May 8, 2025 • 6 mins
We love a high-stakes prank and today’s Masked Speaker pulled one during the most emotional moment of her sister’s life… and no one in her family ever found out she was behind it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't hear me confession. I can't take back all arms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak text and seventy five nine two says, my
wife hates that I always chew gum, but I can't
tell her it's nicotine gum. To wean me off of
the vapes she didn't know about, which replaced the cigarettes.
I said, I didn't smoke when we first met.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh, no, you're making strides.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Good job on you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean sometimes I'm just impressed that how good people
are at hiding secrets from their loved ones.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Especially really stinky secrets. Yeah, I never know how people
do that.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I want to learn how to be a better liar.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So come on the show and tell us how you
do it by sharing your secrets anonymously.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Here on the mass Speaker.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And we've got a woman who wants to confess using
the fake name Daphne today.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So Daphne, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, we're gonna be talking about a friend in your life.
I'm just thinking Scooby doo oh.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it's hard to think of anything else named Daphne.
But the voice changer is on. You are the mass Speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So I have an older sister, she's just about two
years older than me, and she's always been like a
really big procrastinator, and especially so when it came to
applying for colleges.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I'm with her on that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's so not a firstborn child thing. I like her.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So Mama's always on her about applying, applying, where you applying?
What's going on? And so I kind of took the
opportunity to play a little prank on her.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh it's interesting, this is a confession, because does that
mean she doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
She has no idea?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, must be diabolical. What did you do?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I went online and found a copy of a college
acceptance letter from Harvard? What and I edited to say
that my sister got into Harvard.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, she applied Harbor.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She didn't even apply.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wait, hold on, you still sound so tickled with yourself
about this. I mean, even if she doesn't apply, like
to get something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, but I would be like confused.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if you're eighteen, you're seventeen,
You're like, ah, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They this is how scouting works. Yes, and only wants
the best in the bride is known about me from somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm a little confused, though, Deafne. How did you present
this to her?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I got it mailed like to our house. Actually, my
mom is the one who like gone out of the
mail and she opened it freaked out, Oh my god,
Christy into Harbor.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She opened her daughter's acceptance letter.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well that's what parents do when like college letters are
coming in.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
The plants are always like looking for that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow when I'm in my community college.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all cried, yeah, video.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah he was waitlisted at their community college. But still
that was a big deal for Hosing's family. So what
your mom bought it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
My mom bought it. My sister was completely confused. She's like,
I didn't apply to Harvard like she of course because she,
I mean she wasn't going to get into Harvard like.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Most people that's wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sounds like if anybody should have gotten too Harvard, it
should be you for being able to like figure out
how to pull off this stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean, this is a Harvard level prank.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm very so what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, so my mom is like, oh my gosh, maybe
one of your counselors did it for you, and my
sister is still very confused, Like I love that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Your mom thinks that highly of your sister, where she's like,
there's no way that this is not Those counselors wrote
your essay for you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Somebody believes in you.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean, that's what moms are for. There, that's true.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, so wait did she call the school? Like what
do you do? You call admissions?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, she went back to school and like talked to
the counselors and everyone was like, looks really official, but
like we didn't do that. Like everyone bought the letter.
Like she showed this letter to everyone. Everyone bought it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Are you not getting nervous at some point that you're
going to be found out?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you just like cracking up laughing the whole time?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
It was hysterical and I'm thinking, like, eventually this is
gonna break and like we'll figure it out. But she
ended up trying to call Harvard. No one had any
idea what was going on. She ends up driving over
there because they couldn't figure it out over the phone.
They finally confirmed there's no record of her, and so
I'm like, all right, well here we are, We're at
(04:29):
the end, right, But no, she ended up liking the
area so much that she just enrolled in a community
college over there.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Wait, so the.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Whole reason she ended up in Boston was because of
you in a fake Harvard letter.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, and like that Rushman year she met her now husband.
She's still lives there to this day, and it's all
because of the break.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
At any point, did you think this is when I
should stop her?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I put you're into deep so it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Can only get funnier, though, the longer that the frame
it goes on, so you don't want to end it
too early.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It did end great. Yeah, you set it up.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I feel like you have to reveal at this point.
You should have at their wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I feel like I could reveal.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Do they have like an anniversary coming up? Or you know,
is there like some sort of family gathering, because I
do feel like it needs to be an epic reveal.
It can't just be like you tell her over you send.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
The letter, I can to the reunion for Harvard reunion.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I disagree, though, I think you have to kill
even farther. You give her an acceptance letter to NASA. Now,
now she's going to end up on Mars and it's
all going to be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Thanks to her little sister. I'm a Mars brain surgeon.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's wild, pranks and badly.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, act like everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
This is why I thought for sure your mom was
going to go totally stage mom and like sue Harvard
from messing up the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Tell over the phone. Where did you go to school?
