Phone Tap: Move Your Yard Sale

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know
what's worse than an annoying person, what a rich annoying
person who thinks they're better and funnier than you. And
that's why today Brooke poses one of her neighbors to
discuss her upcoming yard sale, and I think just the
words yard sale make Brook last.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
God, it's your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, Abby,
this is Deborah Bushman.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Do I know you?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, we've never met before, but I've been your neighbor
for about three years now. I live just down the street. Okay, Hi,
nicest house on the block? Guilty, that's me. That's where
I live.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Which one is it the biggest? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're funny. So the reason for my call is I
noticed a yard sale sign on a nearby telephone pole
that had your address on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing art sale on Saturday. You
want to find.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. You wouldn't. Why, Well, between
you and me, I'm having my estate sale that day,
and I just don't want you to feel bad.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't think I feel bad, honestly. Maybe we'll get
more traffic coming through, so maybe it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You're not getting it, and that's funny to me.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What do you mean I'm not getting it?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
How do I put this? The quality of items is
just different.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
How do you know you haven't seen my items?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, actually I did have my maid pop by your
house and peek into the windows take a few photos
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You did what?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yikes? I didn't know if she was still on the
same street. I thought she was like at the dump. Wait,
maybe a thrift store.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So let me get this straight. You had your made
spy on me because you think you're not going to
like my stuff or it's not up to your standard.
Do you own the street?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I do own the street. Well, you don't own my house,
so you.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Don't actually Thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Where do you get off saying stuff like this to me?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm not trying to hurt your feelings here, you see.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You're not hurting my feelings. You're just annoying me.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh okay, this call is actually for your benefit.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, it's not. How in any universe are you benefiting me?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, let's just say we both of our stuff out,
and one is more a symbol of taste and refinement
and the other is more a symbol of trailer park
and trailer trash.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, that's your opinion. So I'm glad you like your
because I think it's ugly as hell. But I would
never call you and tell you that.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's not just my opinion, it's what Consuela believes as well.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, well, Kinsuela is going to go to jail if
you come back on my property, if you come on Saturday,
if you show up, I'm gonna call the police. It's
as simple as that.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know what. Just for you, I'll let you be
one of the first fifty people through my doors.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
What I'm not stepping foot on your property.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, are you sure? Because I have goodie bags with
silk throw blankets from Budapest that I'll be giving out.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're doing a yard sale too, it's not an event.
And if you're so rich, why are you doing that?
Why don't you donate everything to charity?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
The only thing that should be donated to charity is
just everything in your house.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
But you just said I'm poor, so why would I
be donating.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You're the one just sad to goodwill? And why don't
you pop some tags?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Pop some what I said tags? I don't know what
that is you know that song? No I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I played it at my cotillion right after Mumbo number five.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
No Wonder No one on the block.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Past the ladies at the club got turned.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you know, my lady? You just sound sad and lonely.
Sad and lonely, and you're trying to start a fight
with me over nothing. But if you show up on Saturday,
you will be the police. Oh I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's so funny. The police are in my family's back pocket.
They've been there for years.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
So why do you live in a normal house? Like,
why don't you live in a state with gates? And
why are you doing a yard sale?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
You are so hilarious. It's the reason it doesn't make
any sense is because Dylan told me to tell you
all of this. Why don't your best friend Dylan.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Dylan told you to tell me this?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? Is they're the one that set you up for
this prank phone call?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, I'm not your neighbor. This is actually broke from
the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
She told us about the big yard sale this Saturday
and thought it might be funny to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I can't believe you said I was sure.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't know why you were so mad. Debert was
just trying to do some churity and help out the poor.
That's you.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Thank God this is a joke, because I was about
to have to fight this lady in this big house.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning