sitting happens.
I like to slowly in show them, like every a minute,
you just slide like a little bit closer until she
(44:33):
doesn't even realize all of a sudden she's in your arms.
She that's not the movie you went with though, Nah. No,
I mean I was a little nervous to be hot,
and you know I sat down first, and she kind
of sat down where she wasn't gonna sit down. Oh yeah,
that's a good call. Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit
(44:54):
on the opposite end of the couch, but she wasn't
like in my lap work touching at all. Yeah, no,
we weren't. No, Well, I mean, how did it end?
How did the night end? Well, when the movie was over, Okay,
she stayed for the whole after she wanted to like
have another glass of wine and talked a little more
about Right after the movie was over, she was like,
I gotta go. Yeah, and I did kind of feel
(45:15):
like there was a little bit of a drop off,
you know, and that like it the light was definitely over,
and so she went home. And that's why I'm talking
to you guys. You know, it's just been um, very
very sporadic communication. The energy that I mean, she's still
kind of texting me, but I just feel like it's
totally different now. I don't know what went wrong. I
(45:36):
mean the food. I know the food was great, but
and I was a little nervous. Yeah, your nervous energy
maybe got the best of you. This could just be
a classic case of what a lot of girls admit to,
which is they just wanted a free meal. If a
guy off a free fresh cooked meal, you don't sit
through a yeah went on too long, like you ate
a bunch of alfredo and you're laying on a couch
(45:56):
for two hours. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I've heard
of being friend zoned before, but chef zone. Maybe you
got put in the chef zone. We'll find out when
we call her and get your second date update right
after this. All right, all right, second Italian food, fine wine,
(46:17):
and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the
couch while watching the Goonies? Did you find out something
about the movie that we didn't know? No, I made
an assumph. I wasn't sure that, Jeff, And you know
now that I'm saying it. What would have been a
better move, todd as if you had bought a smaller
couch so that physically couldn't sit that far away from him? Actually,
(46:39):
really smart? Two seats. Why they call him love seats.
He just slaps his knee, all right, plenty of room.
But that's because Todd invited a woman named Laurie over
to his place recently to show off his cooking skills,
which he thought went pretty well. But after their date,
Laurie's not texting him as much as she was before.
Could it be that you're famous? Shrimp Alfredo was so
(47:02):
delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma, And
now she's just on her couch sleeping it off for
a long time, for a week. It's that tasty. Yeah,
what do you think they're Todd? Oh yeah, maybe us
compliment if you think about it. Yeah, it was really good. Well,
we'll find out. But we do want you to send
us a sample to the studio, just so that we
(47:22):
can be sure. It's called you Gotta come over, You
gotta come over. I do it at my house with
all the candles and everything. I don't know. The candle
seem to be like that may be one of the
things that went wrong. She did note that it could
be a seance fire Marshal and this is why is
the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this day? But we'll
(47:43):
see what she asked to say, and maybe it's none
of those things, could be something totally out of your control.
We'll call her and find out. All right, Yeah, let's see,
here we go. I'm gonna call her number right now. Hello, Hey,
is this Lorie? Yeah, well she is conscience, so we're
(48:07):
gonna have to strike that talking now. Are you asleep?
I'm away, Yeah, we're We're a radio show called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my goodness, I know
you guys. Sorry, Hey, it should happen more often than
(48:28):
it does, so we appreciate that. I know. Oh my
goody recognizes me. Well, this is good that you listen
to us because we're doing a second date update. Prefamiliar
with that, I think so. I mean, I know your
voice is weird to talk to you on the phone,
not like sure what that is, but what's up? We're
(48:51):
trying to get a hold of you on behalf of
our listener who cooked for you the other night named
Todd Oh shrimp Alfredo guy? Yes, yeah, okay, warehouse full
of candles. Yeah, there were a lot of kidels Like
I'm like, is this guientist Santaria? I don't know nobody.
(49:12):
From the way that you're talking, it sounds like maybe
you like Todd. Yeah, I like he's really nice. It's
just I feel we're talking about this on the radio.
Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all
in the same boat here. Everything you say is on
the radio, jap. But obviously Todd reached out to us
because he's feeling a little bit confused that in the
week following your date the communications kind of dried up. Yeah, well, okay,
(49:37):
so it's a weird situation, Like, you know, I did
not mean that to happen, Like I'm gonna wears the
situation right now. Oh man, it's an X, isn't it.
I'm not saying this one person. I'm on a dating app,
so I'm not exclusive with anybody. You're dating multiple people
right now too. And they both happen to be chefs,
(49:58):
and I swear I did not and this happened, Like, wait,
is Todd counted in the two? Yeah? I mean you
just want to one date with him? And he told
us that he's not a professional chef, that he just
he likes to cook. Yeah, well, the other guys like
legit chef, but he likes pieces a good cook too,
So I mean I did it? Like why are you
(50:19):
not calling toddback? Though? Like, I mean, are you just
too busy with the other dude? Are you hanging out
with him more often is better? I don't really know
what to do, Like I've never been in the situation before,
and like one's really good at Italian, the other is
really good at Mexican. Name makes it a heladas. And
they were like, two dive, You're you're basing your love
(50:41):
life on how well they couldn't cook? Why are you
stopping talking to one? Keep it up? Just cheat, cheating.
I don't know what the rules are. There's no ru Yeah,
there's no rules. Alexis is right, I mean official one.
She's right, you've gone out on one date. You didn't
even sit next to him on the couch. She said,
I think you're fine. Like, I'm kind of use to
(51:03):
the dating app thing, and like for me, it's a
little strange to be dating more than one person. I
feel like I make a decision, you know what I mean,
You're not comfortable juggling multiple guys, like the women on
this show are, Yeah, they don't care. That's what even
pre dating apps, it's what dating is, right. I think
she's already thinking if she likes them both, eventually one
(51:24):
of them she'll probably become What were you waiting for
to make your choice? I don't know if they're like
some balls and they're both great cooks. I mean, you say,
way of a man's heart, rough a stomach, but you know,
oh yeah, I'm with you, girls. I have an idea.
Have you considered a real life cooking competition? Like a
chef you come over and you're like, look, boys, you're
(51:45):
cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me,
and then you yell at them, really mean, like like
it don't think it's the wrong way, but like, is
Italian the only thing you can cook? Or like you
do other cuisines? I see, okay, all right. I mean
we're talking and we're joking about this a lot, but
I do wonder how Todd feels because he's been listening
(52:07):
the entire time. Wait, Laurie, you serious, You're you're seeing
two different chefs. I mean, it really did not intend
to happen. It felt like I'm trolling for chefs I
promised you. I mean I didn't want to believe that
then when they were saying, you know, ladies love of
free meal. But that seems like you're running a train
on the you know, the cuisine line. I told you
(52:30):
by accident. No, it's just what she put in her
dating profile. She said she loves seafis their only pickup line. Yes,
it's a good How are your lads? I mean, I
don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure my food is better.
Oh that's a little throwdown, So you're not you're not
intimidated by the other chef that possibly could be cooking
(52:52):
better than you, Todd, I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I
didn't know, Laurie. I didn't know you were you were
seeing someone else. I mean I thought we were just
having a date. I didn't know there's anyone else in
the picture. Well, like, I'm my dating app and I'm
meeting different people and trying to get out of my
comfort zone. But like, are you saying you're not meeting
anybody else? I mean no, I'm not. I mean, I'm
(53:13):
you know, I try to focus my attention on one person.
I'm not, you know, disrespecting what you're doing. But heads
up would be nice. Hey, I eat at a different
guy's house every night of the week, just letting me
know and then I know. I mean, look, I get it,
like we just met, we've only been on one date.
But no, I'm not I'm not seeing anybody. It would
(53:33):
just be nice to know what you're doing. Yeah, so
where do you stand with the other guy? It's like
I said, it's out on my comfort zone. So I'm
just kind of trying to sew with it. I bet
mister Enchilada's didn't use as many candles in his apartment. Yeah,
the candles, you know, So that's one point for Todd,
but he may have paired it with a fresh margarita.
We're tied one to one now, keeping store. Can I
(53:56):
ask an important question, all food aside, personality wise, who
do you like more? No? One could be funnier, that's
all in all serious? Is they're really both great guys?
Are Can you just share the wealth a little bit
(54:16):
like Alexis needs? Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an
idea that's kind of unique. All right, I propose that Laurie,
you and the Mexican chef get together and go over
to Todd's place and have Todd cook for both of you.
Then Todd, you and Laurie get together and go over
(54:39):
to mister Mexican chef's place. Look, I'm not trying to
get involved in a thrupple. Yeah, I'm all about this alright. Okay,
suddenly you were uncomfortable just two men separately, and now
you want them all in the same room. Bye on
for a week. Why don't we have both chefs come
(54:59):
to our student cook for all, concluding Lorie, we can
all do a vote. I'm not making out with him.
I don't care. I was some tacos. We'll kiss him
for it. I'm willing to some good shrimp. But we
would like you to get back together with Todd, Lorie,
and we would pay for you to meet up again. Yeah,
I would really like that. I would like it if
(55:21):
he's okay. Well for a second day. I was happy
to hear that she was a little shy on the
couch because I was also a little nervous. So maybe
we could get out closer. Oh there you go. I
mean that's the thing about the couch. It's harder to
get closer to the Mexican chef because of all the
beans and everything involved. Oh wow, that's what all the
scented candles in his room are four. Yeah, like whatever
(55:43):
you do not lift the blanket up the less looking
Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing
up right now suggesting I dress up as one of
the chefs and make out with both of them. I
don't sleeve at all. Actually, wait, that's not the tech sport.
I wrote that down on this piece of pie. The
(56:06):
show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brook said,
I am interested in getting an update from those two.
But yeah, it's certainly think texts coming on pieces of
we're going old fashioned. You know, we have the technology
of year isn't great. You know, once the dust settles
and dinner time rolls around, she's going to be over
at her place thinking don't want Mexican or do they
(56:29):
want to tell him to know? Tough choice, but a
great choice for real, and she's gonna get it cooked
from both of food critic. Yeah, either way, she wins,
And we want to help you win in your dating life.
Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling
you back. If you want to check out any of
our second date updates, go listen to them up online
(56:51):
at Brooke and Jeffrey dot com. Brooke and Jeffrey in
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a new player on line number five to take you
on Brook. Her name is Courtney from Snowhomish and Courtney
she was honest. She said she's a little bit intimidated
(57:58):
to play you because she thinks that you're smart and
has quote way more life experience, so that may play
to your advantage. Courtney, Welcome to the showy wisdom is
it and about being smarter. It's just about lasting longer,
but just living. And even as they said it, I
(58:19):
sort of regretted it. Yeah, how old are you, Courtney?
I'm thirty. Out of here then, I know. That's why
I regretted it. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, Brook's gonna
take her jealousy outside. And while that happens, you know,
the game works. Courtney. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
(58:41):
outright to win. Are you ready? Oh yeah, I'm ready.
Here we go. Time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a
birthday today. Is he in his eighties or nineties? He
is in his nineties? What city will host the twenty
twenty three Major League Baseball All Star Game? It was
sorry the majority of the world Cinnamon comes from, which
(59:03):
consonant Asia, which which was crushed by a house in
the movie Wizard of Oz and the Big Bad Witch. Steinway, Fizzoli,
and Yamaha are all popular makers of what instruments? Oh, saxophone,
oh piano, piano. We will accept that answer for you, Courtney.
(59:27):
Brooke is coming back in the studio with all of
her wisdom in years of experience, and Courtney, while she's
coming in, tell everyone an interesting fact that the world
needs to know about you. Um my dream. If I
could do anything, I would, Um, I would have a
puppy sanctuary. Oh yeah, beetle like older dogs are those
(59:49):
kind of grosser? No? No, aes okay, yeah, he aged
out of this sau sorry talking. You know, all the dogs.
I would just love to have like a big field
and a big farm and have all the all the
dogs there. And how many dogs do you own? I
(01:00:12):
own two? All right, you're on your way. Yeah, yeah,
I know I'm hitting there. Yeah. It's a lot of
poop to pick up though, for like a thousand dogs. Yeah. Yeah,
you just leave it out on the farm. Yeah, I
guess every farm you gotta watch where you step. Yeah,
it's just kind of farm rules. Yeah, get your boots
(01:00:33):
on when you visit Courton. Yes, Brooke, Europe, are you ready? Yeah?
Your time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a birthday today.
Is he in his eighties or nineties? Nineties? What city
will host the two thousand, twenty three Major League Baseball
All Star Game? Oh, the All Star Game, Seattle? The
majority of the world cinnamon comes from which continent? Ooh Asia?
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Which which was crushed by a house in the movie
The Wizard of Oz, Wicked, Witch of the West, Steinway, Fizzoli,
and Yamaha are all popular makers of what is ASL
stands for what form of communication? Got our answers? And
we're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you
did with Jose. When I saw you across the room,
(01:01:16):
I thought you were a prostitute. I am coordneys asking
that Cordney, you get three correct today? Solid? That is
solid and brook yep, you got fine. Been showing the
(01:01:36):
life experience wins out once again. I'm sorry, Courtney. Let's
go over the answers here. William Shatner has a birthday.
He is in his nineties, turning ninety two years old.
He's amazing, he looks amazing. I really like him. The
city that's going to host the twenty twenty three Major
League Baseball Star Game it's only gonna cost like twenty
(01:01:57):
thousand dollars. I think the tickets are are he sold out,
so there's no chance. Even the majority of the world
cinnamon comes from Asia, from Sri Lanka and India specifically,
the witch that was crushed by a house in the
Wizard of Oz is the Wicked Witch of the East.
The Wicked Witch of the West is the one that
Dorothy fights for the entire movie. It's hard to remember
(01:02:19):
when you just ask, Yeah, which Stunway, Fazzoli, Yamaha. Those
are all makers of pianos, and ASL stands for American
Sign Language. So Courtney unfortunately can't donate one hundred dollars
to your future dog farm. But what we can do
is just for playing. Give you a pair, no, a
four pack of Adam tickets to John Wick chapter four,
(01:02:41):
Win or Lose. It's his way out john Wick chapter four.
It is only in theaters and Imax starting March twenty fourth.
She could take a friend and her two dogs. Take
the dogs. The dog got killed in the first one.
I wouldn't. That's why they're into it, you know. It's
like murder mystery, Like murder, humans are into Hey, maybe
maybe a horror film for them. Yeah, you enjoy it, Courtney.
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All right, Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much.
Yeah you Courtney, You love your energy. Yeah, thanks for replying.
We're gonna be back and do Win Brooks Buck same
time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's a Burke and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
(00:02):
love reading the reviews. But Jeffrey, your mom left us
three stars. What the well, she has a point, it's
not that good. Oh listen, could you make up for that?
Please leave us five? Is that too needy? Maybe? But
the full show starts right now. Yeah. This is weird
and a little unnerving. But a lady named Laura Lamb
walked into a Costco a few days ago, went over
(00:25):
into the dessert area and saw something that she's never
seen before. I don't know if you know much about Costco,
but they don't do a big pre promote on anything. No,
you just have to know. And the Costco insiders right now,
I'm sorry, I am on all the feats. I have
all the algorithms. Oh yeah, it's like they're underground world.
(00:47):
They get thousands of views. They go in They're like,
you have to see they have this now, and I'm like,
oh my god, they have that. I have to go
yea because it'll just show up all of a sudden
in a store one day and then the next day
it's gone. So what Laura saw, she did a TikTok
on and it's been viewed over five million times. Is
the newest dessert obsession, A five pound peanut butter chocolate
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cream pie. Oh and it's just as big as they're
pumpkin pies. Same, ye are so good. The pumpkin pies
are six ninety nine and apparently the pumpkin pies are
actually bigger. Oh they are. But the peanut butter chocolate
pi is heavier and costs nineteen dollars. And the whole
(01:37):
internet is losing their minds over this because here's the
description of it. If you want to get a taste
in your mouth. It's got a buttery Graham cracker crust cracker,
one layer of peanut butter mouse, one layer of chocolate mouse,
with a final dusting of Graham cracker crumbs around the edge.
