Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got an email from a listener who's a self
described nice guy, oh, loyal husband who never really gets
the chance to let loose and be labeled a bad boy.
But recently the couple's been taking tango lessons together. Okay,
bad boy, and he thought maybe we could use that
information to turn him into a wild man learning to

(00:24):
take risks and do crazy things. Will his wife buy it?
You're gonna find out in your phone?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Tap right now?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Another Ti, Hi, Hi, This is Bobby Walk from Street Dance.
Is this Kelly Suh? See your husband and you take
dango classes here on tuesdays?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
We do?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We just started last month.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I did that when my marriage was failing. To wonder
if what?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So this is kind of an uncomfortable situation I need
to bring up with you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Hold on, I'm sorry, I think I am misunderstood you.
Did you say something about what my marriage?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh? Yours? I was talking about my fourth husband. Don't
worry about it. What I'm actually calling about is we're
getting quite a few complaints complaints about us. No, actually,
just David, your husband.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, what kind of what do you? What did David do?
I'm confused?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You sound confused.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, so Tuesday nights.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Tuesday Nights is tango as.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know, right, yeah, and Wednesdays is our poll dancing class,
and according to the instructor, your Dave just keeps stopping by.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hold on, there has to be some confusion.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well that's what we thought at first too, But he's
shown up for four consecutive weeks, and you're right, your
husband does act confused when he gets here. Oh thought
this was tango night, but then he stays to watch
the entire class.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You've gotta be joking. This is not.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Actually I'm not joking. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Maybe the thing that really puts it over the top though,
is he woots.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm sorry, what you know?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Woots? Okay, huh okay.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Let me paint a picture. So there was one of
our dancers doing an upside down carousel spin and there's
Dave over in the corner saying.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, no way is that my husband.
I don't think you have the right Dave.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
If it's the Dave that knows how to pretend to
make it rain, I have the right Dave.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
My Dave is the nicest guy ever. I don't even
think he understands what making it rain is like.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't. Well, I can tell you that I did
see him dancing with you in the tango class, and
then he was here the following night watching.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
This is not this can't be happening right now.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
He just approached me this week, sheepishly, even couldn't really
make eye contact, and then muttered something about how he
wanted to sign up to be a spotter.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my god, I read well.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
When he asked if he could help with the Brazilian
leg kick, I just I was actually shocked that he
knew all these pole dancing terms.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Are you the one teaching him?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
No? No, absolutely not. I don't know any of those moves.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know, we do have an open spot for you
on Wednesdays if you'd like to come.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Especially if Dave is going to sign up to be
a spotter, you may want to keep an eye on him.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't want to be in the class, but I
certainly don't want my husband spotty poole dancing women.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
So that's a no for both of you.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
No. Okay, Well, in that case, we are going to
have to put up a sign with his name and
picture that says this man allowed only on Tuesday nights,
not Wednesdays.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Please please, please don't do that. Please, that is so mortifying.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I okay, do you think it'd be better if the
sign just read this is a prank phone call, what
with a little Brook and Jeffrey logo in it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, are you curious right now?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
This is actually breakfast Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
This was actually all your husband, Dave's idea. He emailed us,
and he said Tanko has been a challenge, but he
is ready for the next leap.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
The poll.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh, I thought I was married to a pervert.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I don't know Dave that well, so that's up to
you to decide.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
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