June 12, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're just about a week away from the official start
of summer. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and alexis,
what's the first thing that comes to your mind when
you think about the upcoming seasonning? Like actual tanning with
real sun and not the spray on.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yet there we go.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's so much cheaper for her, for a lot of
our listeners and for Brook.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Not surprisingly, it's summer food.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and we have not released our summer dares yet,
so maybe instead we need to do a quick edition
of Summer Food News. First up, McDonald's is introducing Hershey
s'mores mcflurry. It's got Graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey's chocolate
(00:50):
and will it be better than last year's kit Cat
banana split mcflurrys.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We shall see.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Next is Chipotle turning up the heat with the new
Adobo ranch sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Any sort of like spicy ranch is so delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is gonna be the first dip that they've added
to their menu since Caso back in twenty nineteen. And
then last but not least, You've wanted it, You've loved it,
and Kroger says, Yep, we're doing it. Selling packs of
Wendy's bacon in Grocery Story.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's just the bacon from the baconare.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, Brooke described the packaging of Wendy's bacon.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's the Wendy's logo with Wendy the Girl, the redhead girl,
and then it's just a regular pack of bacon. Yeah,
I mean different than I didn't even know that Wendy's
Bacon was a special face.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know either. Actually, yeah, it's the top quality.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
If you want to do your homemade baconator with authentic
Wendy's brand bacon, now you finally can.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You got to get those square patties, though, don't you
dare put a round patty and call it a baconator.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So now that you know all about the summer food news,
let's move on and get to your.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Shot cut like question of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And I think it's time that I throw it over
to the man who's not gonna eat any of that
stuff I just mentioned because he's sculpted in his summer bod.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He likes what me sees. Digital Jake do your thing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Over Twenty five years ago on this day, a brand
new TV channel was launched that would change Brooks wardrobe
choices forever if she was watching. It was called the
Style Network. Like that, it featured unforgettable shows like Look
Good for Less, trash Bag, Treasure Trobe, and Haha, how
(02:33):
to Couture you know it's a show about comedians dressing
in high passion. But even with that powerhouse of a lineup,
the network went under Hell shocking, I know what, lift
your jaws off the floor everyone. Since then, many channels
and networks have launched only to fall by the wayside.
And that's why it's your job today to tell me
(02:55):
which ones are real and which ones I made up
in a special must see tea or made up look
see edition of say a number one through twenty I'll
tell you about a former TV network. You just have
to say if it was real musty TV or a
fake made up look see. We'll start with the woman
(03:18):
whose favorite channel is going with all those European boys
swimming in at the English channel Body of Lakes joke,
I liked it, Yeah, sorry, seven Umber seven Alexis. In
nineteen ninety seven, Canada added the Fern Channel, a relaxing,
(03:38):
ad free network dedicated entirely to slow motion footage. Of
ferns blowing in the wind. Is this musty TV or
a made up?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Look?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
See is this where zach Alifanakis got his idea for
between two ferns?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Just speed it up? Yeah, the Canadian thing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, ferns grow in very wet climates and it
can be damp.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
But that's your think. When I think of relaxing ferns,
I think of like rain dropping onto a fern.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean they have the fire, That's what I was
just thinking of fireplaces or like you can do all
sorts of backgrounds.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, you do Hogwarts World like on this through even
when it gets after eleven pm.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They do ferns after dark. Ferns are extra girly. I'm
gonna say Musky TV.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Alexis says the Fern channel is Musky TV. No, no, no,
that's a made up. It was real.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I like a YouTube channel. I was to watch it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Some demand for the Fern channel dates. Brook number seven
is off the board.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, give me number one one Brook.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Back in the nineteen nineties, the USA Network introduced a
twenty four to seven puppy channel. The station aired nothing
but puppies playing, sleeping and being adorable. Intended to soothe
viewers after stressful news, no talking, just puppies. Is this
musty TV or made up? Look?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
See?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
He said?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Say network?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
They did this introduced a puppy channel subsidiary of the
USA Network.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
God, I love the USA Network Back in the day
it had monk a monk.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Notice royal pains. Yeah, should we discuss the USA Network more?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We need to get to puppy I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Is huge every year? Like people like watching puppies.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh and then like BuzzFeed does the you know, celebrity
interviews with puppies.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Our news feeds in general, we.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Can get more puppies. We would get more views if
we had puppies and studios. Okay, mussy TV, brook says.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
The Puppy Channel twenty four to seven is mussy TV.
Yes it was.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I wonder what they do about the puppy accidents. I
wonder if those are televised.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Hey Wall channel, Uh, Jose, one and seven are off
the board, over to you. Let's go eight Jose. In
two thousand and seven, a short lived Peruvian network dedicated
exclusively to pan flute performances. It was called pan Flicks,
and it began with a bang, as they aired a
six hour Andy tribute special. Sadly, the channel was shut
down for putting lamas on stage during a thunderstorm or
(06:06):
made us?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Do we have a pan flute?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Ashton ready to go in the chamber for the surprisingly
we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Why.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I would like to hear it so I can get inspiration.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Why would lamas be on stage for a pant flute?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I mean, lamas are big in Peru, right, It's like
a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But I don't know why they'd be well, they would
just be there.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
They would be like having livestock on stage during.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, it's like a forage and they put the cow.
I just don't like all the things that were said.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I'm gonna say this is made up. Looksie, it's good reasoning.
Jose says made up, Looksie. Yeah, I'm a little too
close to the sun there with on stage. Jose saw
right through it like a pan flute. Jeffrey, One, eight,
and seven have been chosen. I need a new number
from you, number ten, Jeffrey. In the early two thousands,
Germany launched something called tax TV, a niche public access
(07:01):
station for real time discussions of international tax law, including
one show that aired after ten PM called Audit after Dark,
must see TV or made up looks see?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do I feel like?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The guy's like smoking a cigarette and like grow.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I thought his tie was just really damn Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
He's really up.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I feel like the humor over in Germany is a
lot more high brow than it is over here.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Do you think this is a comedy channel?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, I think that the Germans are going to watch
some like hot Taxes to get a good laughing.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's interesting. That wasn't my take.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's my take.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think the German reason, yeah, are must see TV
for the tax channel.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Jefferson's tax TV is real channel. That's a made up
look see and that Germany Brooke and Joselenty of twenty
so you two get.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The chews who get shocked while saying I'm too sexy
by right, said Fred?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Who's that going to be the jet.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Jeff for thinking taxes are funny?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, and because I'm the obvious choice to sing the
song too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So sexy it literally, that's your shock collar question of
the day.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We got text taps coming up or maybe just a
phone tap right after this
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
We're just about a week away from the official start
of summer. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and alexis,
what's the first thing that comes to your mind when
you think about the upcoming seasonning? Like actual tanning with
real sun and not the spray on.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yet there we go.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's so much cheaper for her, for a lot of
our listeners and for Brook.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Not surprisingly, it's summer food.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and we have not released our summer dares yet,
so maybe instead we need to do a quick edition
of Summer Food News. First up, McDonald's is introducing Hershey
s'mores mcflurry. It's got Graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey's chocolate
(00:50):
and will it be better than last year's kit Cat
banana split mcflurrys.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We shall see.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Next is Chipotle turning up the heat with the new
Adobo ranch sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Any sort of like spicy ranch is so delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is gonna be the first dip that they've added
to their menu since Caso back in twenty nineteen. And
then last but not least, You've wanted it, You've loved it,
and Kroger says, Yep, we're doing it. Selling packs of
Wendy's bacon in Grocery Story.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's just the bacon from the baconare.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, Brooke described the packaging of Wendy's bacon.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's the Wendy's logo with Wendy the Girl, the redhead girl,
and then it's just a regular pack of bacon. Yeah,
I mean different than I didn't even know that Wendy's
Bacon was a special face.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know either. Actually, yeah, it's the top quality.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
If you want to do your homemade baconator with authentic
Wendy's brand bacon, now you finally can.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You got to get those square patties, though, don't you
dare put a round patty and call it a baconator.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So now that you know all about the summer food news,
let's move on and get to your.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Shot cut like question of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And I think it's time that I throw it over
to the man who's not gonna eat any of that
stuff I just mentioned because he's sculpted in his summer bod.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He likes what me sees. Digital Jake do your thing.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Over Twenty five years ago on this day, a brand
new TV channel was launched that would change Brooks wardrobe
choices forever if she was watching. It was called the
Style Network. Like that, it featured unforgettable shows like Look
Good for Less, trash Bag, Treasure Trobe, and Haha, how
(02:33):
to Couture you know it's a show about comedians dressing
in high passion. But even with that powerhouse of a lineup,
the network went under Hell shocking, I know what, lift
your jaws off the floor everyone. Since then, many channels
and networks have launched only to fall by the wayside.
