Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, we call a single woman who's been dating around
hasn't found her perfect guy yet, so her friends wanted
to mess with her a little bit, and it came
to our mind that Jose could call, using one of
his famous voices, maybe like Rolando, and try to woo
her as a guy that she matched with on Tinder.
But instead we decided to try out something a little

(00:23):
bit new and have a professional service call her with
a romantic opportunity that she probably shouldn't pass up.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
In your phone tap right now twenty Hello. Hi is
this Marissa? Yes, sus my name is Matt matcha maker.
I've left you few voicemails.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
What I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen
our ads on TV?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Maybe no I haven't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's fine, but what our company is known for is
bringing past loves back to the lives of the lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay, I'm not interested, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're not selling anything to you.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
This service has already been paid for by your ex Donovan.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
What well, don't sound shocked.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
He says, you two were close and then split up
like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan paid for our service,
and he would like to give you a message.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
What is the message? What's what is going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Sure, I gotta go. I have work to do. I
have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to express
his emotions. What he's feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I need to go. What is this I spoke with him? Okay, Well,
what's the message? He misses you. Okay, he misses.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
You and he doesn't know what your relationship status is
right now, but he thinks of you fondly.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I didn't ask if you were. What's the plan?
Let me get to it. Please.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Do I have a quote from him? He says, my
soul weeps in the shape of your initials. O huh, Well,
I mean it was one of our probms. He asked
a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that
or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I don't even know what to say right now.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Don't say a thing. Just listen.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Because Donovan paid an extra three ninety nine so we
could play your song that you shared in intimate moments.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What that's not our song? Man? Okay, yeah, I get you.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Bye, And that's the only part of the song I
can play he didn't pay for the full version. I
never did you see, right, how much that song really
meant of both of you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I never listened to that song with him ever.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
The whole point is he misses you greatly and he
realizes now what he had back.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Then are you joking?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged
to someone else.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
What engaged?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Uh huh?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
What the But here's the kicker. He believes he'd be
happier with you.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's so messed up.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's pretty touching, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, he's engaged to someone else, and then he does this.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Uh huh?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
What if I found out.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
She knows and she has a message just for you?
We recorded it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my gosh, I'm Marisa, listen.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,
but really I.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Would happily step aside if you would take Donovan back.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Uh are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
This is insane. I know her voice is a little
nasali or, which is probably why he chose you over her.
It's not him choosing me over this girl.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I haven't even talked to him, and he's engaged well currently,
but he's not married.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
This was seven years ago.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
This is so weird.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, it is a little strange, but at this point
I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a
hotel for the night.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room
number to go run back into his arms. No, I'm
not running into anybody's arms.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm not sure why he's even setting his message or
the fiance.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I
should just tell you it's a prank phone call before
I leaves the signal.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
What oh you heard that? Yeah, this is actually home
from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
In the Morning.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Your friends Gabby Lauris set you up.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, apparently you guys were talking about their worst x's
in your lives recently.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I you believe it, Man and Marissa, it's me Donovan,
remember me, Man, I wasn't even our song.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was either between that or Hey, mak Arena. So
I think you chose wisely.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Weeke up.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning