Phone Tap: Marco's Bachelor Party

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And here's an interesting strategy.
What do you do if you're us and you're prank
calling someone who's heard of our show before. The thing
is we can actually tinker with our voices using some
of the equipment here to change our pitch and our tone.
And that's what we had to do today when we
call the best man of a wedding who's supposed to

(00:21):
be planning the bachelor party, but apparently he's been dropping
the ball little taking his time, shocking, So time for
a real party beast to step in and show him
how it's supposed to be done in your phone.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Tap right now? Hello, Yo? Is this Ryle's.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, Riley Root, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Riley right. That'd be a sick lass name. But you're
Riley right.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I said it again. Bro, it's topper Man. What's upper who?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, you're funny bro. Oh Marco said you'd be a riot.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, So wait a minute. So you're Marco's friend, you
know Marco.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Correction, I'm Marco's best man squire.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, actually no you're not, because I'm Marco's best man.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Right. We're like Co best geez, like Co Mass.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We're not.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I actually have no idea who you are.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Marco told me that you were kind of like dropping
the ball on the bachelor party. So he wants to
let the big dog take over kind of run the
show from here.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, it's dog, I got Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Really you got it? Like what do you have planned?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I mean, nothing in stone yet? But uh uh great.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Idea exactly bro.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, so listen, I stepped up big time like Topper does,
and I booked us some strippers.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Bro, this is just my idea, like kind of just
like a top shelf thing. But if things go plan accordingly,
we just like talk to them, you know, just like converseate.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You book strippers to conversate.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, you know, like we could connect with them on
like a deeper level, find out who they are and
what passions they have. What do strippers do like on
a typical Sunday? Are they more target girls or is
it just like Sephora.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
How about I take back the duties and we go
drink somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh oh drinks, bro, I thought that, Oh you did, Yeah,
because after we can all go head out to a bar.
No alcohol, of course, just juice or like milk.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Or if they have it, Like, Bro, no nolcohol?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Bro, do you even know?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Marco, I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know, like the reason for just juice is because,
like you know, we make our own fun. Oh my god,
So like picture this if one of our bros is
like randomly starts up some duck duck goose at the table, right.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
All right, dude, I don't need to hear that.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's like, I'm not gonna stop it. You know, it
could get like pretty insane.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
No, that's not the definition of insane. Is this is
not gonna happen. No, Marco, I'm back on. You're out.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I appreciate your passion, but you can't change anything because
I already booked a party bus.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
You did what?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I hired my old middle school teacher, mister Mandelbaum. He's
totally sick. He's gonna come with so that he could
teach us about like the dangers of like drugs and
various hallucinogens.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
What the actual that's a terrible idea. Well, the answer
is no to all of it.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You can't put the kaibosh on Mandelbaumb because he's like
a solid dude. He hooked up with my mom back
in eighth grade, and he's like almost like my stepdad,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Care about your weird middle school teacher Marco an all
Jews bachelor party.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
These ideas suck.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, bro, you need to chill like big time to hear.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Mister Mandelbaum once told me that there are no sucky ideas,
you know what, just sucky prank calls on the radio,
and this is.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
One of them.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, because yeah, I'm not really top or I don't
really know Marco. My name is actually jeff from a
radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And we're doing a phone tap on you, which means
it means Marco set you up to be pranked on
the radio. Dude, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, man, Marco told us that you were put in
charge of the bats party. You hadn't really planned anything yet,
so he thought Topper should like step in and like
light a fire.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, dude, top, No, Topper has the worst ideas ever,
not according to.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
My almost step dad, mister Mandelbom. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
The only thing I could think during that was like,
oh my god, he's probably not your stepdad.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
You know, is mister m like my brother.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You should ask your mom that I have looked there.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't know job the week up every morning was
FO Dads Weekday Mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in
the morning