And that's why it's your job today to tell me
(02:55):
which ones are real and which ones I made up
in a special must see tea or made up look
see edition of say a number one through twenty I'll
tell you about a former TV network. You just have
to say if it was real musty TV or a
fake made up look see. We'll start with the woman
(03:18):
whose favorite channel is going with all those European boys
swimming in at the English channel Body of Lakes joke,
I liked it, Yeah, sorry, seven Umber seven Alexis. In
nineteen ninety seven, Canada added the Fern Channel, a relaxing,
(03:38):
ad free network dedicated entirely to slow motion footage. Of
ferns blowing in the wind. Is this musty TV or
a made up?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Look?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
See is this where zach Alifanakis got his idea for
between two ferns?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Just speed it up? Yeah, the Canadian thing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, ferns grow in very wet climates and it
can be damp.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
But that's your think. When I think of relaxing ferns,
I think of like rain dropping onto a fern.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean they have the fire, That's what I was
just thinking of fireplaces or like you can do all
sorts of backgrounds.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, you do Hogwarts World like on this through even
when it gets after eleven pm.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They do ferns after dark. Ferns are extra girly. I'm
gonna say Musky TV.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Alexis says the Fern channel is Musky TV. No, no, no,
that's a made up. It was real.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I like a YouTube channel. I was to watch it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Some demand for the Fern channel dates. Brook number seven
is off the board.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, give me number one one Brook.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Back in the nineteen nineties, the USA Network introduced a
twenty four to seven puppy channel. The station aired nothing
but puppies playing, sleeping and being adorable. Intended to soothe
viewers after stressful news, no talking, just puppies. Is this
musty TV or made up? Look?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
See?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
He said?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Say network?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
They did this introduced a puppy channel subsidiary of the
USA Network.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
God, I love the USA Network Back in the day
it had monk a monk.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Notice royal pains. Yeah, should we discuss the USA Network more?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We need to get to puppy I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Is huge every year? Like people like watching puppies.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh and then like BuzzFeed does the you know, celebrity
interviews with puppies.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Our news feeds in general, we.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Can get more puppies. We would get more views if
we had puppies and studios. Okay, mussy TV, brook says.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
The Puppy Channel twenty four to seven is mussy TV.
Yes it was.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I wonder what they do about the puppy accidents. I
wonder if those are televised.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Hey Wall channel, Uh, Jose, one and seven are off
the board, over to you. Let's go eight Jose. In
two thousand and seven, a short lived Peruvian network dedicated
exclusively to pan flute performances. It was called pan Flicks,
and it began with a bang, as they aired a
six hour Andy tribute special. Sadly, the channel was shut
down for putting lamas on stage during a thunderstorm or
(06:06):
made us?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Do we have a pan flute?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Ashton ready to go in the chamber for the surprisingly
we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Why.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I would like to hear it so I can get inspiration.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Why would lamas be on stage for a pant flute?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I mean, lamas are big in Peru, right, It's like
a thing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
But I don't know why they'd be well, they would
just be there.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
They would be like having livestock on stage during.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, it's like a forage and they put the cow.
I just don't like all the things that were said.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I'm gonna say this is made up. Looksie, it's good reasoning.
Jose says made up, Looksie. Yeah, I'm a little too
close to the sun there with on stage. Jose saw
right through it like a pan flute. Jeffrey, One, eight,
and seven have been chosen. I need a new number
from you, number ten, Jeffrey. In the early two thousands,
Germany launched something called tax TV, a niche public access
(07:01):
station for real time discussions of international tax law, including
one show that aired after ten PM called Audit after Dark,
must see TV or made up looks see?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What do I feel like?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
The guy's like smoking a cigarette and like grow.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I thought his tie was just really damn Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
He's really up.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I feel like the humor over in Germany is a
lot more high brow than it is over here.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Do you think this is a comedy channel?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, I think that the Germans are going to watch
some like hot Taxes to get a good laughing.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's interesting. That wasn't my take.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's my take.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think the German reason, yeah, are must see TV
for the tax channel.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Jefferson's tax TV is real channel. That's a made up
look see and that Germany Brooke and Joselenty of twenty
so you two get.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
The chews who get shocked while saying I'm too sexy
by right, said Fred?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Who's that going to be the jet.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Jeff for thinking taxes are funny?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, and because I'm the obvious choice to sing the
song too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So sexy it literally, that's your shock collar question of
the day.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We got text taps coming up or maybe just a
phone tap right after this
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
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