May 1, 2025 • 8 mins
Were these real Disneyland Attractions or did we just make them up?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Somebody told me that we're getting close to one hundred
thousand followers on YouTube Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Jeff,
get it right.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You gotta say Jose's right on this one.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, subscribe you follow us if you haven't yet, go
do it at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, because every
time you hit that subscribe button, Brooks chair vibrates a
little bit. At least I think that's why it's been
buzzing so much all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Jeff.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, God, I'm not going to ask you question. A
great morning, I'm sure you are, but with one hundred
k coming up, we have to figure out what we're
gonna do for our one hundred thousandth YouTube follower. What's
our thank you? I'm assuming Jose is going to want
to do a forehead kiss over zoom.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Absolutely, that's what we do on my stream on my utube.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's his style.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Maybe we could get him like some swag. You know,
we've got the brook and as still on right now, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, we want to give him something they actually want,
so you'll think of something. I'll probably just do a
head kiss for them, not over zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is that? Don't ask questions?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Bro they're not going to like the answers. And what
do you personally have to offer, because everybody's got to
give up something to the one hundred thousand follower.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I just offered merch for a cause.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Is that not enough?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You need something like.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, that's taking away money from charity.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I thought you would personally like Jose's gonna give a kiss,
I'm gonna give a kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't own any of my clothes, so I
can't give him.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The Yeah, you know, give them some stock options.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I could make my children perform a song or dance
for them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
All right, you heard if you're the cute one hundred
thousand follower, you get to sleep at Brooks house for
one night and get to pick which of her children
will dance for you. Yeah, that's how I heard it,
at least something like that. All right, go follow us
subscribe at Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now let's move on.
(02:00):
I need to get into the chacolic question of the day.
We can always give the one hundred thousand subscriber seven
thousand vaults to the throat.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They you always ask us how does it feel?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's always let's mull it over while our digital producer
Jake cranks up the trivia for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Us, sign your liability forms and strap in because today
is National Theme Park Day and is there any park
on Earth more famous and beloved than Disneyland. What started
as a dream built on pixie dust and churros has
become a magical empire where you can create childhood memories
(02:38):
for just two hundred and fifty nine dollars a day
if you may.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh that's without food.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, but not every ride at Disney gotta happily ever after.
That's why today we're doing a special discontinued from Disneyland
edition of twenty interesting. So you guys say number one
through twenty and I'll tell you about a bizarre ride
that got discontinued from Disneyland or Disney World. You just
(03:07):
have to tell me, was that a real Disney attraction
or one I just made up?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh the dark side of Disney.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
And we'll start with the woman who, after a round
of shots, is dizzier than a back to back ride
in the Teacups. Alexis. Alexis Your Disney ride is the
Spaghetti Coaster. Back in the nineteen seventies, This thrilling ride
was themed like a bowl of pasta, where riders spun
through meatballs and dropped into a bowl from my chunky
liquid that looked like Marinera. Is this experience real or
(03:39):
made up?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Man, it's funny. Nowadays every ride at Disneyland is like
so good in high tech, not the old ones. Back
in the day, they would literally just put like a
normal Merry Go Round with Dumbo faces on.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, dare you insult the Dumbo ride? Yes, it is
one of the most psychonics those crows. Yes, Carnival Getty's
just not based off anything unless it's like Lady in
the trade Offs, or what if it's Disney World.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Don't they have like a flood area or something?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah? I think it's made up.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Alexis says the spaghetti coasters made up. I threw my
little tricksy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Brook.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Your Disney attraction is Grandma's Purse. The ride Grandma's The
Purse was as big as a two story buildings. When
you went inside, it looked like you had shrunk as
you walked around. A package of giant tissues, hard candy,
and coupons. Was Grandma's Purse. The ride real or made up.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Why would they do it for grandma's purse? Why wouldn't
they do like honey, I shrunk the kids? Or why
wouldn't they do I shrunk the kids. I don't understand
the grandma's per single of it all. Great idea, weird execution.
I'm gonna say, not real, brook.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Says, I made that up. Yeah, lots of logical hole
in my made up attraction. Jose. I'm gonna beg you
not to think too hard about these ones. Okay, Your
Disney attraction was the Bathroom of Tomorrow during the nineteen fifties.
This walked through cited Disneyland, showed futuristic bathrooms with voice
(05:16):
activated toilets and predicted the sound of flushes of the future.
This experience is real or made up?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Dude? I would love a futuristic toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And what are the voices?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I love them now? Whenever you go to like I sayed,
a one fancy hotel, and when I would open the
door to the bathroom, the toilet seat would be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, I was living in.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Brooks love languages are candy and cool toilets.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think this is real. I think they were dropping
deuces Intomorrowland. Jose says the Bathroom of Tomorrow. I did
not need Brooks answer there, just yours. I will not
be acknowledging Brooks mean, Jose you said it was real.
You got it right. You guys have nailed it. Three
for three, we're talking about real or Disney attractions for
(06:01):
National Theme Park Day and Jeffrey were over to you.
Your Disney attraction is or was Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple
of Confusion. In the early two thousands, inspired by the
film series National Treasure, an indoor adventure ride is created
where guests follow a frantic animatronic cage through a maze
(06:21):
of false clues, b sounds, and overacted plot twists. In
the audio Get of Independence.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I know animatronic and Nicholas Cage, though, would have been
too scary for the average child here endure.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Las Cage.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It would have been too.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Scary even as a concept. I'm saying it's made.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Up, Jeff says, Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion is
made up.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Float off the time.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You've gone four for four as a group, which brings
us back to Alexis. It's get this right. Your Disney
attraction is Ellen's Energy Adventure. It was a forty five
minute show starring Ellen Degenerous and three d dinosaurs dancing.
The music stops and Ellen hologram could be seen yelling
at the Disney crew working on the show. In the background.
(07:18):
Tom Business experience.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Real or want to ride Ellen's Adventure again? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Told as a kid, there's one whole energy area that
is the most boring rides in the park.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I hate going it a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When I'm going there, I'm like, Mom, don't make.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Me go there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Let's go to something fun. Ellen was dory though from
the Pixar film.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I believeda she's yelling at the people model Jake gets
made up.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Alexi says it's made up. Ellen's Energy Adventure is real.
The yelling part was made up, but the Ellen's Energy
Adventure everything else was real, which means I'm safe from
getting shocked, and I think Alexis is going to get shocked.
I'm plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Alexis did not believe in the Disney magic of Ellen's
so she is going to be punished by getting shocked.
Wall singing wild Thing by the trogs.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Wild Thing.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh I know this one, Doo doo do make my
heart sing. That's your shock collar question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Somebody told me that we're getting close to one hundred
thousand followers on YouTube Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Jeff,
get it right.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
You gotta say Jose's right on this one.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, subscribe you follow us if you haven't yet, go
do it at Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, because every
time you hit that subscribe button, Brooks chair vibrates a
little bit. At least I think that's why it's been
buzzing so much all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Jeff.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, God, I'm not going to ask you question. A
great morning, I'm sure you are, but with one hundred
k coming up, we have to figure out what we're
gonna do for our one hundred thousandth YouTube follower. What's
our thank you? I'm assuming Jose is going to want
to do a forehead kiss over zoom.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Absolutely, that's what we do on my stream on my utube.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's his style.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Maybe we could get him like some swag. You know,
we've got the brook and as still on right now, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, we want to give him something they actually want,
so you'll think of something. I'll probably just do a
head kiss for them, not over zoom.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is that? Don't ask questions?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Bro they're not going to like the answers. And what
do you personally have to offer, because everybody's got to
give up something to the one hundred thousand follower.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I just offered merch for a cause.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Is that not enough?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You need something like.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, that's taking away money from charity.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I thought you would personally like Jose's gonna give a kiss,
I'm gonna give a kiss.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I don't own any of my clothes, so I
can't give him.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The Yeah, you know, give them some stock options.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I could make my children perform a song or dance
for them.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
All right, you heard if you're the cute one hundred
thousand follower, you get to sleep at Brooks house for
one night and get to pick which of her children
will dance for you. Yeah, that's how I heard it,
at least something like that. All right, go follow us
subscribe at Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now let's move on.
(02:00):
I need to get into the chacolic question of the day.
We can always give the one hundred thousand subscriber seven
thousand vaults to the throat.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
They you always ask us how does it feel?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's always let's mull it over while our digital producer
Jake cranks up the trivia for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Us, sign your liability forms and strap in because today
is National Theme Park Day and is there any park
on Earth more famous and beloved than Disneyland. What started
as a dream built on pixie dust and churros has
become a magical empire where you can create childhood memories
(02:38):
for just two hundred and fifty nine dollars a day
if you may.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh that's without food.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, but not every ride at Disney gotta happily ever after.
That's why today we're doing a special discontinued from Disneyland
edition of twenty interesting. So you guys say number one
through twenty and I'll tell you about a bizarre ride
that got discontinued from Disneyland or Disney World. You just
(03:07):
have to tell me, was that a real Disney attraction
or one I just made up?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh the dark side of Disney.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
And we'll start with the woman who, after a round
of shots, is dizzier than a back to back ride
in the Teacups. Alexis. Alexis Your Disney ride is the
Spaghetti Coaster. Back in the nineteen seventies, This thrilling ride
was themed like a bowl of pasta, where riders spun
through meatballs and dropped into a bowl from my chunky
liquid that looked like Marinera. Is this experience real or
(03:39):
made up?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Man, it's funny. Nowadays every ride at Disneyland is like
so good in high tech, not the old ones. Back
in the day, they would literally just put like a
normal Merry Go Round with Dumbo faces on.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, dare you insult the Dumbo ride? Yes, it is
one of the most psychonics those crows. Yes, Carnival Getty's
just not based off anything unless it's like Lady in
the trade Offs, or what if it's Disney World.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Don't they have like a flood area or something?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah? I think it's made up.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Alexis says the spaghetti coasters made up. I threw my
little tricksy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Brook.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Your Disney attraction is Grandma's Purse. The ride Grandma's The
Purse was as big as a two story buildings. When
you went inside, it looked like you had shrunk as
you walked around. A package of giant tissues, hard candy,
and coupons. Was Grandma's Purse. The ride real or made up.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Why would they do it for grandma's purse? Why wouldn't
they do like honey, I shrunk the kids? Or why
wouldn't they do I shrunk the kids. I don't understand
the grandma's per single of it all. Great idea, weird execution.
I'm gonna say, not real, brook.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Says, I made that up. Yeah, lots of logical hole
in my made up attraction. Jose. I'm gonna beg you
not to think too hard about these ones. Okay, Your
Disney attraction was the Bathroom of Tomorrow during the nineteen fifties.
This walked through cited Disneyland, showed futuristic bathrooms with voice
(05:16):
activated toilets and predicted the sound of flushes of the future.
This experience is real or made up?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Dude? I would love a futuristic toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And what are the voices?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I love them now? Whenever you go to like I sayed,
a one fancy hotel, and when I would open the
door to the bathroom, the toilet seat would be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, I was living in.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Brooks love languages are candy and cool toilets.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think this is real. I think they were dropping
deuces Intomorrowland. Jose says the Bathroom of Tomorrow. I did
not need Brooks answer there, just yours. I will not
be acknowledging Brooks mean, Jose you said it was real.
You got it right. You guys have nailed it. Three
for three, we're talking about real or Disney attractions for
(06:01):
National Theme Park Day and Jeffrey were over to you.
Your Disney attraction is or was Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple
of Confusion. In the early two thousands, inspired by the
film series National Treasure, an indoor adventure ride is created
where guests follow a frantic animatronic cage through a maze
(06:21):
of false clues, b sounds, and overacted plot twists. In
the audio Get of Independence.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I know animatronic and Nicholas Cage, though, would have been
too scary for the average child here endure.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Las Cage.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It would have been too.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Scary even as a concept. I'm saying it's made.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Up, Jeff says, Nicholas Cage's Treasure Temple of Confusion is
made up.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Float off the time.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You've gone four for four as a group, which brings
us back to Alexis. It's get this right. Your Disney
attraction is Ellen's Energy Adventure. It was a forty five
minute show starring Ellen Degenerous and three d dinosaurs dancing.
The music stops and Ellen hologram could be seen yelling
at the Disney crew working on the show. In the background.
(07:18):
Tom Business experience.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Real or want to ride Ellen's Adventure again? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Told as a kid, there's one whole energy area that
is the most boring rides in the park.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I hate going it a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
When I'm going there, I'm like, Mom, don't make.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Me go there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Let's go to something fun. Ellen was dory though from
the Pixar film.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I believeda she's yelling at the people model Jake gets
made up.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Alexi says it's made up. Ellen's Energy Adventure is real.
The yelling part was made up, but the Ellen's Energy
Adventure everything else was real, which means I'm safe from
getting shocked, and I think Alexis is going to get shocked.
I'm plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Alexis did not believe in the Disney magic of Ellen's
so she is going to be punished by getting shocked.
Wall singing wild Thing by the trogs.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Wild Thing.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh I know this one, Doo doo do make my
heart sing. That's your shock collar question of the day.
We got your phone tap coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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