May 13, 2025 • 5 mins
Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, we call a guy who works as an appliance installer,
goes around all over the city with dishwashers putting him
in multiple times a day, and recently he's been complaining
to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from
customers when he's over at their house. Well, he can
rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the
(00:20):
one calling him today. Because I'm having issues with my
new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
You're gonna hear in your phone tap right now. Hello,
clean it like you mean it. Hello, I said, Dishy, Wishy,
(00:45):
do the cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey, I can barely hear you can hear me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh? Hi? Hi? Uh? Is this Wes the appliance delivery guy?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, sorry, you came over to my place
earlier today. My wife lets you in where the rismons?
Her name is Ceci, my wife.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whirlpool. Yeah. Did you
not have the work line? How did you call my
personal line? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess my my wife got it maybe from your supervisor.
This number she gave me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Uh, they're not really supposed to give that out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh well, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm having a little
trouble with the dishwasher that you put in the dishwasher I.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Did this morning, so there's already an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah. I keep telling it things, but it doesn't respond.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like, I mean, just just listen, like I'm trying it. Okay,
activate bubbles, maximum sparkle.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's not a sure, that's not.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Does it have a secret word that I need to
say or something?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, sir, it's no. It's digital.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to like digitally
give it a command.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Are you Are you thinking it's voice activated?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, yeah, we're living in the future now, so like
everything has a I in it and you could like
talk to stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So that's that's not really a thing, sir. I don't
even think that exists. I mean, if it does exist,
I don't install anything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, that's not I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You just have a normal world.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I gosha, I'm I I hear you. I'm I'm being
too loud. I have to I need like whisper it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, no, no, there's no whisp there's.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No I see it has like the whisper mode setting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
On her if I just push, that's for the that's
the engine, that's the motor inside. That has nothing to
do with talking to it. Sir.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Sorry, can you can you just be quiet for a
second because I'm trying to talk to my dishwasher here?
Hello there, wakey, wakey. I need you to use your
strong spray arms, do your sacred water dance, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can't whisper to it either, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh okay, no whisper. Oh fine, so I I really
need to go over the top with it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
There's no but have no power of soap. I summoned
the sun, oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Prints with thy glory.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's not voice activated, sir.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm trying to voice activate it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's not gonna happen. It's not a talking dishwasher. You
can't whisper or yell at it. You have to press buttons.
There's no AI in it. It's just a dishwasher. It's
a regular dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
This whole time, my wife told me to talk to
the dishwasher while she was at my neighbor Marty's house.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well I don't. I'm sorry about that. He probably playing
a joke on you or something.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She told me. Marty had an issue with his shower
and she was gonna go over there and help him
fix it. And then she ran out the front door
in her bathing suit and so are you serious? Well, yeah,
so she told me to talk to the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This call is ridiculous. I don't know what your wife
is up to. Just press the buttons and maybe have
a conversation with your wife when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, But but she told me to talk to it
really loudly for a long time, like two hours while
she was with Marty.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Right, Like Marty is a dishwasher. She was talking about
like I think you got your wires crossed, like real bad.
All of this is not not even supposed to be
on my personal line.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So it's probably because your supervisor, Becca, who gave me
your number. She said she wanted you to be confused
while we did this prank call on the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I mean that my real name is jeff I work
on a show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.
You were doing a phone tap on you right now?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Man, Are you are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Becca told us?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Becca told us that you've been super busy lately with
a lot of clients, and that you would believe almost anything,
even with my wife going next door.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I had nothing for you. Man. What she's been in
your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Why would you say that she's a good boy boy.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
She's over at your neighbor's house in a bikini. No,
you talked to the dish.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Come on, man, She is a very honest woman, and
so is my neighbor Marty.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right, look, I know you're not the guy now.
He already told me wake up. Every morning was phone
tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
the morning
Today, we call a guy who works as an appliance installer,
goes around all over the city with dishwashers putting him
in multiple times a day, and recently he's been complaining
to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from
customers when he's over at their house. Well, he can
rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the
(00:20):
one calling him today. Because I'm having issues with my
new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
You're gonna hear in your phone tap right now. Hello,
clean it like you mean it. Hello, I said, Dishy, Wishy,
(00:45):
do the cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey, I can barely hear you can hear me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh? Hi? Hi? Uh? Is this Wes the appliance delivery guy?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, sorry, you came over to my place
earlier today. My wife lets you in where the rismons?
Her name is Ceci, my wife.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whirlpool. Yeah. Did you
not have the work line? How did you call my
personal line? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess my my wife got it maybe from your supervisor.
This number she gave me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Uh, they're not really supposed to give that out.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh well, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm having a little
trouble with the dishwasher that you put in the dishwasher I.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Did this morning, so there's already an issue.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah. I keep telling it things, but it doesn't respond.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like, I mean, just just listen, like I'm trying it. Okay,
activate bubbles, maximum sparkle.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's not a sure, that's not.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Does it have a secret word that I need to
say or something?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, sir, it's no. It's digital.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to like digitally
give it a command.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Are you Are you thinking it's voice activated?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, yeah, we're living in the future now, so like
everything has a I in it and you could like
talk to stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So that's that's not really a thing, sir. I don't
even think that exists. I mean, if it does exist,
I don't install anything like that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, that's not I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You just have a normal world.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I gosha, I'm I I hear you. I'm I'm being
too loud. I have to I need like whisper it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, no, no, there's no whisp there's.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No I see it has like the whisper mode setting.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
On her if I just push, that's for the that's
the engine, that's the motor inside. That has nothing to
do with talking to it. Sir.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Sorry, can you can you just be quiet for a
second because I'm trying to talk to my dishwasher here?
Hello there, wakey, wakey. I need you to use your
strong spray arms, do your sacred water dance, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can't whisper to it either, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh okay, no whisper. Oh fine, so I I really
need to go over the top with it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
There's no but have no power of soap. I summoned
the sun, oh my.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Prints with thy glory.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's not voice activated, sir.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm trying to voice activate it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's not gonna happen. It's not a talking dishwasher. You
can't whisper or yell at it. You have to press buttons.
There's no AI in it. It's just a dishwasher. It's
a regular dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
This whole time, my wife told me to talk to
the dishwasher while she was at my neighbor Marty's house.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well I don't. I'm sorry about that. He probably playing
a joke on you or something.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She told me. Marty had an issue with his shower
and she was gonna go over there and help him
fix it. And then she ran out the front door
in her bathing suit and so are you serious? Well, yeah,
so she told me to talk to the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
This call is ridiculous. I don't know what your wife
is up to. Just press the buttons and maybe have
a conversation with your wife when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, But but she told me to talk to it
really loudly for a long time, like two hours while
she was with Marty.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Right, Like Marty is a dishwasher. She was talking about
like I think you got your wires crossed, like real bad.
All of this is not not even supposed to be
on my personal line.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So it's probably because your supervisor, Becca, who gave me
your number. She said she wanted you to be confused
while we did this prank call on the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I mean that my real name is jeff I work
on a show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.
You were doing a phone tap on you right now?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Man, Are you are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Becca told us?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Becca told us that you've been super busy lately with
a lot of clients, and that you would believe almost anything,
even with my wife going next door.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I had nothing for you. Man. What she's been in
your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Why would you say that she's a good boy boy.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
She's over at your neighbor's house in a bikini. No,
you talked to the dish.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Come on, man, She is a very honest woman, and
so is my neighbor Marty.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right, look, I know you're not the guy now.
He already told me wake up. Every morning was phone
tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
the morning
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