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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just hired a skywriter to fly over our studio
and spell out the name of our hero of the
Wow Jeffrey in the Morning. And this week's hero is
a thirty three year old mother from North Carolina named
Maria Hector. Because recently, Maria had to deal with an

(00:21):
unfortunate incident where her teenage daughter was caught fighting on
the playground at her middle school.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Middle school is all about girl fights for some reason,
That's what I remember.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Really, Yeah, there were so many of them.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Naturally, the school asked mom to come swing by and
talk to the principal about the incident. So Maria went in,
sat down in the school office and did what any
good mother would do and started attacking the principal. Don't
tell me who my daughter can and can't beat up.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Our school property.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
The mom shoved the principle into wall. Then when another
school administrator tried to intervene, Maria grabbed her by the
neck with both hands and started choking her.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh my god, it's so shocking that she has a
violent dog.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, it's called maternal instinct. So the school was placed
on lockdown till police arrived and took Maria into custody.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's so embarrassing that your mom gets arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
They charged her with assaulting a school official and second
degree trespassing, so she can't go to the school anymore.
So Maria was released on bond. But now the good
news is that Principle has finally learned his lesson that
you mess with Mama bear in her cup, you're gonna
get the clause.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I thought they'd just give Maria a detention and call
it good. Easy is it's too logical.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's what makes Maria our news. I don't know, it's
still not seeing it in the sky. I'm gonna have
to have some roots.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'd be careful. She's gonna barge into the studio.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Second, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're gonna get in to the chack collar question of
the day with someone who's no stranger to an r
KO power bomb choke slam Digital producer Jake. Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm fast, ye mate, Grab your eyeliner and emotional baggage.
As we celebrate the birthday of an old time Hollywood icon,
mister Johnny Depp's playing every movie role from a deranged
pirate captain to a deranged candy factory owner to a

(02:41):
deranged barber with scissors for hands.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
But I'm back double boys, How much do you really
know about the wild and crazy life of old Johnny
d a special? We're playing a Depp or dupe edition
of of twenty You guys, say number one through twenty.
I'll give you a fun fact about the life of Johnny.

(03:05):
You just have to tell me if that's a true
Johnny Depp or a made up Johnny doupe. We'll start
with the woman who's most likely to have spent time
in a Boise State brig that's Alexis. That's like a jail.
Yeah eight, alexis your Johnny Depp fact? Is Johnny Depp
once bought a private island in the Bahamas after filming

(03:27):
Pirates of the Caribbean. Is that a depth or a dupe?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
What a you know?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Depp is known for like buying alandish things, running his
finances into the ground.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, he's also a method actor too, so he probably
wants to own a Caribbean island so that he knows
what it's like.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
In there to get the full experience.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Try and cursed.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Somehow, I feel like Johnny Depp would be the guy
to buy an island and then forget where it is.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, you know, just because you said that, Brook, let's
go depth.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Jake Lexis's Depp that bridge island called Little Hall's Pond
Q in two thousand and four for three point five million.
See it so cool?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
But getting to the island do you have? He probably
never went. I think what's wild is that's cheaper I'm
sure than his La House.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, oh my gosh, is off the board.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, give me eighteen eighteen Brook.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Your Johnny Depp fact is he turned down the role
of Jack Sparrow three times before agreeing to do it.
Is that a Deborah dupe?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Did Jacksborrow come? Came after Charlie in the Chocolate Factory?
And I could see him being like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
A serious actor. I don't want to do another children's movie. Yeah,
take me seriously.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
We can also see his agent going, look, man, this
is Disney. This is huge, Like, did you gotta.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Know he's saying, you just bought an island. You I'm
gonna say that is depth.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Brook says, Yep, that's a dupe. He wanted to do
it right away. Disney very hesitant at.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
First, he's got such a polished timage.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Jose, it's your turn. Eight and eighteen are off the board.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Let's go twenty.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Up there, remember twenty, Jose. Your Johnny Depp fact is this,
he has a fear of clowns and keeps a clown
doll in his dressing room to face his fear. Who
is that high step or dupe? What the heck?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Why would you have your feet? It's like I'm scared
of spider, so I keep a spider in my locker.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
He essentially is a Hollywood clown. How is he afraid
of that?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
I'm more thinking about the method, Like I could see
him being scared of clowns because it's a common fear, right,
But does he carry a clown to face it every day?
That's no, that's a dupe.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Jose says dupe. Right on, Jose, you got it. The
fear of clowns is real. The clown doll is not.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Moving along, Jeffrey, over to number seven.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Your Johnny Depp fact is this He's been nominated for
an Oscar three times but has never won. It's a
deppor a doop.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
I've seen him accept an award.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I was a Kid's Choice Award.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Now he could have easily won. What's the other one
that I feel like?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
If he had won an Oscar, his acceptance speech would
have gone viral a million times over.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, it could have. He's been in Hollywood for forty years.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Jeff Well, I just mean it would have been one
of those like rambling, nonsensical, all over the place speeches
like Matthew McConaughey's famous speech that didn't make any sense. Well,
since I have not seen that viral Oscar acceptance speech,
I'm gonna say that's a depth.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Jeffrey says Depp. Definitely. He was nominated for Pirates Finding
Neverland and Sweeney Todd didn't win for any of this.
Alexi's gonna go sudden death over to you.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Right, I'm sorry, sudden depth.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Sudden depth, exactly right. You get this right, You're safe
and Brookly the only ones got one wrong. Do you
get it wrong? The ladies might get double shocked.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh okay, number one, don't mess this up.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Here, Johnny Depp. Fact, is this before acting? Johnny Depp
was in a garage band called the Flame Hogs. Is
that a def duke?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I've never seen him post play an instrument or anything.
I follow him really closely. Right, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think it does.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
He flame Hogs doesn't seem like a weird enough name
for Johnny Depp's band. I mean, it's sort of weird,
but not deap enough.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I kind of like the name Flamehogs for him. I'm
gonna say.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Duke like it says Dupe. You did have a band.
It was called the Kids.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
There we go, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
That means everybody but Brooky.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
All right, So Brook's gonna be getting shocked today. She's
going to be singing A Pirate's life for me, for
the Caribbean.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Can we make her do the pirates run around her?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Limp wrists yo yo, A Pirate's life for me? Yeah,
we village plunder wee wifelllou drink up me many.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
So you're such a good pirate, b.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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