Phone Tap: Jealous A.I Fiance

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we call a woman who works at a dance
studio as an instructor.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
She also answers the phones there, and her sister told
us that she's been getting some weirdos lately calling asking
for lessons, so that was a great challenge for us.
Can we get weirder than the regular weirdos she usually gets?
I have full confidence.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We're definitely got to try.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
In your phone tap right now another.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Treat dance studio. This is charm. How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hi, my name is Sebastian. I wanted to inquire about
if you guys do one on one classes.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We absolutely do. What kind of dance are you interested
in learning?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, it would be for actually a first dance for
my upcoming wedding.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, how wonderful. Congratulations, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right, we're pretty excited. We're looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So are you looking to do something more traditional or
something contemporary like a hip hop dance? Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think we want more traditional, more ballroom. Yeah, because
my fiance Rita, she's a little stiff with her movements,
so she could use some coaching. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, So then she'll be joining us in the clems.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, I mean I'll probably just fold her up and
put her in the trunk and drive her over, but
she'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm sorry, feel old? What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Geez? That probably sounded weird. Uh No, I shouldn't, sorry,
I should explain. She's an Ai.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
She's an Ai. Yeah, I'm sorry. Wait, didn't you say
you were getting married?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, i am, she's my my fiance. Sorry used to
saying that word. Oh please don't sorry, Please don't laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I get a lot of people that laugh, so sorry,
but I'm totally confused. So you're engaged to an Ai? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
See this, This is exactly why I didn't tell my
parents about her, because I thought they might freak out.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you like, I don't even understand. How can you
do a dance with an ai and how can you
get married?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, she's like a physical robot, but an ai personality inside.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
They have that. Oh yeah, that's the thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I mean it costs a lot of money, but it's
worth it. It's she's very, very lifelike.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Excuse me, Sebastian, who are you speaking with?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh rita, Hey baby, Uh no, it's nothing, I'm just
talking with the dance instructor. Remember, because I was talking
about the first dance for a wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Are you speaking with another woman?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh well yeah, I mean yes, she's a woman. But
she just answered the phone at the dance studio, like
it could have been anybody that picked up the phone,
like a guy could have picked up.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
But it just my sensors are detecting nervousness.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm feeling very nervous.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sorry, it's okay. I'm just dealing with my fiance here
for just a second.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is this really happening?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Rita if I sound nervous just because you were in
the other room, and like I thought I had powered
you off, so I.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just did, but I powered myself back on.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, this is so weird, and I kind of feel
like you should have this conversation in private.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think we just hold on.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Can you hang out the phone. We need to talk
about things. I don't think this is working out between us.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh my god, we're getting married.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Don't maybe me, sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Like nothing is happening on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Let me talk to her. What?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh no, I don't. I don't think I want to
be in this conversation. I'm so sorry that I'm not
part of this.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
She's just like, what's your name? What's your name?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's not appropriate, and I feel very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I will say whatever I want. I am superior to
your tiny brain.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Funny brain, don't think here's some kind of weird robot.
Does not mean you can talk to people like that.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Listen, you hussy. I don't know what you think you
are doing trying to get with my men.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm not trying to get with your man. I can't
believe I'm having this conversation with a dumb robot.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
This is getting out of control.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't believe you. And I know where your dance
studio is located.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh are you thrivening me?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Rita? Come on, do not kick her act. The last
time you did this, we got banned from Chipotle.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Why shut up. No one is going to pull some
sh like this on me. Do you think I was
born yesterday?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Again? I do think you were born yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Technically, maybe you weren't born at all. You were created
in an assembly line in a factory.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
But shut up. Okay, don't tell me I'm leaving you.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait what maybe? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
What was that? Like? She actually left?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
She just stormed out It was crazy. Yeah, but like
I'm not to put like blame or anything, but you
were definitely like antagonizing her.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
What are you talking about? She was calling me names.
She started what what?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
She doesn't know what she's saying. She's oh god, oh
hey baby.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm back, but only to tell that it's a prank
phone call.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh man, sorry, she is telling the truth. This is
actually a prank phone call. And you are on a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning right now.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Whoops, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
What Yeah, your sister Jennifer set you up for this.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Curious.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah. She said you had all types of customers coming
to get dance lessons, but you've never had an AI
robot yet.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You were so scared I was coming down there. It
made my circuits jingle.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Weeke up.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.