May 9, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wherever you listen to us, do you like the state
where you live or do you think it's a total
dumpster fire. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And
I asked because a new study was done that ranked
the best states to live in.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I feel like this is all dependent on how well
your fourth grade teacher taught you state history.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, like how much pride you actually have. Well,
they consider a lot of different factors into the quality
of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised by
the results though, So I'll get to number one in
a second. But starting with number ten, Washington state they
just cracked the top ten. Number nine is Massachusetts. Is
(00:45):
it bad that I really want to know the worst
states to live in? I'll tell you a couple of
those two. But eight is South Dakota, thank you, Mount Rushmore.
Then Vermont, Florida, Nebraska, and Minnesota. These are all very
nature centric places. Coming in at number three, Brooks home
state of Idaho. Ey, okay, obviously because I am from there.
(01:10):
Oh no, you're like, oy. That's where brook is from,
and it's where they send all the people who are
in witness protection. So it's got to be pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live
without having any contact.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, yeah. Number two is New Hampshire for the
third straight year in a row. Number one is Utah. Wow,
because it ranks first in fiscal stability, third in economy
and infrastructure, fourth and education, and seventh in crime. It's
like central like you can get a flight from there.
(01:42):
You're like four hours from anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It honestly has the best national parks.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It actually ranked forty eighth in nature. Oh oh wow, buffet,
that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the worst
states to live in.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The two worst are Alaska and at the very bottom Louisiana.
Those are two very different and if you're from one
of those places, listen, I didn't make this list. Don't
be mad at me on the text board. How dare you? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now we got to move on again into the stock
collar question of the day, and back by unpopular demand,
we have to bring on our technical director Ashton to
give us a question that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well today, well, okay, now you see what everybody's talking.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, Today we celebrate National Tear the Tags off the
Mattress Day what is that. Well, because you've probably heard
people joke that if you tear the tag off your mattress,
you're gonna be punished in jail up to ten years.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah it says, I'm at I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But is that really breaking the law. No, No, it's
illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress, and
that warning do not remove under penalty of law only
applies to stores and manufactures.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, you could do whatever you want with that mattress.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But still there's her Idaho coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
God is thinking. There's a lot of other things that
sound illegal but really aren't, and a few things that
are totally illegal but seems like they shouldn't be. So
today you'll have to decide which is which during a
special fake crime or do the time edition of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So you're gonna say number between one and twenty. I'm
gonna give you a questionable act and you have to
guess is that a fake crime or will you be
doing the time? This is gonna be useful information in life.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye
job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis Alexis,
give me a number.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's not true. First of all, six, All right, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is that a fake crime? Or are you going to
be doing the time that is? Oh my god, have
you done that before?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Alexis, No, I don't get cry.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, I think it's fake crime.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ashton's correct, Yes, is it rude? Totally?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Don't flip?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But is it illegal? No, it's protected free speech under
the First Amendment. There we go, given the bird protected word.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
With a smile, like, good morning, officer. I'm going to
go with number one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Can't you tell from my fingers.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I got my tears a little bit. Brook. Your
suspected illegal activity is sleeping in your car.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is that a fake crime?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Or are you doing the time?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
This is interesting because if you are sleeping in your
car in certain places, the cops will come and knock
on your window.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.
We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and
so we just thought.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We could sleep in our car on the beach and
they're like, yeah, you can't sleep here.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't let us, so we had to
move it to in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So I'm going to say, I'm going to say it
is illegal do the crime.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm sorry, that is a fake crime. It's almost always
legal if you're not trespassing and you don't park in
front of a school late at night.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about
the schools?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No comment, Jose give me a number.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Let's go five.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Your suspect illegal activity is driving barefoot? Big crime?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Or due the time?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time
and I called an uber and the guy was barefoot.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't like it's Hawaii, right, I've driven barefoot before, but.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
My mom's told me my whole life is not allowed.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know if she's want me to. Like, you know,
when you push your foot down, it does feel weird
and it feels like the petals are really far away
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.
You're driving slippers, but have you ever gone barefoot? No,
I need to ask my chauffeur what he does you
a little bit later on that, Okay, Yeah, I think
you're doing the time. Oh it's illegal. That is a
fake crime.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's been an urban myth for years and technically not
illegal in any state. Wow. Yeah, So if you see
bigfoot driving totally in the clear, Okay, Jeff, if you
get this correct, you and Alexis will win the fake
crime or do the time edition of plenty of twenty
and if not to win by yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You're suspended. Illegal activity is using a fake name online
crime during the time.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't even think I use my own real name
on you. Yeah, aren't Younby or something Young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's this whole time.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I thought your first name was young. No, it's the
curtain back. It's not my actual name. And I'm gonna
say that is fake crime.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You said fake crime.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm sorry, you're doing the time. That's illegal.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
If you create a fake profile or user name that
violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can go
to jail. Oh god, I believe it refers more to
copying someone else's money.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a lot different than using a fake name on
your There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's fair but I am so famous by accident.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's all the young Jefferies.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I apologize to stealing your identity, but that means that
Alexis has won today's edition. Up plenty. I'm twenty, all.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Right, and Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked
while singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys, Who's it
gonna be?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found out, yad.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, bad boys, bad boys. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.
