Phone Tap: Jenna's Mom Has Got It Going On

If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think the perspective from any young single lady out
there is they would be so lucky to have Brooke
Fox as their mother.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
That funny, Okay, I'm not home.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm saying any any girl would be lucky to have
you as their mom.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You mean a young like toddler aged girl, That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
And I mean, sure, there's the nagging and the drinking
and not coming home home, not coming home, so sweetheart,
you better fix yourself some cereal for dinner.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
But they had dinner.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sure, yeah, and the technically be considered negligence under the
guidelines of Child Production Services. Brook does offer one big plus.
She can be very, very protective over her young love.
That's why she's gonna pose as a mother of a

(00:54):
young lady who matched with a guy on Tinder, and
before they go out, Brook just wants to give the
guy the business. So after you hear a text in
seventy five nine, do tell us would you want Brookes
your mom?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think you're gonna want it.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We'll see what they said. You're here, it's your phone
tap right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Corey. This is Corey, ask
you sing Hi Corey, you match with my daughter Jenna
on Tinder and you guys are going out tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Uh yeah, Jenna's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Surprise you got that right? Yes, I'm Jenna's mom.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
How are you doing better?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Now that you're on the phone. You have thirty seconds
to impress me?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Go, Willam? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm just kidding. I'll give you forty five Go.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know what's happening right now. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, you're a slow one, but I bet you're cute, right,
That's why Jenna picked you. Okay, anyway, I already explained.
I'm Jenna's mom and I know you're taking her out tonight,
but I just want to make sure that you're going
to be more than just a hot slab of beef.
That's me talking, not Jenna. Okay, you're meeting her tonight

(02:29):
at eight? Right? Yeah, Well, you and I should do
a little prefunk Q and A a few hours before.
What do you say?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Does she know that you're calling me right now?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Doesn't matter? But what does matter is your answer to
this question. Do you like massage parlors? I run one
by the airport. It's called Satchmo's Revenge.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Have you been in No, I can't say I have.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, well, most guys on tender have, so I'm disappointed
but also kind of impressed. Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Sorry, Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm
actually a little busy before eight, and it was nice
to meet you, missus Jenna's mom. But I really have
to go now. I just have a few things I
got to do before eight o'clock tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I see you're going to the drug store to
buy some prophylactics.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, I'm going to get off the phone now.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know. I got to say good for you. It
is better to be safe than sorry. But I were you,
I would just buy double. I mean, my daughter is
quite the promiscuous porcupine.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, look her mama, listen like, I'm sure a really
nice lady. I appreciate that she has a loving and
carrying mother, patiscating.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Do you know that I'm on Tinder?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I wouldn't doubt it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But don't you think it's weird that we've never matched?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, I don't think it's weird because I've lim in
my search on the age twenty seven years. So no,
I don't think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm twenty seven on there, Okay, okay, I'm a young kitten, ma'am, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you can call me nimmy. I mean that's what
all the boys at the horse track call me.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Nimmy.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh, that's right. I'm partial to jockeys, you know. I
don't know if it's the old smell of saddles.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Or Okay, right, you can just let your daughter know
I'm actually not going to meet her now at eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh what, You're not interested in my daughter anymore?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Not interested in you being so interested in me?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay? Could we set her up with your brother Shane then?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Or my brother?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I have an even better idea. What about a double date?
What you me Shane and Jenna?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
What the hell is going on right now? How is
my brother involved? How do you think know Shane?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh, because Shane told us you were going on a
tender date tonight with a girl named Jenna, and that's
why he wanted to set you up for a prank
phone call. This is actually Broke from the radio show
Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you. I'm not. I'm not Jenna's mom, dude,
I hope not. I hope.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh my god, it was awkward. You have no idea
how many times I hung up, almost hung up the
phone on your That one is so weird.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's because you can't resist, Nimmi weeke up. Every morning
was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning