Whatcha Doin' at Jose's Comedy Show?

Our own Jose Bolanos performed live at a comedy club, so we talked to everyone attending for a special “whatcha doin' at Jose’s comedy show?"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There are some events in life that just change you.
A wedding, the birth of your child, and of course
watching a grown man in cargo shorts tell jokes into
a microphone for forty five straight minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Man, I wish I were cargo short. It's broken Jeffrey
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
And that's exactly what happened the other night when our
own Jose Bolanos got back on the comedy stage for
the first time in a while. Happened in front of
a packed house, so of course we had to stick
a microphone into the crowd and ask the question on
everyone's mind one.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Two, three to what you're doing at Jose's comedy show?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And Alexis was there talking to the fans who were
in line waiting to get in.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's see how it went.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
What you do in a Jose's comedy show?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I am dragging mice Mom and sweet Dad. It is
their tenth anniversary and we went to the show about
ten years ago, and so we are back now.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wait. Wait, so you're forcing them to spend their anniversary
here with me? Yeah, with you, You and Jose. That's
why they're hair Oh thank you. Oh gotta say you're
celebrating yeah. Yeah, how did you let them know the
news of their anniversary play? I texted them.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Today and I said, after work, they need to come
pick me up and bring me to the show.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
But I paid for the show. That's nice. There you go.
I see you have a lot of food and drinks.
Who paid for these?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Actually them? They picked you up also, so they're yeah,
so one drinking and they're driving you home.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, what a good anniversary.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Oh, it's such.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
A good anniversary.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
I think I'm so happy.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
It's really good to know that even when my kids
are grown, they'll still be adding to the romance of
my real.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
In ten years, it's going to be like, Mom, take
me in Alder the Jose's Comedy Show and buy or
fall free dreams.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yes, it's almost got to be a.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Day to celebrate your wedding.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Mom, I swear.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
It's wild what you do now? Jose's Comedy Show.

Speaker 9 (02:07):
Oh, I came to see Jose Bologna, so I love
very much. He's my favorite radio host. And maybe looking
to meet a nice pretty young ladies tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
OK, so you want to meet somebody in the crowd tonight?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Who's gonna stand out to you. What's your type?

Speaker 7 (02:19):
My type is a redhead, volumptuous.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Do you see any a Rubenesque What can you explain?

Speaker 9 (02:25):
Rubenesque is from the fifteen hundreds where they were very
curvy and shapely.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
That man, they had a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Fifteen hundreds type girl.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah, hopefully she's that old.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, I'm getting a little distracted by the mullets.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
It's a beautiful mullet. It's really long, it's almost past
my chest. Wow. You want to know the name of
this mullet.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
So it's called pure luxury.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Pure luxury.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Why Yeah, because I mean, look at it.

Speaker 9 (02:54):
It's it's luxurious, it's pure, it's all natural, the same hair. Wei.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
This is God given the baby Jesus gave me this.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, and is that that's working for you? The mullet success.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Rate not yet tonight, but it is still young, and
so are we.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I wish you good luck tonight, and go luck to
proud Luxury too.

Speaker 9 (03:13):
No, it's pure luxury, all right, pure luxury. You don't
ever disrespect the mulet.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Wow has a name?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
You know, only the classiest of the classy go to
see Jose.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
You got excited, ladies, you got mullet wearing dudes.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're looking for an excited lady. Where's the fifteen hundreds ladies?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Well, they may be in the.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Bathroom working on their corsets. Those ladies would love the mullet.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
Yeah yeah, I thought he would go with a white wig.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Time Travel. This is gonna be really weird to see
it actually go down.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
What you doing now Jose's comedy shows.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well, I've been listening to the show for a long
time and I saw this pop up on my Instagram.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, here and you're here with who's it?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
My boyfriend Casey?

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Hello, how's going you?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
So is your idea to come here?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, you got dragged along?

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh no, Now I'm a big fan, big fan.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
And how long have you always been together? New relationship?

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Almost three years?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay? And are you guys like normally each other's type?
Oh yeah. So the story of how we met was
can you tell Ada? Bar Class was playing a rock
star by nickelback.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Over the speakers. So I'm up there singing on a
chair and I turned around and we locked eyes, and
I knew he was mine forever and I was gonna
ruin his life.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I love that for you, what did you think when
you saw her on the chair dancing same thing?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I was like, who played this? I was playing pool
and turned around saw her.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
I was like, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Then yeah, got she's gonna ruin my life?

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 9 (04:46):
Over?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Since then, this is modern day true love story.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Absolutely want a bar met in person and never turned
back nicol Back.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Not a lot of people say, oh, I love Nickelback
your wedding when Nickelback beat the song.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Absolutely If you don't like Nickelback, then cute.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
What she says is true.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Most Nickelback fans are bound to ruin somebody's life at
some point the way they sounded in love. The hapi
stick together literal noody is stronger than the Nickelback bond.
It's what you're doing at Jose's comedy show, and at
this point we haven't heard from Jose. He normally does
this segment with Alexis, but.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a busy Jeff, Yeah, he's backstage.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
He's in the green room, prepping his jokes, doing his
mouth exercises, greeting all the celebrities that stop by, like
Carrot Top's uncle and the David Hasselhoff impersonator.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, or may have actually been him.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Hard to know, but Jose did find a way to
get one in.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
So let's hear his What you're doing.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
What you're doing? It's comedy show love. What do you
love so much about Rolando?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Looks, the fun the funny?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Okay, Now I must ask Cale Solber. Are you you
almost knocked this thing over?

Speaker 7 (06:02):
Are you drawn? Okay?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Do I get more attractive or less attractive.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
As you drink?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Very attractive?

Speaker 7 (06:10):
You want to take me home?

Speaker 9 (06:11):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (06:11):
See see you said in multiple languages you are very eager.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Down girl, No walk away. You cannot do this to Orlando,
not in front of the other women.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, you are too horny woman.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Somebody give me a spray bottle.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I need to.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
She is like a cot.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
I must spray her down.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I feel like that happens at every show.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, I remember the girl you said wasn't drunk at
first boom?

Speaker 8 (06:39):
That is that with her parents? Yes, trying to take
Rolando home? Yes, she got turned down in front of
her moment died.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I think Rolando's body count went up three figures.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
They celebrated the anniversary.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's what you do at Jose's comedy show your Phone.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Draft's coming up right after this.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,