July 4, 2025 • 5 mins
A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for your phone tap. And recently we got
an email from a guy who wanted us to brank
his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls
from Tinder back to their apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh man, so bad about that? Yeah, it's it can
be exhausting if you're the person that lives with them.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a
little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as
a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him
by going over all his previous hookups one by one.
How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in
your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
On the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder
customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
H Okay, Yeah, this is hi Brandon.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some
information with you.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, according to our.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,
ten months. How's it going?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is going good? I guess that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and
we encourage that. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I don't understand why you're calling me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Great question. So I don't know if you realize this,
but we recently started a rewards program.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The rewards program.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You may not have heard because it's actually just for
our female members. Okay, because of last year and everything
that's happened, it's been a real sausage party around here.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So yeah, we need to get more single available ladies
back to the app by creating a reward system. We
call it love minutes, all.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right, Love minutes, okay, catchy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, So, if you go on a date through Tender,
you can earn points for certain activities.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, it's catching on.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can tell you that. And a few people put
you down for a reference, and we just need to
confirm that you went out with them in order to
give them the credit.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So they told you that I went out on a
date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what
Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just
go over this. A user named Abby V said you
met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She said that, I mean, yeah, well, I thought that
was like a private conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.
But in order to get the love minutes, she needs
you on record confirming that this happened.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, Yeah, we went out on a date. I can
confirm that. Great.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You also need to confirm the hookup.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay. And how long would you say that lasted the hookup? Yeah?
Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,
six minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh god, that's not what I remember.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this
is a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need
to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.
Add doesn't get any of her love minute points.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, honestly, I think it was more I can
or maybe twelve.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
All right, I'm gonna put you down for seven. That
feels like a good compromise, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But look,
are we done here? Because I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Just a couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now,
I see here that you also went with Jenny M
from Mini Golf last month? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I see here she says, you went back to
your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.
She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,
come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day
or something.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's not true, she's lying. Okay, I can't believe that
you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my
hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a
private app.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?
She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
What are you app I don't understand what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I'm just telling you what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Look, this is really making me angry right now, and
I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,
I just asking me these questions in my personal life.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What the hell does that mean? What do you mean
not a good fit?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I just think by your reaction that maybe you need
to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister
app I'd recommend you visit instead.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Or you're kicking me off tender.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm just saying there's an app that would be a
better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute
men of Tinder.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Are you kidding me? This is insane.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm sin saying you don't want to sign up for
that one?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, I don't want to sign up a quick still
ridiculous that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this
is all a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's all a job. Now, it's a joke to you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No. No, my name is Brooke from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you. What for real, it's a radio show. Your
roommate Jack set you up kidding me? He said, you've
been waking them up with your random tender hookups.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Dude, God, yeah, I mean we live together, so you know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you're saying the times are accurate, then.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want
all the women in the world to know that those
times are not accurate.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Not even look at that. We just upgraded your quick
Stir Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenty, brooking Jeffrey in the morning
It's time for your phone tap. And recently we got
an email from a guy who wanted us to brank
his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls
from Tinder back to their apartment.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh man, so bad about that? Yeah, it's it can
be exhausting if you're the person that lives with them.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a
little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as
a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him
by going over all his previous hookups one by one.
How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in
your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
On the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder
customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
H Okay, Yeah, this is hi Brandon.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some
information with you.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, according to our.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,
ten months. How's it going?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is going good? I guess that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and
we encourage that. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I don't understand why you're calling me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Great question. So I don't know if you realize this,
but we recently started a rewards program.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
The rewards program.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You may not have heard because it's actually just for
our female members. Okay, because of last year and everything
that's happened, it's been a real sausage party around here.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So yeah, we need to get more single available ladies
back to the app by creating a reward system. We
call it love minutes, all.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right, Love minutes, okay, catchy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, So, if you go on a date through Tender,
you can earn points for certain activities.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, it's catching on.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can tell you that. And a few people put
you down for a reference, and we just need to
confirm that you went out with them in order to
give them the credit.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So they told you that I went out on a
date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what
Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just
go over this. A user named Abby V said you
met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She said that, I mean, yeah, well, I thought that
was like a private conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.
But in order to get the love minutes, she needs
you on record confirming that this happened.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, Yeah, we went out on a date. I can
confirm that. Great.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You also need to confirm the hookup.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay. And how long would you say that lasted the hookup? Yeah?
Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,
six minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh god, that's not what I remember.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this
is a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need
to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.
Add doesn't get any of her love minute points.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, honestly, I think it was more I can
or maybe twelve.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
All right, I'm gonna put you down for seven. That
feels like a good compromise, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But look,
are we done here? Because I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Just a couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now,
I see here that you also went with Jenny M
from Mini Golf last month? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I see here she says, you went back to
your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.
She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,
come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day
or something.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's not true, she's lying. Okay, I can't believe that
you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my
hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a
private app.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?
She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
What are you app I don't understand what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I'm just telling you what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Look, this is really making me angry right now, and
I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,
I just asking me these questions in my personal life.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What the hell does that mean? What do you mean
not a good fit?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I just think by your reaction that maybe you need
to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister
app I'd recommend you visit instead.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Or you're kicking me off tender.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm just saying there's an app that would be a
better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute
men of Tinder.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Are you kidding me? This is insane.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm sin saying you don't want to sign up for
that one?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, I don't want to sign up a quick still
ridiculous that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this
is all a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's all a job. Now, it's a joke to you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No. No, my name is Brooke from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you. What for real, it's a radio show. Your
roommate Jack set you up kidding me? He said, you've
been waking them up with your random tender hookups.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Dude, God, yeah, I mean we live together, so you know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you're saying the times are accurate, then.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want
all the women in the world to know that those
times are not accurate.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Not even look at that. We just upgraded your quick
Stir Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenty, brooking Jeffrey in the morning
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