June 4, 2025 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's almost time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call.
(00:02):
And if you've ever left a note on somebody's car,
whether it be an angry one or angry one, really
angry one, most people don't leave polite messages in that
type of situation, unless you count the woman we call today.
She anonymously left what she thought was a nice note
to somebody in her neighborhood suggesting they re park their
(00:25):
car because the back end of it was sticking out
into traffic. So she was just trying to be helpful.
You know who did see it that way? The most
passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,
and he's in your phones out right now. Well, Heidi,
(00:49):
ho and howdy do there is this the thoughtful soul
who left me that little parking note on my windshield
the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just wanted
to call and say, bless your heart and thank you
for pointing out my little fiddly wink there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh oh ah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And you're right, You're right. I could be better.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little
thrown I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Don't say sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And by the way, I recognized you from my ring
cam your grace right.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
My name's Jerry. I live just down the street. It's
nice to meet you, friend.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Nice to meet you too.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Absolutely I went action.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I took a second gander at my park job, and
I thought, well, paint me purple and call me a grape.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
She's right, Yeah, just like you said.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably
what seven?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I mean, I think it was a little bit more
than not. Sorry. I just I was worried maybe somebody
would hite your car.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of
your way to tell me to move my car.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because
it was just sticking out, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I sure, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,
since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted
to pass along a couple.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Of little notes for you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you mean, Well, like, that's a real cute
brown color.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It shows for your house there. It's pretty brave.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I wasn't trying to be brave. That's well, just.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not everyone is confident enough to say, yes, this does
look like a band aid, and now it's my home.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This feels like more like you're trying to be rude
than don't get.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Me started on the color of your front door so
daringly unexpected.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's like flirty he meets foreclosure.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful
right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,
But just giving you a little.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Bit of neighborly advice like you gave me asking you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
To repark your car is different than asking me to
repaint my entire house.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See that's where you're mistaken.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I like band aids, and I have a lot of
them on my body.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, so then what's the issue?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, no issue.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I sure would like to give you some advice on
your landscaping though.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Got something to say about that too.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,
like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,
she'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond.
I'm not going to change all of the old things.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with
my bikini line. Just let it grow.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the
foundation of any emotionally robust community.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're not understanding. I was trying to help you. Like,
that's a safety hazard that you're doing. Okay, the color
of my house or what my garden looks like is
not really any of your business.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You know what else shouldn't be my business is your
front porch.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's enough.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's got that cozy, lived in vibe, like you just
walked away mid smoke break and never came back.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,
and it feels like you're just trying to get back
at me for something.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So oh no, are you taking my helpful tone in
a stern way, because that's not my intention at all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want
to play this game.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's
learning to park better thanks to you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, Uh, you've been your point. Please don't call me
ever again.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting
your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or
you might try and do a silly prank call on
you get.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You all riled up for no reason.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No what Yeah, your husband and grant he sets you
up because you're actually on the radio right now on
a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait
what what this is a phone tap?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my, I was so annoyed. Oh my god, I'm
gonna kill him.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, your husband told us that you left a note
on somebody's car about their crappy parking job I did.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This was a dangerous parking job. I thought you were
a really guy, though, when you were insulting, like you
knew everything about my house, that was so weird. And
I haven't met my neighbor yet.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was just trying to be a good neighbor and
compare your landscaping to my perfectly trained bikini line.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Ow. Oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning
It's almost time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call.
(00:02):
And if you've ever left a note on somebody's car,
whether it be an angry one or angry one, really
angry one, most people don't leave polite messages in that
type of situation, unless you count the woman we call today.
She anonymously left what she thought was a nice note
to somebody in her neighborhood suggesting they re park their
(00:25):
car because the back end of it was sticking out
into traffic. So she was just trying to be helpful.
You know who did see it that way? The most
passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,
and he's in your phones out right now. Well, Heidi,
(00:49):
ho and howdy do there is this the thoughtful soul
who left me that little parking note on my windshield
the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just wanted
to call and say, bless your heart and thank you
for pointing out my little fiddly wink there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh oh ah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And you're right, You're right. I could be better.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little
thrown I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Don't say sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And by the way, I recognized you from my ring
cam your grace right.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
My name's Jerry. I live just down the street. It's
nice to meet you, friend.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Nice to meet you too.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Absolutely I went action.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I took a second gander at my park job, and
I thought, well, paint me purple and call me a grape.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
She's right, Yeah, just like you said.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably
what seven?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I mean, I think it was a little bit more
than not. Sorry. I just I was worried maybe somebody
would hite your car.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of
your way to tell me to move my car.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because
it was just sticking out, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I sure, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,
since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted
to pass along a couple.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Of little notes for you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you mean, Well, like, that's a real cute
brown color.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It shows for your house there. It's pretty brave.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I wasn't trying to be brave. That's well, just.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not everyone is confident enough to say, yes, this does
look like a band aid, and now it's my home.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This feels like more like you're trying to be rude
than don't get.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Me started on the color of your front door so
daringly unexpected.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's like flirty he meets foreclosure.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful
right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,
But just giving you a little.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Bit of neighborly advice like you gave me asking you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
To repark your car is different than asking me to
repaint my entire house.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See that's where you're mistaken.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I like band aids, and I have a lot of
them on my body.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, so then what's the issue?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, no issue.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I sure would like to give you some advice on
your landscaping though.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Got something to say about that too.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,
like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,
she'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond.
I'm not going to change all of the old things.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with
my bikini line. Just let it grow.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the
foundation of any emotionally robust community.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're not understanding. I was trying to help you. Like,
that's a safety hazard that you're doing. Okay, the color
of my house or what my garden looks like is
not really any of your business.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You know what else shouldn't be my business is your
front porch.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's enough.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's got that cozy, lived in vibe, like you just
walked away mid smoke break and never came back.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,
and it feels like you're just trying to get back
at me for something.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So oh no, are you taking my helpful tone in
a stern way, because that's not my intention at all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want
to play this game.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's
learning to park better thanks to you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, Uh, you've been your point. Please don't call me
ever again.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't need to hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting
your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or
you might try and do a silly prank call on
you get.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You all riled up for no reason.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No what Yeah, your husband and grant he sets you
up because you're actually on the radio right now on
a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait
what what this is a phone tap?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my, I was so annoyed. Oh my god, I'm
gonna kill him.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, your husband told us that you left a note
on somebody's car about their crappy parking job I did.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This was a dangerous parking job. I thought you were
a really guy, though, when you were insulting, like you
knew everything about my house, that was so weird. And
I haven't met my neighbor yet.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was just trying to be a good neighbor and
compare your landscaping to my perfectly trained bikini line.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Ow. Oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning
Hosts And Creators
Alexis Fuller
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Jose Bolanos
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