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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to your full show. We got a brand new
one for you today. It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Monday.
We got some laughs with a phone tap that I
believe was inspired by a car psychic. We got a
wild second date update where a guy ended up leaving
a girl's apartment and on a city bus. It's a
dramatic story.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Not being on a bus is that crazy? I messing
with brook Actually, it's a wild story.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And we got a brand new loser line, which I'm
so excited for you. But first we got to get
to those comments. Who are we loving today?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Alexis Yes, Justina Carpenter said, you guys bring a lot
of joy to a lot of people's lives. Not me,
but a lot of other people age fans of your music.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's Sabrina. Maybe it was a typo, she said. She
didn't really enjoy us. But let's get this show started.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I just hired a skywriter to fly over our studio
and spell out the name of our hero of the
Wow Jeffrey in the Morning, and this week's hero is
a thirty three year old mother from North Carolina named
Maria Hector. Because recently Maria had to deal with an
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unfortunate incident where her teenage daughter was caught fighting on
the playground at her middle school.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Middle school is all about girl fights for some reason.
That's what I remember. Really, Yeah, there were so many
of them.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Naturally, the school asked mom to come swing by and
talk to the principal about the incident. So Maria went in,
sat down in the school office and did what any
good mother would do and started attacking the principal. Don't
tell me who my daughter can and can't beat up
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on school property. The mom shoved the principal into a wall.
Then when another school administrator tried to intervene, Maria grabbed
her by the neck with both hands and started choking her.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, it's so shocking that she has a
violent dog.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, it's called maternal instinct. So the school was placed
on lockdown till police arrived and took Maria into custody.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's so embarrassing that your mom gets arrested.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
They charged her with assaulting a school official and second
degree trespassing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So she can't go to the school anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So Maria was released on bond. But now the good
news is that principle has finally learned his lesson. You
mess with Mama bear in her cup, you're gonna get
the clause.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I thought they'd just give Maria a detention and call
it goodasy.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's too logical.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's what makes Maria our new I don't know, it's
still not seeing it in the sky. I'm gonna have
to have some roots.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'd be careful. She's gonna barge into the studio.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Second, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock
collar question of the day with someone who's no stranger
to an r KO power bomb choke slams digital producer Jake.
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I'm fast, ye mate, Grab your eyeliner and emotional baggage
as we celebrate the birthday of an old time a
Hollywood icon, mister Johnny Depp every movie role from a
deranged pirate captain to a deranged candy factory owner to
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a deranged barber with scissors her hands.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
But I'm back my double.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
Boys, how much do you really know about the wild
and crazy life of old Johnny d A special We're
playing a Depp or dupe edition.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
You guys say number one through twenty I'll give you
a fun fact about the life of Johnny. You just
have to tell me if that's a true Johnny Depp
or a made up Johnny doupe. We'll start with the
woman who's most likely to have spent time in a
Boise State brig that's Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's like a jail.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah eight, Alexis. Your Johnny Depp fact is Johnny Depp
once bought a private island in the Bahamas after filming
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Is that a depth or a dupe?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What a You know?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Depp is known for like buying atlandish things, running his
finances into the ground.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But well he's also a method actor too, so he
probably wants to own a Caribbean island so that he
knows what it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
In there to get the full experience. I feel like
Johnny Depp would be the guy to buy an island
and then forget where it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is, you know, just because you said that, Brook, Let's
go depth, Jake Lexis's.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Depp that's right for Snyland called Little Hall's Pond Q
in two thousand and four for three point five million.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
See itself cool, but like getting to the island do
you have?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
He probably never went. I think what's wild is that's cheaper,
I'm sure than his La House.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, oh my gosh, is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, give me eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Brook Your Johnny Depp fact is he turned down the
role of Jack Sparrow three times before agreeing to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Is that a Deborah dupe?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here's the thing. Did Jack Sparrow come? Came after Charlie
in the chocolate factory? And I could see him being like,
I'm a serious actor. I don't want to do another
children's movie. Yeah, take me seriously.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
We can also see his agent going, look, man, this
is Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
This is huge, Like, didn't you got it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, he's saying, you just bought an island.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You need to take all.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm gonna say that is depth Brooks.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He says, dep.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
That's a dupe. He wanted to do it right away,
Disney very hesitant at first.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He's got such a polished image.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Eight and eighteen are off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Let's go twenty.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Up there, remember twenty Jose. Your Johnny Depp fact is
this he has a fear of clowns and keeps a
clown doll in his dressing room to face his fear.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Whoa is that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I dep or Dupe?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Why would you have your feet? It's like I'm scared
of spider, so I keep a spider in my locker.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
He essentially is a Hollywood clown. How is he afraid
of them?
Speaker 9 (06:37):
I'm more thinking about the method, Like I could see
him being scared of clowns because it's a common fear, right,
But does he carry a clown to face it every day?
That's no, that's a dupe.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Jose says Dupe.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Right on, Jose, you got it.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
The fear of clowns is real. The clown doll is not.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Moving along.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Jeffrey, over to you.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Number seven.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Your Johnny Depp fact is this. He's been nominated for
an Oscar three times but has never won.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's a doop.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I've seen him accept an award I was a Kid's
Choice award.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now he could have easily won. What's the other one
that I feel like?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
She had won an Oscar, his acceptance speech would have
gone viral a million times over.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, it could have. He's been in Hollywood for forty.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Years, Jeff Well, I just mean it would have been
one of those like rambling nonsensical all over the place speeches,
like Matthew McConaughey's famous speech that didn't make any sense. Well,
since I have not seen that viral Oscar acceptance speech,
I'm gonna say that's a depth.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Jeffrey says depth.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Definitely.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
He was nominated for Pirates Finding Neverland and Sweeney Todd
didn't win for any of this. Alexi's gonna go sudden death.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Over to you, right, I'm sorry, sudden depth.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Sudden depth, exactly right. Jose, you get this right, You're
safe and Brookly the only ones got one wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Do you get it wrong?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
The ladies might get double shocked.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh okay, number one, don't mess this up here.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Johnny Depp. Fact, is this before acting? Johnny Depp was
in a garage band called The Flame Hogs.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is that a def dude.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I've never seen him post play an instrument or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I do follow him really closely. Right, that's a good point,
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Does The Flame Hogs doesn't seem like a weird enough
name for Johnny Depp's band. I mean, it's sort of weird,
but not deap enough.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I kind of like the name flamehogs for him.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
I'm gonna say dupe.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Like it says dupe.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You did have a band.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
It was called the Kids.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
There we go.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That means everybody but Brook.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Plenty of twenty all right, So Brook's gonna be getting
shocked today. She's going to be singing a pie. It's
life for me, for the Caribbean. We make you do.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
The pirates run around here with her limp wrists.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yo, yo, A pirate's life for me. Yeah, village plunderway
wife all alloo, drink up me man.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
So you're such a good pirate, b.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I feel like my co host needed a good news
story today. Yes, I got the medicine for what ails you.
It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning. The other day, a
woman in Tennessee was heading to work. She dropped off
her three pound teacup Yorky added doggy daycare called Paws
and Claws. The news story does un list the dog's name,
(09:50):
so I'm just gonna call it noodle Roney. Here here's
a picture of a little noodle Ronneye. You could see
the photo of them up on our Instagram at broken Jeff.
So oh oh wait, he does say his name. It
says it's Max. Still go with Noo. Let's okay, quick
(10:11):
vote around the room. Raise your hand if you want
to use the boring name Max or the fun name
Noodle Roney. Alright, let's go to the score sheet.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Up.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Okay, five to none, Noo wins, So we're gonna We're
gonna stick with Noodle. Okay. Unfortunately, we're out of time
for the rest of Jeff.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We just renamed a dog. That's all we did. You
didn't even give us the uplifting story.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm sorry, are you okay? Fine, well, if you want
to know the employees, let the dog outside and a
hawk swoop down and pick what you wanted to hear
the rest of the story. Hold on before we get
to here's a picture of the hawk. No, we'll put
a photo of the hawk up on our Insta stories.
We'll call him Noodle slurp. Where did Okay, here's the
(11:00):
good news. Noodle Rony was found disheveled and bruised a
few miles away. He had killed the hawk. Noodle was
checked out by the bets. He's totally fine, but the
owner is now suing the daycare for negligence. America. Good
(11:21):
news is happening in the world. You just have to
look for it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And it's an eagle. I mean, how.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
We go?
Speaker 9 (11:28):
I know, we love mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
These positive stories coming with Laser Stories right after this.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Thank God.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It's the radio segment that's helping you wake up refreshed
with a clean floor thanks to rumba roaster, the vacuum
that sucks up crumbs and then runs water through him
to make you a hot cup of Joe. Every decaf
now available with Laser Stories. The segment where we read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
(12:02):
except we've got a laser and those other Sukka chinos
just don't.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He made a grocery with decap.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
This laser story is out of Chicago. A doordass driver
named Barston Phillips got an odd request the other day
for a delivery, but thought, why not, I've never done
this before, so I'm gonna try it. Okay, So he
picked up the food and drove to O'Hare Airport.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh wow, huge.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But he didn't enter the terminal or the parking garage. Instead.
In the surveillance video, you can see his red Elantra
pull up to a security gate near the tarmac.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, no way, like a pilot just ordered food.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
He then simply tells the guard he's a doordass driver
and voila, they him through.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh wait, that's a secret code. That's all we needed.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
My god, It's like the highest level of security on
an airport is to be on the tarmac.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
So he goes past the gate and onto the tarmac. Oh,
just following the instructions from his GPS coordinates. Five minute
es later, he pulls up alongside a United Airlines plane
for the delivery.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh yeah, I love it. No point, he thought, maybe
I should stop driving.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
People keep letting them in like I keep going to
Barston was unsure how he was going to get the
chicken sandwich from the ground up into the cabin.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
But it wasn't given any time to figure that out
because a few seconds later police surrounded him and took
him into customer.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I almost asked, like, where are the police.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Luckily, he was able to produce the door dash receipt
to back up his story. Oh, airport officials say the
guard at that gate has been fired. That's what they're
looking more closely into. How security was breached so easily.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but did the passenger or the pilot.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Ever get their throw it up into the window or
what he must have gotten it because Barston was given
five stars for going the extra illegal mile.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Five stars like Grant Agatto five stars.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, both it's next or stories out of trend town USA.
If you're a parent, you're probably familiar with the concept
of tummy time.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, it's where you know, babies need to build their
muscles in their necks and stuff on their tummies.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
You have you lie on their tummies so that they
can strengthen all those little muscles improve their motor skills.
And if you're a TikToker, you may be familiar with
the latest trend, adult tummy time.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Just see too many sweets.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
In my stomach.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's just a nap on the floor.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
It's the same, but for adults. So contant creators say
you should be on your stomach for ten or more
minutes every day.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Because we're like baby newborns and our heads flop around.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Like what even if you're just watching TV, scrolling or reading.
The reason why it's supposed to counteract tech nek the
effect of the hours you spend hunched over your computers
and phones and other devices. So if you lay on
your tummy and look up, that's supposed to balance it out.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I do sometimes love to lay on the floor watch
TV at film good, but I go on my phone.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You gotta be careful, though. One video warns that if
you tilt your head back too much during adult tummy time,
you're basically just bending your neck and spine in the
same way that you do when you're hunched over, so
you get the opposite effect. Okay, so better news.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Keep your s time is dangerous for adults.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Snacks Lazer story is out of food News. If you
haven't heard, the cracker snack Goldfish will have a new
limited edition flavor this month.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Dude, they are coming with the flavors lately.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
This one's called Awesome Sauce. Oh, it's supposed to be
similar to burger.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Dressing French fried dip.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Maybe it's a sweet, smoky, and tangy flavor that's quote
impossible to resist. Oh that's just like what my yearbook
caption said. Nilbian stores sometime this month, along with spicy
dill Pi goldfish. Those are returning for a limited time. Yeah,
(16:05):
and that's where things get interesting. Okay, because a marketing
director from the company says, if you eat spicy Dell
pickle goldfish with awesome sauce goldfish at the same time,
it tastes exactly like you're eating a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Try to say it tasted like fried pickles, like the
pickle chips, but chicken sandwich. Remember the chicken and a
biscuit crackers.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Now there's rumors saying goldfish people are working on a
combo that'll taste like a low budget fish sandwich.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Okay, the only thing we don't want to actually taste
like fish.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Not sure if that'll be a hit, but if we're
mixing goldfish to create meals, I'm sure at least one
of us in this room is down to volunteer to
be a taste test.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
It is.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
This next laser story is out of movie Mayhem whoa
the nineteen ninety five cinematic classic Tommy Boy starring David
Spade and Chris Farley.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, legendary movie.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It turns thirty years old this summer. Yeatie and a little.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I say, if you were gonna tell me they were
doing a remake, I was gonna make you leave the room.
Oh no, you cannot remake that movie.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Impossible the rock Yes. Yeah, so, because the movie was
set in San Dusky, Ohio, they are planning a huge
celebration there called Tommy boy Fest.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Likes he gonna read this as Tommy dash Boyfest.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, the Hawk gys him.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Tommy sounds good to me. It goes down August seventh
through the ninth, and Chris Farley isn't gonna be there too, lazy.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
David Still isn't booked either for some reason. In fact,
no stars from the movie are scheduled to be in town.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What are they gonna do? They're just gonna have a
lot of people in little coats walking around.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, I'll be there yelling.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Bees every worst yourself, house keeping.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Let me sleep for the love of God.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
A really fun I bet laughing.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Have you guys seen it?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Maybe we should do it.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We do a gen Z versus classic movie on our podcast.
That's the one we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's stupid funny.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Her least, look what you've got me into genome Hey
and love it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, the actors aren't going to be there, but the
director of the movie is, along with the actual wrecked
car from the film. Okay. Activities will include movie screenings,
live music, a classic car show, and a lookalike contest.
That's awesome. I love it when cities and towns across
our great country get creative and celebrate things like this.
(18:47):
And I'm just waiting for somebody to step up and
host Turtlefest.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay, it's gonna be different.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Can You'll imagine it kissing booth with just shoes in it,
and you get to meet the man himself. If he's
not too busy, he's That's how means Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
On Wednesday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Usually after the weekend. Our voicemail machine is full of
people desperately trying to score a date or just a
cheap hookup. And if that's all you're after, just message
me directly. I have to waste your time. But no,
today was a little different because we got a message
from a guy who wants to audition live for a
lucrative career. That he desperately wants to have. From the
(19:35):
audio alone, it sounds like he's down to protein shake,
torn off his own shirt, and injected six different types
of shark testosterone just to prepare for this moment. My personally,
I think he has potential to be a star. You're
gonna have to decide for yourself. When you hear it
in a brand new loser line that's coming up right
(19:56):
after this, you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's just the right number.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
It's a loser line.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, sweetie, that
outfit is nice, but you know what would look even
better if within my frail arms and whatever you do,
(20:25):
resist the urge to yank out his catheter and pop
it into his mouth instead. I said, don't do that.
You should tell him that you're looking to make a
huge mistake tonight with a much older gentleman that'll haunt
your life forever, and then you give him the digits
of the loser lines. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
when he could play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Next, Garrett, Hey.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
It's so so I just checked my GoFundMe and I
didn't see any donations from.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
You yet, So I just figured i'd like to see, like.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Are you gonna do that? Because you know, like I
was telling you the other night, I just.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
Absolutely refuse to do a low budget a visa trip.
Speaker 16 (21:12):
It's just like, ugh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
I just cannot do that sad version with the hostels
and the tap water and just like petty cabs or whatever,
because then it's like new, like what's the.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Point even, you know, like I need this to be elevated.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
So if you could get your donation in as soon
as possible, that way.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
I could book the VIP pole party tickets and get the.
Speaker 15 (21:40):
Eyelash funds going all the stuff, I would just love
you forever.
Speaker 14 (21:45):
Next message, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
God, I don't know if I've ever heard a more
touching gofund me story.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I was like, is that my sister, because I feel
the exact same way, like an Airbnb with a shared pool.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She would have left her go fund me page. We
totally all would.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, we should donate to that. That's a worthy cause.
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Geah, listen, I don't have a lot of time. But
if a woman named the Neessa called you, just pretend
you're my cousin, okay, and we went into each other
there and then went back to your place to like
watch bacon videos or doing a pozle or something.
Speaker 18 (22:23):
Just make a sound intent.
Speaker 17 (22:25):
Let me crashing the couch okay, and uh.
Speaker 18 (22:28):
Man, what else?
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (22:31):
Oh, if you mentioned a pink scrunchy, just say it's yours.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Just do it for me, please, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
What's wrong with hanging out with your cousin and doing
puzzles together.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I thought he was cheating with the person who gave
him the loser line, But then the pink scrunch he
came out of nowhere. Whose pink scrunchy was it?
Speaker 13 (22:48):
I don't know?
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Yah does sounded like when they speed up those commercials
for the legal ads.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
In terms of conditions apply.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, whether you're talking to your cousin or to anybody.
If you haven't been to our Instagram yet, you need
to go there. At Brooke and Jeffrey, I'd say, out
of all of our social media, we get the least
amount of hateful comments there, which is really saying something
because people hate us a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, I mean you haven't checked the DMS in a while.
But on the forward facing comments we're good.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So I even leave some of the meanest comments on
there just for myself, but never on Insta. So follow
us there spread some love. Plus, you can enjoy your
favorite loser lines of the week every week with clips
like this one. Hi you.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
I hate to do this.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
I'm so sorry, but I don't really remember your name.
I will tell you. I wrote you down in my
phone as cutish beard guy who offered me fries. So
that's a really good sign, right, But I do have
a question. Are you the guy who owned the hot
tub company? Because if you are, definitely call me. If
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you're not the hot tub guy, I mean I guess
still call me, but maybe lower your expectations. Maybe like
actually a lot next message.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, if hot tub was so important to her, why
wouldn't it have been in the title of his name?
Hot dub guy is what she should have saved?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Is that a hot guy profession I own a hot tub.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Company, not that it's about using the hot tub. Nobody
cares about.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
The guy you go all out for the jacuzzi dude,
but anybody else lower your expectations because I'm not going
to try for you, especially.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
If you get one of those hot tubs with like
a little meani waterfall.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Led change color.
Speaker 14 (24:56):
Oh my god, you you you, mister Jacobson.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I am strong Jack.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Do you think I could be in the w W.
Please let me know when that tryout is and I
will be there pro. I will crush it.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
No com pro, Sorry thought of that. Look, I'm trying
to work on my swearing. I swear I won't do
that in a ring. I won't do that in a ring.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Bro, I swear.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
But looking, I am so ready to quit my job
at the movie theater, So.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Just gi me a word, dude.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I won't let you down.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm rooted for you.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What was his wrestler?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I know, I do. She needs to do something like that,
like a popcorn print.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, wrestling into it. I don't know wrestling that well.
But ticket avenger?
Speaker 11 (26:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is that a good?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Does it scare you? Thinking of that guy as a
movie usher? Like letting you in?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Excuse me, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Is that candy and your purse?
Speaker 20 (26:14):
Brother?
Speaker 21 (26:15):
It's actually yeah, phone on, Remember you can listen Loser
Line regularly at this time every week, and make sure
you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our
YouTube where you can hear all your favorite segments.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Right there, we're gonna do a phone tap right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
And Jeffrey in the Morning, And a lot of you
listening probably don't know that we've been doing this show
together for a long long time. Yeah yeah, well over
a decade and a lot of really really dumb segment
ideas have made it onto the air ye time. I
mean like really stupid.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
In fact, one happened that predates Jose even being here,
where we had one of Brook's friends on the phone
and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche.
I remember. So listeners would call in, they would honk
their car horn, and this lady would be able to
tell the make and model of their vehicle just by
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the sound.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Okay, I mean, I gotta tell you. The trick was
that the callers would tell our producer what they were
driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But yeah, what's up, Tyler, Well, one of our all
time dumb ideas.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So I loved it.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We didn't use that exact concept, but we are bringing
the car psychic back in a different way. And now
this psychic needs car insurance. In your phone tap right now, An,
this is.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Hi, Jason, my name is Jevin Quibb and I'm calling
because I need to add a very specific type of
coverage to my policy.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Yeah, what are you looking to ensure?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I mean, it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
I mean I've been doing this a long time, so
I'm sure whatever it is we could do something.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.
So I'm a car clairvoyant, you know.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
I don't know. Can you actually explain that a little more?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Well?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I have a gift where I can see the future,
but only with my red Hyundai.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
I'm not sure I understand.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Okay. For example, just last night I had a vision
of a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,
very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda
and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want
to save some money by filing a preclaim for when
it happens.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
A pre claim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you What
are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Think of it like like time travel insurance. You don't
want to be the guy who denied me and then
sees it come true on the news and realizes, Oh gosh,
I blew it.
Speaker 11 (29:07):
Wait did you see time travel insurance?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before, but
you said you've seen pretty much everything.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance. Not something
for a car clearvoint.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,
just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the
weight of my foresight, in case the universe collapses. Why
you're being difficult with me?
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Sure, I'm not being difficult with you.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
I just you know, this isn't something that people ensure.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
This is feels like a pretty normal request.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Yeah, it's not. Though. That's the thing.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits
my red Hyundai later today, as I told you so.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's
it's not like it's not something we do.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh did you hear that that's a dark blue nineteen
ninety six cadillact de Ville and I didn't even look
out the window. I just knew it. It's my gift.
So do you believe me? Now? Do you believe in
my carvuoyance?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Why would I?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?
You could just ensure my third eye? That's it. You
can listen as non traditional vision assistance. Nope, you must
have that.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
We do.
Speaker 11 (30:25):
We don't have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Oh you don't do that either.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak
to a different kind of specialist because this is just
completely out of my realm.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
You know what, Jason, even though I'm a car psychic,
I knew you were going to say that.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Okay, didn Kevin quib That's correct?
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Right, I gotta go. I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
I really don't care at this point because I don't
care about a car psychic.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,
you on the radio, getting prank phone called.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Oh it's what do you?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
What are you talking about? You're on the radio right now,
Jason and my real name is jeff from a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
phone tap on you. Man, I am I'm just joking.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
My god, you owe my I was so so confused.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
That was just yeah, I know, that was a whole point.
Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she
said you're the only one in the office who still
takes weird calls. Pretty seriously. She want us to go
full weird.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Oh man, I was on the Google car clear plant
insurance to see if I was a crazy one.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
That's a real thing now thanks to you.
Speaker 11 (31:46):
Oh no, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I predict that you will be the leader of car
clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
I mean it's like a makes some money. It's like
I'm not a kid.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning, cool.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I'll be here.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Week up every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
There's a famous saying from Thomas the Tank Engine, where
one wrong switch in the whole trains off the track.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh Thomas show.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
It means all it takes is one tiny hiccup to
completely ruin your plans for the day. And that's exactly
what happened to one of our listeners during a great
date where one minute he's running outside a girl's apartment
to move his car real quick, and the next minute
he's on a city bus miles away heading in the
completely wrong direction. Who how did his night get so
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wildly off track? You're gonna hear it in a brand
new second date update coming up next Second Date update.
On this show, we talk about us foodies quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, we love our food eating.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Right now, yes, literally because everyone here is hungry constantly.
But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the
best place for them to meet up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Like to me for the first time, or to go
on the first.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Date, Like how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah,
we have two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Put that in the description and you send them your
date idea.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
That's like love to me, but you're trying to go
to end on this gator stick. I bring up food
fairs because that's where one of our listeners met a
fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul so Paul, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
Hey, thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food
is it's so easy to have conversation, right, yeah, you
always have something to talk about.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Good or bad. Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yes, no, absolutely no.
Speaker 18 (33:57):
In fact, I met Taylor at a streets fair.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Oh okay, okay. So her name is Taylor? And how
did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the
picture for us, all right.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Well, we were in line for the Korean corn.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Dogs and she just started chatting.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of
it looks like the corn cheese.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
It's beyond description. And the taste was insane.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Now this is my new summer goal to seek out
write that down listeners.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. Did okay?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
And so you and Taylor in line together? Is that
how you struck up a conversation?
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Yeah, because she was behind me.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
So we just started chatting about that and then other
things we had had, and then we kind of hit
it off and then we walked the whole fair.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
What's aw you guys out there by yourselves.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
I was just there for me, but Taylor was there
with her sister and her sister's kids.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh so it's easy to split off and yeah she
was thankful. Yeah that's so cute. Yeah in the fair together,
eat in your Korean corn dogs. I mean this sounds
like a great sound.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Like a Korean soapball.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over?
Speaker 12 (35:10):
She let me choose the next place, and I happened
to pick the exact ones she wanted to go, and
we kept doing that back and forth where we were
almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
It's like, no way I was going to I wanted
to go there.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food coma,
that's why she's not calling me back.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
I did have the sweats, but I try my best
to camp it down.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But that's the goal, is to get the sweats slightly.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So was this year date like just hanging out at
the food fair trying stuff together?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
No?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,
but I said that I wanted to bring her food.
Speaker 11 (35:52):
From my favorite restaurant.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Same day.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Please tell me a different day after all this food?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
You know what you want more food, Yes, the same day, please, No,
it's not.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
It was listed next day.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That is a thoughtful thing to do.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah, I think anybody who likes to cook or just
feed anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
And it's his love language. Yeah, how did that go?
Speaker 18 (36:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
Well, I mean the food I knew was going to
be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And you hand delivered, then hand delivered.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.
Speaker 11 (36:29):
I handed it to.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Her like, handed it directly into her mouth. Yes, I
wish she's like I can taste the Italian.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, like staved.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
You just dropped it off and drove off.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's a good question.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
No.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
I wanted to stay longer.
Speaker 12 (36:43):
But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,
and I think I was like in a toe zone
and I really had kind of a short window and
there wasn't.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Any way you could just move your car.
Speaker 11 (36:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
I actually I tried to move the car because I
told her I'd be back.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then
come back and finish.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Didn't you come back?
Speaker 12 (37:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I got to wait.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Wait, you got your.
Speaker 20 (37:07):
Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so
I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
But here I am.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and
the guy's not even listening to me.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,
and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with
too many tow truck drivers. Driver, the wheels are uplifted
off the grill. We can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You gave him like a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I have tried.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,
so you weren't able to get your car off the toe. No,
I wasn't too.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Wonderful. Then they impounded. Then you have to go to
the pound place, then you have to have cash. It
all sucks.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Well, no, what did you do about Taylor?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Sorry, I'm done with the car.
Speaker 11 (37:55):
So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going to
come back. And then now the next thing you know,
I'm on a bush wait to.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Go get your car.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Did you not tell her that your car got towed?
Speaker 11 (38:04):
No?
Speaker 18 (38:04):
I thought I could just get the car and come
back like nothing had happened.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But rookie mistake.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's just like Murphy's Law, right.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Oh man, So wait, did you ever make it back
there at all?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
I just told her that i'd hit her up.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
No wonder she.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Feels like you like ditched her in the middle of
the day.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Did you ever explain.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next date.
But it didn't sound like she was interested.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you
wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably
a red flag that you're that unreliable.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Well, it's also a sign you shouldn't park in that
area flags it's blocked off. So how long has it
been since your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.
Speaker 11 (38:51):
It's been like a week.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh no, we had to get you a second date
so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was
to get your fund was actually worth a hug.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
So did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?
This is the best restaurant you've ever been.
Speaker 20 (39:04):
You know.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money,
Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure
if she's paying attention. We focused on something.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
We're gonna do something.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
We're gonna get some answers for everybody when we come
back and do your second Date update. Right after this
hold on Second Date update, one of the most tragic
stories we have ever heard on this segment about a
lonely canoley sitting on a plate, crying, waiting for a
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warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it, and help
fulfill its culinary destiny.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
The children's movie An Animated Canoli.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
We don't think she just ate two.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
It's possible. We don't know because our listener Paul never
returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with
Taylor because this car got towed and we all feel
bad for Paul. But that canoli, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It is so crazy to sit down at a person's
house to share a meal with them, go to move
your car, and then never return.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be back,
yeah a second, yeah, never show.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
But at least, like they said, he was texting or
trying to keep her informed on what was going on.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Vaguely, He's gonna tell her the whole story on their
next date. That just never happened.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yes, so we're going to try to make that happen
for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly
for that Cannoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?
Speaker 11 (40:37):
I'm absolutely ready.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Everybody hashbag team Cannoli. If you're posting on.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Social have I she cried into those Canolis?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, it's a cr Only one way to find out
is by dialing her number right now. We'll see if
she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking
to talk to a Taylor.
Speaker 14 (41:02):
This is she My ask is calling?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, you may you're We're a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're
all wanting to talk to you about actually a date
that you went on recently with one of our listeners,
a guy named Paul.
Speaker 14 (41:22):
Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
You do?
Speaker 14 (41:28):
I think seeing you guys on social media?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks? Did you like to follow.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Smash that subscribe?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
But that's why she just did it now uninstalled TikTok
foreverything listening to it.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But yeah, this is a second date update, and we
know that you and Paul met at a food fair recently,
and you had a brief hangout with him the week
after that didn't go quite according to play.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
It was the next night.
Speaker 14 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
It's weird. It was gross.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Gross.
Speaker 14 (42:05):
Was not the food.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Not the food, just the situation.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Makes sense why you'd be upset, for sure, because.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
We're aware that things were left on kind of a
weird note, because he said he was leaving to go
move his car. It was supposed to be real quick
and he came back, but he never He never did.
Speaker 14 (42:23):
He told me that he had to grab something out
of his car.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of
explaining what happened next.
Speaker 14 (42:34):
No, he didn't because he never told me that.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, okay, I think he was hoping to explain in person.
He was pretty embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 14 (42:46):
I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah,
he was definitely in a different state of mind, Like,
the whole situation was pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving
was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?
Speaker 14 (43:00):
He was definitely different than he was the day before,
Like he sat down, he was checking his phone. He
seemed like rushed.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Nervous, maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat because he
was really looking forward to sharing it with you. He
made that very clear to us. Do you think maybe
nerves played into it at all?
Speaker 14 (43:21):
So I think I know what the real story is,
and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Real story.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, what do you think the real story is?
Speaker 14 (43:33):
Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,
and I found the receipt still in the bag that
he brought, and it was a name and address.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
It's like a.
Speaker 14 (43:41):
Completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Did he accidentally takes someone to go, like the canol
order wasn't for him?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Maybe not?
Speaker 14 (43:52):
Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole
the meal from like an Uber East.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Driver only stop stop. That is such an accusation.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Serious.
Speaker 14 (44:05):
You explained the receipt with all the different information and
then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll
be back in twenty.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, Well we should find out right now, because Paul,
are you there, I'm here, Taylor. He's actually been on
the other line listening, wanting to talk to you, Paul Taylor.
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Taylor, I promise you I did not steal that from
an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Where'd the receipt come from?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Then there's probably a mix up.
Speaker 18 (44:32):
I am a Uber eats driver.
Speaker 14 (44:35):
What what?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Explain it?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't get it.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
Can you tell me that I just didn't It was
going to come up eventually, but I just didn't really
know how to say it, and I was just more
interested in the food and your reaction to the food.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Paul?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're
an Uber eats driver or not.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
The order was for somebody else.
Speaker 18 (45:00):
They had canceled, and so I had the food, and
so I did they really canceled?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Can cancels?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
No?
Speaker 14 (45:06):
One I ate someone else's Canoi?
Speaker 3 (45:09):
You would canceled your hooper's taking a long time because
he stopped at someone's house?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So wait, I thought your car got towed. I thought
that was the whole thing.
Speaker 14 (45:19):
Are your car got food?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
No?
Speaker 11 (45:22):
Look, I wait, I didn't for the show.
Speaker 18 (45:26):
I just thought it would sound better if my car
got towed.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Because you had to finish a shift. It's on your
own time though, Yeah, but if you have food in
the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
He stole the food dropping off at her house and.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
He's like in the car, Oh, you had to finish
another order.
Speaker 18 (45:45):
I didn't think it was going to be that busy
that night, but my phone just kept blowing up and
I just kept getting.
Speaker 14 (45:51):
Delivery after God on so many different levels.
Speaker 18 (45:58):
But because look, I'm not on apps, and I don't
really date a whole lot, and I don't really meet
people that really set me off like the way you
did when we met at the food fair, I was
like got another world, and so just to have an opportunity,
even if it was just short, to spend any time
with you, for me was worth anything, including just a small.
Speaker 14 (46:18):
Lie that sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see
someone who has lied to me so many times like
upon meeting Well, Taylor.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Are you forgetting the gift of the delicious canoli that
was one else's.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Aren't cheap spensive treats?
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Taylor, you have to admit that cannoli was amazing?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Can you deny that it was amazing?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
But the rest of it is just too weird for me.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Just call needs to apologize. He lied from the moment
the food got there. He lied to us, he lied
to her about why he left.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Like, I support him lying to us, but the other
stuff that's not okay.
Speaker 20 (47:02):
I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry
for putting anyone through this, but I really just want
a second chance, And if I could take you out
and really really show you who I am, I really
believe this can be a thing.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
Do you hear that? Tailor? He's inviting you onto his
next Uber each shift, which is.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Actually super helpful because if one person runs the orders
out and the other stays in the car, you don't
have to find parking.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Nice I.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Want to eat together.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
To Yes, that does not sound very enticing to me.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.
Do you have a problem dating an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (47:39):
Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver
who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy, strange, Like.
Speaker 12 (47:49):
Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent
honest with you. I stole someone's food and I gave
it to you and you ate it.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
You're an accessory.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind
of honest.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Taylor, Wow, that is refreshing. Oh good, I'm gonna I'm
gonna have to go.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Well, before you go, I just need to ask you
if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,
maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a yes.
Speaker 14 (48:13):
No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it,
but that's a giant no.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
But did the little Italian place get a new customer?
Speaker 14 (48:24):
I'm never eating a canoli ever again.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
You can't spell no without canoli.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
There we go, Yeah you can.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Wait, you can't spell canoli without no.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, you can candles.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I'm gonna start spelling no as darn it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Well, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Is honesty always the best policy?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god? I just like honestly, any honesty would
be a good policy, just even an ounce of it, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Well, Paul was honest at the end there and admitted
that he stole the cannoli from somebody else, and even
that wasn't enough to win her get credit.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
For being honest after you lied and then got caught
fifteen minutes l.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
He did lie to us multiple times before that, and
you should know we don't like to be lied to.
We like to be lied on. I right, brother, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
The mess up? I actually still really liked Paul. I
hope Paul. Yeah, I know his line issue because I
think that he sounded like a good guy.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
You're just sweet talking him for free, Conole.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And I don't it's not a bad play on, jeff.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
If you want free stuff, we do this show for free.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
You check it out wherever you get your podcasts at
Brook and Jeffrey. And if you want our assistance, email
the show. We can call that person who's not calling you.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
What just happened over the weekend in our city. Many
are already calling it the comedy event of the century,
featuring one man who's bigger than Kevin Hart, yes, edgier
than Dave Chappelle, and whiter than Carrot Top. Our very
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own Jose Bolangos was back on stage performing Alive at
a packed comedy club, So we had to drop the
mic and ask everybody in attendance, why are you even here,
and the responses were actually pretty funny. You'll hear him
in a special edition of what You're Doing at Jose's
Comedy Show that's coming up right after this. There are
(50:35):
some events in life that just change you. A wedding,
the birth of your child, and of course watching a
grown man in cargo shorts tell jokes into a microphone
for forty five straight minutes.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Man, I wish I were Cargo.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And that's exactly what
happened the other night when our own Jose Bologna got
back on the comedy stage for the first time in
a while.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I so excited.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Happened in front of a packed house, so of course
we had to stick a microphone into the crowd and
ask the question on everyone's mind.
Speaker 22 (51:13):
One, two, three, So what You're doing at Jose's Comedy show?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
And Alexis was there talking to the fans who were
in line waiting to get in. Let's see how it went.
Speaker 10 (51:31):
What you do in a Jose's Comedy Show?
Speaker 23 (51:33):
I am dragging my stepmom and sweet dad. It is
their tenth anniversary and we went to the show about
ten years ago, and so we are back now.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Wait, wait, so you're forcing them to spend their anniversary
here with me?
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Yeah, with you, you and Jose.
Speaker 7 (51:50):
That's why their hair.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 10 (51:52):
Oh gotta see you're celebrating.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, how did you let them know the news of
their anniversary play?
Speaker 23 (51:57):
I texted them today and I said, after work, they
need to come pick me up and bring me to
the show.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
But I pay for the show.
Speaker 10 (52:03):
That's nice. There you go. I see you have a
lot of food and drinks. Who paid for these here?
Speaker 7 (52:08):
Actually them?
Speaker 10 (52:09):
They picked you up also, so.
Speaker 15 (52:11):
They're yeah, so one drinking and they're driving you home.
Speaker 11 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (52:15):
What a good anniversary.
Speaker 7 (52:16):
Oh, it's such a good anniversary.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
I think.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I'm so happy. It's really good to know that even
when my kids are grown, they'll still be adding to
the romance of my real In.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Ten years, it's going to be like Mom taking me
an Alder, the Jose's Comedy Show and Buy or Fall
Free Dreams.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yes, it's almost got to be a d to celebrate
your wedding.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Mom, I swear.
Speaker 10 (52:39):
It's wild what you do not Jose's Comedy Show.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Oh.
Speaker 24 (52:42):
I came to see Jose Bologna, so I love very much.
He's my favorite radio host and maybe looking to meet
a nice, pretty young lady tonight.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
So you want to meet somebody in the crowd tonight, Sure,
why not?
Speaker 10 (52:52):
Who's gonna stand out to you? What's your type?
Speaker 24 (52:54):
My type is a redhead, volumptuous. Do you see any
a Rubenesque?
Speaker 10 (52:59):
What can you explain?
Speaker 24 (53:00):
Rubenesque is from the fifteen hundreds where they were very
curvy and shapely.
Speaker 7 (53:04):
That man, they had a lot of money.
Speaker 10 (53:06):
Fifteen hundreds type girl.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
Yeah, hopefully she's that old.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Okay, I'm getting a little distracted by the mullets.
Speaker 7 (53:14):
It's a beautiful mullet. It's really long, it's almost pass
my chest.
Speaker 15 (53:18):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
You want to know the name of this mullet.
Speaker 24 (53:21):
Yeah, of course, It's called Pure Luxury.
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Pure Luxury.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Why yeah, because I mean, look at it.
Speaker 24 (53:29):
It's it's luxurious, it's pure, it's all natural, the same hair.
We This is God given the baby Jesus gave me this.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Okay, and is that that's working for you?
Speaker 24 (53:39):
The mullet successfry not yet tonight, but it is still
young and so are we.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Right.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
I wish you good luck tonight, and go luck to
Proud Luxury too.
Speaker 7 (53:48):
No, it's pure luxury.
Speaker 10 (53:49):
All right, you're pure luxury.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
Don't ever disrespect the mullet.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Wow, you know what, only the classiest of the class
go to see Jose.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
You got excited ladies. You got mullet wearing dudes. You're
looking for an excited lady.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Where's the fifteen hundreds ladies?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well, they maybe in the bathroom working on their corsett.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Those ladies would love the mullet. Yeah, yeah, I thought
he would go with a white wig.
Speaker 11 (54:18):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
When we go time travel, this is gonna be really
weird to see it actually go down.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, what you doing that Jose's comedy shows.
Speaker 23 (54:25):
Well, I've been listening to the show for a long
time and I saw this pop up on my Instagram.
Speaker 10 (54:31):
Okay, here and you're here with who's it? My boyfriend Casey?
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Hi, Casey, Hello, he's going you who?
Speaker 10 (54:37):
So is your idea to come here?
Speaker 12 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (54:38):
Yeah, you got dragged along?
Speaker 11 (54:40):
Or oh no?
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Now I'm a big fan, big fan.
Speaker 10 (54:42):
And how long have you guys been together new relationship?
Speaker 23 (54:45):
Almost three years?
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Okay? And are you guys like normally each other's type?
Speaker 23 (54:49):
Oh yeah, So the story of how we met was
can you tell Ada? Bar class was playing a rock
star by Knickelback over the speaker. So I'm up there
singing on a chair and I turned around and we
locked eyes, and I knew he was mine forever and
I was gonna ruin his life.
Speaker 10 (55:08):
I love that for you. What did you think when
you saw her on the chair dancing same thing?
Speaker 4 (55:13):
I was like, who played this?
Speaker 23 (55:14):
I was playing pool and turned around saw I was like, okay, okay.
Speaker 10 (55:18):
Then yeah, thought she's gonna ruin my life?
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Oh yeah, he game over?
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Since then, this is modern day true love story.
Speaker 23 (55:24):
Absolutely want a bar meant in person and never turned.
Speaker 10 (55:28):
Back nickel Back. Not a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Can I love Nickelback your wedding when Nickelback beat the song?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 23 (55:35):
If you don't like Nickelback.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
Then.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
What she says is true. Most Nickelback fans are bound
to ruin somebody's life at some point.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Well, they sounded in love.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Together, that's right, literally stronger than the Nickelback on. It's
what you're doing at Jose's comedy show, And at this
point we haven't heard from Jose. He normally does this
segment with a Lexus, but it's.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
A little busy. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Yeah, he's backstage, he's in the green room, prepping his jokes,
doing his mouth exercises, greeting all the celebrities that stop by,
like Carrot Top's uncle and the David Hasselhoff impersonator.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, or may have.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
Actually been him. Hard to know, but Jose did find
a way to get one in. So let's hear his
What you're doing? What you're doing at hasse Is Comedy show?
Speaker 10 (56:24):
Hah love Rolando?
Speaker 4 (56:26):
What do you love so much about Rolando?
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Looks, the fun the funny?
Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yes ah?
Speaker 25 (56:32):
Okay, Now I must ask how sober are you? You
almost knocked this thing over?
Speaker 7 (56:37):
Are you drunk?
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Okay?
Speaker 25 (56:40):
Do I get more attractive or less attractive as you drink?
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Very attractive?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
You want to take me home?
Speaker 10 (56:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (56:46):
See see you said in multiple languages.
Speaker 19 (56:50):
You are very eager.
Speaker 25 (56:51):
Down girl, No walk away. You cannot do this to Rolando.
Noth in front of the young women. Okay, you are
too horny. Woman.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Somebody give me a spray bottle.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
I need to She is like a cot.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I must spray her now.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
I feel like that happens at every show.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, I remember the girl you said wasn't drunk at first?
Speaker 4 (57:12):
Boom, that's the girl.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Was that with her parents? Yes, trying to take Rolando home. Yes,
she got turned down in front of her mom died.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
I don't think so. I think Rolando's body count went
up three figures.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
They celebrated the universary.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
That's what you're doing at Jose's comedy show. Your phone
draft's coming.
Speaker 5 (57:37):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
You know, every time somebody calls in for this segment,
we always ask why do you want to play Brook?
Like what pushed you to call in today? And this
was a unique answer from a new player named Kate.
Apparently she played trivia on a different radio station recently
and lost there, so she's hoping that Brooke isn't as
(58:09):
intelligent as their host she can win and feel better
about herself. Kayla, welcome to the show. Hey, Hey, nice
to have you.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
What do you think the odds are me being dumber?
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I don't know, maybe like a you don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
It's gonna be the first question, Kayla, it's not looking
good for These.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Are all odds and mathematician questions by but Brooke today,
this is not just a battle against Kayla. You're battling
another radio host who's possibly and probably much smarter than you.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
That's probably true.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
That is.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
I mean, I've been in this industry so long, only
smart people would eventually get out. Yes's not a good
look for me.
Speaker 4 (58:53):
Let's keep your long going radio career active. As you
leave the studio, we'll get to the game here with Kayla.
KAYLEA got thirty seconds, sant as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck, Kayla. We're
all rooting for you to win. Here we go. Your
time starts now. Today is Donald Duck Day? What's the
(59:14):
name of his girlfriend?
Speaker 11 (59:15):
Day?
Speaker 4 (59:16):
In which California city is the zip code nine O
two one zero, Beverly Hill. What is the currency of Mexico?
The one when humans exhale? What gas do they breathe out?
Speaker 11 (59:32):
Carbon monoxide?
Speaker 4 (59:33):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal
that's native to Asia?
Speaker 14 (59:39):
An elephant?
Speaker 4 (59:40):
What is Batman's real name?
Speaker 11 (59:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (59:43):
I don't know, All right, Kayla, Well done. Brook's gonna
come back into the studio here if you can see
us or is she crying? No, she's there, Okay, she's back. Okay,
And here here's a fun fact about Kyla's and she's
new to the show. Kayla love was throwing parties?
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Was it throwing up?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
She loves all types of parties, block parties, old school parties,
costume parties, even key parties. I think I've actually been
a few minutes of those, Kayla. Have I been there?
Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
No? But you have you gotta come?
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Oh, okay, you gotta send me the invite. Yeah, you
gotta see that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Maybe she doesn't know because they all wear masks.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Okay, what's the what's the key to throwing a great party?
In your opinion? Kayla? Ooh?
Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
Music in the food?
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I like all music and just good food.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah. Are you do you like to dance at parties?
Speaker 14 (01:00:39):
We usually do, like games like Domino spades, things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I'd love to take you on in space yap in
the bottle too.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Maybe.
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Wait wait a minute, now, wait a minute, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Telling you invite me to a party.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Jeffery only likes one type of party, Kayla.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Clearly, anyway, it's your turn. Oh, I love drop. Should
we give up on the game too exciteds Here we go,
Brick you're ready. Your time starts now. Today is Donald
Duck Day. What's the name of his girlfriend Daisy? In
which California city is the zip code nine O two
one zero, Beverly Hills. What is the currency of Mexico
(01:01:20):
the Peso? When humans exhale, what gas do they breathe out?
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Carbon?
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal
that's native to Asia?
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Panda?
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
What is Batman's real name?
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Wayne?
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Name the planet that is the largest volcano in our
solar system.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'm gonna go Jupiter.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Okay, that's fine. Answers are in. We're gonna head on
over the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts Milano. Kayla,
you got to correct today, Okay, Okay, that's not bad
at all.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Is that better worse than you did on the preview
radio Show's?
Speaker 14 (01:02:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Our questions are harder.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Well Brook is a genius and god.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Fun Okayla, let's go over the answer show. Ye, Donald
Duck Day, the name of his girlfriend is Daisy. Daisy Duck.
California city with a zip code nine O two one
oho is Beverly Hills. It's popular from that old TV show.
Currency of Mexico is the peso. Humans exhale carbon dioxide.
Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Did not give that to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
You, and Kayla, you said carbon monoxide. That's what your
car puts out.
Speaker 12 (01:02:36):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is the panda.
Batman's real name is Bruce Wayne. And the planet with
the largest volcano in our solar system is Mars. It's
called Olympus Mons. It's roughly the size of Arizona.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Oh wow, way to do us up Mars. Okay, Hey, Kayla.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
It wasn't enough to be brooke, but just we're playing.
We are going to give you a a family four
pack of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at
Angela the Winds Arena on June twenty first.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Oh nice, see why sounds fun? Well, Kayla, are we
now your new favorites?
Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
And I'm waiting for that invite to the key party,
so check your emails. Thanks Cayla, We'll be back. We're
gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Rookie Jeffrey in
the morning.
Welcome to your full show. We got a brand new
one for you today. It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Monday.
We got some laughs with a phone tap that I
believe was inspired by a car psychic. We got a
wild second date update where a guy ended up leaving
a girl's apartment and on a city bus. It's a
dramatic story.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Not being on a bus is that crazy? I messing
with brook Actually, it's a wild story.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And we got a brand new loser line, which I'm
so excited for you. But first we got to get
to those comments. Who are we loving today?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Alexis Yes, Justina Carpenter said, you guys bring a lot
of joy to a lot of people's lives. Not me,
but a lot of other people age fans of your music.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's Sabrina. Maybe it was a typo, she said. She
didn't really enjoy us. But let's get this show started.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I just hired a skywriter to fly over our studio
and spell out the name of our hero of the
Wow Jeffrey in the Morning, and this week's hero is
a thirty three year old mother from North Carolina named
Maria Hector. Because recently Maria had to deal with an
(01:22):
unfortunate incident where her teenage daughter was caught fighting on
the playground at her middle school.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Middle school is all about girl fights for some reason.
That's what I remember. Really, Yeah, there were so many
of them.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Naturally, the school asked mom to come swing by and
talk to the principal about the incident. So Maria went in,
sat down in the school office and did what any
good mother would do and started attacking the principal. Don't
tell me who my daughter can and can't beat up
(01:56):
on school property. The mom shoved the principal into a wall.
Then when another school administrator tried to intervene, Maria grabbed
her by the neck with both hands and started choking her.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, it's so shocking that she has a
violent dog.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, it's called maternal instinct. So the school was placed
on lockdown till police arrived and took Maria into custody.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's so embarrassing that your mom gets arrested.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
They charged her with assaulting a school official and second
degree trespassing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So she can't go to the school anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So Maria was released on bond. But now the good
news is that principle has finally learned his lesson. You
mess with Mama bear in her cup, you're gonna get
the clause.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I thought they'd just give Maria a detention and call
it goodasy.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's too logical.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's what makes Maria our new I don't know, it's
still not seeing it in the sky. I'm gonna have
to have some roots.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'd be careful. She's gonna barge into the studio.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Second, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock
collar question of the day with someone who's no stranger
to an r KO power bomb choke slams digital producer Jake.
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I'm fast, ye mate, Grab your eyeliner and emotional baggage
as we celebrate the birthday of an old time a
Hollywood icon, mister Johnny Depp every movie role from a
deranged pirate captain to a deranged candy factory owner to
(03:41):
a deranged barber with scissors her hands.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
But I'm back my double.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
Boys, how much do you really know about the wild
and crazy life of old Johnny d A special We're
playing a Depp or dupe edition.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
You guys say number one through twenty I'll give you
a fun fact about the life of Johnny. You just
have to tell me if that's a true Johnny Depp
or a made up Johnny doupe. We'll start with the
woman who's most likely to have spent time in a
Boise State brig that's Alexis.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's like a jail.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah eight, Alexis. Your Johnny Depp fact is Johnny Depp
once bought a private island in the Bahamas after filming
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Is that a depth or a dupe?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What a You know?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Depp is known for like buying atlandish things, running his
finances into the ground.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But well he's also a method actor too, so he
probably wants to own a Caribbean island so that he
knows what it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
In there to get the full experience. I feel like
Johnny Depp would be the guy to buy an island
and then forget where it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is, you know, just because you said that, Brook, Let's
go depth, Jake Lexis's.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Depp that's right for Snyland called Little Hall's Pond Q
in two thousand and four for three point five million.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
See itself cool, but like getting to the island do
you have?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
He probably never went. I think what's wild is that's cheaper,
I'm sure than his La House.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, oh my gosh, is off the board.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, give me eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Brook Your Johnny Depp fact is he turned down the
role of Jack Sparrow three times before agreeing to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Is that a Deborah dupe?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here's the thing. Did Jack Sparrow come? Came after Charlie
in the chocolate factory? And I could see him being like,
I'm a serious actor. I don't want to do another
children's movie. Yeah, take me seriously.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
We can also see his agent going, look, man, this
is Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
This is huge, Like, didn't you got it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, he's saying, you just bought an island.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You need to take all.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm gonna say that is depth Brooks.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He says, dep.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
That's a dupe. He wanted to do it right away,
Disney very hesitant at first.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
He's got such a polished image.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Jose, it's your turn.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Eight and eighteen are off the board.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Let's go twenty.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Up there, remember twenty Jose. Your Johnny Depp fact is
this he has a fear of clowns and keeps a
clown doll in his dressing room to face his fear.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Whoa is that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I dep or Dupe?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
What the heck?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Why would you have your feet? It's like I'm scared
of spider, so I keep a spider in my locker.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
He essentially is a Hollywood clown. How is he afraid
of them?
Speaker 9 (06:37):
I'm more thinking about the method, Like I could see
him being scared of clowns because it's a common fear, right,
But does he carry a clown to face it every day?
That's no, that's a dupe.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Jose says Dupe.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Right on, Jose, you got it.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
The fear of clowns is real. The clown doll is not.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Moving along.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Jeffrey, over to you.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Number seven.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Your Johnny Depp fact is this. He's been nominated for
an Oscar three times but has never won.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's a doop.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I've seen him accept an award I was a Kid's
Choice award.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now he could have easily won. What's the other one
that I feel like?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
She had won an Oscar, his acceptance speech would have
gone viral a million times over.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, it could have. He's been in Hollywood for forty.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Years, Jeff Well, I just mean it would have been
one of those like rambling nonsensical all over the place speeches,
like Matthew McConaughey's famous speech that didn't make any sense. Well,
since I have not seen that viral Oscar acceptance speech,
I'm gonna say that's a depth.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Jeffrey says depth.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Definitely.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
He was nominated for Pirates Finding Neverland and Sweeney Todd
didn't win for any of this. Alexi's gonna go sudden death.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Over to you, right, I'm sorry, sudden depth.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Sudden depth, exactly right. Jose, you get this right, You're
safe and Brookly the only ones got one wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Do you get it wrong?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
The ladies might get double shocked.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh okay, number one, don't mess this up here.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Johnny Depp. Fact, is this before acting? Johnny Depp was
in a garage band called The Flame Hogs.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is that a def dude.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I've never seen him post play an instrument or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I do follow him really closely. Right, that's a good point,
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Does The Flame Hogs doesn't seem like a weird enough
name for Johnny Depp's band. I mean, it's sort of weird,
but not deap enough.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I kind of like the name flamehogs for him.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
I'm gonna say dupe.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Like it says dupe.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You did have a band.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
It was called the Kids.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
There we go.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That means everybody but Brook.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Plenty of twenty all right, So Brook's gonna be getting
shocked today. She's going to be singing a pie. It's
life for me, for the Caribbean. We make you do.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
The pirates run around here with her limp wrists.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yo, yo, A pirate's life for me. Yeah, village plunderway
wife all alloo, drink up me man.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
So you're such a good pirate, b.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I feel like my co host needed a good news
story today. Yes, I got the medicine for what ails you.
It's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning. The other day, a
woman in Tennessee was heading to work. She dropped off
her three pound teacup Yorky added doggy daycare called Paws
and Claws. The news story does un list the dog's name,
(09:50):
so I'm just gonna call it noodle Roney. Here here's
a picture of a little noodle Ronneye. You could see
the photo of them up on our Instagram at broken Jeff.
So oh oh wait, he does say his name. It
says it's Max. Still go with Noo. Let's okay, quick
(10:11):
vote around the room. Raise your hand if you want
to use the boring name Max or the fun name
Noodle Roney. Alright, let's go to the score sheet.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Up.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Okay, five to none, Noo wins, So we're gonna We're
gonna stick with Noodle. Okay. Unfortunately, we're out of time
for the rest of Jeff.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We just renamed a dog. That's all we did. You
didn't even give us the uplifting story.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm sorry, are you okay? Fine, well, if you want
to know the employees, let the dog outside and a
hawk swoop down and pick what you wanted to hear
the rest of the story. Hold on before we get
to here's a picture of the hawk. No, we'll put
a photo of the hawk up on our Insta stories.
We'll call him Noodle slurp. Where did Okay, here's the
(11:00):
good news. Noodle Rony was found disheveled and bruised a
few miles away. He had killed the hawk. Noodle was
checked out by the bets. He's totally fine, but the
owner is now suing the daycare for negligence. America. Good
(11:21):
news is happening in the world. You just have to
look for it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And it's an eagle. I mean, how.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
We go?
Speaker 9 (11:28):
I know, we love mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
These positive stories coming with Laser Stories right after this.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Thank God.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It's the radio segment that's helping you wake up refreshed
with a clean floor thanks to rumba roaster, the vacuum
that sucks up crumbs and then runs water through him
to make you a hot cup of Joe. Every decaf
now available with Laser Stories. The segment where we read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
(12:02):
except we've got a laser and those other Sukka chinos
just don't.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He made a grocery with decap.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
This laser story is out of Chicago. A doordass driver
named Barston Phillips got an odd request the other day
for a delivery, but thought, why not, I've never done
this before, so I'm gonna try it. Okay, So he
picked up the food and drove to O'Hare Airport.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh wow, huge.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But he didn't enter the terminal or the parking garage. Instead.
In the surveillance video, you can see his red Elantra
pull up to a security gate near the tarmac.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, no way, like a pilot just ordered food.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
He then simply tells the guard he's a doordass driver
and voila, they him through.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh wait, that's a secret code. That's all we needed.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
My god, It's like the highest level of security on
an airport is to be on the tarmac.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
So he goes past the gate and onto the tarmac. Oh,
just following the instructions from his GPS coordinates. Five minute
es later, he pulls up alongside a United Airlines plane
for the delivery.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh yeah, I love it. No point, he thought, maybe
I should stop driving.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
People keep letting them in like I keep going to
Barston was unsure how he was going to get the
chicken sandwich from the ground up into the cabin.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
But it wasn't given any time to figure that out
because a few seconds later police surrounded him and took
him into customer.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I almost asked, like, where are the police.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Luckily, he was able to produce the door dash receipt
to back up his story. Oh, airport officials say the
guard at that gate has been fired. That's what they're
looking more closely into. How security was breached so easily.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, but did the passenger or the pilot.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Ever get their throw it up into the window or
what he must have gotten it because Barston was given
five stars for going the extra illegal mile.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Five stars like Grant Agatto five stars.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, both it's next or stories out of trend town USA.
If you're a parent, you're probably familiar with the concept
of tummy time.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, it's where you know, babies need to build their
muscles in their necks and stuff on their tummies.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
You have you lie on their tummies so that they
can strengthen all those little muscles improve their motor skills.
And if you're a TikToker, you may be familiar with
the latest trend, adult tummy time.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Just see too many sweets.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
In my stomach.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's just a nap on the floor.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
It's the same, but for adults. So contant creators say
you should be on your stomach for ten or more
minutes every day.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Because we're like baby newborns and our heads flop around.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Like what even if you're just watching TV, scrolling or reading.
The reason why it's supposed to counteract tech nek the
effect of the hours you spend hunched over your computers
and phones and other devices. So if you lay on
your tummy and look up, that's supposed to balance it out.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I do sometimes love to lay on the floor watch
TV at film good, but I go on my phone.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You gotta be careful, though. One video warns that if
you tilt your head back too much during adult tummy time,
you're basically just bending your neck and spine in the
same way that you do when you're hunched over, so
you get the opposite effect. Okay, so better news.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Keep your s time is dangerous for adults.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Snacks Lazer story is out of food News. If you
haven't heard, the cracker snack Goldfish will have a new
limited edition flavor this month.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Dude, they are coming with the flavors lately.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
This one's called Awesome Sauce. Oh, it's supposed to be
similar to burger.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Dressing French fried dip.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Maybe it's a sweet, smoky, and tangy flavor that's quote
impossible to resist. Oh that's just like what my yearbook
caption said. Nilbian stores sometime this month, along with spicy
dill Pi goldfish. Those are returning for a limited time. Yeah,
(16:05):
and that's where things get interesting. Okay, because a marketing
director from the company says, if you eat spicy Dell
pickle goldfish with awesome sauce goldfish at the same time,
it tastes exactly like you're eating a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Try to say it tasted like fried pickles, like the
pickle chips, but chicken sandwich. Remember the chicken and a
biscuit crackers.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Now there's rumors saying goldfish people are working on a
combo that'll taste like a low budget fish sandwich.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Okay, the only thing we don't want to actually taste
like fish.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Not sure if that'll be a hit, but if we're
mixing goldfish to create meals, I'm sure at least one
of us in this room is down to volunteer to
be a taste test.
Speaker 11 (16:49):
It is.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
This next laser story is out of movie Mayhem whoa
the nineteen ninety five cinematic classic Tommy Boy starring David
Spade and Chris Farley.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, legendary movie.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It turns thirty years old this summer. Yeatie and a little.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I say, if you were gonna tell me they were
doing a remake, I was gonna make you leave the room.
Oh no, you cannot remake that movie.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Impossible the rock Yes. Yeah, so, because the movie was
set in San Dusky, Ohio, they are planning a huge
celebration there called Tommy boy Fest.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Likes he gonna read this as Tommy dash Boyfest.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, the Hawk gys him.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Tommy sounds good to me. It goes down August seventh
through the ninth, and Chris Farley isn't gonna be there too, lazy.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
David Still isn't booked either for some reason. In fact,
no stars from the movie are scheduled to be in town.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What are they gonna do? They're just gonna have a
lot of people in little coats walking around.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, I'll be there yelling.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Bees every worst yourself, house keeping.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Let me sleep for the love of God.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
A really fun I bet laughing.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Have you guys seen it?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Maybe we should do it.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We do a gen Z versus classic movie on our podcast.
That's the one we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's stupid funny.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Her least, look what you've got me into genome Hey
and love it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, the actors aren't going to be there, but the
director of the movie is, along with the actual wrecked
car from the film. Okay. Activities will include movie screenings,
live music, a classic car show, and a lookalike contest.
That's awesome. I love it when cities and towns across
our great country get creative and celebrate things like this.
(18:47):
And I'm just waiting for somebody to step up and
host Turtlefest.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay, it's gonna be different.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Can You'll imagine it kissing booth with just shoes in it,
and you get to meet the man himself. If he's
not too busy, he's That's how means Laser Stories has
come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
On Wednesday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Usually after the weekend. Our voicemail machine is full of
people desperately trying to score a date or just a
cheap hookup. And if that's all you're after, just message
me directly. I have to waste your time. But no,
today was a little different because we got a message
from a guy who wants to audition live for a
lucrative career. That he desperately wants to have. From the
(19:35):
audio alone, it sounds like he's down to protein shake,
torn off his own shirt, and injected six different types
of shark testosterone just to prepare for this moment. My personally,
I think he has potential to be a star. You're
gonna have to decide for yourself. When you hear it
in a brand new loser line that's coming up right
(19:56):
after this, you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's just the right number.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
It's a loser line.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard
the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say
someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, sweetie, that
outfit is nice, but you know what would look even
better if within my frail arms and whatever you do,
(20:25):
resist the urge to yank out his catheter and pop
it into his mouth instead. I said, don't do that.
You should tell him that you're looking to make a
huge mistake tonight with a much older gentleman that'll haunt
your life forever, and then you give him the digits
of the loser lines. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
when he could play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Next, Garrett, Hey.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
It's so so I just checked my GoFundMe and I
didn't see any donations from.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
You yet, So I just figured i'd like to see, like.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Are you gonna do that? Because you know, like I
was telling you the other night, I just.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
Absolutely refuse to do a low budget a visa trip.
Speaker 16 (21:12):
It's just like, ugh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
I just cannot do that sad version with the hostels
and the tap water and just like petty cabs or whatever,
because then it's like new, like what's the.
Speaker 14 (21:25):
Point even, you know, like I need this to be elevated.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
So if you could get your donation in as soon
as possible, that way.
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I could book the VIP pole party tickets and get the.
Speaker 15 (21:40):
Eyelash funds going all the stuff, I would just love
you forever.
Speaker 14 (21:45):
Next message, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
God, I don't know if I've ever heard a more
touching gofund me story.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I was like, is that my sister, because I feel
the exact same way, like an Airbnb with a shared pool.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She would have left her go fund me page. We
totally all would.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, we should donate to that. That's a worthy cause.
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Geah, listen, I don't have a lot of time. But
if a woman named the Neessa called you, just pretend
you're my cousin, okay, and we went into each other
there and then went back to your place to like
watch bacon videos or doing a pozle or something.
Speaker 18 (22:23):
Just make a sound intent.
Speaker 17 (22:25):
Let me crashing the couch okay, and uh.
Speaker 18 (22:28):
Man, what else?
Speaker 11 (22:30):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (22:31):
Oh, if you mentioned a pink scrunchy, just say it's yours.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Just do it for me, please, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
What's wrong with hanging out with your cousin and doing
puzzles together.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I thought he was cheating with the person who gave
him the loser line, But then the pink scrunch he
came out of nowhere. Whose pink scrunchy was it?
Speaker 13 (22:48):
I don't know?
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Yah does sounded like when they speed up those commercials
for the legal ads.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
In terms of conditions apply.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, whether you're talking to your cousin or to anybody.
If you haven't been to our Instagram yet, you need
to go there. At Brooke and Jeffrey, I'd say, out
of all of our social media, we get the least
amount of hateful comments there, which is really saying something
because people hate us a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, I mean you haven't checked the DMS in a while.
But on the forward facing comments we're good.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
So I even leave some of the meanest comments on
there just for myself, but never on Insta. So follow
us there spread some love. Plus, you can enjoy your
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like this one. Hi you.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
I hate to do this.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
I'm so sorry, but I don't really remember your name.
I will tell you. I wrote you down in my
phone as cutish beard guy who offered me fries. So
that's a really good sign, right, But I do have
a question. Are you the guy who owned the hot
tub company? Because if you are, definitely call me. If
(24:13):
you're not the hot tub guy, I mean I guess
still call me, but maybe lower your expectations. Maybe like
actually a lot next message.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, if hot tub was so important to her, why
wouldn't it have been in the title of his name?
Hot dub guy is what she should have saved?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Is that a hot guy profession I own a hot tub.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Company, not that it's about using the hot tub. Nobody
cares about.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
The guy you go all out for the jacuzzi dude,
but anybody else lower your expectations because I'm not going
to try for you, especially.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
If you get one of those hot tubs with like
a little meani waterfall.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Led change color.
Speaker 14 (24:56):
Oh my god, you you you, mister Jacobson.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I am strong Jack.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Do you think I could be in the w W.
Please let me know when that tryout is and I
will be there pro. I will crush it.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
No com pro, Sorry thought of that. Look, I'm trying
to work on my swearing. I swear I won't do
that in a ring. I won't do that in a ring.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Bro, I swear.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
But looking, I am so ready to quit my job
at the movie theater, So.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Just gi me a word, dude.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
I won't let you down.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm rooted for you.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What was his wrestler?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I know, I do. She needs to do something like that,
like a popcorn print.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, wrestling into it. I don't know wrestling that well.
But ticket avenger?
Speaker 11 (26:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is that a good?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Does it scare you? Thinking of that guy as a
movie usher? Like letting you in?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Excuse me, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Is that candy and your purse?
Speaker 20 (26:14):
Brother?
Speaker 21 (26:15):
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Speaker 4 (26:30):
Right there, we're gonna do a phone tap right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
And Jeffrey in the Morning, And a lot of you
listening probably don't know that we've been doing this show
together for a long long time. Yeah yeah, well over
a decade and a lot of really really dumb segment
ideas have made it onto the air ye time. I
mean like really stupid.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
In fact, one happened that predates Jose even being here,
where we had one of Brook's friends on the phone
and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche.
I remember. So listeners would call in, they would honk
their car horn, and this lady would be able to
tell the make and model of their vehicle just by
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the sound.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Okay, I mean, I gotta tell you. The trick was
that the callers would tell our producer what they were
driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But yeah, what's up, Tyler, Well, one of our all
time dumb ideas.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So I loved it.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We didn't use that exact concept, but we are bringing
the car psychic back in a different way. And now
this psychic needs car insurance. In your phone tap right now, An,
this is.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Hi, Jason, my name is Jevin Quibb and I'm calling
because I need to add a very specific type of
coverage to my policy.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
Yeah, what are you looking to ensure?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I mean, it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
I mean I've been doing this a long time, so
I'm sure whatever it is we could do something.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.
So I'm a car clairvoyant, you know.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
I don't know. Can you actually explain that a little more?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Well?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I have a gift where I can see the future,
but only with my red Hyundai.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
I'm not sure I understand.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Okay. For example, just last night I had a vision
of a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,
very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda
and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want
to save some money by filing a preclaim for when
it happens.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
A pre claim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you What
are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Think of it like like time travel insurance. You don't
want to be the guy who denied me and then
sees it come true on the news and realizes, Oh gosh,
I blew it.
Speaker 11 (29:07):
Wait did you see time travel insurance?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before, but
you said you've seen pretty much everything.
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance. Not something
for a car clearvoint.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,
just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the
weight of my foresight, in case the universe collapses. Why
you're being difficult with me?
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Sure, I'm not being difficult with you.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
I just you know, this isn't something that people ensure.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
This is feels like a pretty normal request.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Yeah, it's not. Though. That's the thing.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits
my red Hyundai later today, as I told you so.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's
it's not like it's not something we do.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Oh did you hear that that's a dark blue nineteen
ninety six cadillact de Ville and I didn't even look
out the window. I just knew it. It's my gift.
So do you believe me? Now? Do you believe in
my carvuoyance?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Why would I?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?
You could just ensure my third eye? That's it. You
can listen as non traditional vision assistance. Nope, you must
have that.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
We do.
Speaker 11 (30:25):
We don't have anything like that.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Oh you don't do that either.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak
to a different kind of specialist because this is just
completely out of my realm.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
You know what, Jason, even though I'm a car psychic,
I knew you were going to say that.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Okay, didn Kevin quib That's correct?
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Right, I gotta go. I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
I really don't care at this point because I don't
care about a car psychic.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,
you on the radio, getting prank phone called.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Oh it's what do you?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
What are you talking about? You're on the radio right now,
Jason and my real name is jeff from a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
phone tap on you. Man, I am I'm just joking.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
My god, you owe my I was so so confused.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
That was just yeah, I know, that was a whole point.
Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she
said you're the only one in the office who still
takes weird calls. Pretty seriously. She want us to go
full weird.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Oh man, I was on the Google car clear plant
insurance to see if I was a crazy one.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
That's a real thing now thanks to you.
Speaker 11 (31:46):
Oh no, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
I predict that you will be the leader of car
clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
I mean it's like a makes some money. It's like
I'm not a kid.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning, cool.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I'll be here.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Week up every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
There's a famous saying from Thomas the Tank Engine, where
one wrong switch in the whole trains off the track.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh Thomas show.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
It means all it takes is one tiny hiccup to
completely ruin your plans for the day. And that's exactly
what happened to one of our listeners during a great
date where one minute he's running outside a girl's apartment
to move his car real quick, and the next minute
he's on a city bus miles away heading in the
completely wrong direction. Who how did his night get so
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wildly off track? You're gonna hear it in a brand
new second date update coming up next Second Date update.
On this show, we talk about us foodies quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, we love our food eating.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Right now, yes, literally because everyone here is hungry constantly.
But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the
best place for them to meet up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Like to me for the first time, or to go
on the first.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Date, Like how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah,
we have two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Put that in the description and you send them your
date idea.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
That's like love to me, but you're trying to go
to end on this gator stick. I bring up food
fairs because that's where one of our listeners met a
fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul so Paul, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
Hey, thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food
is it's so easy to have conversation, right, yeah, you
always have something to talk about.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Good or bad. Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yes, no, absolutely no.
Speaker 18 (33:57):
In fact, I met Taylor at a streets fair.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Oh okay, okay. So her name is Taylor? And how
did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the
picture for us, all right.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
Well, we were in line for the Korean corn.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Dogs and she just started chatting.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of
it looks like the corn cheese.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
It's beyond description. And the taste was insane.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Now this is my new summer goal to seek out
write that down listeners.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. Did okay?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
And so you and Taylor in line together? Is that
how you struck up a conversation?
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Yeah, because she was behind me.
Speaker 12 (34:35):
So we just started chatting about that and then other
things we had had, and then we kind of hit
it off and then we walked the whole fair.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
What's aw you guys out there by yourselves.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
I was just there for me, but Taylor was there
with her sister and her sister's kids.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh so it's easy to split off and yeah she
was thankful. Yeah that's so cute. Yeah in the fair together,
eat in your Korean corn dogs. I mean this sounds
like a great sound.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Like a Korean soapball.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over?
Speaker 12 (35:10):
She let me choose the next place, and I happened
to pick the exact ones she wanted to go, and
we kept doing that back and forth where we were
almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
It's like, no way I was going to I wanted
to go there.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food coma,
that's why she's not calling me back.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
I did have the sweats, but I try my best
to camp it down.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But that's the goal, is to get the sweats slightly.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So was this year date like just hanging out at
the food fair trying stuff together?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
No?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,
but I said that I wanted to bring her food.
Speaker 11 (35:52):
From my favorite restaurant.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Same day.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Please tell me a different day after all this food?
Speaker 4 (35:59):
You know what you want more food, Yes, the same day, please, No,
it's not.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
It was listed next day.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
That is a thoughtful thing to do.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah, I think anybody who likes to cook or just
feed anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
And it's his love language. Yeah, how did that go?
Speaker 18 (36:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
Well, I mean the food I knew was going to
be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And you hand delivered, then hand delivered.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.
Speaker 11 (36:29):
I handed it to.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Her like, handed it directly into her mouth. Yes, I
wish she's like I can taste the Italian.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, like staved.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
You just dropped it off and drove off.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's a good question.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
No.
Speaker 11 (36:42):
I wanted to stay longer.
Speaker 12 (36:43):
But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,
and I think I was like in a toe zone
and I really had kind of a short window and
there wasn't.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Any way you could just move your car.
Speaker 11 (36:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
I actually I tried to move the car because I
told her I'd be back.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then
come back and finish.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Didn't you come back?
Speaker 12 (37:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I got to wait.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Wait, you got your.
Speaker 20 (37:07):
Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so
I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
But here I am.
Speaker 12 (37:12):
I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and
the guy's not even listening to me.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,
and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with
too many tow truck drivers. Driver, the wheels are uplifted
off the grill. We can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You gave him like a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I have tried.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,
so you weren't able to get your car off the toe. No,
I wasn't too.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Wonderful. Then they impounded. Then you have to go to
the pound place, then you have to have cash. It
all sucks.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Well, no, what did you do about Taylor?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Sorry, I'm done with the car.
Speaker 11 (37:55):
So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going to
come back. And then now the next thing you know,
I'm on a bush wait to.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Go get your car.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Did you not tell her that your car got towed?
Speaker 11 (38:04):
No?
Speaker 18 (38:04):
I thought I could just get the car and come
back like nothing had happened.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But rookie mistake.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's just like Murphy's Law, right.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Oh man, So wait, did you ever make it back
there at all?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 11 (38:17):
I just told her that i'd hit her up.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
No wonder she.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Feels like you like ditched her in the middle of
the day.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Did you ever explain.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next date.
But it didn't sound like she was interested.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you
wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably
a red flag that you're that unreliable.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Well, it's also a sign you shouldn't park in that
area flags it's blocked off. So how long has it
been since your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.
Speaker 11 (38:51):
It's been like a week.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh no, we had to get you a second date
so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was
to get your fund was actually worth a hug.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
So did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?
This is the best restaurant you've ever been.
Speaker 20 (39:04):
You know.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money,
Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure
if she's paying attention. We focused on something.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
We're gonna do something.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
We're gonna get some answers for everybody when we come
back and do your second Date update. Right after this
hold on Second Date update, one of the most tragic
stories we have ever heard on this segment about a
lonely canoley sitting on a plate, crying, waiting for a
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warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it, and help
fulfill its culinary destiny.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
The children's movie An Animated Canoli.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
We don't think she just ate two.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
It's possible. We don't know because our listener Paul never
returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with
Taylor because this car got towed and we all feel
bad for Paul. But that canoli, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It is so crazy to sit down at a person's
house to share a meal with them, go to move
your car, and then never return.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be back,
yeah a second, yeah, never show.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
But at least, like they said, he was texting or
trying to keep her informed on what was going on.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Vaguely, He's gonna tell her the whole story on their
next date. That just never happened.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yes, so we're going to try to make that happen
for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly
for that Cannoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?
Speaker 11 (40:37):
I'm absolutely ready.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Everybody hashbag team Cannoli. If you're posting on.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Social have I she cried into those Canolis?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, it's a cr Only one way to find out
is by dialing her number right now. We'll see if
she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking
to talk to a Taylor.
Speaker 14 (41:02):
This is she My ask is calling?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, you may you're We're a radio show called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're
all wanting to talk to you about actually a date
that you went on recently with one of our listeners,
a guy named Paul.
Speaker 14 (41:22):
Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
You do?
Speaker 14 (41:28):
I think seeing you guys on social media?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks? Did you like to follow.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Smash that subscribe?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
But that's why she just did it now uninstalled TikTok
foreverything listening to it.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
But yeah, this is a second date update, and we
know that you and Paul met at a food fair recently,
and you had a brief hangout with him the week
after that didn't go quite according to play.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
It was the next night.
Speaker 14 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
It's weird. It was gross.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Gross.
Speaker 14 (42:05):
Was not the food.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Not the food, just the situation.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Makes sense why you'd be upset, for sure, because.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
We're aware that things were left on kind of a
weird note, because he said he was leaving to go
move his car. It was supposed to be real quick
and he came back, but he never He never did.
Speaker 14 (42:23):
He told me that he had to grab something out
of his car.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of
explaining what happened next.
Speaker 14 (42:34):
No, he didn't because he never told me that.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, okay, I think he was hoping to explain in person.
He was pretty embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 14 (42:46):
I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah,
he was definitely in a different state of mind, Like,
the whole situation was pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving
was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?
Speaker 14 (43:00):
He was definitely different than he was the day before,
Like he sat down, he was checking his phone. He
seemed like rushed.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Nervous, maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat because he
was really looking forward to sharing it with you. He
made that very clear to us. Do you think maybe
nerves played into it at all?
Speaker 14 (43:21):
So I think I know what the real story is,
and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Real story.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, what do you think the real story is?
Speaker 14 (43:33):
Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,
and I found the receipt still in the bag that
he brought, and it was a name and address.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
It's like a.
Speaker 14 (43:41):
Completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Did he accidentally takes someone to go, like the canol
order wasn't for him?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Maybe not?
Speaker 14 (43:52):
Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole
the meal from like an Uber East.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Driver only stop stop. That is such an accusation.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Serious.
Speaker 14 (44:05):
You explained the receipt with all the different information and
then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll
be back in twenty.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, Well we should find out right now, because Paul,
are you there, I'm here, Taylor. He's actually been on
the other line listening, wanting to talk to you, Paul Taylor.
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Taylor, I promise you I did not steal that from
an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Where'd the receipt come from?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Then there's probably a mix up.
Speaker 18 (44:32):
I am a Uber eats driver.
Speaker 14 (44:35):
What what?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Explain it?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't get it.
Speaker 12 (44:39):
Can you tell me that I just didn't It was
going to come up eventually, but I just didn't really
know how to say it, and I was just more
interested in the food and your reaction to the food.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Paul?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're
an Uber eats driver or not.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
The order was for somebody else.
Speaker 18 (45:00):
They had canceled, and so I had the food, and
so I did they really canceled?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Can cancels?
Speaker 5 (45:06):
No?
Speaker 14 (45:06):
One I ate someone else's Canoi?
Speaker 3 (45:09):
You would canceled your hooper's taking a long time because
he stopped at someone's house?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So wait, I thought your car got towed. I thought
that was the whole thing.
Speaker 14 (45:19):
Are your car got food?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
No?
Speaker 11 (45:22):
Look, I wait, I didn't for the show.
Speaker 18 (45:26):
I just thought it would sound better if my car
got towed.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Because you had to finish a shift. It's on your
own time though, Yeah, but if you have food in
the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
He stole the food dropping off at her house and.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
He's like in the car, Oh, you had to finish
another order.
Speaker 18 (45:45):
I didn't think it was going to be that busy
that night, but my phone just kept blowing up and
I just kept getting.
Speaker 14 (45:51):
Delivery after God on so many different levels.
Speaker 18 (45:58):
But because look, I'm not on apps, and I don't
really date a whole lot, and I don't really meet
people that really set me off like the way you
did when we met at the food fair, I was
like got another world, and so just to have an opportunity,
even if it was just short, to spend any time
with you, for me was worth anything, including just a small.
Speaker 14 (46:18):
Lie that sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see
someone who has lied to me so many times like
upon meeting Well, Taylor.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Are you forgetting the gift of the delicious canoli that
was one else's.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Aren't cheap spensive treats?
Speaker 12 (46:38):
Taylor, you have to admit that cannoli was amazing?
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Can you deny that it was amazing?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
But the rest of it is just too weird for me.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Just call needs to apologize. He lied from the moment
the food got there. He lied to us, he lied
to her about why he left.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Like, I support him lying to us, but the other
stuff that's not okay.
Speaker 20 (47:02):
I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry
for putting anyone through this, but I really just want
a second chance, And if I could take you out
and really really show you who I am, I really
believe this can be a thing.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
Do you hear that? Tailor? He's inviting you onto his
next Uber each shift, which is.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Actually super helpful because if one person runs the orders
out and the other stays in the car, you don't
have to find parking.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Nice I.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Want to eat together.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
To Yes, that does not sound very enticing to me.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.
Do you have a problem dating an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (47:39):
Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver
who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy, strange, Like.
Speaker 12 (47:49):
Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent
honest with you. I stole someone's food and I gave
it to you and you ate it.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
You're an accessory.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind
of honest.
Speaker 14 (48:00):
Taylor, Wow, that is refreshing. Oh good, I'm gonna I'm
gonna have to go.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
Well, before you go, I just need to ask you
if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,
maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a yes.
Speaker 14 (48:13):
No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it,
but that's a giant no.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
But did the little Italian place get a new customer?
Speaker 14 (48:24):
I'm never eating a canoli ever again.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
You can't spell no without canoli.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
There we go, Yeah you can.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Wait, you can't spell canoli without no.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, you can candles.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I'm gonna start spelling no as darn it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Well, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Is honesty always the best policy?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god? I just like honestly, any honesty would
be a good policy, just even an ounce of it, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Well, Paul was honest at the end there and admitted
that he stole the cannoli from somebody else, and even
that wasn't enough to win her get credit.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
For being honest after you lied and then got caught
fifteen minutes l.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
He did lie to us multiple times before that, and
you should know we don't like to be lied to.
We like to be lied on. I right, brother, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
The mess up? I actually still really liked Paul. I
hope Paul. Yeah, I know his line issue because I
think that he sounded like a good guy.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
You're just sweet talking him for free, Conole.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And I don't it's not a bad play on, jeff.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
If you want free stuff, we do this show for free.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
You check it out wherever you get your podcasts at
Brook and Jeffrey. And if you want our assistance, email
the show. We can call that person who's not calling you.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
What just happened over the weekend in our city. Many
are already calling it the comedy event of the century,
featuring one man who's bigger than Kevin Hart, yes, edgier
than Dave Chappelle, and whiter than Carrot Top. Our very
(50:12):
own Jose Bolangos was back on stage performing Alive at
a packed comedy club, So we had to drop the
mic and ask everybody in attendance, why are you even here,
and the responses were actually pretty funny. You'll hear him
in a special edition of what You're Doing at Jose's
Comedy Show that's coming up right after this. There are
(50:35):
some events in life that just change you. A wedding,
the birth of your child, and of course watching a
grown man in cargo shorts tell jokes into a microphone
for forty five straight minutes.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Man, I wish I were Cargo.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And that's exactly what
happened the other night when our own Jose Bologna got
back on the comedy stage for the first time in
a while.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I so excited.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Happened in front of a packed house, so of course
we had to stick a microphone into the crowd and
ask the question on everyone's mind.
Speaker 22 (51:13):
One, two, three, So what You're doing at Jose's Comedy show?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
And Alexis was there talking to the fans who were
in line waiting to get in. Let's see how it went.
Speaker 10 (51:31):
What you do in a Jose's Comedy Show?
Speaker 23 (51:33):
I am dragging my stepmom and sweet dad. It is
their tenth anniversary and we went to the show about
ten years ago, and so we are back now.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Wait, wait, so you're forcing them to spend their anniversary
here with me?
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Yeah, with you, you and Jose.
Speaker 7 (51:50):
That's why their hair.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 10 (51:52):
Oh gotta see you're celebrating.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, how did you let them know the news of
their anniversary play?
Speaker 23 (51:57):
I texted them today and I said, after work, they
need to come pick me up and bring me to
the show.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
But I pay for the show.
Speaker 10 (52:03):
That's nice. There you go. I see you have a
lot of food and drinks. Who paid for these here?
Speaker 7 (52:08):
Actually them?
Speaker 10 (52:09):
They picked you up also, so.
Speaker 15 (52:11):
They're yeah, so one drinking and they're driving you home.
Speaker 11 (52:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (52:15):
What a good anniversary.
Speaker 7 (52:16):
Oh, it's such a good anniversary.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
I think.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I'm so happy. It's really good to know that even
when my kids are grown, they'll still be adding to
the romance of my real In.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Ten years, it's going to be like Mom taking me
an Alder, the Jose's Comedy Show and Buy or Fall
Free Dreams.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yes, it's almost got to be a d to celebrate
your wedding.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Mom, I swear.
Speaker 10 (52:39):
It's wild what you do not Jose's Comedy Show.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Oh.
Speaker 24 (52:42):
I came to see Jose Bologna, so I love very much.
He's my favorite radio host and maybe looking to meet
a nice, pretty young lady tonight.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
So you want to meet somebody in the crowd tonight, Sure,
why not?
Speaker 10 (52:52):
Who's gonna stand out to you? What's your type?
Speaker 24 (52:54):
My type is a redhead, volumptuous. Do you see any
a Rubenesque?
Speaker 10 (52:59):
What can you explain?
Speaker 24 (53:00):
Rubenesque is from the fifteen hundreds where they were very
curvy and shapely.
Speaker 7 (53:04):
That man, they had a lot of money.
Speaker 10 (53:06):
Fifteen hundreds type girl.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
Yeah, hopefully she's that old.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
Okay, I'm getting a little distracted by the mullets.
Speaker 7 (53:14):
It's a beautiful mullet. It's really long, it's almost pass
my chest.
Speaker 15 (53:18):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
You want to know the name of this mullet.
Speaker 24 (53:21):
Yeah, of course, It's called Pure Luxury.
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Pure Luxury.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Why yeah, because I mean, look at it.
Speaker 24 (53:29):
It's it's luxurious, it's pure, it's all natural, the same hair.
We This is God given the baby Jesus gave me this.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Okay, and is that that's working for you?
Speaker 24 (53:39):
The mullet successfry not yet tonight, but it is still
young and so are we.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Right.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
I wish you good luck tonight, and go luck to
Proud Luxury too.
Speaker 7 (53:48):
No, it's pure luxury.
Speaker 10 (53:49):
All right, you're pure luxury.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
Don't ever disrespect the mullet.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Wow, you know what, only the classiest of the class
go to see Jose.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
You got excited ladies. You got mullet wearing dudes. You're
looking for an excited lady.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Where's the fifteen hundreds ladies?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well, they maybe in the bathroom working on their corsett.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Those ladies would love the mullet. Yeah, yeah, I thought
he would go with a white wig.
Speaker 11 (54:18):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
When we go time travel, this is gonna be really
weird to see it actually go down.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, what you doing that Jose's comedy shows.
Speaker 23 (54:25):
Well, I've been listening to the show for a long
time and I saw this pop up on my Instagram.
Speaker 10 (54:31):
Okay, here and you're here with who's it? My boyfriend Casey?
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Hi, Casey, Hello, he's going you who?
Speaker 10 (54:37):
So is your idea to come here?
Speaker 12 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (54:38):
Yeah, you got dragged along?
Speaker 11 (54:40):
Or oh no?
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Now I'm a big fan, big fan.
Speaker 10 (54:42):
And how long have you guys been together new relationship?
Speaker 23 (54:45):
Almost three years?
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Okay? And are you guys like normally each other's type?
Speaker 23 (54:49):
Oh yeah, So the story of how we met was
can you tell Ada? Bar class was playing a rock
star by Knickelback over the speaker. So I'm up there
singing on a chair and I turned around and we
locked eyes, and I knew he was mine forever and
I was gonna ruin his life.
Speaker 10 (55:08):
I love that for you. What did you think when
you saw her on the chair dancing same thing?
Speaker 4 (55:13):
I was like, who played this?
Speaker 23 (55:14):
I was playing pool and turned around saw I was like, okay, okay.
Speaker 10 (55:18):
Then yeah, thought she's gonna ruin my life?
Speaker 4 (55:20):
Oh yeah, he game over?
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Since then, this is modern day true love story.
Speaker 23 (55:24):
Absolutely want a bar meant in person and never turned.
Speaker 10 (55:28):
Back nickel Back. Not a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Can I love Nickelback your wedding when Nickelback beat the song?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 23 (55:35):
If you don't like Nickelback.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
Then.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
What she says is true. Most Nickelback fans are bound
to ruin somebody's life at some point.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Well, they sounded in love.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Together, that's right, literally stronger than the Nickelback on. It's
what you're doing at Jose's comedy show, And at this
point we haven't heard from Jose. He normally does this
segment with a Lexus, but it's.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
A little busy. Jeff.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
Yeah, he's backstage, he's in the green room, prepping his jokes,
doing his mouth exercises, greeting all the celebrities that stop by,
like Carrot Top's uncle and the David Hasselhoff impersonator.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, or may have.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
Actually been him. Hard to know, but Jose did find
a way to get one in. So let's hear his
What you're doing? What you're doing at hasse Is Comedy show?
Speaker 10 (56:24):
Hah love Rolando?
Speaker 4 (56:26):
What do you love so much about Rolando?
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Looks, the fun the funny?
Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yes ah?
Speaker 25 (56:32):
Okay, Now I must ask how sober are you? You
almost knocked this thing over?
Speaker 7 (56:37):
Are you drunk?
Speaker 4 (56:39):
Okay?
Speaker 25 (56:40):
Do I get more attractive or less attractive as you drink?
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Very attractive?
Speaker 4 (56:45):
You want to take me home?
Speaker 10 (56:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (56:46):
See see you said in multiple languages.
Speaker 19 (56:50):
You are very eager.
Speaker 25 (56:51):
Down girl, No walk away. You cannot do this to Rolando.
Noth in front of the young women. Okay, you are
too horny. Woman.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Somebody give me a spray bottle.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
I need to She is like a cot.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
I must spray her now.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
I feel like that happens at every show.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, I remember the girl you said wasn't drunk at first?
Speaker 4 (57:12):
Boom, that's the girl.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Was that with her parents? Yes, trying to take Rolando home. Yes,
she got turned down in front of her mom died.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
I don't think so. I think Rolando's body count went
up three figures.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
They celebrated the universary.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
That's what you're doing at Jose's comedy show. Your phone
draft's coming.
Speaker 5 (57:37):
Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
You know, every time somebody calls in for this segment,
we always ask why do you want to play Brook?
Like what pushed you to call in today? And this
was a unique answer from a new player named Kate.
Apparently she played trivia on a different radio station recently
and lost there, so she's hoping that Brooke isn't as
(58:09):
intelligent as their host she can win and feel better
about herself. Kayla, welcome to the show. Hey, Hey, nice
to have you.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
What do you think the odds are me being dumber?
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I don't know, maybe like a you don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
It's gonna be the first question, Kayla, it's not looking
good for These.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Are all odds and mathematician questions by but Brooke today,
this is not just a battle against Kayla. You're battling
another radio host who's possibly and probably much smarter than you.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
That's probably true.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
That is.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
I mean, I've been in this industry so long, only
smart people would eventually get out. Yes's not a good
look for me.
Speaker 4 (58:53):
Let's keep your long going radio career active. As you
leave the studio, we'll get to the game here with Kayla.
KAYLEA got thirty seconds, sant as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you can say past. But
you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.
Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck, Kayla. We're
all rooting for you to win. Here we go. Your
time starts now. Today is Donald Duck Day? What's the
(59:14):
name of his girlfriend?
Speaker 11 (59:15):
Day?
Speaker 4 (59:16):
In which California city is the zip code nine O
two one zero, Beverly Hill. What is the currency of Mexico?
The one when humans exhale? What gas do they breathe out?
Speaker 11 (59:32):
Carbon monoxide?
Speaker 4 (59:33):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal
that's native to Asia?
Speaker 14 (59:39):
An elephant?
Speaker 4 (59:40):
What is Batman's real name?
Speaker 11 (59:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (59:43):
I don't know, All right, Kayla, Well done. Brook's gonna
come back into the studio here if you can see
us or is she crying? No, she's there, Okay, she's back. Okay,
And here here's a fun fact about Kyla's and she's
new to the show. Kayla love was throwing parties?
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Was it throwing up?
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
She loves all types of parties, block parties, old school parties,
costume parties, even key parties. I think I've actually been
a few minutes of those, Kayla. Have I been there?
Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
No? But you have you gotta come?
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Oh, okay, you gotta send me the invite. Yeah, you
gotta see that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Maybe she doesn't know because they all wear masks.
Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Okay, what's the what's the key to throwing a great party?
In your opinion? Kayla? Ooh?
Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
Music in the food?
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I like all music and just good food.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah. Are you do you like to dance at parties?
Speaker 14 (01:00:39):
We usually do, like games like Domino spades, things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I'd love to take you on in space yap in
the bottle too.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Maybe.
Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Wait wait a minute, now, wait a minute, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Telling you invite me to a party.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Jeffery only likes one type of party, Kayla.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Clearly, anyway, it's your turn. Oh, I love drop. Should
we give up on the game too exciteds Here we go,
Brick you're ready. Your time starts now. Today is Donald
Duck Day. What's the name of his girlfriend Daisy? In
which California city is the zip code nine O two
one zero, Beverly Hills. What is the currency of Mexico
(01:01:20):
the Peso? When humans exhale, what gas do they breathe out?
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Carbon?
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is what animal
that's native to Asia?
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Panda?
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
What is Batman's real name?
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Wayne?
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Name the planet that is the largest volcano in our
solar system.
Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'm gonna go Jupiter.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Okay, that's fine. Answers are in. We're gonna head on
over the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts Milano. Kayla,
you got to correct today, Okay, Okay, that's not bad
at all.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Is that better worse than you did on the preview
radio Show's?
Speaker 14 (01:02:02):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Our questions are harder.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Well Brook is a genius and god.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Fun Okayla, let's go over the answer show. Ye, Donald
Duck Day, the name of his girlfriend is Daisy. Daisy Duck.
California city with a zip code nine O two one
oho is Beverly Hills. It's popular from that old TV show.
Currency of Mexico is the peso. Humans exhale carbon dioxide.
Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Did not give that to.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
You, and Kayla, you said carbon monoxide. That's what your
car puts out.
Speaker 12 (01:02:36):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
The symbol for the World Wildlife Federation is the panda.
Batman's real name is Bruce Wayne. And the planet with
the largest volcano in our solar system is Mars. It's
called Olympus Mons. It's roughly the size of Arizona.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Oh wow, way to do us up Mars. Okay, Hey, Kayla.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
It wasn't enough to be brooke, but just we're playing.
We are going to give you a a family four
pack of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at
Angela the Winds Arena on June twenty first.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Oh nice, see why sounds fun? Well, Kayla, are we
now your new favorites?
Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
And I'm waiting for that invite to the key party,
so check your emails. Thanks Cayla, We'll be back. We're
gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Rookie Jeffrey in
the morning.
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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