One of the strangest but sweetest wedding ceremonies you’ll ever hear is gong viral...Plus, a mom posted a controversial video that has all the women on the internet cheering for her...while all the men are screaming "this isn't fair!" You're going to hear all of it in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!
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Episode Transcript
Oh no. Another celebrity lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Pillsbury dough Boy took the stain this morning in court,
apparently testifying against the person who was poking his tummy
all those years without consent and.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
They never asked yes he should yes. His first words
to the judge were, TikTok click shot.
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But you have to imagine even higher pitch, more shrill
voice than that.
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It's TikTok click shock.
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Where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week.
We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock
from a twenty one year old guy in New York
who goes by the handle.
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Tommy Tough Knuckles.
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I like it.
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He recently hit twenty five thousand followers a right, so
to celebrate, he posted a little video where he walks
into a Mexican restaurant, takes his shirt off, and dumps
a giant bucket of black beans over his head in celebration.
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Here's the audio.
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What did he yell? Bean salad, Bean Bean challenge, Bean challenge?
I hope he lost followers.
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You love that. YouTubers like you can craft a video,
you can stream live, you can work really hard and
The people that get the most views are bean Boy
over here.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Dude, and bee Boy's a jerk, like all the people
that had to clean up after bean Boy get.
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Out of here, so unoriginal to our show. Dumped pizza
toppings over a Lexisis time.
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That was hey, I cleaned it up.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, but Tommy t Knuckle wasn't done. He turned it
into a series where he dumped all kinds of food
over himself. He dumped a bucket of eggs on himself
outside an ice cream parlor, milk over himself outside of
Walgreens stay Outside.
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And a bucket of Chef boy R.
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D Ravioli inside of a grocery store.
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The bad part is what Brooke mentioned.
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Every time he would run off and leave the mess
for somebody else to come and clean up.
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Raise this man after yourself.
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Eventually cops were called on him, and police discovered Tommy's
TikTok page where they found another series of videos where
he'd go to people's houses ask if he could use
their bathroom, and then leave a giant mess behind.
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For this.
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Oh yeah, so Tommy got arrested.
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He is now facing six counts of recording people without
consent two counts of criminal tampering and could spend up
to fourteen years in jail.
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But jail, TikTok, I mean.
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Jail.
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To his credit, Tommy did just cross one hundred thousand
TikTok followers the other day and now the hashtag free
Tommy is trending online.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, but did he across the border of just having
one actual friend, because it doesn't sound like he does.
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No hashtag free Tommy. That's a TikTok click shot. You're next.
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TikTok click shot.
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Come from Oxford County, Ontario, where a ceremony just happened.
That's the first of its kind, so it's gone viral.
A miniature cow named Rett was feeling very very lonely.
He'd spent a lot of time all by himself out
on the farm for months and months, so his owners
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put a post up on social media, and sure enough,
another dairy farmer from a neighboring pasture saw it and
they realized they also had a cow who was kind
of lonely.
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That's what Tommy needed to He's a.
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Cow named Muriel.
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So for weeks they would get the two cows together,
driving them back and forth between the farms to hang out.
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Cowplays are the cutest thing I've ever heard of it.
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And over time Ret Muriel developed a bond.
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L The owners suggested that they have a cow wedding.
So the big day.
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Came and Muriel made her way down the aisle dressed
in a white gown adorned with a flower crown.
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Pictures, I need pictures.
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They tried to put a bow tie around rets neck,
having that you wouldn't have it, so you just He
showed up to his own wedding nude. And here's a
clip an audio clip from the ceremony.
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Love is patient, Love is kind.
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It does not trample others.
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Grass red do you promise to nuzzle owning ariels? Share
your handstand protectively beside her. I'm hoping to catch the bouquet.
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And they're those cute Highland cows like the Scottish ones.
That was important details.
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They even had a honeymoon suite waiting for the two
of them over in the barnaby cows.
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I will be so happy, actually I will send into
the baby shower.
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Both owners are hopeful to herd will grow, and they've
already pre invited guests to return for the baby shower
in nine and a half months time. Oh wow, your
final TikTok click shots from a woman who goes by
the handle Mattie the Mama, and she is getting hundreds
of thousands of clicks because she's explaining why many women
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have low sex drive, especially ones who are married with children. Okay,
In fact, she says she came up with a not
so sexy equation for it, and some men are fuming
about it.
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What are they mad?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Here?
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It is welcome to mam Labido.
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One on one. Here's the basics of the formula. The
amount she slept last night plus how much food she's
eaten today sitting down times the amount of help her
partner gave her, divided by the annoying comments minus the
number of times she was touched by her children today.
So let's run through an example, shall we. Let's see
Mom got eight hours of sleep last night, ate three
full meals, her partner did pick up Anne bath time
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he was really annoying twice. Then we have to subtract
by the one thousand times that she was touched today.
Does anyone know what The answer is?
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Not a chance.
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So that formula makes so much sense to me.
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Well, her post turned into a full blown battle online.
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Why some people upset about that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, men aren't exactly thrilled about being blasted by the
women in their life.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't think it was about the men at all.
It was about how overtouched, overstimulated, and underhelped. The women are.
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Yes, and then they're expected better about it.
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Math broken.
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To ask.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Sorry, throw that on the pile of why we don't
deserve to love you. But a therapist did weigh in
offering a solution for any decreased libido, and that is
scheduling your romps with your partner.
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Isn't that a sign of like, not good?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't know. I scheduled my workouts and that doesn't
seem to work out either.
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One couple said they've been scheduling it for over thirty
one years now and it's made their relationship a million
times stronger.
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Sick or nope, it's on the schedule, man, I'm late, honey,
I know we said five.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well it's all over now.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yet missing an appointment? Okay, that was a fight.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That sounds like a happy marriage. Those were your TikTok
click shot scoring for the day. We got your phone
tap coming up right
Speaker 3 (07:21):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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