Phone Tap: DJ Midlife Crisis

Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we

(00:02):
prank a dad who volunteered to help set up for
his kids middle school dance. And you'd think if a
guy's offering to do such a nice, selfless thing, you
wouldn't want to mess with that, right, Oh no, he
should be celebrated. Yeah, no, not with us. Now we're
gonna prank him in your phone tap right now?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Al right, is this Kevin?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sure? Is mask? I'm speaking with absolutely This.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is Janet Throttle bamb I'm with the middle school PTA,
just calling to go over a few last minute things
before Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh, Mia, what's what's going on Friday?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hello? It's the big dance Knock knock anybody home?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh the dance? Yeah, that's that's right. I got you who?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You got me scared there for a second. Didn't want
to lose our DJ?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Lose?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Why would we lose the DJ? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's not so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm not trying to be funny. What's going on with
the DJ?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, you're on the schedule. It is our DJ for
the night.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hold on what and.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
We are so grateful that you volunteered. Not a lot
of dads step up, like, hold on, I got to
stop you there.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not the DJ. I'm supposed to be helping set up,
but I'm not the DJ. There's no way.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Just like Beyonce, she also claims she doesn't DJ.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Hold on what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
The kind of humility we love from our performers.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Now? Okay? Yeah, no, seriously, I don't mean right, I
don't know how to DJ. I mean I was I
was informed that I was simply setting up tables, chairs
and decorations.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Informing you now then, huh, because we've already printed the
flyers with your name on them. DJ Midlife Crisis.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
J Midlife Crisis.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, the glitter banter is getting laminated as we.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
A glitter banner.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The kids are gonna be so hyped. I mean, how
fun is that?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't see this being fun. It's middle school. It's
like I'm gonna be transported back in time and I'm
gonna be made fun of it all over again.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh, we would never set you up for that. We
even asked one of our sixth graders to bring his
equipment and assist you. DJ's skibbitty skibbitty DJ skibty.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay now you're done.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Skimmity, that's okay. Two Skivity's is lit. Listen.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I seriously don't want to disappoint the kids at all,
but if I have to do this, prepare for a
training wreck because it's going.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
To be bad. So that's a yes. All right, Okay, listen,
we'll take care of everything. Light sounds Skibbitty Skivvy will
be your hype man. He's great. Oh he does backflips
and calls people.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Bro, that sounds like a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Listen, you ordered two gallons of energy drink for your
green room. He's not going to be enough because you're
on for five hours five hours.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
There's no way I can dday for five hours.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh no, it's not just you. Remember Skibbey your hype man. Yeah,
you'll help me deal with all the breaks. We know
how those midlife flatters go.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
First of all, I mean, I'm kind of offended because
I'm not that old. But at the same time, I
don't know what music to play. What am I gonna
get up there and play?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I got your back, bro, You.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Just called me Bro. Hold up, you're sure right.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
All you got to do is throw my playlist down
on those ones and twos.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh my god, I've got three.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Different versions of Drops of Jupiter. What we should hear
it in acoustic?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right, this can't be real. Somebody has to be
messing with me.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Someone definitely is just like I mess around with mister Brightside.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Could somebody please just tell me what the hell is
going on? I'd like to know.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Man, you're hard Kevin. This is a prank phone call
and you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my god, are you serious? There's no way.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, your wife Shelley set you up a radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh my god, I can't. I can't believe she did this. Man,
you guys are awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
She said you got roped into helping out with the
middle school dance this Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So yeah, I sure did. But nobody told me about
being a DJ.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
So well DJ midlife crisis your fans, await.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Don't forget Skibbity Skivvy or whatever the hell that kid's
name is.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's right, bro, weeke up. Every morning was fum taps
weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the
Morning