You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!
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Episode Transcript
All right, it's time for your phone tap, and today
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we call a guy who every Valentine's Day for years
has ordered a bouquet of red roses from the same
flower shop sent to his girlfriend. Get that, well, by
this point, she already knows what's coming. Yeah, and that's
why she specifically requested our own jose Belanos to prank
(00:23):
her boyfriend using his Rolando character.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Request.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yea, it makes sense. Rolando's perfect. Of course, it's amazing.
You'll hear how it plays out in your very special
Valentine's Day phone tap right now.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's another.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hello is this Mark? It is hello Mark. My name
is Rolando and I work at flowers.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Okay, I see you have.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Placed an order for Valentine's Day roses to send to Isabella.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Isabella.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, I am assuming that is your lover.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's my girlfriend. That's one way to put it. Yeah,
she's my girlfriend. Ooh, well, I was afraid of these,
afraid of what.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, Valentine's Day is not just another day. It's a
special time to show the love bursting from your soul,
to make her know how much you desire her mind,
her heart, her body.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, I mean that's why I got roses from you. Guys,
that's the first step, right, Well, that is.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What I mean. I mean red roses so typical. So
how do you say cliche?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, it's traditional, That's how I would put it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I understand. But I believe you can do something bigger
and better, something that would really stand out for her.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, I kind of see what's happening here. So I'm
just gonna try to save you some time. I'm not
trying to get upsold on anything. I appreciate you calling, but.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm invested in your love, my friend. It has nothing
to do with upselling anybody. Okay, okay, So may I
suggest a bouquet of the beautiful poisonous flower night shade.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What did you say? Poisonous?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh, Jays, very very poisonous, my friend.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You're telling me to send poisonous flowers to my girlfriend
for Valentine's Day. Jay, I'm not on board with this idea.
I just want you to put in the roses order.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, Okay, as you wish there, I will do that.
But perhaps we should have just what you wrote on
the card.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What's wrong with what I wrote on the card?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You wanted it to say I loved you always signed mark.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This sounds like something I would say to my grandmother.
Excuse me, I loved you. Nah, it's not a nation
it my friend.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Cut it out with the bolt here, because you're kind
of wasting both of our times at this point. I
already put in order for a dozen rows in.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I did already write up a card for you to help,
if you would like to hear.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I did not ask you to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I know I'm going above and beyond, my friend, because
I love love.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, let me take love advice from a guy
that works the flower shop. I've ordered flowers from this
place for years now. I've never had an experience like this.
What is happening now?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I see that certain we appreciate all of your business,
but this card. Think of it? You could say I
loved you always, or you could say something like, oh, dude,
this I will worship and treasure you like the beaver
that has taken down the final three for his winter live.
What but I will use more teeth than the beaver?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
What the hell does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Beavers are very sensual creatures when they get inside of
their dand.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
You have all right, listen, listen, hold on, I'm going
to cut you off. I don't want any clever cards
that you write on my behalf because you love love
or whatever. The I just want you to send the
flowers that I ordered when they're supposed to be there.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, my friend, if he sees what you wish, but
I promise I will give them to her with vigor.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
What I don't think you will be actually is your
boss around? Could I talk to your boss?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, she would love that. Orlando specially will be a
very happy warm on when she's done with.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Rolando Rolando Special. I'm going to give you the Mark Special,
which is a fist your bro.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now, I hear the fire in your voice. Mark the.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Passions.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, I want to feel your passion alone.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Come over there. You're not far from me, friend.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Show me your passion.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Mark.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
What is going on with your voice?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
My name's actually A Jose. I'm on a radio show
called Brica Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh my god, man.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Your girlfriend Isabella said that you always heard of red
roses from the same place for Valentine's say she wanted
me to give you a hard time.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
She said that she always loves the roses. What are
you talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't know, Bro. I mean, I'm sure she loves them,
but maybe some poison flowers will do.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I can deliver them myself and give you them the space.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You know what. You keep that accent on and I
might take you up on it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yay, Wake Up? Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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