Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever you rent something,
whether it's a car, or a hot tub or an
extra long coffin that locks from the outside.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rental services, are you contact.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Only the best brook I see. I'll tell you. There's
a reason that they warn you make sure to check
inside before you return it, especially that Yeah, it's so
that they can avoid super awkward calls like the one
we made today when old Alan winter Bottom needs to
reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say he

(00:31):
may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes. Yes,
he wants it back in your phone, tap right now.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Form aware. This is Tammy.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hi tar me. It's nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, dice to talk to you. Who is this?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
My name is Alan, Alan your Bottom. I'm a customer
of yours.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage. So how can I
help you today?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah? You you can help me because I rented a
tuxedo and dropped it back off with you guys just
two days ago. Okay, I realized that I may have
left a personal item inside of it.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
All right, Oh my, we can you.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Feel like a real dunce?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh oh, No, it happened all the time. It happens
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh, you're sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos. I
kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for.
What did you leave?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well, yeah, I really don't know. If you want me
to tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you
if we found it is if you tell me what
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to
say this, but I think I left my diaper in there.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night and the host
was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I
just said, hey, what the heck, go for it. You're
only ninety.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Three once, right, and you're trying to get this back.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's not just the one. There's that in some backups too.
Oh god, I had three other folded ones in the
front pockets and a Huggy Special in the back.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want
it back. Why are you confirmed about getting it?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hold on a second, there, missy. Have you been to
the store lately. The diaper prices are sore and higher
than my blood pressure.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, I mean if we had founded them.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Wait a second, I'm racking the old nogging up there,
and there's a chance maybe I left him in the
old limo.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, that that is not.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I met twos at the park. You don't need Roberta
and Roberta's twin, Regina.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, so you're gonna you're gonna have to talk to
the limit.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in
the limo that night. Oh yeah, still got.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It, sir. You you're having some great adventures, especially for
a man of your age.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Wait a second, what you came to do?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
There?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Are you sweet talking to me? You want a slice
of the old Alan pie? Do you?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay? I cannot help you with any of that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, professionally, right right, you're on the clock.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, I can help you with tuck rental, that is it.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. You don't know this, but a lot of ladies
want me for my beanie baby collection. Yeah. I mean,
I haven't looked at the prices since ninety six, but
I'm assuming I'll be able to buy me a nice
condo down in Florida with that treasure show.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh god, yutchie, I can't help you if you left
diapers in a limo.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well you could help me if you know of a
place with non lactose cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that
can help you.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, that really is a bummer because right now, the
only spot that I know of with the good slices
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
You know, you know, the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Showed that doesn't them prank phone calls whatnot.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Should listen because it'll really fill up your diapers.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Dammy, my name is jeff and we're doing a phone
tap on you.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh thank god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, your manager Mike set you up because he said
it's your five year anniversary at the shop. He thought
you get a real kick out of this phone call.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh my god. I am so relieved because I had
no idea how to deal with that, or I had
to get off the phone for that matter.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're saying so in your entire time working there five years,
no customers have ever left a diaper in any of
the formal wear.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll tell you it happens. Sometimes, those limo parties, they
get pretty wide.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I am sure they do. Wake up every morning was
phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in
the morning.