Phone Tap: How To Date My Son

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alexis. If you're about to go out on a first
date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be
to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't
that be nice to get the inside skinny on all
of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you
a little pump up speech to get you ready for
the big night with her little boy.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, I mean, it's always good to have some background
on him, you know, in case you need to hold
it against him blackmail.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You're looking at him.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
No, no, no no, I'm trying to make the best of it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does. Way,
she pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
Here how it goes in your phone? Tap right now
it's another Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello, Am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only your
future mother in law? What what did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What is happening right now?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
We have not met, but you're supposed to go out
with my son Caleb tonight first date.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, yeah I am, but you said your mother.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
you out tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh I have heard a lot about you.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah you have. I have.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
I give you a B plus, a B plus.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,
Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick
thrusts in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why are you calling me?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
And how did you give my number? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so
let's keep this between us, ladies. Oh my god, this
is crazy. You share passwords?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, what good mother and son? Doesn't I remember? Uh no, no,
no one does that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh I still have parental controls on his phone, so
I see all of your messages.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, I loved that meme you sent him two days ago.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
At me laughing, I'll tell you you saw that. You
look through your grown son's phone. We'll just get sent
to mine. But you ask why I was calling, and
you know what. I think that's a good point. I'm
not calling to talk about me. Let's focus on your date.
But I don't need to talk to you about our date.
That's you're not a part of this. So I don't
even know why you're callind.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Is I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,
if you didn't realize Caleb likes kisses behind his right ear.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh he is ticklish there. Okay, I don't even know
if I should be going on a date with Caleb.
If I bet, I bet. If you keep doing it,
it might just turn him on. Oh my god, I'm
a cool mom. Why do you know that? You're not
a cool mom?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, cool mom does this? This is horrific.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm not cool. How do you think I know about
the Karate Kid? Then? Huh what? He loves that show
on Netflix? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits around the house.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
And because he.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Recently lost his job at the bus station, he's not
a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
He's getting good.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He lost his job.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wait that that doesn't make sense. He was telling me
all about his work and at a back up like
he works in marketing.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's
only part time. Thinking it this way though, part time
work gives him more time to spoil us.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
He has two favorite ladies. Okay, I don't think this
is gonna work out, So can you just tell him?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It'll be just like last summer when his.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully with a skateboard.
What are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was inconsolable for days. Okay, you know what, This
really isn't gonna work out. You need to tell your
son thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
But no, my son does need to tell you one thing,
and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually
broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
What is going on? It's a prank phone call. Your
take is actually the one who set you up. Oh
my god, you too.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he
wanted to play a joke on you before. I can't
believe that.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
That was insane. Okay, so you like that, right, the joke.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I haven't decided yet.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The week up.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Every morning was phone taps. Weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,