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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Normally, when we hear a guy say he went out
with a woman who's way out of his league, the
first thing that comes to our minds is looks.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're thinking she's in New York. Ten, he's an Idaho
six and a half.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh, which is still striking gold for me, you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Not in this case, I'll take that nugget.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
One of our listeners, Tyler, says he went out with
someone whose brain is a ten. I love that, and
he's still an Idaho six and a half.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But Tyler, you say she's good looking too, right?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
She is?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yes, yes, okay, red flag, pretty and smart.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
To suck it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Where'd you meet this girl?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
We met online? So she checks boxes physically.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
She checks all these boxes and she's still online dating.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Was it like Tinder or signed to inquiries? It's a
normal dating app. I'm guessing yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
And what's her name? We didn't get that?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Veronica?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Veronica?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That name is a ten's.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
God date her.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Tell us a little bit about Veronica. What did you
like about her? Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
So, I mean, obviously beautiful, but you could just tell
she was really interesting and smart and.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Do you mean tell like when you saw her dating
profile or when you met her in person.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
The profile, okay, because she's into art and she's into
books and reading.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Or swiped last seven times since you started talking, even
audio books.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well but that's that's something that you like, the comic books.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Maybe that's something that you like about her.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, I do. I like somebody who's smart and
who's educated.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Intellect is sexy, for sure. That's great. So what'd you
end up doing for your date?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
So?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I thought I could make it a little bit unique
since she's so much into art and literature and reading.
So we went to a few different libraries, like all
these unique places.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
With that instead of like, yeah, exactly, but a library anything.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
But a library.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
If you post a book when you like a library,
stop judging.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There are some dark, ceedy sections in every library where you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Can see the work.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I spent actually a lot of time in the library,
not the good part, apply not. And I just they're
not that'd be hard to like sit and have a conversation.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
They're quiet places.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
You know, that's true. But you know it's not just
about books. It's about you know, you look around and
the architecture of the buildings. These libraries are are pretty cool,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A lot of them have coffee shops in there too.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't think. So you went to a library library,
they have rest.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know, they don't have at ms. You can bull
catch out this is coffee? What am I drinking?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You know what, if you had a good time in
the library and she had a good time, then that's great.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I will say, I already like this.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
This is probably the most unique day one of them
that we've ever heard, where you guys are finding a
different thing to entertain your.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, I like it for them, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I think what was her thoughts though?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I mean I felt like it went well. Maybe the
problem was she had to drive separately because I don't
want to make her feel uncomfortable, you know, driving to
someplace if somebody you don't really know.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So sure you drove separately to all three libraries. Yeah, yeah,
I feel like after the first one you feel safe
enough to ride together.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Was it four? I mean, it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
That's a valid point. But the other, you know, the
other thing is that you guys brought it up a
little bit. It's tough to talk and get to know
each other. When you're in a library, you got to
kind of be quiet a little bit. I'm not really
comfortable and outgoing all the time, so I thought it
may be a little bit more romantic to go somewhere
where I didn't have to talk as much and be,
you know, on as much. We can be a little
(04:15):
bit more intimate.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh, intimate by being silent, very just eye.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Contact intimate, you know, get to know each other without
actually having to babble on and on and on, you know,
just okay to each other's presence.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, like a twenty year old married couple.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Did you feel like she was asking you more questions
than you were asking her?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm actually not sure about that. She probably was a
little bit more outgoing than I was.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll say that, yeah, yeah, I would ask is like,
you know, maybe that was a sign that she was
like trying to fill the void, right, Yeah, that it
wasn't comfortable for her.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
She's acting questions, She's like I'm trying to read yeah don't.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah, I mean maybe it felt like she wanted to
talk more and I want to be a little bit
more quiet and reserved.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Feel like calling a radio station for help is going
to prove to her that you do have an outgoing
side as well.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Was there at any point during the day a super
romantic or flirtatious moment that would be like a highlight
you could point out.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, we were being jokey and flirty and a one
time I grabbed a self help book that says that
you know the Beginner's Guide the Human Sacrifice and said, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know flirty if that's flirty, but it's something.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's like I don't have virgin blood, so it's not
going to work.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Maybe on your next day you could sacrifice someone together
and we'll send you there, hopefully if we can get
her on the line when we do.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Your second date update right after this. Thank you, all right,
hold on update.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
This little piggy went to the library.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
This little piggy went to another library. Okay, this little
piggy went to a third library.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's all libraries with this piggy and no coffee shops inside,
like I thought they were.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, he should go to one sometimes, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Because Tyler, our listener, took Veronica to a bunch of
different libraries around the city because he knew that she
loved reading and art and smart.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
But afterwards, this little piggy hasn't been able to get
himself another date.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So he went, we we we all the way to
the radio station for help. Are the wolf for the
safe place?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I feel like this is the last time you read
and concerned about that.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well that's okay, yeah, got to do one library to library.
It's not about me and my reading.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's about Tyler and trying to get him hooked up
again with Veronica Tyler.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, how you feeling man lucky this question?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Okay, I feel like I'm gonna get lucky. You guys
are gonna pull through for me.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, that's a different mean you say we're not providing
that service, But we forgot to ask, like, have you
talked to her at all since your library date?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
No? I called once, I sent a text. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's not too much either. That's good.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, we have dozens and dozens of phone lines to
call her. On one of them she has to answer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Let's give it a shot. Okay, We're gonna call her
from eight different lines.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
It once.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I will call her for four straight days until she
picks up the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I promise you that, Tyler. Okay, let's do this once.
One will work. Okay, let's try it the first time.
Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Veronica?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Uh yeah, who's calling?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
This is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Okay, I have to pause.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
There to see if there's any recognition.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I also feel like it made you sound intellectual.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
She reads the books, she don't listen to our show. Yea,
we hear that you are intellectual type. It's a truancy.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I am so confused. Far are you guys calling me?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And of what you ask good questions?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm intellectual.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We've heard that from one of our listeners named Tyler,
who you apparently went out with the other day to
several libraries. Oh yeah, but now you're not calling him back,
and so we're trying to help him through this segment
called the Second Date Update, to figure out if something
went wrong or if we could fix.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It, you know, just to see what's going on.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Maybe get you another shot.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
So a radio station is trying to play match Maker. Okay,
this is real, Yeah, very real.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
We're not really trying to play matchmaker. It sounds like
you guys already matched online.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Well yeah, no, I mean we did match online, we
meant on an app, but I'm not sure if that
translated to matching in real life. Something just sort of
fell off.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm so curious what you're thoughts or feelings were when
he suggested the library tour.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah. I actually really loved that. I thought that was
super unique. You know, I'm just so sick of like
going to the coffee shop or like going to the bar.
Like I'm just like, it's just kind of boring.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And that's why you got to find.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A library that has a coffee shop and a bar inside.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I'd go to that.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Actually. Yeah, but oh so you too. But you had
fun then with the library aspect of your date.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I mean, I really loved it. Was such a unique idea.
I loved that he sort of took something and I
really loved his books. I love reading. I'm a huge reader,
and he kind of like tailored the date towards one
of my interests, which I thought was really nice.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Oh that's really passitive.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's a very thoughtful thing of him to do.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Okay, yeah, very thoughtful, not generic. But unfortunately, just the
chemistry just wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Do you think it's because the setting didn't like give
it a chance to KEMMI, what's the verse?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Chemic? We're not as smart as you are? Yeah, mixed?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I mean it's hard to have a strong connection with
someone in a place where you're supposed to stay quiet
and whisper all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I mean we didn't talk a lot in librarian because
you kind of need to be quiet obviously, and sure,
I thought maybe he was nervous or something, so I
asked him to grab a drink afterwards, and he said,
no thanks, Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He rejected you whoa, we didn't hear about that.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Part of the sty Does he not drink? Do you think?
Is that why you could say that?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I thought maybe that, But he was just a completely
different person than who I met online, Like I thought
we were vibing on chatting and then like in person,
like why wouldn't you want to get a drink after
going to three libraries? Like I'm smartbot boring?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I mean in the morning, like a tiger da ironica.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh well that was happened.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Sorry, that that's Tyler who was supposed to wait till
we call him in, but oh, okay, he's been listening
on the other line this whole time.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You can say hi to one where you want to
come back.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Three churches, like.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Church architecture is actually pretty crazy. Maybe she's super religious.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I mean sorry, So I guess I just, you know,
I have something to admit to you, and everybody knowsions.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Okay, I mean that's fine. I just you know, if
you don't drink, like no judgments, that's fine. Like you
could have done something else, but you just like teased out.
So I'm just really weirded out that you want to
ask me out again.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
But well, we matched online. You were just you know,
you're so beautiful and intelligent, sophisticated. I just knew I
couldn't match up to that. In order to seem more charming,
I was texting you, you know, chat GPT and chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Is that the new one AI?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That is like the computer generated texts? Wait, that wasn't
really you.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Texting with her?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, so I'd like type in, hey, you're some guy,
I say something smart, funny, classic are and it came
out that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Works, bro?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, day.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
App wh website? Okay, Well, good to know for reasons.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Wait, so like used artificial intelligence to talk to me
through a dating app. Like I'm just having trouble wrapping
my head around this, Like so, yeah, you were a
complete different person.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
So oh it was like a droid and that was
a human.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I feel like I got catfished by like a chat
bought is what happened? Oh my gosh. Wait, wait so
you don't actually like money though.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Uh that's how you pronounced it. That that was like mayonnai, dude,
you gotta tell.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Us this type of stuff before we call someone.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
This is not just a little nervous, That's that's all.
I like. It's just for me. I'm a little bit
shy at first, but once you get to know me,
I have a much better personality and bigger personality. It's
just the initial meeting was a little bit intimidating to me.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I mean, and it makes sense why you picked a
library so you didn't to talk.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oh and that's why you said no to the bar too.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You were like nervous about exposing yourself like free thought,
I mean exposing not that way, like just not living
up to the intellectuals that you showed online.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, you basically lied about all of your interests and
then plagiarized an entire online conversation with me. So I'm
talking to like a fake person.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
No, I'm not a fake person. I put out all
the emojis myself, that sophisticated stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
There are like hundreds of them to pick for it.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Took a lot of intellectual labor to pick out a
book emoji. When we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Look, Brook, do you give him any credit here for
at least going through all this effort to try and
impress her.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I get that you didn't have enough to offer her,
and that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That's a little bit harsh. Well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
All of it, but like I think you should come
at it within a big apology instead of don't.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Blame me for this, Like that's kind of not an
awesome look.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I agree, Yeah, I just I don't know. I just
because he didn't really get a chance to talk talk
at the library, so I thought maybe a second date
at the exact same time we had the first date
wasn't in my best interest.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
You're not making any sense.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
It doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's chatbot what you should say here, Tyler, Dad, you.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Haven't pulled up right now? Or use your actual responses,
or you like have like a laptop open, like while
we're on like on the phone, Like I don't trust
you now, and that's.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Bad because I've been honest with you since we've been
talking on the on the radio here, and I do
have the chat up. I'm just not using it.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
The blank scream, Oh maybe you should.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Maybe you should Jeffrey hurt.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I mean he's earnest, he likes you.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And I bet he really does like money. Tyler say
something nice about money.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
He used wonderful colors.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
My nephew said the same thing when he watched Thomas
the Train.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
The intellect is shining today, and we would.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like to connect you to one more time for another
date and pay for that date, you know, library, coffee shop, bar,
combo gift cards. You're gonna find it, Veronica, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I mean, like Tyler like the date idea, it was
all you, I think maybe, And that was great, and
you made some funny joke about human sacrifice and unless
you came up with something beforehand, like I think you
should maybe give yourself some more credit because I think
you are smart and funny, but yeah, you're just not
the right person. For me, like, I sorry, locked my trust,
(16:02):
so I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I can't get that back. I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, all right, Tyler disappointed face emoji.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Rook Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, no, surprise didn't really work out for Tyler on
that one.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I feel poor, buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's why I asked chat GPT, I actually did. I
asked it to say something kind and funny about a
guy who just got rejected for a second date.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I bet they came up with a good answer. But
here's what it said.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well, getting rejected for a second date may not feel
like a laughing matter at first, but it's always good
to keep your sense of humor about it because who knows.
Maybe the person you asked out has a terrible taste
in movies. Sure they're secretly a cat person.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Hey, cat people are chapt.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Whatever the reason may be, just remember that rejection is
not a reflection of your worth as a person. Keep
your head up, keep being yourself, and keep putting yourself
out there because the right person is out there waiting
for you. Maybe someday you'll look back on this rejection
and laugh about it over a drink with your future soulmate.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, that's so cute, awesome.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
That would be true too, because you're on the radio
and you're like, you never believe what I did.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, well, oh my god, I think I want to
date the chat.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
GPT some inappropriate questions after this, But if you ever
want to hear any of our second day podcasts, you
can find them up online wherever you get them.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
At Brook and Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey, that's.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
The one you should have had chat GPT right at
Speaker 5 (17:51):
The end of the day Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,