We got your phones out coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Wherever you listen to us, do you like the state
where you live or do you think it's a total
dumpster fire. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And
I asked because a new study was done that ranked
the best states to live in.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I feel like this is all dependent on how well
your fourth grade teacher taught you state history.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You know, like how much pride you actually have. Well,
they consider a lot of different factors into the quality
of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised by
the results though, So I'll get to number one in
a second. But starting with number ten, Washington state they
just cracked the top ten. Number nine is Massachusetts. Is
(00:45):
it bad that I really want to know the worst
states to live in? I'll tell you a couple of
those two. But eight is South Dakota, thank you, Mount Rushmore.
Then Vermont, Florida, Nebraska, and Minnesota. These are all very
nature centric places. Coming in at number three, Brooks home
state of Idaho. Ey, okay, obviously because I am from there.
(01:10):
Oh no, you're like, oy. That's where brook is from,
and it's where they send all the people who are
in witness protection. So it's got to be pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live
without having any contact.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, yeah. Number two is New Hampshire for the
third straight year in a row. Number one is Utah. Wow,
because it ranks first in fiscal stability, third in economy
and infrastructure, fourth and education, and seventh in crime. It's
like central like you can get a flight from there.
(01:42):
You're like four hours from anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It honestly has the best national parks.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It actually ranked forty eighth in nature. Oh oh wow, buffet,
that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the worst
states to live in.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The two worst are Alaska and at the very bottom Louisiana.
Those are two very different and if you're from one
of those places, listen, I didn't make this list. Don't
be mad at me on the text board. How dare you? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now we got to move on again into the stock
collar question of the day, and back by unpopular demand,
we have to bring on our technical director Ashton to
give us a question that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well today, well, okay, now you see what everybody's talking.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, Today we celebrate National Tear the Tags off the
Mattress Day what is that. Well, because you've probably heard
people joke that if you tear the tag off your mattress,
you're gonna be punished in jail up to ten years.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah it says, I'm at I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But is that really breaking the law. No, No, it's
illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress, and
that warning do not remove under penalty of law only
applies to stores and manufactures.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, you could do whatever you want with that mattress.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But still there's her Idaho coming out.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
God is thinking. There's a lot of other things that
sound illegal but really aren't, and a few things that
are totally illegal but seems like they shouldn't be. So
today you'll have to decide which is which during a
special fake crime or do the time edition of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So you're gonna say number between one and twenty. I'm
gonna give you a questionable act and you have to
guess is that a fake crime or will you be
doing the time? This is gonna be useful information in life.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye
job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis Alexis,
give me a number.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's not true. First of all, six, All right, Alexis.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is that a fake crime? Or are you going to
be doing the time that is? Oh my god, have
you done that before?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Alexis, No, I don't get cry.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, I think it's fake crime.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ashton's correct, Yes, is it rude? Totally?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Don't flip?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But is it illegal? No, it's protected free speech under
the First Amendment. There we go, given the bird protected word.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
With a smile, like, good morning, officer. I'm going to
go with number one.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Can't you tell from my fingers.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I got my tears a little bit. Brook. Your
suspected illegal activity is sleeping in your car.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is that a fake crime?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Or are you doing the time?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
This is interesting because if you are sleeping in your
car in certain places, the cops will come and knock
on your window.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.
We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and
so we just thought.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We could sleep in our car on the beach and
they're like, yeah, you can't sleep here.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't let us, so we had to
move it to in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So I'm going to say, I'm going to say it
is illegal do the crime.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm sorry, that is a fake crime. It's almost always
legal if you're not trespassing and you don't park in
front of a school late at night.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about
the schools?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No comment, Jose give me a number.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Let's go five.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Your suspect illegal activity is driving barefoot? Big crime?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Or due the time?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time
and I called an uber and the guy was barefoot.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't like it's Hawaii, right, I've driven barefoot before, but.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
My mom's told me my whole life is not allowed.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know if she's want me to. Like, you know,
when you push your foot down, it does feel weird
and it feels like the petals are really far away
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.
You're driving slippers, but have you ever gone barefoot? No,
I need to ask my chauffeur what he does you
a little bit later on that, Okay, Yeah, I think
you're doing the time. Oh it's illegal. That is a
fake crime.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's been an urban myth for years and technically not
illegal in any state. Wow. Yeah, So if you see
bigfoot driving totally in the clear, Okay, Jeff, if you
get this correct, you and Alexis will win the fake
crime or do the time edition of plenty of twenty
and if not to win by yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You're suspended. Illegal activity is using a fake name online
crime during the time.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't even think I use my own real name
on you. Yeah, aren't Younby or something Young Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's this whole time.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I thought your first name was young. No, it's the
curtain back. It's not my actual name. And I'm gonna
say that is fake crime.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You said fake crime.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm sorry, you're doing the time. That's illegal.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
If you create a fake profile or user name that
violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can go
to jail. Oh god, I believe it refers more to
copying someone else's money.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a lot different than using a fake name on
your There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's fair but I am so famous by accident.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's all the young Jefferies.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I apologize to stealing your identity, but that means that
Alexis has won today's edition. Up plenty. I'm twenty, all.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Right, and Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked
while singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys, Who's it
gonna be?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found out, yad.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, bad boys, bad boys. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.
We got your phones out coming up in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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