July 29, 2024 • 6 mins
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife
because she's been bragging to all their friends about this
incredible deal that she got on a cruise package. So
her husband thought it might be funny to call and
reveal the real reason this particular cruise ship is offering
such an affordable rate, and afterwards we'll find out if
(00:37):
she's still as thrilled as she was before. In your
phone tap right now? Another Hello, Hi, May I speak
with Hopees? Please?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is this Hope? How can we help you? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
This is Chip Chip Hotele from Prints Cruises. Hi Chi, Hi,
You'll be sailing the Seven Seas with us next weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm the cruise director, so nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It says here that you and your husband, Parker have
booked an economy cabin with us for the voyage. Yes, yes,
that's great, and they probably already told you that there
is a special cruise, which is why you got such
a screaming deal on that price.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Special. Yeah, sure, I understand what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So in terms of outfits that you're going to be bringing,
we just need you to have at least two black
dresses or suits, you know, for your husband, and we'll
be good to go.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Why what's the name for these outfits?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, for the ceremony when we do the burials at sea.
Excuse me, Yeah, that was in the fine print of
that ad that we put out. You signed up for it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't recall it. Who's getting buried?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I mean, there's too many names to list, but this
is a special burial at sea crews, so in half
of the cabins will be occupied by the living, such
as yourself, and half by the ones who have passed.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh my, you mean we're going to be on a
boat with dead bodies.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I mean I wouldn't even think about that. For the
most part, it's just a totally normal cruise. It's just
will be throwing bodies off the side every couple hours
or so. No, well, it's much more fun than you think,
you know, you'll you'll just be doing your normal cruise stuff.
Then you'll hear the funeral procession music come up over
the speakers, and at that point you just got to
(02:40):
run to your cabin and get your black dress on.
Once you hear the splash, then your goods back to
the pool, shuffleboard, casino, whatever this is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, you're the one who signed up for this. It
was written.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I didn't know this was included in the end the deal.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What part wasn't included? Are you talking about the dead
bodies or the buffet.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
The dead people?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, yeah, I'll be honest. If it was me, probably
wouldn't be my first choice either. But the boat's going
to be full of stiffs, so we got to get
rid of them somehow. And don't forget, it was a
great price, so good.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
For you that price for this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
If you're wondering, you don't have to do any of
the embalming yourself. We'll cover all that. We just need
people there for the pictures in the black dresses, just
to show that a lot of people came to say
their final goodbyes. Let's look on the bright side. If
you think about it, it's more liquor available for you need.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
A lot of liquor.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
There you go, because you know the dead people aren't
going to have any right.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, no, I don't think you have enough flicker to
get me through this.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay. No, I'm the cruise director. I'm here to accommodate you.
If you could change anything about it, what would that be, Cly.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The dead people? Okay, I would eliminate that completely.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, Well, what's the second thing that you would change that?
How about more shrimp? We have plenty of ice on
hand for the shrimp, because you know they're keeping the
bodies cool. Oh my god, I think I know what
you're worried about. And if you're thinking that this is
going to be some sort of weekend at Bernie's thing
that only happened one time before where we had a
(04:30):
corpse do karaoke.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That actually didn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No Oh, I thought you had seen like the YouTube
video of that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, no, I want.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
To assure you I wasn't even there. That was before
my time as the director. So we do things a
lot differently, a lot classier.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Now, Yeah, I think we're going to have to back
out of.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
This seal wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, So you're not
coming or your husband Parker is it? Because I I
spoke with Parker earlier and already confirmed he did, and
he told me while I'm at ITT to do a
prank phone call on you, my young because my real
name is jeff I work on a radio show called
(05:13):
Drink and Jeffrey in the morning, We're doing a phone
tap on you.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh my god, took a breath.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your husband, Parker set you up because he said you
were talking about what a great deal you got on
this cruise, so we wanted to measure you that were
you picturing it in your mind as the bodies were
falling off the.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Side of the crew off the boot.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I didn't even get to tell you about our weekend
at Bernie's shuffleboard tournament to get a partner. He's dead.
He can grip the stick while you push.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The weekend every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
One eight hundred Do you uy away? Now offering free
remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com Poor call eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife
because she's been bragging to all their friends about this
incredible deal that she got on a cruise package. So
her husband thought it might be funny to call and
reveal the real reason this particular cruise ship is offering
such an affordable rate, and afterwards we'll find out if
(00:37):
she's still as thrilled as she was before. In your
phone tap right now? Another Hello, Hi, May I speak
with Hopees? Please?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is this Hope? How can we help you? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
This is Chip Chip Hotele from Prints Cruises. Hi Chi, Hi,
You'll be sailing the Seven Seas with us next weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm the cruise director, so nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It says here that you and your husband, Parker have
booked an economy cabin with us for the voyage. Yes, yes,
that's great, and they probably already told you that there
is a special cruise, which is why you got such
a screaming deal on that price.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Special. Yeah, sure, I understand what you mean by that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So in terms of outfits that you're going to be bringing,
we just need you to have at least two black
dresses or suits, you know, for your husband, and we'll
be good to go.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Why what's the name for these outfits?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, for the ceremony when we do the burials at sea.
Excuse me, Yeah, that was in the fine print of
that ad that we put out. You signed up for it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't recall it. Who's getting buried?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I mean, there's too many names to list, but this
is a special burial at sea crews, so in half
of the cabins will be occupied by the living, such
as yourself, and half by the ones who have passed.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh my, you mean we're going to be on a
boat with dead bodies.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I mean I wouldn't even think about that. For the
most part, it's just a totally normal cruise. It's just
will be throwing bodies off the side every couple hours
or so. No, well, it's much more fun than you think,
you know, you'll you'll just be doing your normal cruise stuff.
Then you'll hear the funeral procession music come up over
the speakers, and at that point you just got to
(02:40):
run to your cabin and get your black dress on.
Once you hear the splash, then your goods back to
the pool, shuffleboard, casino, whatever this is.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, you're the one who signed up for this. It
was written.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I didn't know this was included in the end the deal.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What part wasn't included? Are you talking about the dead
bodies or the buffet.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
The dead people?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, yeah, I'll be honest. If it was me, probably
wouldn't be my first choice either. But the boat's going
to be full of stiffs, so we got to get
rid of them somehow. And don't forget, it was a
great price, so good.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
For you that price for this.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
If you're wondering, you don't have to do any of
the embalming yourself. We'll cover all that. We just need
people there for the pictures in the black dresses, just
to show that a lot of people came to say
their final goodbyes. Let's look on the bright side. If
you think about it, it's more liquor available for you need.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
A lot of liquor.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
There you go, because you know the dead people aren't
going to have any right.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, no, I don't think you have enough flicker to
get me through this.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay. No, I'm the cruise director. I'm here to accommodate you.
If you could change anything about it, what would that be, Cly.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The dead people? Okay, I would eliminate that completely.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, Well, what's the second thing that you would change that?
How about more shrimp? We have plenty of ice on
hand for the shrimp, because you know they're keeping the
bodies cool. Oh my god, I think I know what
you're worried about. And if you're thinking that this is
going to be some sort of weekend at Bernie's thing
that only happened one time before where we had a
(04:30):
corpse do karaoke.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That actually didn't cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No Oh, I thought you had seen like the YouTube
video of that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, no, I want.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
To assure you I wasn't even there. That was before
my time as the director. So we do things a
lot differently, a lot classier.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Now, Yeah, I think we're going to have to back
out of.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
This seal wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, So you're not
coming or your husband Parker is it? Because I I
spoke with Parker earlier and already confirmed he did, and
he told me while I'm at ITT to do a
prank phone call on you, my young because my real
name is jeff I work on a radio show called
(05:13):
Drink and Jeffrey in the morning, We're doing a phone
tap on you.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh my god, took a breath.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your husband, Parker set you up because he said you
were talking about what a great deal you got on
this cruise, so we wanted to measure you that were
you picturing it in your mind as the bodies were
falling off the.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Side of the crew off the boot.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I didn't even get to tell you about our weekend
at Bernie's shuffleboard tournament to get a partner. He's dead.
He can grip the stick while you push.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The weekend every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
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