Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Episode Transcript

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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
If you ever lived high up in an apartment building,
you've probably had the experience of looking out your window
and seeing someone in a different unit or in a
building across the street. My thinking apartment, Oh they're cute.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah that no, no way.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Then you count the floors and you're like, wait, how
many windows in it?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I think I can find.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Where he is. Well, that happened to a guy recently,
except he pulled out his binoculars.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
To get a better look nikes and situation.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
He made the mistake of telling his friend about this.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh my god, there's a hot girl.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
His friend told us, and also said that this guy
never answers his phone, which is why we had to
call him seven times. He finally answered, you're gonna hear
it in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
On the twenties, Yo, who is this who keeps calling me?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh? Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is Greg from the front office at Quek Apartments.
Oh yeah, we've been calling you a bunch and you
haven't been responding. Todd.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm sorry, man. I you know I didn't recognize the number.
I didn't want to risk it, didn't know who.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Was That's okay, understandable. Look, I'm one of the managers
here at the building and we know what you've been
doing and we need you to stop. Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What am I doing? What are you insinuating? No, you
know that thing you're doing in your apartment with the windows.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, Greg, I don't know what thing I'm doing in
my apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
know what you've been doing.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, I really don't. Look, I don't know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You've had some complaints from people in apartments across from you,
saying that you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, no, no, no, no, What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Before you say no so quickly, Look, I personally know
that you are doing this.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
You personally know, Yes, something happened that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I actually live in the building. Across the street and
I've been watching you with my binoculars. What I'll prove
it to you. Why don't you grab your binoculars right now.
I'm on the fourth floor across the way, and I'm
not wearing any pants, so you should spot me.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my god, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I dare.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
No, I don't want to look at you with all
your pants on.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
No, at least you'll know who I am.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, thank you. I'm going to decline.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm waving right now without my hands, dude, gross, and
I'm winking.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Look. I don't know what you're trying to prove here. Man.
All I do is I watch trees like a bird.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Maybe you want to.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
But don't. I don't make a habit of looking at
people's apartment.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, I'll give you some because you don't always do it.
And I know that because I stood here without pants
on for two hours from six pm to eight pm
last night and you didn't even ogle at me.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Grows you freaking weirdo.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Look, we're human. I like to look. You like to look.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, we don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, how about this. Let's create like a buddy system.
I'm not your look at each other with binoculars from
time to time.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, what is this.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
We're not getting in any trouble with other residents. It's
just you and me a little bit of a staring
contest pantsless.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know what kind of pirby stuff you're into,
but I'm done.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh you don't want to be banochy buddies. No, I'm
into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five point thirty. I'll
meet you there right by the way.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You have times and dates for this.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, there is an issue. I am already doing this
with another guy on the sixth floor, and I don't
want to make him jealous. So what he's Monday and
Wednesdays at seven. So as long as we can do
Tuesday Thursdays, we're going to go. But knock you buddy,
Oh my god, what is this? What is this? It's
a phone tap?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a prank? Call your buddy Tony set you up.
He said you told him you saw some hotg old
binoculars across the way last week, so he wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It was one time.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It was oh yeah, this could be one time every
Tuesday and Thursday five thirty, maybe forty five minutes each time.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm sure you're very attractive. Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I actually am currently Pencilson Studio. I'm looking at myself
in the mirror. I have a microscope because I need
help seeing it. You know what I'm saying. You're not
supposed to laugh at that part.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Hey, I mean, be proud, brother, be proud. Wake Up.
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