Phone Tap: Don't Click Me Dirty

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of our listeners emailed saying his wife accused him
of looking at inappropriate content on his laptop the other night.
We cannot confirm or deny if that's true. After talking
with him, we agreed it's the perfect time to call
his wife and say, hey, your husband dropped off his
computer and we've been trying to scrub it and keep

(00:23):
running into problems. Oh, that won't make her more suspicious,
will it. No, it's your phone s app right now?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hi? Is this Kathy Morty?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is? What's the purpose of this call?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
So formal? I work at the computer lab. My name's
Roddy Gooch. Roddy Rowdy. Yeah, my dad was a professional wrestler.
I know it's a strange name. You just got me Gooch.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Everyone does, okay, Gooch? How can I help you?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Your husband named Tim?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, ma'am, his name's Tim Great.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
He dropped off his laptop here the other day and
I've been trying to call him to give him an update,
but he's not answering.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm sorry. Could you repeat the name of the company
you're calling from again?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Computer Lab?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Computer Lab? And you're saying my husband dropped off a
laptop with.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You yeah, you were the secondary contact on the form.
Did he not tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, he didn't, so I'm a little surprised by that.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh okay, Well, apparently he had something going on with it.
Nothing weird. Though, nothing weird. It's just running a little slow,
and he wanted me to see if I could speed
it up for him.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Warning. A thread has been detected.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh what was what was that?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh? Sorry, I have his computer next to me. My
elbow must have hit one of the buttons here, so.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I don't understand. You need me to come pick up
the laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Hold on just one second. Let me just see if
I can shut it down and we can.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Warning, this is a filthy website.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Sorry, I'm just stuck in his arch history trying to close.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I just said that he's on a filthy website. I
heard that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Did it say that? I don't know if I heard it.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Warning the website you are trying to reach is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You might think it's going on. I think my husband
has been watching adult content and he brought it or something. WHOA,
and you're trying to cover for him.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's a big accusation. I mean this, this has nothing
to do with him. I just keep pressing the buttons
trying to get this thing off.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's the warning. Please do not make me open this
website waiting.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Whatever you're I don't like what's going on here.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I don't either. I'm a computer expert. By the way,
do you know where the mute button is on his laptop?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I can't, Lady, this is a joke. Okay, you're talking
about my philandering husband. You're like, it's no big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, he's got a Mac. I usually don't work on those,
more of a chromebook type of gal.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Warning, how many times have I told you don't clip
this trash?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, enough, all right, I'm coming down there to get it.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No need for that. No, don't you tell me.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
What there's your need? Not a knee for Okay, this
is my man, we're talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
This is there's so many buttons on this thing.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Were you supposed to be, like an expert at computers?
How are you so bad at this? You know?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I ask myself that every day. Oh my god, Liam,
I really don't think it's necessary you come down here.
I'm sure your husband wouldn't want that either.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't give us what he wants right now because
he doesn't want me to see that Philthy's searching for
on the web. You know, I think I caught him
go to the other night.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I caught him. Well, that's a Storian. I don't even
think I should talk anymore, even press any more. Buttons.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh God, warning, you are a freak. You need to
see a therapist right now.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Give me the address. I've had it with this and
coming down to wherever you are.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, Well, if you're picking this thing up, maybe you
could just take it over to the Brook and Jeffrey studio.
They have a great engineer over there. Sure he can
look at it, push the right things on this. What
the Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning show? The radio
show that's doing a prank phone call on you right now.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't understand what you're saying. Can you just give
me the addresses?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
There's no address. This is all a joke. It's actually
Brooke from the radio show. I was just telling you
about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Husband, Tim set
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't get it. He's setting me up with who
he said.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
You accused him of looking at inappropriate content the other
night on the on his laptop.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
God, are you kidding? Me right now, all right, we
got there.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm kidding you.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, no, you have no idea. I was like playing
back in my memory of like watching him us the computer.
I was wondering what he was doing.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm sure he was just on our website submitting for
this prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh god, no, please, Oh I feel so stupid.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Actually, let me click on his website and just let
me see if his submission went through.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Warning the website you are trying to reach his disgusting ooh.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It is Oh my god, wake Up.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Every morning was Boom Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning