Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And let's be honest, Brooke,
you're not far away from your children going out on
dates in real life.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, I am job, not that far off.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
And it is horrifying to all of us thinking how
you would be in those situations.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
They can't date till they're thirty, I think, is what
it is.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, when we got an email asking if Brooke could
pose as a mother whose daughter met a guy on hinge,
she was all about it. And the thing is, she's
not some uptight, stiff mom. That's right, jeff She's cool.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
She can relate to the younger generation.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Even have to tell people this.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, don't believe us. Just listen to the phone tap
right now. Another on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, Hey is this Devon? Hey Devin, can you hear me? Devin? Yeah,
I can hear you. This demon. That's a fun name
to say, Devin. Who is this? Oh, I'm Charesa's mom.
You can call me Bev instore for Baverna. Don't even

(01:09):
think about putting up he in front of that. Okay.
I heard that in junior high pul Verna. That was
a hard time for good old bev. Tell you I
have no idea who you are. Lady, I've already told you.
I'm Sarese's mom, the girl you met off of hinge Uh, Charisa,

(01:30):
the one given main character energy with the glow up
from the flow up. But you didn't think I was
that cool, did you? What are you talking about? Look, Devin,
I just need to suss you out before your date
with my daughter. Why are you talking like this? And
did she tell you to call me? No? But I

(01:52):
call everyone she matches with. I'm gonna tell who's given
her the ck? Okay, obviously I just found out your
riz is goaded. Otherwise she wouldn't want to link up,
So I can back around that one. Huh buffing' Why
are you talking like that? I recently brushed up on
my gen z slang. If you can't tell, yeah, you

(02:15):
did something. There was a sick article and the Reader's
Digest about it. I call it the rd Dave. What
are you down with? Rd D Readers Digest Daily? Man?
I swear to God, I have to get back to work.
I don't have time for this. Okay, I'll let you go.
Just back to your date. Where do you want to

(02:35):
take her, she'll have the drip. Why yeah, no need
to fit check. I mean she's gonna look like a snack,
a big one, ma'am. You need to stop. You know
I'm not Delulu because I'm no boomer. All right, you
can take that all the way to the skimmity bank, ma'am.

(02:57):
Not a term, because it should be.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I know you're trying to really hard to connect that.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm younger, your daughter's younger. But by the way, after
your sweet hang, would you mean up for coming over
and being a guest on my podcast? It's called GIAT
talk where we talk about giats. I want to forget
you ever said that. I don't want to hear those
words again. What words GIAT talk or podcast? No? Deia

(03:28):
peak energy AF. I don't even know how to respond
to that. You don't know how to respond to an
international batnie. I'm just crossing generations with fits and vibes,
It's all I'm doing. Wow, what you thought I was
some basic Becky without life experience. I almost got a

(03:48):
tattoo of a butterfly on my heini. I don't even
show it to you when you pick her up. No, No,
that'll prove I'm lit I get it. I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You're very young and cool.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Bet, because I'm not riding the saspas gas.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And I'm really sick of using all these weird terms
because I'm just a radio host doing a prank phone
call on you. Yeah, I'm serious, this is actually a prank.
This is not Charsa's mom. My name's Broke from the
radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your
buddy Eric set you up. Oh thank god, man, that

(04:26):
was crazy. He said, you've been bread krembin thirst traps
all over the city and wanted me to match your vibe. No, cab, Bet,
that is crange as hopefully understand that. Of course I do.
It's like sixt seven, you know, six seven. Wow, weeke up.
Every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on the twenties,

(04:49):
Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.