Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's been about twenty years. But has everyone here seen
that movie with McLevin you know?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. So there's a guy
in that movie named Micklevin and he actually reminds me
of Jose's character on this show named Steady Eddie. Oh
and in today's call sted Eduardo. Eduardo just purchased a
mirror at a local home goods store, and when he
brought it home, something just wasn't right with it. You're

(00:29):
gonna find out in your phone's app right now.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hi, this is Home good This is Cassie. How can
I help you? Hello there, my name is Edward, but
my friends call me Steady Eddie. How can I help you? Well,
I'm actually having an issue with an item, and I'm
parent that you're a store recently. Yeah, what's the issue?

(01:00):
When I came in on my schooner doing wheelies and
a bunch of cool stuff, and I'm just gonna look around,
you know, maybe by a decorative Kleenex box, but what
caught my eye was the beautiful mirror. Okay, so you
bought a mirror here, I mean not just any mirror,

(01:20):
the most glorious mirror. Ever, I looked like stone called
Steve often ha. Yeah, I got two beards, put them together,
strive them up over my head, just like a wrestler.
I look buff. Okay, yeah, it's like a batie had
to glow up with a rizzler and it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So what I'm not hearing is the issue with the mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh well, it happened right when I brought it home.
You see, I was looking at it preparing to flame
the lady. But when I hung it up on the wall,
I decided to catwalk towards it. It was not the same.
What was the difference? Oh, it was like zero riz
negative aura, Like I gave up total. That's the NPC energy.

(02:06):
I was like, somebody just got through it here, and
I think it was MOI, which is me in another language. Uh.
You know what, sometimes when you take him your home,
the lighting can just be different than in the department store.
So maybe that's the case. Oh, that still doesn't change
the fact that I looked shoey. I even dressed up

(02:26):
in my nineteen ninety eight Classic Batman Returns outfit. Similar result,
just crusty, ain't f How do you make Batman look
not cool. Hold on, hold on, hot, that was my inhaler. Sorry,
do you need to take a hit of your is here?

(02:48):
You know I actually need to get back to work.
Can return it though, But what gifts though? I mean,
you guys like running a scam here in the home
goods compartment. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
I can see you now. You just wait for an
anything good looking young gentleman with lots of money like myself.
Well she I don't have a ton of money, but

(03:08):
I have my mom's debit card, and you're like, God,
we're gonna get him with the old mirror reflection. Scam
works every time. I bet huh.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
There's no scam here, I promise you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hold on a second, though, because I didn't see any
directions in the box were having to punt this mirror up.
I may have put it on the wall upside down.
Oh that's not possible.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It is the same either way.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hold on, wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up
down at the bottom and I slipped it home on.
Let me sure. I really don't think that makes a difference.
There we go, and eyew, I'm disgusting. Oh god, my
mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom, don't look
at me. Sure you can return the mirror within thirty days,
but as I've told you, I have to go. Oh

(03:53):
is that right? Because your coworker, Natalie said she would
give me store credit pluff your phone number so I
could do a prank phone call on you the radio station.
Of course, What are you talking about? Because my name's
actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,

(04:15):
what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing? Okay,
I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie. No, she said you
just hit your one. You're working customer service, and wanted
to congratulate you. You have to answer weird questions like
this all the time.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Apparently, honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I know you're lying because I can feel you looking
at me through the phone tips, just like the lady
that the perfian counter.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Why wouldn't I be melting over here? I was getting
hatten here, hold on, hold on, Oh my god, Okay,
now I'm ready to kiss.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, it's actually albuterol. It's not disgusting at all. It's
an inhaler I think you hung up. Wake Up every
Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning