Phone Tap: Snitch On a Snacker

One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way to motivate him, is to embarrass him!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend,
saying they've been skipping their weekly gym workouts a lot lately.
Oh wait, that's not the prank. That's actually happened. That's
what's happening. It's happening more than normal. She wants them
to both get back into it, and the best way
to motivate her boyfriend it's not positive reinforcement. It's public humiliation,

(00:27):
which is what we attempt to do in your brand
new phone tap right now? Hello is this Darren?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Here's this Hey Darren. I'm the new supervisor over at
All Fitness.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, look, I know you're a member, but we haven't
seen you in here for a bit.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Uh yeah, I mean yeah, I guess I kind of
let it let it lip a bit lately.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I can tell you one person who did see you, though.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Actually, I guess I can't tell you. It's an anonymous
member who saw you at the Wendy's drive through line yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, I'm talking about what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Are you admitting that that was you?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I mean, yeah, I was. I went to Wendy's yesterday,
So what do you.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Think that's the best choice for your body, Darren? I?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, I probably not. But what does this have to
do with anyone at the gym? And why would they
tell you this? Why would they care?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let me explain. It's actually a new program that I
just implemented here. It's called so OS Snitch on a Snacker.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That wow.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, so basically qualified members at twenty five bucks if
they catch one of our own going ham on a baconator,
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm familiar. Well yeah, but that's pretty outrageous.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Is it? Or is it responsible? That's how I like
to look at it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I mean, then may be true, but what I do
outside of the gym is my business. How I eat
is my business, And FYI, I was working really hard yesterday.
I worked straight through lunch. I didn't eat lunch. Right,
I'm not doing it all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't need the SOB story. What but look, I
think there's a way that you can get back into
the gym's good graces.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
What might that be?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's kind of special. I'd like to offer you a
role in SOOS and you can be our newest snitch.
Oh my god, if you catch a snacker.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Calling you telling you other people are eating that's food exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
But I wouldn't need proof, like, for example, your first subject,
I'm gonna give you thirty six year old Audrey.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You can't be serious.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh so, I'm fully serious. She lives downtown. And here's
the thing. I know for a fact that on Thursdays
that's her cheat day and she loves onion rings.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's an opportunity for you, Darren. All you have to do.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
There's no cancer doing this, not a chance.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You make a little extra scratch here if you just
follow her to lunch.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That is so creepy and disturbing.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hear me out. You see her about to stick that
little fried hula hoop into her snack hole, and that's
when you snap a pick and you run off.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
What I'm working. I'm not going to take time away
from my day to go snitch on snackers or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You remember, if you do, you're gonna get paid in
extra twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's why it's called snitch on a snacker.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I have a real job snitching on snacker. Now.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I know all about your job, and I know you
could use the extra dome.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why do you know about my job? How much do
you know about my job?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Supposed to get into it, but let's just say we're
very thorough with this.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Let's get into it. Why do you know about my job?
And why do you know that I was in Wendy?
Are you? Are you following me?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's called snitch on a snacker. You're a member here,
So do the math put it together?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
This feels so wrong?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Is it really wrong? Or is that large salted caramel
frosty you took down the other day wrong?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh my god. Honestly, I don't think your gym is
the place I want to be.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I want to cancel my membership when you're in luck
because your girlfriend Shala already did.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What are you talking about that? What?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
In fact, she was the one who snitched on you? Sheilah, Yeah,
Sheilah do a radio show, though not to your gym,
because I'm a radio host. I work on a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
prank on you, dude.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god, I yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Sheila set you up. She says both of you have
been a little bit lazy about going to the gym.
She said, you visited Wendy's the other day and told
me your order.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
That was so disturbing knowing someone had seen me at
wendy But it makes you.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Kind of want to go in and work out again.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Huh, Well, either that or makes me want Wendy's more.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Or does it make you want to snitch on a
snacker get twenty five buddies.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
A little bit, A little bit?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, hey, you and me, let's snitch on Sheila to
your gym? Maybe we know she went to Wendy's.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, week

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Up every morning was food Taps weekday mornings on the
Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning