Masked Speaker: My Wife's Secret Admirer

What if the only way to make you wife happy was to lie to her? Would you still do it? One of our listeners has been lying to his wife for months and she's never been happier!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Confession. I can't take better, girl Arms speaker. I got
a text to seven eighty five to nine two that
says I bought a scratch lotto ticket to show my
seven year old son they're a rip off and you
never win ye one a hundred bucks. Now he's obsessed

(00:24):
and asked me to buy one every day after school. Please, Daddy,
I want to go to college. What else can you
teach your son a lesson about? See? This is why
you never put your entire life savings on Redd at
the roulette table. Sun we're a winner. But today we
have a guy who wants to open up and come
clean about something from his life. He's chosen to go

(00:45):
buy Ray today. So Ray, welcome the show. Hey, thanks
for having me. You're welcome. Ray. We're glad you're here.
How are you feeling? I'm feeling pretty good. You know
another beautiful bay Ond planners don't sound as much as
weighing down. I don't know why I happened to mask
your boys, but we are masking it. Voice changer is on.
Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So I'm married.

(01:06):
He's been married about six seven years now. I used
to say kring Gratz, but I don't do that anymore.
It's a real crap shoot. Like sometimes people are like,
I hate my wife, yeah, totally, Like anyway, so I
killed her and I'm kidding. Yeah, well none of that
yet anyway, Okay, that's going on. So I come home

(01:28):
from work one day, all right, it's it's basically a
normal day. I opened the door my wife. I mean,
like a dog who hears their owner coming home with treats.
She is on top of me immediately, which is not
like romantically on top of you. Yeah, you know, like
his dog does. Yeah, she's really happy to see you

(01:52):
when you got home that day, Yes, exactly. So she
gave me this huge hug, and she's in this incredible mood,
sort of wondering. You know what's going on here? I
see you over her shoulder. There's this huge bouquet of
roses on the kitchen counter. Oh did you send You
didn't send them then if you didn't know that they
were going to be there. Well, so here's the turn.

(02:13):
She starts to say to me, I can't believe you
got me this anniversary gifts. You're so sweet. Did you
even realize it was your anniversary? So this was on
I want to say it was the tenth. Our anniversary
is the thirteenth, okay, so it's a few days before
your anniversary. But there's still this big bouquet of roses
from not you, right, It just it wasn't me, okay,

(02:34):
So without really thinking about it, I just kind of
said you're welcome, and she then adds, I thought it
was really cute how you signed it. You know, your
secret admirer. Oh, oh my god, I've taken credit for him,
so I can't really say anything. Oh no, God. Now
I'm sitting there thinking what the hell is going on here?

(02:56):
Like did they do a wrong address or somethin or whatever.
But the point is I let it just play out
as it was. So who was the person who sentime?
Did you ever find out? Well? I called the company
that did the delivery, and all they could confirm was
that the purchase was made, but that they would not
be able to give out personal information, so they wouldn't
tell me who did it. Like one of like her

(03:22):
friends was trying to save your guys's marriage, you what
I mean, like a girlfriend stepping in? Did you ever
find out? Did anybody come forward as the admirer. No,
no one ever came forward. It gets better, it gets better,
So better depends on your point of view. You're not
far off. So about like a month goes Violet's say,

(03:46):
three before weeks something like that, And I'm coming home
from work and she had a thing with friends and
was out, so she wasn't home yet, and I see
this box on the front porch. I see it's addressed
to her, so I opened it up. There is this
gorgeous leather designer handbag. What Sure enough, there is a

(04:07):
gift note with it that says from your secret admirer. Dude,
are you freaked out like I would think someone stopping
my wife? But score also name? I mean yes, But
at the same time, like we have, you know, one
of those home security systems, and no one's been showing

(04:30):
up or doing anything weird. We haven't had any break in.
So what did you do with the bag? Did you
throw it out it? I may have rewrapped the bag
and I have it ready there and waiting for and
she comes home and she's had a tough day, and
sure enough there it is. So and all of a sudden,
now it's from you. There was a random you'd buy it.

(04:52):
How many times does this happen to you? I mean
I would say twelve times. Now if I go down, dude,
this is gonna come. The secret admirer is going to
be found out if she already doesn't know. It looks
whatever it is, it's working out. I mean, I've never
been happier in a lot of ways. You know, marriage
is great. All you needed with some gifts and some affection. Well,

(05:14):
imagine that like a dog. It is a little concerning
because at some point you'd think the gift train would
cause a little bit of a amount of suspicion on
her end. But I guess she's just too blinded by
the happiness of it all. And you're a little blinded
by the happiness of it too. From the sound, I
think that's what the real. Yeah something Next, you get

(05:37):
a call from another mass speaker who's like, Okay, so
I've been buying gifts from myself and telling my husband, well, man,
if you're happy and your wife's happy, then we're all
happy for ye Yeah. And if the secret admirer needs
another location or person some studio, yeah, sure less and
I are yea the texting seven eight five too if

(06:00):
you have a confession you've been holding on to, will
hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
next mass speaker phone taps coming up next Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.