Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!
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Episode Transcript
One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband,
who's currently away on a business trip, and she told
us the name of his hotel, his room number, his
sleeping habits, and some of the things that he likes
to take along with him, all to help us mess
with him with a brand new service that we're rolling out.
It involves an over eager housekeeping staff member named Tito,
(00:23):
and that's coming up in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hello, Hi is this mister link?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah? It was this.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Good morning, Hi, this is housekeeping. My name's Tito.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You're waking up?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Or yeah? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I just wanted to make sure you were pleased with
the service from earlier today.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What what service?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh you didn't even realize it. That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What are you talking you? Will you talk about you?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Here's what we're doing. It's something new at the hotel
called Silent service.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh, that's where we sneak into your room at night,
well the guest is sleeping, and then we clean up
around you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What are you talking about while you're sleeping? What are
you talking about you? What time were you in my room.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh four am? Maybe three, I don't know four.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What gives you the right to be in my god
room at four am?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Titokay?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Hold on, grumpy, Wumpy. I know we're just waking up.
But this is a good thing, Okay. I don't you
get an extra three hundred Hotel points if we clean
while you're unconscious.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't care how many points I get for you
to You don't have the right to come in here
and invade.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
My fricking privacy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Some say it's invasive, but we call it elite hospitality.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, no, it's extremely invasive, is it, though?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Because you didn't even realize I was in there? And
shouldn't you be happy that everything is clean?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
For you? The thing is clean.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You came into my room while I was sleeping.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It well, you didn't seem to mind when I was
adjusting your bed covers in the middle of the night.
That reminds me. I did notice your toe was twitching.
They were waving at me. Oh my god, your little
little five finger Hello there. Your tots are very friendly.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You shouldn't be looking at you shouldn't be in my
room and dating my privacy and looking at my toes.
I shouldn't be in here at all.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I was thinking about covering them, but I can only
do that tonight if I get your permission. Right now.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Don't touch any guests. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm noting that. Do not touch sleeping guests or their toes.
Oh my god, but fluffing pillows is still okay. I
did that, by the way. What And I think it
helped because you rolled over after I did. Are you
a side sleeper?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
You were that close to my head while I was sleeping.
I am taking down notes.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh, if you do talk to him, please do not
mention I used your shower because I spilled a little
bleach on myself while I was cleaning.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I didn't give my permission for any of this.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
None of this was mentioned to me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know something I did notice? This could put you
in a good mood. I love how you tuck your
socks into your shoes and do the same. We're two insies.
I noticed on the corner of the room your socks
tucked in my.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Where to god if you touched my feet?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I swore no, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Touch your feet, just your socks. I'm not a weird o.
I also washed your toothbrush for you. Yes, I did,
and I gotta say the bristles are very soft.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
No, no, no, maid service is supposed to touch my toothbrush. Actually,
I know that is against the law.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You know, speaking of toothbrushes. It just came to me,
would you like me to leave a breath mint for
you in the morning instead of the chocolate mint. I
don't what I smelled. You need it right, I mean
I can almost smell it through the phone right now,
so I.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Cannot believe you came close to my face.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, I think that's all my notes. It does sound
like there's still a little bit a pushback on your end.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You are going to get fired.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I look it up.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
There is nothing called silent service on your web page.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's because it's not listed on the hotel site. You're
gonna have to go to the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, click the drop down tab
and then it select prank phone calls and now we're here.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Hello wait, hi, what what.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What I mean is my name is jose for Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing a phone
tap on you. We got you.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I am so tired. Why did you?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Good morning? I hear you're at a hotel right now. Yeah,
I actually know that because your wife cat set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Okay, tell us.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're on a business trip, but she wanted us to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
She said you would totally freak out if she thought
anybody was like in your room in the middle.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Of the night.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I would have been happy to have somebody cleaning around me,
maybe cuddling me, maybe kissing me on the forehead. That's
a lead service. Uh and you deserve that, don't you,
mister link.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
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Hosts And Creators
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