May 5, 2025 • 7 mins
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's a loser line, goody, just.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A gorgeous let me guess your nickname must be yogurt
because for some strange reason, I want to spoon you
right now?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Is that so sweet?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Come up from whatever you do. Do not mock him
for already being in a committed relationship with his creatine. Instead,
tell him that maybe you two should meet by the
squad rack later and show him you've got more moves
than his battery powered protein shaker back. And that's when
you give him the did just to the loser line.
So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we
(00:49):
can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Ay, it's so, I.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Went ahead and put a reservation for Thursday night and Friday,
you know, just in case Thursday goes really really well.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Also, I reserved a tandem kayak for Saturday morning in
case you stay over and we want to do a
little fun activity together, you know, So I hope you
like nature and close physical proximity to handsome fellows. So anyway,
(01:33):
let me know bye. You know, women complain about men
who don't plan that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, he's not just a planner. He is confident that
your one date is going to roll into four straight
days of NonStop fun.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well and how sweet, like you're gonna stay the night
on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I was thinking it was.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Just a drunk hookup, but he's got kayaking plans.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You can make it till Tuesday. I have a surprise.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It's close physical proximity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Next message, Brian, this is.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, I'm just whatever. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
put this out there. I was just thinking, you know
what if hypothetically a person wanted to ask another person
out for coffee, and.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Uh, you know, maybe that other person be.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Like, sure, coffee and open to seeing.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Where that goes, and and then like maybe that first
person hypothetically would just really enjoy spend some time if
you and uh maybe going back to hook play hypothetically,
and and uh.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm just just bring to bring out there. So anyway,
if you're if you're interested, maybe hypothetically, is that another
person like a DM or whatever.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
She really needs to look up what it means to
put something out there.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, she did not put it out there.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Do you feel like that was the first message that
she left? Why do I feel like that was take
number twelve before she got to you know what, maybe
hypothetically speaking, it sounds weird.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I thought she was going to apologize at the end,
I don't know, just giving a lexus vibe.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah, and she was definitely gonna say I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I'm a big fan of the asking for a friend
saying yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
But remember we are on YouTube, our shows on TikTok
and so all the other podcast platforms at Brook and
Jeffrey where you can hear all of our second dates.
Our phone taps are awkward calls and your favorite loser
line messages just like this one.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hey Gray, Sorry, I was I was just daydreaming a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I had to call you, and I just had to
tell you that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I can't stop thinking about your elbows.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but
you've got super elegant joint structure.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Like no joke, these are top to your elbows.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You have you know, they just they they've been so naturally.
And some people they have elbows that are there all
sharp and jagged, a little angry knees, but yours, oh
my god, they're like real elegant princess elbows.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Anyway, call me if you have some room in your
schedule to hang out a little bit of elbow room?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Should I say? I should probably stop?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But okay, yeah, I thought that was.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Kind of ill.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Go.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I have weird elbows, so like, yeah, is this a.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Thing though, where instead of being like, hey, are you
a boot guy butt guy, they're like, oh, you're an
elbow guy.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's kind of nicer to have those complimented than anything else,
to be honest.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Next thing in Cosmo magazine that have elbow models showing
off on page one. Yeah, check, got my eyebows coming
around on this trend. Actually, I hope this becomes.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
A thing next mesod Hey, it's we we met last
night at the bar with the like the weird bashroom
lighting thing. I think it was called the penguin No right,
(05:46):
it was puffing. I don't know, some arctic animal.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
But I just wanted to say sorry again, the whole
the accidental thing that like, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
O, the mom thing right, calling you mom? Yeah, I'm
I am sorry about that. I did not mean to
call you mom, obviously. I just I'm going through some
right now. But I only said it because it's like
(06:22):
you have like the exact same color hair, all right,
but that's it seriously, so anyway, but yeah, it was
cool and I have fun. So you know, call me wow.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
One passionate night in the bar bathroom and the guy
calls you mom, and then you're gonna give him a
fifth number. Talk about a bad choice, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Jeff I know that there's some guys that like daddy issues. Yeah, no,
women like mommy issues.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
They called somebody their mother in Makeout Youah, HiT's too
close to home. Give them like three your four chances
before you reject them. Make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, where you can hear all of
your favorite Loser line clips of the week. We highlight
them right there for you, and we're gonna do a
phone tap coming
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's a loser line, goody, just.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A gorgeous let me guess your nickname must be yogurt
because for some strange reason, I want to spoon you
right now?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Is that so sweet?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Come up from whatever you do. Do not mock him
for already being in a committed relationship with his creatine. Instead,
tell him that maybe you two should meet by the
squad rack later and show him you've got more moves
than his battery powered protein shaker back. And that's when
you give him the did just to the loser line.
So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we
(00:49):
can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Ay, it's so, I.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Went ahead and put a reservation for Thursday night and Friday,
you know, just in case Thursday goes really really well.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Also, I reserved a tandem kayak for Saturday morning in
case you stay over and we want to do a
little fun activity together, you know, So I hope you
like nature and close physical proximity to handsome fellows. So anyway,
(01:33):
let me know bye. You know, women complain about men
who don't plan that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, he's not just a planner. He is confident that
your one date is going to roll into four straight
days of NonStop fun.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well and how sweet, like you're gonna stay the night
on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I was thinking it was.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Just a drunk hookup, but he's got kayaking plans.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You can make it till Tuesday. I have a surprise.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It's close physical proximity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Next message, Brian, this is.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, I'm just whatever. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
put this out there. I was just thinking, you know
what if hypothetically a person wanted to ask another person
out for coffee, and.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Uh, you know, maybe that other person be.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Like, sure, coffee and open to seeing.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Where that goes, and and then like maybe that first
person hypothetically would just really enjoy spend some time if
you and uh maybe going back to hook play hypothetically,
and and uh.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm just just bring to bring out there. So anyway,
if you're if you're interested, maybe hypothetically, is that another
person like a DM or whatever.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
She really needs to look up what it means to
put something out there.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, she did not put it out there.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Do you feel like that was the first message that
she left? Why do I feel like that was take
number twelve before she got to you know what, maybe
hypothetically speaking, it sounds weird.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I thought she was going to apologize at the end,
I don't know, just giving a lexus vibe.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah, and she was definitely gonna say I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I'm a big fan of the asking for a friend
saying yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
But remember we are on YouTube, our shows on TikTok
and so all the other podcast platforms at Brook and
Jeffrey where you can hear all of our second dates.
Our phone taps are awkward calls and your favorite loser
line messages just like this one.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hey Gray, Sorry, I was I was just daydreaming a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I had to call you, and I just had to
tell you that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I can't stop thinking about your elbows.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but
you've got super elegant joint structure.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Like no joke, these are top to your elbows.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You have you know, they just they they've been so naturally.
And some people they have elbows that are there all
sharp and jagged, a little angry knees, but yours, oh
my god, they're like real elegant princess elbows.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Anyway, call me if you have some room in your
schedule to hang out a little bit of elbow room?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Should I say? I should probably stop?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But okay, yeah, I thought that was.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Kind of ill.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Go.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I have weird elbows, so like, yeah, is this a.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Thing though, where instead of being like, hey, are you
a boot guy butt guy, they're like, oh, you're an
elbow guy.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's kind of nicer to have those complimented than anything else,
to be honest.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Next thing in Cosmo magazine that have elbow models showing
off on page one. Yeah, check, got my eyebows coming
around on this trend. Actually, I hope this becomes.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
A thing next mesod Hey, it's we we met last
night at the bar with the like the weird bashroom
lighting thing. I think it was called the penguin No right,
(05:46):
it was puffing. I don't know, some arctic animal.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
But I just wanted to say sorry again, the whole
the accidental thing that like, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
O, the mom thing right, calling you mom? Yeah, I'm
I am sorry about that. I did not mean to
call you mom, obviously. I just I'm going through some
right now. But I only said it because it's like
(06:22):
you have like the exact same color hair, all right,
but that's it seriously, so anyway, but yeah, it was
cool and I have fun. So you know, call me wow.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
One passionate night in the bar bathroom and the guy
calls you mom, and then you're gonna give him a
fifth number. Talk about a bad choice, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Jeff I know that there's some guys that like daddy issues. Yeah, no,
women like mommy issues.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
They called somebody their mother in Makeout Youah, HiT's too
close to home. Give them like three your four chances
before you reject them. Make sure you subscribe to the
Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, where you can hear all of
your favorite Loser line clips of the week. We highlight
them right there for you, and we're gonna do a
phone tap coming
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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