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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. And on this show
we pride ourselves on coming up with pranks that are unique,
different and highly creative, but not this one. We've done
this idea three different times to three different people already.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If it's broke, don't fix it, jeff Yeah, because it's simple.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And we always get a funny reaction where we call
someone and say we're one of his eight hundred Facebook
friends and we want to wish him a happy birthday.
We've never actually met before or even spoken to them.
They are super important in our lives, and that's what
we do. In your phone tap right now?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hello, Rodney, is this happy birthday? Brother? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's your birthday?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah it is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is not at work.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's Clint from Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So you work at Facebook. I'm a little compute.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, that's good. No, you accepted my friend request in
twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Remember I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, don't worry, I remember, I sure do. It was
a highlight of my year.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Actually.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, okay, so you're being serious one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And by the way, those Cobo pics that you posted
from your trip in twenty twenty two that looked like
such a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You have to tell me, like, how was that hotel? Hey, Clint, Yeah,
I'm at work right now.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So maybe maybe you could send the birthday agreeing on
Facebook since that's how we know each other.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I know I've done that in other years, so I
just thought this time, why not just call you up
directly and like, wish you happy birthday face to face
you put a little personal touch on it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well we're on the phone, but right, well that's sorry,
you know what I mean? Yeah, that's you. You're always
calling me out. I love that about you.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You and I have never had an interaction pal, so like,
you gotta put yourself on my shoes. Okay, this is
a little unnerving getting a call from somebody I don't
know who says they know me from Facebook and I
can't to be sure.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I hear you allowed and clear their pal. But again
you're saying that we're not friends. We are Facebook friends.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So that doesn't mean so much to me. Sounds like
it means more to you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, yeah it does.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Actually know who it means probably the most too, is
deb I.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Don't know if you're joking with me right now.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You don't remember deb you became Facebook friends with her
in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hey, Clint, is it if I tell you I don't
remember somebody? I'm not lying to you, Okay, I don't
know who. I don't know death.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, I have a little surprise for you, Bud. Hey, Jeff,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I don't want to talk to get over here. I
don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Hey, I believe who is on the phone right now.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What it's Rodney from Facebook at work? Rodney. Yeah, it's
his birthday. Happy birthday, Roby. Hey, it's Deb.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hi. I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Said he was gonna surprise you with this.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I was like, I'm in Did he tell you that
I don't know him either. I don't know either one
of you. I don't know why you're making this call.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just as funny as he is on Facebook, he didn't
know us.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Like I haven't liked every one of his pictures for
the last five years.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Man, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Even on I haven't been on my Facebook account in
three years. Like, who's even.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Using Okay, you can stop joking around now. It just
does We didn't just get the notification that it's your birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Only the closest friends get that.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, everybody gets that, everybody that you love. Sure, I'm
at freaking work right now, and I don't have time
for this man.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Your okay?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So do you wantus to like come over so that
we can all celebrate together?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I mean, I know Deb's not supposed to drink anymore
on her lunch breaks, but you can probably make an
exception this time, right, teb, I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Gonna go get the pleasure right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Party? Alright?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So I just cleared up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You still work at that insurance place right over on
forty fifth.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What We'll meet you out in the parking lot right
next to your blue at my God party by his
blue at Era.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
How the fi?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What I drive?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Will be there in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Just chating your name, you'll be able to hear us
Ronnie Rodney Rodney drinking some mud. I don't know how
you guys know where I work or what I drive,
but Dish is completely checked up. I want to be
clear with you. I do not want you coming to
my place of employment, and I don't even want you
on my Facebook.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh yeah, hey, dude. Plut him by Brian his buddy Brian.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh yeah, we should tell him to come and party two.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Write me down a.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Special since he's the one that set him up for
this prank phone call. Oh my god, full circle. What
the hell?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, you're on the radio right now with Brooken Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
We're doing a phone tap on you man. You're friend,
Brian emailed us. He wanted to say happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Right right day, Rod. This actually was a pretty fun
birthday prank.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
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