Phone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,
you know how stressful that can be, taking orders, making food,
trying to stay organized. And then imagine, on top of
all of that, you received one of the strangest phone
calls ever from a customer who wants to order a
sandwich but has taken his sweet, sweet old time. There's

(00:23):
a good reason for it, though, you're gonna hear in
your phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right now, Deli, this is Nick. Hello, Hi, Sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is this the deli?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, this is Nick. How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, i'd like the places an order for a sandwich?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
S Are you okay? Everything okay? Over there?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh so okay, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What's going on? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I bought one of those vibrating massage chairs from Sharper Image.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh I've been at it in the last seventeen hours.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That sounds like a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, so your your sandwich order?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, it's just question. After my order? Can you can
you put in the notes to come into the house
and deliver it to my lab.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
And you wanted to deliver aware.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Onto my lap.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know about that. I just don't want to
get up you can at your front doors. As far
as the I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Want to stand. It feels so good.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm that I'm bet. Did you put the order in
or what? My friend?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, sandwich?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
We've got a lot of sandwiches. You want to think
specific on it?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I no, I don't even care.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, how about a ham and twist?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Not that one?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Listen, man, I'm busy right now. I can't pick the
sandwich for you. Why don't you call back when you're
ready to order?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you have a roast beer?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roasty sandwich? Yea?
What kind of bread?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sour dough?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah? Yeah, sir? I'm you know. I'm trying to help
you out disorder. This is pretty creepy, to be honest
with you, and you're in So if we could get
disorder put in, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm just trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering? No?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What are you crazy? Have you've been in a massage
chair before?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah? I didn't. I wasn't in it for seventeen hours.
I don't think that's even help me.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You're missing out. I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper
right now?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why you would you be wearing a diaper? Sure?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I want to stand up, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I should have asked that. I what I was thinking.
I can have the sandwich deliver to you. But that's uh,
that's about it. That's that's all I need to know
from her, and just what you want on the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, okay, sorry, what.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich? All right?
Just give me your address. I'm not knowing delivering it
to your labs.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do you have any anybody over there that could pick
up my kids from soccer camp? Didn't?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No? Go listen guy, we're up, yell, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my
kids for me.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out
of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.
You can't have the Delhi guy to pick up your kids.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I'm willing to pay extra.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
No DELI turn off the chair, walk outside the house
and pick up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to
you in a half hour.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I feel like a human urrito you can wrapped in
a tortilla of relaxation.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You. You wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation
with you. I'm hanging up.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted me
to have with you.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
What the hell you talking about? Man?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.
This is a oh yeah, because this is a prank call.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm not in a massage chair, metal radio station. My
name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
You just got phone tap, dude.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking
to a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yes, I felt pretty good for those last few minutes.
But your roommate Ryan emailed us and said, you just
started this new job at the Delhi and you wanted
to make your first week more exciting.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my god, I don't even know how you are
making no sounds like I don't know if you're in
a massage chair.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well you sound stirs, dude. You I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
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