So it's fluffy, crumbly and soft and five pounds of it.
(02:01):
Give me all, yes me. You know it's scary. I
think I could actually eat this in one city. Oh,
I know. It's not a challenge. It's not a challenge.
That's a Cameraady Brook needs an afternoon snack to five
pound pie. Oh my god. The other issue Costco is
running into is hundreds of people are now calling and
emailing them every day trying to find out where these
(02:23):
pies are if they have any in stock, and all
Costco says is it could take a couple of weeks
for it to be distributed around the country, right because
some costcos have some things, other costcos have other days.
One day it could randomly be in a store that
you're at. The next day it will be totally gone
thanks to your entire car is filled with five pound pies.
(02:45):
Just pandemic. We're hoarding charlet paper. We're now we're hod
chocolate peanut butter moose pies. I'm reselling three hundred pounds
of it on your Get that now, let's get into
your shot collar. Question of the day, send it out
over to digital. Jake is going to give us a
five pound Graham crusted trivia question put in. We got
(03:05):
a text into seven eight five nine two saying, hey,
when you play that game cap or no cap when
it's Brooks turn, are you sure everything's on the up
and up? What do you mean? Yeah? The texture goes
on to say they notice brook takes the longest to
answer every single question. Really, she pauses when she's not
sure and usually goes on some nonsensical rant about her childhood.
(03:30):
All the while she's holding her phone under the desk
so her husband Michael has time to google The answers
that what you're doing, Michael? I love him very much,
but he would never be my lifeline in a well. Ever,
while company management has been alerted to this potential cheating scale,
(03:53):
in the meantime, we asked that brook plays with both
her hands in the air and her eyes closed. They
just don't care. Please see us from doing that. It's
a new edition of Cap or No Cap, starting with broke.
Her hands were in the air and her eyes are
closed off. Wasn't even can't see that well is full
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of secrets, Brook, Yes, there were exactly eight people stranded
on Gilligan's Island, cap or No Cap? God, Oh, there's
Marianne and the skipper, one couple, two single ladies, skipper
too millionaire. I can't give us six. I'm gonna go cap,
(04:42):
Brooks says, cap and that's cap. We're seven people, seven Billigan,
the Skipper, Ginger, Marianne, the two Howls, and the professor.
Shout out to Brooks husband for texting her the micheland.
It doesn't even know what it is I not even
(05:05):
for Jose. Okay, starfish do not have blood, cap or
no capting. Well, when you see a live like helpy starfish,
they're like plump and they have color, and then when
you see them, you know, I'll dried up on the ocean.
They're not. I've always assumed that there was blood in
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life to make them plum. This is a dumb thing.
But isn't there blood of some sort in every living thing?
Or am I wrong? I mean animals in SpongeBob. I've
never seen Patrick lead before. I think that one's pretty accurate.
What would it be like seawater circulating I don't know.
(05:49):
I don't have time to figure it out. I'm gonna
say cap. Jose said cap, And it's no caps exactly right,
that you seawater to circulate nutrients. Ok Her husband is texting,
all tell him to stop. Let's do Jeffrey next. Okay, Jeff,
No birds can fly backwards, cap or no cam? Uh Yeah,
(06:12):
I already know this one. Hummingbirds can fly backwards. There
is yes, I wouldn't be too quick to say that. Yeah,
he's right, he's right. So that's that's cap. Jeff says
cap that's cap. Humming bird can fly backwards over For Alexis,
there's at least one McDonald's on every continent on Earth,
cap or no cap. Oh, I don't know continents are there. Yes,
(06:37):
I was hoping no one would ask that. I feel
like there's McDonald's. I think there's even one in like
Antarctica or something there. I'm pretty sure, like I think
they're you may be right everywhere. So I'm gonna say blizzards.
That would be Jerry Queen. Yeah, mc flurry. Okay, I'm
gonna say that's no cat. Alex says no cap, and
(06:59):
that that's cap. No McDonald's in an articles there is
a station there, but I figured nuggets, but there's fourteen penguins.
Moving on to the next round, back to Brook. Okay, Brook.
Hot water freeze is faster than cold water cap or
no cap. That is cap. Brook says cap and it's
no cap. Molecules are in motion, are likely to stay
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in motion, so warm water freeze is quicker. That means, Jeffrey,
you didn't get any wrong today, all right, Well for
not knowing the McDonald's trivia, I think Alexis deserves to
take a shock today. I mean understanding the molecules I
need to look at. And while Alexis gets shocks, she's
going to be singing closer by the chain smokers. So baby,
(07:48):
pull me closer in the backseat of your romer. I
know you can afford by that tattoo on your shoulder.
That's your shot. Color question of the day, Brook Jeffrey
in the morning. Now, I've learned from watching spy and
cop movies that there's ways to get information out of
people when they don't want to talk. Put in the
(08:11):
room with a bright light. Yep, blow cigar smoke right
into their face. Play good cop, bad cop to try
and earn their trust ye or my experience, play bad cop,
even batter cop. Oh, officer, I don't know if these
handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe you should press me up
against the two way mirror and rough me up a
(08:33):
little bit. Tell me again what happens to a pretty
boy like me? Naughty cop and co best parking ticket
I ever got? And you know, I may need to
use some of those tactics on my co host here.
When I asked them what's on their mind? Will they talk?
Or am I have to go into super naughty cop
(08:56):
we're gonna find out coming up in our life. We
do a lot of lip kisses, some nose kisses, but
never any eyeball kisses. Salty, I mean, have all the
things to touch together on our faces, eyeballs seems the
most intimate. The only thing more affectionate than that is
(09:21):
touching our thoughts together with a brain kiss during What's
on your Mind, where we go around the room and
get extra sloppy sharing thoughts with each other, starting with
book Brook, What's on your mind? Oh my god. So
we have been talking to my family about like song meetings,
like the messaging of the song. Yeah, like the kids right.
(09:42):
And so we're in the car and we're listening to
the radio and you know that song players by us, Yeah,
Coil and Roy, And she says in it, she says
because girls as players too, and then the B word
and then getting money all the round the world. You're
listening to this with your children radio? Yeah, Pa, I
know I talk you're talking about It's on the radio
all the time. So Nora in the back seat goes, Mom,
(10:04):
what do you think this song means? I'm well, um,
and my head spinning, and I'm like, what's about like dating,
you know, and she goes, I don't think so, and
I'm like, oh my god, righto, and she goes, I
think it's about girls can play soccer too. Yeah, she's right, Yeah,
(10:29):
that's it. And she goes and I think that the
maha part is about how girls should be paid equally
to boys. Yes. Yeah, it was just so sweet and
so endearing. Yeah that's right, that's right. So co Leroy,
thank you, pay too, Norah breakdown, baby got back? What
(10:51):
does that one mean? I got your back? Well? I
worked on the doctor recently to check on my blood
sugars time. And I walk into the main lobby and
there's a male nurse wearing scrubs and he stops in
his tracks and he's like, oh my god, are you
will say that? And I'm like, yeah, you know, and
then he says, bro, I love your show dog and
(11:16):
you guys in the lobby of a medical of of
a hospital, or you embarrassed? No. He starts swearing like oh,
He's like, bro you blee oh man blah blah blah.
He was so excited. So I go to the like
the room they want me to wait in, and guess
who comes in to take my le my new buddy
(11:37):
might yeah, And I can't tell if he's just like
super nervous or if he's just new, because he's going
down this list of questions that I've never really been
asked before, and then he got the questions are getting
weirder and weirder to eventually he's asking if I'm on
birth control, if you're on control, and I'm like, is
(11:57):
he gonna ask if I'm pregnant? Like coming next? Eventually
he gives me a bro hug, okay, swears some more,
tell me how bleeping funny our show is. I love
it a lot of support, and then he leaves me
to wait for the doctor, and I am just like
so thrown off by this? Was that or was that not?
(12:20):
I don't understand. I've never meant anybody that actually likes
our show. This weird? It was weird. Glad you're not pregnant, Alexis,
tell us what's on your mind. So I was at
a bar and my friends over the weekend and I
was trying to get like, throughout the night, I was
getting everyone to do this little like TikTok. I wanted
to make you said to do like a dumb dance
and he had a table reserved, and this like random
(12:41):
guy had been sitting at our table for a while alone.
We didn't really notice, and then I saw him and
I asked him to do the TikTok okay, and he refused.
He was like, no, I don't want to do it,
blah blah blah. Okay, if you're gonna sit at our table,
you have to be funny. Thank you, Brooklyn. I look
at him and I said, if you're going to be
lame leaf, like do what I say, don't sit here.
I mean, that's one way to say Alexis when she drinks.
(13:02):
I didn't say. I had a kind of bad And
then you know, I get up and I go to
do my dance portion for the video, okay, like kicking
my legs, and then I noticed apparently my car. He
flew out of my pocket into the bar behind me
and was lost in the crowd. But you know who
gets it is the guy I called lane through the
(13:23):
bar and brings it back to me, and I realized
I'm the loser, not him. The TikTok dance. He actually
did do it, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
People on this show? They give me a bad time
about everything, literally, because you never give anyone a bad time,
(13:46):
especially things that they think I should be doing, like
checking my emails, reading my text messages, knowing when our
show vacations happen. How do we look forward to those?
I really end out for the entire year. So what
I'm about to say is for all those Jeffrey, I
told you so, Or because I was leaving the station
(14:09):
the other day, I was driving home and I may
or may not have been speeding, and I get pulled
over a couple problems. You know in the movies where
the officer walks up and says license and registration please,
you know they actually do that in real life. Yeah, yeah,
that's and I was not prepared. Didn't have my license
(14:35):
or my registration. Is a registration, just not in your car.
It turns out I had not re upped my registration
for about a year expire. And the officer shakes his
head and he's like, well, what about proof of insurance?
And Joe, have you never been pulled over this? Because
(14:57):
they've driven around it a little. Because I'm a perfect driver,
that's why. And yeah, I didn't have car insurance at all?
What I literally haven't purchased insurance for three years. The
registration is mostly Brook's fault, because Brooke knows that co
hosts are supposed to remind each other that one's on you.
(15:19):
As for my missing license, you get arrest. I left
that at the radio station out on a desk, just
free for the taking. So yeah, probably should have gone
to jail. Yeah, but instead this sweet officer who was
also named Jeff. Okay, you guys bonded well, and then
when I told him my name too, he didn't believe
me because I didn't have an OCA. He took pity
(15:40):
on me. He did not He'd better of giving you
a ticket, he wrote me, Thanks, Brooker. You don't have
any tickets I've had in my life that I've never
gotten out of. But I have all of those things.
He did write me a ticket for one hundred and
eighty five dollars, and he said, dude, get your life together. Yeah,
and that's the message I want a forward to everybody
in this room and to all of our listeners. Take
(16:02):
that to heart. I want you all to get your
lives together. You are a message boy. I got my
car insurance now, so it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Lots and lots of texts at seventy five nine two
with people sharing what's been on their minds, Like this
person said, what's on my mind? What do you guys
do when songs are playing in the studio or when
(16:24):
you have commercials? Jose is just always in the bathroom. Yeah, literally,
And I'm always telling book to stop posting on those
right wing extremists. So much time typing in all caps
on I have another sketchy linkaship. It's like someone's gonna
(16:46):
believe ron in seventy five nine two. On my mind,
I'm forty seven, good looking, smart and single female for
almost nine hundred days, and I think I will be
single forever unless someone's that's me up because clearly I
fail at the hunt. Oh wow, I bet there's punctuation
(17:08):
in that text message there was here. If you're a
lonely single female, I'm sure Brooke would be willing to
set you up with one of her ex's. I mean,
despite the marriage thing that I have going successfully, I
don't know if my past choices are probably what I
would wish on someone else. That's fair and another tex
seventy five nine two. Says what happens or the call
with the mom and the daughter where the mom was
(17:28):
trying to pass on her daughter's date to the little sister.
That was a second day update if you didn't know that,
it turned into an awkward Tuesday when we called the mom.
If you haven't heard that yet, go check it out
online at Brooke and Jeffrey can hear it there. We
got laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment
(17:50):
that's launching an energy drink for restaurant workers called waiter Raid.
If you see a server at Applebee's who's acting super
pat be running around wide eyed, rubbing his teeth, they're
not on meth. It's waiter Rate with laser stories. The
segment read weird news stories around the glove, just like
(18:11):
everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
other grease trapped guzzlers just don't. This first laser hits
the waiter rate. Sorry, got it. First laser stories out
of you guessed it. Florida eight plus start. Fifty two
year old guy named Clifford Edwards is a real estate
exec at a firm in Springfield, Missouri, and he was
(18:31):
apparently in town on a vacation. Okay, it sounds fun.
The other night, a couple noticed him standing near their
twenty twenty three Nissan Ultima outside of a restaurant, acting
extremely strange, so they confronted him, and when they did,
he giggled and ran away vacation. After he left, they
(18:53):
noticed he'd done more than a thousand dollars in damage
to the side of their car by scratching it up
with a used butter knife. Yes, I can't imagine. The
problem is, how would they catch him, How could they
tell the cops who did it? He was gone. Well,
Clifford left a pretty big clue behind. The couple's car
(19:15):
was parked outside of a restaurant called The Toasted Monkey,
so police assumed that's where the butter knife must have
came from. Okay, and sure enough, Clifford's name was on
the wait list. That's actually really good detective work. They
had his phone number and that's how cops tracked him down,
and when they did, he admitted to everything and described
(19:36):
it as a Springbreak mistakes. All the middle aged people
at spring Break in Florida. Have you seen the pictures
everybody's going through? Like I haven't noticed that? And then
my second thought was, God, that sounds fun. Yeah, they
arrested him for felony criminal mischief. His wife had to
(19:58):
come bail him out. I'm sure that was a super
fun conversation. This next laser story is out of Saskatchewan.
If you didn't know, the capital city of Saskatchewan is Regina,
and the Tourism board is The Tourism boards catching heat
after deciding to lean in on the obvious joke that
(20:19):
people make about it, they launched a new ad campaign
last week with a few slogans that aren't subtle at all.
If you're going to be named that you have to
One is show us your Regina better watch out. I
may follow up on that. Another one the city released
(20:42):
was titled Regina the City that rhymes with Fun. They
also changed the name of their group, which used to
be Tourism Regina and now it's Experienced Regina. Finally, I
love a Regina positive message. Yeah, a lot of Proud
(21:03):
residents didn't find the rebrand funny, or at least they
don't want their proud city represented that way, so it's
already been canceled. The restaurant chain Pink Taco has to
open too far CEO is a guy named Tim Reid
who was very proud of the campaign at first, but
(21:26):
after receiving so much backlash in just a few days,
he publicly apologized and told the reporter he was trying
to own the joke, but obviously went way too far
with it. It sounds like his job might be in jeopardy.
Sallackville down the street. This next laser story is out
of what in the wheat grass is going on. Usually
(21:50):
when there's an Uber Eats mystery, it's a missing item
or an entire missing order, but one neighborhood in California
is dealing with the opposite problem. It's an area called
Highland Park and for some reason, they've been receiving mysterious
Uber Eats deliveries for the past month the whole city neighborhood.
(22:11):
We're talking dozens of bags of fast food, chicken, sandwiches, tacos, milkshakes, pastries, coffee,
and more. Someone tried to fatten them up. After some investigation,
they found no one there is placing any of these orders.
