Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/24/23)

This is definitely the last time we ever let Jose do an accent for Cap or No Cap...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's been a little bit of a weird start to
the day here already, because early this morning, someone tried
to drive their car through the lobby of our building
on the first floor. Yeah. I mean, it's funny, but
it's not. I mean, first off, let me say nobody
was hurt. Yeah, I would like to say that glass

(00:22):
wall to give everyone a visual. The front entrance is
all glass, big glass wall, giant glass doors, and so
the car smashed through it and was sticking half in
and half out. Cops were called. Clean up crews have
been kind of sorting through the damage, trying to clean
stuff up to the office, that's for sure, dude, for real,
And while there is an investigation as to what really happened,

(00:46):
I do have a few theories. So I've already spoken
to the authorities about this. But theory number one Alexis
tried to get ahead of it. But I think we
all know she's had issues ran parts of this building before.
I keep it to the cement poles. Okay, maybe you're upgrading.

(01:07):
There's no shame in admitting you're taking out your regression
on the door. It is a floor above the parking garage.
Try I can see her being like, I'll get to
work faster. Yeah, if I go to the straight this
is what I should do when I forget my key card.
I never had see. This brings me the theory number two,
because all months long, Brooke has been encouraging people to

(01:28):
use the exit ramped to the parking garage to enter
the building, basically saying, any opening to this building is
down right. I wouldn't tell people to use it if
the arm was down and dismiss There is no arms
into the entrance of our building, are there? You're just
like drive your car through it? What's the worst that
can happens? And driving laws are for squares electric Yeah,

(01:53):
it's okay. Is anyone going to talk about the theory
that maybe Jeffrey did it card? It's not registered, he
has no insurance. I have yet to set to see
a driver's life. It's actually very true. Brook. As a
point your jab, well, luckily I've already handled this and
I've given building management Brooks credit card information. Charge any

(02:16):
building damages to the responsible party. Exactly. I'm just glad
the building is going to be fixed. Yeah, that's what
really matters. And now that justice has officially been served,
it on to the shot College question of the day,
We give it on to digital Jake. Jake, what question
you got for us? Well, since we've been playing Cap
or No Cap, listeners have been texting in feedback and

(02:37):
suggestions to seventy five nine two on how to make
the game even more fun and enjoyable than it already is.
Oh how could that even be? And the number one
request by far is possibly Brooks worst nightmare. Listeners say
they'd love to hear Jose answer all his questions using
a sexy foreign accent. Yeah, yeah, we'll see if what happens.

(03:00):
I love this. Do you hear the word sexy though, Jose? No,
I just heard that means you cannot do Australia. Yeah,
I want to do any request to have it. I'll
try any of them. Let's play a sensual edition of
Cap or No Cap. Go right to Jose to start.
Oh boy, okay, do I have an actual like a
country you'd like me to attempt? You? Go with whatever

(03:21):
you think is the sex? Okay, all right, let's let's
get the question. First. Dealer's choice. Pigs all over the
world squeal in regional accents. Cap or No Cap? Okay,
So I am going to well, gasp my axe, which
means they're very happy. All I would like to think

(03:46):
zet zipig and France goes we we. I am't going
to say no, hey, what is the name of the
gap as a frown? What listeners? I will say them
no by Jose said no Brey meaning no cap, no
French cap, and it's cape watched the name. There's no

(04:14):
scientific study on that, although it is believe. The cows
move in different accents. Oh, my accents are done here
at risk of being shot. Accents are done. Anyone wants
me to answer their questions, I want you to do
cow accents from now, Jeffrey, how about you go next? Yeah,
water makes a different pouring sound depending on its temperature,

(04:36):
cap or no cap. What's interesting I never thought of
it temperature. I mean I could see it making a
different sound based on like the container that it was in, sure,
but the temperature of the water that we well, colder water,
the molecules are closer together, and over water they're farther
apart and things are moving slower faster. I guess when

(04:56):
I cannon ball into a hot tub full of the
people bowl, that does make a different sound. But it's
more of like a who yeah, and like stop doing
that sound. I think you're going to hurt yourself. I
don't think water can sound different. I'm gonna say that's cap.
Come on, Jeffrey said cap, and that's no cap. No way. Yeah.

(05:20):
The heat changes the thickness of the water, which changes
the pitch when it's poured. You go, wow, it's not
the heat that's making the water thick. I tell you.
The boys are over to let's see if the cat
alexis okay. A doctor was the first person to invent
the cigarette cap. No, Oh, weird the irony. I don't know.
I used to babysit for doctors and they are so

(05:41):
wild though, like they're time. There's so many people in
the medical field. This smoke, and you think about smoking
has been around forever. Back in the day. They used
to think all sorts of things that were terrible for
you were great. This bowl of asbestos, it'll help you.
I feel like they thought it was appetites pressent, which
it is. Yeah, you know, so you would eat less.

(06:03):
I'm gonna say that's no cap. Jake Alexis says, no
cap and it's cap. Not true. Although a dentist was
the first person to invent cotton candy. Oh interesting. Oh man,
you guys are awful. I'm full of wrong people. Get
it to me, You're gonna win. YouTube just celebrated its
twenty fifth anniversary cap or no cap? Oh man, twenty five?

(06:28):
What was twenty five years ago? Like late nineties? Just
after twenty four years ago? Four. I think it's younger
because I thought, okay, this is what I thought. I
thought that YouTube was started. They got the idea for
it after Janet Jackson's nip slip at the Super Bowl.
I don't know. That's why I always heard and that

(06:50):
that everyone wanted to see what happened for themselves again.
And I know that was in the two thousands, so
I don't think it was twenty five years ago. So
I'm gonna say that's cap, Brook said cap, and that's cap.
YouTube started in two thousand and five, five years ago.

(07:10):
I wonder if I'm right on that the only one
that got it right gets shocked. So many options, but
I'm definitely gonna go with our car crash accuser Jeffrey
Oh yeah, that's right, sure, because he blamed everyone himself
charged as much on that credit card as you want.
Guys going, I'm gonna take the shock. And somebody wanted
to hear Hot and Cold by Katy Perry. Because you're hot,

(07:34):
then you're cold. Yes, then you're no, you're in, then
you're out, you're up, then you're down, you're wrong. When
it's right, hold a swift shock to the next. I
like that something better when you sing it. That's your shot.
Color question of the day, got your phone tap coming
up in just a few minutes, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,