Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/23/22)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is the time of the day where we get
to all the big headlines going on in the world.
Like right now, the average Big Mac price is five
dollars and fifteen cents, which is twenty two percent higher
than pre pandemic levels. For thoughts and opinions on this,
we're going to send it over to our editorial gen
Z expert Alexis fire or no fire on that? No fire? Ooh,

(00:26):
price is going up on Big Max equals no fire. Yeah,
we've got all the hot takes here with Alexis. Hey,
I didn't know, and then she confused herself. Yeah, someone
in the UK is looking for their missing cat on grinder.
Fire or no fire on that elect fire. That's interesting.

(00:48):
Get your extinguishers out because it's fire on grinder right now.
The profile says the cat is single, by the way,
and is looking for dates and or relationships. And five
A woman in Florida pulled a gun in a McDonald's
drive through. Why because she wanted a cheeseburger bundle and
that wasn't listed on the menu. It's not a thing

(01:12):
that they served that McDonald's, but she was upset about it.
Sounds like you just throw them all into one bag
without wrapping him or anything. Fire no fire on that?
No fire no fire? What other cool gen z terms
can we turn into a below average radio bit. Let's
send it over to digital Jake for de woke caller
question of the day, get fit or get lit aka
Capper No Cap Jake. Well, a strange thing has happened

(01:36):
since we started this game, Capper No Cap. A small
group of faithful listeners who enjoy the show via the
podcast have started betting money on whether or not the
first person in the game gets the question correct or not.
Fire no fire on that Alexis betting fire? Okay, just
checking out the action this morning, and we've already received

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several texts into seventy five nine two where listeners have
bets seven hundred dollars saying there's no way Alexis gets
her first question right. Let's get into a high stakes
gambling edition of Cap or No Cap Alexis with seven
hundred dollars on the line, Here you go. Okay. Pound

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cake got its name for the approximate weight of the
treat after it's baked, because it's about a pound of cake.
Cap or No Cap? Oh, that seems real. It is heavy.
That's a heavy cake. Or what if it used to
cost a pound? Like what if it's started and it
used to just be one pound, which is a penny
a dollar. I don't know, Okay, okay, depends. I think

(02:44):
it's you know, I feel like it is off the way.
I'm gonna say, that's no cap. Jake Alexis says, no cap,
and it's cap. It's actually for each ingredient. Originally the
recipe called for like a pound of flower, a pound
of sugar. They would make a bunch of so actually
they want a seven hundred dollars. They bet that she
wouldn't get it right. She didn't. You're welcome everyone. That's

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no fire to me. Yeah. When Uranus was first discovered,
it was named George George Uranus. It was just it's
hard for me to believe that that's real, because I'm
sure Uranus was the name of some like Roman or
Greek god or the astronomer who found it. I'm gonna

(03:32):
go that's cap, Brook says cap, and it's no cap.
William Herschel named it Georgie m Situs, the Georgian planet,
after King George the Third. It wasn't really named George
then I mean if you would have given me Georgie
in Situs or whatever. You just said, that's not the game.
Let's get it real here, let's like call it, Bob. Yeah, Jose. Yes,

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there's actual, at least something called the fruit salad tree
which can grow more than one kind of fruit cap
or no cap. This is amazing and I've heard of
I know that there's a tree that grows multiple berries.
They've found a way that like, well, they can graft.
You can like graft like my parents friends have a
cherry tree that grew through different types because they just
grafted in the different branches from other ones. But it

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didn't grow from a seed that way. Yeah. Right, that's
only with human intervention. With all the advancements of plant technology. No,
plant tech is really big, huge tech. I'm gonna go,
that's no cap, Jake. Jose says no cap, and it's
no cap. Fruit salad trees are real and can be

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found in Australia. A citrus one can grow oranges, lemons
and limes from the same Yeah, I say it as
a margarita tree. I don't think you want lemon. And
it's very tired. Jeffrey. All your fingernails grow at the
same rates CAP or no CAP. Oh no, oh, well,

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I bite all my fingernails, so I can never tell
how long any of them are. Same. So my outside
too are always longer, like the pinky and the ring finger.
But I think it's because I use it less, right,
So I think that when you use your fingers, I
use my other fingers more, so they get like chipped
or wear down. I don't know that it's your fingers
based on Yeah, my fingernails, yeah, for sure, like they

(05:30):
break and then you have to cut them down. On
the other one, she's a hard grinding your nails down.
I mean, that's why your pinkies grow so long, right,
because you aren't Yes, because you don't use it for anything.
I do think they all probably grow at different rates.
So that's CAP. Jeffrey says CAP. That's CAP because blood

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flow stimulates nail growth. Your dominant hand nails grow faster
like your right hand, and it grows faster. Thing out
of the championship rounds, Jose. Unlike their close DNA relatives, humans,
monkeys cannot go bald. No CAP monkey. It's like, well,

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George Castian, some monkey. I'm trying to think like every
time you see old monkeys and videos, I've seen their
hair get like gray. Yeah, I've seen a bald monkey.
So I'm gonna say it's like the Vin Diesel of
the primate world. Well, they probably don't get filmed. Yeah,
they're staying up in the trees. I'm not coming down.

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I'm just gonna say that's no cap. Jose says, no cap,
And it's cap enough. With a long enough life, monkeys
can go bald just like humans. Head Jeffrey any wrong.
So you get to choose who gets shocked today. Well,
I'm gonna give it to the person who keeps nagging

(06:59):
me about my insurance. Brook leave me alone. You went
three years without insurance. You are so lucky. You don't
think I know that. Thank you for reminding me, like
you know how much money? I say, And Brook's gonna
be getting shocked today while singing since you've been gone
by Kelly Clarkson, But since you been gone, I can't

(07:23):
breathe for the first time, I'm so moving off went
for that Songler Question of the day phonetops coming up
in just a few minutes, Brookie, Jeffrey in the morning,