In fact, some of the recipients don't even have an account.
They just keep coming. O. God, if you're selling your house,
(22:32):
that would be a real perk to put on the list. Yeah,
at first it was just a random surprise, but the
street's been getting more than a dozen deliveries a day,
and so they've been looking for places to donate the
food now. And if you're wondering, some brave residents say
they have eaten some of the mystery meals. Yeah, donate
(22:53):
it to my mouth. According to a news report, there
are a lot of vegetarians in the area and they're
asking the Mystery center to please order more salads. Yeah,
there's like a whole happy community here, but there's like
one sad guy who can't figure this app out, who's like,
why do I never get my orders? Uber Eats has
also opened an investigation and they flagged a few accounts,
(23:15):
but still unclear. One person's like, Hey, I live at
fifteen ten and I'm gluten free. His next laser story
is out of Social Media Central, what's the top thing
people overshare on Facebook or Instagram? Sicknesses? Political view? New
Paul looked into it, and the number one answer probably
(23:37):
isn't going to surprise you, but the rest are kind
of interesting. Here's the top things that we overshare online? Okay,
Number seven relationship stuff. I would if I have one,
you would? I mean, you still share it. It's just
about how you don't have. If you have a relationship
things going on, get a room people, and don't over
(24:00):
care about it. Don't listen to these haters. You're in
love poster significant. Number six wealth. Oh anything about money
or expensive possessions that seems braggy is just to know.
I rather see that than relationships on my feed. Honestly,
I feel like people who are bragging probably don't have
any money. Oh, you're bragging about it. Number five is
(24:23):
accomplishments that was probably fueled by jealousy. But still do
we have to see you holding up a trophy for
best long care in your neighborhood Like that'd be pretty
exciting love. Honestly, it would be a huge honor for
my Facebook post to a t Number four kids. We
(24:45):
love kids, but there's so many photos of them. Some
people say limited to just three pictures a year, and
I saw on their birthday. Yeah, no, their birthday and
then when they graduate. Number three bodily functions. If you're
posting about your bathroom habits, please stop. Yes. Number two food, Yes,
(25:11):
you say that's all yours. If you can't get enough
food posts, go check out video of Jose eating at
restaurants and moaning the entire time. Yeah, no I do.
I loving the food video. The number one thing we
are overseeing being posted online are Jose called it political views. Yea,
(25:34):
all of it. I hate all of it. I don't
go to what side you're on. I hate all of you.
Go to both sides. You post the opposite view and
watch the crazy. So no government whatsoever, that's your government.
Fifty three percent of us think people overshare about politics online.
This guy doesn't post enough, though, probably because he's too
(25:55):
busy messing around with politician shoes. Actually, this sound was
taken directly from Lindsay Graham's low First he was lobbying
with it. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
time on Friday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Guilty pleasures. Look,
(26:16):
we all have them, okay, whether that's drinking pickle juice
straight from the jar, or watching reruns of Blues Clues
as an adult, or huffing magic markers in the break
room while blasting ts. So don't do that. Terrible. Do
(26:38):
you think if it makes you happy, you shouldn't feel
ashamed about it? Well, unless your guilty pleasure happens to
be cheating on your significant other. Can't really endorse that
one I learned from episode thirteen of Blues Clues when
mister Salt cheats on Missus Pepper, would senor Rita Paprika
infidelity is bad, not say that that actually happens. So
(27:03):
if if cheating is your guilty pleasure, prepared to be
exposed for it. In a brand new edition of Busted
that's coming up at seven, texts bad boyfriends and girlfriends.
They thought they could get away with them, but now
(27:26):
they're about to get busted. It's time for the segment
that taught Adam Levine how to send weird flirty text
mess Oh sorry, damn, you're banging body makes my brain
say hunka hunka. I believe that that's an actual one.
Wait for that one to get leaked. It's Busted, where
(27:48):
listeners share the cringey ways they've caught their exes cheating
on them. We've got a few listeners ready to tell
us how they caught their dumb exes doing their best
Adam Levine Impressions, starting with Jennifer, tell us how you
busted your significant other? I? Uh so, my new boyfriend
of one month he got me into a bike riding,
which I was not really a bike rider. Okay, cool,
(28:11):
And we were out one day when all of a sudden,
this car started honking behind us, and like, we're both
in the bike lane, but this car just keeps following us,
like laying on the horn, not like beep beepep, but
like beep you know what I mean? Good? Yeah, And
(28:31):
they wouldn't stop, and like it was aggressive, and I
was like, Okay, maybe it's somebody's road rage. Maybe I'm
just taking it personally and it's not even for us,
but it definitely was. After like ten minutes of this,
who was it? Did you find out? Yeah, all of
a sudden, this woman unrolled her window and throws a
banana pillo at my boyfriend. I thought bike riding was
(29:01):
ar thing. Oh I know. It got really messy after
that because she got out of the car and she
tried to fight me. You're not the problem. Why I
understand that? Get it? Did you hit her with a
bike pump? No? I took the banana peal I just
threw it back at her. It was like, stupid. I've
(29:22):
never been in a fight before, but clearly I wouldn't
recommend another one to move. Yeah I know. But it
turns out he had not but two, but three girlfriends
all at once, and wow, busy guy and bike riding
was his like quirky, cute thing to do with all
of us. Yea, let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell us
(29:49):
how you busted your sign of another. Yeah. So for
a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend, she keeps asking
me like fix things around the apartment. Okay, You're like,
that's why we have a landlord. Yeah, well right, right,
So I kept putting it off, you know, saying like,
you know, I'm going to get back to it. I'll
get back with and she didn't know, like I actually
kept a list of like all the things that needed
(30:10):
to repair. So, you know, and you guys were living together,
right it was your apartment too, No no, no no, no
no no, we lived separately. Oh okay, okay, So one
Saturday I was like, all right, didn't how much going on?
So I figured I'd finally go and do it. So
I let myself into her place because actually she was
out of town. Well, she told me she was going
to be out of town, and you know, I went
to like one of the windows that she'd been complaining about,
(30:33):
but it was like already fixed. And then I went
to her bedroom, you know, because I fix the closet door,
and I opened it and there's a guy in there,
completely naked with a tool belt on someone. Where are
you there by? She called it too, I'm just curious.
So my girlfriend was behind it and was like telling
(30:54):
me that it was my fault that she had to
hire someone and that person ended up being hot. Did
you apologize to her for that? No? We got time
for Tanya. Tell us how you busted yourseon to begin other. Okay,
(31:16):
So my girlfriend and I were going to Paris for
a vacation and she wanted to learn French. Yeah, so
she had these cards with words taped around the house
to help her learn. Yeah. Yeah. So one day I'm
on my laptop and I'm wondering what do these words
and phrases mean. So I put it in Google Translate
(31:37):
and and they were like all really flirty and some
were kind of inappropriate. Yeah, but it's French. That's basically
you just ask me my name. So I confront her
and said, why are you practicing talking about your panties
and French? Who? Yeah? Yeah, what'll she say? She breaks
(32:00):
down and she finally tells me after we are talking
about it for a while, and she tells me that
she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre. Oh yeah, god,
So how was the trip? Yeah, it was great. I
went by myself, okay, yeah, and you knew how to
(32:21):
say panties in the French, so exactly. Yeah, I'll be
out a great trip anyway, I did. I did make
sure to hit up our text board at seven eighty
five to nine too. If you have a funny story
about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be
on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up
(32:41):
right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Nobody
is more excited for today's phone tap than Alexis. Oh,
we call a guy who not only applied to be
on the show Love Island, but he's actually gotten an
email from the producer saying they've seen his video in
her seriously considering him for the next season, and we're
(33:05):
gonna mess with his hopes centuries Well, so I mean,
he's already excited about it, but today we're gonna reach
out with even better news because a newer, hotter reality
show just got greenlit, and we're gonna tell him that
we're moving him from Love Island to a different island.
You're gonna find out which one it is in your
(33:25):
phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello. Hey, this
is Flint Douche. I'm the casting director. This is Chase. Yeah, yeah,
this is Chase. Hey, what's up, Chase? None of what's
going on? Man? Not good? Not much, man. I think
you got our email that we sent about you being
(33:47):
considered for the next season of Love Island. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally Yeah. You ready to be a star. My guy,
shut up. No way, way, dude. The people at Paramount
are pumped, the producers, the other casting director. We all
think you might be the perfect fit. Yeah no, I
know I'm the perfect fit. Okay, man, dude, I love
(34:10):
that confidence. But it's not for sure yet. But it
is looking good. This is so insane. Look, even though
you applied for Love Island, I'm gonna let you know
you were actually selected for a hotter, even sexier spinoff.
Oh damn. Okay, okay, all right, Yeah, what is it?
What is it? Yeah, it's called dad Bod Island. What what? Yeah,
(34:36):
Dad boughd Island like Love Island, but thicker. Uh Is
this a joke, dude, No, no joke. It's a real show.
Studios are real excited for. It's gonna launch I think
in the fall. Okay, I'm not good for that show.
I don't have a dad bought. I work out a lot. Look,
don don't want you to take that the wrong way
(34:58):
with dad bods are in right now. Okay, Seth Rogan,
he's the new Brad Pitt. He's gonna be people's sexiest person. Listen,
I don't I don't want to offend you. I appreciate
you reach it out and stuff, but I don't have
a dad bod. Dude. That's just how it is. Okay. Oh,
that's the ultimate sound bite right there. We're gonna need
you to say that right when you step off the
(35:19):
plane in Paradise. I don't have a dad Bud man. No,
that's TV gold right there. No, no, no, I'm stepping
off the plane on on Love Island. I know. Dad
Bought Island's got you written all over it. No, listen,
listen to me. If I if I go ahead with this,
people are gonna be trolling me on social media non stop,
my friends, my family. Okay, Jim Bros. Listen what happens? Listen, Chase,
(35:44):
you don't know anything about this show yet. Like, if
you want a million people on your Insta watching you
eat a dozen e clares? No, Like, what's the difference.
You're still famous? What are you talking about. I'm not
gonna be eating a clares on TV. I'm gonna be
showing off my body that I work really hard on. Okay,
I'm sure your calves are probably sculpted. Like, that's great.
My everything is sculpted. My guy, I've seen the photos.
(36:07):
Whatever you're doing, you could do whatever you want. Just
don't change the middle. That's the perfect tone. I mean
it as a compliment. Forget it, bro forget it. Well,
you're not interested anymore? Yeah? I was interested when it
was for Love Island, because that's what I applied for,
not for some stupid fatty show Dad Bodland of Paradise. Okay,
(36:28):
I'm not doing it. It's called dad Bod Island. You
gotta say it right. It's trademarked and like I said before,
studios love the idea. They've already greenlit season two. Dad
Bob Diner, Dad Bod Diner, A dozen dudes with dad bods,
all living in a diner eating whatever the hell they want.
They live in the diner. Yeah, there's not even hot
ladies there. It's just about the dads. That downs horrible.
(36:51):
Why would I want to live in a diner with
dudes and no chicks were all fat? Exactly? It is horrible.
It's a total train wreck that no one's gonna want
to turn away from the ratings bonanza. No, No, you're wrong, dude,
You're wrong. Dude, you're wrong. Which one of us is
in the entertainment industry? You were me? I'm trying to
get in there is throwing my hot bod into love
(37:13):
Island because I know it would work. No correction, your
dad bought onto the island of dad buds. Listen, And
I know you worked for like the TV and whatever,
but like, I will fight you. I will straight up
fight you if you keep saying that about are you
really bummed because of the show changer because of what
your roommate Tarik did? What are you talking about? What
did Tara was Tarik had to do with this. Tarik
(37:33):
told me you got a letter from Love Island, so
he wanted me to call and prank you. What my
real name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, man, dude,
I'm sorry. Unfortunately, Dad Bought Island isn't a real thing,
not yet. Oh my god, no, I hope it's never
(37:57):
a thing. Are you kidding me? I don't want to
see you. Oh my god, you don't God, what's wrong
with Dad boughd Island? Is it worser better than Dad
Bob Diner? Dad Bud Diner? I couldn't believe exactly. See,
you're interested? You want to watch, don't you? No? Go up?
(38:18):
Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning. If the people in this room
were on a date and going to show off their
sexiest talent, we know Jose would probably bust out ten
of his best celebrity impersonations all in under a minute.
I immediately, I mean immediately, I would Yeah, sexy, don't try.
(38:45):
I was gonna give you a chance. Oh well, alexis
would probably take a cocktail napkin off the bar and
fashion it into an instant crop top that's too big,
And Brooke would demonstrate how her elkmating call can attract
any man from up to seven miles away. Wow, I
(39:10):
did that with my mouth. If that doesn't get you
in the mood, nothing will. Yeah, you're about to get
trampled if you didn't get all this Luckily for one
of our listeners, he says his sexy talent is way
more attractive than all of ours combined. Well, he got
the chance to show it off to his date. Was
(39:31):
it maybe too much for her to handle? I feel
that we're about to find out when we do your
brand new second date books you made on your own time.
Oh no, now there's men swarming to the studio and
a couple of we haven't work cut out for your
(39:57):
second date. Update next second Brooke. If a guy offers
to cook for you on a first date, yeah, is
that a sexy move? Or are you thinking, Ah, he's
trying too hard. I don't like it. No, I love it?
You do? Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook?
Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he
(40:17):
comes out to the table with the best hot pocket
that you have ever tasted it, and he's made it
look pretty too by put in a colorful toothpick flag.
All right, don't you marry that? If he cut in half?
How do I still put my mouth on it? Yeah?
We've heard some home cook meals go very well on
(40:38):
this segment, so I'm not so well. We're going to
find out how it went for one of our listeners
named Todd, who said he cooked for his date the
other night and now he needs our help. Todd, what's
up man? Welcome to the show. Hey, how are you doing?
Did you go with the og ham and cheese? Because
that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and
cheese all day. Yeah, that's more of a lunch just
(40:59):
for me. Okay, Hey, Todd, can I ask are you
a good cook? Because I think the effort of cooking,
whether you're good or bad, is is sexy to ladies.
But are you like a chef or something? Now I
wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked in a
kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like really really
good at italing dishes. That's pretty much it. But like
(41:20):
it works well? I mean I cook a mean shrimp alfredo. Okay,
are we just going to talk about his food? Are
we talking about his dad? Can we? I do want
to just talk about the culinary side of it, but
we should focus on the girl that you went out with.
What's her name? It was Laurie. Laurie and I'm guessing
you went with the shrimp alfredo. Did you talk that up?
(41:42):
It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her
bio she had put like her favorite foods, it's seafood, right,
Oh nice? And so you know, you got to have
a good opening line. So actually my opening line was is, hey,
so you like seafood? Just say you know, my shrimp
alfredo is a real catch. Do you like that, Alexis?
I don't like trim Alfredo's on the wrong person? Ask Okay,
(42:04):
so you know Alexis just wants a bank statement. That's
the first text, and then she'll make a decision from there.
You should have followed up with I'm just being krill
with you. It's possible to overdo it though. Did she
like it? Yeah? I mean she gave a little LLL
and and then we were texting for like a week. Oh,
it was really it was really flirty and really good
(42:27):
and invited her over to prove it, you know, and
she was down. Yeah, it means a lot like I
feel like when people go to someone's house on a
first date when they meet on an app. That's why
it's so clutch that you guys chatted for a week
before she agreed to do that. I trust each other
a little bit. How did it go well? I thought
it went really well. I was really nervous because I
(42:48):
really liked I thought she was really cute. You know.
I did maybe go a little above him. I lit
a lot of candles in the house, and you know,
when she showed up, she knowed just like, oh are
we doing a seance? And I was like that what
she said? That hysterical? Yeah, it's like you didn't bring
the weiji board. No, no, no wegie board. I was
(43:10):
just like I just told I was like, oh, I
was just trying to set the atmosphere, you know, raising
the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was she cool? No? Yeah?
She was cool, you know. And Uh, I had a
fresh garlic bread that I had made garlic bread. Bro
was the food ready when she got there? Did you
guys cook it? Together. No, No, the way I set
(43:31):
it up, it was basically like halfway done because I
kind of did want to finish cooking the meal, you know,
while she was there. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I yeah.
I served her the food and it was good, and
she said she liked the food. I was like, I said,
that was really nervous. I felt like, at thinking back,
I may have been asking about the food too much.
(43:52):
You know, when you're like, oh, how it is good,
and then like five minutes later, oh, can you taste
the fresh basil? You know, it's kind of like a
needy waiter at the last minutes, like are you sure? Okay,
what do you guys do after dinner? After dinner, we
sat down on the couch for a movie and it
was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as I wanted
(44:13):
to be on the couch, but I thought it was
a first date, you know, when she just screwed over
a little bit. It's your couch. That's kind of awkward though.
Once you're sitting and then you move over, you like
you have to do it right as the sitting happens.
I like to slowly in show them, like every a minute,
you just slide like a little bit closer until she
(44:33):
doesn't even realize all of a sudden she's in your arms.
She that's not the movie you went with though, Nah. No,
I mean I was a little nervous to be hot,
and you know I sat down first, and she kind
of sat down where she wasn't gonna sit down. Oh yeah,
that's a good call. Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit
(44:54):
on the opposite end of the couch, but she wasn't
like in my lap work touching at all. Yeah, no,
we weren't. No, Well, I mean, how did it end?
How did the night end? Well, when the movie was over, Okay,
she stayed for the whole after she wanted to like
have another glass of wine and talked a little more
about Right after the movie was over, she was like,
I gotta go. Yeah, and I did kind of feel
(45:15):
like there was a little bit of a drop off,
you know, and that like it the light was definitely over,
and so she went home. And that's why I'm talking
to you guys. You know, it's just been um, very
very sporadic communication. The energy that I mean, she's still
kind of texting me, but I just feel like it's
totally different now. I don't know what went wrong. I
(45:36):
mean the food. I know the food was great, but
and I was a little nervous. Yeah, your nervous energy
maybe got the best of you. This could just be
a classic case of what a lot of girls admit to,
which is they just wanted a free meal. If a
guy off a free fresh cooked meal, you don't sit
through a yeah went on too long, like you ate
a bunch of alfredo and you're laying on a couch
(45:56):
for two hours. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I've heard
of being friend zoned before, but chef zone. Maybe you
got put in the chef zone. We'll find out when
we call her and get your second date update right
after this. All right, all right, second Italian food, fine wine,
(46:17):
and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the
couch while watching the Goonies? Did you find out something
about the movie that we didn't know? No, I made
an assumph. I wasn't sure that, Jeff, And you know
now that I'm saying it. What would have been a
better move, todd as if you had bought a smaller
couch so that physically couldn't sit that far away from him? Actually,
(46:39):
really smart? Two seats. Why they call him love seats.
He just slaps his knee, all right, plenty of room.
But that's because Todd invited a woman named Laurie over
to his place recently to show off his cooking skills,
which he thought went pretty well. But after their date,
Laurie's not texting him as much as she was before.
Could it be that you're famous? Shrimp Alfredo was so
(47:02):
delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma, And
now she's just on her couch sleeping it off for
a long time, for a week. It's that tasty. Yeah,
what do you think they're Todd? Oh yeah, maybe us
compliment if you think about it. Yeah, it was really good. Well,
we'll find out. But we do want you to send
us a sample to the studio, just so that we
(47:22):
can be sure. It's called you Gotta come over, You
gotta come over. I do it at my house with
all the candles and everything. I don't know. The candle
seem to be like that may be one of the
things that went wrong. She did note that it could
be a seance fire Marshal and this is why is
the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this day? But we'll
(47:43):
see what she asked to say, and maybe it's none
of those things, could be something totally out of your control.
We'll call her and find out. All right, Yeah, let's see,
here we go. I'm gonna call her number right now. Hello, Hey,
is this Lorie? Yeah, well she is conscience, so we're
(48:07):
gonna have to strike that talking now. Are you asleep?
I'm away, Yeah, we're We're a radio show called Brooke
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my goodness, I know
you guys. Sorry, Hey, it should happen more often than
(48:28):
it does, so we appreciate that. I know. Oh my
goody recognizes me. Well, this is good that you listen
to us because we're doing a second date update. Prefamiliar
with that, I think so. I mean, I know your
voice is weird to talk to you on the phone,
not like sure what that is, but what's up? We're
(48:51):
trying to get a hold of you on behalf of
our listener who cooked for you the other night named
Todd Oh shrimp Alfredo guy? Yes, yeah, okay, warehouse full
of candles. Yeah, there were a lot of kidels Like
I'm like, is this guientist Santaria? I don't know nobody.
(49:12):
From the way that you're talking, it sounds like maybe
you like Todd. Yeah, I like he's really nice. It's
just I feel we're talking about this on the radio.
Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all
in the same boat here. Everything you say is on
the radio, jap. But obviously Todd reached out to us
because he's feeling a little bit confused that in the
week following your date the communications kind of dried up. Yeah, well, okay,
(49:37):
so it's a weird situation, Like, you know, I did
not mean that to happen, Like I'm gonna wears the
situation right now. Oh man, it's an X, isn't it.
I'm not saying this one person. I'm on a dating app,
so I'm not exclusive with anybody. You're dating multiple people
right now too. And they both happen to be chefs,
(49:58):
and I swear I did not and this happened, Like, wait,
is Todd counted in the two? Yeah? I mean you
just want to one date with him? And he told
us that he's not a professional chef, that he just
he likes to cook. Yeah, well, the other guys like
legit chef, but he likes pieces a good cook too,
So I mean I did it? Like why are you
(50:19):
not calling toddback? Though? Like, I mean, are you just
too busy with the other dude? Are you hanging out
with him more often is better? I don't really know
what to do, Like I've never been in the situation before,
and like one's really good at Italian, the other is
really good at Mexican. Name makes it a heladas. And
they were like, two dive, You're you're basing your love
(50:41):
life on how well they couldn't cook? Why are you
stopping talking to one? Keep it up? Just cheat, cheating.
I don't know what the rules are. There's no ru Yeah,
there's no rules. Alexis is right, I mean official one.
She's right, you've gone out on one date. You didn't
even sit next to him on the couch. She said,
I think you're fine. Like, I'm kind of use to
(51:03):
the dating app thing, and like for me, it's a
little strange to be dating more than one person. I
feel like I make a decision, you know what I mean,
You're not comfortable juggling multiple guys, like the women on
this show are, Yeah, they don't care. That's what even
pre dating apps, it's what dating is, right. I think
she's already thinking if she likes them both, eventually one
(51:24):
of them she'll probably become What were you waiting for
to make your choice? I don't know if they're like
some balls and they're both great cooks. I mean, you say,
way of a man's heart, rough a stomach, but you know,
oh yeah, I'm with you, girls. I have an idea.
Have you considered a real life cooking competition? Like a
chef you come over and you're like, look, boys, you're
(51:45):
cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me,
and then you yell at them, really mean, like like
it don't think it's the wrong way, but like, is
Italian the only thing you can cook? Or like you
do other cuisines? I see, okay, all right. I mean
we're talking and we're joking about this a lot, but
I do wonder how Todd feels because he's been listening
(52:07):
the entire time. Wait, Laurie, you serious, You're you're seeing
two different chefs. I mean, it really did not intend
to happen. It felt like I'm trolling for chefs I
promised you. I mean I didn't want to believe that
then when they were saying, you know, ladies love of
free meal. But that seems like you're running a train
on the you know, the cuisine line. I told you
(52:30):
by accident. No, it's just what she put in her
dating profile. She said she loves seafis their only pickup line. Yes,
it's a good How are your lads? I mean, I
don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure my food is better.
Oh that's a little throwdown, So you're not you're not
intimidated by the other chef that possibly could be cooking
(52:52):
better than you, Todd, I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I
didn't know, Laurie. I didn't know you were you were
seeing someone else. I mean I thought we were just
having a date. I didn't know there's anyone else in
the picture. Well, like, I'm my dating app and I'm
meeting different people and trying to get out of my
comfort zone. But like, are you saying you're not meeting
anybody else? I mean no, I'm not. I mean, I'm
(53:13):
you know, I try to focus my attention on one person.
I'm not, you know, disrespecting what you're doing. But heads
up would be nice. Hey, I eat at a different
guy's house every night of the week, just letting me
know and then I know. I mean, look, I get it,
like we just met, we've only been on one date.
But no, I'm not I'm not seeing anybody. It would
(53:33):
just be nice to know what you're doing. Yeah, so
where do you stand with the other guy? It's like
I said, it's out on my comfort zone. So I'm
just kind of trying to sew with it. I bet
mister Enchilada's didn't use as many candles in his apartment. Yeah,
the candles, you know, So that's one point for Todd,
but he may have paired it with a fresh margarita.
We're tied one to one now, keeping store. Can I
(53:56):
ask an important question, all food aside, personality wise, who
do you like more? No? One could be funnier, that's
all in all serious? Is they're really both great guys?
Are Can you just share the wealth a little bit
(54:16):
like Alexis needs? Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an
idea that's kind of unique. All right, I propose that Laurie,
you and the Mexican chef get together and go over
to Todd's place and have Todd cook for both of you.
Then Todd, you and Laurie get together and go over
(54:39):
to mister Mexican chef's place. Look, I'm not trying to
get involved in a thrupple. Yeah, I'm all about this alright. Okay,
suddenly you were uncomfortable just two men separately, and now
you want them all in the same room. Bye on
for a week. Why don't we have both chefs come
(54:59):
to our student cook for all, concluding Lorie, we can
all do a vote. I'm not making out with him.
I don't care. I was some tacos. We'll kiss him
for it. I'm willing to some good shrimp. But we
would like you to get back together with Todd, Lorie,
and we would pay for you to meet up again. Yeah,
I would really like that. I would like it if
(55:21):
he's okay. Well for a second day. I was happy
to hear that she was a little shy on the
couch because I was also a little nervous. So maybe
we could get out closer. Oh there you go. I
mean that's the thing about the couch. It's harder to
get closer to the Mexican chef because of all the
beans and everything involved. Oh wow, that's what all the
scented candles in his room are four. Yeah, like whatever
(55:43):
you do not lift the blanket up the less looking
Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing
up right now suggesting I dress up as one of
the chefs and make out with both of them. I
don't sleeve at all. Actually, wait, that's not the tech sport.
I wrote that down on this piece of pie. The
(56:06):
show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brook said,
I am interested in getting an update from those two.
But yeah, it's certainly think texts coming on pieces of
we're going old fashioned. You know, we have the technology
of year isn't great. You know, once the dust settles
and dinner time rolls around, she's going to be over
at her place thinking don't want Mexican or do they
(56:29):
want to tell him to know? Tough choice, but a
great choice for real, and she's gonna get it cooked
from both of food critic. Yeah, either way, she wins,
And we want to help you win in your dating life.
Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling
you back. If you want to check out any of
our second date updates, go listen to them up online
(56:51):
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a new player on line number five to take you
on Brook. Her name is Courtney from Snowhomish and Courtney
she was honest. She said she's a little bit intimidated
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to play you because she thinks that you're smart and
has quote way more life experience, so that may play
to your advantage. Courtney, Welcome to the showy wisdom is
it and about being smarter. It's just about lasting longer,
but just living. And even as they said it, I
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sort of regretted it. Yeah, how old are you, Courtney?
I'm thirty. Out of here then, I know. That's why
I regretted it. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, Brook's gonna
take her jealousy outside. And while that happens, you know,
the game works. Courtney. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
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outright to win. Are you ready? Oh yeah, I'm ready.
Here we go. Time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a
birthday today. Is he in his eighties or nineties? He
is in his nineties? What city will host the twenty
twenty three Major League Baseball All Star Game? It was
sorry the majority of the world Cinnamon comes from, which
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consonant Asia, which which was crushed by a house in
the movie Wizard of Oz and the Big Bad Witch. Steinway, Fizzoli,
and Yamaha are all popular makers of what instruments? Oh, saxophone,
oh piano, piano. We will accept that answer for you, Courtney.
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Brooke is coming back in the studio with all of
her wisdom in years of experience, and Courtney, while she's
coming in, tell everyone an interesting fact that the world
needs to know about you. Um my dream. If I
could do anything, I would, Um, I would have a
puppy sanctuary. Oh yeah, beetle like older dogs are those
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kind of grosser? No? No, aes okay, yeah, he aged
out of this sau sorry talking. You know, all the dogs.
I would just love to have like a big field
and a big farm and have all the all the
dogs there. And how many dogs do you own? I
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own two? All right, you're on your way. Yeah, yeah,
I know I'm hitting there. Yeah. It's a lot of
poop to pick up though, for like a thousand dogs. Yeah. Yeah,
you just leave it out on the farm. Yeah, I
guess every farm you gotta watch where you step. Yeah,
it's just kind of farm rules. Yeah, get your boots
(01:00:33):
on when you visit Courton. Yes, Brooke, Europe, are you ready? Yeah?
Your time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a birthday today.
Is he in his eighties or nineties? Nineties? What city
will host the two thousand, twenty three Major League Baseball
All Star Game? Oh, the All Star Game, Seattle? The
majority of the world cinnamon comes from which continent? Ooh Asia?
(01:00:56):
Which which was crushed by a house in the movie
The Wizard of Oz, Wicked, Witch of the West, Steinway, Fizzoli,
and Yamaha are all popular makers of what is ASL
stands for what form of communication? Got our answers? And
we're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you
did with Jose. When I saw you across the room,
(01:01:16):
I thought you were a prostitute. I am coordneys asking
that Cordney, you get three correct today? Solid? That is
solid and brook yep, you got fine. Been showing the
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life experience wins out once again. I'm sorry, Courtney. Let's
go over the answers here. William Shatner has a birthday.
He is in his nineties, turning ninety two years old.
He's amazing, he looks amazing. I really like him. The
city that's going to host the twenty twenty three Major
League Baseball Star Game it's only gonna cost like twenty
(01:01:57):
thousand dollars. I think the tickets are are he sold out,
so there's no chance. Even the majority of the world
cinnamon comes from Asia, from Sri Lanka and India specifically,
the witch that was crushed by a house in the
Wizard of Oz is the Wicked Witch of the East.
The Wicked Witch of the West is the one that
Dorothy fights for the entire movie. It's hard to remember
(01:02:19):
when you just ask, Yeah, which Stunway, Fazzoli, Yamaha. Those
are all makers of pianos, and ASL stands for American
Sign Language. So Courtney unfortunately can't donate one hundred dollars
to your future dog farm. But what we can do
is just for playing. Give you a pair, no, a
four pack of Adam tickets to John Wick chapter four,
(01:02:41):
Win or Lose. It's his way out john Wick chapter four.
It is only in theaters and Imax starting March twenty fourth.
She could take a friend and her two dogs. Take
the dogs. The dog got killed in the first one.
I wouldn't. That's why they're into it, you know. It's
like murder mystery, Like murder, humans are into Hey, maybe
maybe a horror film for them. Yeah, you enjoy it, Courtney.
(01:03:03):
All right, Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much.
Yeah you Courtney, You love your energy. Yeah, thanks for replying.
We're gonna be back and do Win Brooks Buck same
time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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