Phone Tap: License Plate Rejected

Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like once a year we do stories on
the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates
that get rejected. Yeah. Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well,
today we call a guy who's frustrated that his was
turned down by the state.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Appropriate.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email
in and now he's about to get a response. But
the response is from us, and I can tell you
right now we're one hundred percent non helpful, shocking in
your phone tap right now another.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of Licenseeing.
My name is Juice Chambers. Is this Jason?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah? Is he great? So this is in regards to
your personalized license plate request you submitted. You emailed us
asking to appeal the rejection.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I didn't understand why, So right, you didn't nderstand? Okay, well,
maybe I can give you a little more clarification on that. Yeah,
clarification would be great. Okay, I got a few papers
on my desk. Here, let me just find yours. Oh,
here we go. I believe yours was tushy t u
s h y. No. Now listen while we do appreciate

(01:18):
cheeks here of all kinds. You can understand why it
was rejected, Right, that's not mine.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Mine was snooze.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh okay, yes, snooze s n U U Z y C.
That's how I requested it. Oh, got it. So the
reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're promoting sleeping
while driving. That's not good. That's not a thing. What
are you talking about? Oh, it most certainly is a thing. Yeah,

(01:50):
if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,
they might think it's okay to put their car and
cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze,
get it? So sorry, but decisions are final. So nobody
would ever think that the name snooze was my nickname.
Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's true. My buddies gave me it in college because
we party a lot and i'd sleep through classes.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,
sleeping behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's not what it was, lady.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, you know what, It doesn't even matter now, it
doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different personalized
license plate from now on, you're gonna be sad boy one.
I don't want to be sad boy. You're not. You're
sad boy one. I don't want to be sad boy
anything any number. How about I love bread that's luv.

(02:45):
Oh my god, the hip. Don't try to force me
in a personalized license.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad
boy too.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Just refund my money. You know I am pretty good
at reading human emotions. You sound irritated. Really, I don't
want to leave things this way, So I've had one
tucked away for a special occasion, just like this what
I'm probably not gonna like it to be so happy?
What about Bra four two zero Brough four two zero, yeah,

(03:18):
Brough four twenty? Are you kidding me? You love it,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, you won't let me have snooze, but you will,
like let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Kid, I'll have you know that Bru four two zero
is not a drug reference. It totally is. My colleague
who I trust with my life, told me it's a
Lord of the Rings movie quote. What that's why it's
so popular. Guy is messing with you now. I've actually
never seen the movie, but apparently they say bra a
lot in it, and they referenced the ring size, which

(03:48):
is four by twenty. I've seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's a lie.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna
call him in right now. Hey, mats pick up line four.
He doesn't believe me.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh, sub bro, what the hell is happening? You don't
like the four to twenty idea? Your loss? Bro, you're
taking an.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate because
you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Do you get it like a prank phone call? No? Yeah, dude,
this is actually brought from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Phone tap on you. Guys. I was about to throw
my phone through my window. Friend Aaron set you up.
She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.
Oh I am, I am frustrated.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
She was right, don't throw your phone.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's not smart.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You're gonna need that.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I think it's more that your girlfriend doesn't want to
be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.
Oh man, that's my nickname. I just want snows. I
just want to be snooze.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a
plate of munchies, like for twenty.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Bro Get it, Bro, Thank you do. Wake up every
morning with poom tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning