Masked Speaker: Gabbin' At The Grammys

One of our listeners managed to secure a seat at the Grammys, and while she didn't "fan-girl" what she did do, might be the biggest regret of her life!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't yum.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Confession.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I can't take back earl arms.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse speaker text to seventy eighty five nine two says
I sleep with four night lights in my room. I'm
thirty four, and I tell everyone there for ambiance, But
the truth is I'm terrified of the dark. I mean,
growing up, I had two lava lamps and a light
bright in my room for that exact same reason. To

(00:33):
night supposed to be a safe place, I just feel
like a well, whether you want to confess your biggest
fears or your embarrassing childhood room decor, you can do
it here anonymously and judgment free, hopefully. On the mass speaker,
we have a woman who wants to come clean today
using the fake name Tammy. So Tammy, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh dammy, Yeah you're doing okay, Tammy?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah yeah, be careful, Tammy. I thought this was a
safe place to tell your truths today, but I'm not
sure now, So good luck. Voice changer is on.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Don't close your eyes, Jeffy making it.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm afraid you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we
want to hear your confession.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay. So, a couple of years ago, I used to
live in LA and my best friend. It's time was
able actually to get us into the Grammys and seat sellers.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh yeah, when celebrities have to go to the bathroom,
someone will come take their seats, so there's no empty.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Seats, not just the bathroom. If they want to hook
up outside too, there's a lot of that at the show.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm sure celebrities don't do anything naughty.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, they're not doing drugs in the limo. They're perfect. Okay,
that's awesome. You got to be a seat filler.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, we were so excited. I mean, that's a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, exactly. So we got all dressed up, We're ready
to blend in and at one point we actually got
seated near the front. It was amazing. And I'm sitting
right next to Bruno Mars.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
No good thing, you're not sitting in front of him
else he couldn't see the stage.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, head, totally. And I'm trying to r not to fangirl,
and I'm just I'm trying to seem cool. You know,
my friend is sitting next to me on the other side.
It was going great, and this is the part that
I'm just horrified at So I see another I'm just
gonna say, famous singer nearby. I'm not gonna say who

(02:32):
it was, okay, and I am just I just turned
into it. Okay, you start.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Being rude or is a fangirl?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Maybe are you like trying to overcompensate for being a fangirl,
Like you're trying to be too cool, so you come
off kind of rude?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, Okay, why what happened?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So I'm looking at this other singer and I lean
over and I say to my friend, oh my god,
I'm sorry, but that dress is absolutely hideous. Out who
I didn't realize that the host of the show is
actually standing in the aisle right next to us. Oh
so the microphone picked up what I said.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Know, right, So it went out over the loudspeakers. I mean,
thank god it's during a commercial, not broadcast, but oh
my job, Like the entire room went silent. It was
the most horrible feeling.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Ever, Like, who do you think you are? Joan Rivers?
That's her job only.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
And so the host turns around, she looks at us
like we're the worst people in the world. Yeah, even
Bruno Mars looked at me. I mean, okay, technically he's
wearing sunglasses. I can't see that. I could feel it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, how fast did they tackle you?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like you said, two security guys show up immediately politely
tell us to get up.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dude, I bet your friend was so mad because you
ruined the job for her this you got invited to.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, terrible, and it's my first time. She'd been doing
it for years and now she can't go back. Oh No,
I still totally feel like crap. I mean, every time
I think of it, it's just still crene worthy. And
I'm going to owe her dinner like for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, she was actually hideous, though, I'm just curious.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Of course it was.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Grammys. They really try to go overboard with Sasha.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, a seller that doesn't hit quite as hard the same.
I can't imagine how that would feel to be escorted
out of the Grammys opportunity.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's one sentence that you yourself. Yeah, I mean, out
of all the things, why couldn't have been you fangirling?
You're saying something amazing about they.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Got her kicked out too, though, What can't the microphone
pick up?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
My god, Bruno Mors is actually taller than I thought. No,
a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean, we weren't supposed to talk at all, so stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
You kind of dabbled over it. But did they actually
tell you, like, you're never allowed back here? Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, oh absolutely?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I mean that's kind of a cool flex to be
blacklisted from one of the biggest awards shows of all times. Yeah,
none of us are blacklisting. Yeah, that's a goal of art.
So you actually have it better than us. Sure, does
it make you feel a little bit better Tommy to
at least tell the story? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
No, I want to go back to the Grammy.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Oh man, I learned my lesson never to say anything
rude about anybody else ever again, just ever.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh okay, she says it in her head all the time.
I don't want to know what she's saying about us.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, so you're just lucky. I can't see your dresses.
I know, Tammy, all right, you're a sweat pants and
T shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Goh well, thanks for coming on and sharing that Tammy
and text in seventy five nine too. If you have
a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide
your identity, mask your voice and make you our next
mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,