By the way, community college.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I wasn't planning to go to Harvard. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
In text in seven eighty five nine too, if you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Your phone tab's coming up
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
You don't hear me confession. I can't take back all arms.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak text and seventy five nine two says, my
wife hates that I always chew gum, but I can't
tell her it's nicotine gum. To wean me off of
the vapes she didn't know about, which replaced the cigarettes.
I said, I didn't smoke when we first met.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh, no, you're making strides.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Good job on you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean sometimes I'm just impressed that how good people
are at hiding secrets from their loved ones.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Especially really stinky secrets. Yeah, I never know how people
do that.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I want to learn how to be a better liar.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So come on the show and tell us how you
do it by sharing your secrets anonymously.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Here on the mass Speaker.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And we've got a woman who wants to confess using
the fake name Daphne today.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So Daphne, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, we're gonna be talking about a friend in your life.
I'm just thinking Scooby doo oh.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it's hard to think of anything else named Daphne.
But the voice changer is on. You are the mass Speaker.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So I have an older sister, she's just about two
years older than me, and she's always been like a
really big procrastinator, and especially so when it came to
applying for colleges.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I'm with her on that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's so not a firstborn child thing. I like her.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So Mama's always on her about applying, applying, where you applying?
What's going on? And so I kind of took the
opportunity to play a little prank on her.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh it's interesting, this is a confession, because does that
mean she doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
She has no idea?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, must be diabolical. What did you do?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I went online and found a copy of a college
acceptance letter from Harvard? What and I edited to say
that my sister got into Harvard.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, she applied Harbor.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She didn't even apply.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wait, hold on, you still sound so tickled with yourself
about this. I mean, even if she doesn't apply, like
to get something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, but I would be like confused.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if you're eighteen, you're seventeen,
You're like, ah, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They this is how scouting works. Yes, and only wants
the best in the bride is known about me from somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm a little confused, though, Deafne. How did you present
this to her?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I got it mailed like to our house. Actually, my
mom is the one who like gone out of the
mail and she opened it freaked out, Oh my god,
Christy into Harbor.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She opened her daughter's acceptance letter.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well that's what parents do when like college letters are
coming in.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
The plants are always like looking for that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow when I'm in my community college.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all cried, yeah, video.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah he was waitlisted at their community college. But still
that was a big deal for Hosing's family. So what
your mom bought it?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
My mom bought it. My sister was completely confused. She's like,
I didn't apply to Harvard like she of course because she,
I mean she wasn't going to get into Harvard like.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Most people that's wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sounds like if anybody should have gotten too Harvard, it
should be you for being able to like figure out
how to pull off this stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean, this is a Harvard level prank.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm very so what happened?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, so my mom is like, oh my gosh, maybe
one of your counselors did it for you, and my
sister is still very confused, Like I love that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Your mom thinks that highly of your sister, where she's like,
there's no way that this is not Those counselors wrote
your essay for you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Somebody believes in you.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean, that's what moms are for. There, that's true.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, so wait did she call the school? Like what
do you do? You call admissions?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Well, she went back to school and like talked to
the counselors and everyone was like, looks really official, but
like we didn't do that. Like everyone bought the letter.
Like she showed this letter to everyone. Everyone bought it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Are you not getting nervous at some point that you're
going to be found out?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you just like cracking up laughing the whole time?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
It was hysterical and I'm thinking, like, eventually this is
gonna break and like we'll figure it out. But she
ended up trying to call Harvard. No one had any
idea what was going on. She ends up driving over
there because they couldn't figure it out over the phone.
They finally confirmed there's no record of her, and so
I'm like, all right, well here we are, We're at
(04:29):
the end, right, But no, she ended up liking the
area so much that she just enrolled in a community
college over there.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Wait, so the.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Whole reason she ended up in Boston was because of
you in a fake Harvard letter.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, and like that Rushman year she met her now husband.
She's still lives there to this day, and it's all
because of the break.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
At any point, did you think this is when I
should stop her?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I put you're into deep so it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Can only get funnier, though, the longer that the frame
it goes on, so you don't want to end it
too early.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It did end great. Yeah, you set it up.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I feel like you have to reveal at this point.
You should have at their wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I feel like I could reveal.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Do they have like an anniversary coming up? Or you know,
is there like some sort of family gathering, because I
do feel like it needs to be an epic reveal.
It can't just be like you tell her over you send.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
The letter, I can to the reunion for Harvard reunion.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I disagree, though, I think you have to kill
even farther. You give her an acceptance letter to NASA. Now,
now she's going to end up on Mars and it's
all going to be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Thanks to her little sister. I'm a Mars brain surgeon.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's wild, pranks and badly.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, act like everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
This is why I thought for sure your mom was
going to go totally stage mom and like sue Harvard
from messing up the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Tell over the phone. Where did you go to school?
By the way, community college.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I wasn't planning to go to Harvard. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
In text in seven eighty five nine too, if you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Your phone tab's coming up
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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